Oops! I Married My Enemy HD

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00:00:06yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get

00:00:11it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how you

00:00:21feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal oh don't even mention

00:00:25it and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that nepo baby tell me how you

00:00:30really feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and others

00:00:34like Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby

00:00:42speak of the devil

00:00:58you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't

00:01:04really care about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to leave

00:01:14bye Tony that's your competition huh pretty sure I landed that massive deal with Denison just two

00:01:22weeks ago remember that I like to call that a lucky break well we'll see how

00:01:27lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and names me CEO my

00:01:33first order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this

00:01:38office knows that job is mine

00:01:48report to the board room for an important meeting

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00:02:19thank you

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00:02:20thank you thank you all I appreciate it very much thank you

00:02:23well I I know that you all are very busy so I will not take up a whole lot of

00:02:29your time

00:02:30today really I'm just here to make a small announcement

00:02:35I have decided that I am going to retire within the next three months.

00:02:43I know it's sad, I know.

00:02:46So the search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately.

00:02:55That position is mine.

00:03:00In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has finally

00:03:09gone through.

00:03:10It has happened, ladies and gentlemen.

00:03:12Thank you all so very much for your time and your hard work.

00:03:17You've all done an extraordinary job.

00:03:19So thank you. I appreciate it.

00:03:21And on that note, we'll let that go for today.

00:03:24You're all dismissed. Thank you very much.

00:03:25Except Gavin and Victoria.

00:03:28Can you come see me for a moment, please? Thank you.

00:03:32Yeah.

00:03:34So it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.

00:03:43And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal.

00:03:46So I feel like it's time for a little celebration.

00:03:52There you go.

00:03:57Uh, what is this?

00:04:00That is your celebration.

00:04:01An all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas.

00:04:05Yes.

00:04:11Yes.

00:04:20Yes.

00:04:49Hey, Gavin.

00:04:50Looks like your lesser competition has arrived.

00:04:52Well, I only said that to make her feel better.

00:04:56There's no competition when you're at the top.

00:04:59I got this for you.

00:05:02That's so kind.

00:05:03Isn't that nice?

00:05:04I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.

00:05:07Gavin, hello.

00:05:08Are you enjoying yourself?

00:05:09Yes, of course.

00:05:10I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?

00:05:15Can I offer you both a drink?

00:05:16That would be lovely.

00:05:36Oh, my God.

00:05:37I'm sorry.

00:05:38That was a mistake.

00:05:40Um, why are you just standing here?

00:05:42Why don't you go help her?

00:05:45Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I got to keep the boss happy.

00:05:48There's a promotion on the line.

00:05:51Yes.

00:05:54Oh.

00:05:55What the hell are you doing?

00:05:56You peeping on me like some weird peeping tong?

00:05:59No.

00:05:59Um, no.

00:06:01I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.

00:06:05Bullshit.

00:06:05You came here to save face, Gavin.

00:06:08Save face?

00:06:10Save face about what?

00:06:11You did that on purpose, Gavin.

00:06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.

00:06:18Okay.

00:06:19Listen.

00:06:20I swear.

00:06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?

00:06:22You did it to yourself, actually.

00:06:31Get the hell out.

00:06:33This is Vegas, but it's on a strip club.

00:06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.

00:06:41You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can choose any possibility that CEO

00:06:45position

00:06:45could buy.

00:06:47Give me this.

00:06:49Go.

00:06:56Peace offering?

00:07:00And then it helps.

00:07:03Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, alright?

00:07:06I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.

00:07:08I don't need you to cleanly spill another drink on me.

00:07:10Okay.

00:07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.

00:07:13Oh, yeah.

00:07:14Well, I guess what this is about is you sucking up to Cornelius because he just gave you the riot

00:07:18act for what you just did, isn't it?

00:07:20Um, no.

00:07:23Yeah, okay.

00:07:24Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.

00:07:26Okay, wait, hold on a second.

00:07:27Listen.

00:07:28I'm sorry, okay?

00:07:29I didn't mean to...

00:07:33Excuse me.

00:07:39Oh, hello?

00:07:45I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the

00:07:49hold.

00:07:52Please give me more time.

00:08:00Trouble in paradise.

00:08:02Mind your business, Gavin.

00:08:05Listen, if you need financial help, I can...

00:08:07You're the last person that I'd go to.

00:08:10This is all just a game to you.

00:08:13What is?

00:08:14This job.

00:08:17You don't need it.

00:08:19You don't need money, Gavin.

00:08:22You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.

00:08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.

00:08:29Okay, you know what?

00:08:29You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental and realize you're

00:08:34not the only person on this planet that's something going wrong with them.

00:08:38Enough!

00:08:39What is going on here?

00:08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?

00:08:42I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.

00:08:47Cool it!

00:08:47Sorry, Ms. Hartley.

00:08:48Sorry, Ms. Hartley.

00:08:50Not another word.

00:08:56Way to go.

00:08:57You started that.

00:09:01Okay, all right.

00:09:02All right.

00:09:03All right.

00:09:04Thank you all very much.

00:09:05Welcome, welcome.

00:09:06This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.

00:09:09At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.

00:09:16You know, and you might want to call me old fashioned.

00:09:19I don't know.

00:09:19But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.

00:09:27It's so important.

00:09:28It means more than all the money in the world to me.

00:09:32So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.

00:09:39Cheers.

00:09:45Hey.

00:09:46You know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.

00:09:53In your dreams.

00:09:55Oh, ouch.

00:09:56Okay, you know what?

00:09:56I'm going to need a shot.

00:09:58Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?

00:10:03As long as you're paying.

00:10:04Sure.

00:10:13Yeah, right.

00:10:15Can I do another one, please?

00:10:16Thanks.

00:10:17Here.

00:10:18Okay.

00:10:19All right.

00:10:19Chill.

00:10:19Cool.

00:10:25Hey, are you going to throw up?

00:10:26Hell no.

00:10:27You're going to throw up first.

00:10:39Can you please turn it off?

00:10:44Okay.

00:10:46Okay.

00:10:49Okay.

00:10:51Okay.

00:10:53Okay.

00:11:00Where am I?

00:11:01This isn't my bed.

00:11:02Yeah, this isn't mine either.

00:11:04Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:11:06Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:11:08No.

00:11:10No.

00:11:11Yeah, what the fuck?

00:11:11Give me the legget.

00:11:12Stop!

00:11:13Give me!

00:11:13We're so getting fired.

00:11:15Let go!

00:11:18Give me the legget.

00:11:19Stop!

00:11:20Let go!

00:11:21Grab the shirt!

00:11:25What the hell happened?

00:11:27Well, I don't know.

00:11:29Did...

00:11:30Did you?

00:11:31Did we?

00:11:33No.

00:11:33Gross.

00:11:34Absolutely not.

00:11:34Okay, Vicky.

00:11:35It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.

00:11:39Look, only...

00:11:40No!

00:11:40Hey!

00:11:46It's Cornelius.

00:11:47What does he want?

00:11:49Who the hell should I know?

00:11:50Well...

00:11:51You gonna answer?

00:11:53You gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?

00:11:58Hello?

00:11:59Good morning, Victoria.

00:12:02We would like to see you right now in the lobby.

00:12:07And bring Gavin with you.

00:12:16I would say that it has something to do with...

00:12:20This.

00:12:24Oh.

00:12:25My.

00:12:26God.

00:12:31Okay.

00:12:34Oh, my God.

00:12:35This is a disaster.

00:12:37Great.

00:12:37I was just gonna think I'm sleeping by the way up to the top.

00:12:39Finally.

00:12:40Do you see?

00:12:40I'm at the top.

00:12:41Okay.

00:12:41Let me tell you something, alright?

00:12:42If, uh...

00:12:44If I had known that all I was gonna take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo, I probably

00:12:48would've slept with you a long fucking time ago.

00:12:50How did this even happen?

00:12:51What were we thinking?

00:12:52Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but...

00:12:56Whatever.

00:12:57Okay.

00:12:57So, what are we gonna do about Cornelius?

00:13:01We don't even know if he knows.

00:13:02Right?

00:13:03So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?

00:13:05No, we can't fucking downplay it.

00:13:06You've heard him, okay?

00:13:07All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?

00:13:10If we don't do that, he's gonna think we're mucking the fucking company.

00:13:13We can't have that.

00:13:14I hate that you're right.

00:13:15Fuck.

00:13:16You know what?

00:13:17Screw you, Gavin.

00:13:18Screw me?

00:13:19Oh, you mean again.

00:13:20Because he already did that last night.

00:13:43Victoria!

00:13:43We need to talk!

00:13:45Hi.

00:13:47This is my room!

00:13:48What are you talking about?

00:13:49This is my room!

00:13:50Look at that!

00:13:50That could be Cornelius!

00:13:54Oh!

00:13:56Oh!

00:13:57Morning, boss!

00:14:00You, um...

00:14:01You need to see me, Cornelius?

00:14:02Gavin is here.

00:14:04What a shocker.

00:14:08Uh, so...

00:14:10Anyway...

00:14:11What is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?

00:14:18Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.

00:14:20Yeah, it's not what it looks like.

00:14:21No.

00:14:21Okay, enough!

00:14:23I am not happy.

00:14:25You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.

00:14:33This is not a good look.

00:14:35Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.

00:14:42Look, let me explain it.

00:14:43Shut up!

00:14:44Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.

00:14:49And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas.

00:14:52But you cannot run a company on rivalry.

00:14:55You run a company on teamwork.

00:14:59So...

00:15:00I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.

00:15:11You want us to stay married?

00:15:15It's less of a want and more of a demand.

00:15:20Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.

00:15:22I'm serious as a heart attack.

00:15:24You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues but as husband and

00:15:32wife.

00:15:33Well, no, no, no, no, that's not fair.

00:15:35I'm...

00:15:35I'm not wife material.

00:15:37Yeah, she's not wife material.

00:15:38You know what?

00:15:39I'm not even husband of material.

00:15:40I don't really even like her.

00:15:42Well, you better become the right material real quick or you can kiss that CEO position.

00:15:47Au revoir.

00:15:49Wait a minute.

00:15:49Are you blackmailing us with our careers?

00:15:53I'm hurt.

00:15:53Oh, Victoria, I'm hurt.

00:15:56Blackmail is such an ugly word.

00:16:00Think of it more as a really big important project that you have to do.

00:16:04And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.

00:16:10So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.

00:16:25Let's go.

00:16:35Ah.

00:16:37All right.

00:16:39Excuse me.

00:16:42Sir.

00:16:43Sir.

00:16:44Sir, please put your bag away.

00:16:57I am not gonna be stuck on this flight with you wifey what's wrong you know couples typically

00:17:04fly together well good thing we're not a real couple well it's not what Cornelius is saying

00:17:09Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married well you know what

00:17:13you should probably call him and tell him that and it'll be smooth sailing for me as C E O

00:17:20you wish is that really necessary yeah can I help you hi um I'd like to request to move my

00:17:34seat I

00:17:35can't sit next to this man she's exaggerating I'm sorry but this flight is completely full

00:17:41and I'm unable to talk about your request well it looks like you're gonna be stuck with me for

00:17:47the duration of the flight and um while you're at it you should probably try to learn something from

00:17:53me because then maybe you'll make it to the top shut up you know I may have to sit next

00:17:59to you

00:17:59but I don't have to talk to you

00:18:04bruh

00:18:26bruh

00:18:27Hey Vic

00:18:30yes

00:18:32have you ever thought about joining the mile-high club

00:18:42don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in

00:18:49Don't give in.

00:19:01Miss?

00:19:02Miss?

00:19:03Miss?

00:19:03Excuse me.

00:19:05We're about to reach our destination.

00:19:07I'll need you to prepare for landing.

00:19:13What the hell?

00:19:18What's happening?

00:19:19Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?

00:19:23Are you serious?

00:19:23I'm not an animal.

00:19:26Why the hell would I do that?

00:19:28Then why is your hand on my thigh?

00:19:37Now how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping too?

00:19:40I'm warning you, Gavin.

00:19:41Oh yeah?

00:19:42Keep your hands to yourself.

00:19:44Oh my god.

00:19:46Well, you know what?

00:19:47I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.

00:19:53You remember that?

00:19:54Just admit it.

00:19:55You've always had the hearts for me.

00:19:58They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.

00:20:01Let me tell you something.

00:20:02It takes two to tango.

00:20:04And from where I'm standing, it looks like you can draw it all over my fucking clothes.

00:20:13And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk.

00:20:16So every single moment is going to count.

00:20:25What are you doing?

00:20:28Like I said, every single moment counts.

00:20:32So we should probably make it worth our time.

00:20:37By doing what?

00:20:40Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.

00:20:59And a couple weeks ago.

00:21:13We should have started.

00:21:20sorry to interrupt victoria you have a client waiting um but i can tell them that you're

00:21:25occupied if you need more time no no it's fine i'll be with them when i'll be i'll be with

00:21:31them

00:21:31in a minute what the fuck was that it was a kiss oh come on you don't have to tell

00:21:39me that

00:21:39no it was unprofessional i can lose my job if anyone sees that you don't think that i need

00:21:45this job too not like i do all right you don't have to worry about money gavin so i still

00:21:50have

00:21:50that luxury okay well you know what i need this job just as much as you need it and besides

00:21:55cornelius wants us to stay together so uh public pda is probably going to score us points if you

00:22:02didn't know you're not gonna score any points with me oh yeah okay and try that again i'm gonna see

00:22:07you for sexual harassment yeah i'm gonna do it

00:22:18so you actually kissed me back so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment it's probably gonna be

00:22:25a little tricky don't you think

00:22:30fine whatever i'm just gonna have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until

00:22:35cornelius names and the ceo great yeah that's a good idea well you know what

00:22:40stay out of my fucking way i have a client anyway good luck

00:22:51please

00:22:54after you she is annoying

00:23:02hello

00:23:03did you get named ceo yet

00:23:06no

00:23:07you know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it

00:23:10yeah i'm aware thank you i'm going to get it no matter what it's going to cost got it

00:23:22time you went out you might have to support them in a wilderness when you're족os Żkins

00:23:25like you don't you know what is coming out or what it's going to be

00:23:28you know it's not common anything you think you'll find your house

00:23:30you know what word is that judge Wallace doesn't want to be a real

00:23:37budget and i love her everything

00:23:37i'm sure it's gonna be pretty good

00:23:37it should make sense you don't know how she feels a bit

00:23:39not how he thinks you don't know but sex can she skills

00:23:41he's talking abouteken succession

00:23:41how to fuse

00:23:42happy

00:23:43a pain

00:23:44how to make

00:24:03Something wrong?

00:24:04I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.

00:24:13Perhaps I could help.

00:24:35Hi, Mr. Hartley.

00:24:37Hi, Victoria.

00:24:40Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?

00:24:44There was a meeting?

00:24:50Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.

00:24:53Oh, yeah?

00:24:53Then why did you respond to the meeting request?

00:25:01Gavin.

00:25:02Yeah, good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.

00:25:06Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.

00:25:11Goodbye!

00:25:17Victoria!

00:25:19Thanks for, uh, the new client.

00:25:22She was a breeze to schmooze.

00:25:28You asshole.

00:25:30This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.

00:25:32You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.

00:25:37We got another meeting.

00:25:38See you.

00:25:39You know what?

00:25:41Swim jackets.

00:25:50Are you fucking kidding me?

00:25:52That's coffee.

00:25:53I'm so clumsy.

00:25:54I'm sorry.

00:25:57Yeah, this is a real childish antic.

00:25:59You're really going to get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.

00:26:02You're one to talk.

00:26:04Good luck with your next meeting.

00:26:09Oof.

00:26:10It's his problem.

00:26:12He'll be fine.

00:26:13He had a little accident.

00:26:16Anyway, what can I do for you?

00:26:18Nothing, really.

00:26:19Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.

00:26:21Say hi.

00:26:23Oh, well, hi.

00:26:24How are you doing?

00:26:26Better now.

00:26:27You always brighten up the office, so.

00:26:31Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?

00:26:35Uh, yeah.

00:26:37Um, I didn't think I had a choice.

00:26:40Would you maybe want to go with me?

00:26:44Eh, nope.

00:26:46She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.

00:26:51Gavin.

00:26:53Oh, me.

00:26:56Oh, uh, sorry.

00:26:58I, I, I didn't know, um, this is, uh, new.

00:27:03I guess that makes sense, you know, why I saw you two kissing each other the other day.

00:27:09No, no, no.

00:27:09Um, just, yeah, forget it.

00:27:11Tony, we're not actually married.

00:27:14He just has a really big crush on me.

00:27:17He practically pees himself every time he sees me.

00:27:19Oh, that's okay.

00:27:20You don't have to deny it.

00:27:23I mean, we all know it's true, right?

00:27:27You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my, my wife.

00:27:39To dinner tonight.

00:27:41Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later then.

00:27:49Bye, Tony.

00:27:51Seriously?

00:27:52What?

00:27:53Don't ever do that again.

00:27:55Come on.

00:27:57You liked it.

00:27:58No, no, I didn't.

00:27:59Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.

00:28:01It's good.

00:28:04Because you are.

00:28:07Wifey.

00:28:16Get the fuck away from me.

00:28:18Hmm.

00:28:23Ah!

00:28:28I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?

00:28:30Lactose intolerance is no joke.

00:28:31Yeah.

00:28:32Oh, and, uh, bring them upstairs for me.

00:28:34Got it.

00:28:35Almond milk, as always.

00:28:43Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.

00:28:45Oh, thanks.

00:28:47Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.

00:28:48You sure?

00:28:49Of course.

00:28:50I need to talk to him about something anyway.

00:28:54You're such a lifesaver.

00:28:55I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley,

00:28:57and I could use every minute of it.

00:28:59Not a problem at all.

00:29:02I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?

00:29:04Sure.

00:29:05Something like that.

00:29:19Prepare to shit yourself.

00:29:27If you look at our, uh, four-quarter, uh, four-quarter?

00:29:30Should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay?

00:29:32If you look at our four-quarter, uh, development, uh, strategies, right,

00:29:36we'll be able to minimize, um,

00:29:39um, okay, normal, be normal.

00:29:42Lent.

00:29:46Be sovereign.

00:29:48You know, for yesterday.

00:29:50Thanks.

00:29:51You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.

00:30:03As you can see with our four-month development plan,

00:30:06our focus is to minimize the prep time

00:30:09and optimize the department workflow

00:30:12to ensure that there is an entire...

00:30:24I need you to excuse me for one second.

00:30:38I'm so sorry about this.

00:30:41Um, if I may,

00:30:44I'd like to continue the presentation myself.

00:30:46Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.

00:30:51All right, as he was saying,

00:30:54to ensure quality product,

00:30:56we have a unique form of communication

00:30:58that ensures transparency between client and production.

00:31:02And with all that being said,

00:31:04we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,

00:31:07we also have a 95% success rate.

00:31:11Impressive.

00:31:12Well, you clearly know your stuff.

00:31:14We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.

00:31:19Well, here at Hartley Industries,

00:31:21we are passionate about delivering

00:31:22successful results to our clients.

00:31:25Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.

00:31:28Hmm.

00:31:29Where do I sign?

00:31:30Ah!

00:31:31I can have a contract written up today

00:31:33and sent to your office immediately.

00:31:35Great!

00:31:36Oh, and Victoria,

00:31:37can you prepare a follow-up presentation

00:31:39for my team by the end of the week?

00:31:42Absolutely.

00:31:43Um, consider it done.

00:31:46That is the Victoria I remember.

00:31:48Great job.

00:31:51Ooh!

00:31:54Yeah?

00:31:55Hey!

00:31:56What the fuck did you do to my drag, huh?

00:31:59Me?

00:32:00Who else?

00:32:01I don't know what you're talking about.

00:32:02Oh.

00:32:03Um, the meeting went great, but...

00:32:06Looks like you're not the only one

00:32:08who knows how to salvage a disaster.

00:32:10Well, you did this on purpose,

00:32:12and you're gonna fucking pay for it.

00:32:19Team on.

00:32:20Oh, oh.

00:32:23Oh.

00:32:37Hmm.

00:32:38Kevin's been way too quiet this week.

00:32:41I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.

00:32:44Hey!

00:32:46Can you do me a favor?

00:32:49Can you look over the conference room

00:32:51while I take a second?

00:32:52And don't let anyone in.

00:32:54Anyone.

00:32:56Got it.

00:32:57Time for me to scratch your back.

00:32:59I owe you one anyway.

00:33:12Hey!

00:33:14Hey!

00:33:15You've been working awfully hard.

00:33:17Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.

00:33:21There you go.

00:33:21Uh, Victoria told me not to let anyone in.

00:33:24Who said anything about letting me in?

00:33:26Hmm?

00:33:27I mean, what, no.

00:33:28I just come here and...

00:33:29I don't know.

00:33:30See my favorite and beautiful secretary.

00:33:36Kevin.

00:33:38But, uh...

00:33:38I actually really need to get into this room.

00:33:42Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?

00:33:45Bernie, please!

00:33:46I left a...

00:33:46I left a folder in there that I need.

00:33:49Fine.

00:33:50Just be quick and do not tell Victoria.

00:33:53You're not okay.

00:33:54Hey.

00:33:55My lips are sealed.

00:34:08Oh!

00:34:19See you later.

00:34:37All right.

00:34:38Welcome, everyone.

00:34:40Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology

00:34:45through solutions for everyday living.

00:34:47And we will do this by...

00:34:54What is this?

00:34:55Is this the logo of our competition?

00:34:57Um...

00:34:58Are you using sensitive data between different clients?

00:35:01You're sharing confidential information with our competition?

00:35:05No, no.

00:35:06I would never do that.

00:35:07That's exactly what this looks like.

00:35:09I can't believe this is happening.

00:35:11Um...

00:35:11We trusted you.

00:35:12You hear from our lawyers!

00:35:15No.

00:35:15No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:16I'm so sorry.

00:35:17No.

00:35:23Gavin, you did this.

00:35:24I didn't do anything.

00:35:25That's enough!

00:35:28You two are fired.

00:35:31Whoa!

00:35:32What?

00:35:35F...

00:35:38Fired?

00:35:39I...

00:35:40Mr. Hartley!

00:35:40Look.

00:35:42Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.

00:35:48Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all

00:35:53of these reckless shenanigans!

00:35:56You know, Mr. Hartley, please.

00:35:58Um, I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.

00:36:03Okay, you know what?

00:36:03You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?

00:36:05You know, you two keep saying that you're going to get better, but I'm not seeing it!

00:36:10I'm not running a circus here.

00:36:12So you two clowns better get your shit together, or else you will really be gone, really be

00:36:19gone this time, for real!

00:36:23Stinky...

00:36:31Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.

00:36:37I...

00:36:38I understand.

00:36:41I'll get you the money.

00:36:42I promise I have a promotion coming soon.

00:36:48I'm sorry, were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?

00:36:52That promotion didn't happen in, sweetheart.

00:36:55You're going to be lucky if you can even keep your job.

00:37:03What's wrong?

00:37:06There you two bozos are, I've been looking for you.

00:37:09For us?

00:37:10Oh.

00:37:11Yes.

00:37:12I have decided to give you another shot.

00:37:15God help me.

00:37:17So we're not fired?

00:37:19Not if you can secure this client, you're not.

00:37:22He is giving us another shot?

00:37:24Don't ask me why, but there is a caveat.

00:37:28Okay, what is it?

00:37:29Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.

00:37:33But he's going on vacation with his lovely wife.

00:37:38So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.

00:37:45And don't say anything to me!

00:37:46I do not want to hear it!

00:37:47I don't care!

00:37:49All right, I can't even see you until we larg him down.

00:37:51Bye!

00:37:54Bye!

00:37:56Bye!

00:37:58Bye!

00:37:59Bye!

00:38:28You know, this is still your fault.

00:38:29Okay, well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped the drinks, which

00:38:35is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused. Look at this, ready?

00:38:46Welcome, you two. So glad you decided to come, especially so soon after your wedding. Come on, I'll show you

00:38:54to your rooms.

00:38:56Thank you. Please, after you, sweetheart.

00:38:59Thanks, honey.

00:39:12And here's where you'll spend your nights. Feel free to freshen up and settle in. We should have dinner in

00:39:20a few hours.

00:39:22We're staying in this room together?

00:39:24Yes. Well, you're married, right?

00:39:29Right.

00:39:31Humble.

00:39:32Yeah, trust me. I don't want to be around you or your snoring.

00:39:37Either.

00:39:39Please.

00:39:49I'm going to look to the spa.

00:39:50You need it.

00:39:52Fun.

00:39:56I need it.

00:40:01I need it.

00:40:14I need it.

00:40:25um you know i knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually

00:40:31can you just help me zip up please sure

00:41:01oh well i see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled

00:41:09when you're ready i'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company right of course

00:41:21you know i think we should probably go present our pitch yeah right good idea uh dress

00:41:37well you two better be careful because norm here is amazing

00:41:42eight-time family world champion thank you

00:41:47because i would never okay i'm up yes all right

00:41:55down to the wine city it's getting hot

00:42:01they can't they can't do it no no i don't think so

00:42:07picasso over here

00:42:26well i certainly didn't see that coming come

00:42:30honey let's leave the lovebirds alone

00:42:40uh where'd they go

00:42:43i think we just gave them a show well that's what winners do

00:42:53you got something

00:42:55you know i might not be a genius

00:43:06yes but i do know that sheets belong on the bed

00:43:11am i'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep oh you're joking right doesn't look like i'm joking

00:43:17oh maybe not because then you would be crazy because i'm not sleeping on the floor

00:43:24with the sheets that you put on the floor because you know what we're both adults we're both married

00:43:29and we are both going to sleep in the bed fine but if you snore i'm kicking you out of

00:43:36the bed yeah

00:43:36well you know what the same thing goes for you sweetheart don't snore

00:43:45oh what are you doing i'm getting comfortable

00:43:48ah you can't be serious um go ahead and put your pjs back on pajamas no i always sleep naked

00:44:04yeah not

00:44:04tonight oh i'm sorry not tonight what are you gonna do you gonna come over here

00:44:10put the clothes on for me all right well i'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked so i'll

00:44:16just

00:44:16take the floor okay fine fine fine fine fine i'll put boxers out all right they're gonna make you happy

00:44:31sweetheart sweetheart start

00:44:38you're gonna get the sheets

00:44:43just lay down

00:44:48yeah i was thinking that was my idea okay let's call it a shut up

00:45:01oh

00:45:07oh

00:45:08oh

00:45:48Hey, nerds. Come here.

00:45:51Well, congratulations.

00:45:54The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend.

00:45:59So we have secured the deal.

00:46:01Yes.

00:46:03That's great, Mr. Hartley.

00:46:05So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.

00:46:11One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.

00:46:17Uh, wait.

00:46:19I already have a place to live, so...

00:46:21Yeah, so do I.

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:24Well, now you have two.

00:46:26And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.

00:46:32Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.

00:46:36So do not mess it up.

00:46:57Oh, okay.

00:47:00Okay.

00:47:05I got the door for you.

00:47:07That's okay.

00:47:07I got it.

00:47:08Oh, it's okay.

00:47:09It's okay.

00:47:10Ooh.

00:47:11My lady.

00:47:12Hmm.

00:47:18Hmm.

00:47:29You can take the couch.

00:47:30Oh, come on.

00:47:30Really?

00:47:31It'll do your sprata some good to live like the common folk for once.

00:47:35Oh, you see?

00:47:35I just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if you were to sleep in bed

00:47:40with me.

00:47:41Hmm.

00:47:42I don't think that'll be a problem, Kevin.

00:47:46I do.

00:48:15I don't think that'll be a problem.

00:48:17I don't think that'll be a problem, Kevin.

00:48:25So you can cook?

00:48:28A little bit.

00:48:30My grandfather taught me.

00:48:32He was all about, uh, family dinners.

00:48:36Hmm.

00:48:39Okay.

00:48:40Maybe I could help.

00:48:49Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?

00:48:54Maybe.

00:48:57Hmm.

00:48:57Is this a date?

00:49:00I don't think you can date your wife.

00:49:03Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.

00:49:07Yeah, it might.

00:49:10Let me see a trick.

00:49:11Yeah.

00:49:17Pretty impressive.

00:49:18Oh, yeah.

00:49:19A little something.

00:49:28Let me take it for you.

00:49:37What are you doing?

00:49:37So, Norm imported a special brand of ice cream, and I want you to try.

00:49:44I, I, okay.

00:49:52That's amazing.

00:49:53Good.

00:49:53I 크.

00:49:56Have a ton.

00:50:02And.

00:50:06Oh.

00:50:07Oh.

00:50:09Oh.

00:50:14Oh.

00:50:15Oh, I, okay.

00:50:20Oh.

00:50:21Oh, it's bad.

00:50:22Oh, yeah.

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