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00:13I'm with Emily. Emily's finally here in America. Yay! I'm so excited. My suitcase is still in
00:19Australia. I'm wearing my airport clothes. Airport clothes. It's been two days now. Two days? Yeah.
00:25Two days without her luggage. So this is the fit we put together. We went and got her some
00:29sneakers and clothes shoes. But we're gonna go look looking for chameleons. We're
00:34gonna warm her up to the Everglades. Chameleons are what we're looking for
00:38tonight and I think we're gonna try and like find a lizard so you can have your
00:42first lizard bite. Okay. We're warming her up. We're warming her up for these big
00:46pythons. Okay. I'm really brave. I'm gonna grab everything, touch everything. We're
00:52gonna hold a frog, a lizard, a snake, whatever we find. She's looking and she's
00:56gonna give it a crack so. A swamp puppy. Yeah you're Australian you can handle it.
01:00Yeah exactly. I'm fine. I'm excited. Yay! She's finally here. Yay! Oh I'll tag her YouTube too
01:08because she's got her own little YouTube going so. I do. Love her. I mix it up. I post
01:13everything. Oh well there you go. Yeah. Everything.
01:19It's late we're tired and we've had a few drinks too to like warm Emily up. Confidence. Confidence boost.
01:25We needed it. We needed it and we're here. We're ready. You can hold the light. Okay perfect. You do
01:29all the work. Yeah. Oh come on. This is so hard. We just started. I know. No dumping allowed. We're
01:38gonna go
01:39through that bush in a second Em. Okay. She's gonna be trespassing in America. Her first time
01:45trespassing. But I just learned that they can't shoot you from behind so I'm just
01:50gonna shake ass. I mean they can shoot you but they would go to jail because you were
01:54facing the other way. And they don't want to go to jail so. Might be okay. It might be okay.
02:00Maybe.
02:01This is a safe place. Unless they just dump my body somewhere. Okay see this. Jesus.
02:04Oh no. We're just trying to make Florida a better place. And these people are speeding past us.
02:11Like we inconvenience them. We're only saving the Everglades right now Emily.
02:16Okay. Wait. So what are we gonna do with one if we find one? Um you're gonna bite the head
02:20off.
02:22Don't. Actually made me feel sick. Yeah. You have to. It's a tradition. I can actually picture like
02:29the head being bitten off because one time Phoebe's cat would do that to the lizards. To like
02:34the water dragons. Oh really? See that? That's a Jesus. Is it up there? Oh! Little baby gets it!
02:40How do you get that? To be fair. He's gonna bite the f*** at me. Oh that's actually really high
02:47up.
02:48They buy it? That one does yeah.
02:56You're not that tall. Oh no! It fell.
03:04It fell. I don't know where it went. It's... Oh!
03:08It got away. It got away! No! I hear it. It's like run over there.
03:13That's okay. Next one. Yeah. It was just a bassist anyways.
03:18Okay. We lost one. We lost one but it's okay. We will be back.
03:22Plenty more lizards in the Everglades. Hell yeah.
03:26I need my seatbelt because a lizard's gonna beep at me and I hate when he gets angry at me.
03:32Oh he's wary. Aww. Hey mate. Don't you f*** up. They're quick yeah.
03:44Yeah they're a lot easier to catch in there because you're kind of like level with them.
03:48Yeah. Maybe I'm slow because I've had a few drinks. You only have one. Dang it.
03:55Why'd you call me out like that? I'm like is it making you that slow?
04:00Uh f***. Do you want to get out there and catch a lizard?
04:03I'm not gonna be any better that's for sure. We're gonna test it. But I'm slow on a good day.
04:11It's the ANTK when you're in America and you can actually get shot for trespassing.
04:16It does. Back home they can't do that. They got bears here too. Bears? Yeah black bears.
04:22So you gotta watch them. In Florida? Yeah. I thought they were in colder places.
04:27They got black bears here and panties too. But if you act bigger than what they are,
04:32they're kind of scared of you. So if a bear comes, how are you gonna act?
04:40Roar! Is that good or no? That's amazing. I think that's gonna work. Okay. Perfect.
04:46My strategy is just to be quicker than M. Okay. If I'm quicker than M...
04:52I'll distract you right away. Yeah I love that.
04:56That's the theory with security as well because you're always like flash your tits.
05:01Yeah literally. Instead of security comes she's gonna flash her boobs.
05:05M always has to flash her boobs. Like as soon as we get into a sketchy situation
05:10and we're gonna get in trouble. M's gonna saw it. Well that was the plan last time but then security
05:16thought we were school kids so. Yeah. It didn't go to plan. That's on YouTube actually and we hid
05:22behind it. Well she hid behind a pole. Yeah. And turns out security could see us on the cameras the
05:27whole time anyways. What do you mean she? We both hid behind that pole. I hid behind you.
05:33Yeah. Look in spots like this.
05:45Sometimes you can get like little baby ones as well. Oh that would be cute.
05:48I would love to get like a little baby. My first find and it's this cute little froggy.
05:54I'm going in. Oh look she's going in. Look at her head torch. I love it. I'm scared. How do
05:59I...
06:00Okay I'm gonna go from where we are.
06:06There's heaps of spider webs. It's so cute. I'm so scared. It's your first critter. How do I...
06:14Just cup him. Go quick quick quick.
06:17That's what I'mma.
06:17Ow, what? Yuck. Fuck.
06:21Eww, eww, eww. Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww. Eww, eww, eww. Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww.γα.
06:31AHey, tyy Checking Five Speaking Looks Like a No plans My
06:44Oh, yuck, I feel sick.
06:47Oh, no.
06:48That was amazing.
06:49Oh, it was so slimy.
06:51What did you think it was going to feel like?
06:53I just, like, I went in with, like, all the fake confidence in the world.
06:57And I thought if I, like, faked it, you know, fake it till you make it.
07:01I thought fake it till you make it would work.
07:03I was faking that confidence.
07:04I was shitting myself.
07:05And, like, I couldn't.
07:07I couldn't do it.
07:08When she cupped it, I was like, she's committed.
07:09Like, hell yeah.
07:10And then she wrote it.
07:11When I tell you I was trying my best.
07:14To keep it together there.
07:15I'm really proud of you.
07:17She touched it.
07:18It's not often that she touches it, you know what I mean?
07:21Like, as soon as I, my body, as soon as I touched it, my body was like, no, hell no.
07:25Like, I couldn't even force myself to do it.
07:29I'm so dead right now.
07:31I'm, like, it's dead.
07:32That was so scary.
07:32It was so funny.
07:33You know, those give you warts, right?
07:36Don't say that.
07:36No, I'm so sorry.
07:38Ew.
07:39Ew, now I've got it.
07:41Now we're both infected.
07:43I can't believe you'd do me like that.
07:45Well, you're the one who told me to touch it.
07:48That was, like, hilarious.
07:49Someone's probably calling the police, like, murder.
07:52Did I actually scream that loud?
07:54Yeah.
07:55I think I blacked out.
07:56Some girl's been murdered in some construction site.
08:00That's what they're going to say.
08:04I really almost believed I could do it for a second.
08:08You did, though.
08:10You just got to commit.
08:11I committed.
08:12My body couldn't.
08:14Your body rejected.
08:15My body, like, my flight or flight, kick, fight or flight.
08:19That was, like, hilarious.
08:21I fight, flight, or flick the bean kicked in.
08:23Flick the bean.
08:24And I was, yeah.
08:25Look at that storm coming in.
08:26That's the secret third option.
08:27We're going to get caught in this storm, and I'm, like, so here for it.
08:30We're out here fighting the lesbo allegations.
08:34Oh, there's no fighting those.
08:35No.
08:36Not after the special videos people have seen.
08:39Someone commented that on the YouTube.
08:41Can you make more special videos with Em?
08:43I was, like, okay.
08:45We're, like, what does special video mean?
08:46What's special?
08:47Do you mean, like, because we've done YouTube videos and then, like, another kind of video?
08:52So, he needs to specify a little bit more, because both are special in my eyes.
08:57Okay, I feel like I'm going to get that one.
08:59All right.
08:59Three.
08:59It's going to be not good.
09:01Three, two, one.
09:03He did not.
09:03It was f***ing rude.
09:04Pull the branch down.
09:05I'm going to snap it.
09:07That one.
09:08Here, you come under here.
09:09You catch them in and I'll move.
09:11Holy f***ing.
09:12I'm scared.
09:12I'm scared.
09:13Is it here?
09:14This one?
09:15Yep, that's it.
09:16That's it.
09:16Oh, he's gripping on tighter.
09:17Is it this one?
09:19Whatever you shook before, I think.
09:22Holy f***ing.
09:23F***ing.
09:23F***ing.
09:24He's, like, readjusting his little hands to hold on tighter.
09:29I'm trying to get up.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:34He's still there.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:37Hang on.
09:38Crop's going to break with me.
09:41Is this one here?
09:43Um, do a little test.
09:45Yeah.
09:47Yeah.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48You ready?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Oh, f***.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:52I'm getting wet.
09:53Is he out?
09:54Nah.
09:54There's no way.
09:54He's going on slow time.
09:56He's been down, guys.
09:57Oh, f***.
09:58I feel like...
09:59Are you okay?
10:00Hang on.
10:01I'm just going to...
10:06This is probably going to break.
10:08You ready?
10:10Um, yeah.
10:11Do you have a light on it?
10:12No.
10:13I'm literally just going to jump out this tree.
10:15You ready?
10:16Yeah.
10:17I'm going to jump out the tree.
10:18Three.
10:20Hang on.
10:22Two.
10:26Oh, f***.
10:26He's there.
10:27Hold it there.
10:27Hold it there.
10:28Stay.
10:29Wait, wait, wait.
10:30Hang on.
10:31Let me grab this.
10:31Grab it.
10:32Grab it.
10:32I got it.
10:33I got it.
10:33All right.
10:33Oh, I'm scared.
10:35I can't.
10:35Angel, come get it.
10:36Get it.
10:36Get it.
10:36Where is he?
10:37No, there, there.
10:40Holy f***.
10:41He's f***ed me.
10:42Holy f***.
10:44Holy s***.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46Oh, he came away from me.
10:48No, I'm so scared.
10:49I'm so scared.
10:50I'm so scared.
10:51I'm going to cry.
10:53Tori, please.
10:55Tori, please.
10:55Tori, please.
10:56Please.
10:57Just hold it.
10:57It's okay.
10:58No.
10:59Em?
11:00I'm not okay.
11:01I'm not okay.
11:02I'm not okay.
11:04My hair.
11:05I'm not okay.
11:07Oh, my God.
11:08He's giving me a little pat.
11:10He's crying.
11:12I'm having a panic attack.
11:14I can't.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:15Look at his scary little face.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:19He's okay.
11:19Just turn around.
11:20He's just going to be scared.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22No, please.
11:23I'm so scared.
11:24I'm so scared.
11:25I won't put him on you.
11:26It's okay.
11:27No, you will.
11:28I don't trust you.
11:29It's okay.
11:29I promise.
11:29I won't.
11:30Just give him a little pat.
11:32I think he's chill.
11:33I'll touch his tail.
11:34How about that?
11:35No, you've got to touch his head.
11:37Take a bite.
11:38No.
11:38I did.
11:39It was like nothing.
11:41Just one little bite, and then I'll leave you alone.
11:43Bite of what?
11:44Like this.
11:45A bite of the lizard?
11:46Yeah, the lizard has to bite you.
11:48It's a Florida tradition.
11:49All right, I'm scared.
11:50I'm scared.
11:50It's okay.
11:52I'm really, really scared.
11:53I'm really, I feel really sick.
11:54I'm so scared.
11:56Holy shit.
11:57Remember you were this nervous with wakeboarding, and then we've done it, and you're like,
12:00No, I wasn't this nervous.
12:02It's okay.
12:02He's chill.
12:04One little bite.
12:05Holy f***.
12:06One little bite, and then we're good to go.
12:08Can he bite onto, like, my pant leg?
12:11He can bite your leg, yeah?
12:12Like my pants.
12:13No, your leg.
12:14No, I'm really scared.
12:15I'm really scared.
12:16I'm really scared.
12:16The side of your hand.
12:18The side of the hand will be weird.
12:21I don't want to do it.
12:22The side of your hand.
12:23I don't want to do it.
12:25I'm going to do a complication every time I peer pressured you, and you were so happy afterwards.
12:31I can't breathe.
12:32It's okay.
12:33No, I can't breathe.
12:34It's okay.
12:34He's chill.
12:36I swear, I promise.
12:37It really hurts when he bites you.
12:39No, it doesn't.
12:39You let the crab bite me, and you didn't even get it on camera that time.
12:42We're going to get this on camera.
12:43The side of my hand.
12:45Okay, hang on.
12:46Holy f***.
12:47Emily's going to try a bite from a little lizard in Florida.
12:51This is your first Florida bite.
12:53I'm so excited for her.
12:54I'm so scared.
12:54I'm so scared.
12:55I'm so scared.
12:55Where are you going to put it on my hand?
12:56I think do it on the side of your hand, because it's, like, not the.
12:58Bad at all.
12:59Wait, where?
13:00No, no, no.
13:00We'll do here, because it's, like, thick.
13:03It won't hurt.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:05It's going to hurt.
13:06Just don't look.
13:07No, I haven't.
13:07It's okay.
13:07Ah!
13:09F***!
13:12I don't know how to do it.
13:14I don't want to do it.
13:15I'm so scared.
13:16It's okay.
13:16It'll be fine.
13:17Just do it quick.
13:17Like the taser.
13:18It's not going to be quick.
13:19He's going to hang on.
13:20No, he's not.
13:21He won't.
13:22Do you want him to bite me first?
13:24Yes.
13:24Can we fight the cameraman?
13:25And then we'll do you.
13:27Yeah.
13:27I've already taken a bite.
13:29See?
13:30He's chill.
13:31It does not even hurt.
13:32Okay.
13:32I would not.
13:33He's, like, taking, like, multiple chomps there, too.
13:35Emily's going to take her first little lizard bite.
13:38Hey, mate.
13:39In Florida.
13:40You ready?
13:41I'm drenched in sweat.
13:42He's going to sleep right now.
13:43He's, like, ready for a nap.
13:44Holy f***.
13:44F***.
13:46F***.
13:47Ah!
13:48F***!
13:49Oh, my God.
13:51Oh.
13:52No.
13:53Look, he's making it even feel blood.
13:55Look at the little bite marks.
13:57I actually bled.
13:58I didn't want to tell you, but...
13:59Oh, you're a f***ing cunt.
14:00You know that?
14:01You're such a liar.
14:02It didn't hurt, though.
14:03I told you.
14:04I'm drenched in sweat.
14:06I'm literally soaked.
14:07Like, my full body's...
14:08Are you happy you did it, though?
14:09Yes.
14:09See?
14:10I peer pressure every time, but she's so happy when she, like...
14:12It's always...
14:12Suspense gets me.
14:14Found another basilisk.
14:15So now M is going to go and catch it.
14:17So when you go in and catch him, you're going to go right behind the head, and you just snatch
14:22him
14:22like that.
14:23I don't even think I can do this.
14:24You can do it.
14:24You took the bite.
14:25You said the same about the bite.
14:27You got this.
14:27I think he's missing a leg.
14:29No, he's...
14:30F***.
14:30You're just going to go straight behind that.
14:31He's sleeping, too.
14:32You'll be sweet.
14:33Go, yoink.
14:34Like, just...
14:35Behind the head.
14:36And...
14:37I'm really scared.
14:38Don't even think about it.
14:38Don't even think about it.
14:39Just go in and, like, just snatch him.
14:40Yeah, but my hand's going to, like, react.
14:42You've got this.
14:43You've got this.
14:44Full confidence in you.
14:45Just go and just...
14:47You've got this.
14:48You're Jesus.
14:48My body won't let me.
14:52Don't think about it.
14:53Just quickly just go up.
14:54Look this way.
14:56I'm going to teach you a trick.
14:57Look that way.
14:58Take a step that way
14:59and just walk in and grab him.
15:00Okay.
15:01You've got to look that way.
15:03Now you're going to walk in and grab him.
15:04Don't even...
15:06I can't do it.
15:08I can't do it.
15:08I can't do it.
15:10Look, he's there.
15:11You've got him.
15:12You've got him.
15:12I can't.
15:13I genuinely can't.
15:14I wish I could.
15:15I physically cannot.
15:16You woke him up from his sleep.
15:17He's pissed.
15:17I'm sorry.
15:18I'm sorry.
15:19That was so funny.
15:20You don't look so.
15:20You try.
15:21We found our first
15:22chameleon
15:23but there's a problem.
15:24He's all the way up there
15:26so I've got to start climbing.
15:28Might get you to give me a boost.
15:30Yep.
15:30And then once I'm up
15:31in this part
15:32I'll get you to
15:33shine the light on him.
15:35Ew, it feels disgusting.
15:37Do you want to like
15:38step on my knee?
15:39No, I want you to
15:40fool that old school.
15:41Look at you.
15:41You look so cute
15:42and you're little...
15:43I want to get rid of this though.
15:44Oh.
15:45Sorry.
15:45Oh my god.
15:47That was getting pale.
15:47Straight in the eye.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Fuck.
15:49Okay, here we go.
15:51Have you done this before?
15:52No.
15:53Don't f***ing drop.
15:55My hands are really sweaty.
15:57Still.
15:58Yes.
16:00Are you ready?
16:01Yeah.
16:01Three, two, one.
16:02I'm laughing.
16:03I'm laughing.
16:03Okay.
16:04Ready?
16:05Three, two, what?
16:06F***.
16:08Okay, I got you.
16:09I got you.
16:09I got to get my foot in.
16:10Oh.
16:11I'm like...
16:12Your foot...
16:13You just like
16:13toed my vagina.
16:15Okay, you're going to
16:16get that light on there now.
16:17I'm going to go.
16:18Yep.
16:20I'm going to get that big light.
16:25Where is he?
16:27Um, I don't know.
16:30Yeah, further up.
16:32How?
16:32He's further up.
16:33Really?
16:33Oh yeah, so much higher.
16:35Wait, is that him?
16:36Yeah.
16:36Yeah, yeah, that's him.
16:37Yeah.
16:38F***, I'm going to go by the side.
16:39I'm like falling.
16:40I feel like I'm going to catch you.
16:42I feel like I'm going to catch you.
16:43No, I'm not.
16:44I feel like I'm going to catch you.
16:48Where?
16:49There.
16:50See ya?
16:51F*** you, Dad.
16:52It's really high up.
16:55Is now a bad time to tell him
16:56to get a fight?
16:57Yes.
16:59Too late.
17:00It's like so skinny.
17:04Got him.
17:05He's so tiny.
17:06Can you hold him?
17:08Em, you got me.
17:09Oh my god.
17:09I'm actually like...
17:10Tiny little baby.
17:11Okay.
17:12Cut me off.
17:13I got you.
17:13You got me?
17:13Yep.
17:14Oh my god.
17:16My leg.
17:17F***.
17:18F***.
17:21No.
17:23I got you.
17:23You knock on me.
17:24I got you, I got you.
17:27I'm sorry.
17:28Did that hurt?
17:28You're on this stick.
17:30Oh my god.
17:31Oh my god, you've got a...
17:33Look at this massive stick
17:34down your pants.
17:36We f***ing got one.
17:37Oh my god.
17:38It's like a hatchling.
17:39It's so cute.
17:40It's like tiny.
17:41Here, let's have a look at him.
17:44Oh wow.
17:45Oh, he's like a baby.
17:47Do you want to hold?
17:48Yep.
17:49Look at his little eyes.
17:49Let me put the torch down.
17:52Oh my god, it's a little wits.
17:53It's so cute.
17:55It's way less scary than the other one.
17:56Sounds like a good spot.
17:57Hey, see they kind of like line up though
17:58when you put the torch on them.
18:00Yeah.
18:01So cute.
18:01Oh, he's got the little black spots
18:03you were talking about.
18:04Yeah, he's just a bit stressed.
18:06Me too.
18:07Oh my god, their eyes are so crazy.
18:10Really?
18:11F***.
18:13Her little hands.
18:14There's a little one here
18:15that means there must be big ones
18:16or some more little ones, so...
18:18She took her first lizard bite tonight
18:20and you caught your first chameleon.
18:22I can't even believe it.
18:24Oh, it's so cute.
18:26And you dropped your friend
18:26like a sack of potatoes
18:27but we'll let that go.
18:29You're right.
18:30You're used to it.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Oh, you're a trooper.
18:36He's gorgeous.
18:37Because he's a hatchling
18:38he'd probably raise them a bit better, I reckon.
18:39I might have a few.
18:41You guys ready to roll?
18:43Yeah, probably raise them
18:44to be like not scared of humans.
18:46Although that wasn't a good start.
18:48I mean, he's pretty chill now.
18:50He is.
18:50He's actually not too stressed
18:51like the markings aren't bad.
18:52He's more like curious, I reckon.
18:54It freaks me out
18:55when his eyes go different directions.
18:57I love it.
18:58It's so weird.
19:00What the f***?
19:01So gorgeous.
19:04Shall we keep an eye
19:05for a bigger one
19:05on the way back
19:06and we'll leave?
19:07Okay.
19:15You
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