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She Took The Wrong Bed
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00:00:00What the hell are you doing?
00:00:09West, you bastard!
00:00:11I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:00:14West, are you okay?
00:00:16Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:00:19I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:00:26me what's wrong?
00:00:27You think that I cheated for fun?
00:00:30It's because you're a loser. 32 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:00:35My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:00:39I got a raise. I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:00:44A raise? You're an assistant coach. What could you possibly make? Three grand?
00:00:50Two, actually.
00:00:53Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:00:58Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:01:00You're never gonna make it happen.
00:01:02You're fired.
00:01:03What?
00:01:05No, you can't do this. I won the game for you today. If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't
00:01:10even be here.
00:01:13I'm the head coach. A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:01:20What's right? Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts. Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:01:26Keep dreaming.
00:01:31Divorce agreement? You already had this ready?
00:01:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it? It's signed.
00:01:39Come on, babe. Let's go.
00:01:46Who's calling this trash? Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:01:50All you should do is worry about is unemployment insurance.
00:02:01Fuck off.
00:02:0825,000 passing yards. Front runner for the Heisman. Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:02:13Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:02:15Who is this?
00:02:16Mr. Vincent? This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights. I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:02:22Annual salary is a million dollars. How's that?
00:02:28You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:02:30Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious. As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not
00:02:35a problem.
00:02:36Yes, yes. I'll take the position. Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:02:42That's the dumbest thing they've ever done. Don't worry, Mr. Vincent. My team is going to treat you with the
00:02:47respect you deserve.
00:02:49Thanks so much.
00:02:50Great. Looking forward to it.
00:02:54Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:02:57And?
00:02:58I am adding him to our player roster. Just in case.
00:03:01Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player? Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:03:06Plus, esta viejo.
00:03:08Okay, do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback? He was phenomenal.
00:03:12One, two, three, two, three, four, two, three, four, three, four, five, four, five, six, six, six, seven, six, seven,
00:03:20seven, eight, eight, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, eight, nine.
00:03:21Ted's got the ball. Time's running out. If he scores this one in the shots will go straight to the
00:03:26championship today.
00:03:27Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league. If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the
00:03:34end story.
00:03:35He's gone.
00:03:37Ready, what?
00:03:3920!
00:03:4010 to go!
00:03:49Fuck!
00:03:53Oh my fucking legs!
00:03:59We'll just win, okay?
00:04:01It's gonna heal, alright?
00:04:02Look, look, I swear, I can still walk out, okay?
00:04:10I'm sorry, Ted.
00:04:12We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:04:14I'm very sorry.
00:04:16No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:04:17Hey!
00:04:18All-American, his name is Ted.
00:04:21Of course, he broke his leg during the championship.
00:04:23If that hadn't happened, he would've been a superstar by now.
00:04:27Yalla, marica.
00:04:28You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:04:30Si, marica.
00:04:32I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:04:34And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:04:41Boo!
00:04:44Hey, buddy.
00:04:45You know what NFL stands for?
00:04:47Not for long.
00:04:48That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:04:50Three close games in a row?
00:04:51Really?
00:04:52This is the worst team in the division.
00:04:54There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:04:56Boo!
00:04:57Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:04:58Fuck it, poor fuck.
00:05:01What the hell happened?
00:05:02You lost to a third-rate team?
00:05:04You were winning so easy before.
00:05:06They must've studied our plays.
00:05:09Every route was locked down.
00:05:11We won't lose again.
00:05:12When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:05:16We never struggled like this.
00:05:18If he were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:05:19Shut the fuck up, James!
00:05:21Ted?
00:05:23You mean that assistant to the last victory last time?
00:05:26Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:28Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:05:30The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:05:34So that's how he pulled it off?
00:05:36Damn, acting like all the other players with his ideas?
00:05:38Fuck!
00:05:38Exactly.
00:05:41That's why I fired him.
00:05:43Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:05:47But you listen to me, Wes.
00:05:50If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:05:54You understand me?
00:05:55Yes, sir.
00:05:56Don't fuck with me.
00:05:58Yes, sir.
00:06:00Damn it!
00:06:01The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:06:03I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:06:12This...
00:06:14This is Ted's playbook.
00:06:19We're safe.
00:06:24Hey, hey.
00:06:25Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:06:28Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:06:31You scored three points.
00:06:32You're a washed up assistant, dumped by his wife.
00:06:36What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:43Scott.
00:06:45If you wanna win this game, you will run my plays.
00:06:48Period.
00:06:49Your plays are trash!
00:06:51Hey then.
00:06:53You're benched.
00:06:54Next man up!
00:06:55Wait.
00:06:56Wait, what?
00:06:56Seriously?
00:06:58You're benching me!
00:06:59Look.
00:07:00You may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:07:04You are done here.
00:07:06Your plays are horseshit!
00:07:08Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:07:11It's impossible!
00:07:11You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:07:14Or the assistant coach!
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:26Is that hard?
00:07:30Oh!
00:07:43Is that hard?
00:07:45That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it!
00:07:48Come on, nobody's that good.
00:07:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:07:51Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:07:53And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow my
00:07:57plays, we will win this game.
00:08:00I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:08:02Might as well try it.
00:08:03No way we're coming back.
00:08:04And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:08:13Touchdown!
00:08:15That fast?
00:08:17Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:08:25You're moving like a bench the whole time.
00:08:28And that's the game!
00:08:29Knights take the win!
00:08:31Let's go!
00:08:32Come on!
00:08:33You want a win like this?
00:08:34We never even dreamed of!
00:08:36Following this plays, we actually crushed it!
00:08:38Who is this guy anyway?
00:08:40The people's fucking big.
00:08:41Yeah!
00:08:55Welcome to the team, coach!
00:09:02Go Knights!
00:09:04The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to
00:09:09the final four under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:09:12Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight
00:09:17losses.
00:09:17Losers!
00:09:18Go home!
00:09:18You're damned as great!
00:09:20Get off the field!
00:09:21Get it!
00:09:23You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:09:29And you!
00:09:31Your plays get worse every damn game!
00:09:33How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:09:34Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:09:39Boss!
00:09:40We just got careless the last few games.
00:09:42Don't worry.
00:09:43We're gonna crush the next game.
00:09:45Well, right!
00:09:46Next game, the semi-finals against the Knights!
00:09:49You lose that, every fucking one you get fired!
00:09:53No, we only said something wrong with great coach Ted!
00:09:56Wait a second.
00:09:57Isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:10:00How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:10:03The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:10:05Now they're in a winning streak, made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:10:07Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:10:09When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:10:12For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:10:16Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:10:18He got a few tricks for me.
00:10:19Now he gives you some genius fucking coach police.
00:10:23Beating MLBs.
00:10:26You can't even win against that loser.
00:10:29Every swinging dick here!
00:10:31He packed their bags!
00:10:36Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:10:38With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:10:43Is that what you all want?
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:46You all want Ted back?
00:10:46Yeah, he won't win one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53Since you want your boyfriend back, guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:10:58Fine.
00:10:59I'll bring him back.
00:11:05Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:11:07Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:11:11No, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:11:15As long as it's my game plan, the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:11:19But from what I've heard, you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:11:23What makes you so confident?
00:11:24Confident.
00:11:25Confident in what?
00:11:27His own delusions?
00:11:29This guy's a clown.
00:11:30Who loves to talk big.
00:11:33What are you doing here?
00:11:35I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:11:36Come back to the Eagles.
00:11:38All you have to do is apologize.
00:11:40Right here.
00:11:41In front of everyone.
00:11:42And maybe, I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:11:46Who the hell do you think you are?
00:11:48You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:11:50Hello.
00:11:51Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:11:54Ted is just a fired loser.
00:11:56Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:11:59He should be thanking us.
00:12:01I'm not going back.
00:12:03Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:12:07Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:12:10Ever.
00:12:10She's right.
00:12:12Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:12:16Right.
00:12:23What is this?
00:12:26Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:12:30Football is a rich man's game.
00:12:32One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:12:35He'll never beat us.
00:12:42Hey!
00:12:43I'll say it one last time.
00:12:45I'll never join the Eagles.
00:12:48Oh, right, you're doing this for the race.
00:12:49Right? Fine.
00:12:52How about 500 more a month?
00:12:53That's what you want, right?
00:12:55You should take it, Ted.
00:12:56With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:13:02500?
00:13:04Is that all you thought?
00:13:05Pathetic.
00:13:12Mr. Vincent, here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:13:17Three million dollars.
00:13:28No way.
00:13:29His bonus is three million?
00:13:32My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:13:34That's what he paid.
00:13:36You two are putting on a show for us.
00:13:41So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:13:44Let me guess.
00:13:46Your team's performance sucked.
00:13:48You fumbled all the tactics, and now you want Ted to come save your ass, right?
00:13:52Bullshit.
00:13:53You only got a few tricks from me.
00:13:56Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:14:00Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:14:06With ease, bitch.
00:14:10Just wait until when I beat you.
00:14:13Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:14:17Hey.
00:14:19The Knights will never lose to you.
00:14:29The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:14:34semi-finals.
00:14:35But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:14:39Will this be the end of their story?
00:14:40Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:14:43Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:14:48Boys, come on. Take a knee. Take a knee.
00:14:49Listen up.
00:14:51I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:14:53No one expects us to win.
00:14:55I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:15:00We will walk out of here with a win. I can promise you that.
00:15:04Yes, sir. Coach, we trust you completely.
00:15:08Alright, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:15:09Alright, boys, bring it in. Hands in the middle. Bart, this one's on you.
00:15:13Alright, win on three, win on me. One, two, three, win!
00:15:15Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:15:20Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:15:24The beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:15:28It's for poor people. People of class.
00:15:31Like her. Like us.
00:15:33Need whiskey or wine.
00:15:35Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:15:37Hey, I got a bowl of money riding on this, son. I need a win.
00:15:40Relax.
00:15:42This is a sure win.
00:15:44Make sure you get your money.
00:15:45Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:15:47This guy right here, $40 million.
00:15:50How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:15:52Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:15:56But I do care about winning.
00:15:58I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:16:02Two victories.
00:16:04You've still been way too soon, coach.
00:16:06Get him!
00:16:10Block up!
00:16:11Come on, block!
00:16:12Push through!
00:16:13Block!
00:16:14There we go!
00:16:15Good, good!
00:16:20Push through!
00:16:22Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:16:25Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:16:28What the fuck is happening?!
00:16:29The Knights' tactics are clearly working.
00:16:32The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:16:35Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:16:36They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:16:39Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:16:41You fucking idiot.
00:16:42I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:16:44What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:16:46It's gotta be a fluke.
00:16:47It's gotta be Ted.
00:16:48He was my assistant.
00:16:49He knows all my fucking plays.
00:16:50But what are you gonna do about it?
00:16:52I have, I have a plan.
00:16:53To turn this around.
00:16:55Trust me.
00:16:56You better not be bullshitting me.
00:16:57I swear to God.
00:16:59That if I can't leave this team to victory, I...
00:17:02I'll resign.
00:17:04This is your last chance, son.
00:17:06Last chance.
00:17:07Am I clear?
00:17:07Don't fuck it up.
00:17:10Shit.
00:17:11Looks like I've got no choice.
00:17:12Kent!
00:17:14What's up, coach?
00:17:15That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:17:19Quarterback.
00:17:20Take them out.
00:17:21They can't win this game.
00:17:23Ben.
00:17:24Go!
00:17:33No!
00:17:34Let's see you finish our game now!
00:17:36What?
00:17:37It's broken!
00:17:38Oh, come on!
00:17:41The last score stands.
00:17:43But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:17:46Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:17:47What are we doing?
00:17:48That's rough in the past!
00:17:49That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:17:50Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:17:57This is my house, boy!
00:17:58I can't run this field, boy!
00:18:00Hey!
00:18:06Oh, you motherfucker!
00:18:07Hey, hey!
00:18:08Listen to me!
00:18:09Hey!
00:18:09Are you blind?
00:18:10Big!
00:18:11Big!
00:18:12Big!
00:18:12Big!
00:18:14Coach, don't question me.
00:18:15You wanna keep coaching?
00:18:16Get back to your sideline now!
00:18:18Yeah.
00:18:19You son of a bitch!
00:18:20How much you paying these refs?
00:18:22Oh, who cares?
00:18:23Your only star player is out.
00:18:25You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:18:27I have cash to burn!
00:18:30Nobody can touch me.
00:18:31Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:18:34Good job.
00:18:35Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:18:39You're talented.
00:18:41Big fucking deal.
00:18:42One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:18:46The world belongs to people like us.
00:18:49That's a little sweater, by the way.
00:18:51Good luck.
00:18:52Throw you back.
00:18:53I think she's calling you.
00:19:07The Eagles have taken the lead strictly,
00:19:09and there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:19:12Looks as though the Knights might not pull off a miracle today.
00:19:15Three of our key players are out.
00:19:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:19:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:19:21Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score,
00:19:24we're done for.
00:19:25Come on, Coach.
00:19:26Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:19:28We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:19:29How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:19:37Alright, Ted, warm up.
00:19:41Only you can save the Knights now.
00:19:44Wait, boss.
00:19:46What do you mean, warm up?
00:19:48Ted, I did my research.
00:19:49You used to be a star.
00:19:51If I weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:19:54I need you to warm up.
00:19:56Ted.
00:19:57Ted Vincent.
00:19:58The same guy the media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:20:01No way.
00:20:02You were my head coach?
00:20:06Grace.
00:20:07I'm the head coach.
00:20:08I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:20:10Actually, you can.
00:20:11I registered you as a player before we started.
00:20:15You're officially on the roster.
00:20:18Going to warm up.
00:20:27My legs healed.
00:20:28But I haven't played in so long.
00:20:30Can I really do this?
00:20:33Hey.
00:20:34You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:20:36Huh?
00:20:37You got this.
00:20:40Now,
00:20:42I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:20:49Maybe...
00:20:49Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:21:01The past injuries are behind me.
00:21:03They won't stop me now.
00:21:11They won't stop me now.
00:21:14Alright.
00:21:16Let's crush them.
00:21:17No, who's what?
00:21:44No, who's not?
00:21:45I'm the one.
00:21:47I'm the 14th team.
00:21:47Yeah!
00:21:49Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:21:54What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent
00:21:58going out there, warming up, mid-half time?
00:22:01It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:22:05Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:22:07Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:22:10You got that right.
00:22:12You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:22:14My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:22:16You're just a worthless cripple dollars, huh? The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team
00:22:24Your boss is out of her mind, and she thinks you're gonna score a single point
00:22:28What if I score? What if you score?
00:22:31Let's make it back
00:22:33You score one point you can slap me in the face one time when you don't I get to slap
00:22:37the shit out of you
00:22:40You're facing the needle later
00:22:47Game's almost lost and he's still talking to it. I'm gonna turn this face in a baby
00:23:05Let's do this
00:23:17Oh
00:23:30If you do that way too far, no one's catching that. He don't even know how to play
00:23:33Wait, he's scared stiff. You scared him so bad he does not have to play
00:23:38Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff
00:23:47Yeah
00:23:54Holy guacamole the nice quarterback is scrambling out into the open field
00:23:58I must ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping ladies and gentlemen
00:24:02A scrambling quarterback because he lost his mind boss. Thank God. I fired this guy cuz he would have wrecked
00:24:07our entire
00:24:24What a wild break! Nobody even came close to catching 10 Vincent and he makes a score
00:24:41Touchdown Knights
00:24:44He just caught the passing through himself
00:24:46Yes! Yes!
00:24:48I knew I picked it right back
00:24:50I thought you said he was a worthless cripple
00:24:52Hang on. It was a fluke
00:24:55He threw it way too far and then he got lucky. Look at the score
00:24:58He can't possibly come back
00:25:00Exactly. I know him. He's a washed up midlife loser. There's no way he's scoring again
00:25:05Maybe he's just getting lucky
00:25:08No! Not again
00:25:09If I can't let him score again
00:25:11I'm not gonna be slapping for him
00:25:13Go!
00:25:15From now on, lock on to Ted
00:25:18If you can't stop him, take him out
00:25:23It's too late Ted
00:25:25Today, your leg breaks again
00:25:29Ted, watch out!
00:25:37Ted scores again! Oh my gosh!
00:25:40Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing
00:25:44Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero
00:25:46He just cut through our entire defense
00:25:48God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market
00:25:51What? A hundred million?
00:25:53At least
00:25:55You called him a washed up nobody
00:25:57You have a star on the team and you cut him
00:25:59I don't know how he's doing this
00:26:00He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs
00:26:02I-I-I don't-
00:26:03He's not supposed to be good
00:26:04You idiot! You let this talent walk
00:26:06West must go!
00:26:11This mess is on you West
00:26:12I should never listen to you
00:26:15There's no way I can lose this game
00:26:16If we lose, I'm out
00:26:18I can't afford to lose everything
00:26:20Garcia!
00:26:29Ooooo
00:26:31I decided like this, Ted
00:26:33The Knights on offense now
00:26:35My God!
00:26:36He just sent the defense flying
00:26:38That man just was thrown two feet in the air
00:26:40That is unreal
00:26:41They look unstoppable
00:26:43Ooooooh my God!
00:26:44Hey! Hey! Time out! Time out!
00:26:51What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:26:52Your intensity just went through the roof
00:26:57He doesn't know what's going on
00:26:59Hey! Rep! I'm gonna file a complaint
00:27:02These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation
00:27:05Oh, come on!
00:27:07You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids
00:27:09Because I'm winning
00:27:10What kind of slander is that?
00:27:11You call that slander?
00:27:13Look around, idiot!
00:27:14Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:27:18Don't play stupid with me
00:27:20So what if I did?
00:27:21I have every official in my back pocket
00:27:23Go, go, go, go
00:27:24Check for yourself
00:27:25You'll find nothing
00:27:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:27:32Please!
00:27:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes
00:27:36You broke losers never even had a chance
00:27:40Smart girl
00:27:40Let me kiss
00:27:45You see, Ted
00:27:46You could break her back your whole life trying to stop family
00:27:48But Emma does not care
00:27:50I can treat her however I want
00:27:52And she'll never leave me
00:27:53I have money
00:27:56She's trash
00:27:57And I couldn't care less about her
00:27:59But this game?
00:28:01I will win
00:28:02The game continues
00:28:04Eagles are back on the field
00:28:10Oh my goodness
00:28:11Ted just intercepted that pass
00:28:13He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man
00:28:16After this game
00:28:17You're out
00:28:18Don't panic, sir
00:28:20I won't win
00:28:22Stop him! Stop him!
00:28:31I can't believe it!
00:28:33Ted's with the interception
00:28:34And he scores!
00:28:36Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal
00:28:38Is he really 32?
00:28:39This is possible
00:28:40Even Juiced up he can't stop Ted
00:28:43Because of you, we lost the top player
00:28:45After this game, I don't care what it takes
00:28:48You bring Ted back to me
00:28:49You understand?
00:28:58Yeah-
00:29:02Unbelievable
00:29:03The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter
00:29:05Can they pull off another miracle?
00:29:07Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted
00:29:15!�
00:29:17Nintendo Taranto There's
00:29:19only one minute left Ted's
00:29:20got the ball He's
00:29:21got the ball Stop him!
00:29:23If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:29:26Tick throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:29:29It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:29:31Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:29:33See? I told you.
00:29:35I can't win.
00:29:36We'll drag this into overtime and crush them in.
00:29:39All right.
00:29:50Hail Mary!
00:29:51My God!
00:29:53Tick just pulled up a game-winning Hail Mary!
00:29:59Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game
00:30:02and heading straight to the championship.
00:30:06We did it!
00:30:12Thank you, Tick.
00:30:14We could not have done this without you.
00:30:16Still need to be done.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:23If you hadn't have fired Ted,
00:30:25we'd be the one celebrating right now.
00:30:26Come on.
00:30:27I know, Ted.
00:30:28He probably just got lucky.
00:30:29Shut your fucking mouth.
00:30:31You go apologize to Ted
00:30:33and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:30:35Yes, sir.
00:30:36All right.
00:30:37Hey, Marika, ganamos!
00:30:38Hey, Marika!
00:30:39Hey, Marika!
00:30:39Hey, Marika!
00:30:43What are you doing here?
00:30:45I'm here to see Ted.
00:30:47Ted,
00:30:48I want you back on the Eagles.
00:30:51What are you waiting for?
00:30:53Apologize to Ted.
00:30:54Now.
00:30:57I'm sorry, Ted.
00:30:59I shouldn't have fired you.
00:31:01Sorry.
00:31:02Now you're sorry?
00:31:03Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:31:06What do you say, Ted?
00:31:08Come back to the Eagles.
00:31:09I'll make you head coach.
00:31:10Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:31:12$2 million a year, minimum.
00:31:14What?
00:31:14$2 million a year?
00:31:16My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:31:19Seriously?
00:31:20Uh, boss.
00:31:22What about me?
00:31:24Shut the fuck up!
00:31:26You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:31:28Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:31:31Ted!
00:31:33I was just testing you before,
00:31:35but now that you've proven yourself,
00:31:36let's get back together, okay?
00:31:38Back together.
00:31:40Ted,
00:31:41deep down,
00:31:42I have always loved you.
00:31:44And you still love me, right?
00:31:50Back when you betrayed me,
00:31:52you never said anything about love.
00:31:55When you humiliated me
00:31:57with another man,
00:32:00you never said a thing about love.
00:32:02And now,
00:32:04you want to talk about love.
00:32:08Ted,
00:32:08that was all just a misunderstanding,
00:32:10okay?
00:32:11Let's go home and talk.
00:32:12Just the two of us.
00:32:13Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:32:16He's better options now.
00:32:19Better options?
00:32:21You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:32:24Without Ted,
00:32:25it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:32:27You really think you can call yourself the better option?
00:32:31What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:32:37Ted,
00:32:37there's something you don't know about me.
00:32:40I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:32:46The Taylor family?
00:32:48The richest family in the world.
00:32:49The trillionaires,
00:32:50who have more money than some pensions.
00:32:52That's right.
00:32:55So tell me,
00:32:56don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:32:59You just want Ted for his money.
00:33:01What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:33:05Bitch!
00:33:06You'll pay for this!
00:33:13Ted,
00:33:14come back to the Eagles,
00:33:15I'll give you whatever you want.
00:33:16Name your prize.
00:33:17Appreciate the offer, Henry,
00:33:18but
00:33:19I'm happy with the Knights.
00:33:22I think I'm going to stick around here a while.
00:33:25Sure, son.
00:33:26Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:33:31I've already proven myself
00:33:32with this win
00:33:34with the Knights.
00:33:35I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:33:38Dammit, this is your fault!
00:33:40You lost me a top-tier player!
00:33:41You know what?
00:33:42You're done with the Eagles!
00:33:44Pat your shit and get the fuck out!
00:33:48Sir, sir!
00:33:49Please don't fire me!
00:33:52Ted,
00:33:53I owe you
00:33:53a real upon.
00:33:55Just come back to the Eagles.
00:33:56I lost our bet.
00:33:57Fair and square.
00:33:58So you can hit me.
00:33:59If you want.
00:34:00We'll just call it even.
00:34:02After, just come back.
00:34:03Come back to the Eagles.
00:34:06Come on!
00:34:07Hit me!
00:34:09Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:34:10I know you want to,
00:34:10I know you want to.
00:34:12I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted!
00:34:13You son of your fucking new wife,
00:34:14remember that?
00:34:15You fucking hit me!
00:34:28I will never
00:34:30forgive you.
00:34:31I will never
00:34:32join the Eagles.
00:34:34Figure out your own mess first.
00:34:37Coach West!
00:34:38We have received reports
00:34:40that you have bribe referees
00:34:41and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:34:42Your coaching license
00:34:43is hereby revoked.
00:34:44You're banned from the NFL.
00:34:46We're life.
00:34:47Please come with us.
00:34:47What?
00:34:49This...
00:34:49Ted!
00:34:50You gotta talk to him.
00:34:51If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:34:53Illegals, I don't even...
00:34:54Please.
00:34:55Please, I'll do anything you want.
00:34:56I'll do anything.
00:34:57People like you
00:34:59are a disgrace
00:35:01to the NFL.
00:35:04Wait!
00:35:05Skip!
00:35:07You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:35:09You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:35:11I'm Alan David Patrick West,
00:35:13goddammit!
00:35:17Hey, I heard you don't really
00:35:19have a place to stay
00:35:21after the divorce.
00:35:22Um, I was thinking
00:35:24maybe
00:35:26if you wanted
00:35:27you could
00:35:28stay with me
00:35:30for a while.
00:35:32It's up to you.
00:35:34Alright.
00:35:35I mean, it's closer to the field
00:35:37anyways, right?
00:35:39Exactly.
00:35:40It's way closer to the field.
00:35:44When they find out how you're treating
00:35:45the best coach
00:35:46in the fucking league.
00:35:47Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:35:48Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:35:49I'm begging you, please.
00:35:49Let him go.
00:35:51Fuck off me.
00:35:55This is all your fault!
00:35:56What, do you guys still have
00:35:57one hell of a coach?
00:35:58Sir,
00:35:59do you really think
00:35:59he won that game on skill alone?
00:36:02What are you getting at?
00:36:03Ted was my assistant.
00:36:04He knows my whole playbook.
00:36:05How else could he have beaten me?
00:36:07That bastard.
00:36:08No wonder he turned down my office.
00:36:13Sir?
00:36:14You still own the Giants.
00:36:16They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:36:17If you give me another shot,
00:36:19I'll demolish him.
00:36:23And if you lose?
00:36:25Scrubbed stadium toilets
00:36:26for the rest of my life.
00:36:30I'll talk to the commissioner
00:36:31about West.
00:36:32Are you seriously trying to
00:36:33brag me after what he did?
00:36:35We're taking him out.
00:36:35I'm unofficial of this league
00:36:36and I take it very responsibly.
00:36:38I'm not just going to sit around here
00:36:39and let people thank you so much.
00:36:40I hope you have a good day.
00:36:43Sounds like a signing bonus for the...
00:36:45You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:36:47That's fair.
00:36:47I'm bringing you to the Giants
00:36:48as an assistant.
00:36:50Don't worry, sir.
00:36:52He's going to regret
00:36:52everything he's ever done.
00:36:54Yeah, he damn well better.
00:37:05This is my house
00:37:06and I have spare bedrooms
00:37:08so feel free to choose
00:37:10whichever you like.
00:37:11It's usually just me.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:12There's the kitchen.
00:37:23And here's the couch.
00:37:25You should come sit.
00:37:26All right, thanks.
00:37:31I'm going to go shower now.
00:37:34All right, thanks.
00:37:35Casa es su casa.
00:37:38Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:37:43See you in a stick.
00:38:04Hey, are you okay?
00:38:05Hey, are you okay?
00:38:14Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:38:19Just sit still and let me
00:38:20loosen up for the bath.
00:38:22Oh my God,
00:38:22that's so much better already, actually.
00:38:26Oh!
00:38:27Oh!
00:38:38I'll grab you a towel.
00:38:42Don't move.
00:38:56Dad?
00:38:57Dad,
00:38:58tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:38:59You haven't been home in years.
00:39:01You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:39:02Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:39:05I've been so caught up with work
00:39:06the past couple years.
00:39:09I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:39:10Great.
00:39:11Great.
00:39:12I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:39:14Okay, bye.
00:39:19Everything okay?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:24It's just my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:39:29I haven't seen them a long time.
00:39:32Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:39:37You know,
00:39:40I was thinking,
00:39:42if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:39:44if you don't have any plans,
00:39:47maybe you could come with me
00:39:49or I could introduce you to them.
00:39:53You want to introduce me to your family?
00:39:56We might make a good team.
00:39:57What do you think?
00:39:59Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:40:01Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:40:03I'm going to be the star.
00:40:04Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:40:06If it works out?
00:40:08I guess we'll be two stars.
00:40:10I'll take that.
00:40:11Two stars.
00:40:13Then I better get some gifts.
00:40:14If you do,
00:40:16nothing too expensive, okay?
00:40:18No, it is my first time meeting them
00:40:19and I have to make a good impression.
00:40:21Actually,
00:40:22I'm going to go right now
00:40:23and have Emily
00:40:24help me pick out some good gifts.
00:40:29and maybe
00:40:30after you win the championship,
00:40:32I'll give you
00:40:33months of luck.
00:40:40It's been a while.
00:40:41I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:40:48Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:40:50Grace has to take care of some
00:40:52billionaire stuff.
00:40:53She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:40:54All right, no problem.
00:41:14Well, well, well.
00:41:16Look who finally decided to show up.
00:41:18Our simple dance.
00:41:20What?
00:41:21All those years working out there
00:41:22and you still can't afford a car?
00:41:26Take a look.
00:41:27Land Rover.
00:41:28700 grand.
00:41:30You probably couldn't afford one.
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:33Alan?
00:41:33You'll be so mean to your cousin.
00:41:36I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:41:38It's just a bit early
00:41:40to be thinking about getting a car
00:41:42unless, of course,
00:41:42it's a broken-down second-hand junkie.
00:41:47Actually,
00:41:48I could afford one.
00:41:49I just
00:41:50haven't felt a need.
00:41:51Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:41:53You talk like you just go out there
00:41:55and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:41:57Say, piece of advice,
00:41:59maybe try checking your bank account
00:42:01before you start bragging.
00:42:02Guys, guys, enough.
00:42:04Today's your grandpa's birthday
00:42:06and it's not a circus.
00:42:09Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:42:11Yeah, sorry.
00:42:12Let's go.
00:42:17Family.
00:42:18You gotta love them.
00:42:23Ethan.
00:42:25Sophia.
00:42:26Alan.
00:42:30My boy!
00:42:32Where he came?
00:42:36I'm sorry.
00:42:38I should have came home a lot sooner.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:41It's all that counts.
00:42:42It's here.
00:42:43What is with all this emotion?
00:42:45He has been gone for years
00:42:47and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:42:50I don't care if these words are not so few.
00:42:53He's healthy.
00:42:54He's safe.
00:42:55It's all that matters.
00:42:57Oh.
00:42:58Your health's nice and all.
00:43:00But money's what really matters here.
00:43:03You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights
00:43:06at $400,000 a year.
00:43:09$400,000?
00:43:11I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:43:14You know, you should beg Alan to give Ted a job.
00:43:18I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you.
00:43:24Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:43:28Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:43:33but if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:43:38Janitor job?
00:43:39That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:43:43You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:43:47Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:43:50Just don't blow it.
00:43:52Yeah, that's right.
00:43:53With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing.
00:43:58I don't know.
00:43:59Tell me, Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:44:04Is it over $2 million a year?
00:44:06You're saying that you have a salary of $2 million?
00:44:11$2 million, but please, a loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:44:17No.
00:44:18Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job,
00:44:22and he froze on a figure like that.
00:44:24He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:44:26You didn't mean it.
00:44:28What was that joke?
00:44:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights,
00:44:34I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:44:37Oh, please.
00:44:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:44:43Daddy?
00:44:44Hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:44:48I already work for the Knights.
00:44:50What?
00:44:52Work for the Knights?
00:44:54Yes.
00:44:56Yes.
00:44:56You work for the Knights?
00:45:00You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:45:02You're in your 30s, so nobody.
00:45:05You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:45:09I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:45:12Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:45:14You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:45:20you.
00:45:21That's right.
00:45:25Oh, please.
00:45:27Everyone knows.
00:45:28You're just a washed-up cripple.
00:45:29You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:45:31And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:45:36Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:45:40I know my son.
00:45:43He's not a liar.
00:45:45Oh, really?
00:45:46He doesn't lie.
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47That, hello, genius, what exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:45:52I'm the head coach.
00:45:55You, you, you're the head coach.
00:45:57Is that what you're saying?
00:45:58Oh, come on.
00:46:00Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:46:02You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:46:04Ow.
00:46:05Tell me he's making it up.
00:46:07I'm just a security manager.
00:46:09I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:46:13Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:46:16He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:46:18I guess forget that he's broke.
00:46:20This loser would never be a head coach.
00:46:24Yeah.
00:46:25A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:46:28If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:46:31Nice try, by the way.
00:46:33You're no head coach.
00:46:35You're just broad and cheap clothes.
00:46:37So, all of you, think that I'm lying?
00:46:42A head coach, dressed like that.
00:46:45Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:46:55Hello and welcome, everyone.
00:46:57Welcome to the place.
00:46:58Please take a look at our menu.
00:46:59Oh, sir.
00:47:00Sandy, the porcolini is due.
00:47:04Wait, wait, wait.
00:47:05Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:47:11Wait, what?
00:47:12He is the Knights head coach?
00:47:14Of course.
00:47:14If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:47:19Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:47:22Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:47:25Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:47:28Of course.
00:47:33Oh, my gosh.
00:47:34This is the best.
00:47:35I can't believe this.
00:47:35I just met the head coach of the Knights.
00:47:38I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:47:40Thank you so much.
00:47:41Of course.
00:47:42Oh.
00:47:46Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:47:50I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:47:53Son, is it really true?
00:47:56No way.
00:47:58That guy's obviously an actor.
00:47:59You pay to trick us.
00:48:01There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:48:07Come on.
00:48:08Just admit it.
00:48:09You're a nobody.
00:48:10A broad.
00:48:12You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:48:16Scraping by for life.
00:48:22You can insult me all you want.
00:48:25Don't you dare.
00:48:27Assault my father.
00:48:31Enough.
00:48:38Don't worry if you made this stupid final.
00:48:41Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:48:44Did you bring him any gifts?
00:48:46Relax.
00:48:48You broke bastard.
00:48:49You mean you showed up at this party empty-handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:48:53We did bring something, Sophia.
00:48:55Yeah.
00:49:01I made this thing myself.
00:49:03It's your father.
00:49:05You got to the trick.
00:49:06You're so broke.
00:49:08Don't open that.
00:49:08You're gifting a stick.
00:49:10Oh, please.
00:49:11Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:49:16You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:49:19Perfect.
00:49:21I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:49:23Let's put the trash.
00:49:24Where it belongs.
00:49:27What are you doing?
00:49:33Go.
00:49:40What are you doing?
00:49:42I spent three months making it.
00:49:44All right.
00:49:47This is the type of thing that'll get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:49:51What?
00:49:52You want to hit me now?
00:49:53You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:49:57Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:49:59Ha.
00:50:00With pleasure.
00:50:04This one.
00:50:05The text relief.
00:50:0750 grand.
00:50:08A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:50:12Wait for it.
00:50:14This one right here.
00:50:16The keys to Mercedes G.A.T.
00:50:19Birthday gift for mom.
00:50:21200 grand.
00:50:22Easy.
00:50:23200,000 dollars.
00:50:25You two won't make that in a lifetime.
00:50:27Best.
00:50:29Take a look.
00:50:33Half a million dollars in cash.
00:50:37Dad's gift for grandpa.
00:50:39Oh my God.
00:50:40All these gifts add up to $750,000.
00:50:43Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
00:50:48They're not even a million dollars.
00:50:50That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
00:50:53Who said that?
00:51:07Sorry, Ted.
00:51:08Hope I'm not too late.
00:51:09Who are you?
00:51:11She looks familiar.
00:51:13I've seen her somewhere before.
00:51:15Wait.
00:51:16Was that at the night stadium?
00:51:19I'm Ted's girlfriend.
00:51:20So you're the girl that I've been telling you about.
00:51:23He said you were beautiful.
00:51:24He wasn't exaggerating.
00:51:26That's very kind of you.
00:51:29Beauty and the Beast, huh?
00:51:31I don't understand what you see in him.
00:51:34The guy's a cripple.
00:51:35He can't even afford a decent gift.
00:51:36You think our gifts are cheap?
00:51:39Why don't you show us something better?
00:51:41Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
00:51:44I pulled a little something from my own collection.
00:51:47Hopefully Grandpa doesn't mind.
00:51:49Oh, from your collection, huh?
00:51:51You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
00:51:54So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
00:51:59Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
00:52:02A painting?
00:52:03Please.
00:52:04How expensive would that be?
00:52:07It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
00:52:09Worth around $3 million.
00:52:15What?
00:52:17There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
00:52:21You're lying.
00:52:23This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015.
00:52:26After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more by now.
00:52:29So tell me.
00:52:30Do I now have the right to call your gifts?
00:52:35Who says it's real?
00:52:36None of us here can tell.
00:52:37Well, for all we know, it's a fake.
00:52:40Here's the auction receipt.
00:52:42That should be an outproof.
00:52:44You're right.
00:52:45Like, that receipt is a fake, too.
00:52:47Look at that.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:49What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
00:52:52Exactly.
00:52:53I mean, only a blind one.
00:52:55Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
00:52:59Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
00:53:01just don't bring a fortune, okay?
00:53:03To Grandpa's party.
00:53:05Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
00:53:07Father has a good eye for art.
00:53:09Might only let him judge for himself.
00:53:11This trash?
00:53:13You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
00:53:16Trash like this belongs on the floor.
00:53:27What just happened?
00:53:30Alan, what did you just tear up?
00:53:32Oh, Grandpa's.
00:53:33Just a painting.
00:53:34These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
00:53:36but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
00:53:39A fake painting?
00:53:41They said the painting was a Picasso with $3 million.
00:53:44But I mean, look at them.
00:53:46They could not afford something like that.
00:53:47It has to be a fake.
00:53:51A Picasso.
00:53:54Oh, my God.
00:53:55See?
00:53:56Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
00:53:59You guys better get out of here.
00:54:01You're not welcome.
00:54:06Alan?
00:54:08Come here.
00:54:09Yes, Grandpa.
00:54:10Close your eyes.
00:54:11That's my boy.
00:54:12That's my boy.
00:54:12All that college education.
00:54:14And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
00:54:18Just shut your mouth.
00:54:20Why?
00:54:20Why did you hit me?
00:54:22You just destroyed $3 million, you idiot.
00:54:27What?
00:54:27$3 million?
00:54:28You can't believe their story.
00:54:30It's obviously a knock-off.
00:54:31I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
00:54:33and I know real from fake.
00:54:35It was worth more than $3 million until you ruined it.
00:54:41What?
00:54:42It's real?
00:54:43Ted, you bought this painting?
00:54:46Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
00:54:48She's the one that brought it.
00:54:50Oh.
00:54:50Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
00:54:52It was intended to be your birthday gift,
00:54:54but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
00:54:58No, it cannot be real.
00:55:00No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
00:55:03but he can't afford something like this.
00:55:05It has to be a fake, obviously.
00:55:08I got it.
00:55:09Ted must have stolen team funds.
00:55:11He's been lying this whole time,
00:55:12and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection.
00:55:16Come on.
00:55:17I'm calling the cops.
00:55:18Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
00:55:22You just refuse to see it.
00:55:25Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
00:55:27to waste your time with a crook with him.
00:55:29Come with me instead.
00:55:31I can show you the high life.
00:55:34The high life?
00:55:35Of course.
00:55:36I'm the night security manager.
00:55:38I mean, what are we talking about here?
00:55:40This guy, just a criminal.
00:55:42If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
00:55:45you'll want to be on my side.
00:55:47You know what I mean?
00:55:48How dare you threaten her?
00:55:49Do you even know who she is?
00:55:51Sure I do.
00:55:53She's Ted's girlfriend.
00:55:55Ted, don't worry.
00:55:57Once you're locked up,
00:55:59I'm going to take very good care of her.
00:56:02Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
00:56:06Actually, Grace owns the nights.
00:56:12What?
00:56:12You're lying.
00:56:15I told you.
00:56:17My son is a lie.
00:56:19Oh, my God.
00:56:21No wonder she looked familiar.
00:56:23You truly are the night's owner.
00:56:27Oh, my God.
00:56:28What have I done?
00:56:30You have a lot of nerve.
00:56:32First, you destroy a $3 million painting of mine,
00:56:35and then you try hitting on me.
00:56:37Tell me, Alan.
00:56:38How do you plan on paying for this?
00:56:40You pay for that?
00:56:41$3 million, even if I sold myself,
00:56:44I could never pay that off.
00:56:46Oh, no.
00:56:47No, no, no.
00:56:48It's all I'm so understanding.
00:56:49I mean, he was just being impulsive.
00:56:51Please, please have mercy on us.
00:56:53Absolutely.
00:56:54A misunderstanding.
00:56:55Huh?
00:56:56Was it a misunderstanding
00:56:57when you insulted us earlier?
00:56:59Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03We're very, very sorry.
00:57:04Can you let this go, please?
00:57:05Please.
00:57:08Obviously, you have loads of money.
00:57:11I mean, you're not going to miss a few million,
00:57:12but I mean, this would ruin my family.
00:57:16You want me to forgive him?
00:57:18Please.
00:57:19If I were the one who damaged the property,
00:57:22would you be so quick to forgive me?
00:57:25Listen.
00:57:27You can mock me all you'd like,
00:57:30but don't ever insult my father.
00:57:33Oliver, please.
00:57:34Please.
00:57:34I'm so sorry.
00:57:35I shouldn't have disrespected you.
00:57:37He's right.
00:57:37No, please.
00:57:38We're so sorry.
00:57:39Ted, we're so very sorry.
00:57:40We're so sorry.
00:57:41Ted, I'll do anything.
00:57:42Please forgive me.
00:57:43Please.
00:57:44You think money makes you better than everyone else?
00:57:46You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
00:57:52You will pay for what you've done.
00:57:55Here's the auction received from the painting.
00:57:57Amount three million.
00:57:59You have three days to be in full.
00:58:05Also, Alan, you're fired from the knights permanently.
00:58:08Pendejo.
00:58:10Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:58:12If we had known he was so powerful,
00:58:13we never would have crossed him.
00:58:15It's about time you got a taste of your own medicine.
00:58:18Oh, you can't.
00:58:19Come on, Grandpa.
00:58:20Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
00:58:24Good idea.
00:58:30All right, tenure.
00:58:32Opponents for the finals are the giants.
00:58:34Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
00:58:37He's really not the type of reckonscope.
00:58:38Relax.
00:58:39I got this.
00:58:40West?
00:58:44Your coach's license got revoked.
00:58:46How are you even allowed in here?
00:58:48If it weren't for Ted,
00:58:49I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
00:58:51Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
00:58:54I'm the giant's assistant coach now.
00:58:57You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
00:59:00And you're still lost.
00:59:02Don't try to blame him for your failure.
00:59:05This time's different.
00:59:06The giants are real power.
00:59:08Worth over $2 billion.
00:59:10I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
00:59:15You'll never win.
00:59:18I've got a plan for the giants.
00:59:21You.
00:59:25If it weren't for you being my former assistant, knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
00:59:30So it was cheating.
00:59:32Silly plays, huh?
00:59:33In the end, you're still a loser!
00:59:36Silly plays, huh?
00:59:38Sir?
00:59:40No.
00:59:41You lost to Ted.
00:59:42You didn't have the right to try to question his skill.
00:59:45Win.
00:59:45I win the championship?
00:59:48No, I have nothing else to say.
00:59:51You'll never win.
00:59:52How about a bet?
00:59:54Loser.
00:59:55Take the winner.
00:59:56$10 million?
00:59:58Swears off football forever.
01:00:00I'm still waiting for your apology.
01:00:11Damn you, Ted!
01:00:12You gonna make sure?
01:00:13You're out of the NFL for good!
01:00:15You'll never get back up!
01:00:16The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league,
01:00:22face off the Knights today.
01:00:23They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and had 13 straight wins.
01:00:29So, we will take Tommy Crofty tonight.
01:00:32Here we go.
01:00:33The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:00:37There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:00:40The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:00:42They truly are the best.
01:00:44This is not good.
01:00:44I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:00:49What's wrong, Ted?
01:00:50The game just started.
01:00:52He can't choke yet.
01:00:53Three drives.
01:00:54Can't even get 20 yards.
01:00:55Fucking pathetic.
01:00:56Guess his luck ran out.
01:00:58Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:01:03Coach, what do we do now?
01:01:06Trust me.
01:01:07I got this.
01:01:09Seriously, Ted?
01:01:10A field goal?
01:01:11Where's that fancy playbook?
01:01:13Not a big shot.
01:01:14See a Hail Mary.
01:01:16Please.
01:01:16A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:01:20What a joke!
01:01:22He couldn't move the ball once.
01:01:23There's no way he makes this take.
01:01:24On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:01:30The kick is up.
01:01:31And it's good!
01:01:33The ninth score from 50 yards back!
01:01:36Unbelievable!
01:01:37This is why we do what we do.
01:01:39Oh, man.
01:01:40It's impossible.
01:01:42What's up, boys?
01:01:43Hey!
01:01:44As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:01:46Woo!
01:01:48Woo!
01:01:50Woo!
01:01:57Yeah!
01:01:58Unbelievable!
01:01:59The next 10 to the league, despite the massive gap in strength!
01:02:02The score is now 17-7!
01:02:05What the hell are you doing?
01:02:06This game's almost over!
01:02:08You stop that terrible bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:02:12You said you could beat this guy!
01:02:13If you lose this, you'll be scrubbing the fucking toilet.
01:02:18There's no other option.
01:02:20I can't win.
01:02:21Fucking useless.
01:02:23Every fucking one of you is useless.
01:02:30Good night, good night.
01:03:04Nobody thought it could happen.
01:03:06Nobody wanted it to, besides me.
01:03:09But guess what?
01:03:10The Knights are the NFL Championship.
01:03:12You can sleep well tonight, Mom.
01:03:14Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:03:16You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:03:18And enjoy, my friend.
01:03:20You deserve it.
01:03:21The NFL Champions.
01:03:24More Knights!
01:03:31Hey.
01:03:33Where you going, Wes?
01:03:35Don't you remember our bet?
01:03:37If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:03:43And has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:03:45$10 million.
01:03:48I could work my whole life and not make the pen money.
01:03:50Ted, have mercy, man.
01:03:53We used to be colleagues.
01:03:54Remember?
01:03:56We...
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57I don't have to.
01:03:58And if I'm forced out of the NFL, we're going to chill.
01:04:01You can't let him off like that!
01:04:03If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged.
01:04:05He costs our guys everything.
01:04:06He has to pay.
01:04:07Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:04:09Come on, coach.
01:04:10You can't let him get away with this.
01:04:11Ooh.
01:04:13Okay.
01:04:22Ted, I was wrong.
01:04:24I never should have done what I did.
01:04:27And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:04:32As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:04:38But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:04:44But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:04:53Yeah.
01:04:54Yeah.
01:04:54No, no problem.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:55Really sorry.
01:04:56Really sorry about it.
01:04:57Really.
01:04:57Really sorry.
01:04:58Hope you like something.
01:04:59Hey, man.
01:05:00Really sorry about it.
01:05:01Really sorry about it.
01:05:01Really sorry.
01:05:02You've got a great arm, by the way.
01:05:05I don't know.
01:05:05You!
01:05:06Son of a bitch.
01:05:08If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:05:11You told me to take out your players.
01:05:13You did.
01:05:13I'm going to tell him.
01:05:14I'm going to report him.
01:05:15Please.
01:05:16Dammit!
01:05:17You fucking piece of trash.
01:05:19If it weren't for your big, fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:05:24Ted, it was all West.
01:05:26Look, so what?
01:05:28We have a beef between us.
01:05:30Come join my team.
01:05:31Help me win the next championship.
01:05:33Whatever you want, you got it.
01:05:36Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is going to get you expelled by the league?
01:05:43NFL rules are for poor people.
01:05:45Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:05:51Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:05:54Come join me.
01:05:55We'll build a super team.
01:05:56We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:06:01I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:06:05But, you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to the
01:06:10commissioner.
01:06:12Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:06:17You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:06:22Come on, man.
01:06:23$100 million?
01:06:27Ted, work with me here.
01:06:28You can fix this.
01:06:29Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:06:31All right.
01:06:31It was just a jet hulk.
01:06:34I don't know.
01:06:35Maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million, too.
01:06:37But, you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:06:41Right?
01:06:43All right, boys.
01:06:44Get him out of here.
01:06:45I'm tired of this.
01:06:46Hey, guys.
01:06:46Chill.
01:06:47Think about what you're doing.
01:06:48I can give you every Super Bowl.
01:06:50I'll give you everything.
01:06:51Ted, what are you doing?
01:06:58Grace.
01:07:00I got the championship.
01:07:03I've got the girl.
01:07:06Now.
01:07:09I think it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:07:14Roling on the field stance.
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