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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy, I'd take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend.
00:00:53Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off of me!
00:04:55Hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:18You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious
00:07:03Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:11But...
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:42But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:00I...
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:40About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:48to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10No, sweetie.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:12Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:43Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying matches next week.
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:09I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:14He set that marker ten out of ten times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Oh man, let go.
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07What?
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:28I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:32Woo!
00:13:34Woo!
00:13:35Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:38Woo!
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10I got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August God nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me.
00:15:30Let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite too, boy.
00:15:51Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:293.02 yards.
00:16:31Mid fairway.
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:102.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god.
00:17:13My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:20Oh my god.
00:17:40My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys.
00:17:45Whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:04Ha ha!
00:18:06Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would've made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:31Guys.
00:18:32Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not.
00:18:51Here I come!
00:18:53Oh!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should've been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59Oh my goodness.
00:19:00He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing the same thing.
00:19:08Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must've been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40Hogs Golf Club.
00:19:42It's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:49It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:19:53I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:38That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:54Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:05You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:46Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave.
00:22:48Wait, I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24What clue is groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August?
00:23:28You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:32Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:19What the water?
00:24:21I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:51Is he?
00:24:52A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:10Of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:14Mia.
00:25:15This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:19Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:21I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:22We should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:26How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming in at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All the things he could be doing.
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:37Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:45I got cash.
00:25:46Hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:56But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:26:00If you'll still have us.
00:26:02Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're gonna regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bet.
00:26:49You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter.
00:26:53He's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:57It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:05Baby, help!
00:27:07You bastard!
00:27:08You're gonna regret this!
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker!
00:27:18Mark my words!
00:27:19You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:21Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance, I'll do-
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:43Useless!
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:03But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:08Kimberly's been retired for six years already.
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:17I don't know.
00:28:19Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39Come on, where?
00:28:40We're leaving.
00:28:44You're drunk.
00:28:46I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper.
00:28:51You're such a gentleman.
00:28:55I'm so thirsty.
00:28:57I'll get you some water.
00:29:06I'm so thirsty.
00:29:14You are so thirsty.
00:29:20I'm just thirsty andändig logged in here.
00:29:22I feel like you're gonna come in a bowl.
00:29:25I want to do something new at Fivesoft Bay.
00:29:27The dinghy of the wind Milliarden are supposed to beハハ
00:29:30I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm
00:29:58Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:01Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:29I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:36Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:23I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest
00:31:40Okay
00:31:41Let's try to help us with a measure of level
00:31:59Nice, man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:01Absolutely we are
00:32:02It's done enough wasting my time
00:32:04By the way, only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Sit back
00:32:32You'll see my rank
00:32:34Hey, get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:06You're gone
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's OK.
00:33:16You may lose the me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open.
00:33:47What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:58Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:48This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:10Vanished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers.
00:35:19They've come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49The champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:02That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No.
00:36:06That can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned!
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me,
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:38:43I'm revoking your entry into the US Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:39:03You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:10I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lion.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour.
00:39:43They're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:45And there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:57Not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:33He's a nobody.
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:01The legendary golfer.
00:41:03Sir.
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look.
00:41:15I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young.
00:41:21And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:28We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:33I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:48You and your golf club have been a menace to the Golf Society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out.
00:42:58You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00You reckless bastard.
00:43:02As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can fire me.
00:43:13I am the vice president.
00:43:15You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54All right.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:44:00You can open your eyes.
00:44:02You can open your eyes.
00:44:04You can open your eyes.
00:44:04So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know, but I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me? It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:35Yes.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you, and I know Mommy will too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match, but it looks like
00:45:34she knew all along.
00:45:37Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today's going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final
00:46:00round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this.
00:46:21Let's do this.
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Oh, dear.
00:46:26Whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:50you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:46:58come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you there
00:47:04he's trying to marry you off with that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:47:09tonight too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:47:22lion you finally returned
00:47:30for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:47:36that it is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my
00:47:42head
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:47:52when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:56that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:48:03i agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brad by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:22god mid you just drag any bum off the street you dare show your face here
00:48:28dad you be nice this is the hero i told you about that saved our golf club
00:48:52everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of the golfers association golf
00:49:00is in their blood just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:10henry is it yep me just told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:49:17what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:27mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:49:33so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:49:41oh mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her watch it yard boy his father runs
00:49:48a
00:49:49u.s. open with one phone call he can have you disqualified everybody let's not waste our time on this
00:49:56loser our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:50:02here please allow me
00:50:12oh that reminds me mr collins you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from
00:50:18cuba today
00:50:18really good arbanos oh now we're done real cuba huh
00:50:24mm-hmm there you go excellent taste young man thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:38yeah real mature
00:50:42we should truly try this meal or shall we be special
00:50:56i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:04don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough i brought a gift
00:51:23ew what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal i bet it's all junk
00:51:31henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like yes yes thank you for the reminder my
00:51:41well mia i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:51:47i got you this this is lion's old tour card
00:51:52it took me ages to get out of my father's collection
00:51:55that would go for millions at sotheby's
00:51:58henry this is very sweet of you
00:52:01but it's far too valuable i can't i can't accept it
00:52:08this is incredibly rare
00:52:11what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:13worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:16admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:27why don't we make a bet
00:52:29all right i'm listening
00:52:32if my gift is more valuable than yours you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:40cigar ash and all
00:52:49what a coincidence looks like i want to give mia alliance tour card too
00:52:58but not just one
00:53:0310
00:53:08that's impossible you're just a washed up loser like how is that possible
00:53:14well looks like you lost eat up
00:53:17jeez have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:21i gotta make a phone call
00:53:29wait guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:32i just talked to my father apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:37the only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire
00:53:40and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:53:43and let's be honest these are certainly fake
00:53:48and now guess what my dad's on his way
00:53:51and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:54you pissed off the president you are so screwed
00:53:59how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:54:03so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:06yeah yeah yeah
00:54:08well i believe bobby
00:54:10i don't think you'd lie to me
00:54:12well why talk about it
00:54:14let's put it to the test
00:54:16wait no you can't destroy those
00:54:18that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:20that's a disrespected gulf itself
00:54:32oh my god mia why are you believing this guy
00:54:36i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:38i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:46what's going on here
00:54:47what if that card actually is real
00:54:51fire test gold
00:54:54adversity test men
00:54:55yeah
00:54:58you lying con artist
00:55:00i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:02get on your knees
00:55:03admit these are fake
00:55:04otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse
00:55:06of the depths of hell
00:55:10death this is who i was telling you about
00:55:12this is the con man
00:55:17ow
00:55:17you idiot
00:55:19what do you think you're doing
00:55:21mr chairman
00:55:22he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:24we had nothing to do with it
00:55:28fakes
00:55:31no no no no no no
00:55:33these are the real deal
00:55:34what
00:55:35what
00:55:35what
00:55:45dad what are you talking about
00:55:47are you senile
00:55:49like those can't be real
00:55:51ow
00:55:52did i raise an idiot
00:55:53wait a minute
00:55:54if those cards are real
00:55:56then he
00:55:57he's lying
00:56:00i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:02i'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:06and he will be grounded
00:56:08and he will be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:10what
00:56:10let's go your mother's in the car
00:56:12ow
00:56:12ow
00:56:13ow
00:56:14that's embarrassing
00:56:14ow
00:56:15we almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:56:21we didn't mean to
00:56:22it was all henry's fault
00:56:26well
00:56:27it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:30let's go for a walk
00:56:31that sounds nice
00:56:34it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench
00:56:46sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:56:49don't worry about it
00:56:51i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:58is that your wife
00:57:07yes
00:57:09she passed in labor
00:57:12i'm sorry
00:57:14i know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love
00:57:17never gets easier
00:57:21i want you to know that
00:57:22i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:25i just
00:57:27want to be by your side
00:57:45stay here mia
00:57:47be careful
00:57:48hey bitch
00:57:50who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:52hey baby
00:57:54no
00:57:56bobby watch out
00:58:04hey
00:58:08let her go tyler
00:58:14bobby
00:58:18i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:22those are cute
00:58:24that was my daughter
00:58:28see that
00:58:29it's what you get for going against me
00:58:31you son of a bitch
00:58:35it's time to go join your wife in hell
00:58:41fuck
00:58:42come on boys
00:58:43you got lucky this time
00:58:44motherfuckers
00:58:45next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:58:48okay
00:58:51man
00:58:52i think it's frozen
00:58:54gotta get to the hospital
00:58:57let's go
00:59:06wait don't move
00:59:10not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:13i have an itch
00:59:15down there
00:59:16my hands are
00:59:17okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:23is it right here
00:59:30how's that feel
00:59:31that's amazing
00:59:32is that it
00:59:34oh yeah
00:59:35that's so good
00:59:37that's amazing
00:59:39please
00:59:40oh
00:59:43yes
00:59:44what's daddy doing
00:59:46eleanor
00:59:48daddy
00:59:50hey
00:59:51oh
00:59:52oh
00:59:52i'm sorry
00:59:53hey doc
00:59:54um what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:56well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:00he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:05six weeks
01:00:07what about the u.s open
01:00:09you need rest
01:00:10and that's doctor's orders
01:00:15i missed you eleanor
01:00:16i missed you too
01:00:17wait wait wait
01:00:18what are you doing
01:00:19you need to rest
01:00:20and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:22i have to go to the u.s open
01:00:25i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:26okay but we only have one a day
01:00:28and it only lasts four hours
01:00:30what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:32you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:35four hours is plenty
01:00:36i'll win
01:00:37for you and me
01:00:40it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:00:46welcome to the u.s open championships
01:00:49the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:53the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:55this year will be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:59the auckland golf club
01:01:00the course consists of 250 acres
01:01:03168 bunkers
01:01:04tall ruffs
01:01:05and no water hazards
01:01:06it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:10who will conquer the devil's course
01:01:12and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:17what
01:01:18what
01:01:19wait
01:01:20bobby
01:01:20bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:22this legendary lion
01:01:23he's a grand slam champion
01:01:26he's never lost a tournament
01:01:27and now that the lion's back
01:01:29if we win
01:01:30august will be saved
01:01:31bobby didn't want to tell him
01:01:33about his injury
01:01:33but his right hand
01:01:35is it really gonna be okay
01:01:55your old news loser
01:01:57still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:02:01shut the fuck up tyler
01:02:04feisty
01:02:05i like it
01:02:06you can keep screeching
01:02:07but when i win
01:02:07i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat
01:02:10to shut you up
01:02:10it's a fucking great
01:02:11enough
01:02:12this is a waste of time
01:02:13while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:16i have been conquering this very course
01:02:19year after year
01:02:24you think you can keep up with me
01:02:32you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:39i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:43i will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:11the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level
01:03:20it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:27man oh man
01:03:29this ai
01:03:30it's incredible
01:03:31it's our secret weapon
01:03:32this has been
01:03:33he can't beat us
01:03:34he's done for
01:03:43can he do it
01:03:53this is your grandson here
01:03:55he's better off as my caddy
01:03:58don't push yourself
01:03:59you can't play like this
01:04:01don't worry about it
01:04:03i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:11all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rocks
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the leaderboard
01:04:44there you go
01:04:45good job today
01:04:47let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god
01:04:52we made it to the finals
01:04:54i'm still way behind
01:04:55to win this game
01:04:57i have to catch up quickly
01:04:59game's just begun
01:05:20mia
01:05:22where are you
01:05:24hey do you need something
01:05:26i tried to grab my towel
01:05:27but my wrist still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please
01:05:36the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:41where does it hurt
01:05:45right here
01:06:00the finals are tomorrow
01:06:02i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:06you're mine
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:40now you're gonna win today
01:06:41because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours
01:07:02i need to finish before noon
01:07:21what's going on
01:07:22loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:24it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:35what are they trying to do
01:07:39that's the game plan
01:07:41the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible life
01:07:51we're completely dug in
01:07:54what are you gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:07there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:10they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:18so what if we did
01:08:19all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint
01:08:32the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:35and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:37you lose
01:08:40ai's never wrong
01:08:41you're so screwed
01:08:44dude
01:08:45dude
01:08:45just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't beat cold hard facts
01:08:51don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell
01:09:18no
01:09:19that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:23it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:33he still needs two strokes
01:09:35that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:38it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia
01:09:47we're done for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:55making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green
01:10:03something's moving
01:10:07wait
01:10:09that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:15ooh so close
01:10:16but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:22even if august golf club goes down
01:10:24we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge ai implant chips
01:10:30have exactly what we need
01:10:32to get in your way
01:10:33when
01:10:35in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this
01:10:51i can't believe my eyes
01:10:53the ball's still moving
01:10:55look alive boys
01:10:58i'm still in play
01:11:05it stopped
01:11:08a pathetic old man
01:11:10challenging hard facts and data
01:11:12it's impossible
01:11:13yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:34i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you
01:11:42nah you know what man
01:11:44it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right
01:11:45i mean
01:11:46there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug
01:11:51he took the path that ai
01:11:53considered to be impossible
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:59beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:06can't compete with years of experience
01:12:08on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips
01:12:16won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:25a sudden death rap
01:12:27whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:46i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:05come on now
01:13:13you've held out long enough old man
01:13:14it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it
01:13:24painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is full 10
01:13:39535 yards
01:13:41at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up
01:13:52just give up
01:13:52the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:13the flags all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:18disappear
01:14:19there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:20you really are crazy
01:14:21my experience doesn't lie
01:14:36you're screwed up
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:42chin up old man
01:14:43you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon
01:14:57soon what
01:14:58are you praying for a miracle
01:15:00i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:36fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:48nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nerdy
01:15:52yes
01:15:53kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kate
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:07how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:10this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:12even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:22he got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not aiming for the stage
01:16:32he's aiming for the flash
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:35i tell you what
01:16:36i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:40i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:58i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:05now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:08now watch this drive
01:17:41fly golf ball fly
01:17:43big daddy's dream come true
01:18:05how did he do this
01:18:13let's go
01:18:14let's go
01:18:14oh my god
01:18:15oh my god
01:18:20i lost
01:18:20look
01:18:21he crushed me
01:18:22how could kane lose to this fucking old bastard
01:18:29daddy i knew you're the bestest
01:18:33folks did you see this
01:18:35he managed to beat kane carter with an injured right hand
01:18:38he's back folks
01:18:40the ghost
01:18:41the lion
01:18:42bobby
01:18:49the winner of the u.s. open championship
01:18:53bobby the lion
01:18:59i didn't do this for me
01:19:03i did it for all of us
01:19:05for august golf club
01:19:10you cheated
01:19:12this trophy belongs to the golden hills golf club
01:19:15you were taking pills
01:19:16i saw it with my own two eyes
01:19:19you were doping
01:19:22no
01:19:22the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:19:28you got proof of that sweetheart
01:19:29i can prove it
01:19:36the doping you saw
01:19:39painkillers
01:19:40prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:19:43legal
01:19:44approved by the association
01:19:46and cleared prior to competition
01:19:49it's all documented right here
01:19:52you
01:19:53you're on his team
01:19:55you're in on it
01:19:57oh and uh
01:19:58as far as your crimes go
01:19:59i've got
01:20:00implanting microchips
01:20:03to cheat
01:20:04and also aggravated assault
01:20:06i have evidence
01:20:08how about you
01:20:12i have evidence
01:20:15do you
01:20:17this is enough to arrest you
01:20:19and
01:20:20investigate your little club
01:20:21come on
01:20:23punch you
01:20:24motherfucker
01:20:24lion
01:20:25you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion
01:20:36a long time ago i said i was going to retire
01:20:39but i did for my daughter
01:20:41and since i've won
01:20:42i'm going back into retirement
01:20:47stay
01:20:48we need a legend like you in golf to lead the way
01:20:53please
01:20:54stay
01:21:02eleanor
01:21:03daddy has a lot of money now
01:21:04and i can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to
01:21:08i'm staying with you
01:21:10i'm not golfing
01:21:14daddy
01:21:14i like watching you play golf
01:21:17i've never seen you so cool and strong before
01:21:20you're amazing
01:21:24i'm a big girl now
01:21:25eleanor's happy
01:21:27if daddy's happy
01:21:28daddy should do what he wants
01:21:30too
01:21:36okay
01:21:38then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:21:42applause
01:21:45applause
01:21:46applause
01:21:59applause
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