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Off Campus Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:08Chris.
05:10I'm sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:13I'm forced to stand to let myself sit.
05:18All these pieces left behind, make you get it easy or too hard.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:58I can't say.
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06Said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:33I did.
06:35You lied.
06:37About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:42This is the last one.
07:44This is the last one.
07:46This is the last one.
07:47It's better if you let me.
07:49Diving to this ocean.
07:51Make it ride just like a jet ski.
07:53I could take you out my fucking nose.
07:55I don't want to touch the sea.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:15Hold on.
08:27Hold on, hold on.
08:27Dude, dude, dude.
08:28One second.
08:29All right.
08:35Um, sorry.
08:36I just needed my...
08:36Yeah, no, it's fine, man.
08:38Just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay.
08:39I'll go, I'll go.
08:40I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
08:47I'll go, I'll go.
09:09It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here. Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine. I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This is just your ride.
09:48Ally, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh, yeah. You know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's Understudy and Oleana on
10:03Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna. You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry. I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Did he spit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get him started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:24Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:27You guys just met.
10:28Okay, okay, okay. Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:43What is this?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:47What is this?
10:49You're receiving an education.
10:49What is this?
10:50What?
10:50You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:53I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady.
10:57I got eyes.
10:58Oh my god.
10:58Oh good.
11:00Sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Cori, take your break.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her.
11:03She has a...
11:04Hey, hey, hey.
11:05Don't listen to him, Allie, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:11Dean, are you safe?
11:13Absolutely not.
11:14No, Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not.
11:34Obviously.
11:35You arrive back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make me miserable.
11:42On second thought, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Allie.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiera now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:07Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no, yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:19No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie, hey, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31Am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:42Okay, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20holy shit
13:23i mean i kind of hate you but holy fucking shit thanks
13:36oh i mean seriously it's like gwyneth paltrow's ad tour in the guggenheim out of baitley
13:47you said this wasn't a date it's not feels like a date it's a good bottle of wine my parents
13:53won't
13:53miss happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving okay do you want the tour is it gonna make me hate you
14:08more probably yeah your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom i could literally live in that
14:16i don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags usually we have a bosque out there but it's
14:21on loan to the whitney okay let's see it what your big move grand finale i don't know what you're
14:36talking about fine there's a piano in the den and i usually end the tour there and i talk
14:46about the piano and then they ask if i play and then i say kind of kind of exactly then
14:54i sit down
14:54and i play mad world mad world it's the only song i know and it works it works okay yeah
15:01can you be
15:01normal it's just me i am people no you're not what would you be doing if i wasn't here
15:15you play chess by yourself i had to get better than summer she's a chaos monster my dad taught us
15:21when
15:22they were little it was a family tradition that's sweet it's cutthroat where is your family now
15:31save births we have a we have a place here sounds terrible hmm doesn't it you know i'm so glad
15:39jensen's
15:39making this practice on friday because otherwise i'd be you know i'd be laying on a beach day drinking with
15:45neck and destroying summer and beach volleyball god you need a tough life dealer in us the worst
15:57sorry you can't be with your family though seems like you miss them
16:03i get to be here with you
16:06also
16:10come on never ever let the enemy distract you
16:19okay
17:03never let the enemy distract you
17:11if you are
17:11i know i'm going to be here if you want to go in one more time
17:24i think that i think that you're gonna love it
17:25like you can't be nice to make sure i don't go into it
17:32i think that you're going to go in one more time
17:36i think that i'm going to be in the same way
17:45I don't want to have to make up.
18:07I don't want to have to make up.
18:10I don't want to have to make up.
18:14Ooh, I don't want to take a bite the way we used to feel.
18:21Feel with me.
18:24Ooh, I don't want to take a bite the way we used to feel.
18:31Oh, oh.
18:37To be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06He's been from New York on Thanksgiving.
19:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:15Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:17Uh, so I took my apple and a hat.
19:21I'm going to take a month.
19:22I've got her so dumb.
19:24Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Oh, well, you don't stick to the level.
19:28Happy Thanksgiving.
19:30Happy Thanksgiving.
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:37Oh.
19:40They didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:47I mean, I can't a stupid happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're going to ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's going to ask that.
20:00They're not going to ask you that.
20:05People are going to talk, and Sean will find out,
20:07and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:13That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:23Ali, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Ali.
20:29There you stood behind your glasses.
20:35There you stood.
20:37There you stood, regret the past, but
20:41Regretting all the things that passed, but
20:44Hey.
20:45How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Good.
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs.
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just going to close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy yellow world
21:06Alone enough for me to ask, just
21:10Alone enough to feel the heart
21:15The glow
21:20The glow
21:22The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your
21:37Yellow, yellow hairs
21:42Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:57How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it.
22:07No, no, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I, I really like the melody.
22:12I just, I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura
22:23Of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Yeah, is it getting worse?
22:26Well, haven't you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I, I thought I could fix it, but
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks
22:32And my gut is telling me you should just start over
22:35But I just can't figure out how to tell Justin
22:37His lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44You never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:51Ah!
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks
23:03And we're gonna lose the showcase
23:05Ooh, you've got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad
23:09Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like you when you sing, but
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing
23:13But it's okay
23:15Cause he loves me
23:17Yeah, I do
23:29I love you, Aussie
23:38I love you too
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:05You know, if you would have told me six months ago
24:08that I'd be hot and single
24:10and you'd be abandoning me
24:11to go spend the night with Garrett Graham
24:14I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst
24:17Being this happy when you're in a crisis
24:19I'm unpacking
24:20No, no, no, no
24:22You're in love
24:22Go be in love
24:24You were texting Sean over Thanksgiving
24:26You miss him
24:27Actually, I was not
24:30He's been giving me space
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no
24:36I'm enjoying the space
24:38Well, that's great
24:39Totally
24:41Totally
24:43Except
24:44If I'm enjoying the space
24:45And that means
24:46I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48who hurts someone
24:49she supposedly loved
24:50and then just
24:52moves on
24:58This is about your mom
25:02She said never give up on love
25:05And when she got sick
25:07my dad was there for her
25:08You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way
25:10even when it got so hard
25:13So then
25:14do I just call it quits with Sean
25:15because I'm
25:16not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life
25:25that's okay
25:26You'll find another great love
25:30Or
25:31I mean
25:32Hear me out
25:34A fling
25:35Okay
25:36Uh
25:38Flings have just not been super successful
25:40for you historically speaking
25:41No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling
25:44I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys
25:49who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay
25:54Well maybe that was my mistake
25:55I don't need to date someone
25:57I just need a distraction
25:59The fuck buddy
26:02Okay, you know I love you
26:04and I think you're perfect
26:05and I will support you no matter what
26:07But you, Ali Hayes
26:09are a card-carrying member
26:11I know
26:11I'm a team boyfriend
26:13Team boyfriend
26:14You like snuggling
26:15and inside jokes
26:16You want to tell a guy about your day
26:19and meet his mom
26:19and
26:21watch him run a 5k
26:22and then complain about
26:23having to watch him run a 5k
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard
26:30But whether you move on
26:31or you get back together with him
26:34Bottom line is
26:35I'm here for you
26:37I'm team Ali
26:38Just know that
26:40and believe that
26:41Totally ignore this
26:43giant duffel I am hacking
26:45to abandon you
26:46yet again
26:47You're not abandoning me
26:49You're going to have
26:50super hot sex all night
26:52with a guy who loves you
26:56But you're not taking that
26:58It's mine
27:05Maybe all you can eat
27:06was not my most romantic idea
27:09Well, Z
27:09Saw you guys on 5th line
27:11Is Jules
27:12They're everywhere
27:14Like God
27:15We're supposed to be on a date
27:17Oh, wow
27:17You really splurged, G
27:19This one was my treat
27:20Oh
27:20Then
27:22Rescinded
27:24So
27:25How was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was
27:29It was fun
27:34Yeah
27:35Family
27:36Sucks
27:37Um
27:38Did you at least get that signed jersey
27:39for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit
27:43Uh, not this year
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year
27:52Logan was a little cane
27:55Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue felt through
27:59Yeah, they double booked
28:00I'm trying to figure it out
28:01Hey, we were really, uh
28:03Counting on that Phil donation
28:04I
28:05I can reach out
28:06I'll sign a jersey
28:07And you can auction that
28:09Okay, big shot
28:10You're not in the pros yet
28:11I didn't mean
28:13I'm trying to help
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:20That's
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe
28:27were you thinking?
28:30I'll keep you my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell anyone
28:38Or you'll be just another regret
28:41Just another regret
28:42I hope that you can keep it
28:44My dirty little secret
28:46Dirty little secret
28:48Dirty little secret
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody
29:12And a big round of applause
29:14To my buddy, John Logan
29:15Putting on this killer event
29:19Look at him
29:19Doesn't get any better looking than that
29:22And he's single ladies
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks
29:26For those little canes
29:27But we want to raise a hell of a lot more
29:28For those guys
29:29So get drunk
29:30Hit up our silent auction
29:31And get some cool shit
29:32Sadly
29:33The photo booth is out of order
29:34But
29:35There's still a lot of fun to be had
29:36The band is taking requests
29:38So scan those QR codes
29:39And let them know what songs
29:40You want to hear
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun
29:48Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58A very little secret?
30:00That was mine
30:02Subtle
30:03Just reminding you in case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret
30:05I get that you're worried
30:07But there's no reason we can't
30:08Just keep doing what we've been doing
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom
30:15I mean, let's say, five minutes
30:16You're delusional
30:17Everyone we know is here
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these
30:29To your boys
30:32For the record
30:33I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38Go
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes
30:47Okay, control is key
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you
30:50Not a single one
30:51No, no, no, no
30:51Graham, I'm not having this
30:53Put that thing away
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey
31:00We go to bars to score
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Fellas
31:04Thank the Lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit
31:07Oh, no, no
31:08Keep talking hockey shit
31:09That's why I came over here
31:10Why?
31:12Puck bunnies
31:12Eleven o'clock
31:29I need more pigs in a blanket
31:31Not pigs
31:32That really doesn't bother you
31:37I trust Garrett
31:38And the puck bunnies are actually kind of cool
31:42Yeah
31:43You know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single
31:53Embrace that
31:54Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you
31:57Someone down for anything
31:58Like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah
32:01Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Yeah, someone has zero expectations
32:03You just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:09Alright, we've got another request
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick
32:35I love a throwback
32:36Right?
32:38You don't know you want to mess with me tonight
32:41Just stop me
32:42Take a second
32:44I was dying
32:45Before you walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:51Before it began
32:53Keep your drink
32:55Just give me the money
32:56It's just you and your hand tonight
33:04Midnight, I'm drunk
33:05I don't give a fuck
33:07Wanna dance by myself
33:08Guess you had a lot
33:10Don't touch
33:11Back up
33:12I'm not the one
33:13All right
33:15I'll get back to work
33:17It's just not happening
33:19You can say what you want to your boyfriends
33:23Just let me have my fun tonight
33:27All right
33:28Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:39Well
33:40Guess you're stuck with your hand
33:56Nice
33:58Is next one
34:00For fans of One Direction
34:01Hey, Rosie
34:04I need those freshmen
34:05I'm selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:09Uh, General Hardass
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:15St. Anthony's
34:16Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose
34:25They'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:28Hit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:32We need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:36Can you help?
34:38I can
34:41Thanks
34:42And, uh...
34:44Thanks
34:45For all this
34:48What are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just wanna take you where you ask you to lie
34:52We can go out any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you
34:58This is where at least people will spend the first week
34:59I mean, the zone is suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, a little bird told me that you freshmen need to get off your asses and go sell some raffle
35:06tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:17Hmm, so is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so...
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Okay, I heard carbs are good though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, I know soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:54Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:04Hmm
36:06Well, maybe we work on
36:07Yeah
36:07Yeah
36:08Yeah
36:12Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23A steal
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah
36:28Yeah
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence that
36:33Nobody
36:34Ow, New York
36:34Get out of here
36:36Hey, Della
36:38We love you
36:39But this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:43I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:49Phil Graham
36:53Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55Did you?
36:56No
36:56It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for all the beautiful properties
36:59Woo
37:01And that's right, Vegas fans, I'm looking at you
37:03Gary
37:04Thank you
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:09Please
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell dude, he just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:16Yeah
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's
37:24A self-centered pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:48It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up for After Hours
38:02We're gonna take a break from requests
38:04We're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shit
38:26Hey, well on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:35I'm going
38:36I'm going
38:43I'm going
38:48I'm going
38:58I'm going
39:00I'll conflict the sky
39:02Until I find out
39:06I'm seeking into your yellow, yellow haze
39:12Bling green as your voice
39:15Yellow, yellow rain.
39:18What was it all for?
39:21Yellow, yellow rain.
39:22Like pink.
39:25Seeking into your...
39:28Yellow, yellow rain.
39:31Yellow, yellow rain.
39:31No, it's catchy.
39:33It's catchy.
39:37Yellow, yellow rain.
39:39Yellow, yellow rain.
39:43Yellow, yellow rain.
39:44Yellow, yellow rain.
39:51There you are.
39:54What'd you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready.
40:00I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02It's supposed to grab people.
40:04Make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head.
40:21I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it.
40:24I put my heart on the line.
40:26You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:37You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
40:49I'm done.
41:03And in first place...
41:07Grace Ivers.
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the bar.
41:15Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted, but...
41:22Not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests, changes of heart...
41:32Remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:46Okay, yeah.
41:47Good night.
41:48Good night.
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:55So weird.
42:13Good night.
42:13Change your mind.
42:15No.
42:16Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:20Bad.
42:21I feel bad.
42:23Guilty.
42:23Wait.
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No.
42:26I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't.
42:38Don't think.
42:40Tell me what you want.
42:43Ally Cat.
42:46Tell me what you want.
42:49And this is not a relationship, okay?
42:52No strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
43:06Meet a man in an hour.
43:26This is a party.
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun.
43:31Are you having fun?
43:32Not really.
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really.
43:36Justin and I broke up.
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy.
43:42I have two weeks to write another song.
43:44There's plenty of time.
43:46You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:49We'll be fine.
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad, it could have been an opening to tell him.
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving?
44:00What you told me?
44:02Phil's a dick.
44:04Logan knows that.
44:05Everybody does.
44:06That's all they have to know.
44:08Yeah, well what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods, and when I lose, he says nothing.
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore.
44:17I think you should tell someone.
44:20Jensen, Logan, they care about you.
44:23I don't need them to know.
44:26And that's why I have you.
44:29I trust you.
44:36You wanna go home?
44:37I wish.
44:38I told Della I'd oversee clean up.
44:40And I really should get started on the song.
44:43Okay, you go.
44:44I'm gonna stay at my place tonight.
44:46You sure?
44:47Yeah.
44:47You get some sleep?
44:48For the game tomorrow?
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's?
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know?
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you.
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me.
44:59They're trying to win.
45:01Which you will.
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says, I heart diagram.
45:07It might be kind of hard to spot you.
45:08There aren't a lot of those signs.
45:10I hate you.
45:11I love you too.
45:15See you tomorrow.
45:16Yeah.
45:17Alright.
45:53Peace
46:07Fuck me.
46:38Hannah, I got a bottle of clothes.
46:41Sorry, going.
46:58Okay.
47:02We saw him.
47:08Oh, shit.
47:09What?
47:11Okay, wait, you gotta go.
47:12Like, right now.
47:12Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't...
47:14Okay, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle.
47:18Hustle.
47:19You look so good.
47:19Shut up.
47:25Go.
47:25Okay, bye.
47:39Oh, shit.
47:43You forgot your check.
47:49Wow.
47:51Sean, I...
47:53We just broke up, Al.
47:56I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:07Sean.
48:11All right, night, guys.
48:12Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney, you just gotta do what G says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center.
48:20Aaron Delaney.
48:21Dude's a beast.
48:49Dreamy.
48:52I know I'm dying to feel Touching the grave that isn't real Touching the ghost that I can't see But
49:07the ghost is me
49:10I'll take into one piece of cake
49:16I can't tell if I'm all in
49:21There is a ghost that steals out
49:26The ghost is me
49:30The ghost is me
49:45I'll go through the floor, walk through walls
49:50Looking at pictures in the hall
49:55Stare at a mirror so I can't see
50:00That the ghost is me
50:05So in the night, it'll be six hours
50:09A little girl that died from bed
50:14I'll never get inside the grave
50:19The ghost is me
50:22The ghost is me
50:27The ghost is me
50:34The ghost is me
50:35The ghost is me
51:00The ghost is me
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51:02The ghost is me
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51:26The ghost is me
51:27The ghost is me
51:29The ghost is me
51:34The ghost is me
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