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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06You
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self
00:00:44Now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer, I don't care. I said shorted
00:01:05What the hell?
00:01:10Ohhhh! How are they doing that?
00:01:13And now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:25I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you? Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay
00:01:59Well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:14Disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know?
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:17Fuck!
00:03:18Oh, fuck.
00:03:27Fuck.
00:03:36Fuck.
00:03:37Fuck.
00:03:38Fuck.
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:07Oh, God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with her in the orphanage.
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:39All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still gotta come with
00:06:14the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on me.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:30I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:30What the...
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet...
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then...
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:03What the hell?
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:12I'm a scam.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:16I just...
00:09:16I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together, and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bri.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Ring.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:13This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician.
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halper.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel.
00:14:33I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51Well, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds,
00:14:58you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds?
00:15:00That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know.
00:15:15But, while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he-
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree!
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:04It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in five, four, three, two.
00:17:04Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:30Now.
00:17:32We've got a show to print.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling out those cards and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater.
00:18:21Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer, and if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:47His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:49Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-hold-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:20:05and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry. We have an ace of our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20Asbestrick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation,
00:20:41Matt Von Dier!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars. He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle.
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water.
00:21:27The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's League.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:06Xavier!
00:22:07Not you!
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician!
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up duff shit!
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us!
00:22:29Yeah!
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush and a little prop boy, but leave this to the real
00:22:33magicians!
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this!
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there!
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team!
00:22:42What do you mean?
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:56Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God!
00:23:07You're prop boy!
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21If he'll get beat so bad, he'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world!
00:23:28They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:12He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:55This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:13Way to start the show.
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot. Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20Vera?
00:27:30What's he doing? He's making a fool out of all of us!
00:27:33Hey there!
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us!
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess!
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:10Ooh!
00:28:12Magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first...
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help.
00:28:59Bree.
00:29:00Could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:20You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible, you can never explain it in
00:29:31a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:43What?
00:29:44What?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then...
00:29:47just be an illusion?
00:29:51Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:15I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking!
00:30:21No!
00:30:22I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen. I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it! This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about...
00:30:39now.
00:30:50What's he doing?
00:30:52He's doing such a... a cake knife?
00:30:54He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14That's amazing.
00:31:21Whoa!
00:31:22Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go!
00:31:25Oh, great!
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29No, young man!
00:31:30Incredible!
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was...
00:31:44the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:50What?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:20Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's...
00:32:46That's...
00:32:47Correct.
00:32:49Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:33:05Oh!
00:33:06Oh!
00:33:08Oh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:12You did it!
00:33:13I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:35No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed to know who was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's...
00:34:34That's...
00:34:34That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41Alright.
00:34:42Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round.
00:34:52But now...
00:34:53Watch an axel prep.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:34:57Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard earned skills.
00:35:06Now...
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him Sophie!
00:35:09Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh...
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive.
00:35:18But it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh...
00:35:19You think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You...
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow.
00:35:27Because she was the protege...
00:35:28Of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You...
00:35:39You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he...
00:35:47Disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?!
00:36:00I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie...
00:36:02Shut up.
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic.
00:36:41Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:57That's a change every two seconds.
00:36:59There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:07Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:12I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two, right?
00:37:40Three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my God, her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49They're about to break the record.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration.
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:22But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:42No.
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just a dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58You put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir.
00:39:34Are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree.
00:40:17If you trust me.
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I think that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16Now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:33What is he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree.
00:41:54You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Hey, seriously, get off the stage! You look like a fucking ass!
00:42:05Are you doing anything, bro?
00:42:06Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Hey, knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:32Stand still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:53Don't blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:20Oh!
00:43:22It's red!
00:43:2376.
00:43:2577.
00:43:27What the?
00:43:28Oh!
00:43:30Oh!
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:3977.
00:43:4178.
00:43:44Oh!
00:43:47Hey!
00:43:48Jesse!
00:43:50Oh!
00:43:51Oh, Jesse!
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen.
00:43:52We have 78 changes!
00:43:54I can't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible!
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the Master of Magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real Master of Magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used, showmanship, the transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend because this man is
00:44:24the master of magic.
00:44:38I just made an ax of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the
00:44:50winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:53Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by our example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:45:13step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me!
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him!
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:55Here.
00:45:58A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:06I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow!
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:46:59And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:28Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44First of all, I agree!
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What in the scheme?
00:48:07Go!
00:48:08Go!
00:48:08Go!
00:48:09Go!
00:48:09Go!
00:48:10Go!
00:48:12Go!
00:48:13Go!
00:48:14Go!
00:48:15Go!
00:48:18Go!
00:48:27Go!
00:48:38Go!
00:48:47Go!
00:48:49magic that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did up here
00:49:10that bracelet could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:28hey all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42what i mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your guilt
00:50:06take that away you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn you went this way you have to be here somewhere
00:50:44you're friends ah well that sounds awful
00:51:26you know eric told me to find you
00:51:32well you knew we'd be good together
00:51:38so are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again
00:51:56this looks way worse than when we were kids now you see why i was so desperate to get the
00:52:01money
00:52:16what happened to this orphanage good business that's what happened
00:52:29this is barry carnegie he owns the orphanage you're supposed to be in jail ah so you recognize me
00:52:36silly boy jail and laws are only for the poor i was out in two years and i've already taken
00:52:43back my casino as well as this place it's mine i bought it and i've been using it for child
00:52:50labor
00:52:51to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my casino you're a monster yeah if i'm such
00:52:57a
00:52:57monster why don't you buy the orphanage from me huh oh you can't because you're poor and pathetic
00:53:06see this watch this is worth more than the whole place so you either give me the money for the
00:53:12orphanage or you get the out i'm gonna get it well babe you better get all of it to me
00:53:18by noon
00:53:19tomorrow because that's when the dozers start up who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino
00:53:26you can't be serious what about the children miss anderson what's he talking about are we gonna lose
00:53:35our home yeah you are but listen you can stay in my hotel ten grand a night you got that
00:53:45kind of money
00:53:46kid i didn't think so let's go pay you once millions for this place i mean how am i gonna
00:53:58get
00:53:58that kind of money by tomorrow at noon you'll have your money oh yeah
00:54:07where are you gonna get it tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash and over
00:54:14year of talking hundreds of millions of dollars i'm gonna rob your casino
00:54:43i'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory eric
00:54:50oh i see richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world
00:54:55lily
00:54:57system logistics and camera espionage
00:55:02alisa who cracked the kremlin's most secure vault three times anna vita who can seduce anyone with a pulse
00:55:13they're good almost as good as me fortunately i can use that to my advantage
00:55:29so i gather you three are here to rob the diamond nebula vaults as well
00:55:39and tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer maybe we should play with this
00:55:47little man for a little bit and then snip his manhood off we don't need a knife i'm sure a
00:55:54pair of
00:55:54blizzers would be big enough ladies please let's make a deal
00:56:07see if i can help you i take a share of it if i can't i take nothing
00:56:20how did he do that well this is famous he's probably just some lucky trickster give us a moment
00:56:31is nobody here maybe he could be our father i like it he's clearly in no reason it's not like
00:56:38he's a pro and we'd see it come in we could double cross him easy all right we'll let you
00:56:45help us
00:56:46and we'll even let you in all the cash but you have to prove yourself first
00:56:55i'm listening you see that cart over there boy clear it out bring us the chips you have five
00:57:04minutes do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist look at him this
00:57:10man child
00:57:11doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket first you're going to need a key you got that a
00:57:17key
00:57:17and then my own two writing system honey you should give up now you're a little house kitten dealing
00:57:26with apex predators
00:57:32okay
00:57:35he is stupider than i thought he's going in the wrong direction completely unaware of his
00:57:40environment hopeless this whole thing is a waste of time let's just get rid of him
00:57:48what's he gonna drink during a hast oh i'm so nervous i need a drink with water he's only going
00:57:54to slow us down look at it oh are you serious jeez i am a klutz and a half i
00:58:07am so sorry here let me
00:58:08just let me help you just wipe no no get off of me man piece of garbage sorry yeah garbage
00:58:13just
00:58:15you tried a little bump and snatch you could grab the key is it about failure i have seen enough
00:58:27you had your shot and you blew it like the same thief you are now you can go you blew
00:58:34your chance to
00:58:34work with the best in the world guy best in the world huh well then maybe you can tell me
00:58:41how i did this
00:58:55it's impossible impossible he never even opens a chip card who is this guy could he be the one
00:59:01flying us how how did he do that is this enough proof for you ladies those chips did not come
00:59:11from the
00:59:11card no one is that girl he probably already hit him on his sleeve that makes sense he's treating this
00:59:19like some little magic show it is clearly an amateur which is good we wouldn't want a double classic
00:59:24girl he's the perfect dumb taxi all right we'll let you help us but don't get in our way
00:59:37deal okay let's get back to the pen shall we cuatro cinco seis i count six guards at the vault
00:59:45all six
00:59:46slovakian mercenaries sworn to protect that boat with their lives this is child's play easier than
00:59:53roping a legless meal it's time for a distraction when i walk past those guards they won't be able to
01:00:01take
01:00:01their eyes off your plan is broken what did you just say i said your plan is broken do you
01:00:11realize
01:00:12how ignorant you sound evita seduced presidents kings ceos bishops and that perfume that she just
01:00:20sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain
01:00:28that's what i thought finally something makes it to that neanderthal school of you now shut up
01:00:34and watch your professional work look idiot watch your swag
01:01:03so how exactly is her plan broken you'll see for yourself in three
01:01:10two oh my god oh my god
01:01:23i get the disease
01:01:25halt get back to your post what are you doing
01:01:32damn it the perfume does not work on dimmit
01:01:35it's fine i almost got them away from the vault and that stupid captain means i will try again
01:01:40any real work they do not have time we need a new destruction now
01:01:49what's in him when he goes to distract the guards they will catch
01:01:52we'll kill two parts with one stone
01:01:56you go
01:02:00hi hi these portraits on our beach can even try to be sneaky i mean just look at how he
01:02:04walked right
01:02:04up to us earlier exactly he'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need
01:02:10this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight i almost feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid he's walking right past the guards
01:02:27maybe he's leaving realizing it was too hard for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now is he serious
01:02:37my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:41it's hard to let go
01:02:42but to save the orphans
01:02:45i'd do anything
01:02:46he's not even using zindu slot machines he's gambling with the old ones
01:02:50how is this going to be a distraction huh how
01:02:55this is ridiculous we have to go in he can't even distract the guards he's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guy my bedroom is ready i'm going back
01:03:02no wait
01:03:05i want to see him fail then
01:03:08i want to see him fail
01:03:32i want to see him do that
01:03:33oh my goodness he probably just got lucky that's not a real distraction
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:59All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible!
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than any chair?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right. When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little Smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:42-cross us.
01:04:44Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:49Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:04:58You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right. We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic takes with you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever. Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought. Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah. Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down. Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert. False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts him up.
01:06:26Well, I'm just saying, you've done this before, so...
01:06:30Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:35Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it!
01:06:49Sure you did.
01:06:51How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International vault?
01:06:56You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:08You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No.
01:07:18She doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tackle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:05Ladies.
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20god damn there's gotta be near a billion in here i am taking a decade-long spot trip
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:41bingo just what do you think you're doing just taking my share you think you are so smart
01:09:50did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of
01:10:07us from the recording all of us except for you you really thought you could hang with
01:10:13the three links you were just our fault that is what happens when you try to run this city
01:10:18girls enjoy prison mr kim we got it it's safe for you to come in
01:10:29whoa this is more than i even thought barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around pack up who's this oh no one a pathetic poser is too
01:10:43dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him we had him take the fall he was easy
01:10:47almost a little too easy it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:10:52sorry buddy but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56i'll remember that next time wait wait i know that voice who who are you you know exactly who i
01:11:10am
01:11:12you stupid broads do you have any idea who you messed with i want to be petty thief yeah calm
01:11:18down mr kim
01:11:19he is a nobody he's he's not a nobody's richard tranquilo he's just our patsy we had him in our
01:11:26web the entire time it wasn't in your web you were in his you fools please please don't do this
01:11:35let us go relax richard i can do anything crazy like reactivate the alarms oh thank you
01:11:44because i already have
01:11:53what kind of idiots are you all you think you can just waltz in here steal my stash
01:12:02no not here not on my turf
01:12:08oh jesus the three links huh kgb annie oakley and penelope cruz the world's best cat burglars
01:12:18my pink ass oh god and that's richard kim isn't it the geriatric hutster from the cretaceous period
01:12:27trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you that mask i know you you're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two
01:12:43years
01:12:43well too bad it didn't stick huh but as i recall i did kill your brother i put him down
01:12:52like a dog
01:12:52i should have put you down that night too tell you what we're gonna finish that job right now
01:13:06well i knew it you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking i didn't see how he did that
01:13:26and you know why you didn't
01:13:29you blinked
01:13:31get him
01:13:34sweet you guys brought flowers
01:13:52freeze
01:14:00that's enough
01:14:09what how did you do that
01:14:11i sewed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened
01:14:17why am i tied up
01:14:18because the real police are on their way and i want to make their job easier on them
01:14:21oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound
01:14:24i'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison
01:14:27now why would i go to prison
01:14:29you're the thief you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united states
01:14:38not even your billions can get you out of this
01:14:42just who the hell are you
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:14:49fucker
01:14:50hold up
01:14:52i
01:14:54don'tone
01:15:06we did it eric
01:15:08untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college we did
01:15:16it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows and the library
01:15:29we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:35to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:42mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:17charity angier
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