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Off Campus Episode 2 Engsub
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:32Hi, I'm Hannah, right?
03:39It's Tudor? Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time. I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:07He's pillow trucker's sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful, don't tell Jules anything. You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Wellsy.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there. No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:47No, come on.
04:49Semi-nunity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself. It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean.
04:56Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man. We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
05:26and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:06individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone. He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn. Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th.
06:58Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, it's all.
07:39I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a breakup part, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:26I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah.
09:28Just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say.
10:14Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking or he can't tell?
10:41Nope.
10:41Now, technology has always been the driving force of progress.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:59Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:31Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs, loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
12:02Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be two-fers.
12:09Mm.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:18morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:51Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh yeah, Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36I just got a point.
14:37And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:48Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets at 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100% and then, um, give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry.
15:24Could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be...
15:42I'm going to turn to be...
15:44And, uh, to go for the future, and...
15:55And, uh, to go for the first time...
16:04You know, what I'm feeling?
16:04So, what I'm feeling...
16:05Oh, my God...
16:05Oh, my God, I'm going to be here.
16:11... the first time you're being arrested.
16:12help you uh no i'm here for garrett oh i don't usually let girlfriends watch uh definitely not
16:19a girlfriend um i'm his philosophy tutor well then you can stay not going easy on him are you
16:29no sir good do your best we need him out there i'm sorry can't you just speak to his professor
16:37or dean or whatever if it's so important that he play i mean he didn't want me to what why
16:47do you know who his dad is some hockey player one of the best defensemen in nhl history
16:55garrett's last name carries weight he knows the spotlights on him so he busts his ass to prove
17:02that he's earned his place hey thought we had a session weight room
17:18you better hurry garrett's tutor all right
17:39hey you know i don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes i'm sorry sitting down for that
17:44long must be so draining i will reschedule okay hold on hold on i can multitask i'll just be uh
17:52locking out while studying lock really you can i've got a lot to cover and i've never met a guy
17:58who can genuinely do two things at once well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys
18:04that was a joke jesus you know if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't
18:14freak out when i tease you we need to practice practice what teasing
18:20we'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products forget your oat milk this is
18:24serious you blush whenever i come near you get over yourself i don't blush oh yeah
18:50see
18:52nothing not bad but what about when we kiss
18:58yes you're very sure of yourself oh right your terms no kissing
19:10what's wrong graham thought you said we needed practice
19:13what's wrong with this
19:28don't blush
19:51so this is tutoring what no I yes
20:01uh he was just trying to prove a point it kind of feels like I just did
20:08and now it's my turn
20:15I'm gonna kiss you
20:19okay
20:29am I blushing now
20:45it's here folks our first away game of the season the Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham
20:51Flovers in the past but since it's Dealer Wendt's birthday today
20:54we all know his mind is already on the after-party am I right but we've got a
21:00good crowd here tonight Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14first game
21:17yeah I know we can seem like a lot but we don't bite I swear
21:22oh thanks
21:27just stick by jewels I mean their play-by-play was a lifesaver in my first time thanks
21:36hey here we go you got this boys come on now
21:38this is a tough game for the Flovers folks
21:42hey hey right here right here
21:44let's just fucking go
21:46come on baby
21:47hey hey G
21:48hey here we go
21:50the Briar has control of the puck
21:52Logan Logan there you go
21:53Logan back to Graham
21:54move it move it
21:54I'm open I'm open
21:55Graham back to Logan
21:56these two are passing it back in force like Chlamydia during a welcome week
21:59come on guys let someone else have a turn it's only fair
22:02come on baby
22:06denied
22:07damn so close
22:09Chatham tries to get the puck the fuck out of town
22:11get him baby
22:12Graham right there with the interception
22:14come on G pass it up
22:18come on take it up take it up
22:19Graham takes the loan in
22:22can you tell us
22:25you're going to get the money
22:26pups absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers
22:29oh
22:32oh
22:32ah
22:34hi
22:36hi
22:37hi
22:39hi
22:39hi
22:40hi
22:41hi
22:42hi
22:43hi
22:44hi
22:44hi
22:45hi
22:46hi
22:47FUNK THE HOPE! FUNK THE HOPE! FUNK THE HOPE!
22:55Hi, Deity, baby.
23:00Let's go set him up.
23:08Right here.
23:11Come on!
23:15You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Seriously. Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Trampony! Trampony! Trampony! Trampony! Trampony! Trampony! Trampony! Trampony!
23:40Come on, man.
23:41Moose, Maverick.
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:47Come on!
24:01Oh, yeah!
24:04Oh, yeah!
24:05Oh, yeah!
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new
24:14But still can't swallow me
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit. I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good. Because I feel like an absolute cliché.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey. Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks. I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries. I'm not a big drinker, either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So, what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots!
25:01Oh, shit!
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You...
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it,
25:14because tonight we beat Chadham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:31Hey.
25:33Hey.
25:34Hey.
25:35Hope you go!
25:39Have a trip with you this day!
25:42Yeah!
25:47Hey!
25:49Jesus!
25:50Relax!
26:08Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:15but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck?
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:15Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering,
27:24but, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.
27:29John?
27:30My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34But, I mean, objectively,
27:36Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being,
27:38and sparks flew as they do when people...
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Yeah.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:35Here, uh...
28:36Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that I took so long and couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:16Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:36My single ass needs another drink.
29:39Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42Really.
29:43Wow.
29:45Mmm.
29:46There's Britain over here.
29:47There's Hitler over here.
29:49The power's gettin' dry.
29:51And we're staring at the sunrise.
29:53It's a bit thirsty over there.
29:55It's a bit thirsty over there.
29:57Because you're an animal, an animal.
30:01Like your clothes getting in on me
30:05Yeah, you're an animal, an animal
30:08But it just can't be this way
30:13I can't see you straight
30:15And my hands are tied
30:16I could be a type from your zombie bites
30:20Now I can't see you straight
30:22But the feeling's good
30:24Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor
30:27And take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally
30:39But I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:41That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53J-Lo! No!
30:54Ah!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:01Nope
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people
31:06In the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:14If you're a party, speak and step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:24Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop
31:26Keep it moving
31:27Put your drinks up
31:29Woo!
31:29Pick your body up
31:30And drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world
31:34On the floor
31:35You know we're running shit tonight
31:38On the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco
31:41London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59It's a win
32:01It's a winner
32:01It's a another time
32:03It's a another time
32:16It's a new
32:19darsten
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:36You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:55Oh yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going? He needs to see us.
33:22And he has. You've got him interested, now we gotta go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:59And I feel so blue.
34:01I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:12My baby, don't work for me.
34:15But I get lost in off these trees.
34:17See my soul, but it's not me.
34:19I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe.
34:22My baby's no good for me, no good for me, no good for me, no...
34:52I'll take that out of the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny.
35:00Seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08absolutely not okay your loss whoa you're pizza shit am i
35:19yeah i guess i hadn't noticed no okay you're right you should take the bed
35:28wait no no no you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me
35:33get back on the bed i'm taking the floor i don't need your pity
35:36it's all yours see you in the morning you just collapsed on two seconds ago take it
35:40i am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor so am i
35:56what
36:00nothing can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods
36:23impressive bruins should hire him to be their mascot
36:27do you always get so beat up out there
36:31nah you get used to it hurt more when i was starting up
36:35how old were you when i started playing
36:40well i don't know as soon as i could walk my dad put skates on me
36:43it's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:48skating was a fun part
36:52pressure was
36:55getting measured once a week to make sure that i was growing fast enough
37:01chugging protein shakes and
37:06lifting weights
37:08missing birthday parties
37:10because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15in his fucking whistle whenever i made a mistake
37:23why do you still do it
37:28i guess
37:33i wouldn't know who i am without it
37:37spent my whole life training for a dream and now i'm so close to it if i stopped i
37:44i don't know
37:46i don't know
37:46it makes sense
37:48seems like you never really had a choice
37:53yeah right
37:56well fuck that
37:58yeah
38:00yeah fuck that
38:07you gotta practice with the bruins
38:10and they let me run a drill for fun
38:13wasn't that big of a deal you stalker
38:23oh my god no turn that off that's so embarrassing
38:28but i don't know
38:56i don't know
38:56but i don't know
38:56In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:30I gotta tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game, I was struggling.
39:42And then I heard someone singing.
39:47Elton John, right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:56I saw you in the green room, saying it out loud.
40:03I realized that sounds creepy, but you were so, like, genuine, you know?
40:15Free.
40:20You centered me.
40:28Jules posted us.
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Wait, actually, hang on.
40:35Let me see.
40:42We did it!
40:44Yeah, we did it.
40:47Wait, I have just the thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
41:00Come up here.
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece.
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write like that anymore.
41:20That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase, but it's not there yet.
41:39The lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:45It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship...
41:58Is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure.
42:15As long as it's still mine.
42:35I mean, there's your answer.
42:38Justin.
42:39Yeah.
42:40I mean, just ask him for help.
42:41Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:44He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah.
42:48Whatever you say.
43:01Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:07Huh.
43:07Ha.
43:25Bigly Walther remains in the soft,
43:26We lost all grades.
43:26The list was missing.
43:26All over theweek.
43:30Two people,
43:33maybe he was sleeping.
43:33Molecular is dispose of three miles ofursed.
43:33All over those pieces.
43:35Perhaps it had sooner or less.
43:35Ah, guess not?
43:35So have Pip modelo get Cadman or past eight miles of cos,
44:45Anna.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55No.
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
44:56Yeah.
44:56Yeah.
45:15Yeah.
45:17Yeah.
45:17Yeah.
45:24Yeah.
45:26Yeah.
45:27Yeah.
45:40Yeah.
45:43Yeah.
45:45Yeah.
45:46This car, driving away from the scene.
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further till I start coming back.
45:59Turn me around, ride up, side down.
46:04Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
46:08I feel so far, you're all I want.
46:13Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
46:17They push me in circles to the edge of the earth.
46:21Where I can't go any further till I start coming back to you.
46:27I'm an addict.
46:29I'm addicted to her and to me.
46:31She's a magnet.
46:34Pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If it holds you too close, we'll do good things to go.
46:40Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up,
46:43we'll come right back.
46:45Turn me around, ride up, side down.
46:50Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far, you're all I want.
46:59Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
47:03They push me in circles to the edge of the earth.
47:07Where I can't go any further till I start coming back to you.
47:30Turn me around, ride up, side down.
47:35Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far, you're all I want.
47:44Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, ride up, side down.
47:53Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're all I want.
48:01Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
48:06They push me in circles to the edge of the earth.
48:33Spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
48:37I know my legs are one of you.
48:37I know, you see that I'm so cold.
48:42I feel so cold.
48:43I try.
48:45Feel so cold.
48:46I can't really go.
48:46You know, I can't go like a bird and drop your finger on you.
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