00:00Because tearing a hundred dollar bill in half is exactly what a completely stable,
00:05well-adjusted adult does on a Tuesday afternoon. Now, observe as I deploy the absolute pinnacle
00:10of modern engineering. The elementary school purple blue stick. Truly the duct tape of the
00:16paper world. Next, we forge these halves together in the fires of a household iron. Yes, steam your
00:23money. Behold, good as new. Absolutely no cashier will ever notice this massive crusty seam.
00:30Oh, shocker. Who could have possibly foreseen this tragedy?
00:34Quick, panic. Apply more purple. Don't look at me.
00:41Holy moly. Let's try it out. Time to make some sinus soup. In goes the fancy salt,
00:49a little hot water, and some cold water to avoid boiling my brain. Give it a good shake.
00:55Pink tip. Very stylish. Up the nose it goes. Oh, beautiful. So incredibly glamorous.
01:02Let's go for round two. Just casually waterboarding myself on camera.
01:07Tastes exactly like the ocean. Totally meant to do that.
01:12Flawless execution. Holy macaroni. Let's try it. Time for arts and crafts.
01:19I am basically an engineer now. Fold here. Fold there. So difficult. Wow. Such skill. My genius is
01:27truly frightening. Look at that intense focus. I am a lethal weapon. Calculated miss. Just warming up
01:36the cannon. Boom. Take that aluminum. Pure athleticism right there. Totally safe for kids. Not a hidden
01:42weapon at all. Holy macaroni. Let's try it. Cracking eggs the normal way is for peasants. Gotta use a
01:47weird orange squishy thing. Now for the ultimate hack, crack it right onto a spatula. Because making
01:52breakfast should definitely be a struggle. Just watch that egg white drip. So innovative. Whoops.
01:59There goes the yolk. Totally part of the master plan. Let's flip this bad boy. Flawless execution.
02:05Gourmet chef status achieved. Let's check the inside. Look at that run. I know you're impressed.
02:12Gordon Ramsay is shaking right now. Right. Holy moly macaroni. Let's try it. Look at this
02:21peak engineering. I'm basically MacGyver now. Very safe knife skills. Totally won't lose a finger.
02:28Time to break into my own room. So stealthy. Master thief at work.
02:34And we are in. Oh perfect. Just a creepy half naked mannequin. 10 out of 10.
02:44Holy moly. Let's try it. Real tool versus internet genius. Safety first. Because this looks so safe.
02:51Some dirt. Some water. Let's use the actual tool. Wow. Look at that. Like butter. Who knew a real
02:59mixer actually mixes. Mind blown. Now for the masterpiece. Oh yeah. Perfect. I love eating
03:07concrete dust. Working exactly as planned. Just a complete disaster. What an absolute shocker.
03:14Look at this beauty. Flawless design. Throw away your tools guys. Just build trash instead. Way better.
03:20We are not playing.
03:20We are looking for our first.
03:20We are in our 30s.
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