00:00¡COME ON!
00:04I just asked this company if they'd let me direct a film and they said yes.
00:08The Asylum.
00:10They're known for making cheap clones of Hollywood hits.
00:13They call them mockbusters.
00:14I wanted to be a real director.
00:16And the solution was staring me in the face.
00:20B-movies.
00:22But it's been ages since I directed anything that wasn't a corporate video.
00:25Do you think me making an Asylum movie is a good idea?
00:27Yeah, so you.
00:28I think you've aged well.
00:29That never made any sense.
00:34You're in from Australia.
00:35We're shooting an alien movie.
00:36You'll fit right at home.
00:38They don't make great movies.
00:40But at least they make a lot of them.
00:43You're going to be directing a six-day special.
00:45It's called a six-day special because you have six days to make this movie.
00:50That will be the start of your homework.
00:52What's the balance between art and commerce at the Asylum?
00:57If they're going to hand you a project and say go, they mean it's your project. Go.
01:01There's a lot of pressure on you.
01:03So what are you shooting?
01:04It's a time travel dinosaur movie.
01:06And how long have you got to shoot it?
01:07Uh, six days.
01:09You read the one pager. What'd you think?
01:11There's two submarines in a U-boat.
01:13This is a submarine hatch.
01:14Finding a jungle might be hard.
01:16Are you panicked yet?
01:17I have an ulcer.
01:19If I mess up this movie, is that it for me?
01:21Lauren, calm down.
01:22Never tell an angry person to calm down.
01:24Don't get in my face, brother.
01:26What are we doing?
01:29It's kind of a big deal bringing a studio movie down a little.
01:32Ooh, koalas.
01:35Considering I've never made a movie, why are you letting me make one?
01:38You clearly have mental problems.
01:40You want to do this.
01:43And we get a movie out of it.
01:50We're barely above porn.
01:54Are you sure you want to work with us?
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