Ick (2024)
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00:00It holds 10 songs.
00:01I put all our favorites on it.
00:04Promise me,
00:05you'll take me with you
00:06to the NFL,
00:08to a giant mansion
00:09with a giant pool
00:10that has a fat hot tub
00:11that's connected to the giant pool
00:12so I can swim from a lot to cool
00:13whenever I want.
00:14Yes.
00:15Have a free station.
00:21Just takes a second.
00:23Could you see Charlie's TikTok
00:24about how the egg is pure gluten?
00:26What's gluten?
00:27The egg is just frankenpoo GMO
00:29set free for months.
00:30on to that.
00:31That's why I only eat organic.
00:34Mr. Wallace,
00:35why aren't we talking about the egg?
00:47Okay, Grace.
00:48Let's talk about the egg.
00:53After decades in stasis,
00:55the intercellular kinoplasm
00:57known as egg
00:58has reached its kinetic state.
01:02Barricade your doors
01:03and your windows.
01:04Stop up your sinks
01:05and your drains.
01:08Again,
01:08do not go outside.
01:10Our kids can still go to prom tomorrow,
01:12right?
01:12Uh, yeah.
01:13You should definitely cancel thong.
01:15False flag!
01:16Process actor!
01:17Grant, I need to tell you something.
01:27I might be your dad.
01:30Shit!
01:31Next joy is for all the lovers out there.
01:34This is the song your parents conceived you to.
01:37Maybe the rubber broke.
01:39Maybe there was no rubber.
01:40The egg is holding us.
01:45The egg sees our value.
01:47We've chosen.
01:48For those it does not value,
01:51the egg consumes.
01:53The egg is holding us.
01:54The egg is holding us.
01:55The egg is holding us.
01:56The egg is holding us.
01:57The egg is holding us.
01:58The egg is holding us.
01:58The egg is holding us.
01:59Run!
02:03Arm yourselves.
02:04Whatever you can carry.
02:05Get ready for a fight!
02:08Come on.
02:09You could have just opened it.
02:11I mean, that was super dramatic and all,
02:12but...
02:13Now I have to crawl over broken glass.
02:14Bury me!
02:20Bury me!