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From Surrogate to First Lady: The President's Wolf Pups
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00:09To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test-tool baby
00:13for a mysterious client. I'm warning you again, absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:20identity, not a single word. Otherwise, you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:37Mr. President, eyes on me. Take your clothes off.
00:55The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
01:03Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press. I'm the one who deserves
01:08to stand next to him. No way I'm letting these bitches run.
01:18Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
01:25Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go. First lady? Nah, that's not in the cards for
01:31me.
01:33Doctor, surrogate number one just had her baby. It's a boy.
01:36Guess that locks up the first lady spot for her.
01:39But the second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out.
01:42Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard.
01:45Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:51I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it. But then, one by one, the other
01:55women had their babies.
01:57The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his. Every last one of them got kicked out.
02:02Take your bastard and get lost.
02:04I'm sorry, Mr. President. Please, just give me another chance. I swear, I could give you a child.
02:12Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
02:16Give it everything. Baby's almost here.
02:22One last push. Come on, you can do it.
02:28The baby's here. A healthy baby.
02:35Monster! Monster!
02:40What's wrong?
02:48What the hell? I just gave birth to dog pups?
02:51How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:53Oh no, this is bad.
02:54The president won't even need a test.
02:56Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:58I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
03:00And the money? Gone!
03:03What's going on there?
03:11What should I do?
03:12What should I do?
03:31Where's my baby?
03:37Tell me, where is my child?
03:40Mr. President, I'm so sorry.
03:42I let you down.
03:44Sorry for what?
03:44I lied. I wasn't pregnant.
03:46That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:47That was a massive toxic waste level trap.
03:50One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:56A fake pregnancy?
03:58So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
04:01That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
04:05I took all kinds of hormone shots.
04:07It made me look pregnant.
04:10Today, today I just ate too much and had to go.
04:19What was that sound?
04:24Mr. President, you should stay back.
04:27I just went, it's pretty rank.
04:29So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting
04:33and waited two hours here just for you to take a crap.
04:36Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:41Just give me more time.
04:43I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:45I won't waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:48But what about the surrogacy money?
04:51After playing me like this, you still want the money?
04:54You'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
05:00What?
05:06No money and now I'm stuck working for free.
05:09What a joke.
05:15You two little troublemakers, you totally screwed me.
05:19If it weren't for you, who knows?
05:21Maybe I'd be First Lady now.
05:35Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
05:38Whatever.
05:39But hey, you're mine, right?
05:41Right?
05:45You guys hungry?
05:54Wait!
05:56You don't want to nurse, do you?
06:02All right, fine.
06:03Breast-fetting a couple of dogs.
06:04I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
06:10Drink up?
06:11Drink up.
06:18Now that's what I call my kids, already drinking in style.
06:23You two are going places.
06:25Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now.
06:29What the hell?
06:31I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
06:35So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
06:41Who's dog is this you hurt?
06:44Hey, easy now.
06:46I won't bite, but wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:51Could it be him?
06:54No, I'm definitely going crazy.
07:02Mommy, hug!
07:05What the?
07:10You two?
07:12We're the puppies?
07:13How do puppies just turn into kids?
07:15And they're already big and can talk.
07:18What kind of freaks?
07:18How did I give birth to?
07:20Mommy?
07:21Mommy?
07:23Mommy?
07:23Mommy?
07:26But their cheeks are soft and warm.
07:29Feels just like regular kids.
07:31Mommy, hug!
07:33Okay, okay.
07:35Mommy's good babies.
07:38Puppy kids, whatever.
07:40You're mine, and that's all that matters.
07:46Those two little monsters eat more every day.
07:49This might just last them one day.
07:54What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
07:56I just don't want to waste anything.
07:58You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
08:02Just focus on paying off your debt.
08:04Don't try anything cute.
08:09I get it.
08:20Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snuck out?
08:24Mom works so hard for us.
08:26We gotta get her a gift.
08:29I think I smell...
08:31Dad!
08:32Dad!
08:40Dad!
09:04Hello?
09:06Dad!
09:20Stop right there, Mrs. Olivia.
09:28So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use,
09:33what makes you think you're qualified?
09:37Qualified?
09:37What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
09:40It took me three years to get where I am.
09:42Three years of crisis.
09:43Of staying up with him through countless nights.
09:45And you?
09:46You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
09:51I... I never thought of it that way.
09:53You'd better not!
09:55Remember your place, janitor.
09:57Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
10:01Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
10:04What?
10:09What?
10:10Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
10:14Hey, babies.
10:15Mommy's home.
10:16Mommy!
10:20We got you a present.
10:22A present?
10:22What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
10:26For you, Mommy.
10:29Mommy!
10:30Here, take this!
10:32The presidential seal?
10:34The nuclear button briefcase?
10:37No!
10:39Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:50So you two are the crazy little thieves?
10:52How could you steal this stuff?
10:54We were just looking for food for Mommy.
10:56We found it in some room.
11:00This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
11:03You should wear it.
11:07Oh, no!
11:08Oh, no!
11:09We are so screwed!
11:11Code Red!
11:12Lock down the White House!
11:13Search every room!
11:14Not one corner gets missed!
11:15Oh, my God!
11:16If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for!
11:20Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
11:23This is the last one.
11:24The maid's quarters.
11:25Open the door.
11:28Open the door.
11:46There they are!
11:47There they are!
11:48Right here!
11:50Oh, my God!
11:52I'm caught red-handed!
11:53I'm definitely going to jail!
11:54Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room.
12:02Mr. President, I don't know anything.
12:04I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
12:08It must be the real thief.
12:09They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff
12:12in my room to throw everyone off or set me up.
12:16That lie is full of holes.
12:18Your room is so remote.
12:20Which thief would just happen to come here?
12:22You're obviously the one who stole it.
12:24You little lying bitch!
12:25Just tell the truth already!
12:26Mr. President, don't forget.
12:28This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
12:30When she got caught, she held a grudge.
12:32I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
12:36That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you
12:39up and destroy your reputation!
12:41Tell me!
12:42Who put you up to this?
12:44Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
12:48I swear I didn't!
12:49This woman is too calculating.
12:51Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
12:53I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
12:56No!
12:57No, I'm not a spy!
12:59I swear!
13:00Then let's do it in your way.
13:03Oh my god.
13:12Get down from there.
13:14Now, that's the president.
13:15Do you have any idea about how much his shoes cost?
13:22What the hell is that filthy thing?
13:24You dirty bitch!
13:26You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays!
13:31Someone!
13:32Kill these animals!
13:33Throw them in the trash!
13:34No!
13:37Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
13:41I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
13:43They're like my own kids.
13:44I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
13:47It's hard enough.
13:48Please, don't hurt them.
13:49I swear I'll train them to use the toilet, and they won't chew up your shoes.
14:00Mr. President!
14:01These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
14:05And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling, like I've seen
14:10him somewhere before.
14:12You really like them, huh?
14:16Well, duo, they're my kids.
14:18Of course I like them.
14:19Yes, yes!
14:20They're adorable!
14:21Please, just let me keep them.
14:23I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
14:25I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
14:27Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
14:30Wish they were human.
14:31This ends here.
14:33No one speaks of this.
14:35Thank you, Mr. President.
14:36Mr. President, she...
14:45They're finally gone.
14:47You two little rascals best behave from now on.
14:50If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
14:53You can be her little hand warmers.
15:07Mr. President, I checked it out.
15:09Those two pups are not strays.
15:11The woman brought them from the hospital.
15:13But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
15:16No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
15:20So why lie?
15:24I wasn't pregnant.
15:25That wasn't a baby coming out.
15:26That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
15:29Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
15:31Yes, sir.
15:33Yes, sir.
15:44Hey, easy now.
15:46I won't bite.
15:46But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
15:50What is that woman hiding?
15:52Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
15:56Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
16:01I...
16:02I didn't see anything.
16:05Tell the truth!
16:06Okay, okay, I'll talk!
16:09I...
16:09I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
16:12She gave birth to two puppies.
16:15And then I passed out from the shock.
16:17You're saying...
16:19She gave birth to two wolf pups?
16:22Yes, I swear.
16:24Every word is true.
16:25I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
16:28So that's it.
16:29Yesterday was so weird.
16:32Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
16:37But he totally let me off.
16:39And he even touched my pups.
16:41Maybe he likes dogs, too?
16:44I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today!
16:53Quick!
16:54Hide!
17:05What are kids' dishes doing here?
17:08Those...
17:09Those are for feeding my dogs.
17:11Feeding dogs?
17:12With people's dishes?
17:13Leah Cole, this is the White House!
17:15Not your trailer park!
17:17Now hand over those mutts!
17:19The president said I could keep them!
17:21The president runs a country.
17:24You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
17:26Search the place!
17:27Find those little beasts!
17:31I'm throwing them out myself!
17:33Stop!
17:34The president said I could keep them!
17:36You can't!
17:37Out of my way!
17:39You think I don't know what you're doing?
17:41Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
17:45Let me tell you something.
17:47You're not even fit to tie his shoes!
17:54There you little bastards are!
17:58Grab them!
18:02Stray dogs dare to bite?
18:04Kill them!
18:05Do it now!
18:09No!
18:11Hit her!
18:18Don't move!
18:19You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday?
18:22Promise me.
18:24Never shift in front of anyone else.
18:26Or it'll bring trouble to us.
18:29Okay, mommy.
18:33What are you waiting for?
18:34Pull those little beasts out!
18:38No!
18:39No!
18:41No!
18:41Don't hurt my kids!
18:45Kids?
18:46What kids?
18:51Leah Cole?
18:53Have you lost your mind wanting to be first lady so bad?
18:56You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
18:58You can't have a real baby, so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
19:02Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
19:05Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
19:09Babies, don't be scared.
19:11Mommy's here.
19:13What are you waiting for?
19:14Hit her too!
19:15Feed her until she stops moving!
19:27I'd like to see anyone touch her.
19:32Elliot.
19:38Mr. President!
19:41Mr. President!
19:42What brings you here?
19:43This place is beneath you.
19:45Olivia, you've got some nerve.
19:46I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
19:49Mr. President, you misunderstand.
19:50I was worried about rabies.
19:52What if they pose a risk to you?
19:53I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
19:59Mr. President, I'm late.
19:59Sorry I'm late.
20:04She's lying.
20:06She just wanted to kill my dogs.
20:09Mr. President, I'm sorry.
20:28what kind of script is this he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat
20:34up olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
20:41security is looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect mr president i just didn't think
20:47it through but i was only worried about your safety you too are you here to protect me or
20:53are you olivia's personal bodyguard mr president we if you can't figure out who signs your checks
20:58i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast they're short on people in the middle east
21:01you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment looks like mr president we're sorry please give
21:06us another chance did i get knocked so hard the president's carrying me gave me his jacket
21:15chewed out everyone who hurt me who wrote this script this is insane mr president this young
21:21lady has extensive bruising and contrusions on her back i've already disinfected the area
21:25just needs ointment applied regularly i'll do it
21:34um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
21:42oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me
21:47we've only known each other for a few days is he is he up to something
22:00i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for saving me mr president
22:06come in
22:12mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
22:15olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your
22:23business yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to
22:29mine
22:29and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow leah will attend
22:35as my girlfriend we're making it official what girlfriend mr president this this isn't right
22:44i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with this man did someone
22:50drug him
22:51i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast i am not ready for
22:59this
23:03mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend
23:10out of nowhere his show is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation
23:18then this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the
23:24dinner
23:24party
23:38too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood
23:47miss cole this is your room
23:55wow if you need anything just call me
24:03come out babies
24:06mommy
24:09my good babies
24:13kids
24:14you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
24:22oh got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
24:29leftovers from some job baby daddy ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them
24:35then we should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure
24:39that's too easy for her
24:41tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be there
24:45i'm going to destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
24:53mommy's going to a dinner tonight
24:56you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out
24:59got it mommy
25:01bye bye mommy
25:10mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints
25:15you'll know soon enough
25:22who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
25:26maybe some european princess she's got that kind of vibe
25:29whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
25:45you look stunning tonight shall we dance
25:48mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
26:00the president is dancing with her this is huge
26:08no no no snap out of it leah he's the president
26:11half the women in america would kill to marry him
26:14what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance
26:18get a grip allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
26:27he he actually said it
26:35mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
26:41my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past
26:46she's clean she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship
26:51i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
26:55miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
27:02i how many boyfriends have you had before
27:05i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
27:13mr president sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door
27:18they say they're looking for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person
27:23they're looking for i didn't dare stop them children whose kids
27:33mommy my babies
27:45olivia where did those children come from
27:47mr president they just walked in said they were looking for their mother
27:57you think they're illegitimate
28:02from what i understand the mother of these two children is here tonight
28:06as for who why not let them point her out themselves
28:18mommy that lady said you were hurt we were so worried
28:23miss cole are these really your legitimate children
28:27you just said the president was your
28:29first love so where did these kids come from the president's girlfriend has two secret kids
28:35and they showed up at the white house tomorrow's headlines are going to explode
28:38she just humiliated him in front of everyone this relationship won't last a week
28:42you worthless bitch after tonight you'll never recover
28:46mr president did you know miss cole had a past marriage
28:49i had her background checked small town ordinary family no marriage history no record so where did
28:55these kids suddenly come from leah cole explain now
29:02miss cole who's the father you said you never dated was that a lie
29:09elliot i i don't know how to explain this but they're indeed my kids
29:13if this changes our relationship i'll leave with them tonight
29:18she gave birth to wolf pups my pups
29:20so how are there suddenly two human children this size
29:26shots fired protect the president
29:31don't be scared mommy's got you
29:34go
29:38bitch i'll finish you myself in all this chaos
29:50go get out of here
29:52don't hurt mommy please
29:54no we want mommy
29:59she gave birth to wolf pups so why are they human now
30:03and why does she care about them so much
30:07enough to die for them
30:34nobody move or she dies
30:38you bad guys let my mom go
30:59mr president
31:03wolves there are wolves it was them those kids they changed
31:08i saw it the kids turned into wolves
31:16what the hell my puppies turned into wolves don't hurt anyone come to mommy
31:24so those kids are my wolf pups i can't believe they can already shift at such a young age
31:48mr president
31:50clean this up
31:51and olivia
31:52and olivia
31:53she attacked leah
31:54arrest her
31:55mr president
32:00it's over
32:01i'll protect you
32:03leah
32:05leah
32:16how'd i get back here
32:17where are my kids
32:27hey
32:28you're that stray i helped
32:31what are you doing here
32:35what are you doing here
32:36you're not a dog
32:37you're a wolf
32:45so that's why my puppies turned into wolves
32:48you did this didn't you
32:49do you have any idea what you put me
32:52i never slept with anyone
32:54and i gave birth to wolf pups
32:56i had to lie through my teeth
32:58and say i took a huge crap just to survive
33:01you'd better explain yourself
33:03when did you do this
33:05how did i end up giving birth to wolf cubs
33:08you were implanted with my sperm
33:10of course you gave birth to wolf cubs
33:14you can talk
33:18wait
33:18that voice sounds so familiar
33:21mommy
33:23daddy's so strong
33:24he killed the bad guys
33:27daddy
33:42mr president
33:44you're a werewolf
33:47now do you understand
33:49why you gave birth to wolf pups
33:52so all this time
33:53i actually gave birth to the president's kids
33:55i've been scared out of my mind
33:56and their father's been right here the whole time
34:01do you have any idea what i went through because of these two
34:04i almost got beaten to death by agents
34:11i swear
34:12i'll protect you from now on
34:15all of you
34:18ella
34:21take the kids out to play for a bit
34:24yes sir
34:34three years ago i was in a brutal fight with a vampire clan
34:37i was badly wounded
34:38thank you
34:40thank you for saving me
34:50this is my scarf
34:54i kept it
34:56all the time
34:58so that's how it was
34:59but then
35:00how did you become president
35:02after i healed i searched for you
35:05one day
35:06i came across a man who looked exactly like me
35:09he'd been shot
35:28jesus christ you
35:29you look exactly like me
35:33i thought i was hallucinating before i died
35:35i can't imagine there was actually someone out there who looked just like me
35:39bullet went through your back and pierced your lung
35:41you're running on adrenaline
35:43five minutes tops
35:44i know
35:46i'm the president of the united states
35:48but my own people sold me out
35:52avenge me
35:52i don't want to get involved in human affairs
35:56you know what the president can do
35:58you can mobilize the military
35:59access anyone's files
36:01birth certificates
36:02medical records credit card statements
36:05everything
36:05you can have the cia
36:07the fbi
36:08and the nsa all working together to track down one person
36:11hell even an ant
36:17what do you want me to do
36:22find the traitor
36:24kill him
36:25kill him
36:29so
36:30you said yes
36:31just to find me
36:35you dropped this when you saved me
36:39surrogate mothers wanted
36:40high pay
36:41strict confidiality
36:42i looked into it later
36:44that ad was fake
36:46but i figured you might show up at a surrogacy program
36:53so you set up a secret surrogacy project
36:56for me
37:00yes
37:01if you recognized me the whole time
37:03why didn't you just say something
37:06back then
37:08i still had vampire remnants hunting me
37:11i was afraid if i revealed myself
37:13they'd come after you
37:14so i stayed quiet
37:16and when i saw the kids
37:17i misunderstood you
37:19misunderstood
37:22i didn't expect our pups to shift into human form so young
37:25i thought maybe i was too late
37:27that you'd already had a husband
37:30they're your kids
37:31there's never been
37:33we
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