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00:03Step in on the greens in her designer jeans
00:07She's the disco miniature golfing queen
00:11Wearing plan and seek when she can make the scene
00:14She's the disco miniature golfing queen
00:18Despair speaking
00:19Care to explain why despair isn't picking up her cell phone this morning?
00:23And now for the themed gelatin sculpture part of our get-together
00:26Stacey
00:27I made a pair of shoes, you know, cuz I like shoes
00:30You get to scrub the toilet
00:31What? Yay! Toilet!
00:33And be sure to get underneath the lid!
00:36That is it!
00:37We're through being your tour monkeys, right Stace?
00:39Yay, a Betty ball brush!
00:41See you soon
00:42Who was that?
00:43J-j-j-jah
00:44Huh? I don't know a j-j-j-jah
00:46But if they're like those Egyptian drawings that no one understands
00:48You mean like hieroglyphics?
00:50Those were deciphered in the early 1800s after they found the Rosetta Stone
00:53Fine, they're like something else no one understands
00:55Like how you know that?
00:57Oh
00:59What's this? Dancing weasels?
01:01Oh, busted!
01:02Oh, you want me to bust your brothers?
01:03You know, you really gotta work on your penmanship
01:05She wrote you this message
01:06Hmm, weasels
01:08I think she means it
01:09I knew there were weasels!
01:11I am now her eyes, ears, and mouth
01:13Basically, I'm her whole face
01:15It's miniature golf
01:16And it's so unbelievably cool
01:18With a windmill and a dinosaur and-
01:20You must not be seduced by the golfers
01:22Hey, let's go shopping!
01:24Did you hear that?
01:25Even in England
01:27Or...
01:27They're buying motor oil for their giant robot!
01:30What do you think, Stace?
01:31Stace?
01:34What?
01:38Holly won! I mean, golf! I mean-
01:42We all, like, freaked out! Can you believe it?
01:45No! No, I can't!
01:46Did you by any chance tell them I was going to call mom?
01:49Uh, I was gonna, but the elevator and the slide and-
01:53Ash! Focus!
01:54Boys are human beings too
01:56If you're interested in one of them, make him feel comfortable by asking him questions about himself
02:00Okay, they lost me at the boys human beings thing
02:04Candace, this article specifically says not to growl psychotically
02:07It makes boys feel uncomfortable
02:11Sup, Stace?
02:12Candace, are you sitting down?
02:13I don't want you to have an aneurysm
02:15I'm gonna go et-gay, the on-fay
02:18You know I don't speak Spanish
02:20Paging Dr. Jeremy!
02:22Doctor, I got a fever!
02:25Well, let me take care of that little lady
02:26By using home seat deduction, we'll be one step ahead of the boys
02:30We can get mom and finally show her-
02:32Ooh, shoes!
02:33Stacey?
02:35Oh, Stacey, every job has its problems, but there's gotta be an upside to being president of Uruguay
02:41No, huh?
02:42Stacey, what's up?
02:44My ticket is in no R! Close enough to smell them!
02:47Now it's all up to...
02:48The Dane Giraffe
02:49So then what does a Dane Gerbil do?
02:51I told you! You're my henchman! Hench or something!
02:54Oh no, you did not just tell me to hench
02:57Alright ladies, I've got a crew, I've got a plan, I wanna bust!
03:01Questions?
03:02Stacey?
03:02Do you have this jumpsuit in pink?
03:04Cause I'm not really a tangerine kinda gal
03:07Snoresville Central, Candace speaking
03:09Oh good, you're bored!
03:10You know how my mom wants me to take things more seriously and focus on what's important?
03:13Like my grades, my future, and like becoming a doctor or a lawyer or a doctor
03:16Yeah?
03:17Well, she's forcing me to go to this leadership seminar today
03:19And I'll implode with boredom if I go by myself
03:22Stacey! Did you hear that? Wake up!
03:24Yeah, it's not my ferret! This can-
03:26No, no, no, no, Candace!
03:27This is a bad idea!
03:28About as bad as you've ever had in a long line of-
03:30And I love you when I say this-
03:32Really, really bad ideas!
03:34Oh look at it, all swollen and useless!
03:36You are one sorry laid up mummy footed bed potato
03:39So, if I can keep them from finishing the thing they're building, it will never disappear!
03:44I call it Busy Bee Busting!
03:45Bee Bee Busting, for short!
03:47You know what? I'll see you, la la, later!
03:49Let's try again!
03:50No, no, no!
03:52I just need to broaden my anxieties!
03:54Yeah, I guess if you're gonna have an unhealthy mind frame, it might as well benefit me!
03:57Now, the mall is waiting!
04:00Yeah! And no more worrying about Phineas and Ferb!
04:02I mean, if I did half the things they'd do, I'd get soooo... busted!
04:09Uh-oh, I just lost you, didn't I?
04:11Stacey, if I do what Phineas and Ferb are doing, I would get busted and them along with me!
04:15A sacrificial bust!
04:17I almost got you-
04:18I can take the hit-
04:19Out the door!
04:19But they'll never see it coming!
04:21To the mall!
04:23Mwahahahaha!
04:24What are you guys up to?
04:25It's a surprise!
04:26For Isabella's birthday!
04:27A surprise!
04:28Here we go again!
04:29For Isabella's-
04:30Gimme those sodas!
04:31Birthday!
04:32See ya!
04:32Oh look, here come the boys!
04:34You mean men?
04:35Ladies!
04:37That's us!
04:37We're ladies!
04:39Soooo, what do you think?
04:40I think you look like you just fell off a turnip truck, and then got run over by a rutabaga
04:44truck!
04:44Stacey, this could be the first step on my way to stardom!
04:47And as my best friend, you'll be famous by association!
04:50That's my favorite kind of famous!
04:52And now, I must leave!
04:54My public awaits!
04:55Yeah, and I must go be famous by association!
04:58And to think, we knew Stacey before she was famous by association!
05:03Soooo, since you're in busting mode, I take it my services are not required?
05:08Yup, I'm superfluous!
05:12Oh, gross!
05:13She brought thousands of tiny bugs into the house!
05:15What could be worse than that?
05:19Big bug!
05:22And who's his pharmacist?
05:24Really?
05:24Really?
05:25Why does everyone just stampede to that conclusion?
05:27Other people wear lab coats, you know?
05:29Why don't you say, oh look!
05:30A rocket scientist!
05:32Or a veterinarian!
05:33Are you a veterinarian?
05:34No, but that's not the point!
05:36Ooh!
05:37No!
05:38It's the greasy grievance girl from the basement!
05:40Ooh!
05:41Oh, hello there, young teenager!
05:43Do you live here?
05:44Yes!
05:44I walked home from the mall to find this!
05:48What is happening here?
05:49Ah, looks like Phineas is saying,
05:52Where's Perry?
05:54Huh, where do you think Perry goes every day, Stace?
05:56How do I know?
05:57Why are you asking me?
05:58How should I know?
05:58Um, don't look at me!
06:01Eh, I don't know why I was asking you.
06:04Whew!
06:04No one suspects a thing.
06:07No!
06:07Hang on, Candace!
06:08We can win this!
06:09Yeah, we can!
06:10Wait, what?
06:10I want that trophy!
06:12Why?
06:14Very good, Ginger!
06:15We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards!
06:18I'm still saving a place for your trophy, Stacey!
06:20You know, just in case!
06:28We are so ready!
06:36What was that about?
06:37Oh, that's our secret code for I love you, sis!
06:39I think!
06:41Oh, come on, Candace!
06:41You're overthinking this!
06:43Jeremy will love anything you make!
06:44What's your worry?
06:45Candace!
06:46Whoops!
06:46I guess your party's gonna have two vampire queens!
06:49One of the chances, right?
06:51I'm gonna go change.
06:52We are all here!
06:54Ugh!
06:55Hey, what's going-
06:56Oh, for crying out loud.
06:59All right, Monty, you've got a lot of-
07:01Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy!
07:04I'd damn better check the thing.
07:08Yeah.
07:10Thanks, Stacey.
07:11I owe you.
07:12No thanks are necessary for that darn delusive dupernel.
07:16Check out my Klimpy style!
07:17Girl, I have already cashed that check, and I don't even know what that means.
07:21Girl talk!
07:22The less toxic sex.
07:23I don't even know what that means.
07:23No!