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Kneel, Losers! Your 18-Year-Old Greatgrandma Owns Your Manners
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00:03where's your grandfather now where's lucian tell me what the hell are you talking about
00:08how dare you mention my grandfather i need to see him that's my son take me to him oh my
00:15god
00:15she says the head of the ash cross is her son this girl's insane astrid this attention is
00:21seeking stunt is pathetic insult my grandfather and you insult the whole ash cross family get her
00:40oh my god she took down two guards by herself no way
00:48damn it you crazy woman all of you move take her down
01:00who dares touch me
01:03all you do is fight and cause trouble use any talent you have to study try again and i won't
01:10let it fly campus group fight detected security protocol activated
01:19these are ashcroft security bots
01:23astrid carrington execute code a17 authorized commander astrid carrington
01:30identity confirmed command paused how can she control those robots that's impossible
01:39okay lucian ashcroft age 80 physical condition deteriorating returned home for treatment
01:47luca you're already 80 no matter what i have to see him
02:01um uh let me answer this question
02:06hey isn't that the new transfer student how does she dare walk right up there she's not seriously
02:11gonna answer is she even judy couldn't get this one the issue is signal delay and bci compatibility
02:16it's not power the real bottleneck is synchronization if you add a compensation curve to the signal pathway
02:22the result becomes this
02:24oh my god she actually solved it she's making it look so easy even clearer than the teacher
02:29this problem isn't impossible it just needs a different approach
02:32make that adjustment and the whole thing falls into place
02:35excellent what's your name which class are you from
02:39i'm astria i'm the new transfer student
02:42a transfer student no way how does she know this much
02:46this girl is interesting
02:56lucian chairman of the ashcroft group has urgently returned to the country due to a serious illness
03:03and arrived at ashcroft manor tonight
03:07ashcroft manor hurry the quest indenation is far
03:11eta 10 minutes please stay seated
03:34luca
03:41how bad is the chairman's condition
03:43is he already critical has the ashcroft family already drawn up a will
04:01that's my son
04:03the chairman is 80 years old
04:04you see this some lunaturk showed up for attention the chairman is her son
04:14stand down
04:16stand down
04:23luca
04:39oh sorry my terminal signal is acting up
04:46man this junk keeps drifting
04:49pay attention in class turn that terminal off try that again and you're you're done
04:56never thought our boss would get put in his praise shut up pay attention
05:00the human brain is the most complex organ in the body
05:03all right who has got a vape bro try this
05:17no smoking on campus smart campus code article 7
05:21none of your damn business who the hell do you think you are
05:34luca
05:34luca this is our family charm
05:36it will protect you
05:38keep it on
05:41who gave you that charm
05:43none of your business
05:44i am your great grandma
05:58stop right there who are you
06:01genes can really repeat that perfectly
06:03that's my husband's face
06:05so this young man is my great grandson
06:08stop right there
06:10how did you get in here
06:12who let you in
06:12i'm here to see my son
06:14who's your son
06:15you think you can just walk in here
06:18lucian is my son
06:19your grandfather
06:21lucian ashcrossed
06:39this is
06:41this is the ashcroft family's most secret master code
06:45it controls access to every financial branch database
06:48and your most important decision making system
06:51how do you know that
06:53i'm the engineer who designed those systems
06:55every line of code
06:56every password
06:57i wrote them myself
06:58so none of you can crack the system
07:00fine
07:01if you want to see lucian i won't stop you
07:03but listen carefully
07:05this isn't over
07:06you can stay for now
07:07make one wrong move
07:09and you'll regret it
07:10follow me
07:17luca
07:18it's me
07:19i'm mom
07:21you have to get better
07:23i'm sorry i couldn't protect you
07:25i'm sorry
07:26you can stay a little while
07:27but don't touch anything else
07:31i'll come to see him often
07:33give me your number
07:38fine
07:39here's my card
07:40mr silas
07:41you really shouldn't
07:42you really shouldn't
07:43it's fine
07:43i've made my decision
07:54report everything that happened
07:56don't miss a single detail
08:02mr simus
08:03this is the report on astrid
08:06how does she know all this
08:08i don't understand either
08:10astrid and mr lucian have no official connection on record
08:15who is she
08:19well astrid
08:21you've gotten
08:22awfully mysterious
08:23lately
08:23don't think that fake genius act fools me too
08:26i'm not wasting words on you
08:28don't think you can scare me
08:30even if you play genius i'll expose you sooner or later
08:33whoa
08:34look over there
08:35that's jasper's flighter
08:37jasper
08:40sorry i'm late
08:43i knew jasper would confess to me sooner or later
08:50astrid
08:51this is for you
08:53oh my god
08:54jasper just confessed to astrid
08:56jasper are you crazy
09:03you tried to make a move on your great grandma
09:05i'm sorry
09:06i'm sorry
09:07great grandma spare me
09:17i'm back luca
09:19i know you can hear your mother's voice
09:22you are my sunshine
09:25my only sun
09:28you make me happy
09:30when skies are grey
09:33mom
09:35i wanna stay with you
09:39luca
09:39luca
09:40don't push yourself
09:41come on
09:43mom will put you to sleep
09:44you are my sunshine
09:46my only sunshine
09:49you make me happy
09:52when skies are grey
09:54no matter what happens
09:55i'll always stay by your side
09:59i'm sorry luca
10:00mom failed you
10:02i couldn't stay with you
10:04mom
10:06luca
10:06you spoke
10:07can you hear me
10:11i'm here luca
10:13mom is right here with you
10:17luca
10:18can you hear mom
10:20grandpa
10:21grandpa
10:28what did you do
10:30how dare you do this while he is critical
10:31you had no right to interfere with his treatment
10:34i didn't do anything
10:36i just wanted him to know i've been here with him
10:41get out
10:42you will kill him
10:43i am not leaving until he wakes up
10:46take her away
10:50drag her out now
10:54throw her out of the estate now
10:58lucian
10:59lucian
11:01lucian
11:11lucian
11:12cardiac arrest
11:13chuck him now
11:17Grandpa, please don't leave me
11:28Mom
11:33Heartbeat restored, he is awake
11:37I
11:40Heard my mother's song
11:42It was her voice
11:44She was calling me
11:45That is why I came back
11:48That was not your mother
11:51It was a girl who has been visiting you
11:53She is Astrid
11:55What did you say?
11:57Her name is Astrid?
11:58Where is she? Where is she now?
12:01I drove her out
12:03Because of a misunderstanding
12:05What?
12:07You fool!
12:09Go bring her back!
12:10Now!
12:11Latest briefing on Mr. Lucian
12:13Manor internal dispatch
12:15Mr. Lucian lies in critical condition
12:17Luca
12:18My poor child
12:26Miss Astria, Mr. Lucian is awake
12:29What did you say?
12:31He is not dead?
12:32Mr. Lucian wants to see you now
12:35Thank God
12:36Take me to him now
12:57Luca, my sweet boy
13:01Who are you?
13:02How do you know that name?
13:04Of course I am your mother
13:06Miss, you're so young
13:09This has to be a joke
13:12When I was ten
13:13I saw my mother die in that fire
13:15Luca
13:16Do you remember Luna?
13:18The little friend you secretly kept in the lab?
13:20I am sorry I was not there for you
13:23You were so lonely
13:24Your only friend was a lab mouse
13:27I swear
13:28Never again
13:31Mom
13:32I finally get to see you again
13:37Mom
13:38Where have you been all these years?
13:40Maybe I really did die
13:41Mom
13:42Don't ever leave me again
13:50This is insane
13:52Am I losing my mind or has Grandpa finally lost his?
13:55I think my brain interface experiment worked
13:59That is how I ended up back in your time
14:01Mom
14:03You are my superhero
14:05How could you ever fail?
14:07Could all of this actually be true?
14:09All these years Grandpa fought to save the brain interface experiment
14:12It was all for her?
14:19Let me get a good look at you, Luca
14:21You really did grow up
14:23Could she really be our great-grandma?
14:25This is insane
14:27Silas
14:28Come greet your great-grandmom
14:31Grandpa, that's impossible
14:33This is ridiculous
14:34How am I supposed to call some girl ten years younger than me great-grandma?
14:38Aw, my good grandson
14:41Grandpa, look at her
14:43From now on, that's what you call her
14:46Great-grandma
14:49No
14:49That's impossible
14:51I can't do it
14:52I said call her that
14:54So you will
14:58Great-grandma
15:03Good boy
15:07From now on
15:09She's the one this family will respect above all
15:12In that case
15:13I'll be re-evaluating you
15:15We'll see if you're capable of leading the Ashcroft family
15:18I have another useless grandson
15:21Playful, but smart
15:23And not bad-looking either
15:25In a few days I'll have him meet you too
15:28Fine
15:29I'll look forward to it
15:32This is too important
15:33I'll let the rest of the family know
15:34My brother too
15:35Wait
15:42Wait
15:44Lucian just woke up
15:45He needs care
15:46As his mother, I can't keep staying elsewhere
15:48Of course
15:49Give great-grandma the best room we've got
15:52That might be
15:54That sounds perfect
15:55I'll take care of it right away
16:00Luca
16:01Why are you standing out here?
16:03Morning, Mom
16:04I was just passing by
16:06Do you really need to pretend?
16:08I just missed you
16:09I wanted a hug
16:11Mom
16:12Sit here
16:15From now on
16:15Treat her the same way you treat me
16:18No
16:18Better than me
16:19Understood?
16:20Yes, sir
16:21Mom
16:21This is the cake you used to make me when I was little
16:24I tried to make it just like yours this morning
16:25See if it tastes the same
16:27My Luca grew up before I knew it
16:29Now you can bake a cake for your mother
16:31Grandpa
16:32I heard you woke up
16:32Let me see what you two were eating without me
16:35Astrid
16:36Why are you here?
16:41At least you know enough to come apologize
16:44Cross me again
16:45And I will really make you pay
16:50Honestly, you're kind of interesting
16:53And I'm actually into you
16:55Be my girlfriend
16:57Not happening
16:58You brat actually set your sights on my mother?
17:00You wanna die?
17:01I'll mess you up today
17:03Grandpa, why are you hitting me?
17:04You've never hit me once in my life
17:06Then I'm making up for it today
17:08Jasper, apologize to your great-grandmom
17:10Now
17:10Why is it great-grandmom again?
17:12Grandpa, don't let this little girl fool you
17:13Great-grandma?
17:14Do you even know what that means?
17:15She's a legend in this family
17:17She was one of the pioneers of brain-computer interfaces
17:21A legend like that
17:22And this girl isn't even 18
17:25How could she possibly be my great-grandma?
17:28Besides, she died in that lab fire 70 years ago
17:32He's alive
17:33She is your great-grandma
17:35I won't let anyone use her name and stain her honor
17:40Oh, this child
17:41Luca, don't argue with him
17:43He's just a kid
17:44And besides, he's my number one fan
17:48Jasper, believe it or not
17:50I really am your great-grandmom
17:52The experiment worked
17:53I came back
17:55You really are my great-grandmom?
17:57What do you think, my sweet boy?
18:00Sir, young masters
18:01Miss Vanessa is here
18:03Grandpa
18:04Vanilla heard you woke up
18:05She came by
18:07A wonderful day indeed
18:09Looks like more good news is coming
18:11Mom
18:12I still have some things to take care of
18:15Miss Vanessa
18:16The master asks that you breakfast in the dining room
18:23It is time the Ashcroft family had a new head
18:38That's the head of the table
18:39Who do you think you are sitting there?
18:43Someone important
18:44Who the hell do you think you are?
18:46More important than me?
18:47Do you realize I'm about to marry Silas?
18:49When that happens, this whole estate answers to me
18:52Silas has terrible taste
18:55Throw her out!
18:59Stop
19:00All of you
19:02Mr. Lucian, you're here
19:06I brought this wine especially for you
19:08It's an honor to finally meet you
19:11Grandpa, this is my fiancary Vanessa
19:14She's the group secretary now
19:16Grandpa, what do you think about our marriage?
19:19Yes, Mr. Lucian
19:20I accepted Simus' proposal
19:22Please give us your blessing
19:24I want Silas to be happy
19:26His marriage is his decision
19:30I don't approve of this marriage
19:42What?
19:43From now on, if you skip class, smoke, drink, or chase girls
19:47I'll have your grandfather deal with you himself
19:50Are you insane?
19:52I don't want to hear another word out of you
19:57Oh my god!
19:58Jasper got put in his place by a girl?
20:00How is that possible?
20:02Isn't he the school heart truck?
20:03Who is she?
20:04Why does she scare me every single time?
20:07Who the hell is she?
20:10Listen up
20:10Three days
20:11I'll make her fall for me
20:13Do whatever I want
20:14Then dump her
20:14Damn, Jasper
20:15You're really going after a girl like Astrid?
20:18Then raise the stakes
20:19You got the guts or what?
20:21Just watch
20:22I'm gonna pull it off
20:27Listen up
20:28Three days
20:29I'll make her fall for me
20:31I knew it
20:33Jasper's finally going to confess to me
20:35This is the moment I've been waiting for
20:48After all these years
20:49Still the same
20:50I designed this security system myself
20:59Stop!
21:04Mom, congrats!
21:06Your brain-computer interface experiment succeeded!
21:08Yes, Luca
21:09We did it!
21:13Warning
21:14Core overload
21:15Countdown
21:16Ten seconds
21:18Get in!
21:19Don't look back!
21:21What about you, Mom?
21:23Mom has to finish the final
21:24Brain-computer interface consciousness upload
21:27Luca
21:27No matter what happens
21:29Remember
21:30I love you
21:31Consciousness upload
21:3398%
21:3599%
21:37Mommy!
21:38Upload complete
21:52I'm sorry
21:56Get up!
22:06Signal locked
22:08Consciousness injecting
22:13Welcome back
22:15Astrid Carrington
22:17Well, look who's awake
22:19Well, look who's awake
22:34Get the hell out of this club!
22:35Shut up!
22:51Did you guys see Astrid yesterday?
22:53She killed that rock song
22:55Right!
22:55Who knew that sickly girl had that much presence?
22:57I still can't believe it
22:58She totally outshined Judy
23:00Just as I thought
23:02This body's way too weak
23:04Today we're going to discuss
23:05The uploading and downloading of consciousness
23:07This is one of the most current-edged topics in biology
23:11Hey Jasper, did you see Astra last night?
23:13She was really putting on an act
23:15She's just some little girl
23:17She won't be cocky for long
23:18She really dare talk back to Judy?
23:20She's gonna crash-dard
23:21Quiet!
23:21This is class, not your playground
23:23Judy, you answer
23:25You're the top student here
23:27This should be easy
23:27Of course
23:28The key to this question is
23:30It's through, um, the brain's neural
23:32And then
23:33Wait, Judy doesn't know?
23:36No way, isn't she supposed to be the genius?
23:38Ha, even Judy can't answer it?
23:39Maybe the question's the problem
23:40If the school's golden girl can't do it
23:42How could we?
23:44Man, this question is brutal
23:52Mr. Lucian
23:53She was outrageously rude to me just now
23:56And she's sitting in your seat
23:57If you let this slide
23:58What rules does this house even have?
24:05Astria
24:05What would you have me do?
24:07You saw what happened
24:07If she marries into this family
24:09She'll ruin Silas
24:10And eventually ruin the whole family
24:13Silas
24:13Cancel the engagement
24:14You will have nothing more to do with her
24:17You'll regret this
24:21Sir
24:21Great-grandma and the young master
24:23Need to leave for school
24:24Jasper wastes his days
24:26Fooling around
24:26And refusing to study
24:28From today on
24:29You handle his money
24:30Grandpa, no!
24:34Great-grandma
24:35You'll go easy on me, right?
24:38You won't starve
24:41No!
24:54Goddess, wait up
24:55Oh my god
24:58That's Jasper, right?
25:00Didn't he hate Astresh?
25:02Great-grandma
25:03I can't believe it
25:21Is that Astrid singing?
25:23No way
25:24Isn't that you got music
25:25Who always like what you play?
25:26The voice
25:27Is so powerful
25:29No way
25:30No way
25:37Jasper is here!
25:39It is Jasper!
25:50You really know how to put on an act
25:52She's toast
25:53Astrid's gonna make a fool of herself
25:55Acting weak in front of Jasper
25:57That is brutal
25:58What are you laughing at?
26:01You think this is funny?
26:04Of course
26:05Look at you
26:06Dripping wet
26:07What, here to amuse me?
26:11You guys do not know
26:14Jasper is not just anybody
26:15Yeah
26:16He is an actual Ashcroft heir
26:18The Ashcroft sit on the school board
26:20No wonder he is so arrogant
26:21Ashcroft?
26:22Could he be my great-grandson?
26:25A wet mess beats an idiot
26:27At least I had the guts
26:28To get up straight
26:32At least I had the guts to get up straight
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