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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It HD RS
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00:00:06you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer, I don't care I said short him what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this he's dangerous, but I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now Barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:41owner
00:01:41Who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show me who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public, you know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:59Okay, well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12What do you think you're doing?
00:02:14What do you think you're doing?
00:02:35No
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:02:40No
00:02:41No
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:11Get him!
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:04:01Relax, little brother, but never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09Eric!
00:04:10I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14The girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:29Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:38Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her, but not as the master of magic.
00:05:03Eric.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:18Eric.
00:05:24All right.
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26The show opens this weekend.
00:05:28You've got to be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I owned to this show, but if it's a hit I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in
00:05:37For it's destroyed
00:05:40All right, well see ya
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree and she still doesn't recognize me
00:05:53All right darling, you know the deal there it is there's the queen of hearts right just gonna follow the
00:05:57queen
00:05:57Okay, pick the queen follow the dream. There it is, sweetheart. What do you say?
00:06:01This one. That's the queen of hearts for sure. Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too, but hey, what do
00:06:06I know? Look at that?
00:06:08Oh
00:06:09You know this game isn't as easy as it looks baby doll, but you know, we still got to come
00:06:14with the payment. What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry. I was sure that I had cash
00:06:26Looks like trouble
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch you want to play you don't want to pay right I'll tell you what
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here
00:06:37Hey, give it back. Hey, that's important to me. Oh, is it really? Yeah, it's important enough to play again.
00:06:44Hmm
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on. What do you say?
00:06:48Huh? Well, I'm here for this. Let's go. Yeah, we'd love to see that, right? You're disgusting. I'm not doing
00:06:53that
00:06:54You're not doing that. You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby? Start with that pretty little coat you got
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal I
00:07:19Win she gets your bracelet back you win you get my two-headed silver dollar
00:07:28It's priceless
00:07:29Daniel you should just go these guys are dangerous
00:07:33I got this
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three card month you got it hotshot
00:07:41Let's play you know the deal follow the queen
00:07:45You get the win you pick the ten of spades
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then
00:07:53You pick
00:07:55You pick
00:07:56Who's this guy? What a loser
00:07:59Should've kept walking bro instead of trying being a hero
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely
00:08:06You got it
00:08:24Damn, he got it
00:08:26That's impossible
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen you son of a bitch I don't know who the hell you are
00:08:35This bracelet is mine
00:08:38Well then
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good
00:09:02I was just messing around
00:09:11Three card Monty
00:09:13It's always a scam
00:09:14I know, I know, I just
00:09:17I thought I could crack it
00:09:19But I was screwed
00:09:21So you came along
00:09:25Miss bracelet
00:09:28Why so important to you?
00:09:30I was my childhood best friends
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and
00:09:36Well he
00:09:37He died
00:09:39That's all I have left of him
00:09:45Have a good night, Bri
00:09:47Wait
00:09:48You just saved me
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner
00:09:58That was amazing
00:10:00Uh
00:10:01I should probably get going
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:10Bullshit
00:10:11You have training
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh
00:10:16Just light a hand
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're green
00:10:25You know
00:10:27Your hand saved me today
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:35They, uh
00:10:37So you're welcome
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not
00:11:21Who do you think I am?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric
00:11:32I think
00:11:34I think it's better if I left
00:11:58I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant
00:12:08Just doing my job
00:12:09No, your job
00:12:10Is to clean up
00:12:11Dove shit
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff
00:12:15Is to not be touched
00:12:16By anyone less
00:12:17Than a three-star magician
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No
00:12:33Not
00:12:35Not since I was 12
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician
00:12:39The society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:41Damn right you're not
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real nutricians
00:12:58Okay
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing
00:13:05I was just putting them away
00:13:07Listen fool
00:13:07This is my gold zephyr deck
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck
00:13:13Actually, I prefer the platinum deck
00:13:15Well, if they're so priceless
00:13:17Maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19Instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20Like they're just some two-dollar deck from the gas station
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired
00:13:29If I lose this job
00:13:30I won't be able to watch over Brie
00:13:33I need you to find Brie
00:13:35Help, Brad
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now
00:13:39Because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington
00:13:52You're looking better, sir
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:58But let this be a reminder
00:14:00What we do is dangerous
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:07What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is
00:14:14I never said that
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe? A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills
00:14:35He would never damage a deck
00:14:37Show them, show them what you can do
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel, let's see it
00:14:47Show us what you got
00:14:47Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it
00:14:55In 15 seconds
00:14:58You can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible
00:15:01I don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:04But if you can't
00:15:07I demand as a three-star magician
00:15:10That you fire him
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair
00:15:14I know
00:15:15I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel
00:15:20But sir, he
00:15:21Bree
00:15:23It's okay
00:15:2515 seconds
00:15:28You're on
00:15:37The idiot
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to
00:15:45Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section
00:15:49Now if I win
00:15:50You're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:56Bree, look at that
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls
00:16:02Fine, deal
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds
00:16:07Here
00:16:08We
00:16:09Go
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:1910 seconds
00:16:24Oh wow, giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28You said he was good
00:16:29I thought he would at least try
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out
00:16:35In 5
00:16:374
00:16:393
00:16:402
00:17:01Absolutely
00:17:04Impossible
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13Nobody but the master of magic could have done this
00:17:19No
00:17:19No, no, no
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us
00:17:23I knew it
00:17:24Yeah, of course
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from a hack
00:17:31Now
00:17:32It's got a show to print
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work
00:17:39Come on
00:17:43Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe
00:17:49Come on
00:17:50The show opens in a few days
00:17:52We need to prep
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping
00:18:06This is not going to be a show
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no
00:18:22My little friend
00:18:23This is now my theater
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:31Which as of this morning is me
00:18:33I bought the theater
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39Have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater
00:18:47I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:48Used to be
00:18:49You're past your prime
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled
00:18:55I'll lose everything
00:18:57If Brie loses this show
00:18:59The orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:00That saved my life as a child
00:19:02Will be destroyed
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract
00:19:05You can't just kick us out
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10While being cut in half
00:19:11And let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm the show's producer
00:19:15And if you cancel the show
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18Not if I can prove
00:19:19You're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21I'll give you a chance
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins
00:19:28You keep your contract
00:19:29My team wins
00:19:31Your contract is terminated
00:19:32Then you go back to doing
00:19:34Birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37Deal
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor
00:19:42With whoever you put him up against
00:19:43Great
00:19:44The competition will be tonight
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come out for another week
00:19:49Not my problem
00:19:50Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen
00:20:00Are you ready for the epic
00:20:02No-holds-barred battle
00:20:04To see who will get this theater
00:20:06And who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry
00:20:12We have an ace at first leave
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:16You gotta be kidding
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us
00:20:25All right?
00:20:25Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28He's got world-class real magicians
00:20:31Yeah, no problem
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us
00:20:35And now, the challengers
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation
00:20:40Matt Van Buren
00:20:54Oh no
00:20:57Oh god, no
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars
00:21:08He's one of the best in the world
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on
00:21:18Now, for the first act
00:21:21Or should I say miracle
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water
00:21:27The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges
00:21:33Can't figure out
00:21:35The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37Wins
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year
00:21:41This plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43He's way beyond Xavier's league
00:21:47We're gonna lose
00:21:54Maybe not
00:21:56Showtime
00:22:02Xavier
00:22:06Xavier
00:22:07Not you
00:22:08What?
00:22:24He's not even a magician
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up deaf shit
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:29Yeah
00:22:30Look, girl
00:22:30I know you have a little crush on a little prop boy
00:22:32But leave this to the real magicians
00:22:34Samuel
00:22:34You can't seriously be considering this
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:54But I need a Hail Mary right now
00:22:57Daniel
00:23:05Oh my god
00:23:07Your prop boy
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:23:12Don't worry, kid
00:23:13This will be over real quick
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong
00:23:17It's a shame though
00:23:19Because Matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad
00:23:23You'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world
00:23:28They say he might even get a six-star soon
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:37So he's already looking for excuses
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack
00:23:45He's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:47It's a two out of three competition
00:23:50We need to judge their strength
00:23:52Oh, I get it
00:23:54I get it
00:23:55You see Samuel sending Daniel out to get slaughtered
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day
00:23:59Worth that
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06And you are
00:24:08Daniel
00:24:09Just Daniel
00:24:11Nice coveralls
00:24:12Daniel
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones
00:24:16Enjoy your moment just Daniel
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:24It's like he's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26It's sad
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:28No
00:24:30You're sure about this
00:24:32Trust me
00:24:37Don't feel too bad
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous
00:24:49Maybe you should be
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:25:00He's frozen with fear
00:25:02Come on, Daniel
00:25:04Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely
00:25:09Oh my god
00:25:11What a shitshow
00:25:12He's not even prepping you
00:25:14Hey, newbie
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:19I'm good
00:25:21No
00:25:23I'm good
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28And you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren
00:25:53Pay attention
00:25:55This is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:13He's finished!
00:26:14I'm going to wait as he started to show
00:26:17That was seamless
00:26:19Unbelievable
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38I'm stumped
00:26:39Well done, you're three for three
00:26:41You have stumped our judges
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say prop boy
00:26:57I mean your trick wasn't bad
00:27:00I just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08Sure you do
00:27:09Please, enlighten us
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick
00:27:15All in good time
00:27:16Idiot, everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18Pathetic
00:27:19Daniel, you're up
00:27:30What's he doing? He's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33Hey there, looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44I think he can do it
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:08Here, why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy
00:28:18You need to end this now
00:28:21You're
00:28:25You're right
00:28:28I swore off my old life
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now but first, I'm gonna need some help
00:28:59Bri, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me
00:29:10This is just sad
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29You can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:38But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:51Don't blink
00:29:53You'll miss it
00:30:07That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington
00:30:15I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking
00:30:21No
00:30:22I think there's something else going on
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30I knew it! This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36Which would be coming right about now
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He takes a cake knife?
00:30:54He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:13Unbelievable
00:31:14Amazing
00:31:20Whoa!
00:31:24That was fast
00:31:25There you go
00:31:27My judges
00:31:28You're so young man
00:31:30Incredible
00:31:34Cake
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38Really good
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44the master of magic
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:07Not a clue
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie
00:32:17We turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21Daniel
00:32:21Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25Tell us
00:32:26Yeah
00:32:27Tell us
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron fill nets
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:41Giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:43That's
00:32:45That's
00:32:47Correct
00:32:50Amazing
00:32:50And Matthew
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I
00:33:01I don't know
00:33:02I don't know
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round
00:33:10No
00:33:11No
00:33:11You did it, Walt
00:33:14Look at your health
00:33:18I need a knife
00:33:21Let's give him cake
00:33:23Well done, young man
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:35No, no, he didn't transform anything
00:33:37He didn't even teleport
00:33:40He must have cheated
00:33:40There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44Exactly
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53How was I supposed to know who was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:02It doesn't matter
00:34:02Get out of my face
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:22Kate Barlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:31Thank you for joining us
00:34:33That's... that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician
00:34:40All right
00:34:42Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty
00:34:49You had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52But now watch an Axel Pro
00:34:54A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:58Or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard earned skills
00:35:05Now
00:35:07Yeah
00:35:08Get him Sophie
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13Oh
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive
00:35:17But it doesn't scare me
00:35:19Oh you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26Because she was the protege of the master of magic
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows
00:35:35Funny
00:35:36I don't remember training her
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him
00:35:45That's why he disappeared
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59So what? I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02Shut up
00:36:04Miss Barlow
00:36:06It is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber
00:36:12I wish I could say the same
00:36:13But honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24And publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic
00:36:41Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds
00:36:59There's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets
00:37:16Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music
00:37:39One, two, three, standard
00:37:43Oh my gosh, her pace
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48She about to break the record?
00:37:49They're about to break the record
00:37:52This is unreal
00:37:54This is history
00:37:57That is 18 changes
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:10The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23But no, she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that
00:38:44We should just give up
00:38:45Come on, Sophie, there has to be some chance
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52No one can do that
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58Can you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:10Come on, one of you at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract, I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie? Eugene? Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29Well, well, looks like I won
00:39:33Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really? You're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40Might as well
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43Sorry, Samuel, but you should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about
00:39:48magic
00:39:49It's over
00:39:49The theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel
00:40:02Hey, watch, where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot
00:40:12I'm gonna take it
00:40:13Daniel, stop
00:40:13You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16Marie
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are
00:40:26Wait
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34That's adorable
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him but Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:49Listen, this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54Hey, that's not true
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58That's enough
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05That's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts
00:41:16Now
00:41:27We're waiting
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them
00:41:37Hey honey
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him, he has it under control
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53Hey Brie, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01Seriously, get off the stage, you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro
00:42:08Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:21Time
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time
00:42:31Stand still
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43This is
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's trying now
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04I'll blink
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition
00:43:10What a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:20What?
00:43:21What?
00:43:22What?
00:43:22What?
00:43:22What?
00:43:23What?
00:43:24What?
00:43:25What?
00:43:26What?
00:43:26What the?
00:43:34How did he do that?
00:43:3977
00:43:4178
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55It's not possible
00:43:57It's impossible
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03But not for the master of magic
00:44:05Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used
00:44:14Showmanship
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic
00:44:36Oh God
00:44:38I just made an ax of myself
00:44:41In front of the real master of magic
00:44:45Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48To declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:56Woo!
00:44:57Woo!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:06Please, please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:11That I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19Get out of here
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:34You were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:52You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:56Here
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes
00:46:12Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15That was the deal
00:46:17Right, of course
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37That was so good
00:46:42Wow, everybody give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special
00:46:54Yeah, of course! I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic
00:46:59And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, no, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us
00:47:23Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong horse, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't
00:47:44First of all
00:47:45I don't like that
00:47:46You know
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, just go, just go, just go, we have to go here!
00:48:15So, you're really him?
00:48:19Master of magic
00:48:21I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:24If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic
00:48:50That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here
00:49:11That bracelet, could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey
00:49:29All this time and I didn't recognize you
00:49:32Daniel Angier
00:49:33And you're still the same
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running
00:49:42What mattered the most
00:49:44I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53And he was so proud of you
00:49:55The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04And your gifts
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08You're still the master of magic
00:50:11You just have to claim it
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel! Daniel! We want an interview!
00:50:23In here
00:50:33I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere
00:50:45Your friends
00:50:47Ah, well that sounds...
00:50:49Awful
00:50:49Huh, huh
00:50:51David
00:50:51Now time it's okay
00:50:56I won't
00:50:57Gonna be in here
00:51:03I'm now
00:51:04And the time to stop
00:51:06Girls were
00:51:06They just
00:51:06That's me
00:51:06They just
00:51:07Well they just
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:37Tell him.
00:51:38Are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years and I've already taken back my casino as well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it and I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and
00:52:53funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow because that's when the dozers
00:53:21start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel for ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53He wants millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:57Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15They're good.
00:55:16Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39They're just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:59Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I don't like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in nobody's hands.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that a key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Am I on your writing system?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54It's impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12No one is that good.
00:59:14He probably already hit him on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want to double-class the bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:27Hmm.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took cancer all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hit the monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Do you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:21God.
01:01:23Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Dimit.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And if that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the biggest distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too bad for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:56He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:03:00My patrolman's ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh, amazing!
01:03:28I want to see him fail on your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33All he can was he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:59Code 11, all security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginner's luck.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in with us!
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:04:58You are going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right. We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever. Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:33Just as I thought. Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah, me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief lost me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down. Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert. False entry detected. Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Nip, nip, nip.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute. We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time? Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so it's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five, four, three, two, three, two, three, two, one.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand, like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second. Hold on. I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be faster than me. I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her. This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open. The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about. You are nothing, and you are a nobody.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open. Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it? What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here. I can help.
01:07:53Quiet, idiot. I've almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot. And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him,
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours. Try not to screw up, but I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry. We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time. We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up. Tickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn. There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss BNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of your visa money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies, we can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads.
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools.
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hotster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56I'll tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Guess who the hell are you?
01:14:45Fuck.
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No, no, no, no!
01:14:52Hold on!
01:14:53Stop it!
01:14:54No, no!
01:14:54No, no!
01:14:54Let's out of here!
01:14:55Hold on!
01:15:07You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors
01:15:24in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:42Hi!
01:15:43Mommy! Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:46Yeah! Ice cream!
01:15:47Read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you nicely.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one.
01:16:11The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier!
01:16:20Alright, thank you.etz!
01:16:24Soundserned
01:16:26to pe HBO, it's a
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