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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06You
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self
00:00:44Now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer, I don't care. I said shorted
00:01:05What the hell?
00:01:10Ohhhh! How are they doing that?
00:01:13And now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:25I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you? Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay
00:01:59Well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:14Disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know?
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:32Now for me
00:03:35Please, come on
00:03:40Ah!
00:03:57Eric! No!
00:04:01Relax, little brother, but never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:07Oh, God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay? Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30That's true.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:39All right.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40Well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling.
00:05:53You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen.
00:05:58Follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:00Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:02That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on me.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play?
00:06:29You don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55Gee, you pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn.
00:08:25He got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:38Well, then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:47You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:16I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet?
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Green.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:38You're welcome.
00:10:52Great.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:58You're welcome.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Help, Ryan.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker?
00:14:30Or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel.
00:14:33I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:14:59job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he-
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree!
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought you would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in five, four, three, two...
00:16:42What is the monster?
00:16:43Who's happy?
00:16:44Who's there?
00:16:45No.
00:16:46The monster is the monster.
00:16:48Who's he?
00:16:57He's a fighter!
00:17:02Is it?
00:17:03Who's he?
00:17:04Who's he?
00:17:07Who's he?
00:17:11Who's he?
00:17:12seen anything like this. Nobody but the master of magic could have done this. No, no, no, you,
00:17:20you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us. I knew it. Yeah, of course,
00:17:25just some amateur trying something stupid. Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:31Now, we've got a show to prep. Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling out those cards and let's get to
00:17:38work. Come on. Samuel, you believe you really did it, right? I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Oh, come on. The show opens in a few days. We need to prep. Oh, you don't have to worry
00:17:55about
00:17:55prepping. This is not going to be a show. Who is this? It's Richard Kim. He produces every other
00:18:13magic show in town. Samuel hates him. Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater. Oh, no, no, my little friend. This is now my theater. What the hell are you talking
00:18:27about? I have a three-year lease with the owner. Which, as of this morning, is me. I bought the
00:18:34theater, which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater. I'm the biggest show in town. Used to be. You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers. The contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out. Hey, hey, hey, doll face. How about you
00:19:09focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk? I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion. Not if I can prove you're not worthy
00:19:19of this theater. I'll give you a chance. A head-to-head magical competition. Your old man and his team
00:19:27wins. You keep your contract. My team wins. Your contract is terminated. Then you go back to doing
00:19:34birthday parties for eight-year-olds. Deal. Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever
00:19:42you put him up against. Great. The competition will be tonight. Tonight? His cast doesn't come
00:19:49out for another week. Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-hold-barred battle to see who will
00:20:05get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry. We have an ace of our sleeve. Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear. It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl. He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers. Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Van Buren.
00:20:54Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars. He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his axe.
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges
00:21:32can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's League.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:53Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier, not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy,
00:22:32but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:33Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:22:54but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21If you'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:30There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay?
00:23:36He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:47It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:23:59He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:26He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:09Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet, and you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:55This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:13The latest star of the show!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up.
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think.
00:27:47Okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm going to need some help.
00:28:59Bri,
00:29:00could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:42Oh, my God.
00:29:44Oh, my God.
00:29:45Oh, my God.
00:29:47Nobody then
00:29:48just be an illusion.
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:15I told you,
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it.
00:30:31This theater is mine.
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52It's a cake knife?
00:30:54He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:02How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:23Whoa, that is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:25Great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:28You're a young man.
00:31:30That food's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then, a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's...
00:32:46Correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:11You did it!
00:33:14With your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No! No! He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly! He probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:33:49How could you let him beat you? You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter. Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's... that's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:40All right. Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round.
00:34:52But now, watch an actual prop.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:34:57Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You... you didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the Master of Magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You... you were trained by the Master of Magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he... disappeared.
00:35:47That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the Master of Magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what? I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same.
00:36:13But honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new Master of Magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick-change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes, held by the Master of Magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the Master of Magic would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my God, her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48She about to break the record?
00:37:49She about to break the record.
00:37:50Oh my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world.
00:38:01A new world record and possibly a new Master of Magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration.
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the Master of Magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new Master of Magic?
00:39:09Come on, one of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:33Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree, if you trust me.
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16Now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time stands still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he going to do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:53I'll blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:18Might.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my jacket.
00:43:23It's red.
00:43:23Oh.
00:43:2476.
00:43:2576.
00:43:27What the fuck?
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:4077.
00:43:4178.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:54I can't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:56It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:35I knew it.
00:44:35I just made an ass of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:58Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:07Please, please forgive me. I was just so inspired by our example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Ugh!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow, everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:01Honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think, maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:00I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:14So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:19I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:24If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm at the Master of Magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:10That bracelet.
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42What I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down was when you stopped being the Master of Magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:04In your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the Master of Magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:22In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn you went this way.
00:50:35You just have to be here somewhere.
00:50:37You just have to be here somewhere.
00:50:44You're friends.
00:50:46Ah, well that sounds...
00:50:49awful.
00:51:17I don't know.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Ah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage.
00:53:13Or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:53The three of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02The Lisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:07Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:36Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:45Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all of his hands.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41Easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:44We'll let you help us, and we'll even let you in all of the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:17And then, my own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he going to drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you.
00:58:09Just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:13Just.
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:55He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one flying us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12Nobody is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want a double classic girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the pen, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55So, it's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now, shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then,
01:01:03the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So, how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself.
01:01:09In three,
01:01:10two,
01:01:10one.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I got the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gun stomp.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach
01:02:01can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how
01:02:04he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested
01:02:07and that will be
01:02:08the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:11really thinks
01:02:12he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:26Oh, my God.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless,
01:02:38one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh? How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:56He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guy.
01:03:00My patrolman's ready.
01:03:01I'm going by.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:09we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:31How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:04:02The slot machines are not as good safe,
01:04:06I don't think so.
01:04:07They are alright.
01:04:09Here's the slot which is with him.
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look right and we need him to take the fall he'll still easily do
01:04:20it he's going in the vault he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31same vault i broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in without us don't think i'm all that little smoky here taking peace out of you
01:04:42if you try to double cross us did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things
01:04:50what blazes how did that happen
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that don't worry it'll wash out and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:07that's right we're too good we are professionals you are just some nobody who thinks a few magic
01:05:12to exclude you in our league oh whatever step aside we are wasting valuable time it is time for the
01:05:18professionals to work alisa is the best safe cracker in the world she's cracked into safes at the bank of
01:05:28london the new york federal reserve and fort knox all in one week can't do that with your little coin
01:05:33trick just as i thought three lockers mechanical combination and a biometric id reader no wonder
01:05:40only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe yeah me fortunately that one thief was me six
01:05:49years
01:05:49sickle is she really trying to take credit for my heist
01:06:03one down three to go
01:06:10intruder alert false entry detected notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15me at least said you triggered the door alarm we have to make it stop just give me a minute
01:06:19we don't have a minute how did you disarm it last time because it was you who cracked the safe
01:06:24right
01:06:24somebody shuts him up 11 well i'm just saying you've taught us before so
01:06:29you're not having a problem stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy five four three two
01:06:42three two
01:06:45intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it sure you did how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an
01:06:55ibv
01:06:56international lot you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand like i did uh give me another
01:07:03second ladies we don't have another second hold on i'll give it a shot you really think you can be
01:07:10faster than me i am the one who cracks the safe not you stop distracting her this is a job
01:07:16for the pros
01:07:16alisa you got this no she doesn't what are you talking about she won't get it open the place
01:07:22where she's drilling it won't work you do not know what you're talking about you are nothing and you
01:07:27are a nobody
01:07:33got it she won't get it open go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door look the guards almost
01:07:52here i can help i'm fine idiot i've almost found it alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot and if he can't open it then we will tackle him and then
01:08:04say that we
01:08:05stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours try not to screw up what i already started don't worry we'll be inside the vault in
01:08:16a matter of seconds
01:08:22what the hell are you doing is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault he's drunk he's
01:08:29been
01:08:29drunk the whole time we're just seeing it now well if you'd stop talking and listen you'd hear the
01:08:33magnets sliding around inside all security personnel we have a computer code nine at the vault
01:08:40thumbs up tickle him
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00oh the hell impossibile who are you are we in overhead ladies i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20god damn there's got to be near a billion in here i am taking a decade-long spot dream
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here
01:09:53with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from
01:10:07the
01:10:07recording all of us except for you you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:13you were just our fault that is what happens when you try to run this city girls enjoy prison
01:10:21mr kim we got it it's safe for you to come in
01:10:29whoa this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around pack up
01:10:39who's this
01:10:40oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall he was easy almost a little too easy it's like he wanted us to
01:10:50set
01:10:50them up sorry buddy but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56i'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait wait i know that voice who
01:11:05who are you
01:11:07you know exactly who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads do you have any idea who you messed with i want to be petty thief
01:11:17yeah calm down mr kim he is a nobody he's he's not a nobody he's richard tranquilo he's just our
01:11:25patsy we had him in our web the entire time he wasn't in your web you were in his you
01:11:31fools
01:11:33please please please don't do this let us go relax richard i can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms oh thank you because i already have
01:11:48what
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you all you think you can just waltz in here
01:12:01steal my stash no not here not on my turf oh jesus the three links huh
01:12:12kgb annie oakley and penelope cruz the world's best cat burglars my pink ass
01:12:21and that's richard kim isn't it the geriatric hutster from the cretaceous period trying to de-extinct your
01:12:28career after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you that mask
01:12:38i know you you're the son of a that got me put away for two years well too bad it
01:12:45didn't stick
01:12:46but as i recall i did kill your brother i put him down like a dog i should have put
01:12:54you down that
01:12:54night too tell you what we're gonna finish that job right now
01:13:06well i knew it you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking i didn't see how he did that and you know why he didn't
01:13:30he blinked
01:13:31get him
01:13:35sweet you guys brought flowers
01:14:00that's enough
01:14:09what how did you do that i sell like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want to
01:14:20make
01:14:20their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on to
01:14:25live
01:14:26many years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me it's
01:14:33because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united states
01:14:38not even your billions can get you out of this just who the hell are you
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:15:06we did it eric untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found
01:15:35the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:42mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you nicely always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:17charity angia
01:16:20you
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