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Office Romance Episode 1 English Subbed: Will Love Bloom or Burn
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00:00:25so nice to finally meet you please lower your expectations i'm way more charming on email
00:00:31well i'm glad you asked me um finally you know i'm a cardio girl i don't normally just hang out
00:00:36by the
00:00:36waves i do not normally live that much it was either ask you out together here trying to impress you
00:00:41so okay why did you leave london for new jersey it was a job opportunity i'm i'm in-house lawyer
00:00:46at
00:00:46aircruise oh i love aircruise thank you i was on time great snacks cheers i love your commercials
00:00:53i'm not just the ceo of aircruise i'm also a pilot i hate doing those my dad used to do
00:00:59them and then
00:00:59when he retired i had to do them it's the worst part of the job you're great my ex-wife
00:01:04is going
00:01:04to be so jealous that i'm on a date with the aircruise lady oh this is not a date this
00:01:09is a
00:01:09work dinner well little birdie told me that you're single and so am i legally now oh that's six months
00:01:17of my life well i'm here to talk business sorry you're right yeah trust me the last thing i want
00:01:22to talk about is my ex-wife okay stacy oh wait wasn't that like a huge demotion oh um i
00:01:30don't
00:01:31know uh i'm singing international law on a global scale is rewarding but today at aircruise i did
00:01:35resolve a dispute between a passenger and an emotional support dog so oh you're hiding something
00:01:41thank you why did you really leave did you quit or did you get fired you can tell me anything
00:01:46i'm like
00:01:46a vault like my ex-wife gave me scabies and i didn't tell us well done aircruise is expanding
00:01:53into dallas fort worth it's huge for us dallas and i'd like the lounge there to reflect and be kind
00:01:58of
00:01:58like a cathedral for me larry oh uh excuse me um stacy's from dallas oh that's where we met
00:02:19are you crying
00:02:26i'm sorry
00:02:27should we get some food let's get some food i had a protein bar earlier you know why i come
00:02:32here
00:02:32for these bad guys we're so good right i'm gonna taste the tequila right oh good it's in there
00:02:36and it is it's there should we get some water oh my god they're playing my little favorite song
00:02:41oh my god i love this song it's a good song we have to dance no we don't we absolutely
00:02:46don't
00:02:47don't you just dance no no absolutely no it's a it's a restaurant it's in it oh okay you want
00:02:50to see
00:02:59what the
00:03:00fuck sit down
00:03:02oh my boyfriend will kick your ass
00:03:04hey hey hey hey i have some time
00:03:05i'm gonna be getting you hot
00:03:07okay
00:03:07apologize everyone
00:03:10oh
00:03:10oh
00:03:12Oh, shit.
00:03:15And then we stopped sleeping together.
00:03:19She thought it was her fault, but...
00:03:24Honestly, it was mine.
00:03:26And now I masturbate to her.
00:03:29I jerk off to my ex-wife.
00:03:31I mean, is that fucked up?
00:03:32And that's my cue.
00:03:33Okay.
00:03:34Excuse me.
00:03:44I had a really nice time tonight.
00:03:47Good night, Tanya.
00:03:48Not on the first date, huh?
00:03:51You are a gentleman.
00:03:54Well, until next time.
00:03:59Good night.
00:04:00Good night.
00:04:01God, you're such a pussy.
00:04:03Mom!
00:04:04Hi, Mom!
00:04:12Jackie, I just want to apologize again.
00:04:16I'm really sorry.
00:04:18You should call.
00:04:19Stacy.
00:04:21She might be at home thinking about you, too.
00:04:23And masturbating?
00:04:25Goodbye, Larry.
00:04:27Goodbye, Larry.
00:04:31Goodbye.
00:04:46Goodbye, Larry.
00:04:54Goodbye, Larry.
00:04:58Bye.
00:04:58Bye.
00:05:00Bye.
00:05:01Bye.
00:05:04Bye.
00:05:20All right, Frederick. Here we are. Finished last night. If you could get that to Mr. Vance when he gets
00:05:23there, please.
00:05:24That was fast. You can take more time if you want. Mr. Vance will be mad if there are mistakes,
00:05:30so...
00:05:30Um, there are no mistakes. All right, Claire?
00:05:35Ugh, no. It's freezing outside, and then it's like a thousand degrees on the train, so I sweat all the
00:05:39way through my thermal underwear.
00:05:41But then that sweat froze on my walk to work, and now I have this, like, insane rash behind my
00:05:45knees.
00:05:46Oh, dear.
00:05:47What did you get up to last night?
00:05:49Oh, nothing.
00:05:50No, you did something. What was it?
00:05:53Just something personal.
00:05:55Like what?
00:05:56I'm sorry. I think this might be a cultural difference. Um, discussing personal things with a co-worker seems inappropriate
00:06:02or rude to me.
00:06:03Oh.
00:06:04So when I say, all right, Claire, I'm not really asking if you're all right. I'm just saying, hello.
00:06:08Oh, because for me, if you ask me a question, then I answer it, because that is how a conversation
00:06:12works.
00:06:13Right. Well, for example, yesterday, when you...
00:06:17When you told me your IPS was intense, that's a personal issue for your personal life. Do you see?
00:06:23What do you want me to say?
00:06:24It's just all right. I say all right, and you say all right, and we go about our day.
00:06:27But I'm not all right.
00:06:28No one's all right, Claire. We just say it.
00:06:34Good morning, Mr. Cruz.
00:06:35Good morning.
00:06:39Good morning, Mr. Cruz.
00:06:40Good morning.
00:06:41Good morning, Mr. Cruz.
00:06:43Good morning, Mr. Cruz.
00:06:46Hey, hey. How'd it go last night?
00:06:48A nightmare.
00:06:49Who told Larry I was single?
00:06:51Who doesn't know that you're single?
00:06:53Fair.
00:06:53I'm so sorry. Meaning that he hit on you?
00:06:55And then he cried.
00:06:56I'm going to scream. It makes me so angry when people cannot separate their business life from their personal life.
00:07:00Except in your case, which is business life and business life.
00:07:03Hey, I don't need anybody else in my life right now. I'm focused on work.
00:07:06I hear that, sister.
00:07:09Okay. I know I'm not supposed to ask this, but how are you even walking right now?
00:07:13You're actually not allowed to have that.
00:07:14Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
00:07:15No.
00:07:15Thanks to your airline.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:17Seriously, shouldn't you be home? We're in a hospital.
00:07:20Giving birth?
00:07:20Yeah, I'm going to go to the hospital where the baby comes, and I'll resume work the next day.
00:07:24You're kidding, right? We have maternity minutes. I'm hurt about you.
00:07:27Hey, Marcus.
00:07:27Yeah?
00:07:28Get this down to legal.
00:07:29Ms. Cruz?
00:07:29Yeah, right away, Ms. Blue.
00:07:31Right away, Ms. Blue.
00:07:33So, you all set for the deposition?
00:07:34Mm-hmm.
00:07:36Nervous?
00:07:36No.
00:07:36Look, this is nothing. It's nothing. If the biggest airline on the planet is not suing somebody somewhere, their dicks
00:07:42get softened.
00:07:43What?
00:07:43You can't say that. The drawers. Oh, well, it's true.
00:07:45I'm not safe.
00:07:46It's going to be fine. Vance is going to destroy them.
00:07:49He is, isn't he?
00:07:50Yes.
00:07:51I buy a ticket to see this one.
00:07:52Peter Vance is going to eat those assholes for breakfast.
00:07:56Dunderson.
00:07:57Peter Vance here.
00:07:58What is this horseshit about moving up to deposition?
00:08:04Huh?
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07Oh, fuck you.
00:08:08I'm like, listen, asshole.
00:08:10If that's the only time you're seeing those precious schedules, I'll deposition his ass, too.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15Yeah, I fucking can.
00:08:17Check your email, dipshit.
00:08:19Just look.
00:08:22I can be there.
00:08:26What's going on?
00:08:28No.
00:08:29I don't know if he was going to...
00:08:31What should he get up with?
00:08:32All right, sir?
00:08:33No, not at all.
00:08:34Mr. Vance took down his breakfast burrito.
00:08:36Oh, my God.
00:08:38You can have burritos for breakfast.
00:08:40I'm so sorry.
00:08:41Is he okay?
00:08:41He has a tube down his throat.
00:08:43He is using hand signals to sue the food truck for a recklessly large sausage chunk.
00:08:46Is this him?
00:08:46Are you?
00:08:47Blanche Flower?
00:08:47Yes.
00:08:48Daniel Blanche Flower.
00:08:48Well, the general goes down.
00:08:49Time to bring in the colonel.
00:08:51Vance says you're hot shit, so you're on the Falcon Airlines deposition.
00:08:53You need to be in Miss Cruz's office in five minutes.
00:08:55I'll be there.
00:09:00Why are you all looking at me like that?
00:09:02Have you met Miss Cruz?
00:09:02Um, no, Rachel.
00:09:04I've not yet had the pleasure.
00:09:06The pleasure?
00:09:08So you enjoy feeling dumb and scared?
00:09:11She's tough.
00:09:12Don't babble.
00:09:13But don't say nothing.
00:09:14Just speak the exact right amount.
00:09:16And do not compliment her shoes.
00:09:18Oh.
00:09:19It was the worst elevator ride of my life.
00:09:21She likes the smell of lavender.
00:09:22Try to smell like lavender.
00:09:23She hates the sound of breathing.
00:09:24Don't breathe.
00:09:25But if you have to breathe, try to take a quick gasp through the side of your mouth like this.
00:09:44She's expecting you.
00:09:46Good luck.
00:10:02You're very, um, impressive.
00:10:08You.
00:10:10Hello.
00:10:12You.
00:10:14Wow.
00:10:15You're the new lawyer?
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:18Um, sorry.
00:10:19I am he.
00:10:20Daniel.
00:10:21Lunchflower.
00:10:22Nice shoes.
00:10:24Sydney?
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:28Is this a guy?
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30This is, um, I literally already forgot it.
00:10:32Lunchflower.
00:10:33Lunchflower.
00:10:34Lunchflower.
00:10:35Can we postpone the deposition?
00:10:36No.
00:10:37It'll look like we're hiding something.
00:10:38Um, Miss Cruz, I can assure you I am quite capable and happy to help with whatever you may
00:10:46need help with.
00:10:47Um, shoes or, or probably more law-based help, I imagine you need actually from me.
00:10:53Pfft.
00:11:17Good morning.
00:11:18I'm Deca.
00:11:18Vanessa, nice to meet you.
00:11:19Nice to meet you.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:21Well, let's get in.
00:11:23Miss Cruz.
00:11:23Four months ago, on July 25th, Falcon Airlines had a verbal agreement with the board of the
00:11:28Dallas-Fort Worth airport to acquire 10 gates in their new terminal.
00:11:31Are you aware of all this?
00:11:33Yes.
00:11:34But on July 26th, the very next day, you flew to Dallas on your personal private jet,
00:11:38Cruise 1, to meet with Charles Johnson, the chairman of the Dallas-Fort Worth board.
00:11:42And after your evening together, Mr. Johnson just changed his mind, decided to give the
00:11:47gates that he had already given to Falcon Airlines to you.
00:11:50Is that correct?
00:11:51Yes.
00:11:51Would you care to tell us what happened that evening?
00:11:53Between you and Mr. Johnson?
00:12:00We had dinner.
00:12:01Did you go anywhere else after dinner?
00:12:03Back to your hotel?
00:12:04Back to his place?
00:12:05No.
00:12:06Maybe the ATM?
00:12:08You are aware that Mr. Johnson, days after your dinner, bought himself a brand new boat.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:12Which is it?
00:12:12Did I bribe him or did I sleep with him?
00:12:14You tell us, Miss Cruz, because that's what we're here to find out.
00:12:17I need a moment to confer with my turn.
00:12:19Miss Cruz, the brakes are at a set time.
00:12:24What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:25What would you have me do?
00:12:27Vance would be in there fighting everywhere, coming out of his creepy little mouth.
00:12:30Object!
00:12:30I won't do that.
00:12:32Do it.
00:12:33No.
00:12:33Do it.
00:12:34Miss Cruz.
00:12:34Do it or I'll fire your ass.
00:12:36Then fire me.
00:12:38Look, I know I didn't make a great first impression, but to be fair, you do glow, and those are
00:12:41amazing shoes.
00:12:44I have done this before.
00:12:47You better fucking show me something in there.
00:12:54And finally, Miss Cruz, after your evening together with Mr. Johnson, the two of you met for breakfast the next
00:12:59morning.
00:12:59Is that correct?
00:13:00It was coffee.
00:13:01We didn't have breakfast.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04Coffee.
00:13:05Thank you for everything, Jackie.
00:13:06I'm done with her.
00:13:07Are we going to take a break before we depose, Mr. Button?
00:13:09No, no.
00:13:10I only have a question or two.
00:13:11It shouldn't take long.
00:13:14So, for the record, you are William Button, CEO of Falcon Airlines.
00:13:19I am, but you can call me Bill.
00:13:20Wonderful.
00:13:22So, Bill, you seem to know an awful lot about the time Miss Cruz spent with Mr. Johnson.
00:13:27I guess I do.
00:13:28You know when they went to dinner.
00:13:30You know where they went to dinner.
00:13:32You know what they ate.
00:13:34She had the filet and he had the Chilean sea bass.
00:13:36Right.
00:13:38So, for me, I think the question is quite simple.
00:13:43How do you know all this?
00:13:46Uh, the information was given to me by an interesting person, an interested party, who happened upon the knowledge of
00:13:59the, uh, facts.
00:14:17That's what he said.
00:14:18Thank you, Vanessa.
00:14:19Vanessa, I am curious.
00:14:22Who was the interested party?
00:14:25Paul?
00:14:26Paul something, I forget.
00:14:28Paul Huntingford?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30Mr. Johnson's personal assistant?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32Did you pay him or did you just sleep with him?
00:14:33So, we're going to call it right there.
00:14:34I'm sorry to cut this off.
00:14:35The brakes are at a set.
00:14:36Yeah, we'll be in touch.
00:14:39Thank you, Vanessa.
00:14:40Good job, Dad.
00:14:51Heather?
00:14:52Yes, Miss Cruz?
00:14:52Can you ask Mr. Blancheflower to come up here, please?
00:14:56Absolutely.
00:14:57Yeah, and then you can go home for the day.
00:14:59Okay, good night.
00:15:14Miss Cruz?
00:15:15Close the door, please.
00:15:17Have a seat.
00:15:28Well, this is my least favorite thing to do, but I'm sorry.
00:15:37Are there more words to that sentence?
00:15:39No.
00:15:40I hate apologizing, so please just accept it.
00:15:44I do.
00:15:45You did great today.
00:15:47Well, I had familiarized myself with the case.
00:15:49You read all that on the off chance that your boss would choke on a sausage chunk the morning of
00:15:55the deposition.
00:15:55Well, you'd be amazed the amount of high-powered lawyers who choke on sausage chunks.
00:15:59The numbers are frankly staggering.
00:16:02Well, it's nice to meet someone who gives a shit.
00:16:04It's rare.
00:16:06You know, for most people, work is something that you have to endure until the weekend.
00:16:09But for me, this is the best part.
00:16:13I get that.
00:16:15So, thank you for being one of us.
00:16:20You're welcome.
00:16:25Whoa.
00:16:26Hey, I'm so sorry.
00:16:28What the fuck, dude?
00:16:28Please, can I assure you this is not my truth?
00:16:29Get the fucking fuck out of my fucking...
00:16:30Yes, of course.
00:16:31Dear God, I'm so sorry.
00:16:32I would like to explain.
00:16:33I think this was caused by a variety of stimulants.
00:16:35All stimuli, never mind.
00:16:36Why is it still here?
00:16:37I do not go, and I wish it would go away, and I'm leaving right now.
00:16:39I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
00:16:40I do not go, and I wish it would go away, and I wish it would go away, and I
00:16:58wish it would go away.
00:17:10All right, Daniel?
00:17:11Claire will be in my office with the door closed for quite some time.
00:17:13Potentially several weeks.
00:17:14Are you okay?
00:17:15What's wrong?
00:17:20Might make you feel better if you talk about it.
00:17:22It's my business, Claire.
00:17:23My personal business.
00:17:26Miss Cruz would like to see you in her office immediately.
00:17:32Well, why didn't you stop with that?
00:17:36Yeah, I haven't hurt my ceilings yet.
00:17:40You wanted to see me?
00:17:42No.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:43He was talking to me.
00:17:45Please come in and shut the door, Mr. Blanchard.
00:17:49So, with Peter in the hospital, I'd like you to take over the day-to-day operations of the legal
00:17:53department.
00:17:56That is, if you're up for it.
00:18:02Of course.
00:18:04Shouldn't be too hard.
00:18:09Okay, thank you.
00:18:10You can close the door when you leave.
00:18:12Actually, stay.
00:18:13Cindy, we can finish this up later.
00:18:15Can we?
00:18:16I'd like to have a few words with Mr. Blanchflower.
00:18:21Great job.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:24I'll help you with this.
00:18:25Whoa, absolutely.
00:18:26Don't do that.
00:18:26Are you kidding me?
00:18:271952.
00:18:28I think maybe turn around is the quickest human way to move across the room.
00:18:32You want the door open or closed?
00:18:33Close, please.
00:18:34Open.
00:18:34Close.
00:18:35You know what?
00:18:35I'm going to close it.
00:18:38Please have a seat.
00:18:45So, moving forward, I'm hoping we can work together without any further incidents.
00:18:52Of course, and I do apologize again for my...
00:18:55I'm putting it behind me.
00:18:58I do hope you know I would never consciously entertain the thoughts of anything like that,
00:19:06even if your company didn't have a zero-tolerance policy on inter-office relationships.
00:19:11Well, don't shoot where you eat.
00:19:12That's Captain Jack's number one rule.
00:19:14That's my dad.
00:19:15Oh, I'm well aware of the famous Captain Jack Cruz.
00:19:18War hero.
00:19:20Entrepreneur.
00:19:21Hell of a storyteller.
00:19:22That's him.
00:19:23I'm still on the board.
00:19:24Is that honorary?
00:19:26No.
00:19:27He's still in there every board meeting.
00:19:29If not, they would replace me by now with some prep school Ivy Leaguer.
00:19:33But aren't you doing incredibly well?
00:19:35Yes, we are.
00:19:36I think they'll always just see me as Daddy's little girl.
00:19:39That sounds...
00:19:41not frustrating.
00:19:45Well, if I don't see you again, have a nice weekend.
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:49No.
00:19:50See you Monday.
00:19:51See you Monday.
00:19:51I'll wait.
00:19:52Me too.
00:19:53I mean...
00:19:53For work.
00:19:53For work.
00:19:59Cheerio.
00:20:00Yes, cheerio.
00:20:13Okay.
00:20:14Good question.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15Is my spleen still staring me down and rubbing her belly like a Bond villain strikes a cat?
00:20:19Yes.
00:20:21It's not good news.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:24Good luck, man.
00:20:25Thanks.
00:20:32Slow down.
00:20:34Slow down to the floor and skip past Covertures did that really nicely.
00:20:38Listen to me.
00:20:40It's really good.
00:20:51Go home.
00:20:52It's Saturday.
00:20:53If you are here, I'm here.
00:20:55Just to be clear, you are going to take a week off when the baby comes, right?
00:20:59If I can lay in a bed, I can sit at a desk.
00:21:01Work is my priority.
00:21:03Lots of people say that before they have kids.
00:21:04Well, I'm not going to be one of those people.
00:21:05I'm so sorry for shouting at you, Jackie.
00:21:07I was artificially inseminated to avoid the distractions of a relationship,
00:21:10so the only people in my house are going to be me and my army of nannies.
00:21:13Oh, God.
00:21:13Yeah, the, um, baby.
00:21:15Please feel free to reconsider on the day.
00:21:17Hey, before you go, Falcon Airlines.
00:21:19Um, fucking God Christ.
00:21:21Are we still waiting to hear if this fucking judge thinks this bullshit lawsuit has merit?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:25Um, Daniel says that it's ridiculously frivolous and we should be fine.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:31Um, you know, the, um, the other night, um, after the deposition.
00:21:39Uh-huh.
00:21:41What?
00:21:42Um.
00:21:44What?
00:21:45Nothing.
00:21:46What's happening right now?
00:21:47Jackie?
00:21:48It's nothing.
00:21:48What?
00:21:49Go home.
00:21:49Jackie?
00:22:25You sure you'll get along with her?
00:22:29She's my sister.
00:22:31And she's handcuffed to the table.
00:22:35Be careful.
00:22:36She's my sister.
00:22:38She's handcuffed to the table.
00:22:39Where are you from, Buckingham Palace, you freak?
00:22:42You know I have to talk like this, Lizzie.
00:22:44I can't go into court and say all the objections, fuckface.
00:22:50What's going on with the birds?
00:22:52Absolutely nothing is going on with the birds.
00:22:53I worry about you.
00:22:55It's been so long since you got laid.
00:22:56Your balls must be like watermelons.
00:22:57That isn't how balls work, Lizzie.
00:22:59Worry about yourself.
00:23:00I've never had more sex in my life.
00:23:01I swear it's the accident.
00:23:02The birds fucking love it.
00:23:03Some days I don't even wear pants.
00:23:05Elizabeth.
00:23:05Daniel, go back home.
00:23:08I don't need my little brother to babysit me.
00:23:10You're never going to find anyone here.
00:23:11These Americans aren't your type.
00:23:14What's that?
00:23:16Nothing.
00:23:17It was fucking something.
00:23:18Nothing.
00:23:23It doesn't matter.
00:23:24There is someone I like, but we can't be together.
00:23:26Too big.
00:23:27Big old unit.
00:23:28No, Lizzie.
00:23:29Hairy belly.
00:23:30Lizzie.
00:23:30Is it me?
00:23:31Sick fuck on your sister.
00:23:32Jesus Christ, Lizzie.
00:23:33It's my boss.
00:23:34Is she fit?
00:23:35It isn't actually like that.
00:23:36She's smart.
00:23:39She's dynamic.
00:23:42She's like...
00:23:43She's incredible.
00:23:45Is she fit?
00:23:45We shook hands and I got a boner.
00:23:47It was so bad.
00:23:49Fucking hell.
00:23:51We'll ask her out then?
00:23:52I can't.
00:23:54You don't shit where you eat.
00:23:55I do.
00:23:56I shit where I eat.
00:23:57Where I sleep, where I read books, where I wank.
00:23:59I can't.
00:24:00Really, I can't.
00:24:02I know ethics isn't your thing, Lizzie, but...
00:24:04I'd be disbarred.
00:24:06I'd lose my visa.
00:24:08I'm not going home without you.
00:24:10You fucking idiot.
00:24:11You're a fucking idiot, you prick.
00:24:22I'm not going home without you.
00:24:25I'm not going home without you.
00:24:28Welcome back, Peter.
00:24:30Did you hurt your legs?
00:24:31No.
00:24:31Rachel, I left the hospital before they released me.
00:24:34Meaning if I fell, I would be legally obliged to see the airline.
00:24:37Do you mind?
00:24:38Oh, that's not happening.
00:24:49welcome back peter how are you fantastic i bankrupted the bastards and then i uh i took
00:24:55the food truck as an extra fuck you for almost killing me it was a good day lovely stuff um
00:24:59would you like an update on falcon airlines no need i'm gonna get that bullshit thrown
00:25:05out with a summary judgment so big the judge is gonna choke on it
00:25:09if i may i'm not sure that's a little puppy i'll take it from here big dog is back
00:25:18it's very good it doesn't stop okay
00:25:25i love it
00:25:41what the fuck is this is vance's insane insane 200 page document urging the judge to throw out the
00:25:46lawsuit what did he do he tracked down every guy i dated in the past 10 years i guess he
00:25:51was hoping
00:25:51to establish a pattern of behavior in which you don't have sex which you really don't uh you were
00:25:56artificially inseminated i fuck uh jackie the last guy to swear under oath that you had sex was
00:26:03four years ago that can't be true look i've been busy my poor sweet little baby you wanted to see
00:26:08me no he's talking to me have you read this i read it twice twice it's my job as mortifying
00:26:14as this is
00:26:16do you think it will work i think this is a conversation for mr no you work for me okay
00:26:20not peter
00:26:21tell me what you think tell me the truth this was a huge mistake we had a great argument that
00:26:27didn't hinge on the fact that you're a um a sexless freak okay i was going to say um odd
00:26:33prude
00:26:33don't love that an amish widow hate that even more a choosy queen thank you
00:26:40i'm sorry
00:26:49what you're too fucking no jackie you're in the middle of a lawsuit that hinges on whether or
00:26:53not you slept with a business associate i am very well aware if you fuck an employee
00:26:57you will lose your airline over that shit we are not sleeping together the board is looking for any
00:27:01excuse to throw you out don't give them the excuse me i have sworn affidavits i say i'm not fucking
00:27:05anybody okay good plus you are way out of this guy's league it would be like how many of troy
00:27:10having sex with mr bean thank you what do you want to do about vance yeah i don't give a
00:27:17fuck
00:27:17bring it yeah see you there we're uh going on trial oh whoa from now on daniel will be running
00:27:26point on falconer no no no no no no no you can't do that peter you can't devote me i
00:27:30put too much work
00:27:31too many goddamn marriages into this airline let's just take a breath i think handle
00:27:35this case for you i will win this case for you or i quit
00:27:59good morning daniel it's me jacqueline cruz miss cruz of course your name came up
00:28:04um thank god nobody saw your phone um what can i do for you emergency board meeting about peter
00:28:11vance at 8 a.m i need you there absolutely i'll be there great thank you okay bye bye bye
00:28:30this whole thing is ridiculous peter vance is an old friend more importantly a damn good lawyer and he
00:28:37messed up i'm sure you all read his document the details of which were wildly false but you just
00:28:42replaced peter vance with some new guy daniel blanchflower young man when i'm talking to you
00:28:47you'll be the first to know it eye contact would be a dead giveaway mr blanchflower despite his recent
00:28:52arrival is the best person for the job and it's my call i'm ceo at our pleasure miss cruz your
00:28:58rash
00:28:58emotional decision has given us further doubt you're the best man for the job hot damn
00:29:03god you're just in time for the fireworks captain jack hola francisco ladies and gentlemen good
00:29:10morning good morning gordita how are you doing dad is gordita like little kitty a little fatty
00:29:18jesus what the hell did you replace peter vance with a guy who's still unpacking his office
00:29:22that about catch me up the board is not happy with my decision we work for them honey not the
00:29:28other
00:29:28way around jack we do not like this decision and hate not being consulted i get it gordita you did
00:29:35what you thought was right but now it's time for cooler heads to prevail now the kid can second share
00:29:41this that's what you want but peter's our guy this is too important i know how important peter is to
00:29:45this company it was never my intention for him to quit then call him up and apologize boom job done
00:29:51jack
00:29:52i'm sorry we keep coming back to this but we feel it's time to bring in an experienced ceo
00:29:57it's time to make a change it's absolutely not the time
00:30:03and your blood flower tried to introduce myself earlier but you were rude
00:30:10peter vance is a good man who made a terrible mistake and as for me frankly i'm overqualified to
00:30:17be here i'm like jute bellingham playing right back for your sunday league pub team
00:30:24football soccer pub team
00:30:30jude bellingham great midfielder thank you
00:30:34miss cruz made the right decision just like all the decisions she has made that have made you all
00:30:38millions and millions of pounds shit dollars and genuinely very good
00:30:42if i were you i would keep trusting her decisions until she surprises us all by making a bad one
00:30:49thank you
00:30:54may i say i do not like this man i've got it with you at all thank you sydney but
00:30:58i do agree with
00:30:59what he just said miss cruz she knows what she's doing and i know better than to disagree with a
00:31:04pregnant woman so for now we stick with gordita and the brit yes yes
00:31:20we need to talk about the direct operating cost of adding this ticket dollars there's an additional
00:31:26i want you
00:31:28and of course
00:31:30i return to the clear space
00:31:33talk with my chain and later she knows that i'm not afraid
00:31:39she is good to me and there's nothing
00:31:42she doesn't
00:31:43she doesn't see you she knows i'd like to be you
00:31:45it doesn't matter
00:31:46i want you
00:31:48i want you
00:31:50i want you
00:31:52so bad
00:31:54i don't want you
00:31:56i want you
00:32:14oh thanks guys you shouldn't have
00:32:17happy birthday henry
00:32:19to the best guy ever
00:32:22happy birthday henry you're an absolute cunt
00:32:32your turn
00:32:33it was a compliment
00:32:35no compliment
00:32:36you can't say that word in this office you just can't say that word
00:32:38george i understand that now but it is important to me that you understand where i'm from
00:32:42cunt is not a bad word
00:32:43ah but good news
00:32:44we use cunt for everything
00:32:46are you okay
00:32:46all the time
00:32:47like if you got a parking ticket you might be like you fucking cunt
00:32:50but if you saw an old friend you'd be like cunt
00:32:53because you like them
00:32:54if your team scored a goal you'd be like get in you cunt
00:32:57river mouse
00:32:58ran across your kitchen tabletop you'd be like you cheeky cunt
00:33:01brito
00:33:01it's how we process the five stages of grief
00:33:03cunt
00:33:05cunt
00:33:06cunt
00:33:07cunt
00:33:08cunt
00:33:09honestly george
00:33:11i'm not a
00:33:11stop
00:33:12stop
00:33:14please
00:33:15i want to get on my hands and knees and beg you to not say that word ever again in
00:33:18this office
00:33:18and i'm sorry i'm going to have to write you up for this incident because that was a
00:33:21lot coming at me
00:33:22i understand
00:33:22yeah
00:33:23yeah
00:33:23thank you george
00:33:24you're a kid
00:33:26man
00:33:33while i'm here
00:33:36our zero tolerance dating policy
00:33:38yeah
00:33:38don't you think it's a little
00:33:41unrealistic
00:33:42seems very difficult to stop people from being attracted to each other
00:33:46and if the relationship were consensual
00:33:48and if the behavior remained professional
00:33:51yeah
00:33:52shouldn't that be okay
00:33:55no
00:33:59daniel
00:34:00miss cruis
00:34:02good day to you
00:34:03and a good day to you too
00:34:05sir
00:34:10hey george
00:34:10you got a minute
00:34:12miss cruis
00:34:12yeah of course
00:34:13hello
00:34:14so this um
00:34:15zero tolerance dating policy
00:34:18yeah
00:34:18don't you think it's a bit
00:34:20unrealistic
00:34:23so good news bad news
00:34:25uh bad news is you're you're being deposed again
00:34:27the good news is it's a different lawsuit
00:34:29a passenger that we were removed from a flight is suing you
00:34:32and this judge is insisting that you go to them and carve out two days
00:34:36absolutely not
00:34:37it is in the dominican republic where it's currently 86 degrees
00:34:40why do i leave
00:34:43i'll take cruis one
00:34:44good um two days in paradise nobody deserves it more
00:34:46um who do you want from legal
00:34:48rachel
00:34:49i think probably should take rachel
00:34:50she's the best
00:34:51rachel is the best
00:34:52i love her
00:34:54daniel
00:34:55sorry
00:34:57are you asking me if you should take me
00:34:59well are you asking me if you should take rachel
00:35:02i don't have a preference
00:35:03no should you
00:35:04i mean you'd be great
00:35:05oh he would be the best
00:35:06oh my god
00:35:07get it all done
00:35:08rachel
00:35:08is also great
00:35:10all the great
00:35:10she would be so fun to travel with
00:35:12but daniel is the deposition king
00:35:15right
00:35:15he rules
00:35:17he wins
00:35:19i just wonder with daniel's new responsibilities
00:35:21maybe this assignment is beneath his talents
00:35:25oh that's a good point
00:35:26because that would be embarrassing
00:35:27would that be embarrassing for him to be there
00:35:28he's doing so much already
00:35:29he's getting a play on vacation
00:35:31are you sticking this
00:35:33you're totally right
00:35:34as you say that i realize we are overthinking
00:35:38i'll take daniel
00:35:39i'd be delighted to go
00:35:40happy to go
00:35:41i would be
00:35:43okay to go
00:35:43and i'm okay for you to come
00:35:48okay
00:35:48okay
00:35:49wow what a nightmare
00:35:50next item
00:35:50daniel and jackie will go to the dominican republic
00:35:52moving on
00:35:59excuse me sir
00:36:00what's up brother
00:36:01uh
00:36:02who's what
00:36:03who's what
00:36:05the plane that started it all
00:36:08oh god
00:36:09it's a baby plane
00:36:10thank you
00:36:22welcome aboard
00:36:23you're flying the plane
00:36:25surely you knew
00:36:26i'm not just the ceo of air cruise
00:36:28i'm also a pilot
00:36:29i will admit
00:36:29i did think that was just a
00:36:31public relations thing
00:36:32and you didn't actually fly the planes
00:36:36seriously
00:36:38you do fly planes
00:36:39it's been a while
00:36:41but i do use a simulator all the time
00:36:43although i have to be honest
00:36:43i think that they might put it on easy
00:36:45because i'm boss
00:36:49sorry
00:36:50my bad
00:36:53here we go
00:37:17hello this is your captain speaking
00:37:19flight time is four hours
00:37:22it's a little bit longer
00:37:22if we weren't into any gruffy weather
00:37:24you can stay back there
00:37:25all by yourself for the whole cycle
00:37:27or you can join me up here
00:37:28no i i don't want to be a distractor
00:37:30you keep focusing on what it is
00:37:31you're doing
00:37:32i can't hear a word you're saying
00:37:34you can have to come put on one of these
00:37:35if you want to talk
00:37:51hi
00:37:56is that you and captain jack
00:37:57yeah my first solo flight
00:37:59solo
00:37:59i was 13 years old
00:38:01what
00:38:01i learned how to fly sitting right up here on his lap
00:38:06sometimes i think we spent more time together up here than we ever did on the ground
00:38:11and then we realized that if we just had some rich dude right in the back
00:38:14we could pay for gas and repairs
00:38:15well from that a whole airline
00:38:22amazing
00:38:32so how'd you get into the law
00:38:34um
00:38:35well
00:38:36i wanted to be despised by the entire planet
00:38:38and traffic wouldn't pay enough
00:38:46did you say you like to do this
00:38:49daniel i have an honest to god pilot
00:38:50i will do much worse than this
00:38:52i've been through blizzards
00:38:54and lightning storms
00:38:55and hurricanes
00:38:56you name it
00:39:02this isn't this
00:39:05hey
00:39:06look at me
00:39:08my cousin
00:39:10i will not let you fall out of the sky
00:39:13that last bit
00:39:14i don't need it somewhere
00:39:38thank you
00:39:39miss
00:39:40call me jackie
00:39:47jackie
00:40:02miss chris
00:40:02as you know
00:40:03my client was judged harshly
00:40:05and without trial
00:40:07sorry
00:40:07by the
00:40:08court
00:40:09of social media
00:40:10in a post
00:40:11featuring a
00:40:13sorry
00:40:13please
00:40:14featuring a video
00:40:15that
00:40:16completely
00:40:17misrepresented
00:40:18why my client
00:40:19urinated on the cockpit door
00:40:29what'd you say
00:40:31oh
00:40:33doesn't matter
00:40:33no
00:40:34i didn't hear what you said
00:40:35i wasn't reacting to what you said
00:40:37is that
00:40:38never mind
00:40:39sorry
00:40:42wanna have dinner
00:40:45yes
00:41:07can i get you to something to drink
00:41:09piña colada
00:41:11no thanks
00:41:12no
00:41:13but i will have the
00:41:14mahi mahi
00:41:15and instead of vegetables
00:41:16i'll have fries
00:41:17please grab the steak
00:41:19instead of deep fries
00:41:20i'll have the rest
00:41:21we can just switch
00:41:22yeah
00:41:23we'll switch
00:41:23the perfect couple
00:41:25no
00:41:25no
00:41:26this is just a work dinner
00:41:27it's a work dinner
00:41:28but you know what
00:41:30it's
00:41:30one drink
00:41:31one drink
00:41:32yeah
00:41:32dos piña colada
00:41:34dos piña colada
00:41:35i like it
00:41:36that's fine
00:41:38so
00:41:39work
00:41:40name all the lights
00:41:42my darling
00:41:43cause tonight
00:41:44is all the way
00:41:48yes
00:41:49princess
00:41:50no
00:41:50yes
00:41:53no
00:41:54i am literally
00:41:56the boss
00:41:59okay
00:42:00go
00:42:04first time
00:42:06i like the beatus
00:42:08i used to love this song
00:42:11that is a fucking banger
00:42:15let's dance
00:42:17come on
00:42:20come on
00:42:40i am trying my best
00:42:43to do the right thing
00:42:43we're just dancing
00:42:46i'm gonna dance
00:42:47the night away
00:43:06i wanna hold the hat
00:43:10inside you
00:43:15i wanna take a breath
00:43:17that's true
00:43:22i look to you
00:43:24and i see nothing
00:43:29i look to you
00:43:31to see the truth
00:43:47i really love working with you
00:43:56i feel the same way
00:43:59i think it's strange
00:44:00you'll ever
00:44:14you know
00:44:15i think it's strange
00:44:16i think it's strange
00:44:16tell me
00:44:17how do you feel the need
00:44:18to do it
00:44:19but mind you
00:44:19that is
00:44:20well
00:44:22due to your
00:44:23companies
00:44:24policies
00:44:42that was
00:44:44surprising
00:44:46i mean you're normally so calm and gentle
00:44:49i don't even know what happened
00:44:51i normally just lie very still
00:44:52and apologize the whole time
00:44:54yeah right
00:44:55well
00:44:56this mean thing is working for you
00:44:59can you say something
00:45:00yeah
00:45:01that was exactly what i imagined it would be
00:45:04not that i thought about it every second
00:45:06and every single day at work
00:45:07no of course not
00:45:08me
00:45:14anyone there
00:45:15coming
00:45:18coming
00:45:19coming
00:45:19coming
00:45:22hi
00:45:23you'll have to excuse my lazy husband
00:45:26he's just getting out of bed
00:45:27no judgment
00:45:28i've walked in on everything
00:45:30orgies
00:45:32suicides
00:45:33pornos
00:45:34births
00:45:35cockfights
00:45:35circumcisions
00:45:36you name it
00:45:39coffee my angel
00:45:40yes
00:45:40you know how i like it
00:45:41oh yeah
00:45:43i gave you extra bacon strips
00:45:45they say it causes cancer
00:45:46but you only live once
00:45:47thank you
00:45:51oh my goodness
00:45:52i can retire
00:45:53thank you
00:45:54thank you
00:45:55cheers
00:45:57thank you
00:46:00you two really have something special
00:46:02i mean it
00:46:03thank you
00:46:03yeah
00:46:04that means enough
00:46:04okay
00:46:14this never happened
00:46:15yeah
00:46:16i mean
00:46:16right
00:46:17i can't
00:46:18and you can't
00:46:19so you know we
00:46:22can't do it
00:46:23right
00:46:25and
00:46:26this can never happen
00:46:28again
00:46:29absolutely not
00:46:55i called my landlord but they said they can't deal with the smell until they figure out where
00:46:58good afternoon miss cruce
00:47:00good afternoon claire
00:47:01before i sign this contract i wanted you to approve it from a legal standpoint
00:47:04cool
00:47:05my pleasure
00:47:12yes i think that works
00:47:13outstanding
00:47:15you can breathe now claire
00:47:16thank you
00:47:17thank you
00:47:20what is going on
00:47:21why are you in the legal department
00:47:22you were smiling
00:47:23why were you smiling in the legal department
00:47:25sydney you have way too much going on to work on every step i've taken
00:47:27i'm sorry
00:47:29i'm perfectly capable of going on a flight of stairs
00:47:31okay
00:47:39will you please go home
00:47:42you need to be able to buy
00:47:43you have nothing strange
00:47:43ever since
00:47:44the diminishing of my life
00:47:47i'm so happy
00:47:48i'm so happy to you
00:47:49hmm
00:47:57what's that what this that's my delicious happy food dance oh right doesn't everybody dance when
00:48:04their food is delicious and they're happy well they should i am starting to see why you like
00:48:11eating in the cold yeah i like to keep an eye on my competition you know i grew up looking
00:48:18over at
00:48:19that city thinking one day i'll be good enough to be one of them fuck them manhattan couldn't handle you
00:48:28what's i like it here new jersey it's the most beautiful place on earth
00:48:44thank you where's the restroom oh first door on the right okay just be a second
00:48:53left i meant i meant left
00:48:57holy shit okay don't just forget about that it's nothing no it's okay
00:49:03what the actual fuck it's a joke it's all a joke it's i like british stuff that's you know because
00:49:12my father was stationed there when i was a kid and i go there all the time and each time
00:49:15you
00:49:15know i just pick up a little something from the airport and after a while i just had all this
00:49:20british stuff laying around and cindy was like you should have a room of british stuff so i made one
00:49:28as a joke and you cannot sit there i'm sorry that's just for royalty my apologies and then every you
00:49:33know
00:49:34birthday and christmas sydney would buy me more british stuff only because it was so funny to have a
00:49:40british room as a joke so
00:49:46you have a thing for british guys i'm your kink absolutely not it's a fun thing it's like it's
00:49:56it's it's nothing it's not a thing it's it's no thing it's the opposite of us
00:50:32it's not a joke
00:50:33it's not a joke
00:50:35it's okay i have a fetish for powerful women with perfect bumps
00:50:43so you know how this works right
00:50:46go on you have to stand at attention and you cannot move no matter what i do
00:51:07you have to protect the queen
00:51:23keep that hat on
00:51:24as you wish
00:51:29do you believe in me and karnatia
00:51:33and i must have done something pretty incredible in my last life to end up here with you
00:51:36like i must have been candy or something
00:51:40i do worry that means i have to come back as a worm in my next life just to paint
00:51:45things out
00:51:47what about you
00:51:48i want to come back as a cat
00:51:50you know just like laying around all day trying to find a sunny spot
00:51:54being all cold and mean to my owners when they're feeling needy
00:51:59you'd make a great cat
00:52:00yes absolutely
00:52:02you'd make a very sexy worm
00:52:04thank you
00:52:07do you believe in magic
00:52:10like god love
00:52:11no like magic like
00:52:13destiny
00:52:14that kind of thing
00:52:16honestly since i first walked into your office i believe in everything
00:52:20what about you
00:52:22i believe you're trying to make your way back into this bed one day
00:52:26does it work
00:52:28like magic
00:52:35do you believe in true love
00:52:38not until very recently
00:52:45so i guess we're doing this
00:52:49absolutely
00:52:54okay but no for there in the office
00:52:57never in the office
00:53:00i think if we got good
00:53:02we could destroy everything i built
00:53:04the lights work
00:53:06and it would be so tacky
00:53:09i'll serve you tacky
00:53:14good day jacky
00:53:15miss cruz
00:53:16jacky's fine everybody calls me jacky
00:53:18bye guys
00:53:19bye jacky
00:53:20bye jacky
00:53:21bye jacky
00:53:22bye jacky
00:53:22bye jacky
00:53:23i've never called her jacky before
00:53:25she is not a jacky
00:53:28bye jacky
00:53:29bye jacky
00:53:35bye jacky
00:53:35i'm very difficult to talk
00:53:36when it's my turn to take you for dinner
00:53:39you've got a million years around for decades
00:53:41and you've got a few nice spots
00:53:44oh my god i have so much sand in my butt
00:53:47you turn me over you could tell time
00:53:49you're straight
00:53:51oh thank you
00:53:52no i mean
00:53:54at work they're terrified of you
00:53:57they tell no stories about you
00:54:00why don't you let them see you
00:54:01the real you sandy bum and all
00:54:05i did once
00:54:06and i married him
00:54:09and then he preferred to see his secretary
00:54:12and the whole office knew and that sucked
00:54:14i was just
00:54:16i guess i went into my shell and i stayed there
00:54:21what about you
00:54:22never married
00:54:24no
00:54:26why's the catch like you've never settled down
00:54:31nothing you're about to
00:54:34they use him
00:54:36so where to now
00:54:37we have the whole weekend
00:54:38we go to puerto rico miami
00:54:41but you can keep your mouth shut
00:54:42or you can fly us in and out of cuba
00:54:46shit
00:54:46i can't
00:54:47i have something tomorrow morning
00:54:49what
00:54:51just um personal stuff
00:54:54oh
00:54:57i can come over tomorrow afternoon
00:54:58we can go anywhere in the world
00:54:59i just
00:55:00have to go back tonight
00:55:02right
00:55:04everything okay
00:55:05yeah
00:55:06is there something i have to do
00:55:09something personal
00:55:11right
00:55:13i won't ask any more about it
00:55:15i appreciate it
00:55:39a lot of is yapıyor
00:55:43and i hope but i'll go there
00:55:45and that's good
00:55:45for sure
00:55:45and i don't know
00:55:45when i were situations
00:55:45don't i have to tell her
00:55:49You shagged out, didn't you?
00:55:51We've been at it non-stop, my dickheads.
00:55:54My man.
00:56:06Oh.
00:56:16Can I help you?
00:56:18Sure can.
00:56:20How are you today?
00:56:22Stan?
00:56:23You know my name?
00:56:25Of course.
00:56:26Yeah, uh, Daniel told me to ask for Stan.
00:56:30You know Daniel.
00:56:31I know Daniel.
00:56:33Well, I'm here to do exactly what Daniel is here to do.
00:56:36You're here to see his sister?
00:56:37His sister?
00:56:39Yes.
00:56:39You're not on the list.
00:56:40You've got to be on the list to see a prisoner.
00:56:42Right.
00:56:42No problem.
00:56:43I'll get going.
00:56:44Thank you so much.
00:56:45Can you open the door?
00:56:47Nah, don't even sweat it.
00:56:48If you know Daniel, I'm sure it's okay.
00:56:49No, it's okay.
00:56:49I don't want to get anybody in trouble.
00:56:50Just press a little bite.
00:56:51Just press a little bite.
00:56:52We're good.
00:56:53Just sit right here.
00:56:55Okay.
00:57:07Jackie Cruz.
00:57:09Yeah, how did you know?
00:57:10She just know things.
00:57:11My brother didn't tell you where he was seeking off to this morning, so you followed him.
00:57:15Your fucking mentor.
00:57:18I love it.
00:57:19Thank you, sleep.
00:57:20John.
00:57:21Go for it for two.
00:57:21No, Eddie.
00:57:22I tell you what to do.
00:57:28Oh, and I got arrested.
00:57:29He dropped everything.
00:57:30Gave up his huge job.
00:57:31Moved out of here.
00:57:32I'd be on death row if it wasn't for him.
00:57:34Death row?
00:57:35Wow.
00:57:36I dropped the guy's head off with a machete.
00:57:38Oh.
00:57:39Jesus.
00:57:40I can't help.
00:57:42Why?
00:57:43That's him either, cunt.
00:57:45Sorry, cunt's no bad word where I'm from.
00:57:46Oh, yeah.
00:57:47He keeps telling me.
00:57:47Well, the point is, that's how good a lawyer my brother is.
00:57:50Instead of getting the electric chair, I might feel with these posh birds absolutely cleaning up.
00:57:56So, it's nice.
00:57:57He's a good boy.
00:57:58Yeah.
00:58:01You're treating right, you get me?
00:58:05Yes.
00:58:06Of course.
00:58:07Cross my heart and hope to die.
00:58:10I don't want to die.
00:58:12Well, cheers for that.
00:58:13Cheers.
00:58:14Cheers.
00:58:19Oh, God.
00:58:20What the hell are you doing?
00:58:23You were being so weird and so vague that I just let my imagination run wild.
00:58:28So, you followed me?
00:58:29I'm sorry.
00:58:30That's insane.
00:58:32Lizzie understood?
00:58:33Lizzie's insane.
00:58:34You encouraged me.
00:58:35Greatly encouraged me to be more open and vulnerable.
00:58:38How can you do that when you're hiding things from me?
00:58:40There is a vast difference between hiding things and being private.
00:58:43I am a private person.
00:58:44Hey, I'm private.
00:58:46But you and I stopped being private the minute that you came in my hair.
00:58:49That was a mistake and I apologize.
00:58:50You lied to me.
00:58:51Repeatedly.
00:58:53God, I hate being lied to.
00:58:55It's like when someone doesn't have the balls to tell you that they've fallen in love with someone else.
00:58:59They lie to you.
00:58:59They tell you everything's fine.
00:59:00And it's not until years later that you realize that when you surprised him on that work trip that the
00:59:04reason that he didn't fuck is not because he was sick.
00:59:06It was because it was a woman under the bed or in the closet or in the bathroom.
00:59:10I don't know where she was, but she was there when I knocked on the door wearing nothing but knee
00:59:14-high boots and a raincoat like an absolute fucking jackass.
00:59:18Jesus.
00:59:19Always tell me the truth.
00:59:20I didn't lie to you.
00:59:23You lied by omission.
00:59:25Okay?
00:59:25You were being shady.
00:59:26You spied on me.
00:59:27That is the shadiest shit.
00:59:30You know what?
00:59:32I gotta go.
00:59:33Jackie, come on.
00:59:35Jackie!
00:59:40We're doing great.
00:59:41Things couldn't be better.
00:59:43And I'm truly excited about our future together.
00:59:46A profitable future that may sound like a dream, but I assure you is much closer to being a reality.
01:00:01Courtney Armour, Wall Street Journal.
01:00:03Ms. Cruz, a lot of shareholders have valid concerns about how the pending lawsuit from Falcon Airlines will affect this
01:00:08profitable future.
01:00:10Our chief legal officer can best comment on that.
01:00:15Oh, yes.
01:00:17Absolutely, I can.
01:00:20This lawsuit is beyond frivolous and frankly offensive.
01:00:25And I have zero doubt we will prevail.
01:00:32Falcon Airlines seems to think that Ms. Cruz obtained the gates in Dallas through an improper relationship.
01:00:36See, that's ridiculous.
01:00:38I understand the difference between my professional life and my personal life.
01:00:41And I would never cross that line.
01:00:43I would never sleep with a colleague.
01:00:45I would never sleep with an employee.
01:00:47And I would never sleep with my lawyer.
01:00:51Exactly.
01:00:53She is a woman of integrity.
01:01:00What the fuck just happened?
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:03I'm freaked out.
01:01:04Is that insane?
01:01:05Yes, it's pretty insane.
01:01:06Jesus Christ, we are fucked.
01:01:07We are fucking fucked.
01:01:08Hey, what's up?
01:01:10Um, are you good?
01:01:11Super good.
01:01:12You guys, that was amazing.
01:01:14Oh, thank you.
01:01:15It was nothing.
01:01:15Incredible.
01:01:16Extraordinary.
01:01:17So good.
01:01:18We're going to just go over this one little legal thing.
01:01:20Yeah.
01:01:21Sure, yeah.
01:01:25Well, that's it.
01:01:27That's it.
01:01:28What's it?
01:01:29And we can't be together.
01:01:31I mean, we couldn't be together before, but now, if somebody found out now...
01:01:35Right.
01:01:36Now, of course, you're right.
01:01:37That's his...
01:01:37Attraction is probably just for our minds, you know.
01:01:40The excitement of, like, sneaking around.
01:01:42That stuff wears off.
01:01:44Um, we're not worth your company.
01:01:49Right.
01:01:51Right.
01:01:55I mean, you don't tell me shit.
01:01:56I don't know anything about you, who you are, what you want.
01:01:59What am I supposed to want?
01:02:00It's such an American thing to ask.
01:02:02I don't want.
01:02:03I survive.
01:02:06I carry on.
01:02:11I want to get my sister back home.
01:02:14And I want to try to get her help.
01:02:19And I want to do a good job at work.
01:02:22What else am I supposed to want?
01:02:28Nothing.
01:02:30Sounds like you're all set.
01:02:34So, we agree.
01:02:39We're done.
01:02:42Moving forward, um, I hope we can continue to work together without Amir.
01:02:47You'll have no issues with me.
01:02:50Like we never happened.
01:03:10Uh, they said it would take a couple of weeks.
01:03:12I told them to get it done in one.
01:03:14Okay, let's get this over with.
01:03:15It's not the sexiest topic, but brand positioning and marketing.
01:03:17Thank you for joining us, Mr. Blanchfauer.
01:03:19So sorry.
01:03:21Falcon Airlines filed an injunction to freeze the gates in Dallas until after the trial.
01:03:24We're up in 31 days.
01:03:25We've sold tickets, hired staff.
01:03:27I just bought 40 planes.
01:03:28This was bankrupt us.
01:03:28You have to put a stop to it immediately.
01:03:30I already did.
01:03:31I filed an opposition and the judge denied the motion.
01:03:33That's why I was...
01:03:35Oh, one minute late.
01:03:39Well done, Mr. Blanchfauer.
01:03:41Just doing my job, Miss Cruz.
01:03:48Thank you, Claire.
01:03:51Any plans for tonight?
01:03:55It's okay.
01:03:56I did ask.
01:03:58I'm going to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend, Kenny.
01:04:02She was really worried I wouldn't like him, but he was really nice.
01:04:04I think he's good for her.
01:04:05I'm glad to hear it.
01:04:09I love being in each other's lives.
01:04:12Good night, Claire.
01:04:21When did you and Jackie stop fucking?
01:04:24Excuse me?
01:04:25Anyone can hide being in love, but nobody...
01:04:27Nobody can hide being in a fight.
01:04:29Well done, Mr. Blanchfauer.
01:04:30Well, just doing my job, Miss Cruz.
01:04:32I am struggling to follow this, Sydney.
01:04:34Do you have any idea how hard it's been for Jackie to run this company?
01:04:36How much she's sacrificed?
01:04:37Of course I do.
01:04:38You know nothing.
01:04:38Jackie made all of this happen because nobody works harder than her.
01:04:41Except...
01:04:41God, what is that one girl's name?
01:04:42Oh, yeah.
01:04:43Me.
01:04:43And you are not going to be the reason that all of that hard work and dedication...
01:04:49Shit.
01:04:51I'm on a rug.
01:04:52Oh.
01:04:53Hold on.
01:04:54Let me call the number...
01:04:56What's the number for a letter to you?
01:04:57Get up.
01:04:58Get down.
01:04:59What the fuck are you doing?
01:05:00There's a joke in your town.
01:05:01What is a joke?
01:05:01What is a joke in your...
01:05:02911!
01:05:03Yes.
01:05:04911 is a joke in your...
01:05:05Yes.
01:05:06There is a lady in Labour.
01:05:08Air Cruise Headquarters.
01:05:09Yes.
01:05:10Please take a seat.
01:05:11No, no.
01:05:11It's happening now.
01:05:12It's happening now.
01:05:13It's happening now.
01:05:17Can you see how you're coming?
01:05:19Wow.
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:20There is a huge bulge.
01:05:22I fear we need to remove your underpants.
01:05:24Take them off!
01:05:25I will, but I won't look.
01:05:27Sorry, I haven't...
01:05:29For the bin.
01:05:30What the fuck?
01:05:33Right.
01:05:36I think I have to look now.
01:05:37Do I have your consent to look?
01:05:38Stop being so fucking British!
01:05:40Okay, then.
01:05:40Well, now I'm going to be looking.
01:05:42Are you ready?
01:05:42I'm looking now.
01:05:43Oh, dear.
01:05:44The hat is there.
01:05:45I'm looking at her head.
01:05:47That's way more hair than I was expecting on the baby.
01:05:49Sydney, I think it's just one push.
01:05:51Come and look at this bed.
01:05:52Oh, my God.
01:05:53Look at this bed.
01:05:53Oh, my God.
01:05:54It's so hairy.
01:05:55The baby.
01:05:55It looks like it's just...
01:05:57A big push.
01:05:57One push.
01:05:58One big push.
01:05:59We're here with you.
01:06:00It's okay.
01:06:01You can do this, Sydney.
01:06:02Ready?
01:06:03Oh, God.
01:06:04Are you two in love with each other?
01:06:06What?
01:06:07Sydney!
01:06:07Sydney, our relationship is completely professional.
01:06:09Something happened to the Dominican Republic.
01:06:12Nothing happened.
01:06:13Oh, my God.
01:06:13I mean, please push.
01:06:14I will not push until you confess.
01:06:16Okay, Sydney.
01:06:17I love you, and I support you.
01:06:18But right now, you sure the fuck I can't push?
01:06:21Oh, my God.
01:06:22Until you admit it.
01:06:24It's right.
01:06:25We have sex.
01:06:26Imagine.
01:06:26We fucked our brains out.
01:06:28I knew it.
01:06:29I knew it.
01:06:31Oh, my God.
01:06:34Oh, my God.
01:06:35Oh, my God.
01:06:35Oh, my God.
01:06:35Oh, my God.
01:06:35Oh, my God.
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:06:37Oh, my God.
01:06:37Oh, my God.
01:06:37Oh, my God.
01:06:38Oh, my God.
01:06:55You can stop looking now.
01:06:57Absolutely, yes.
01:06:58I'd love to, Ashley.
01:06:59Thank you very much.
01:07:02Hang on.
01:07:03So, Sydney just waltzed in on you and Daniel and gave birth?
01:07:06Oh, no.
01:07:07Well, Daniel was in there alone, and then I came in there after, separately.
01:07:10I swear, I have never seen any.
01:07:13Oh, God.
01:07:15Oh.
01:07:16Morning.
01:07:17Good morning.
01:07:17Sydney.
01:07:18Yeah?
01:07:18No.
01:07:19Oh, come on.
01:07:20Women all over the world go right back to work the day after they gave birth.
01:07:24Yes, but they shouldn't.
01:07:25No, I'm fine.
01:07:26Oh, my God.
01:07:27Can I force you to go home?
01:07:29No, you can't.
01:07:29Actually, I could sue you.
01:07:30It's a legal matter.
01:07:31You know who we should ask?
01:07:32Daniel.
01:07:32Oh, Daniel.
01:07:34Oh, Daniel, Mr. Weston.
01:07:37Girl, mom.
01:07:42You wanted to see me?
01:07:43No.
01:07:44Oh!
01:07:45What are you doing here?
01:07:46You thought this was a booty call?
01:07:47What?
01:07:47No, we broke up.
01:07:49You gave birth yesterday.
01:07:51Oh, thank you a lot.
01:07:52Oh, okay.
01:07:52We just did a whole thing.
01:07:53Great.
01:07:54She's staying.
01:07:54I do need to talk to both of you, though.
01:07:57Professionally.
01:07:57Of course.
01:07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:02William Budden from Falcon Airlines has asked to meet with me at dinner.
01:08:08Any ideas why?
01:08:09I'll go.
01:08:10I think he's throwing in the towel, right?
01:08:11People hate bullies, and maybe it's, you know, this whole lawsuit is making Falcon Airlines
01:08:16look like Regina George on Pink Day.
01:08:22From Mean Girls.
01:08:24The movie Mean Girls, the film with, um, what's her name?
01:08:26Oh, no, that's not.
01:08:27Don't look at that.
01:08:27Sidney, would you please go home?
01:08:28No, no, I just need to pump Daniel.
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:30I think you should go home to your child.
01:08:31Oh, I'm not going to.
01:08:31So, what do you think about the Falcon Airlines thing?
01:08:33I agree with Sidney.
01:08:34I expect he wants to withdraw the lawsuit whilst also making an offer to buy the airline.
01:08:40I mean, that is what they do.
01:08:44You should prepare yourself.
01:08:46It will be a good offer.
01:08:48You could live the rest of your life doing whatever you want, wherever you want, with
01:08:55whoever you want.
01:09:00Okay, that's it.
01:09:00I'm taking your home.
01:09:01That's fine.
01:09:02That's it.
01:09:03Baby needs it.
01:09:04It's fine.
01:09:04Everything's fine.
01:09:12Thank you for joining me, Miss Cruz.
01:09:14It's my pleasure, Bill.
01:09:16What's up?
01:09:17Yes.
01:09:17Let's get right to it.
01:09:18I want you to release those gates back to DFW.
01:09:21Who will then give them to me?
01:09:24Never going to happen, Bill.
01:09:26This silly lawsuit is not going to work.
01:09:29Yes, Charles Johnson and I had dinner and coffee the next morning.
01:09:31And all I did was tell him that I'd get more flights in and out of his airport, more people
01:09:35in and out of his bars and restaurants.
01:09:37I didn't bribe him.
01:09:38I didn't sleep with him.
01:09:38All I did was tell him the truth.
01:09:41Where's a better airline?
01:09:43You're right about the lawsuit.
01:09:45It won't work.
01:09:47I knew that.
01:09:49That's why I had a backup plan.
01:09:56You recognize my private investigator, Julie Schatz?
01:09:59She's been following you for months to get something I could use against you.
01:10:01And boy, oh boy, did she.
01:10:03I'm sorry, but it's the only thing I'm good at.
01:10:05Believe me, if I could tap dance, we wouldn't be here right now.
01:10:07But you two really look good together.
01:10:09That was not a lie.
01:10:12It's a good one, Julie Schatz.
01:10:14It saved me a fortune on my divorce.
01:10:16It says.
01:10:17Ah, I'll have the, um, my column 30.
01:10:22I'm celebrating.
01:10:23All right.
01:10:24And for you?
01:10:28He'll release the pictures, which will get me fired for sleeping with an employee.
01:10:32Unless I release the gates, which will get me fired for being a shitty CEO.
01:10:35Am I missing a non-shitty option?
01:10:37Oh, sorry, Jackie.
01:10:39I, I, I don't see a scenario where you keep your job here.
01:10:42Oh, 6-11.
01:10:45Manna from heaven.
01:10:466-11.
01:10:47This is the best breakfast burrito I've ever had.
01:10:50It's because there's love in that burrito.
01:10:52This, this is my true calling.
01:10:546-12.
01:10:55Hit him now.
01:10:566-12.
01:10:57I can't believe that Peter Manza's running a food truck.
01:10:59Nah, I just work here.
01:11:01I live in service now.
01:11:02I gave Enrique his truck back.
01:11:03He taught me how to cook, how to chew my food properly.
01:11:07Gracias, Enrique.
01:11:08He's the best.
01:11:12You know, you were the one I always ran to when I needed advice.
01:11:15Got any now?
01:11:17You just gotta figure out what's most important to you.
01:11:21There's a voice inside you, Jackie.
01:11:24Took me 40 years to hear mine.
01:11:28All you gotta do is listen.
01:11:35A fucking burrito ever!
01:11:37You got that right.
01:11:396-13.
01:11:40Lean and lean.
01:11:42Vaya con Dios.
01:11:46Okay, the equipment is just sitting there for the taking.
01:11:48At that price, someone else is gonna grab it.
01:11:49Oh, oh, gordito, sona.
01:11:51Here, here.
01:11:52Thank you, Captain Jack.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:55Okay, Daddy.
01:11:56We'll wait.
01:11:56Good girl.
01:12:01Do you have a second?
01:12:02Of course.
01:12:03Come in.
01:12:07My, uh...
01:12:08My letter of resignation.
01:12:10Whenever you do, you're gonna need someone to represent you,
01:12:12and after those pictures, it obviously can't be me.
01:12:17Back to London?
01:12:18Manhattan.
01:12:20Big firm, reputable, probably absolutely teeming with dickheads.
01:12:25Good luck.
01:12:26I wish you the best.
01:12:30And please tell Lizzie that it was your fault that we were good.
01:12:33Already done.
01:12:33You're good.
01:12:34Thanks.
01:12:36Thank you, Jackie.
01:12:38It has been a pleasure.
01:12:42All the time.
01:12:47Before I go, there is one thing.
01:12:54You are an exceptional CEO.
01:12:59Which is why I cannot understand why you will let one man tell you what to do.
01:13:04He's got pictures, Daniel.
01:13:06I'm not talking about that prick.
01:13:07I'm talking about your dad.
01:13:09What?
01:13:09Come on, Jackie.
01:13:10Next to you, he's nothing.
01:13:11He's a joke.
01:13:12He's a fucking mascot.
01:13:13That's my father that you're talking about.
01:13:15I know.
01:13:15And it's bullshit.
01:13:16You let him push you around.
01:13:17Nobody pushes me around.
01:13:18Come on, Jackie.
01:13:18It's the only thing standing in the way to...
01:13:19No, we're done here.
01:13:22God, I knew you would leave.
01:13:24Good luck in Manhattan.
01:13:26Good luck in Manhattan.
01:13:29Good luck in Manhattan.
01:14:05Come back.
01:14:08What happened?
01:14:10Let's see.
01:14:15You've been cleaning up my messes since you were old enough to push a broom.
01:14:18Since Mum left and Dad took it out on us.
01:14:21For once in your tight-ass life, look after yourself.
01:14:24What do you want?
01:14:25I've gone.
01:14:28I think I've fucked up my whole life.
01:14:32I'm not sure I can do anything now.
01:14:35You've made huge sacrifices for me and this company.
01:14:40And I am so grateful.
01:14:44Okay, am I about to get fired?
01:14:46No.
01:14:49I'm resigned.
01:14:52This place gives you a lot of time to think.
01:14:55I've spent many nights going over and over what I did to put me in here.
01:15:00And if I could erase it and do it again, I would have cut his fucking head off.
01:15:08Is it?
01:15:08It still makes me happy when I think about it.
01:15:11So whatever you decide, make sure you can live with it locked up in a box for the rest of
01:15:15your life, yeah?
01:15:15Come back.
01:15:22Come back.
01:15:29Come back.
01:15:30Money while you're too violent.
01:15:36Come back.
01:15:43Sidney Bloom is here to see you.
01:15:45She brought a baby.
01:15:48Sidney, what a pleasant surprise.
01:15:50You may have just fell asleep. We have to fight quietly.
01:15:51You chicken shit. Milk toast, piece of crap.
01:15:54You're going to make Jackie do this alone?
01:15:55What is your fucking fault she's doing?
01:15:57Sidney, you're not looking pregnant, so I don't have to put up with your shit anymore.
01:16:00Trust me, sir. You have no pica to see my shit.
01:16:04I'm going to toast her with your mayonnaise ice cream face.
01:16:06What are we talking about? Faces? I have a very long list of things I would like to say about
01:16:09your face, but I won't do it.
01:16:10I've got the marble. Perfect. The shelf life. You're on steroids.
01:16:13And the dick to come about you in a porn wig.
01:16:15Sidney, for the love of God, would you please tell me what it is you're actually referring to?
01:16:19Yes.
01:16:24Right?
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:27How's the baby?
01:16:28Incredible.
01:16:30Resigning for personal reasons.
01:16:32Oh shit, Godita.
01:16:35You sure?
01:16:36Huh?
01:16:38Then you can't use those stupid pictures.
01:16:41Air cruise keeps the gates, keeps growing.
01:16:43I realize that that's what's most important to me.
01:16:47Company.
01:16:48I've worked too hard to just let it all fall apart.
01:16:52So I'll resign.
01:16:56Trust me, the board will be thrilled.
01:16:58Fuck the board.
01:16:59Don't do that, okay?
01:17:02You love this.
01:17:03This is great for you.
01:17:04You get to swoop in and save the day and take over until they find a replacement for me.
01:17:08Why are you being like this?
01:17:09You know the only thing I will not miss from my job?
01:17:12Is standing in front of the board with that frozen smile while you belittle me.
01:17:15If they see me kicking your ass, then they don't have to do it.
01:17:17Okay, that's some bullshit.
01:17:18How about nobody kicks my ass?
01:17:20How about nobody calls me fucking gonna do that at work?
01:17:23It's a term of affection.
01:17:24And it keeps from thinking I'm the same little girl sitting on your lap while you do the actual fight.
01:17:29And we both know who did what, Dad.
01:17:31Hold yourself right there, lady.
01:17:33Wait.
01:17:35Let's get one thing straight.
01:17:36I started this.
01:17:38This is my airline.
01:17:40And you were going bankrupt.
01:17:42Or you were thinking about taking on crop-dusting jobs.
01:17:45I said, go bigger.
01:17:46I went out and got the money to get more planes.
01:17:48I pushed to go commercial.
01:17:51Why is it so hard for you to acknowledge what I did?
01:17:53Come on.
01:17:54I've always said that you're a great CEO.
01:17:56How did I always said that?
01:17:59Not once.
01:18:13At the top of the hour, Air Cruise CEO, Jack McRuze, will be making an announcement, and investors are watching
01:18:19closely.
01:18:19The company declined to comment ahead of time, but expectations are high that this could signal a meaningful change for
01:18:25the airline.
01:18:25Stay tuned for that.
01:18:26When she's done, do me a favor, will you?
01:18:28Remind me of such some flowers.
01:18:30To myself.
01:18:33I don't expect much pushback.
01:18:35Because, quite frankly, they can't afford it.
01:18:39I see our good friends at Sandlake's Pharmaceuticals are being sued again.
01:18:43I think this is one for you, Mr. Blanche Flower.
01:18:48Mr. Blanche Flower.
01:18:50Jesus, it's like talking to my own kids.
01:18:52Daniel.
01:18:56I'm sorry, sir.
01:18:57I think you need to get someone else.
01:19:00I'm very grateful for the job you gave me, but I...
01:19:07Quit.
01:19:09Excuse me?
01:19:10You can't just up and quit.
01:19:11Please forgive me, but I have 45 minutes to get to New Jersey to stop the woman I love from
01:19:15making a terrible mistake.
01:19:16Good luck to family, the Philly Dollar Pharmaceutical Company.
01:19:22Pick up.
01:19:23Pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:19:25Come on, Blanche Powder, pick up.
01:19:32Yes, I will give a message.
01:19:34And the message is this.
01:19:35I always thought you were a gunless bitch, but I secretly hoped you weren't.
01:19:38Hold, please.
01:19:38Jackie, is there anything that I can say to convince you not to go through with this?
01:19:42Let's just get this over.
01:19:43I can pull a fire alarm after I set fire to the building.
01:19:46Wish me luck.
01:19:49If you are not here in 30 seconds, I will crush your skull with my bare hands and then shove
01:19:54it right up your guns!
01:19:57You're wrong about your guns!
01:19:59The bad kind!
01:20:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:20:19Here it comes.
01:20:21Shant, turn it up.
01:20:22Turn it up!
01:20:23Good morning.
01:20:26I want to welcome our colleagues and our guests, and thank you all for taking the time to be here
01:20:32today.
01:20:38I know most of you are expecting me to announce our expansion into Dallas-Fort Worth.
01:20:45But that's not what I'm here to do.
01:20:47Jackie!
01:20:53I'm not fucking done.
01:20:59Oh, what I'm here to tell you is that I've made a decision.
01:21:04And I am stepping down.
01:21:06I am so sorry I'm late.
01:21:07The hollow tunnel was bumper to bumper.
01:21:09It's insane to me that that's how you lot get around.
01:21:11Two lanes?
01:21:12If one bad thing happens, two cities shut down.
01:21:14Mr. Blanchflower, we are in the middle of a press conference here.
01:21:18Miss Cruz, I needed to tell you something before you did this.
01:21:21Could we, could we please take a moment outside?
01:21:24You have everybody's attention.
01:21:27If you have something to say, just say it.
01:21:31But it's private.
01:21:38Well, then it's going to have to wait.
01:21:42Please excuse the interruption.
01:21:44As I was saying, I have made the decision, and I am stepping down.
01:21:50Miss Cruz and I clapped together!
01:21:51What the fuck?
01:21:54There, I said it.
01:21:56Now everyone knows.
01:21:58And he can't do anything with those stupid pictures, in which you look really beautiful.
01:22:02No, no, no, no.
01:22:03Miss Cruz and I violated this company's zero-tolerance policy on inter-office relationships.
01:22:09But our relationship wasn't inappropriate.
01:22:12It was appropriate and magical.
01:22:19We did try to be professional.
01:22:21We really did, but I got a boner in her office just talking to her.
01:22:27Okay, Daniel, that actually was private.
01:22:29Some things are private.
01:22:30I'm sorry, this is all near to me.
01:22:31I don't know where the line is.
01:22:31Well, I do now.
01:22:32Boner is too far.
01:22:32Yes, anything below the way is too far.
01:22:35Understood.
01:22:37Jackie.
01:22:38My God, it's hot in here.
01:22:40It was freezing outside, and it's boiling in here.
01:22:44Let's fight him, Jackie.
01:22:46That's what I would have said to you 15 minutes ago if the Hull and Tunnel had more than two
01:22:50fucking legs.
01:22:50It's honestly the maddest thing I've ever seen.
01:22:52You should have taken the bridge.
01:22:55You're right.
01:22:56You're always right.
01:22:57You're undefeated.
01:23:00Don't quit, Jackie.
01:23:02You're too bloody good at this.
01:23:05The Brit's right.
01:23:07He's finally talking sense.
01:23:10She's the brains behind this operation.
01:23:12Always has been.
01:23:14And if she goes, I go.
01:23:17They knock me out.
01:23:19This screws.
01:23:27Took me 30 years.
01:23:31And a very polite British lawyer to finally stand up to that man.
01:23:36Thank you, Daddy.
01:23:37You're welcome, baby.
01:23:39Oh, God, that was meant for him.
01:23:40I'm so sorry.
01:23:41Of course it wasn't.
01:23:41My policy step, do forgive me.
01:23:46Jackie.
01:23:48You once told me to always tell you the truth.
01:23:52So here's the truth.
01:23:57I love you.
01:24:01I do.
01:24:01I love this woman.
01:24:04I love you.
01:24:06And I want to work with you.
01:24:08And I want to spend the rest of our lives together for all the days we have left until we
01:24:11die and come back as a worm and a cat.
01:24:17Press conference.
01:24:19We're currently at a press conference.
01:24:21Right.
01:24:27No.
01:24:30I'm not stepping down.
01:24:34It's my name on the side of that plane in a graphic I designed in crayons sitting on the floor
01:24:39of my dad's office when I was 12 years old.
01:24:42And I'll tell you something else.
01:24:45Daniel isn't the only relationship that I've had at work.
01:24:50I've had relationships with all my employees.
01:24:55And my family.
01:24:57And from now on, I'm going to make sure that you guys all know how much you mean to me.
01:25:03Because I'm not going anywhere.
01:25:07I am standing here to proudly announce that we are expanding into Dallas-Fort Worth.
01:25:13And anyone who wants to fight me on that is going to need a hell of a lawyer.
01:25:16Because I've got the best one in New Jersey.
01:25:20Which means I have the best one in the world.
01:25:34You know, I can still lose my job, my company, and everything I've worked for.
01:25:45I'm more pitiful than this guy.
01:26:03I need a love, Lord, to leave my mind.
01:26:08I need to find, find someone to call mine.
01:26:11I'm not mistaken.
01:26:13So I got your memo about inter-office relationships.
01:26:16It states that they are permitted as long as they are declared right there.
01:26:20Yeah. So, um, you know the guy who looks like a hot elf who works in the mailroom, Marcus?
01:26:24I've been fucking him for about a year and a half.
01:26:26And he's the father of this child.
01:26:29Breathe, breathe, George.
01:26:30And he's also the creator of many, many, many, many orgasms.
01:26:35So, just wanted to keep you in the loop.
01:26:37Yeah, I can't.
01:26:39So, Heather and I have started seeing each other.
01:26:43It's just wonderful.
01:26:44Um, we actually, um, finally went all the way last night.
01:26:47I don't need the detail.
01:26:48No, I don't mind.
01:26:48Um, so she started by kissing me on my down there.
01:26:51And then started working in circles, which, um, turns out circles are my favorite shape.
01:26:58Quick heads up.
01:26:59Someone broke into my office and downloaded pornography onto my laptop.
01:27:03And desktop.
01:27:05And phone.
01:27:06Peter Vance and I made love at the office Christmas party.
01:27:09Everyone knows, Rachel.
01:27:10We all heard you screaming.
01:27:11Maybe.
01:27:12That was him.
01:27:13Ooh, awesome.
01:27:14Gary and I need to disclose that we are in a consensual, intimate relationship.
01:27:18Okay.
01:27:19So, what is Luke doing here?
01:27:20I watch.
01:27:22We couldn't do without him.
01:27:24Ah, let me take a wild guess.
01:27:25You're here to tell me that you two are fucking.
01:27:28George, we're here to tell you that we keep duplicating our workload.
01:27:30And we wanted help clarifying our job description so that we could avoid the individual.
01:27:34I'm sorry.
01:27:35I'm sorry.
01:27:36And we're fucking.
01:27:38There it is.
01:27:41Is it okay to send somebody a dick pic if it's not your dick and it's a drawing?
01:27:45I would like to work here.
01:27:47This is my resume and, um, some naked pictures of me.
01:27:52Get the fuck out of my office.
01:27:54I just want to let you know that I have not done anything with anyone.
01:27:58But I'm up for it.
01:27:59Can you write that down?
01:28:00I am up for it.
01:28:02You are up for it because that's what this says.
01:28:03And I'm going to have to ask you to take these down.
01:28:05Oh, I sucked off Dave.
01:28:07So did I.
01:28:08Dave went down on me.
01:28:09And you wonder why I'm so tired.
01:28:14But everyone here should get tested.
01:28:16Oh, Miss Cruz, Mr. Blanchflower, what can I do for you?
01:28:18You want me to make it okay for people to freely take a shit and throw at each other in
01:28:21the break room?
01:28:22No, George.
01:28:23We just wanted to drop by and, as per your policy, officially declare that.
01:28:27What did I do?
01:28:29No.
01:28:30You're invited.
01:28:31Everyone's invited.
01:28:32The wedding's going to be in London.
01:28:33A destination wedding?
01:28:34I know about you.
01:28:34Free flight still.
01:28:36Oh, this is wonderful.
01:28:37As husband and wife, your relationship is above board and it's finally appropriate for the office.
01:28:41Yes.
01:28:42I want you to appreciate that.
01:28:43Very much.
01:28:44Thank you so much, George.
01:28:44Thank you, George.
01:28:45This means a lot.
01:28:46This means a lot.
01:28:47You can finally get a good night's sleep tonight.
01:28:49Maybe no less.
01:28:50Close.
01:28:51Thank you, George.
01:28:52I don't know how slow we take.
01:28:53I can't hurry, love.
01:28:55You just have to wait.
01:28:57They got a true love.
01:28:58I don't know how slow we take.
01:29:00I don't know how slow we take.
01:29:02I don't know how slow we take.
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