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BRO CODE BE DAMNED: Mini-Series Engsub
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14Get your going.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:38I'm not going to miss you, don't we?
00:04:39Nope, nothing, nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go actually.
00:04:42I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:47okay deep breath this is my year new city new school i'm gonna make this squad
00:04:55and i'm not going to think about brett's stupid perfect abs
00:05:16what is a size 8 doing in my locker room more like a 12. hi um i'm allison i would
00:05:27really love to be on
00:05:28your cheerleading team sweetie cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate you know what i mean
00:05:35uh but i was captain of my high school team and i went really fast okay you want a shot
00:05:44but you have to prove you have guts first okay yeah i'll do anything go talk to the football captain
00:05:50if he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines then i'm fine with it sure yeah um
00:05:57where is he he's in a team meeting down the hallway third door on the left and just barge in
00:06:05be
00:06:05aggressive he loves them
00:06:13oh i can't with these delusional virgins she seriously thinks she can just talk to the king
00:06:20of the campus brett's gonna eat her life
00:06:28third door meeting room show em regression i got this
00:06:40oh my god oh my god you uh lost baby girl because uh you just come here for a show
00:06:48we lost and we still gotta stop
00:06:54hope you brought your meat pads virgin
00:06:57no no don't be shy baby turn around
00:07:08look i'm here in official business okay i just i need to see the captain
00:07:11actually uh i have a captain right here are you needing a salute back off
00:07:35you looking for me
00:07:38you looking for me what do you think you're doing in the boys locker room
00:07:43brett he's the football captain of course he is who else could it be
00:07:50look i need to ask you something you know you have a habit of walking in on me when i'm
00:07:54half naked
00:07:55brett this is serious okay the girls on the cheerleading team said that i need to ask your permission
00:08:00to be put on the squad elson i think these girls are messing with you
00:08:03i'm the captain of the team but that doesn't mean i decide the roster the coast is in
00:08:07oh my god
00:08:08turn
00:08:09uh i i have to go
00:08:12cool it down sleeve heart
00:08:13you look thirsty
00:08:22hey well great well you guys are gonna be running lapsing you fucking puke
00:08:25put it down
00:08:32let's get you out of here i don't want to see you like this
00:08:34it's okay i can just go out
00:08:47i finally did it
00:08:48the thing i fantasized about since i was 12 years old i kissed my brother's best friend
00:08:53and holy hell it felt good
00:08:58the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:02touchdown
00:09:05i slept
00:09:12you guys are benched
00:09:14it's just a joke
00:09:15seriously
00:09:18the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:21don't look it's the kisser
00:09:23in the men's shower allison unhinged
00:09:26does he kiss as good as he looks
00:09:29kill me now
00:09:36what are you doing here
00:09:38i'm here to pick you up
00:09:40obviously
00:09:42didn't your practice end like four hours ago
00:09:44yes it did
00:09:46you've just been waiting
00:09:47yeah and uh whose fault is that
00:09:50i messaged you
00:09:52oh crap
00:09:53i blocked him the second i hit send on that smut
00:09:55i was dying of embarrassment
00:09:58i must have missed your message
00:10:00sorry
00:10:01missed my messenger
00:10:04you know i don't think so
00:10:05i think
00:10:06i've been blocked for a month
00:10:08why
00:10:09okay come on
00:10:10what
00:10:10just give it back
00:10:12whatever you
00:10:13hold on
00:10:14you're texting chad
00:10:16i've been blocked for a month but you're texting chad at midnight
00:10:19you know chad is a walking std
00:10:21he sleeps with everything that moves are you are you into that
00:10:23we're doing a school project together
00:10:25ah school project
00:10:27yes
00:10:27you know chad is definitely known for his academic passions
00:10:30well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:33hold on
00:10:34let me do something really quick
00:10:35what are you doing
00:10:36there you go
00:10:37chad is deleted
00:10:38what
00:10:39what
00:10:39stop
00:10:40they're already done
00:10:41that's not cool you can't do that
00:10:43cause that's not fair
00:10:45uh yes it is
00:10:46cause listen
00:10:47you're my business now
00:10:49so right now i want you to open your phone
00:10:52i said take your phone out
00:10:56cool
00:10:57then do what
00:10:58i want you to uh
00:10:59pin my contact to the top
00:11:09keep it cool allison
00:11:11act like you've been in a car before
00:11:13this is literally my fanfic
00:11:16the car
00:11:17the moonlit night
00:11:19and the brooding quarterback
00:11:21i'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:26mister you want me to take your attention
00:11:29this is all i've ever wanted
00:11:31my only
00:11:33my only
00:11:34my only have ever wanted you
00:11:35my only have ever wanted you
00:11:38oh yes
00:11:39red
00:11:40harder
00:11:42oh faster i'm coming
00:11:45are you alright?
00:11:46yes
00:11:47any a little bit of air
00:11:48it's
00:11:49really hot in here
00:11:50i shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:52ron is gonna kill me
00:11:54but
00:11:54she's
00:11:55too cute
00:11:57no i just
00:12:00oh
00:12:00oh my god
00:12:07even my stories didn't go that far
00:12:09i mean if we actually have sex in real life would i even survive that?
00:12:13you have double xl condoms
00:12:15thank you
00:12:16i'll tell you this
00:12:17it's for grown ups
00:12:18do you actually use those?
00:12:20yeah
00:12:21they use your prints
00:12:23there's no way
00:12:24that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:27what did you like to know?
00:12:32yeah well
00:12:33you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:35yeah you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room
00:12:38you kissed me back
00:12:39you basically attacked me
00:12:41i was just trying not to crack my head against the floor
00:12:49pathetic
00:12:50i'm actually pathetic
00:12:51i thought he kissed me back
00:12:53i'm such an idiot
00:12:55forget i said anything
00:12:57you know what why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:59now that you're my responsibility we're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:02excuse me?
00:13:04there's gonna be a 9pm curfew
00:13:07no parties
00:13:08no frat boys
00:13:09and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time
00:13:11are you insane?
00:13:12who do you think you are?
00:13:14my father?
00:13:20i'm your roommate
00:13:21and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:25so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:29yeah
00:13:30we're roommates
00:13:31and that means we're equals
00:13:33and that means you
00:13:35don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:36so you're forgetting the point where i said that i am your brother's best friend
00:13:40and ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever i want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe
00:13:45why don't you consider me your brother pro max?
00:13:50nope
00:13:51definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:54no pro max
00:13:56not when he looks like that
00:13:58not when he looks like that
00:14:02yeah
00:14:02yeah
00:14:03this whole thing
00:14:05is ridiculous
00:14:07first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:09now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties i can go to
00:14:13you don't care
00:14:14tell me about them
00:14:15i'm not your prisoner
00:14:16you don't control what i do
00:14:19yes i do
00:14:32freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:14:35fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:39mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:42lingerie? seriously?
00:14:45but if i don't go it'll be social suicide and i'll never make the squat
00:14:49i'm not letting rita win
00:14:53i'm your roommate
00:14:54and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:55since that's all he wants to be
00:14:57a roommate
00:14:58my brother's best friend
00:15:00screw him
00:15:01i don't take orders from those
00:15:05are you ready to subscribe?
00:15:07come on
00:15:09let's go
00:15:10get your body on the dance floor
00:15:23oh my god
00:15:25did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31look everyone
00:15:32the strippers arrived
00:15:34let's all give littlest hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:41thanks
00:15:42at least i don't look so ordinary
00:15:45you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:48i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:51now
00:15:52are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:54or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:15i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:26shit
00:16:26i don't have any guy friends here
00:16:28chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:32what's the matter?
00:16:34no guys want you?
00:16:35tick tock sweetie
00:16:38she's stalling
00:16:39she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:41you can't get a guy?
00:16:42you dress like a hooker
00:16:44you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46just give me a second
00:16:57yeah allison
00:16:59yeah i...
00:17:06that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:09once you're so thirsty
00:17:11lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:26brett
00:17:28what's up?
00:17:29where are you?
00:17:31i'm at club 5
00:17:32i um...
00:17:34i lost a dare
00:17:35yeah?
00:17:36what kind of dare?
00:17:39i need a man to claim me
00:17:41in front of everyone
00:17:43allison you're asking me to
00:17:44go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:48go out of time
00:17:48come on brett
00:17:50please this is serious
00:17:51can you just come get me?
00:17:52no allison you know what?
00:17:54you wanted to break the rules
00:17:55you enjoy your night
00:17:56brett please
00:18:01how dare you even think brett
00:18:03he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:06you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:10i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:18where do you think you're going?
00:18:19grab her
00:18:20no
00:18:21get off of me
00:18:22you lost the dare
00:18:23you pay the price
00:18:27you need to loosen up
00:18:28you couldn't get brett to touch you that's fine
00:18:30we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:35no
00:18:47what was that?
00:18:49oh
00:18:50jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:57please
00:18:58come on sweetheart
00:18:59a dare is a dare
00:19:01stop fighting
00:19:04i'm doing you a favor
00:19:05taking that v-card out your ass
00:19:15please
00:19:16please stop
00:19:17please
00:19:17you're getting this?
00:19:19that's what gets used
00:19:21hey asshole
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:38don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:40oh
00:19:48brett
00:19:48this is a total overreaction
00:19:51Jason and Ally were just having fun together
00:19:53i mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:55she's practically begging for it
00:20:07you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12and that goes for everybody i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody
00:20:16understand that great we're going to delete them right now
00:20:26you okay
00:20:38hey hey what do you think you're doing huh sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:45what'd happen if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:48what did you mean back there
00:20:53back where
00:20:55when you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06i told ron that i was going to protect you and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:12yeah i know because i'm just ron's little sister huh always causing trouble just put this out
00:21:20happy yeah
00:21:25well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:29like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit you're trying to impress people that don't matter okay these people are not your friends and
00:21:37you're lowering your standards i know i know obviously i know rita's not my friend and i know
00:21:42i know that i'm a pathetic loser and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true
00:21:48fuck rita fuck everybody
00:21:52i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:53i don't want to be me okay i want to be liked i want to be wanted and i want
00:21:58someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:01i'll always answer when you come i'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean what does that mean for us what am i to you brent
00:22:11i'm losing my mind i know the rules but
00:22:15look at her all i can think just this once
00:22:20what
00:22:24say it just say it
00:22:25i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:30no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:37tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:39i can't
00:22:41you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45so you know what just forget it
00:22:47forget i said anything
00:22:50i'm done begging you
00:22:52i'm done
00:22:52no alison alison stop it
00:23:01listen there is a line
00:23:02that i am trying to not cross
00:23:05why
00:23:06because if i do i won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:19please don't stop
00:23:30please
00:23:30please
00:23:31please
00:23:38what are you doing brent
00:23:40we're outing everything
00:23:53yo what's up loser
00:23:59ali are you with brent right now
00:24:04swear to god guys what are you doing right now talk to me
00:24:06i facetimed ron
00:24:11what is he doing
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey ron what's up man
00:24:22what
00:24:23ali called me dumbass
00:24:25and i had sign up to see your face two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32it's
00:24:33it was an accident okay we just
00:24:36i butt dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party and
00:24:40and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:43and so brent was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:48really
00:24:49yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eyes like dying
00:24:58all right brent if that's true you guys gotta take care to i don't know like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something
00:25:03i need you to take care of that
00:25:04i was uh i was going to right after
00:25:06i got it
00:25:09peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:13oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16hey what's up
00:25:17what's up
00:25:18what's going on we should
00:25:19you forgot something
00:25:20no ellie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey ellison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:47all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:52allison you're first
00:25:53look at that
00:26:05see you
00:26:05what's up
00:26:05what's up
00:26:22for you
00:26:23if
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:31Could wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison, let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Mm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She doesn't need to keep her Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:48Fine. Let's go!
00:28:48We are having a good job.
00:28:48We are definitely going to be a good job.
00:28:48We're going to be a good job for people.
00:28:49Let's go!
00:28:54Let's go!
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09Your turn.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Bryce?
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:13Uh.
00:30:16Not me.
00:30:18Not me.
00:30:33Oh my.
00:30:35Shit, fuck, hot, hot.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:30:58How do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't...
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:35for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll...
00:31:48It's alright.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:41You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:36Oh shit, is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks stony.
00:34:53Look at you, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:01You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah. You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really? To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:26Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51Hold it in.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:06One, two, three, go!
00:36:08Woo!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah!
00:36:27Woo!
00:36:34Woo!
00:36:35Woo!
00:36:36What is that girl? She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39You know she has moves.
00:36:45All this thing is seriously so hot, I mean damn, I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52Body in that uniform. Wow. You get lucky tonight
00:36:57Stay with me. I don't have to see girls like that. They always come running to guys like me
00:37:03I'm telling you right now. You don't fuck off. The only thing that's gonna be chasing. It's my fist
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10
00:37:25Touchdown! Harrison does it again. State wins
00:37:44Hey
00:37:46Oh, congrats on the win captain. That was really good. Thank you. You know, it's uh, it's really just another
00:37:51Tuesday for me
00:37:52Hey, shut up
00:37:53Are you okay?
00:37:59Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss kick!
00:38:08Oh, my god. Is he actually going to kiss me? In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:23now we got ourselves a good ol kiss cam standoff
00:38:27haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:31come on, Alice. lets give the people what they want
00:38:35I know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:40Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene? Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests!
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and livestreamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna stay with my flagpole,
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this,
00:43:34so I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:51Allie.
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:39I don't want to.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45We're just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 apiece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Alison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:23I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is.
00:49:03My guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Alison.
00:49:06You look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:34Of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Alison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Alison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:26No.
00:50:30No.
00:50:32No.
00:50:35No.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:38Hey, Mamacita, come on.
00:50:42Check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:49Hey, Mamacita, come on.
00:50:51Hey, Mamacita, come on.
00:51:00dude what the fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do
00:51:06you
00:51:06think you're doing you're ruining my night you just think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think ron would think if you knew you were at don't care how about you elect your
00:51:13someone who gives a fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this
00:51:16shit i know let's go i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:23get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god oh shit
00:51:50oh my god is she okay
00:52:02hey hey look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:06i can't i can't i can't feel it i can't breathe just try to breathe all right hey
00:52:15i'm gonna be okay
00:52:17all right let's get you
00:52:20okay
00:52:23okay
00:52:26get out of my way
00:52:30just put me down
00:52:31you know you could have died
00:52:36and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total fucking douchebagger right
00:52:44that's not fair
00:52:46what's not fair
00:52:48what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what don't i understand
00:52:51i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know how guys work all
00:52:58the
00:52:58time you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:53:01you're not any better than me
00:53:03i'm not any better what did i do how am i not any better what are you talking about
00:53:08you're worse i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an asshole how am i
00:53:12worse
00:53:12you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning
00:53:16yeah
00:53:16because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone because you drove me to school when i was
00:53:25late
00:53:25yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29you know
00:53:31i don't understand
00:53:33you made me fall in love with you
00:53:38that's the worst thing
00:53:40i did
00:53:41i fell in love with you
00:53:42i'm in love with you
00:53:43and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45i know that
00:53:46i know
00:53:46so then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:48and saving me like a hero
00:53:50and then pushing me away
00:53:52am i crazy
00:53:54do you not feel anything
00:53:56because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58and you can't keep doing that
00:54:01okay
00:54:03i want you
00:54:03to tell me
00:54:04to stop
00:54:06tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:11i'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:18fuck it
00:54:34i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44listen you have no idea
00:54:46every single time i saw you with him
00:54:48i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:52than just my best friend's sister
00:54:55why didn't you say anything
00:54:57i made a promise to run
00:55:00but you know what
00:55:07i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19i think about you every day
00:55:22every morning
00:55:24every night
00:55:27every single time i close my eyes
00:55:30it's you that i see
00:55:45i want you to take me
00:55:48right here
00:55:51right now
00:56:05so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:15what do you want me to be
00:56:18i want you to be mine
00:56:22i think i already am
00:56:27but what about ron
00:56:29he's gonna kill you
00:56:31i know ron loves you very much
00:56:33he's very protectable to brother
00:56:35but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39how much i love you
00:56:46i don't know i think
00:56:49i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:55i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57i know
00:57:00but it's just
00:57:01for a little
00:57:02until we find the right moment
00:57:05yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:07i don't know until you're away
00:57:10it'll be secret lovers
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:37hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:40i am uh
00:57:41currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:45sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:48well
00:57:49as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me
00:57:54and
00:57:56i really like your car
00:57:57oh i know you love my car
00:57:59he grabs me by the waist
00:58:00hoisting me up
00:58:01putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03brett
00:58:03stop
00:58:04don't
00:58:05read my smut
00:58:06i'm telling you
00:58:07every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:10into my soul
00:58:11he trails kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts
00:58:15gently sucking
00:58:16and biting
00:58:17holy shit
00:58:18that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it
00:58:25i feel so hot right now
00:58:29palms my center
00:58:30slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away ali?
00:58:34fuck
00:58:38fuck
00:58:43oh my god
00:58:43someone's coming
00:58:44um
00:58:44i have to go fake my own death
00:58:45bye
00:58:46i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:58:48fuck
00:59:06you know what do you think she's going to get the hang of me
00:59:07oh my god
00:59:07i'm kidding you're going to get the hang of me
00:59:07are you okay you sounded sick do you need help?
00:59:10Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:13You think just because Brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:24Shoot.
00:59:26I'm late.
00:59:46Brett!
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:49Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15You found my bag. I was looking for that.
01:00:17No problem.
01:00:22Attention all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:30I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now.
01:00:34Otherwise, we'll be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:39Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend. Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes.
01:00:48Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:50It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:52And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:53Look at this.
01:00:54This is perfection.
01:00:55It's every girl's dream. I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:58And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:00I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me.
01:01:06I have nothing to hide.
01:01:11Your turn, Scott.
01:01:13Sure, but I-
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot.
01:01:19Well, well, well.
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:23I knew it.
01:01:25No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:28Allison, performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:33Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay? Those aren't mine.
01:01:37Right. A cheater and a liar.
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me. I've never seen those. I don't know what they are. I-
01:01:45Lying. It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:49They're mine.
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:53Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:56Yeah, sorry. I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:59He's right. They're just vitamins.
01:02:01No, they aren't.
01:02:02Uh, Ms. Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:08I just...
01:02:11They look suspicious.
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:18That's enough.
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:27What?
01:02:27You can't do that.
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks. Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:32I mean, I know it.
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:38You little bitch.
01:02:39You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita. My decision is final.
01:02:48Listen up. When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:56That's the point.
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading. So tragic.
01:03:01I can't do that. Coach will kill me.
01:03:04Fine.
01:03:04And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:08I know everything, girls.
01:03:10Every dirty little secret.
01:03:12Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:14Your call.
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:24Very sweet.
01:03:28What happened back there? How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:31I saw Rita putting something in your bag. So I swapped it out.
01:03:37I knew it. I knew she was up to something. You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten
01:03:42minutes before.
01:03:43Jesus.
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up. It was when we were... when we were having... phone sex.
01:03:56So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale. Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:01stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you... do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously, go put that garbage in your head. I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:10I mean, I'm being serious though. I'm being serious too. Allison.
01:04:15Perfect just to know who you are. Yeah.
01:04:18I'll always be there... to catch you on your phone. Always.
01:04:26Alright, on the count, you both perform an elevated prep. Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:44Okay, Allison. Hey, great job you guys. You killed it.
01:05:13Hey,ровive. I told you to catch you.
01:05:16Brett, you just saved my life...
01:05:18Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me.
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:33I could have died.
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:36Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:39Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Rhett.
01:05:48Oh, my gosh.
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:52All right, everyone.
01:05:53In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:04Wow.
01:06:06Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:07I'm proud of you.
01:06:09Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game.
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:19Allie.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:20Look, I know.
01:06:21It's not what you wanted.
01:06:22It's okay.
01:06:23Because you did good.
01:06:24That's all that matters.
01:06:25Thanks, bro.
01:06:26I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:27I'll be right back.
01:06:27Ew.
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:30Yo.
01:06:31Yo, Allison.
01:06:32She is.
01:06:33Looking good, baby.
01:06:35Y'all do private shows?
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:39You're so gross.
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:44What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:47Don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:50I'm in your dreams.
01:06:52How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:56again?
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:00Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:06I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:08Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:10You shameless whore.
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14I'm more than one.
01:07:15I do.
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:19She's a public bus.
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:22Hey!
01:07:24Hey, fuckface.
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:30Run! Run! Run!
01:07:32Hey!
01:07:34That's enough!
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:37Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:39You're going to hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now!
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me!
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:46Let's...
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49Alright.
01:07:50You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brent.
01:07:58You could have broken your hand.
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:02Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:05Shut up.
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:17me out.
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:20I think it's this one.
01:08:21Let's go see the hero.
01:08:22Oh, shit, no.
01:08:24That's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:25They can't see us like this.
01:08:27I won't let him.
01:08:29Let's tell him.
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:31In front of the entire team.
01:08:34Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:36What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide.
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:45Brett!
01:08:46Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:49God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:55You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:03You need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:13You gotta be quiet.
01:09:17Unless you are not us.
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:36I feel what you did.
01:09:38I feel what you did.
01:09:40It's kind of hard to miss.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:44100.
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:48We got your food.
01:09:49It's gonna get cold.
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:51I can help you.
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:06Alison physical therapy time, you know what I mean?
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:26Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:11:00Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:01let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Alison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:26Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's, that's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Alison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Alison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you.
01:12:31For the clout?
01:12:32For the status?
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rita, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:42You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:11Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:50They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You want to check these out, Principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply.
01:14:10And she's been shaming them, degrading them from the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only.
01:14:19Because she was a threat.
01:14:20She's threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible.
01:14:25Because Allison, she's a beautiful person.
01:14:27And she would never do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:34That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:35She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students.
01:15:28As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41It's already over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:43I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for
01:15:56everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:19Woo!
01:16:20Let's win!
01:16:24Woo!
01:16:33Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:53Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:03Hey, Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:15He's cool, eh?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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