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00:05优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:06Here you see the average, normal, suburban housewife
00:09in one of her daily routine tasks
00:10preparing breakfast for her husband
00:19With a modern kitchen and all conveniences at her disposal
00:23the capable housewife moves efficiently through her tasks
00:53Of course, sometimes there are problems
00:59Especially if your husband expects breakfast ready before he goes to work
01:03But that's no problem for the average, normal, suburban housewife
01:08If she happens to be a witch
01:18Hi, honey
01:19That doesn't that look good
01:49Thank you
02:20中文字幕志愿者 李宗盛
02:21I prefer to think of it as doing something that will please my husband
02:26Well, you needn't develop biceps doing it
02:29If you want to decorate a cake
02:31You merely put a small ring of rosebuds there with vines and leaves
02:40A gazebo in the center
02:43Surrounded by Grecian columns
02:45There, there, there
02:48So there
02:50Oh, that's lovely
02:52But just because you married a human, Samantha
02:55That's no reason to overdo this grubby little housewife role
02:59Well, you call it whatever you like
03:01I promise Darren no witchcraft
03:04And no witchcraft's what he's going to get
03:06Very well
03:10Thank you
03:10Don't thank me
03:12As a mother, I've apparently failed you completely
03:15Completely
03:15On the contrary, you've done a wonderful job
03:17Got myself a great husband, didn't I?
03:19Oh, when I think what you could have had
03:22I get positively ill
03:24Darren is a marvelous human being
03:26Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone
03:29How can you be so prejudiced, Mother?
03:30You haven't even met him
03:31You hardly know what he looks like
03:32Oh, they all look alike to me
03:35Noses to the grindstone
03:37Shoulders to the wheel
03:38Feet plotted firmly on the ground
03:41No wonder they can't fly
03:43Darren's not like that
03:45Don't contradict your mother, Samantha
03:47Of course he is
03:48Look what he's done to you already
03:49You've changed, Samantha
03:51You really have
03:53And soon I won't be able to pick you out in the crowd
03:56Oh, sure you will
03:57I'll be the one with strawberry frosting in my hair
04:03How's that?
04:05Oh, it's revolting
04:07But I'm sure what's his name
04:09Will make a pig of himself over it
04:12His name is Darren, Mother
04:13You don't fool me one bit
04:15You're dying to meet him
04:16And he wants to meet you
04:18Samantha!
04:19Honey, I'm home
04:21Oh, there he is
04:23You better go
04:24Why?
04:24I want to study him up close
04:27Not now
04:28Don't worry, Samantha
04:29He won't see me
04:30Witch's honor
04:33And you know me to be a witch of my word
04:36Good
04:42Samantha!
04:44I'll be right there, darling
05:00Hi, darling
05:01Hello, honey
05:06What's the matter?
05:08Matter?
05:09No kiss?
05:10Oh, sorry, darling
05:20Sam, are you all right?
05:21Me?
05:22Of course
05:23Why?
05:24I've had more passionate kisses from my father
05:26What are you looking for?
05:28What?
05:37How's that?
05:39Well, it's an improvement
05:41How about a drink?
05:42Great idea
05:43There's something I want to talk to you about, Sam
05:49Very important
05:50What is it?
05:52I drove out of the city today
05:53Cheers
05:55I drove out of the city
05:56What are you looking at?
05:59Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:08What's the matter with you?
06:10Hmm?
06:11There's something wrong?
06:12There's absolutely nothing wrong
06:15You sure?
06:16I love you the way you are
06:20I love everything about you
06:23That's the way I like to hear you talk
06:27Why don't you come on over here?
06:33Mmm
06:34It's a wonderful perfume you're wearing
06:38Oh, that
06:39Well, I've had it on all day
06:40I think I'll go put on some fresh
06:41What is the matter with you?
06:43What do you mean, dear?
06:44You were friendlier on our first date
06:51I was not
06:56Sam, are you angry about something?
07:00Why, no, of course not
07:02It's just that I think some things should be kept to ourselves
07:06You were talking about driving out of the city
07:08Oh, yes
07:09Well, I drove out to a new development
07:10That if some things should be kept to ourselves
07:13Who's here?
07:15What do you mean?
07:18Just what I said
07:19Who's here in this room with us?
07:21Is somebody watching us?
07:22Well, now, darling, isn't that silly?
07:24You don't see anyone, do you?
07:25What does that got to do with it?
07:27Well, I mean, who could be here?
07:29Well, nobody that I know
07:30But I don't know about the people you know
07:31The people that I know you can see
07:33But I'm not too sure about the people you know
07:36I promise, darling
07:37There's no one here but just the two of us
07:40Yeah?
07:42Prove it
07:52That better?
07:54Well, if you're lying, you ought to be ashamed of yourself
08:00I love your hair
08:01But it feels so soft
08:03Smells so good
08:11Tastes good, too
08:13What is that?
08:15Strawberry frosting
08:16It was going to be a surprise
08:17It is a surprise
08:18I always thought you had plain, ordinary hair
08:21Do you like it?
08:22I love your hair
08:23I mean the frosting
08:24I baked you a cake
08:26Really?
08:27That's the surprise
08:29Well, one surprise deserves another
08:32I drove out of the city today
08:33You said that
08:34To see a house
08:36Now, not a rented house
08:38With someone else's furniture
08:39And someone else's carpets and drapes
08:41But our own house
08:42Something that we can own
08:44From the top to the bottom
08:45From one end to the other
08:47Our house
08:48Now, what do you think of that?
08:50Well, I think
08:51Well, before you say anything
08:52Just take a look at this
08:56It's laid out beautifully
08:58Big rooms full of sunshine
09:00It looks very nice
09:02It's the kind of house
09:03We wouldn't have been able to afford
09:05For a long time
09:06Even with the buy we're getting
09:07We're going to have to tighten our belts
09:09If you know what I mean
09:11I think so
09:13Shoulder to the wheel
09:13In a matter of speaking
09:20Nose to the grindstone?
09:22Right
09:23It's really just a matter
09:24Of keeping our feet planted
09:25Firmly on the ground
09:30Well, how does it sound to you?
09:33Hmm?
09:35Don't you like the idea, honey?
09:37Of course I like the idea
09:39It sounds wonderful
09:41Well, for a minute there I...
09:42Anything that makes you happy
09:44Makes me happy
09:46Okay
09:46I'm about to make you
09:48The happiest woman in the world
09:51Get my dinner
10:08Uh, was that you laughing?
10:09Oh, yes
10:12That was a very cute joke
10:13You made about getting your dinner
10:23And I'll meet you at the house
10:24At three o'clock
10:25Okay
10:25And remember what I told you
10:27It's up to you
10:27If you don't like it
10:28We forget the whole thing
10:29I know, I'll love it
10:31You sure you had enough breakfast?
10:33Plenty
10:34You wouldn't have preferred eggs
10:35Or something like that?
10:37No, sweetheart
10:38The cake was just fine
10:41I'll see you at three
10:45Bye-bye, baby
10:45I think we're very lucky
10:50All young married people
10:52Dream of owning their own home
10:53Well, it's fine for them, Samantha
10:55But not for us
10:57We're quick silver
10:58A fleeting shadow
10:59A distant sound
11:00Our home has no boundaries
11:02Beyond which we cannot pass
11:04We live in music
11:06In a flash of color
11:08We live on the wind
11:09In the sparkle of a star
11:13And you want to trade it all
11:14For a quarter of an acre
11:15Of crabgrass
11:19Well, now, Mother
11:20If Darren's this excited about it
11:22There must be something to it
11:24Now, I'm going to take a look
11:25At that house
11:26The least you can do
11:27Is keep an open mind
11:28And go with me
11:29You mean you're interested
11:30In my opinion
11:32You said you wanted me
11:33To be happy
11:34Well, all right
11:36I'll look at it with you
11:38But I won't like it
11:41Well, only take me a second
11:42To change
11:42Then we can go
11:43I'm ready whenever you are
11:53Mother
11:54You are kidding
11:56What's his name got
11:57Cake crumbs all over the floor
12:09Is this it
12:111164 Morning Glory Circle
12:13Isn't it nice
12:14It's filthy
12:15Well, now, Mother
12:16All it needs
12:17Is a little landscaping
12:18Sal's ears
12:19Are not made into silk purses
12:20By the mere addition
12:21Of a few dandelions
12:22Samantha
12:24Don't waste your time
12:25It's not for you
12:25Oh, now, Mother
12:26Just use your imagination
12:27I could do wonderful things
12:29With a place like this
12:30Oh, it's impossible
12:31You're a witch, Samantha
12:32Not a magician
12:34There are two of them, Abner
12:36Both women
12:37One older
12:39Maybe a sister
12:40Maybe a mother
12:41Come take a look, Abner
12:42Leave me alone
12:44I'm retired
12:47You're just being stubborn
12:49Picture it with a lovely lawn
12:51Around it
12:52And some flowers
12:52And trees
12:53And a hedge
12:55A lawn, you said?
12:58Not lovely and green
13:02A hedge
13:05That's an English box hedge
13:07Is that sweet?
13:09Yes
13:09And flowers?
13:15There, what are colourful?
13:16Oh, with the little window boxes
13:19Yes
13:19What else did you say?
13:21Trees?
13:24Voila
13:25What do you have?
13:27Lawn, hedge, flowers, trees
13:29All surrounding a sow's ear
13:32No wonder the way you have things thrown around
13:34What do you mean by that?
13:36For instance, I don't think we need the hedge
13:41Two trees is one too many
13:42Keep the big one, but over there
13:45Oh, my, isn't that lovely?
13:48Oh, there's something missing
13:51I know
13:54Awnings
13:56It's marvellous, Samantha
13:58It's marvellous
14:00I couldn't have done better myself
14:02Abner
14:02I've got three more words
14:04Will you wait?
14:05I'm trying to get you interested in civic affairs
14:08And you need words
14:09Why do I care about words?
14:17Oh
14:19Abner
14:20What?
14:21Abner, come here
14:23Gladys, I worked like a dog for 32 years
14:26Abner, the house across the street has got a lawn
14:29And Abner, there are trees and flowers
14:32So what do you want from me?
14:36Well, that's the way to look someday
14:40What's the matter with you, Samantha?
14:44At least the place looked somewhat livable
14:47No, no, we're going to do it the right way
14:49From seeds
14:50Seed
14:56That lot was plain, ordinary dirt
14:59Now it's a jungle with plants and flowers
15:01Come take a look at her
15:02Gladys, don't pull
15:03Take a spoonful of your medicine
15:05I don't need my medicine
15:06I say you do
15:08And I never lied to you, Gladys
15:09Come on, Pastor
15:13If there's no trees, you'll take a spoonful?
15:15I promise
15:15Go get it
15:27Well, the living room's beautiful
15:30Darren was right
15:31Oh, it's a little cramped
15:33But passable
15:34I'm going to go look at the kitchen
15:36Well, if you must
15:37Oh
15:46Agner?
15:50What?
15:59Well?
16:06It's a wonderful kitchen
16:08Full of dozens of gadgets
16:09It's going to be fun poking in there
16:12Oh, say, I like that chair
16:14Oh, thank you
16:15Have one
16:17Oh, wonderfully comfortable
16:20Splendid job, Mother
16:21Oh, I've taken a fling of decorating in my time
16:24I thought you didn't go in for earthy things
16:27Nothing more than a creative challenge, really
16:30What sort of a table do you think would go well with these chairs?
16:32Something low and heavy, do you think?
16:35I don't know
16:38Something along
16:39Those lines, I would imagine
16:41Oh, that's beautiful
16:43And how about a sofa over there?
16:46Something comfortable and overstuffed
16:49Like that
16:52This is very nice
16:53Oh, and of course, a coffee table
16:58Goes quite well
17:00And over the fireplace, a painting
17:02Something colorful and full of life
17:06It's very pretty
17:08And in the dining room
17:13It's a little bit too severe
17:15You really think so?
17:16Mm-hmm
17:19Well
17:20Maybe you're right
17:24How about that?
17:25That's much better
17:26That's much better
17:27And
17:29Draperies
17:31Very nice
17:32And a buffet
17:39Oh, Mother, isn't it lovely?
17:42Oh, you have something there, I must say
17:45Let's go upstairs and look at the bedrooms
17:47Well, why go up there?
17:49Why don't we just send for them?
18:05Don't try and stop me, Abner
18:07I'm going over there
18:08There's something going on
18:10And I'm going to find out what it is
18:11What's a five-letter word for the ultimate happiness?
18:15Peace and tranquility
18:19Death
18:48That much?
18:50What do you think of it now?
18:51Well, it's attractive
18:53You know, for what it is
18:56And if Dennis is adamant about buying a house
18:58Dying a mother
18:59Whatever his name is
19:01If he must buy a house
19:02At least this is distinctively furnished
19:04You won't have to change a thing
19:05Oh, all of this goes
19:08You're not serious
19:09Well, of course I'm serious
19:12Now that I know what I want
19:13We're going to furnish the house
19:14Like ordinary people do
19:15On time
19:19Well, come on, Mother
19:20Let's go look at the patio
19:45Well, I've seen about all I care to
19:48How about you?
19:49Not me
19:49I'm going to stay here and wait for Darren
19:51And do it all over again
19:52Well, you don't mind if I fly along?
19:54I'm awfully glad she came with me
19:56I would have been very unhappy if you hadn't
19:58Well, I wouldn't be much of a mother
20:00If I deserted my daughter in her hour of need
20:03I wish you'd try to believe
20:04That I have never been happier than I am right now
20:07The honeymoon isn't quite over, Samantha
20:10It'll be a while before you can be held responsible
20:13For the things you say
20:14Well, I'll always feel the same
20:16If I live a thousand years
20:18You could change your mind many times in a thousand years
20:23I did
20:24Well, I won't
20:25You'll see
20:27Oh, now that must be Darren
20:28Now, don't go if you absolutely don't have to
20:31Maybe the two of you should meet right here and now
20:34Here?
20:35Now?
20:36Give me carpet slippers
20:38You must be kidding
20:49Hi, honey
20:51What do you think?
20:52I love it
20:53You mean it?
20:54You're not saying that just to please me
20:56No, no, I love it
20:57It's a marvelous house and Mother loves it, too
21:00Mother?
21:01She's here
21:03In there?
21:04You want to meet her?
21:05Yes, of course
21:06Of course I want to meet her
21:11Abner, I love you
21:12Why would I lie to you?
21:14Take another spoonful, Gladys
21:15You'll feel better
21:15Come on, now, open
21:16I won't open
21:17I want you to listen to me
21:18We've watched that house across the street
21:20Ever since the day it was built
21:21You have watched that house since it was built
21:23I've got better things to do
21:24I'll tell you, Abner
21:25That house has always been empty
21:27Been bang-o
21:28Okay, bang-o
21:29Take the medicine
21:31It's full of furniture
21:32Just like that
21:33Full
21:34Open
21:34No more
21:35It's making me nauseous
21:36Better nauseous than crazy, Gladys
21:38Open
21:38I'm not crazy, Abner
21:40It was full of furniture
21:41Beautiful stuff
21:42Then bang-o
21:43Bang-o, open
21:44It was gone
21:45Maybe it was repossessed
21:47Open
21:47I'm going back there
21:48I'm scared
21:49But I'm going back there
21:50I'm marching up
21:51And I'm going to knock
21:52And I'm going inside
21:53And find out what's going on in there
22:01Oh, she must have gone
22:04We didn't see her leave
22:06No, that's true
22:08We talked about furniture
22:10Now, something kind of wonderful and comfortable
22:14But nothing too cold or modern
22:16You're right
22:17I don't see her anywhere
22:19Who?
22:20Your mother
22:22She can be seen, can't she?
22:24Of course
22:25And she had some wonderful ideas about the dining room
22:28High cane back chairs with velvet seats
22:32Well, if you don't like velvet seats
22:37I'm crazy about velvet seats
22:39As a matter of fact, I'm crazy about practically everything you like
22:42You really mean that?
22:44Every word of it
22:44If you see a piece of furniture you like, you buy it and put it in
22:48I'll love every stick of it
22:49Well, I don't want anything we haven't picked out together
22:52After all, we're both going to live here, you know
22:54Well, that's the sort of arrangement I had in mind
22:59There she is
23:00Who?
23:01Your mother
23:01You must have locked her outside
23:03Oh, well, I'll let her in
23:05Uh, no
23:06I'll answer the door
23:07Now, Darren
23:09Mother may seem a bit different at first
23:12That's all right
23:13That's all right, I'm perfectly at ease
23:14I just want her to know I'd like us to be friends
23:16And she'll always be welcome in our home
23:22Hello
23:22Welcome, Mother
23:26Mother?
23:35Mother?
23:46That's that
23:47Mm-hmm
23:48Oh, incidentally
23:49That poor woman you kissed and scared half to death was Gladys Kravitz
23:52She and her husband Abner live across the street
23:55Well, as soon as we get settled, I'll go over and apologize
23:58Anyway, I suppose it's better than getting a neighborhood reputation of being standoffish
24:02Oh, really?
24:08There he is, Abner
24:09That's the one who kissed me
24:11It don't make any sense, Gladys
24:13He's got her
24:14Why would he want to kiss you?
24:20I love you, Mrs. Stevens
24:22And I love you
24:23Please believe that
24:31Believe me
24:33It'll never work
25:00I love you, Mrs. Stevens
25:33字幕志愿者 李宗盛
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