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Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:07It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:43Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:06ps.
00:01:35Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:29Honey!
00:02:30Come on!
00:02:34Come on!
00:02:47IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:48IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:49IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:49Something's wrong!
00:02:51IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:52Tang San Zang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:58You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:19Second brother, watch your mouth!
00:03:23Holy Monkbound for the West!
00:03:25Please stop right here!
00:03:27Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know!
00:03:33There's a band of demons up ahead!
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands!
00:03:37You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master!
00:03:44I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead!
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease!
00:03:56Let me go!
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:00Baji!
00:04:01Look at you!
00:04:02You'll scare them off!
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead!
00:04:06Him!
00:04:07He's uglier than I am!
00:04:08Baji finally volunteered!
00:04:13Let him change into something handsome then!
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick!
00:04:26Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are...
00:04:38Sir!
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:48Uh...
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:53They stretch for 800 lie.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom, called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:00The rains came in season, and the people lived in peace.
00:05:04It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:08But 500 years ago, three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and ate an entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it.
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing, and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:26If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:31They took the land and founded a kingdom, gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens.
00:05:38Keeping humans as livestock, and even setting up a full court.
00:05:42They made tigers their generals, and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons, 5,000 are on the Southern Ridge, 5,000 on the Northern Ridge,
00:05:5310,000 at the Eastern Pass, and 10,000 at the Western Pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch, and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:05There are countless fire tenders, and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:08All told, that's 47 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names, with badges at their waists.
00:06:17Stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2240,000?
00:06:24That's it?
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them, brewing blood into wine.
00:06:36For 500 years now, they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:41Good heavens!
00:06:43I'd better get back, fast.
00:06:45And report to M Master.
00:06:55Master, we can't go on.
00:06:56This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to me?
00:07:13Big brother, you're so capable.
00:07:15But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:17If you ask me, we should split the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many, I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:33Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me.
00:07:39I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea, even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:46Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false.
00:07:51What you see is the truth.
00:07:52Baji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:17I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third Great King, it's time to eat.
00:08:33Report!
00:08:33Third Great King, word has come from the kingdom of Ziliang.
00:08:36Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang San Zang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zang has passed, Ziliang.
00:08:44500 years, at last Tang San Zang's flesh.
00:09:05Big brother.
00:09:06Second brother.
00:09:07Come on, let's drink to Tang San Zang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers.
00:09:16big brother why the long face big brother we're about to eat tang san zhang's flesh
00:09:22cheer up you're taking this way too lightly that tong san zhang may be immortal now but his eldest
00:09:29disciple is no ordinary figure that monkey born of stone when nua mended the sky a stone monkey
00:09:36made flesh he learned magic from ancient powers 100 000 soldiers couldn't stop him he's not someone
00:09:42we can handle easily what's a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers big brother you forgot when the
00:09:49heavenly court came to wipe us out 100 000 heavenly soldiers you swallowed them all in one bite some
00:09:55stinking monkey what is he really don't underestimate him who knows how many heroes have died under that
00:10:02monkey's iron staff so in the end you're scared of sun wukong aren't you then we just take down sun
00:10:08wukong and that's that third brother you have a plan of course i do guards bring it up
00:10:29what's this i took it before i left the sacred buddhist monastery just something i grabbed from the
00:10:36treasury they call it the yin yang energy vase you dared steal from the sacred buddhist monastery
00:10:43aren't you afraid the buddha will punish you uncle what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff
00:10:49buddha tathagata owes me that much all right third brother how does this phase deal with sun wukong
00:10:55inside are seven gems eight trigrams and 24 auras it holds a world of its own if someone gets trapped
00:11:01inside it's fine as long as they keep quiet the moment they speak raging fire burns them if they can
00:11:08withstand the flames countless venomous snakes will bite them if the snakes can't kill them
00:11:13three fire dragons will come and devour them over and over without end a hundred years pass inside
00:11:19the vase while outside it's only a short while no matter how powerful once inside they'll eventually
00:11:25drain their power and melt into pus it's that deadly with a treasure like this catching tang san zong will
00:11:33be easy reporting to the three kings less than a hundred leave from here we've spotted tang san zong
00:11:50big brother sun wukong is gone perfect timing but tang san zong is guarded by two disciples i don't know
00:11:57that pig-faced one but that bearded guy is the curtain lifting general by the jade emperor's side
00:12:02so what i'd still fight him big brother we'll each take one second brother use that long trunk of
00:12:08yours and snatch tang san zong away fine
00:12:28well well now this is interesting huh demons oh my god
00:12:36master don't be afraid i'll hold them off
00:12:38master don't be afraid i'll hold them off
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:32Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell.
00:14:06Break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:34Second brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished.
00:14:39If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:52Third King's orders, scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:56White Fang San Zhang up!
00:14:59And hot paw him!
00:15:03Great King's orders!
00:15:05Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass!
00:15:12If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:47I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:51The King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out!
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:07Your boss!
00:16:09Hmm!
00:16:09Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:10How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave!
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job!
00:16:20So he promoted me for training!
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look!
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:31Hello sir!
00:16:32We're co-workers!
00:16:34No need to be formal!
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing!
00:16:37Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me!
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave!
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and five hundred Arhat come out to greet them!
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace
00:16:52and the eleven celestial luminaries all pay their respects!
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends!
00:16:58The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them!
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers!
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects!
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too!
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing!
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven?
00:17:26What do you say about that?
00:17:27Who is that?
00:17:29The Great Sage?
00:17:30The Great Sage?
00:17:32The Great Sage!
00:17:33The Great Sage?
00:17:33The Great Sage?
00:17:43The Great Sage?
00:17:50Junior Windscout is back!
00:18:12Blood vermicelli soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Can the sacred Buddhist monastery not see this?
00:18:22Move! The king gave orders.
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:27What did you just say? Wash Tang San Zang?
00:18:30You didn't know? The king just captured Tang San Zang?
00:18:34What? Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:18:49Hehehe.
00:18:58Reporting to the three kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big brother! Let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers. Catching Tang San Zang was too easy this time.
00:19:16But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang. You're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today.
00:19:29Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk.
00:19:34It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way.
00:19:41You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it.
00:19:47Heaven will punish you and so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here.
00:19:57See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zang, open your eyes.
00:20:02Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops.
00:20:05What is there to fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops?
00:20:10All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow.
00:20:18My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk.
00:20:24Get him into my belly.
00:20:26Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces.
00:20:31We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master.
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late.
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons.
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out.
00:21:27Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout
00:21:31and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zang's flesh,
00:21:34so he, too, may live forever.
00:21:57Or give him to pieces!没有enie,
00:22:03monster-OUT È morto You're asleep.ēēēēēhēēēēēēēēēēēēēēē.
00:22:06Dunkei Students
00:22:06come out to pieces.āēēēēēēēēēēē.
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Wukong!
00:22:42Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are!
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:27Brothers together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:44Hi!
00:23:49Right now!
00:23:50I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you've finished Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone,
00:23:59we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:27Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:37Next time you see your master,
00:24:39I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:05Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:21Take this!
00:25:30I'm out of here!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:55Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao Village!
00:26:09You-
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:19I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master!
00:26:27And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey monkey king!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:32What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:35Saving master comes first!
00:26:37You think I don't know their many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:26:59Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me?
00:27:06And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:19Shut it, long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else, I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:24You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:58Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my roaster!
00:28:04Rake!
00:28:41Take this, my staff!
00:29:04Rake!
00:29:48Senior brother
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll swallow you home!
00:31:25Eldest brother!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down, that monster's here to eat you.
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite and you're in his belly.
00:31:36Today you're still a monk.
00:31:37Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:45Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wu Jing!
00:31:53Bai Long Ma!
00:31:54Run for your lives!
00:32:00Man 1
00:32:30Third brother.
00:32:35Third brother.
00:32:41Big brother.
00:32:42What's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:47He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid
00:32:59digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything.
00:33:01Iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04All right.
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:13Good.
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat.
00:33:26Quick, bring in the brine-soaked fruit.
00:33:36Brine?
00:33:37Trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform.
00:33:43You flood me out.
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:52How is it, brother?
00:33:53His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:54Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:56My boy, you filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath.
00:34:01Nice and warm, real comfortable.
00:34:04What?
00:34:04That monkey's still alive in my belly.
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit.
00:34:10Good.
00:34:17My boy, your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful.
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago, mountain of flowers and fruit.
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm.
00:34:29The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly.
00:34:32Good, grandson.
00:34:33Toss me some more bananas.
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas.
00:34:39Sun Wukong, get your ass out here.
00:34:41Not coming out.
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold, and I'm still in thin clothes.
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly, and there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother, that monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut.
00:34:58If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter.
00:35:03I'll starve this stable boy to death.
00:35:06Good grandson, you don't know the half of it.
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures, and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me.
00:35:12If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in one
00:35:17pot,
00:35:17make myself a nice awful soup, and stay full till Qingming Festival.
00:35:22Uh, brother.
00:35:23That crazy monkey would actually do this.
00:35:26Don't panic, brother.
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly.
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going.
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot.
00:35:36Oh no.
00:35:36If he really sets up a stove and lights it, the thick smoke will choke you up and you'll suffocate,
00:35:41brother.
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:45Relax.
00:35:46Leave it to old son.
00:35:47I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button and poke a hole through it.
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air, and as a chimney too.
00:35:54You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it.
00:35:58I'm done.
00:35:58Someone, bring me the poison.
00:36:00That bottle.
00:36:01Our hot Bodhisattva.
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip.
00:36:04Mix it into the wine.
00:36:05I'll drink it all.
00:36:06Yes.
00:36:08Brother, don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse.
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey.
00:36:16Five hundred years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court, I ate Liozi's elixirs and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver.
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:30Poison?
00:36:33People want towin for coffee.
00:36:44Poison?えとりあえず
00:36:47It's good wine! I haven't had wine in over 500 years, not a single drop!
00:36:59How is he, brother? How does it feel?
00:37:02That's strange. Normally, after one whole jar, even if I'm not wasted, I'd be flushed and stumbling.
00:37:08But today it feels like I didn't drink at all.
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank at all.
00:37:15Good wine! Damn good wine!
00:37:18Perfect, brother! That monkey drank all the poisoned wine!
00:37:22He's as good as dead!
00:37:39My stomach!
00:37:56Oh, big brother!
00:38:04My boy, well? Are you begging yet?
00:38:08Sun Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me!
00:38:11Fine! Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder!
00:38:20Mercy, mercy! Great sage equal to heaven! Please spare him! I'm begging for my big brother!
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words! Just call him Grandpa's son!
00:38:30Grandpa, it's our fault! Your grandson's! We swallowed you by mistake!
00:38:35Great sage, have mercy! Pity us like ants clinging to life! Spare my big brother's life! The three of us
00:38:42will release your master and see you through the mountains!
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer! And scared him half to death! My master is delicate! He can't take
00:38:52this abuse! You'll pay for this!
00:38:54Great sage! I don't have any gold or jewels on me! No amber, agate or other treasures! How can I
00:39:00pay you?
00:39:01Tell you how! I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin! Let my master ride
00:39:07in it! Carry it yourselves! Get my master across the 800 lie mountain of lion and camel!
00:39:12What? I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years!
00:39:17Third brother! Saving our eldest comes first!
00:39:21As you say, great sage! The three of us agree! Just come out and quickly!
00:39:27Fine! Open your mouth wide! I'll fly out myself!
00:39:32Hey big brother! When he comes out, bite down hard! Crush that monkey! Swallow him whole! Then he can't torment
00:39:37you anymore!
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel! Go on, bite it!
00:39:56Big brother, bite it! Now!
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon! You dare fool your grandpa's son? I spared your life and you tried to bite me
00:40:10to death! I'm not coming out today! I'm not coming out!
00:40:13You went back in again!
00:40:15Third brother! What kind of rotten idea was that? We didn't even bite the monkey and I chipped my teeth
00:40:20instead!
00:40:21Sun Wukong! I've heard your name for a long time! It's thunder in the ears!
00:40:26They say you made a show outside the southern heavenly gate and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries!
00:40:32Now you're on the road to the western heavens, slaying demons!
00:40:36So you're just some upstart monkey! If you've got the guts, come out and fight fair!
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait! But now, nothing you say matters! Let
00:40:47my master go!
00:40:50Fine! Fine! I'll release him right now!
00:40:53Why don't you bet all the other like little trick is gonna take it all out right now?
00:40:54Open up, in general!
00:41:004 Senhor 1
00:41:02Bar-1
00:41:03Bar-1
00:41:03Bar-1
00:41:04Bar-1
00:41:04Bar-1
00:41:04Bar-1
00:41:05Bar-1
00:41:07Bar-1
00:41:09Bar-1
00:41:10Bar-1
00:41:13Bar-1
00:41:15Bar-1
00:41:21Where are they taking, master?
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:40What? Subdued? Where's Monkey King? Didn't they swallow him?
00:41:44Baji! I'm inside this lion's belly.
00:41:46Once we're past mountain of lion and camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely. Great Sage Son, and you're outside the lion camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out. We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:41:59Little White Dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great Sage Son, your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine. Open your mouth.
00:42:27Baji Sha Jr. Brother, let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave true Dharma form?
00:42:40Monkey King, they broke their promise.
00:42:43I saw it coming. Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Baji Jr. Brother Sha.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:16Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:36Hurricane Capture Technique!
00:43:52Senior Brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane Capture Technique!
00:43:58Go on!
00:44:09Senior Brother!
00:44:16Baji Sha Jr. Brother!
00:44:18Baji Sha Jr. Brother!
00:44:18Sun Wukong!
00:44:20Surrender now!
00:44:21Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:26Hurricane Capture Technique!
00:44:34Crush him to death!
00:44:44Monkey King!
00:44:46Monkey King!
00:44:46Senior Brother!
00:44:47Monkey King got stomped into a pancake!
00:44:50Monkey King got stomped into a pancake!
00:45:05Monkey King got stomped into a pancake!
00:45:06Monkey King got stomped into a pancake!
00:45:06Unclebring a motorcycle!
00:45:06Monkey King got stomped into a pancake!
00:45:06Monkey is crushed to the pancake!
00:45:07Michael is crushed to the pancake!
00:45:10Monkey the ACI.
00:45:11Unclebring a跡 into a pancake!
00:45:12Michael is crushed to the bจะ!
00:45:15Monkey is crushed to the krieg ad!
00:45:16Bruce & Monkey将!
00:45:19Morgan is ludro lentially to knife!
00:45:19Monkey is crushed to knife!
00:45:19Monkey is crushed to knife!
00:45:20Monkey might not effect!
00:45:21I'll wipe you out you little punk taste this this
00:45:38Big brother
00:46:08Son Wukong, you're as good as dead
00:46:15All hail the third king
00:46:18Back to the cave
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate
00:46:20We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh
00:46:24Yes
00:46:44Third brother
00:46:45That vase can really hold Son Wukong
00:46:49Don't worry big brother
00:46:50In no time at all
00:46:51Son Wukong will melt into pus
00:47:04What treasure is this?
00:47:05How did it trap me in here?
00:47:07I'll smash you to pieces
00:47:16That's some serious force
00:47:18Don't waste your breath
00:47:20You can't break this vase
00:47:22Can't break it?
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open
00:47:24Grow
00:47:27Grow
00:47:27It won't help
00:47:29Shrink
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase
00:47:45Let the flames cleanse you
00:47:48Oh no
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Son Wukong
00:48:01Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes
00:48:12What a meeting
00:48:14My boy
00:48:15That vase of yours isn't all that
00:48:17Yeah
00:48:17Take a closer look
00:48:25Samadhi true fire
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:31In no time at all
00:48:32You'll be reduced to ash and smoke
00:48:34Master
00:48:42Senior brother
00:48:47Wukong
00:48:50Master
00:48:55I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms
00:48:58I stormed heaven
00:49:00Broke into the underworld
00:49:01And entered the dragon palace
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic
00:49:05And today
00:49:05I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase
00:49:08Master
00:49:09Baji
00:49:10And Sha Wuching
00:49:11Will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures
00:49:15Will end right here
00:49:16I failed Buddha Tathagata
00:49:18And I failed Guan Yin
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:25Wukong
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:29In dire straits, they can save your life
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin
00:49:36The life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:49Change
00:49:51No skill, don't take the job
00:49:52I'll drill through your vase
00:50:05Lucky, lucky, now we can get out
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry
00:50:24Relax, big brother
00:50:25It's been ages
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:28Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here
00:50:31Let me see
00:50:33Gods, carry it before the great king
00:50:52Third king
00:50:53Third king, something's wrong
00:50:54The vase is lighter
00:50:57Nonsense
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure
00:51:00It contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king, look
00:51:06It really is lighter
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:24This vase is empty
00:51:27Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:29Who did this?
00:51:33My sweet grandkids
00:51:35Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's son Wukong
00:51:46He got out
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off
00:51:51Kill that fly
00:51:53Kill it
00:51:56Now, spread the order
00:51:58Shut the gates
00:51:58Shut them
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away
00:52:02Son Wukong is out
00:52:03Run
00:52:04We have to save our master
00:52:22My lords
00:52:23Aren't you here to eat
00:52:24Tong Zanzang's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year
00:52:29My meat reeks
00:52:30If you're eating someone
00:52:31Eat my master first
00:52:35Your master is the main course
00:52:36You're the appetizer
00:52:38The king said so
00:52:39Wash Jubaji clean first
00:52:41Scald him
00:52:41Shave him
00:52:42Skin him
00:52:43Salt him
00:52:43And serve him with wine
00:52:46This old pig
00:52:47Has such a miserable fate
00:52:49Grab your weapons
00:52:50And come with me
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave
00:52:54Alright
00:52:55Move out, brothers
00:52:57Let me go
00:52:59Help
00:52:59Someone help
00:53:05What a coward
00:53:06And he used to be
00:53:08Marshal Tianping
00:53:09Yet he's that scared of dying
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson
00:53:1324
00:53:20Ju Wuneng
00:53:23Ju Wuneng
00:53:24Who?
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wuneng is my name
00:53:28Gwanyin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name
00:53:30After I joined master
00:53:32They all call me Bhaji
00:53:33Out here in the middle of nowhere
00:53:35How would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name
00:53:44Show yourself
00:53:44It was me
00:53:48Who are you?
00:53:49Hiding in the shadows
00:53:52Show yourself
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau
00:53:58Here to claim lives
00:54:00By order of King Yama
00:54:01I've come to take your soul
00:54:04Grandpa Soul Reaper
00:54:06Please head back first
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son Wukong
00:54:12Ask him to cut me some slack
00:54:14Let me live one more day
00:54:15Come take me tomorrow
00:54:17Nonsense
00:54:18If King Yama says you die at the third watch
00:54:21Who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now
00:54:26Or I'll bring out the rope of fate
00:54:28And yank you by the neck
00:54:31Please sir have mercy
00:54:32One look at me
00:54:33And you know I'm done for
00:54:35I'm going to die
00:54:36No question
00:54:37I just want one more day
00:54:39That demon took my master
00:54:40And Sha Wu Jing
00:54:41All of them
00:54:42Let me see them one last time
00:54:44Then I'll go with you
00:54:45To the Netherworld Bureau
00:54:46At least I'll have honored our bond
00:54:48Then I can die with no regrets
00:54:52Fine
00:54:52I've got 30 names on my warrant
00:54:55They're all nearby
00:54:56Let me round them up
00:54:58Then I'll take you
00:54:59That buys you this one day
00:55:01But running errands is hard work
00:55:03Got any silver on you?
00:55:05Hand some over
00:55:06Call it travel money
00:55:09Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji
00:55:16A monk
00:55:16The four elements are empty
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:19If you don't have any silver
00:55:21Then stop yapping
00:55:24Let me slip the rope on you
00:55:26And come with me
00:55:27Please don't take me
00:55:28Don't arrest me
00:55:29I know what that is
00:55:30That's a rope of fate
00:55:31Once it's around your neck
00:55:33It hooks your soul away
00:55:34I have money
00:55:35I'll pay you
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over
00:55:38Quit stalling
00:55:39Or I'll take you straight to underworld
00:55:43What a pity
00:55:43What a pity
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk
00:55:46Some devout families would feed the monks
00:55:48And seeing what an appetite I had
00:55:50They'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns
00:55:52So I saved it bit by bit
00:55:55Until I scraped together five yen of silver
00:55:57A few days ago
00:55:58I went to the women's kingdom
00:56:00And begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fen off me
00:56:07In the end
00:56:08I had one horse hoof silver worth four yen and six fen
00:56:12Take it then
00:56:13Huh?
00:56:14This idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants
00:56:17Yet he can hide silver
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear
00:56:25My hands are tied
00:56:26I can't get it
00:56:27Reach in and feel for it yourself
00:56:44You idiot
00:56:45It really is four chen and six fen
00:56:51Damn that Bimauan
00:56:53So it was you
00:56:55It's him monkey
00:56:56Look at the state I'm in
00:56:57And you still mess with me
00:56:59Even scamming me out of my silver
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures
00:57:08You have no idea what we've been through
00:57:10We hacked through thorns and fought off demons
00:57:13Well you
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off
00:57:16And you even stash away private money
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food
00:57:21And scraped it together bit by bit
00:57:22I was saving to buy some cloth
00:57:24And make myself a new outfit
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason
00:57:27Then you stole my silver
00:57:28Give it back
00:57:29Now
00:57:29Not a single coin
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money
00:57:33It's mine now
00:57:36Fine fine
00:57:36Take it all as my ransom
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing
00:57:44Easy
00:57:45Since I took your silver
00:57:46I'll get you out
00:58:02Monkey King
00:58:03While those imps aren't looking
00:58:04Let's make a run for it
00:58:06Don't rush in
00:58:06Those three demons are too strong
00:58:08We can't beat them
00:58:09And you call yourself Marshal Tianping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spyless coward
00:58:14Not today
00:58:15I'm not running
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out
00:58:18You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move
00:58:22Split up
00:58:33Lan Wu Kong
00:58:43Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form
00:58:45Dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:58:57You're in the shop
00:59:01You're in the shop
00:59:13Senior brother
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead
00:59:20Boss
00:59:20Boss
00:59:21We finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:30We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss
00:59:45Boss
00:59:56Binge
01:00:15Second brother
01:00:16By Lungma
01:00:17Come on, let's meet up with senior brother
01:00:20We have to save master
01:00:22Okay
01:00:25Report
01:00:26Your majesty
01:00:27Tang Sanzang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave
01:00:31We don't have enough men
01:00:32We can't hold them off
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free
01:00:37Oh no, what do we do now?
01:00:39Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother
01:00:41We're badly weakened
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again
01:00:47The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore
01:00:50Don't panic, Tang Sanzang is still in our hands
01:00:54Bring Tang Sanzang
01:00:59Third brother, Tang Sanzang won't help
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel
01:01:04But even the grunts can't hold it
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold
01:01:09I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom
01:01:11You mean...
01:01:12Big brother, second brother
01:01:14In Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons
01:01:17We take Tang Sanzang and fall back to Lion and Camel City
01:01:20We'll swarm him to death
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers
01:01:25Exactly! Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom
01:01:31Tell the whole army! Fall back to Lion and Camel City!
01:01:36Demons! Let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:53Lion and Camel City?
01:01:55Lion and Camel City
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