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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:15We gonna be my girl.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56I'm very sure, Bootevila.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on now.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chucker's sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:14Careful, don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:22Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:47No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't fly to yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is he, then.
05:03This is me.
05:05This is me.
05:05Oh, I don't know.
05:06I don't know.
05:07I don't know.
05:20Okay.
05:22Uh...
05:22For your oral presentation, you're going to have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and
05:27how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34no nothing just a snap from a puck bunny that's not what you actually call women
05:39they call themselves that wait are people gonna think i'm a puck bunny
05:43no one is going to think you're a puck bunny okay let's just start with nietzsche
05:52um no actually i don't need your notes nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the
05:58individual god is dead or whatever kant on the other hand was trying to find what morality was
06:04itself what the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with
06:11if you know that already why do you need my help well i mean memorizing is easy right
06:15what i don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right
06:22it's not about being right oh my god
06:28okay
06:31this is garrett's tutor please leave him alone he'll fuck you later
06:39damn now i have to fuck her later oh only if you believe in obligations
06:46you want my head where just in between my uh
06:51wait is that even your head it doesn't matter i'm not doing august 19th
06:56okay uh oh june 28th is kind of hot you can do a backbend
07:03no you're doing the backbends
07:07i don't know about this
07:09okay um yeah i'll just find a better one
07:13no i i mean any of this calendar the sex positions
07:20do you not like what we've been doing
07:22no i just like thought it might be fun to try something different
07:28you know i just after two years i don't want us getting boring
07:33our sex is boring no no i didn't we're just a little predictable
07:39it's all i mean like we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up
07:44and get back
07:45together like i'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here
07:49i like our routine okay not a break apart but the rest of it is
07:55we see the same people because we're in college
07:57we eat at the same places because we're in college
08:00life's not gonna be like this forever al
08:02yeah so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor
08:05and make out in the back of an uber
08:07we're not those people
08:08no but we could be
08:10right
08:14don't you want more
08:22okay let me see august 19th again
08:27no no it's fine fine the usual stuff's fine
08:35i can put a pillow under your butt you said that felt good last time right
08:41yeah no yeah let's just do that
09:03okay what did we love about hannah's piece
09:08come on it's hannah's first time going for the pop showcase how do we help make it stronger
09:13we're classical comp majors we don't do pop
09:16i commend your intellectual flexibility
09:19truly
09:20anyone
09:22it's a nice melody
09:24there we go thank you
09:25aren't there supposed to be lyrics
09:26i haven't finished it yet
09:27hannah
09:28just uh
09:29try to listen
09:34okay
09:35i think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism honestly sounds a lot like hannah's film score work
09:43background music for someone else's story
09:45like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about
09:52just right hannah
09:56i am sure it went better than you think it did
09:58no it really didn't
10:01cutting it close mr graham
10:03sorry
10:03had to stop and grab coffee from my girl
10:13what's in this
10:13i think you meant to say
10:14thanks baby
10:15baby
10:16baby
10:16so
10:17for those of you who were remotely paying attention
10:20drink the damn coffee
10:21i'm lactose intolerant
10:23just pretend
10:24what pretend i'm not lactose intolerant
10:28hannah
10:30pretend you like me
10:36is he looking or he can't tell
10:41nope
10:41now technology
10:43always been the driving force to progress
10:46what about now
10:47but
10:48what is the morality
10:50no
10:51technology
10:51designed solely to divert wealth
10:53okay well i can't take notes like this
10:56nobody said you had to
10:57push back against perceived progress
11:00if those disruptions
11:01whatever
11:12and that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:21he's looking now
11:26don't miss
11:27don't miss
11:28i ain't gonna miss
11:29don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss
11:32oh
11:33fuck you
11:34told you not to miss
11:36come on
11:37it wasn't that bad
11:38it was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:42and then fell down the stairs loudly
11:50hear me hear me
11:51we have a proclamation
11:53stand by for the proclamation
11:55the annual maxwell de laurentis birthday festivities will take place this year
12:00at the maxwell summer home in cape cod
12:02woohoo
12:03thank you
12:04as it is our 22nd year gracing the earth
12:07the theme shall be twofers
12:08so please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo
12:12after us of course
12:14party bus departs shortly after the team bus
12:16which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning
12:19so be there
12:21or be there there is no other option
12:23drum roll please
12:24yes
12:37that is all
12:38that is all
12:39thank you
12:41that was a lot
12:43that's dean and beau for you
12:44they do the same kind of thing every year
12:49wait
12:51justin is in beau's fret
12:59i got it
13:01gonna need more words
13:03i'll give you two
13:05hard launch
13:13i would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and i'm obsessed with it
13:18and you
13:19none of the hockey people know
13:20hockey people
13:22jules can't know
13:23this has to seem real
13:28okay well you've convinced half the theater department
13:32we could be beetlejuice
13:34what
13:34no you need to show up as someone hot
13:36how dare you
13:37winona ryder is beautiful
13:38yeah but she's not hot
13:40don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee
13:42you mean fuck me boots
13:44we wear those when we don't feel like shaving
13:46well i'm just saying
13:47i mean you've got it
13:48so i'm flaunt it
13:50okay don't talk about my it
13:52not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze
13:55yeah but the women i'm with do
13:56okay enough
13:57listen hockey man
13:58let's just get one thing straight
13:59my best friend is right about literally everything
14:01always now until the end of time
14:03thank you
14:04but in this case
14:05you do gotta whip them thighs out
14:07jules
14:07sorry
14:08but if you want to get justin's attention
14:09we have to be boy hot
14:10not girl hot
14:11wait
14:11we
14:13oh yeah
14:13sean and i are coming
14:14i just decided
14:16a wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk
14:19you're already in the funk again
14:21you just got back together
14:22even soulmates have ruts
14:24or a series of ruts
14:26okay well it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway
14:29so
14:29yeah no you're coming to the game
14:32that wasn't part of the deal
14:33well if you're into me you're into hockey
14:35he's got a point
14:36well and besides you'll need to spend the night anyway right
14:38for fake sex reasons
14:40yeah fake sex
14:41so much fake sex
14:42ugh
14:43i want to be having fake sex
14:45you're having real sex
14:46whatever
14:47my point is fake is fun
14:48um
14:50okay what's my deadline for this costume
14:51uh puck bunny bus leaves at 4pm saturday
14:54you said i'm not a puck bunny
14:55you're not
14:57doesn't mean you can't act like one
15:03come on
15:05we dominated the frozen four last year
15:07and the year before that
15:08and the year before that
15:08do all the cocky sons of bitches out there
15:10think they can beat us
15:11i'd like to see you give 110 percent
15:14brackets out 110
15:15read each other's minds
15:17what are you doing tonight
15:18you want to
15:18give 100 percent
15:20and
15:20then um
15:22give
15:2210
15:23i'm sorry
15:24could you repeat the question
15:25how do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being briars new captain
15:28i don't think there's a need to change anything
15:30my teammates expect the best out of me
15:33and uh that's not a problem
15:34so i expect the best of myself
15:35do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions
15:39yeah i'm pretty particular
15:40you know i need my locker to be
16:09hey
16:11can i help you
16:13uh
16:13uh no i'm
16:14i'm here for garrett
16:15oh i don't usually let girlfriends watch
16:18uh definitely not a girlfriend
16:20um
16:20i'm his philosophy tutor
16:23well
16:24then you can stay
16:27not going easy on him are you
16:29no sir
16:30good
16:31do your best
16:32we need him out there
16:34i'm sorry
16:35can't you just
16:36speak to his professor
16:37or
16:38dean
16:39or whatever
16:39if it's so important
16:41that he play
16:41i mean
16:42he didn't want me to
16:43what why
16:47do you know who his dad is
16:49some hockey player
16:51one of the best defensemen
16:53in nhl history
16:55garrett's last name
16:56carries weight
16:58he knows the spotlights on him
17:00so he busts his ass
17:01to prove
17:02that he's earned his place
17:10hey
17:11thought we had a session
17:13weight room
17:18you better hurry
17:19garrett's tutor
17:39you know i don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes
17:42i'm sorry
17:44sitting down for that long must be so draining
17:46i will reschedule
17:47okay
17:48hold on hold on
17:49i can multitask
17:51i'll just be uh
17:52locking out while studying lock
17:55really
17:55you can
17:56i've got a lot to cover
17:58and i've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once
18:02well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys
18:04that was a joke
18:11jesus
18:11you know if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't freak out when i tease you
18:17we need to practice
18:18practice what teasing
18:20we'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products
18:23forget your oat milk
18:24this is serious
18:26you blush
18:28whenever i come near you
18:29get over yourself i don't blush
18:31oh yeah
18:50see
18:51nothing
18:53not bad
18:56but what about when we kiss
18:58you're very sure of yourself
19:00oh right
19:01your terms
19:03no kissing
19:10what's wrong graham
19:11thought you said we needed practice
19:28don't
19:29blush
19:52so this is tutoring
19:54what
19:56no i
19:58yes
20:01he was just trying to prove a point
20:03it kind of feels like i just did
20:08and now it's my turn
20:15i'm gonna kiss you
20:18okay
20:19okay
20:29am i blushing now
21:01it's here folks
21:01tonight
21:02fryer's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14first game
21:17yeah i know we can seem like a lot but we don't bite i swear
21:22oh thanks
21:27just stick by jewels
21:28i mean their play-by-play is a lifesaver my first time
21:32thanks
21:36hey here we go
21:37you got these boys
21:38come on now
21:38this is a tough game for the clovers folks
21:42hey hey
21:43right here
21:43right here
21:43let's just fucking go
21:46come on baby
21:47hey
21:48hey jeez
21:50hey here we go
21:50fryer has control of the puck
21:52logan logan
21:53there you go
21:53logan back to graham
21:54move it move it
21:54i'm open i'm open
21:55graham back to logan
21:56these two are passing it back and forth like chlamydia during a welcome week
22:00come on guys let someone else have a turn
22:01it's only fair
22:02come on baby
22:06denied
22:07damn so close
22:09chatham tries to get the puck the fuck out of town
22:11get him baby
22:12but graham's right there with the interception
22:14come on g pass it up
22:17good take it up take it up
22:19graham takes the loan in
22:22yes
22:23cool
22:25oh
22:27puff absolutely pounding the chatham clovers
22:31oh great
22:32oh great
22:34he's good
22:35yeah
22:36problem is
22:37he knows it
22:39fuck go talk
22:40fuck go talk
22:42fuck up
22:45fuck
22:51how did he baby
22:59hey let's go set him up
23:01oh
23:04whoo
23:05whoo
23:06whoo
23:06whoo
23:06whoo
23:07You're right here.
23:16You fucking dude.
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Damnony!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Damnony!
23:27Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:29Damnony!
23:31Damnony!
23:32Damnony!
23:33Damnony!
23:34Damnony!
23:35Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:39Damnony!
23:40Damnony!
23:40Come on!
23:41Moose!
23:42Maverick!
23:43Come on, come on, baby!
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:47Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you now.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:04Oh, yeah!
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good.
24:21Because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Uh, any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh, not yet.
24:27But he'll be here.
24:28Sigtail takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30No.
24:30Okay.
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:37I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So, what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots!
25:01Oh, shit!
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chadham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Sorry.
25:20It's, it's okay.
25:28Hockey shots!
25:32Hockey shots!
25:33Hockey shots!
25:36Hockey shots!
25:38Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:40Hockey shots!
25:40It's not happening!
25:43Woohoo!
25:45Yay!
25:46Hey!
25:47Hey!
25:48All right, all right.
25:49Keep it.
25:50Relax.
26:08Not a vampire.
26:10Hi.
26:11What?
26:13Garrett.
26:13We all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:40What?
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck?
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on.
27:09A house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:15Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.
27:29John?
27:30My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34But I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive looking human being and sparks flu,
27:39as they do when people, um, sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:10Huh.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:14I guess.
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Yeah.
28:20Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:28Huh.
28:36Here, uh...
28:37Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:44Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that I took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:15I don't know.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:36My single ass needs another drink.
29:39Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:43Real.
29:43Real.
29:45Mmm.
29:46That's getting over here.
29:47That's getting over here.
29:49The car's gettin' dry.
29:51And we're starin' at the sunlight.
29:53But you're thirsty over there.
29:55But you're thirsty over there.
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal.
30:01And you're closing in on me.
30:05Yeah, you're an animal, an animal.
30:09All I just can't be this way
30:13I can't see you straight, but my hands are tied
30:17I could be a type from your zombie bites
30:20I can't see you straight, but the feeling's high
30:24Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:41That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:05To my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party, speak and step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world
31:34Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:35You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:39I'm still in Morocco
31:41I'm still in Morocco, London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:46Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:48Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more
31:58Cause we neediders
32:01I'm gonna get to chill
32:02And then they'rerea
32:09I'm gonna get some stairs
32:17I'm gonna get some stairs
32:19And love my love
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:23I'm gonna get the飲 키
32:33Oh, my God, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:55Oh, yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we've got to go.
33:27Oh, but he's talking to someone.
33:32Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:40Trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:04Now, now, you can wash.
34:12Okay.
34:13You can wash.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:50No, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny.
35:00Seems like I just did.
35:00Oh, my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:36It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:39Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:05I don't know.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43It was a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:47Ice skating was the fun part.
36:52Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:02Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle.
37:19Whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream.
37:40And now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48It seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Well, fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:11They let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:24Oh my God.
38:24No, turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:29That's so embarrassing.
38:30And then on to the first chapter.
38:35Everyone's happy for shadowing and pending disaster.
38:41Then girl meets boy.
38:43It's awkward, confusing.
38:45Can't tell if it's love or it's hate.
38:49When hand is praise.
38:53Reaching for something.
38:54Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:09Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:44I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized
40:04That sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:19You centered me
40:42You centered me
40:47Wait
40:47I have just a thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well
41:09Will you show me something of yours
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17I-I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know
41:33Uh, but I-I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:35I mean, there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:38Yeah, I mean, just ask him for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:47Okay, yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Bee Gees?
43:02Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set will change your life
43:06Ha
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44:12I can't just do it, don't break this in the back.
44:16I can't just do it.
44:44Anna.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:52Is the seat taken?
44:53No?
44:54No?
44:55Cool.
44:55No?
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47:41No?
47:43I want to spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, right out, side out.
47:53Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're all.
48:01I want to spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
48:06Push me in circles to get to the edge of the edge.
48:13Mixing machine.
48:14Machine machine.
48:17Office machine.你看
48:19que the dualывает ikke. ÉSE
48:23Dette forang zu ausge. That is
48:23on my screen. This is
48:25Shauna's, right? That is
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