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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:08Kill him!
00:00:13You just saved me.
00:00:16You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:00:20The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:23I've seen his skills.
00:00:24Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:00:28I bought the theater.
00:00:30Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:37You look a little nervous.
00:00:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:41This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:44You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:46I swore off my old life, but I can't keep running forever.
00:00:50Who are you?
00:00:52I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:02You sure about this?
00:01:05I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:06Relax, little brother.
00:01:08We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:14It's show time.
00:01:17Shit.
00:01:19Shit.
00:01:23Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed?
00:01:28By the master of magic.
00:01:32Oh my god!
00:01:33It's him!
00:01:34It's the master of magic!
00:01:36The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:38You, young lady.
00:01:39Let's see your true self.
00:01:41Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:56And now my next volunteer.
00:01:59I don't care.
00:02:00I said short it.
00:02:02What the hell?
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:08How are they doing that?
00:02:10And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:16The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:20You sure about this?
00:02:21He's dangerous.
00:02:22But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:25Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:31And who the hell are you?
00:02:33Get these f***ers out of my way.
00:02:35Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:46Are you ready to show him who you truly are?
00:02:50You insult me in public?
00:02:52You know who I am.
00:02:54I can make you disappear.
00:02:55Okay.
00:02:56Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:00So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:07What do you think you're doing?
00:03:08We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:21Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:24The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:27You know.
00:03:28Kill him!
00:03:33Now for my final trick.
00:03:58What are you looking at me for?
00:04:00Get him!
00:04:06Let's go.
00:04:34Cut it!
00:04:35Cut it!
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:54Eric! No!
00:04:57Relax, little brother.
00:04:58But never let anything happen to you.
00:05:02Eric!
00:05:03This is all my fault.
00:05:04God!
00:05:06I need you to do something for me.
00:05:08What?
00:05:09I need you to find me.
00:05:11The girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:05:13She's working in magic.
00:05:18Albra.
00:05:20Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:24You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:25Just hang in there.
00:05:27You're gonna be okay.
00:05:31Eric.
00:05:33Eric.
00:05:37Eric.
00:05:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:47If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:53I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:58But not as the master of magic.
00:06:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:22Show opens this weekend.
00:06:24Gotta be prepared.
00:06:26I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:06:31I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:06:36All right, well, see ya.
00:06:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:50There it is.
00:06:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:54Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:56What do you say?
00:06:58This one.
00:06:59That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:07:02But hey, what do I know?
00:07:02Look at that.
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:07:08But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:07:11What do you say, huh?
00:07:16I'm sorry.
00:07:16I was sure that I had cash on.
00:07:22Looks like trouble.
00:07:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:25You wanna play?
00:07:25You don't wanna pay, right?
00:07:26I'll tell you what.
00:07:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:33Hey, give it back.
00:07:34Hey.
00:07:35That's important to me.
00:07:36Oh, is it?
00:07:37Really, yeah?
00:07:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:07:39Hmm?
00:07:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:43What do you say, huh?
00:07:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:45Let's go.
00:07:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:48You're disgusting.
00:07:48I'm not doing that.
00:07:50You're not doing that.
00:07:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:55What do you say, baby?
00:07:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:00Take her.
00:08:04Ah, shit!
00:08:09Why don't you let me try?
00:08:12Here's the deal.
00:08:14I win.
00:08:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:17You win.
00:08:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:24It's priceless.
00:08:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:27These guys are dangerous.
00:08:29I got this.
00:08:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:08:35You got it, hotshot.
00:08:37Let's play.
00:08:38You know the deal.
00:08:40Follow the queen.
00:08:41You get the win.
00:08:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:44Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:08:49You pick.
00:08:51You pick.
00:08:52Who's this guy?
00:08:53What a loser.
00:08:55She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:00Absolutely.
00:09:02You got it.
00:09:20Damn.
00:09:20He got it.
00:09:21That's impossible.
00:09:25What the?
00:09:28Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:09:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:31This bracelet?
00:09:32It's mine.
00:09:34Well then.
00:09:36Why is it in my hand?
00:09:40You dirty thief.
00:09:42No!
00:09:48Are you looking for this?
00:09:51What the?
00:09:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:55Hey, man.
00:09:56It's all good.
00:09:57I was just messing around.
00:10:06Three-card Monty.
00:10:08That's always a scam.
00:10:09I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:10I just...
00:10:12I thought I could crack it.
00:10:14But I was screwed.
00:10:17So you came along.
00:10:21This bracelet?
00:10:23Why is it so important to you?
00:10:25It was my childhood best friends.
00:10:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:31Well, he...
00:10:33He died.
00:10:34That's all I have left of him.
00:10:37And...
00:10:40Have a good night, Green.
00:10:42Hey, wait.
00:10:44You just saved me.
00:10:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:50Nice for dinner.
00:10:52That was amazing.
00:10:55Uh...
00:10:56I should probably get going.
00:10:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:02Uh...
00:11:02I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:05Bullshit.
00:11:06You have training.
00:11:07You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:11Just a light of hand.
00:11:15What?
00:11:15You're great.
00:11:20You know...
00:11:22Your hand saved me today.
00:11:26You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:31They, uh...
00:11:32Say you're welcome.
00:11:47Green.
00:11:54Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:12:15I'm not.
00:12:16You think I am?
00:12:21Then who are you?
00:12:24I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:27I think...
00:12:29I think it's better if I left.
00:12:53Hey!
00:12:54Come on, boy!
00:12:57What did I tell you?
00:12:58I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:13:01Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:13:02Just doing my job.
00:13:04No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:07See this stuff?
00:13:08This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:22But you're not a three-star magician.
00:13:25Are you?
00:13:26No.
00:13:27Not.
00:13:29Not since I was 12.
00:13:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:36Damn right you're not.
00:13:44You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:46And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:55What did you do to my deck?
00:13:59Nothing.
00:14:00I was just putting them away.
00:14:01Listen, fool.
00:14:02This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:04The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:08Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:14:10Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:14:14they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:20You're fired!
00:14:23If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:14:27I need you to find Brie.
00:14:29Help, Brad.
00:14:31Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:44Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:46You're looking better, sir.
00:14:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:52But let this be a reminder.
00:14:54What we do is dangerous.
00:14:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:00I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:02What? Why?
00:15:03He's careless and cocky.
00:15:04He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:08I never said that.
00:15:10Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:15:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:19Daniel, is this true?
00:15:20Of course not.
00:15:21Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:26Look, Samuel.
00:15:28I've seen his skills.
00:15:29He would never damage a deck.
00:15:31Show them.
00:15:32Show them what you can do.
00:15:39Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:15:41Show us what you got.
00:15:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:44Tell you what.
00:15:45If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:15:53job.
00:15:5315 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:58But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:16:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:08I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:14But, sir, he...
00:16:15Bree, it's okay.
00:16:1915 seconds.
00:16:22You're on.
00:16:30The idiot.
00:16:31He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:35Ready to do this?
00:16:37Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:16:42Now, if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:16:46It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:50Bree!
00:16:51Look at that.
00:16:52You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:55Fine. Deal.
00:16:57It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:5915 seconds.
00:17:00Here.
00:17:02We.
00:17:03Go.
00:17:09What's he doing?
00:17:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1310 seconds.
00:17:17Oh, wow.
00:17:18Giving up already?
00:17:20Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:21You said he was good.
00:17:23I thought he would at least try.
00:17:26Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:17:29In 5...
00:17:314...
00:17:323...
00:17:342...
00:17:57absolutely impossible.
00:18:02How did you do that?
00:18:03There's no way I don't think I've ever seen anything like this nobody but the master of magic could have
00:18:07done this
00:18:12No, no, no, you you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us. I knew it
00:18:17Yeah, of course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing, but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:18:24No
00:18:25It's got a show to print
00:18:29Eugene stop gobbling at those cards, and let's get to work. Come on
00:18:35Samuel you believe you really did it right? I don't know what to believe
00:18:42Oh, come on the show opens in a few days. We need a prep. Oh, you don't have to worry
00:18:48about frepping
00:18:59This is not gonna be a show
00:19:02Who is this it's Richard Kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:19:08Samuel hates him Richard get the hell out of my theater
00:19:13Your theater. Oh, no, no my little friend. This is now my theater
00:19:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:21I have a three-year lease with the owner which as of this morning is me
00:19:26I bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the
00:19:34hell out
00:19:36You can't just buy the theater
00:19:39I'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:19:44My new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything
00:19:50If Brie loses this show the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:56be destroyed
00:19:56Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out
00:19:59Hey doll face about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half let the adults talk
00:20:06I'm this show's producer if you cancel the show. I'll sue you into oblivion
00:20:11Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater. I'll give you a chance a
00:20:15A head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract my team wins
00:20:23Your contract is terminated and you go back to doing a birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:20:30deal
00:20:33Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great the competition will be tonight
00:20:40Tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week. Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team
00:20:51Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:20:58and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:03Don't worry we have an ace at first thing
00:21:07Daniel
00:21:08You got to be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:21:12His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:21:16It's all or nothing for us. All right, Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights this brawl. He's got world-class real
00:21:23Magicians and no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us and now the challengers
00:21:30Richard Kim's latest sensation
00:21:33Matt Von Buren
00:21:47Oh, no. Oh God, no. What? How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars. He's one of the best in the world
00:22:06That guy
00:22:08Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass. Yeah, bring him on now for the first act or should I
00:22:14say miracle?
00:22:16Before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that
00:22:22our top judges
00:22:24Can't figure out
00:22:26The magician to stump the most judges
00:22:29Wins
00:22:30Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for close-up magic last year. This plays exactly to his strengths
00:22:35He's way beyond Xavier's league
00:22:39We're gonna lose
00:22:46Maybe not
00:22:48Showtime
00:22:54Xavier
00:23:11You should go out this wrong
00:23:14What he he's not even a magician. He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit. Yeah, Xavier's the best
00:23:20of all of us
00:23:21Yeah, look girl. I know you have a little crush on a little prop boy, but leave this to the
00:23:24real magicians
00:23:25Samuel you can't seriously be considering this. I mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there and the magician
00:23:32from the Kensington team
00:23:43Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now
00:23:48Daniel
00:23:56Oh
00:23:57My god your prop boy
00:23:59You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:24:04Don't worry kid this will be over real quick
00:24:06And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong
00:24:09It's a shame though because Matt's just my warm-up act
00:24:12You'll get me so bad. You'll never see my big showstopper
00:24:16Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act
00:24:18He's one of the best in the world. They say he might even get a six-star soon
00:24:22There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade
00:24:25No, it's obvious what samuel's doing. Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:24:28So he's already looking for excuses
00:24:30When he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:24:34Boss, this guy is a hack. He's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:24:39It's a two out of three competition
00:24:41We need to judge their strength
00:24:43Oh, I get it. I get it. You see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered
00:24:48And then I come in and save the day worth that
00:24:51He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:57And you are daniel just daniel
00:25:02Nice coveralls daniel. I give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment. Just daniel
00:25:09This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:25:12I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:25:15It's like he's trying to be embarrassed. It's sad. He really thought that he could hang with the pros. No
00:25:20You're sure about this just me
00:25:27Don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:25:32Gentlemen, are you ready? I was born ready. What about you buddy? You look a little nervous
00:25:39Maybe you should be
00:25:43Because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:25:50He's frozen with fear. Come on daniel
00:25:54Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:56Daniel are you okay?
00:25:59Absolutely. Oh my god. What a shitshow. He's not even prepping it. Hey newbie
00:26:05This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion. I'm good
00:26:12No
00:26:14I'm good. That's why I have a five star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:26:20Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit
00:26:23You know what it's not too soon to back out
00:26:26If you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:26:30Are you ready or do you need more time to prepare no i don't need more time for this trick
00:26:39Then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:27:06That was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how you did that
00:27:12There's no way daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:27:18What do you think judges did matt von buren's trick fool you
00:27:22I have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:27:27i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:27:33You have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:27:45You have something to say prop boy your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:58Sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick all in good time
00:28:06Idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:28:19What's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fella's got some
00:28:25stage fright
00:28:28This is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:28:34I think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:28:39You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:28:43wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:53Looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:29:03Switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:29:13You're right
00:29:17I swore off my old wife
00:29:28But i can't keep running forever
00:29:35Ladies and gentlemen
00:29:38Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:29:42Now but first i'm gonna need some help
00:29:47Brie could you come here
00:29:54What is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:30:08You all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so
00:30:16incredible
00:30:17You can never explain it in a million years
00:30:20Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:21See every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:30:25But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:30:33Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:30:39Don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:55That's it
00:30:58Nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:31:01Hey, mr. Kensington
00:31:02I told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:31:06You should have respected my ranking
00:31:08No
00:31:09I think there's something else going on
00:31:12Now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:31:17I knew it this theater is mine
00:31:20Without one final piece of equipment which will be coming right about now
00:31:37What's he doing?
00:31:39He's such a cake knife?
00:31:41He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:50How?
00:31:59Unbelievable
00:32:00Amazing
00:32:09Whoa that goes fast
00:32:11There you go
00:32:12Oh, great.
00:32:13My judges.
00:32:15You're a young man.
00:32:16Incredible.
00:32:20Cake.
00:32:21The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:32:25Really good.
00:32:25I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:32:27The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:32:33Daniel?
00:32:40How is this possible?
00:32:47Now for the critical moment.
00:32:49Judges, what do you think?
00:32:51Do you know how he did it?
00:32:52I have no idea.
00:32:53Not a clue.
00:32:56And you, Jennifer?
00:32:58I'm completely stumped.
00:33:01Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:33:06Daniel?
00:33:07You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:33:11Tell us.
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13Tell us.
00:33:15He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:33:20Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing.
00:33:25Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:33:31That's correct.
00:33:35Amazing.
00:33:36And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:45I don't know.
00:33:47And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:56You did it.
00:34:03I need a knife.
00:34:06Let's give him cake.
00:34:08Well done, young man.
00:34:11The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:34:20No, no.
00:34:21He didn't transform anything.
00:34:23He didn't even teleport.
00:34:24He must have cheated.
00:34:26There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill.
00:34:30Exactly.
00:34:30He probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:34:35How could you let him beat you?
00:34:37You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:34:38How was I supposed to know who was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:34:41Who is that guy?
00:34:47It doesn't matter.
00:34:48Get out of my face.
00:34:49It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:52You think you've won?
00:34:56You haven't won shit.
00:34:58It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:35:05Kate Barlow.
00:35:14Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:35:18That's Kate Barlow.
00:35:20She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:35:23And an actual six-star magician.
00:35:26All right.
00:35:27Who's ready for the headliner?
00:35:31Second round is quick change magic.
00:35:33That's Sophie's specialty.
00:35:35You had your little fun in the first round.
00:35:36But now, watch an actual pro.
00:35:39A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:35:42Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:45A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:50Now.
00:35:52Yeah!
00:35:53Get him, Sophie.
00:35:54Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:57Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:58Oh.
00:35:59You think so?
00:36:00Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:36:03Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:36:08You didn't?
00:36:09I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:36:16He taught me everything he knows.
00:36:19Funny.
00:36:20I don't remember training her.
00:36:50You were trained by the master of magic?
00:36:51Honored to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:56I wish I could say the same.
00:36:58But honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:37:02So why are you here?
00:37:06So why are you here?
00:37:06To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:37:26The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:37:40It's all about quick change magic.
00:37:43There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:45I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:50Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:54Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:56I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:59Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:38:03Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:38:09Then start the music.
00:38:21One, two, right to three, standard.
00:38:25Oh my God, her pace.
00:38:27How is she doing?
00:38:30She's about to break the record?
00:38:32They're about to break the record.
00:38:33Oh my God.
00:38:34This is unreal.
00:38:36This is history.
00:38:39That is 18 changes.
00:38:41Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:48I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:50I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:52The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:57She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:59I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:39:02For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:39:05But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:39:08Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:39:11I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:39:17Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:39:21Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:39:24No one can do that.
00:39:26We should just give up.
00:39:27Come on, Sophie.
00:39:28There has to be some chance.
00:39:30Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:32I can't do that.
00:39:34No one can do that.
00:39:35You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know
00:39:38anything about magic.
00:39:40Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:43Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:45Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:51Come on.
00:39:52One of you at least has to try.
00:39:55I can't lose this contract.
00:39:56I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:40:00Sophie?
00:40:02Eugene?
00:40:03Xavier?
00:40:05If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:40:11Well, well.
00:40:12Looks like I won.
00:40:15Sir, are you hiring?
00:40:19Really?
00:40:19You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:40:22Might as well.
00:40:23We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:40:25Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:26You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:40:30It's over.
00:40:31The theater is mine!
00:40:35I failed them.
00:40:37I failed the orphanage.
00:40:41Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:44Hey, what?
00:40:45Where are you going?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:51We still have a shot.
00:40:53I'm going to take it.
00:40:54Daniel, stop.
00:40:55You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:57I won't let you.
00:40:57Bree.
00:40:58Do you trust me?
00:41:03And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:41:06Wait.
00:41:11The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:41:15That's adorable.
00:41:17Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:41:20I'll manage.
00:41:22Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:41:25This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:41:27Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:41:31Listen.
00:41:31This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:41:35Hey, that's not true.
00:41:36The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:41:39That's enough.
00:41:40Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:42The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:46That's really cute.
00:41:47I thought that's enough.
00:41:49Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:53Your time starts...
00:41:57now.
00:42:08We're waiting.
00:42:10Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:12He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:42:14What's he doing?
00:42:16What's he doing?
00:42:17Hey, honey.
00:42:19It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:42:21But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:42:24What are you doing, boy?
00:42:26Just trust him.
00:42:28He has it under control.
00:42:30Are you kidding me?
00:42:30If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:34Hey, Bree, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:42:38Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:42Seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:43You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:46Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:48Knock it off.
00:42:49Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:51Are you happy?
00:42:52You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:43:01Time.
00:43:03Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:05See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:43:08But in moments like these, it's like time stands still.
00:43:16Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:18It just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:43:24This is.
00:43:27What's he gonna do?
00:43:28He's right now.
00:43:33I'll blink.
00:43:43Congratulations.
00:43:44One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:47I win.
00:43:48But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:50What a waste of time.
00:43:51Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:52Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:56Are you sure about that?
00:43:58What?
00:43:59Oh, my God.
00:44:01Oh, my God.
00:44:02It's wrecked him.
00:44:0376?
00:44:0576?
00:44:06What the?
00:44:07Oh, my God.
00:44:16How did he do that?
00:44:19Seventy-seven, seventy-eight.
00:44:29Ladies and gentlemen, we have seventy-eight changes!
00:44:33Would you believe it? It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:39It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:44Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:49The misdirect you used. Showmanship. The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:57Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:45:01Because this man is the master of magic!
00:45:11I knew it! I knew it!
00:45:14Oh, God. I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:45:22Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:45:30Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:45:36Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:45Please... please forgive me. I was just so inspired by our example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:50been with me every step of the way.
00:45:51How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:57Get out of here!
00:46:02I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:46:07magic.
00:46:08Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:46:17Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:46:22I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:46:28That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage. Here.
00:46:35A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:38So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:46:44I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:47Well, yes.
00:46:50Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:54Right, of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:59What do I think of your offer?
00:47:06Why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:47:13That was so good!
00:47:18Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:47:26You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:47:31Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:36And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:43Wow!
00:47:46You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:49After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:51No, we were just joking!
00:47:55Right?
00:47:55Guys?
00:47:57You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:59Right, Daniel?
00:48:00Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:48:02We were just, you know, showing him some love!
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:06The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:48:10Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:48:14I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:48:18Punishment?
00:48:18Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:48:20No, we don't.
00:48:21I don't like that.
00:48:22You know.
00:48:24I do think, maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:36I know, I see it!
00:48:38That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:40Disgusting!
00:48:42What are you screaming?
00:48:43Let's go!
00:48:44Let's go!
00:48:44We have to go here!
00:48:50So, you're really him?
00:48:54Master of Magic.
00:48:56I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:49:00If, um, you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:49:07But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:49:15So, what do you say?
00:49:18If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:49:23I'm not the Master of Magic.
00:49:26That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:36Daniel!
00:49:38Daniel!
00:49:39Daniel!
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:41Daniel!
00:49:43Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:46That bracelet.
00:49:48Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:01Hey!
00:50:03All this time when I didn't recognize you.
00:50:06Daniel Angier.
00:50:08But you're still the same.
00:50:09The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:50:12Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:50:17But when I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:25Eric knew what he was doing.
00:50:27And he was so proud of you.
00:50:29The only time you let him down was when you stopped being the Master of Magic.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Eric believed in you.
00:50:38And your gifts.
00:50:40Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:42You're still the Master of Magic.
00:50:45You just have to claim it.
00:50:53Where'd he go?
00:50:54Daniel!
00:50:55Daniel!
00:50:55We want an interview!
00:50:56In here.
00:51:08I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:09He's got to be here somewhere.
00:51:19You're friends.
00:51:20Ah, well that sounds...awful.
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:59You know...
00:52:01Eric told me to find you.
00:52:06Well, he knew we'd be good together.
00:52:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:28This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:52:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:52Good business. That's what happened.
00:53:01This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:53:05You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:09Silly boy. Jail and laws.
00:53:12They're only for the poor. I was out in two years.
00:53:15And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:17As well as this place.
00:53:19It's mine. I bought it.
00:53:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:23To squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my casino.
00:53:27You're a monster.
00:53:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:33Oh, you can't. Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:38See this watch? This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:47I'm gonna get it.
00:53:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:51Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:58But you can't be serious.
00:54:01What about the children?
00:54:03Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:54:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:07Yeah, you are.
00:54:10But, listen.
00:54:13You can stay at my hotel.
00:54:15Ten grand a night.
00:54:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:20I didn't think so.
00:54:23Let's go.
00:54:25You want millions for this place.
00:54:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:34You'll have your money.
00:54:36Oh, yeah.
00:54:39Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:41Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:47I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:13I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:24of top burglars in the world.
00:55:26Lily.
00:55:28System Logistics and Camera Espionage.
00:55:33Lalisa.
00:55:34Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:39Anna Vita.
00:55:40Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:44They're good.
00:55:46Almost as good as me.
00:55:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:59So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:18And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:21We don't need a knife.
00:56:22I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:56:28Ladies.
00:56:29Please.
00:56:30Let's make a deal.
00:56:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:49How did he do that?
00:56:51Well, this is Vapus.
00:56:53He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:56Give us a moment.
00:57:00Is nobody here?
00:57:02Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:04I like it.
00:57:05He's clearly in all reasons.
00:57:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:57:09We could double cross him easy.
00:57:13Alright.
00:57:14We'll let you help us.
00:57:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:18But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:24I'm listening.
00:57:27You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:29Clear it out.
00:57:31Bring us the chips.
00:57:32You have five minutes.
00:57:33Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:37Look at him.
00:57:38This man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:42First you're going to need a key.
00:57:44And you got that.
00:57:45A key.
00:57:46And then.
00:57:48My auntie writing system.
00:57:50Honey.
00:57:51You should give up now.
00:57:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:04He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:09Hopeless.
00:58:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:16Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:58:18Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:20I need a drink of water.
00:58:22He's only going to swallow a spell.
00:58:23Look at him.
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:29Are you serious?
00:58:30Jesus Christ.
00:58:31I am so nervous.
00:58:32I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:35I am so sorry.
00:58:35Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:38No, no.
00:58:38Get off of me, man.
00:58:39Piece of garbage.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:41Garbage.
00:58:41Just.
00:58:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:46He could grab the keys.
00:58:47He's miserable failure.
00:58:49I have seen enough.
00:58:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:58Like the same thief you are.
00:59:00Now you can go.
00:59:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:05Best in the world, huh?
00:59:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:22Impossible.
00:59:23He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:25Who is this guy?
00:59:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:30How?
00:59:31How did he do that?
00:59:33Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:35Like this?
00:59:37Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:39No one is the girl.
00:59:42He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:45That makes sense.
00:59:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:48He is clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:51He wouldn't want a double-classy bro.
00:59:52He's the perfect dumb sexy.
00:59:56Alright.
00:59:57We'll let you help us.
00:59:59But don't get in our way.
01:00:03Deal.
01:00:05Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:10I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:18This is child's play.
01:00:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:22It's time for a distraction.
01:00:25When I walk past those guards,
01:00:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:30Your plan is broken.
01:00:34What did you just say?
01:00:36I said your plan is broken.
01:00:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:54That's what I thought.
01:00:56That's what I thought.
01:00:57Finally something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:00Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:01:03Look, idiot.
01:01:05Watch your swag.
01:01:09It is already starting to work.
01:01:22Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:28And before then, the hitler's monocle.
01:01:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:34You'll see for yourself.
01:01:35In three...
01:01:36Two...
01:01:39Oh my god.
01:01:41You smell that?
01:01:42Oh my god.
01:01:47God.
01:01:49Oh, that scent.
01:01:50I get the disease.
01:01:51Halt!
01:01:53Halt!
01:01:55Get back to your post.
01:01:56What are you doing?
01:01:58Dammit.
01:01:59The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:02:01It's fine.
01:02:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:04And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:02:07They do not have time.
01:02:09We need a new destruction now.
01:02:14What's in him?
01:02:15When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch...
01:02:18We'll kill two guards with one stomp.
01:02:22You go.
01:02:25Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:26These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:29I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:31Exactly.
01:02:32He'll get arrested and that will be the big disruption that we need.
01:02:36This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:55Realizing it was too good for him.
01:03:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:01Is he serious?
01:03:03My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:03:06It's hard to let go.
01:03:08I'd like to save the orphans.
01:03:10I'd do anything.
01:03:12He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:17Huh? How?
01:03:20This is ridiculous. We have to go in.
01:03:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:24He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:26My perfume is ready.
01:03:26I'm going back to him.
01:03:27No, babe.
01:03:31I want to see him fail.
01:03:34Then, he forgot.
01:03:35Let's go.
01:03:47No way.
01:03:52Oh, my gosh! Amazing! On your first try?
01:03:56Jackpot? How did he do that?
01:03:58Well, he can't. He probably just got lucky.
01:04:00That's not the real distraction.
01:04:13The Slash Machines are paying out!
01:04:24Code 11. All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:27That's impossible.
01:04:29Why ain't Sam Hilders happy?
01:04:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:32Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:39No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:42Right.
01:04:42When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:46He's going into vault.
01:04:47He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:55Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:58To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:02Trying to go in without us?
01:05:04Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:05:07-cross us.
01:05:08Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:05:14Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:05:23You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:24Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:26And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:31That's right. We're too good.
01:05:32We are professionals.
01:05:34You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic things puts him in our league.
01:05:37Oh, whatever. Step aside.
01:05:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:47Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:50She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:55week.
01:05:55Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:58Just as I thought.
01:05:59Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:04No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:07Yeah. Me.
01:06:09Fortunately, that one thief lost me six years ago.
01:06:15Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:27One down. Three to go.
01:06:33Intruder alert. False entry detected. Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:38Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:39Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:41We have to make it stop.
01:06:42Just give me a minute.
01:06:43We don't have a minute.
01:06:44How did you disarm it last time? Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:48Somebody shuts him up.
01:06:50Eleven.
01:06:50Well, I'm just saying, you've done this before, so...
01:06:53She ain't no problem.
01:06:54Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy!
01:06:58Five.
01:06:59Four.
01:07:00Three.
01:07:01Two.
01:07:04Three.
01:07:05Two.
01:07:08Intruder alert canceled.
01:07:11Got it!
01:07:13Sure you did.
01:07:14How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:07:20You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:22Like I did.
01:07:24Give me another second.
01:07:26Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:28Hold on.
01:07:29I'll give it a shot.
01:07:31You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:33I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:37Stop distracting her. This is a job for the pros.
01:07:39Alisa, you got this.
01:07:40No, she doesn't.
01:07:41What are you talking about?
01:07:43She won't get it open.
01:07:44The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:46You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:48You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:55Hmm.
01:07:56Got it.
01:07:58She won't get it open.
01:07:59Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:04What is it?
01:08:06What's wrong?
01:08:08It's hollow.
01:08:10The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:13Look, the guards almost here.
01:08:14I can help.
01:08:15Quiet idiot.
01:08:16I almost found it.
01:08:17Alisa.
01:08:19What?
01:08:21Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:23And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:28the casino.
01:08:32Hold yours.
01:08:33Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:35Don't worry.
01:08:37We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:44What the hell are you doing?
01:08:46Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:49He's drunk.
01:08:50He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:52We're just seeing it now.
01:08:53Well, if he'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:57All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:09:02Thumbs up.
01:09:03Pickle him.
01:09:07Now for the magic blades.
01:09:11Open sesame.
01:09:21How the hell?
01:09:23Impossibile.
01:09:24Who are you?
01:09:25Are we in overhead?
01:09:27Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:37What the fuck?
01:09:41God damn.
01:09:43There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:45I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:48I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kaspian Sea.
01:10:00Bingo.
01:10:03Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:06Just taking my share.
01:10:09You think you are so smart.
01:10:11Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:10:17We played you the entire time.
01:10:19And you didn't even notice.
01:10:21You see those cameras?
01:10:23They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:25Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:29All of us.
01:10:31Except for you.
01:10:32You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:34You were just our fault.
01:10:36That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:40Enjoy prison.
01:10:42Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:44It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:49Whoa.
01:10:50This is more than I even thought.
01:10:53Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:56Come on, ladies.
01:10:57We can't stand around.
01:10:58Pack up.
01:10:59Who's this?
01:11:01Oh, Melvin.
01:11:02A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:06We had him take the fall.
01:11:07He was easy.
01:11:08Almost a little too easy.
01:11:09It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:11:12Sorry, buddy.
01:11:13But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:16I'll remember that next time.
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:21Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:23Who...
01:11:25Who are you?
01:11:28You know exactly who I am.
01:11:32You stupid broads!
01:11:34Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:35I wanna be petty thief.
01:11:37Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:39He is a nobody.
01:11:40He's...
01:11:41He's not a nobody.
01:11:43He's...
01:11:43Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:44He's just our patsy.
01:11:46We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:48He wasn't in your web.
01:11:49You were in his.
01:11:50You fools!
01:11:53Please...
01:11:54Please don't do this.
01:11:55Let us go.
01:11:56Relax, Richard.
01:11:58I can do anything crazy like...
01:12:00Reactivate the alarms.
01:12:02Oh, thank you.
01:12:04Because I already have.
01:12:08What?
01:12:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:16And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:18You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:20Steal my stash?
01:12:22No.
01:12:23Not here.
01:12:24Not on my turf.
01:12:28Oh, Jesus.
01:12:29The three links, huh?
01:12:31KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:38My pink ass.
01:12:40And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:43The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:46Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:52And you.
01:12:54That mask.
01:12:57I know you.
01:12:59You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:03Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:13:06But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:10I put him down like a dog.
01:13:12I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:15Tell you what.
01:13:17We're gonna finish that job.
01:13:18Right now.
01:13:25Well, I knew it.
01:13:27You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:35That's not my blood.
01:13:36That's not my blood.
01:13:42You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:46And you know why he didn't?
01:13:49He blinked.
01:13:50Get him!
01:13:54Sweet.
01:13:54You guys brought flowers.
01:14:11Freeze!
01:14:19That's enough.
01:14:27What?
01:14:28How did you do that?
01:14:30Lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:34What the hell happened?
01:14:35Why am I tied up?
01:14:37Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:40Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:43I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:46Why would I go to prison?
01:14:48You're the thief. You're stealing from me.
01:14:51It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:57Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:15:00Because who the hell are you?
01:15:05I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:09No!
01:15:09No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:13It's outta here!
01:15:24We did it, Eric.
01:15:26Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:29Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:33We did it.
01:15:40And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows and the library.
01:15:47We get brand new books every day.
01:15:51I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:55You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:59Hey.
01:16:00Mommy, Daddy.
01:16:02Let's get ice cream for the show.
01:16:04Yeah, ice cream.
01:16:05You read my mind.
01:16:06You're like a little magician.
01:16:08Okay, I guess we'll see you nicely.
01:16:10Always looking forward to it.
01:16:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:19Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:27The one.
01:16:27The only mistress of magic herself.
01:16:36Charity Angier.
01:16:39Cheers.
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