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00:02Fired, evicted, and pickpocketed all in one day?
00:05I swear, Rachel, you're like a walking insurance commercial.
00:09Onwards and upwards from here on out.
00:15Oh my god! Why is it looking at me like that?
00:18Was I your ex-boss using yet another burner phone
00:21to grace you with his genitalia?
00:24You know what they say.
00:26Count your lucky star is that your best friend
00:28is a supermodel and lets you stay at her house rent-free
00:31while she is in the lawn fashion week.
00:33As long as you need, babe.
00:35God.
00:36I cannot believe that I have this entire place to myself.
00:39Someone pinch me.
00:40About that.
00:42There was one thing that I forgot to mention.
00:54Neeson?
00:55Don't you know that I got you?
00:59Quitting all these nonsense that'll nobody thank you.
01:03Neeson?
01:05What are you doing here?
01:08Surprise! My brother's your new roommate!
01:13No.
01:15It's nice to see you too, Rach.
01:19Becky, you can't be serious right now.
01:22Oops!
01:23Uber's here!
01:25Play nice, you too. Ciao.
01:32I told her you'd freak.
01:34I'm not freaking. I'm...
01:38digesting.
01:39Oh. Good. So you don't still hate my guts?
01:42Even though it has been, what, ten years since you last saw me?
01:45You mean I still don't hold a grudge against my best friend's slutty older brother
01:48who told everyone that I was the worst kisser in high school?
01:51Nope. Because I'm not a naive sophomore anymore. I am an adult now.
01:57Hmm.
01:58Yes you are.
01:59Someone is all grown up.
02:04And, as an adult,
02:07I think it is important that we establish the boundaries since we'll be living together.
02:13You don't call the shots around here, sunshine.
02:15I do.
02:18Says who?
02:20Says me.
02:22My sister's house.
02:23My rules.
02:27Now get up.
02:28Go on, get out of my way.
02:33What are you doing here, Mason?
02:35I'm actually house hunting.
02:36Moving back to town.
02:37Don't you make enough money at your weird, made-up cyber security job
02:41to stay at a hotel while you look?
02:43One, it's not weird and it's not made up.
02:45Two, I'd like to stay somewhere that feels lived in.
02:50And three, what are you doing here? Aren't you a big shot lawyer now?
02:54Last time I talked to Bex about it, she said you were on your way to being a junior partner.
02:58Hmm?
03:01I'm exploring my options.
03:04Hmm.
03:06Oh.
03:07You got fired, huh?
03:09None of your business.
03:11So how about a schedule?
03:12You can take the common areas from 8 to 1, and then I will take it from 1 to 6,
03:17and then we can share the rest of the night.
03:21No, I don't think that's going to work for me.
03:25Okay.
03:26Passes.
03:27Since you're being difficult, and you're not okay with splitting the day in half,
03:31why don't we split the common areas in half?
03:34I can take this side, and you can take that side.
03:36Or, how about this?
03:37How about when I tell you to get out of my way, you get out of my way.
03:44How about you make me?
03:54Hey, yo, it's game time. I got the brewskis. Where's the...
04:00Whoa. Is that fish lips?
04:05Joy, my favorite nickname persists.
04:08Hey, I've missed you.
04:10Um, missed you too, Nick. It's been a while.
04:13Huh?
04:15Rachel Bigsby. Damn, you look...
04:17I'm all grown up. Wow.
04:19How are you?
04:21I haven't seen you since high school.
04:24What have you been up to?
04:27The hell are you doing?
04:31I mean, here.
04:33Like, what are you doing here?
04:34What are you talking about? It's the playoffs!
04:36Guardians Falcons, baby! We gotta watch!
04:38That means you too, Rach.
04:39Oh, she's busy.
04:41So...
04:42Ooh! Hang out with us!
04:44You mean with this ray of sunshine?
04:46Yes.
04:47Oh, come on. I'll make sure he behaves himself.
04:49Right here, by the way. I can hear you guys. Please.
04:52We have a lot to catch up on.
04:53Ah, but she said she's busy.
04:55You know, I'd love to. Let me just go and change real quick.
05:01And now Tommy Johnson will blow the puck ahead into the Montreal zone.
05:05Really?
05:12Bro!
05:14What?
05:17Wait, do I need to say it?
05:20Your little sister's best friend got hot!
05:23I hadn't really noticed. Guess she's okay.
05:25Okay?
05:26She's a smoke show. What do you mean?
05:29Is she like Forbes or something?
05:31I don't know, man. Don't really keep tabs on her like that.
05:34Yup.
05:35She's not really my type.
05:37Yeah, right. Okay.
05:39So you're telling me you weren't obsessed with your sister's best friend in high school?
05:43No.
05:44No, I wasn't.
05:46Great.
05:52So you don't mind if I ask her out, then.
05:55And now it's Coleman together with a backhand shot.
05:57Well, man. Do whatever you want.
05:59I don't care.
06:01And then Coleman nearly had a breakaway opportunity to have a penalty.
06:05Pedaling on Anderson.
06:06Right off the face-off, they were battling.
06:12Okay.
06:14Okay.
06:17What did I miss?
06:20The score's on the bottom.
06:21Not that hard to follow along.
06:23No.
06:27I'll try to keep up.
06:30Oh, big save by Vasilevsky on the redirect in front by Eric Stahl.
06:45Oh, uh, can I have one?
06:49Of course.
06:49Sure.
06:54Uh, nope.
06:56Thanks.
06:56There's one.
06:57It's fine.
07:02Wow, the service here is incredible.
07:06Maybe so.
07:08Oh, speaking about good service, there's this new bar down the street that makes a mean martini.
07:12We should go sometime.
07:15Like, a date?
07:18Yeah, why not?
07:20Like I said, there's just so much to catch up on.
07:23She's homeless and jobless.
07:25There, you guys have caught up.
07:27Bro.
07:29It's fine.
07:30I'm calling it a fresh start.
07:31And on that note, yes, I'd love to go on a date with you.
07:35Hmm.
07:37Don't expect her to split the bill.
07:39I wouldn't dream of it.
07:40Uh, I'm a gentleman, unlike you, uh, Mr. Hit It and Quit It.
07:44Speaking of, aren't you seeing that hot neighbor, what's her name, um, Kitty?
07:48Cat?
07:49No, that's done.
07:50Well, like I said, love him and leave him.
07:55Love?
07:56No.
07:57There's no way this heart of stone's ever been in love.
08:00Actually, come to think of it, there might have been one individual in high school?
08:06What, seriously?
08:08Wait, who?
08:09No, no one. He's being stupid.
08:11Can we actually pay attention now?
08:12And then across to the left circle.
08:16Petrie.
08:17Pofoli shoots wide.
08:21Pofoli chasing along with Bruda.
08:23Nick Suzuki with the puck.
08:26Here's Caulfield off the bar!
08:30Okay.
08:30Game's over. Time to go.
08:38That's yours.
08:39Good to see you, brother.
08:40Yeah, um, um, is your number still the same?
08:45Yeah.
08:45I'll text you.
08:46Please text me.
08:50See you, big guy.
08:54Later.
09:00Well, that was rude.
09:02Wasn't enough to cock-block me in high school, you have to do it now, too?
09:05Are you serious?
09:06Mm-hmm.
09:07You are not going on a date with him.
09:09Why do you even care?
09:13I...
09:13Are you... jealous?
09:17No.
09:18Of course not. I'm doing my friend a favor.
09:21Yeah, I'm saving him from a bad kisser.
09:23I was 16.
09:24It was my first kiss.
09:27That was your first kiss?
09:31Look, I know what you're doing, you know.
09:33You're being a grade-A asshole so that I'd move out.
09:35Sorry to disappoint, but not gonna work.
09:39Stop doing that.
09:41And no, I'm not.
09:44Believe it or not, I've met assholes worse than you.
10:02Who's Jax?
10:05Nobody. Just my ex-boss.
10:07Why is your ex-boss texting you right now, and why is he calling you?
10:11Rach, what is-
10:11Because I filed a sexual harassment claim against him.
10:14That's why I was fired, okay?
10:16Happy now?
10:24I'm gonna kill him.
10:25I am.
10:28Word of advice.
10:29Don't tell a lawyer that you're gonna commit murder.
10:31Premeditation and all that.
10:36What did he do to you?
10:38It's okay, you can tell me.
10:43Look, it doesn't matter.
10:44It was my word against his, and his daddy's a senior lawyer, so-
10:47So what, you're just letting him get away with it?
10:49I'm not letting him get away with anything.
10:55Did Nick leave something?
10:57No.
11:03Well, hello, gorgeous.
11:05You miss me?
11:06Jax?
11:06Oh, this is Jax, huh?
11:10What are you-
11:11How did you know to come here?
11:14Your old roommate was very helpful.
11:16So you just show up?
11:17What, tried calling you?
11:19Like 50 times.
11:22It's a nice place.
11:24I don't really know how you're affording it at the moment.
11:27She is well taken care of.
11:29Don't you worry, Nepo baby.
11:30Who the hell is this Backstreet Boy?
11:32Um, no one.
11:33Her new roommate.
11:35Huh.
11:36Didn't know Ken dolls with anger issues were your type.
11:39Okay.
11:40They're not?
11:41I mean, he's not.
11:43I mean, he's not my boyfriend.
11:47Good.
11:48Listen, Rachel, I need to talk to you.
11:50Maybe we can go somewhere a little more private.
11:52Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen.
11:54Ben.
11:55Anything you want to say to her, you can say to me.
11:58Okay, Emily, sit.
12:00Please.
12:01Don't.
12:03That's it.
12:04You sit, and you stay.
12:06Don't push it, American Psycho.
12:08Gray movie.
12:09It's a nice suit. Did Daddy buy that one for you too?
12:12I would be very careful with what you say to me next.
12:15We don't want Rachel to pay any more than she already has.
12:18No, we don't.
12:20That's why I'm here.
12:22Just want to let you know that we can let this all go away.
12:26Okay? You just drop the case.
12:29We can let bygones be bygones.
12:31Right?
12:33Right?
12:34No.
12:36I am entertaining other offers.
12:38Have been for a few months, actually.
12:41Is that right?
12:42Mm-hmm.
12:43Hmm.
12:44Well, great. That's...
12:46It's great news.
12:48Really, really happy for you.
12:51But, uh...
12:52Give it an old think-see-boo, alright?
12:54Because I would love to have you back underneath me.
13:00Right where you belong.
13:03I wash him if I were you.
13:07A lot of testosterone.
13:16Rich.
13:18I think I need a drink.
13:20Or maybe five.
13:22Better join me?
13:31A lot of testosterone.
13:31Oh, oh, oh.
13:32Oh, oh.
13:42What!
13:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:45Okay!
13:46Right, deep.
13:49Do you think we should talk?
13:51About that, I mean...
13:53Are you okay?
13:56I don't think we should be about it.
14:02Right. First you alpha-dog Jax and jeopardized my career even more, now you won't even drink with me.
14:09Cheers.
14:17Okay. Easy.
14:21I don't get how you're laughing right now. That guy's a full-blown psychopath.
14:28You gotta laugh to keep him crying.
14:31You know I look into people all the time for work, right? I could...
14:35I think you've done enough, actually.
14:37Guys like him, they always leave a trail behind. We could destroy him.
14:43We aren't doing anything. I tried fighting him, okay? I lost my job. It's done. I'm moving on to the
14:50next one.
14:51Okay, I think you've had enough. That's enough. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. I said...
14:58Enough.
15:01What?
15:09How'd who dynamite you, daddy, hmm?
15:14I mean, why do you even care?
15:16I thought you didn't even like me.
15:19I don't... I don't... I don't care. And I don't like you.
15:26It seems like you do.
15:29No, I don't.
15:30Hmm.
15:32But I really don't like him.
15:36I wanna nail his ass to the wall.
15:42Yeah, if you're serious about nailing someone's ass...
15:47Why not mine?
15:59Rachel...
16:01I...
16:02Oh, come on.
16:04You won't let me drink.
16:06I've gotta blow off some steam somehow.
16:26You're drunk.
16:32I mean, obviously I was just kidding.
16:35Jesus.
16:36It's not like I would...
16:37sleep with someone like you anyway.
16:39I...
16:40Yeah, obviously that would be insane.
16:42Mm-hmm.
16:43Because you are my little sister's best friend.
16:46And you are the bane of my existence.
16:49And we live together.
16:53Great.
16:54Glad we're on the same page.
16:55Whiplash.
16:57Wanna watch a movie?
17:01Jesus.
17:03You... you were gonna give me Whiplash.
17:05You think you wanna call it a night?
17:07Huh?
17:08Oh, come on. I had to watch Boids With You.
17:11Now you get to watch my rom-com.
17:15Pretty please.
17:18Hm?
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:36Wait.
17:37I don't wanna hurt you.
17:40I'm not scared of you.
17:41You think?
17:47I don't want to.
18:03Honey.
18:07Oh my god.
18:11what are you blushing what for rude no god i didn't know you were such a delicate flower
18:20trust me i'm not
18:27right how could i forget you're a depraved slut oh yeah that is awfully big talk coming from the
18:35girl who suggested i nail her ass in the kitchen i was joking uh-huh sure seemed like a joke
18:42huh
18:45you know for the record i'm actually quite the romantic it's true i've been referred to as a
18:53world-class cuddler i'll believe it when i see it
19:06you know that can be arranged
19:12and i got to be around you all the time
19:15it was the happiest i've ever been
19:18and i know that's fucked up because it was probably really bad for you
19:22i think you should sleep that to kill off
19:31i'm gonna take the guest bed so you can have the master
19:34uh okay thanks good night
19:56okay i don't want to hear it
19:59wasn't gonna say a word
20:02so loud
20:02you could go back to bed sunshine looking a little rough
20:14it's a good thing they're letting me do my interview over the phone
20:18besides this firm's been courting me for months so i'm gonna shoo in
20:23now you shoo out
20:24oh
20:25out of my way
20:26see i don't know if that's gonna work
20:27because according to the schedule that you set
20:30it says i get access to the common areas until 12
20:33is it so if you want me to leave
20:38you're gonna have to make me
20:54go fetch
21:13so how'd it go
21:16they ghosted me
21:19okay well maybe you can see the bright side in it
21:22maybe it's for the best given your current condition
21:25i worked my ass off
21:28i graduated early
21:29i was the youngest lawyer at my firm
21:32i won 95% of cases since i started working at Holbrook Legal
21:36and i can't even get an interview
21:38i don't
21:43oh my god
21:44what
21:44Jax
21:46it's him i know it is
21:48he is going to turn every major firm in the city against me
21:51just so that i come crawling back to him
21:56this is your fault you know
21:58if you hadn't antagonized him yesterday
22:00how is this my fault i was trying to help you
22:02the only thing that you've ever helped me do
22:04was turn me into a social leper
22:07stay out of this
22:19hey i need a check done on Jax
22:22Holbrook
22:22deep background okay
22:43hey
22:45yeah one of the status of those NDAs
22:47good
22:48just as i suspected
22:50can we get a private dossier
22:53okay
22:53yeah i'll just shoot it to my email
22:55bye
23:02Rachel jesus what are you
23:03no
23:04silly
23:05it's me
23:06your friendly neighborhood kitty cat
23:08god how the hell did you get in here
23:11becky gave me a key in case of emergencies
23:13and this is an emergency
23:16are you okay
23:17yeah you just haven't been texting me back
23:20i've been missing you
23:21yeah
23:21did you call my name
23:22oh
23:23um
23:30who's she
23:32kat this is rachel
23:34she is uh
23:35becky's friend
23:36and
23:36rachel this is kat
23:38my sister's
23:39neighbor
23:40that's not all i am lover
23:45i thought you said you were done with that
23:47so much for hitting it and quitting it
23:49excuse you
23:52i am the closer for the dior
23:55chanel
23:55and tom ford
23:57pierce fashion week runways
23:59and i will not be ghosted for some old navy slut
24:02kat
24:05first
24:05old navy has quality jeans
24:07so
24:07thank you
24:09second
24:10trust me
24:11nothing's going on between mason and i
24:13we're just roomies
24:17roomies
24:18huh
24:18well in that case
24:20my apologies for keeping you up tonight
24:22we tend to get a little wild
24:27you got a leash for this one mason
24:30okay that's it
24:31you barking thin bitch
24:33okay kat let's
24:34let's
24:35take it easy
24:36um
24:37maybe you go
24:38home
24:38yeah
24:39yeah
24:39okay okay
24:40we need a little privacy anyway
24:43i'll be waiting baby
24:46hey
24:54she seems nice
24:55she seems nice
24:56she was a hookup one time months ago last time i was visiting
25:04i can't shake her
25:05i can't shake her
25:06it's a bit of a moment of weakness for me
25:07no
25:09she's a
25:10she's a keeper
25:13i'm not hearing a little bit of
25:15jealousy in that voice here
25:16is that my
25:16of her
25:17of her
25:17of her
25:17of your rescue pet
25:19no
25:19no
25:20no
25:20thought i heard it
25:23because you shouldn't worry anyway she's not really my type
25:30So, what is your type then?
25:50I like good.
25:56Kissers.
25:58Asshole.
26:00I'm not a bad kisser.
26:03You want a bad?
26:16Rachel!
26:20Rachel!
26:24Is that Jax?
26:26Rachel?
26:28How the hell did he get in here?
26:30I hope you don't mind the door was wide open.
26:33You guys should really be more careful about that.
26:35You might get some unwanted visitors.
26:36You're like the piece of shit in front of me right now.
26:39Look, I just stopped by to give Rachel my condolences for the death of her career.
26:45Heard you can't even get an interview now, is that true?
26:47You've got about three seconds to get the hell out.
26:50Or what?
26:52Or I beat the shit out of you.
26:55You better get a good lawyer to get you off her battery on that one, buddy.
27:00I think I have a pretty good one.
27:02Look, why are you doing this to me?
27:04Because I want you back.
27:08Obviously.
27:09Look, Rachel, let's stop this.
27:11The game's over.
27:12Okay?
27:12It took me one phone call to get you blacklisted from every firm in the city.
27:18So let's just go to dinner.
27:21I'll write you up a new contract.
27:23And I'll make sure that it has plenty of benefits, huh?
27:28I think you're in three seconds and done.
27:33Oh!
27:34Mason!
27:37I warned you, you piece of shit.
27:41That was the wrong move, buddy.
27:45It felt like the right move to me.
27:47It's not going to very soon.
27:49You're going to be hearing from my father!
27:53You idiot!
27:55Come here.
27:56Ah, watch the hand.
28:02I told him.
28:03I told him.
28:04I gave him three seconds.
28:05What does he do?
28:06He just keeps running that little little douchebag mouth of his.
28:09Who does he think he is touching you like that?
28:21Why did you do that?
28:24Because you can't just...
28:26You don't...
28:28You...
28:32You don't deserve that, Rachel.
28:34Since when do you care about what I deserve, Mason?
29:16Maybe I punched him because I am sick and tired of all the drama you're bringing into this house.
29:23Because hitting someone isn't dramatic at all.
29:32Hello?
29:33Oh, hey, Nick.
29:36Tomorrow?
29:39Yeah.
29:40Yeah, that sounds great.
29:43Yeah, that's so sweet.
29:46It's a date.
29:46Yeah, it's a date.
29:49Okay.
29:50I'll see you tomorrow.
29:51Bye.
29:59Date, huh?
30:00Yeah, a date.
30:02I know that's a foreign concept for you.
30:03I thought I told you I don't want you going out with him.
30:05Well, it's a good thing we're staying in.
30:08So if you want to avoid me and all my drama, then just leave.
30:12Oh, and thanks for all your help.
30:24I'm sorry about your non-interview.
30:26Ta-da!
30:28Pizza and moral support!
30:31Here, check it out.
30:32I have them do the pepperoni in a smiley face just for you.
30:34That's so sweet.
30:36I had to tip a little extra, but it was totally worth it to hear you laugh.
30:41I just knew you'd change your mind, baby.
30:46Oh, cute!
30:47Rachel got herself a little cheap date.
30:49Cause he has champagne and caviar in his bedroom, right?
30:53Macy, why don't you wine and dine me?
31:00Fine, seems like you guys have enough wine for everybody.
31:03You don't mind if we crash your date?
31:05Do you?
31:06Yeah.
31:07Totally.
31:07Come.
31:09Hot Italian.
31:11Yum.
31:13Are you getting wine glasses?
31:30So, where'd you two meet?
31:33Some kind of make-a-wish thing?
31:35Um, actually, we all went to high school together.
31:39And Mason and I are a couple years older than Rachel, but I always thought Rachel was super cool.
31:44Seriously?
31:46I was like a total outcast.
31:48Yeah, I could see that for you.
31:50Seriously, I-I-I just could never make a move on her cause I knew one of my friends had
31:55a giant crush on her, so.
31:58What?
31:59Who?
32:00Who?
32:01No one ever had a crush on me.
32:03Should we call tonight?
32:03You guys-
32:04It doesn't matter.
32:06He's totally over it.
32:07Anyway, so I can finally shoot my shot.
32:10Love.
32:12Nick gets to do charity work.
32:15And Rachel can keep her paws off my man.
32:18Everybody wins.
32:21Cat.
32:27Baby.
32:29I thought you liked when I left my mark on you.
32:31Cat, can we please-
32:32Cat, cat, cat, cat.
32:33Just-
32:39Here.
32:40You got a little desperate all over you.
32:42Right here.
32:43Don't be jealous, Rachel.
32:44I can leave a mark on you too.
32:45No, no, no, no.
32:46Cat, cat, cat.
32:46Let's-let's call tonight, okay?
32:49Maybe you-
32:50Could you go?
32:51Are you serious?
32:53Are you really gonna choose this off-brand mess over me?
32:56Please, cat, could you just-
33:12Wow, I'm gonna talk about a cat fight.
33:19Her, um, her name's Cat.
33:21Yeah, I got it.
33:22Rachel, can I talk to you, please?
33:31In private.
33:33Yeah, you should probably go next.
33:37Oh, okay, sure.
33:39No problem.
33:42I'll text you.
33:43Okay.
33:44Thank you for tonight.
33:55Rachel.
34:10Rachel, will you just listen-
34:11What the hell is wrong with you?
34:13I mean, seriously.
34:15What did I ever do to you?
34:17Why are you so dead set on ruining my life?
34:20I'm not.
34:20I'm not. I'm sorry.
34:21Sorry for what?
34:23Messing up the date?
34:25Inviting a bimbo to bitch me out?
34:26Or was it making high school hell for me?
34:30Oh, okay.
34:30I'm sorry for all of it.
34:32Just, you don't understand.
34:33Then tell me.
34:36Why did you tell everyone that I was a bad kisser?
34:42It was to protect you.
34:43Protect me from what?
34:46From being kissed?
34:47Yes.
34:48Yes.
34:49From boys who didn't deserve you.
34:51Why did you care?
34:52Because I cared about you.
34:54Because I...
34:56I wanted you.
34:57I've wanted you since we were 15 years old.
35:00I've wanted you from the second you walked in the door when Becky invited you over.
35:03I've always wanted you.
35:07And that kiss between us that...
35:09That kiss was everything to me.
35:11And it was the worst thing that ever happened to me because it drove me insane.
35:17Because you were my little sister's best friend.
35:20And I knew that that meant I couldn't have you.
35:23That meant I...
35:26I can't have you.
35:28I mean that you were so mean to me.
35:32And you still are.
35:34Oh, it's...
35:35Because Becky told me to stay away from you.
35:38She didn't want to risk losing a friend because I couldn't keep it in my pants.
35:41So I...
35:42I pushed you away.
35:44And I pushed you, but I wanted you the whole time.
35:50And now?
35:56Even more than you can imagine.
35:59You broke my heart in high school, Mason.
36:02And I always hated you for that.
36:05I'm sorry.
36:08Because...
36:09All I ever wanted...
36:12was...
36:14was you.
36:19Nemo?
36:25just kiss me already?
36:32no...
36:35why don't I be me and you be you
36:38We're spreading color around us
36:42We're lighting up the sky, it's what we do
36:45We shouldn't care about anyone or anything
36:51We don't need to be doing this
36:53Don't worry, stop
36:54Don't you dare
37:00Just keep on doing what you do
37:04Just keep on doing what you do
37:08Better?
37:11Just as good
37:12Don't worry
37:32Don't worry
37:37Don't worry
37:40Don't worry
37:42Don't worry
37:43Don't worry
37:44Don't worry
37:46Don't worry
37:48Don't worry
37:48Don't worry
37:49Don't worry
37:50Don't worry
37:50Don't worry
37:51Don't worry
37:52Don't worry
37:54Don't worry
37:56Don't worry
38:18Running off on me already?
38:20Good morning, sunshine.
38:23I woke up to an empty bed.
38:26I thought someone would enjoy a cup of coffee this morning in bed.
38:33This looks good on you.
38:48Hey.
38:49Hmm?
38:50I'm sorry for not telling you how I felt sooner.
38:54I get it.
38:57But sometimes it takes ten years to man up and tell a girl you like her.
39:02Okay.
39:04This is your family.
39:07But I forgive you.
39:09Just promise me one thing.
39:13No more secrets.
39:16No more secrets.
39:25No more secrets.
39:44You're making it up to me.
39:46Interesting.
39:47See, I thought I was already forgiven.
39:50You're forgiven for being an idiot in high school.
39:53Not for being an idiot since moving in together.
39:57I don't know.
39:58I don't know.
39:59I don't know.
40:00I've been letting go.
40:01I've been letting go.
40:01Every now and you go.
40:02Sitting by myself.
40:04So we praise you like I'm a dog.
40:05If we don't stop.
40:08If I don't go.
40:10I've been letting go.
40:12Every now and you go.
40:13And I hope you realize.
40:38Every now and you go.
40:53you stupid piece of shit you realize i could sue you for invasion of privacy right
41:00cyber security ceo my ass you're a cyber terrorist um mason what's he talking about
41:08yeah what am i talking about mason huh um can we go talk somewhere not in front of this piece
41:13of
41:13shit you want to tell her or should i oh you pussy well it turns out that i actually have
41:20some tech
41:20rows of my own and it just so happens that there was a security breach apparently your friend here
41:28illegally hacked my company's database trying to get some dirt on me let me explain i told you not
41:35to get involved i specifically said to not get involved oh please rachel we all know you're an
41:41accomplice on this you both are screwed don't threaten her
41:47mitch look i know that there's a lot you don't know right now and i will explain everything but
41:51this is good news i have enough evidence to put this guy away evidence which you came by
41:56illegally dipshit do i need to shut your ass up again look i know you told me to stay out
42:06of it
42:06and i didn't but this will ruin him no no no this is gonna ruin you both look i i
42:13report this
42:14you're done you lose your license you lose everything or you come back to the office
42:22and we can forget all about this don't listen to this okay that's enough
42:33you can go now i'll be in touch
42:41you better me
42:46get out
42:48mitchell just give me how could you mason you put my career at risk you know that right
42:55everything that i have worked hard for i can't believe i trusted you after everything that you've
43:01put me through she's trying to help you i don't need your help i told you that i had it
43:08handled
43:09okay fine fine you you had it handled but what about all the other women he's done this to
43:14because it wasn't just you rachel and you have an opportunity to help them
43:24just go mason
43:37if you want me to leave i'll leave but please please just go through the evidence okay i'll send
43:43it to you right now just i'm sorry sunshine
43:48okay
43:48okay
43:49okay
43:49okay
43:49okay
44:01okay
44:04okay
44:14We'll have to rule my fight once again, though
44:18Yeah, we said some things we didn't mean, hun
44:22Thought you would start the fight and you put the fight off
44:29I always say too much and I get jealous
44:33I never hear you out and that is selfish
44:37I always start the fight and you put the fire out
44:44I'm sorry for the way we're at least I know you're hurting
44:49I didn't mean to start a war
44:51No, I know it's really hard to come forward, but it's really important
44:55Okay, the more witnesses that I have, the easier it is to put them away
44:59No, all you have to do is tell the truth
45:04I understand
45:06Thank you
45:12Hi, is this Eleanor Ashford?
45:14Yes, this is Rachel Bixby
45:15I used to work for Jax Holbrook
45:17Hi, Lorraine, my name is Rachel Bixby
45:19And I used to work at Holbrook Legal
45:21Yes, that is exactly why I'm calling
45:23Thank you so much, that's actually going to be very helpful
45:25I'll be in touch soon, okay?
45:27Okay, bye
45:29Hi, is this Simone Aldridge?
45:31Hi, is this Patrice Holloway?
45:33Hi, is this Sofia Reyes?
45:34Is this Lorraine Doily?
45:36Thank you, Ms. Coyle
45:37You won't regret this
45:40Okay, we'll talk soon
45:45Jax, it's Rachel
45:47We need to talk
45:49Tomorrow, noon, my place
45:52Great
45:53It's a date
46:01I have to say, I'm surprised that you finally agreed to a date
46:04Because it's a court date, Jax
46:08I've got 30 women here
46:09All willing to testify
46:1130 sexual harassment cases
46:1330 wrongful termination suits
46:16Well, 31
46:18Counting me
46:32If I'm going down
46:34You're going with me
46:36You sure about that, Jax?
46:38You remember my casewin record, don't you?
46:41You and I both know that these testimonies are valid
46:43Regardless of how I got them
46:44How do you think Daddy Dears is going to feel about his prodigal son
46:48Forever ruining his firm's reputation?
46:51You bitch
46:57You're going to regret this
46:59No, you will
47:01I'll see you in court
47:20Hey
47:21We need to talk
47:23We're just looking at each other
47:27Tears in our eyes
47:28From the words we said
47:30Yeah, it kind of broke my heart
47:33Loving you is not so goddamn easy
47:35As you think
47:36I've tried my best to hold them
47:38But I feel myself giving
47:39Hey
47:43Hey
47:43Hey
47:47I wanted to say thank you
47:50For the evidence
47:51I
47:54Well
47:54Jax isn't going to be bothering
47:56Anyone ever again
47:59I got him
48:02Rach, oh my god
48:04That's amazing
48:07You're amazing
48:08You know that
48:16I
48:17I owe you an apology
48:21Bitch
48:24I never should
48:32What the hell is going on here?
48:34Um
48:36Did you sleep with my best friend?
48:39Wait
48:40Jesus Christ
48:41Once a man whore
48:43Always a man whore
48:44No, it's not like that
48:45No, I'm sorry
48:46It was a mistake
48:47It was my fault
48:48I
48:48Seriously doubt that
48:50No, Mason was just leaving
48:52Of course he was
48:53Classic
48:53Little bitch
48:55Oh, I
48:56I'm not leaving
48:57Rach
49:00I've lied to you
49:02I've lied about you
49:04I've talked behind your back
49:06I've been
49:07Pushy
49:08And stubborn
49:09And mean
49:12I know
49:13I've never been good enough for you
49:14I know that
49:15Not helping your case
49:16Thanks, Bex
49:18But I also know that
49:22I've loved you for the past ten years
49:24Since that
49:25That stupid game of spin the bottle
49:28And
49:30I can't ever imagine not loving you
49:33The way you tease me
49:36The way that smile always lights up every room you go into
49:41Even that infuriating way that you find the best
49:45In every situation
49:48So I'm not going anywhere, Rachel
49:51I'm not walking out on you again, Sunshine
49:56So this is me
49:58Manning up
49:59And telling a girl that I love her
50:14You idiot
50:16I love you too, obviously
50:25Yeah, hi
50:26Excuse me
50:27Are you sure
50:29That you want to date my brother?
50:33Yeah
50:34I'm sure
50:36Oh, hallelujah
50:37I secretly always hoped this would happen
50:39And I just never thought that he would get himself together enough to deserve you
50:42Ouch
50:43Can you blame me?
50:46Can you blame me?
51:12OHHHHH
51:13You're not wearing the plane off of me
51:14Okay?
51:16And you
51:19If you hurt her
51:22I'm telling mom
51:37Oh, don't you even think about it
51:39I thought you said you were done listening to Becky
51:56You were right
51:59world-class cuddler.
52:19I'm really
52:20not looking forward to apartment hunting.
52:24I'm actually pretty good
52:26at apartment hunting.
52:27Gay brag.
52:30Good for you.
52:34Could be good for us.
52:40What do you think about living together?
52:47Seriously?
52:56Seriously.
52:56Seriously.
53:03I don't know.
53:04I don't want to be just another Rooney.
53:12Trust me.
53:14You won't be.
53:28What did I say?
53:30Go be in love somewhere else.
53:33I want to make a sparrow thing.
53:35Whoa.
53:37Oh.
53:38Baby.
53:39Won't be.
53:40So I suggest that you're fun.
53:40Then dunk me into me.
53:40Weゑ to know where I am.
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