- 5 days ago
🔥NEW My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12slow-ass sea slug your launch today beach
00:33slow-ass sea slug
01:00filthy scavengers when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep you sky rat swore never to
01:07breach the surface Poseidon fish food ages ago
01:38sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier
01:40I'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:48sire
02:04who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire
02:09you're finally stepping in
02:24go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:28my king even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:54what did you do turn me back right now
03:01sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus we
03:07beg you Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years I'm retired I
03:12don't waste breath on crazy people
03:20screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:37get your hands off me creep
03:39sorry I didn't mean to
03:45you
03:46wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here
03:52what's a forest nint's doing here
03:53he's just a regular human total nerd
03:57damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:09you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured
04:14I was drugged
04:15this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:18if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:21I die
04:21I really need this guy
04:28god damn
04:30you really know how to flip my switch
04:40I need more
04:41a lot more
04:48oh
04:50don't stop
04:51harder
04:53squeeze me tighter
05:01what the hell did you do to me last night
05:05hey
05:06I've put in a lot of work
05:08don't tell me you forgot
05:09Leora
05:10I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora, you're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeats fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Liora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Liora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss, soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:08Ha ha ha ha!
13:17Whew!
13:36You disgusting freak!
13:38What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:40Mommy!
13:43I've got you, baby.
13:44I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip every head off your shoulders!
13:50Ha! You ruined my meal?
13:55Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
14:03Two courses for the price of one!
14:12You bitch!
14:19Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
14:22Go!
14:26Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
14:39You...Posei?
14:40That kid's his.
14:42No wonder the power's so pure.
14:45That's Poseidon's bloodline.
14:47If I stay, I'm dead.
14:55What the hell just happened?
14:57It ran?
14:58Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
15:04Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
15:11Wait. Maybe it sensed the Guardian of the Sea Vault?
15:16Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
15:22About that monster.
15:24Monster.
15:28Failed at the perfect time? Figures.
15:31He's just a regular guy, after all.
16:13My liege, have mercy. I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it. Please, spare my life.
16:20No problem.
16:21Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
16:23Try to remember that in your next life.
16:38Enjoying the show?
16:49My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
16:52Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
17:00Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
17:02Yes!
17:03Yes, my liege!
17:15My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself.
17:30That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
17:33But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
17:36Probably fish food in some trench, right?
17:39Sea god myth, ancient history.
17:41Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
17:55The world's the same as ever.
17:57The dead are louder than the living.
18:00Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:15Poseidon?
18:25Is Hades still breathing?
18:27If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
18:33Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
18:44I need a background check.
18:50You know who I am?
18:52Hades is ace.
18:54You crash my spot, you die here!
19:19Little fish.
19:27Headed staff?
19:29One shot?
19:30The sea king!
19:31He's real!
19:34Hades, you hiding?
19:37Come out!
19:37Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
19:41One!
19:42Two!
19:47Thank the fates!
19:48The boss is here!
19:54Boss!
19:55This bum!
20:02You idiot!
20:03Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
20:05You're done.
20:06Get out.
20:07In front of Poseidon.
20:09Your ants.
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights.
20:16My lord.
20:18Is this handling satisfactory?
20:19Actually, I'm not here for fun.
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
20:28Understood.
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now.
20:31You have three days.
20:32I'll be back.
20:37Everyone!
20:38Drop what you're doing!
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child!
20:41Every resource, every contact, now!
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back!
20:46Yes, boss!
20:53Poseidon's back.
20:54Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead.
21:07Kid comes with us alive.
21:08She's still hurt.
21:09Easy pickets.
21:11Let's move.
21:23We'll make a nice stew.
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch?
21:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:32Ha ha ha ha!
21:34A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
21:37Pathetic.
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders.
21:44Come quietly to the stronghold.
21:46Or I drag your corpse back.
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid!
22:02Stay away from my daughter!
22:04Don't you dare touch her!
22:21Mommy!
22:22You're bleeding!
22:23This forest is locked down.
22:26Surrender now!
22:27I'll go with you.
22:29On one condition.
22:31Let my daughter go!
22:33No, Mommy!
22:34I'm not leaving you!
22:36No!
22:37No!
22:43No!
22:46No!
22:47No!
22:48No!
22:48No!
22:49No!
22:50No!
22:51No!
22:52No!
22:55No!
22:56My poison fog!
22:57The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside!
23:01Give up!
23:02You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
23:10You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
23:15The kid's coming with me.
23:19Don't touch her! Come at me!
23:22Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead.
23:25But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
23:35Such a pretty face. All mine now.
23:41Let my mommy go, you bastard!
23:50Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
23:58Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
24:09Lily!
24:16Daddy?
24:31You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
24:39Jack.
24:39Jack, what the hell just happened?
24:45You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend.
24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
24:53No.
24:57No.
25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.
25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
25:13Shut up and go.
25:15Now!
25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
25:32Run all you want!
25:33My pack tears you both apart!
25:47No!
25:51No!
26:01No!
26:03No!
26:04No!
26:24Daddy, don't leave mommy.
26:27I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry.
26:31Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
26:32We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid.
26:42I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
26:57Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:04You are the best.
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down?
27:16You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human.
27:22Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
27:26Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily.
27:47You can turn around now.
27:51Daddy?
27:52What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
28:06Don't move.
28:07Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily.
28:19Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
28:28That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got?
28:32Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what?
28:37I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn.
28:51You take a hit well.
28:53Let's enjoy this body.
28:55Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:59For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal?
29:06You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming.
29:09Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
29:11No choice.
29:12I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants?
29:16Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless.
29:21Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just...
29:28Let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once?
29:35Then die together.
29:36Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back?
29:51Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe.
29:57Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover.
30:03Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now.
30:06And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
30:12End it fast.
30:16You?
30:17In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:23Just hold on a little longer.
30:25Jack means more to me than anything.
30:27I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband?
30:40Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die?
30:45Fine!
30:46I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already!
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:19The sea is sinking.
31:21Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This...
31:24can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra!
31:52The coastal legend monster?
31:54Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha!
31:59Our boss has real backing!
32:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
32:07They're coming for us.
32:09We're finished.
32:10Don't worry, darling.
32:11Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me.
32:22They're here for me.
32:22Jack, stay behind me.
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack.
32:28Look around.
32:28We're surrounded.
32:29We could actually die here.
32:36My lords!
32:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
32:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02You shouldn't be here.
33:04You shouldn't be a saint.
33:06O Carling...
33:07Yourjs has a ah!
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