00:03holy moly would you look at this witchcraft because obviously the absolute biggest problem
00:08in my life right now is that my car battery isn't portable enough just gonna tighten this down until
00:16my wrist contemplates an early retirement perfect ah yes the heat shrink because we all know this
00:26tiny little tube of melted plastic is what's really holding this entire operation together
00:32ah fantastic now i can finally take my 40 pound lead acid battery for its daily walk around the
00:39neighborhood good boy holy guacamole look at this absolute masterpiece of modern art first we need
00:46to liberate this highly essential netting from some innocent potatoes now we just casually unwrap
00:52enough neon straws just gotta meticulously arrange them by cramming them all together as haphazardly
01:00as possible ah yes green duct tape the true sign of a professional artist
01:06i've never looked so majestic you can really see my soul through this blurry plastic filter
01:11maybe if i blind myself with my phone light and aggressively smash my face against these sharp
01:16plastic edges yes nailed it holy moly a spring that replaces a hammer this changes everything
01:24oh wow why just hit a nail once with a normal hammer when you can pull back a tiny metal
01:30spring
01:3045 times instead my thumb isn't cramping at all this is totally fine all right now for the ultimate test
01:37it's supposed to pop this door hinge right out in seconds yep any second now just completely popping
01:44right out wow so strong i'm throwing my entire toolbox in the garbage immediately
01:52holly macaroni because why spend 10 bucks on a normal money clip when you can casually fire up an
01:59industrial blowtorch in your living room here we go pouring liquid fire right onto a ben franklin
02:05because i'm willing to risk third degree burns for views well color me absolutely shocked it actually
02:12peeled off a true miracle of modern science let's just fold this beautiful incredibly heavy lumpy piece
02:19of scrap metal into shape oh yeah that is high fashion right there look how securely it holds my fat
02:26stack of totally real cash best life hack ever because why would you ever use actual tools when you can
02:35just over complicate things with a piece of string ah yes the most crucial step of any mechanical repair
02:41turning yourself into a human pulley system very safe highly recommended by professionals everywhere just
02:48going to casually accessorize with this lovely red rope here high fashion meets diy tire repair moment of
02:56truth preparing to completely embarrass myself and ruin this rim in three two well look at that next week i'll
03:04show you how to
03:05change attract a tire with dental floss
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