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00:14Oh
00:18Something is so terribly terribly wrong
00:23Oh
00:24Oh god that hurts
00:29Suck it Mel Gibson
00:37Russell
00:39Russ where are you
00:45Russell Russell you're okay. Oh, thank God my god juggernaut
00:53I thought that was you I should have worn my white pants
00:58You probably get this a lot
00:59But I am a huge fan
01:02Uncanny x-men one of these three thor 4 11 x-men unlimited 12
01:06You know, it has always been a dream of mine to see my face reflected in your helmet as you
01:11charge at me with murderous intent
01:13I don't mean right now
01:15I'm gonna rip you in half now
01:16That is such a juggernaut thing to say
01:19Oh
01:20Oh
01:20Oh
01:21Oh
01:21Oh my god
01:25Oh my god I can't feel my lungs
01:27Oh my god I can't feel
01:29Oh no they're right here
01:31Got them
01:32Russell
01:53Russell
01:55I have a mission
02:03God damn it
02:03I care about you Russell
02:06What's juggernaut got that I don't have
02:08Don't you say legs
02:09I know you're gonna say legs
02:12Legs
02:13Still hurts to hear out loud
02:17What is that
02:18That's what is that's not a real rope
02:20You get back here young man
02:23Dobbs
02:25Dobbs get me out of here please
02:27Use my arms as backpack straps
02:32I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here
02:35I'm pretty sure this isn't it
02:37X-Force
02:52No child is hopeless
02:53Don't give up on the boy
02:55How could he just walk away
02:57It was the coldness in his eyes
03:00He should have heard it
03:04His family really is an f-word
03:07Oh rub my legs mama
03:09Why would I rub your legs?
03:11Please
03:11They hurt
03:12I have growing pains
03:16What in the
03:18Why is your hand so tiny again?
03:21It's not my hand
03:22Oh Mary mother
03:24Joseph
03:25That was nice for me
03:27Wait
03:28I heard what happened with the convoy
03:30Hey
03:32Oh
03:34Why wouldn't you cover that up
03:37A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of
03:39How about you do
03:40I mean look at you
03:41You're just straight shirt cocking it
03:43Toddler style
03:44Oh yeah
03:45Full Winnie the Pooh
03:46The hell's happening
03:48Describe it
03:49I wouldn't ask him to do that
03:50Well it's like
03:51Um
03:51Here we go
03:52It's like he was giving birth anally
03:53But they quit halfway through
03:55They got the legs out
03:56And they said
03:56You know what
03:56I'm done
03:57Happy
03:58It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down
03:59But this time
04:00You can see the Muppet's dick
04:02Grover's got a cock the size of a
04:04I've had three tickets already
04:06Ah no no no DP not again
04:11Has this happened before?
04:13Geez he's either vomit or don't
04:15The decision is killing me
04:16Why couldn't God take my hearing?
04:21Oh wow
04:22Cool your pits
04:23They're going back
04:24I'm talking about your face
04:26I've never seen you without your mask before
04:28Jesus Christ
04:29Looks like an avocado
04:30Your legs though
04:31They're cute
04:32You want to buy our pair of pants?
04:35I'm glad everybody dropped by
04:37You must be wondering why I didn't call you here
04:56Thinking about my kit
04:57NÃO
04:57We have new
04:57It's
04:57To
04:57You
04:59The
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