00:00Hey, yeah, double espresso.
00:03Uh, I was next.
00:05No, you were on your phone in the limelight.
00:06I was glancing at my phone for two seconds.
00:09Yeah, well, I don't have all day why you make your TikToks or whatever.
00:11All right, some of us have to work.
00:13Are you kidding me?
00:14No, cell phones are a scourge and should be banned in public.
00:16Keep the change.
00:17Hey, pal, I don't need an icy cold take on cell phones
00:20from some boomer dad in orthopedic sneakers.
00:23Okay, I have plantar fasciitis, and I was born in the 80s.
00:27You just told me we were born in different centuries.
00:31Sir, I will pay you $100 to not serve this woman over here.
00:35What?
00:35Are you serious?
00:36You know, actually, $500.
00:38Because this woman wasted our valuable time.
00:41You deserve to be compensated, and she should learn a lesson.
00:44Yeah, I'll take it.
00:44Sorry, lady.
00:45Just because you have $500 to throw around
00:48doesn't mean you get to be an asshole.
00:50That's exactly what it means.
00:52Cheers.
00:54Next.
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