00:05Fun, engagement, fun-gagement.
00:09Here at Mira Corporation, the company culture is so fun-gaging,
00:13it will have you making up words.
00:16Hi, I'm Orange.
00:17Don't think of me as your HR rep.
00:20Think of me as your HR family.
00:22Whoa.
00:24The good folks here at Mira have discovered
00:26a brand new, very fun energy source that we like to call
00:29ORPLUS.
00:31Your mission is to get our highly valuable ORPLUS from this asteroid
00:34all the way to our funtastic refining facility on Industria.
00:39First things first, now is a great time to pause the tape
00:42and introduce yourself to anyone else in the room with you.
00:46Hi, I'm Green.
00:47You're white, aren't you?
00:48I think I saw you on TV.
00:50I get that a lot, because I'm on TV a lot.
00:52Probably because of all my hard work.
00:54Hard work? Like what?
00:55Oh, boy, let me tell you.
00:57One day I was walking down the street completely minding my own business
01:00when suddenly, out of nowhere, my parents offered me a board member role
01:04at their pharmaceutical company.
01:07Then while summering as a verb on my yacht,
01:09my sommelier, whose name I don't recall, presented me the cork
01:12and on the underside was, you guessed it, a winning ride on this very ship.
01:16So, pretty much the same kind of thing that happens to everyone.
01:19What's your equally as enterprising life story?
01:21I'm an unpaid intern.
01:26Anything else?
01:28Oh, I grew up on a worm farm.
01:33Oh, how rustic.
01:37Ooh, that's a lot of information.
01:40By combining your sick and paydays.
01:48And finally, to give you a personalized tour of the ship,
01:51I want to introduce you to...
01:59Me!
02:00But now I'm real.
02:02Welcome to the Skeld.
02:03We're so happy to have you amongst us.
02:05Or is it among us?
02:06I always forget which one is grammatically-
02:08to give you a tribute to the game.
02:08David Godfrey
02:09I never thought you'd be able to do it.
02:09And now, I definitely do not want to understand.
02:09I am the more than a mission.
02:09And I'm not going to know what's going on.
02:09And I'm not sure how to get into this piece.
02:11I'm not sure how to do it.
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