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Offering Auspiciousness Family Comedy Drama ENG
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00:01Any sexual activity the last month?
00:08Um, just once.
00:10There you go.
00:14Triplets.
00:15Have you thought about what you want to do about the pregnancy?
00:21You are 19.
00:2219? You work minimum wage behind a fryer.
00:24Kids cost more than what you make in a lifetime.
00:27Do you want to talk to the father about options?
00:30No.
00:33There is no father.
00:45Listen up!
00:46I got warned that Mr. Awesome is doing a surprise inspection today.
00:50I want every surface spotless.
01:03Are you insane?
01:05We are getting slammed in there and you're out here playing dress up?
01:08You're flawless.
01:09Mr. Austin, you know, the billionaire who wants his entire chain.
01:13He's gracing us with his presents today.
01:16And when he sees me...
01:17I heard no woman's ever caught his eye.
01:20He's like a real-life Prince Charming.
01:21Waiting for the right Cinderella.
01:24When he picks me, I'm so done with this grease trap.
01:27Unlike some people who think burying their nose in dusty old textbooks will magically make them rich.
01:32What's it called again?
01:34Principles of economics.
01:36Where did you get that?
01:40Hey!
01:41No!
01:41Stop!
01:42Give it back!
01:43Give it back!
01:45Don't stop!
01:46No!
01:51Oh!
01:53No!
01:55It's murder!
01:57Oscar!
01:58It's murder!
01:59No!
02:00I'm single!
02:01Take me away from this.
02:03I don't think an anthream.
02:04No!
02:05You're going to!
02:06No!
02:07No!
02:09No!
02:11No!
02:13Oh!
02:19and back relax bodyguard i'm not trying to fawn over your boss okay i just want my book back
02:24okay you got hands let's go
02:28why
02:39interesting
02:40you woman falls into your arms and you catch her instead of running in the opposite direction
02:44that my friend is growth
02:47mr austin i'm available i'm pretty and young forget these amateurs mr austin i'm exactly
02:54what we need experience okay ladies show is over bring the experience elsewhere bye
03:01still playing hard to get i thought the family gave you an old tomato get married or lose your
03:06inheritance come on all the socialites debbie i need them fine but maybe look outside your
03:12social circle try a cute little waitress who likes reading about economics
03:20who likes reading economic step spots yeah
03:25there goes another parade of disappointment
03:36129 for greg got my paycheck yesterday only sixteen thousand seven hundred and eighty nine dollars
03:42to go for tuition
03:44sorry hon card's not going through
03:47no that's that's impossible my direct pass i hit yesterday
03:54no no no no i i told you she was skimming
03:59handing over her cut while stashing all of this on the side
04:04besides she's marrying that old fossil anyways so i'm gonna use this for my shopping budget while we wait
04:14did you steal my bunny
04:18did you steal my bunny
04:27you're holding cash while your sister's drowning in student loans
04:31we are banked you selfish brag what the hell is wrong with you
04:34she is a thief a thief your sister betty is at one of the top universities in the state
04:40tuition room and board sorority things everything costs a fortune these days
04:47she's contributing to her education i have networking events study groups spring break trips
04:54everything requires money but it's my money i worked three jobs and saved every penny dip it back
05:01your money everything under this roof belongs to the family you're dropped out anyway why are you
05:08still fantasizing about college i hate to bring it to you but your father has promised you to mr theodore
05:14and he has agreed to wipe out our entire debt in exchange for your hand in marriage
05:22so what did you turns out you're worth something after all so why don't you forget about all this
05:30little college nonsense and make yourself useful for once you're selling me off to a 70 year old
05:37widower you should be great
05:39oh you little defender
05:43i quit school to pay off your debts you destroyed my acceptance letter to fund her tuition
05:49i gave up everything for you and are you just gonna sell me off like livestock
05:53but i hate you all you are not my family you are parasites
06:04college we're broke
06:10we're broke
06:11say
06:15try and sell me see what happens
06:19oh crap
06:23one month i'll learn enough to escape this hell no matter what it takes
06:42he's completely on him
06:54he's completely on him
06:56introductions with uh suitable women
06:59and you're here we're decorating with blood splatter what opposed to report bad
07:02come on you're pushing 30
07:04you've shown zero interest in any woman ever
07:08simple math
07:09no wife
07:09no heir
07:10no heir
07:11no inheritance
07:12i mean i know you're dealing with a little uh dysfunction down there but you gotta at least try
07:18okay okay okay
07:21but the family pressure isn't going away find someone
07:26anymore before they find someone for you
07:29okay every woman that i've dated falls into three categories
07:33greedy, spineless, brainless
07:34sometimes all three
07:36so what's the point
07:39excuse me
07:46i'm here about the job posting
07:48uh which one of you is in charge
07:50well well well
07:52if this isn't our cute little economic scholar
07:54what are the chances
07:58come on
07:58talk to her
08:00maybe this one's different
08:03intelligent
08:03fearless
08:04and
08:05she obviously isn't intimidated by your reputation
08:12alright cute girl let's start at the very begin
08:15name
08:15name
08:19um
08:22it's it's jenny
08:23nice to meet you
08:24um
08:25my team
08:26and what brings us to our little establishment
08:29you know what
08:29you got this
08:32good luck
08:33uh uh uh
08:34jenny
08:36do you know what this job entails
08:39yes
08:39um
08:40yes i know what the work entails
08:42and i'm ready to perform
08:43um
08:49sorry
08:50i don't really like being touched
08:52for once
08:53i don't feel that usual disgust
08:55yeah most women are scared of me
08:56you're not
08:57no
08:58no um
08:59fear doesn't pay the bills
09:01and a scared employee doesn't perform well
09:04and uh
09:04bad performance means no money
09:06so
09:09how much
09:10twenty
09:11twenty
09:11an hour
09:13mhm
09:13and i'm uh
09:15i'm really looking for um
09:16long term stable work
09:17i would really love this stability
09:20twenty thousand an hour
09:21she's either incredibly naive or playing a game i don't understand
09:29why is it so damn hot in here
09:30sir what are you
09:32what are you doing
09:34the drink
09:35benny you son of a bitch
09:37hey
09:39whoa whoa are you okay
09:40whoa whoa
09:42what the hell are you doing
09:44whoa whoa
09:45hey
09:45cut the naive act okay
09:48act
09:48wait you think you think just because i'm intoxicated like you're gonna milk more money out of me
09:53what no no no no sorry you have the wrong idea i'm not i would never
09:57twenty to
09:58i'm some kind of
09:59oh my god
10:00you're lying girl
10:01hey
10:03wait
10:03sir
10:05sir are you
10:07did you burn it up are you sure
10:09no wait
10:10stop pretending okay
10:11whether or not i die it doesn't matter to you
10:17only sixteen thousand seven hundred and eighty nine dollars to go for tuition
10:23five hundred and eighty nine dollars to get away
10:48per hour
10:49all this
10:50see
10:50Hé cardiac
10:52is
11:00You're 19, you work minimum wage behind a fryer.
11:04Kids cost more than what you make in a lifetime.
11:06You want to talk to the father about options?
11:11Irresponsible.
11:12No, sir.
11:13Everything's under control.
11:15Albert's a little more receptive to female company now.
11:19Oh, hey!
11:20Pay yourself.
11:21Oh, well, hello.
11:23Um, Jemmy?
11:25Look.
11:27You're pregnant?
11:28With triplets?
11:30And Albert's gonna be a father?
11:32Using protection for paid sex.
11:34Isn't that common sense?
11:36Which one of you two is a dimwit?
11:38You know what?
11:39Here.
11:41I don't want a single penny of your blood money.
11:44Give him that back and tell him to say the hell.
11:53Mr. Theodore got a look at Jenny's photo and he's hooked.
11:58As long as we deliver his schedule, he will wipe out our entire 10 million.
12:04I gotta admit, I didn't think that little wretch was worth that much.
12:09Oh, perfect.
12:10Considering Mr. Theodore's reputation, we're around town, he's a complete sicko.
12:16Three wives, all dead under mysterious circumstances.
12:22They're monsters.
12:23All of them.
12:24I have to get out of here for my babies.
12:30Who's there?
12:31Mom, it's Jem!
12:33The bitch hurt everything!
12:34She's trying to rock!
12:35Please, get your hands off me!
12:38You want to sell more princess?
12:40Jenny, sweetie, be practical.
12:44Marrying Theodore helps everyone.
12:46No more debt for us, and you get to live like a queen.
12:51Then you do it.
12:53Reality, darling.
12:55Mr. Theodore chose you.
12:57You are only valuable as his bride.
13:00Ten million dollars valuable.
13:02Without that arrangement, you are just another mouth to feed.
13:07Oh, still fantasizing about college?
13:11Girls from families like ours?
13:13Don't get fairytale endings!
13:16Marry Mr. Theodore and clear our debts.
13:19I would rather die.
13:21Get the rope.
13:23He's going to Theodore tonight.
13:25Willing or not.
13:26That is kidnapping!
13:28You cannot do this!
13:29We're your family!
13:29We can do whatever we want.
13:31No!
13:32Stop!
13:33Please!
13:33Stop!
13:37What's this?
13:42An ultrasound?
13:44Jenny, you're pregnant?
13:50What's this I hear about my great-grandfather collapsing?
13:52Well, the doctor said it was stress-induced.
13:56All the worry about your situation.
14:00It triggered his blood pressure.
14:02My situation?
14:04Is this another one of your tales?
14:06Oh, no, sir.
14:07It's absolutely true.
14:08I swear on my mother's grave.
14:11Your mother's grave.
14:12Seventh time you've done that this month.
14:14If you don't believe me, see for yourself.
14:16He's asking for you.
14:20Has the boy arrived yet?
14:25My hair and footsteps coming.
14:28Blake!
14:28Just get in your places, everyone.
14:33Please, enter.
14:42So what's the diagnosis this time?
14:45Acute angina.
14:46Brought on by emotional distress.
14:48The condition flares when he contemplates your marital status.
14:57Every time he remembers that you're pushing 30 and your marital status and your fertility
15:04issues, his poor heart nearly gives a hell.
15:08It's funny because downstairs, Alfred said that it was hypertension.
15:14So we've gone from financial threats to medical emergencies, yeah?
15:20Is this really necessary?
15:22Very necessary.
15:24Well, you refuse to court women.
15:27I don't think you're interested in men, but in any case, we're all just genuinely concerned
15:35about your psychological well-being.
15:40Son, you can't build a life entirely on corporate mergers and profit margins.
15:46No.
15:47Your great-grandfather.
15:48Your grandfather.
15:49Your father.
15:50We were all 20 when we got married with a kid on the way.
15:53I said that there's no excuses.
15:57Are you physically incapable?
16:01I mean, if there's like a medical issue, we need to address it.
16:05Honestly, you're starting to show serious dysfunction vibes.
16:09Maybe you should see a specialist.
16:11Albert!
16:13Albert!
16:14Albert!
16:14Oh, hey, good news.
16:16It turns out he actually is functional.
16:19Remember that girl from the other night?
16:21Mm, Jenny?
16:22Yeah.
16:23She's pregnant.
16:24With, wait for it, triplets.
16:28What?
16:30You've got to be kidding.
16:31Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
16:33There's no way.
16:34Gentlemen, I swear on everything I hold dear, this is absolutely true.
16:39Oh, wait, she wasn't satisfied with the money I already gave her?
16:42She has to come up with this pregnancy thing to, like, milk more money out of me?
16:45Albert, I bumped into her in the hospital.
16:48This is the official ultrasound report.
16:50Fresh from the doctor's hands.
16:52Dogs like me.
16:54Behind her.
16:57Boys.
17:01Trip with screamderous ladies.
17:03Three babies.
17:05When do you find it's time for romance, huh?
17:07We've been losing sleep talking about your social life.
17:11Why are you standing here?
17:14Go see your wife immediately.
17:17Go on, don't see the mother of your children.
17:19You know what, the moment she walks through that,
17:21I'm going to give her the deed to my diamond mine in Africa.
17:25You just consider it a dowry, okay?
17:28Oh, that little girl, she is going to be the crown jewel of our family legacy.
17:3750 grand an hour.
17:39That's 200 total.
17:42Here.
17:43My assistant would put another 10 million to whatever account you want.
17:46Consider it a severance payment.
17:49I don't want to do this work anymore.
17:54If those kids are really mine, that's fine.
17:56They'll get everything they need, but that woman is not fit to be my wife.
18:01No!
18:02Stop!
18:03There's one of you degenerates knocked out my daughter!
18:05No!
18:06Show yourself, you coward!
18:10What the hell is going on?
18:11Well, my dear sister got herself pregnant,
18:15which has complicated our arranged marriage,
18:18and now we are out 10 million dollars!
18:22Little Miss Perfect Jenny is pregnant.
18:25The same one who acts like she's the best in the rest of us.
18:28I knew it, always carrying that school book around like some sort of intellectual.
18:36We're going to solve this right now.
18:38Who's the father?
18:40You?
18:42I thought you were.
18:43Hell, I wish I could claim credit,
18:44but the princess here wouldn't even let me shoot you a shot.
18:47Speak up.
18:48Oh, cat got your tongue?
18:51Oh!
18:57Word around town is to write several different jobs.
19:00Maybe one of them will splatter her back.
19:04Mr. Theodore specifically requested a virgin bride.
19:07You show up knocked up,
19:09and who the hell could the father be?
19:11If I didn't get that 10 million by midnight,
19:13I'm going to speak the truth out of it.
19:15No, no.
19:16Simple solution.
19:18Abortion, my dear.
19:20Theodore might still take damaged goods at a discount.
19:28Oh, my God!
19:29My husband!
19:30Our husband is the father.
19:32So if you hurt my baby, he won't destroy you.
19:35What?
19:35What?
19:36It's true.
19:37Albert Austin, heir to the Austin group,
19:40is the father of my children.
19:42So if you hurt me,
19:43you will never work in this town again.
19:45Albert Austin.
19:48The Albert Austin?
19:51Sweetheart, what alternate universe are you living in?
19:55This is so...
19:57It's just little old Denny thinks that the most powerful man
19:59in the country is her baby daddy.
20:02Yeah, the delusion is real.
20:04Keep me out of whatever this is.
20:06I mean, if the Austin group blacklists this place,
20:08then we're all...
20:09This entire city exists because of Austin group investments.
20:14You dare drag that man...
20:19...named through the mud?
20:20Believe me or not, I am telling the truth.
20:23Look at yourself, Jenny.
20:24You're nobody.
20:26What makes you think you've touched trailer trash like you?
20:28Exactly.
20:30If you don't touch me, you will regret it.
20:35Then prove it.
20:36Call her.
20:37Get down here to face me first.
20:41Sorry.
20:43I'll call her.
20:45Jenny actually thinks that she has Albert Austin's phone number on speed dial.
20:50Hell yeah, this is better than reality TV.
20:52The girl has completely lost touch with reality.
20:56Let's do this magic trick.
20:58I don't even know if this number will work.
21:00Maybe I can bluff my way through this,
21:02but if it fails, I'm dead.
21:04I'll bet.
21:05Well, this should be entertaining.
21:10Hey, it's Jenny.
21:11She's calling.
21:13Hello?
21:14Albert!
21:15Albert, they're trying to hurt me
21:16and kill our babies.
21:17Please help me.
21:20Okay, look.
21:22Like I said,
21:23if the kids are mine,
21:24they'll get everything that they need,
21:25but she's not wife material.
21:26Absolutely unacceptable.
21:28This family will not tolerate
21:31illegitimate children.
21:33Okay.
21:33It doesn't change the fact that it's true.
21:35Okay, she's an opportunist
21:37who's trying to climb the social ladder.
21:38That's not wife material.
21:39Perhaps
21:41you should examine this first.
21:43Jenny asked me to deliver this to you
21:45personally.
21:46count between you,
21:47and honestly,
21:48I don't think she's the scheming type.
21:52Isn't that your platinum card?
21:54The one that's loaded with $20 million
21:56she just gave it back?
21:58Oh, on this note,
22:00she borrowed $5,000
22:01and left an item.
22:03Where did you run into her?
22:05Oh.
22:05I want to know right now,
22:06where did you run into her?
22:07The way she came into her life,
22:09I may have posted a listing
22:11for a job for waitstaff.
22:13I thought somebody from that background
22:16would be safer, you know?
22:18Less complicated.
22:21All right, you have the wrong idea.
22:23I'm not.
22:23I would never.
22:24$20 an hour,
22:26and he thinks I'm some kind of...
22:27Oh, my God.
22:29I completely misjudged her.
22:32Oh, and, um...
22:34So I had her investigated
22:35to make sure she wasn't with any other men,
22:38and from what I gleaned,
22:41she's definitely being abused at home.
22:45Hey, why didn't you say that from the beginning?
22:47Okay.
22:47What's the matter with you?
22:50It's Jenny.
22:52She's calling.
22:52Speaker phone.
22:53Put it on speaker.
22:54They're trying to hurt me
22:55and our baby.
22:55Please help me.
22:56I'm lying on you
22:57to beat the life out of you.
22:59Don't let go of me.
23:00Jenny.
23:00Jenny.
23:02Trace that call.
23:03I'll have the car running in 60 seconds.
23:05Understood.
23:05Hold on, go.
23:08Looks like Mr. Oz
23:09has hung up on her.
23:10Still thinks she's connected?
23:11She's stalling.
23:13You lost me
23:14$10 million for your life.
23:16Time to pay the price.
23:25No, put it on me.
23:29Put it on me.
23:33Hey, step on it.
23:35Nothing can happen to Jenny.
23:38She's probably calling some pizza place
23:40like Auburn Austin
23:41would give trash like her
23:42his number.
23:44Even if she dies here,
23:45he won't know who she is.
23:46Touch my babies again
23:48and I will make sure you pay for it.
23:50Hey,
23:52with what army?
23:54Jenny,
23:55face reality.
23:57Night is coming.
24:00Stop it, I'll fucking kill you.
24:02Albert.
24:14Stop it, I'll fucking kill you.
24:19Who is that?
24:20What is with all the theatric?
24:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:24Not be happening.
24:26Alfred Austin?
24:28Don't believe a word
24:29this girl is telling you.
24:30She is spreading lies
24:31about carrying your child.
24:33Complete fabrication.
24:34We are handling the situation, sir.
24:37No need to dirty your hands
24:38with family men.
24:47You okay?
24:48I'm so sorry
24:49it took me so long to...
24:50I remember.
24:52I can't think of it
24:53actually working.
24:55God, you win nothing
24:56what they do to you.
24:57Mr. Austin,
24:58this is just a terrible
25:00misunderstanding.
25:01We would never...
25:02I want to know
25:03who did this to her
25:04right now.
25:04Speak up!
25:06Please, you have to
25:08understand, Mr. Austin,
25:09Jenny is my stepdaughter.
25:12We're family!
25:13This is just a big
25:14misunderstanding.
25:16Look, Mr. Austin,
25:19she is my sister
25:21and she already owes
25:22Mr. Theodore like millions
25:23after the broken engagement.
25:25I mean, if I want to
25:26take off our hands,
25:27we won't object, but...
25:30Money.
25:31It's all about money
25:32with you people.
25:33Oh, no!
25:34Oh, no!
25:35What?
25:36Ah, I said...
25:40Oh!
25:43Oh!
25:45Oh, my God!
25:46Oh, my God!
25:48Oh, my God!
25:48The not family
25:49will answer
25:51for every bruise
25:53on that girl's body.
25:55Investigate
25:56her finances,
25:57your associates
25:58everything!
26:03Mr. Austin,
26:04the immediate danger
26:06has passed.
26:07She's primarily
26:08suffering from
26:09shock and exhaustion.
26:12The baby's vital signs
26:13are all back to normal now.
26:15But what?
26:17I'm concerned about
26:18her overall
26:19physical well-being.
26:20She's dangerously
26:22underweight for someone
26:23carrying triplets.
26:24Right now,
26:26body is under
26:27extreme demands.
26:29Without proper
26:30care and nutrition,
26:32her system
26:32might not be able
26:33to sustain
26:34the pregnancy
26:35to full term.
26:36She's been through
26:37too much.
26:40Those assholes
26:41got off
26:42way too easy
26:43if you ask me.
26:44Don't pull
26:45your phone strong.
26:47You don't get
26:48hurt.
26:53She's awake!
26:59She's awake!
27:01Alright, alright.
27:01Give her some space.
27:05Easy, sweetheart.
27:06Easy.
27:07You're sick now.
27:09We're all family.
27:11Any pain?
27:13Are you feeling
27:14a little busy spell?
27:16Do you mind if I ask
27:17how old you are, sweetheart?
27:18I'm 19.
27:20Teen?
27:23Christ, stop it!
27:23You're pushing 30
27:24and you knock
27:24up a...
27:25Bumpster!
27:26Man, you are
27:27a real piece of work.
27:28You know that?
27:29You're robbing
27:29the cradle there.
27:32Thank you
27:34for what you did
27:35back there.
27:36We weren't about
27:36to let those monsters
27:37hurt you
27:38never again,
27:39you hear me?
27:40No.
27:41Yeah, you know.
27:43Our grandson
27:44already left you
27:44getting beaten
27:45half to death
27:46while you were
27:47carrying his
27:48children, by the way.
27:49Trust me,
27:50we have had words
27:51with him.
27:52The important
27:53thing now
27:54is those
27:54babies.
27:57You...
27:59You actually
27:59want me to keep them?
28:03Why wouldn't
28:03you stay here?
28:04It's the safest place.
28:05I...
28:06Um...
28:07We're complete
28:08strangers.
28:09What happens
28:10when the babies
28:10are born?
28:11Do they just...
28:12discard me?
28:14Stop and...
28:15Someone else
28:16has an application
28:16for a job.
28:17I can...
28:17You just go out.
28:18I'm talking to the
28:19mother of my children.
28:20Maybe you guys
28:20should just...
28:22You heard him,
28:22right?
28:22Get out.
28:27Stop bullying her.
28:28Come on.
28:29Turn around.
28:29Safely.
28:30Walk forward.
28:31Don't go over.
28:31Yeah, there's
28:32the wall.
28:32Good job.
28:35So,
28:35why wouldn't
28:36you want to
28:36have them?
28:38The kids.
28:42Dead silence
28:42in there.
28:44It's not good.
28:45Your son
28:46is about as
28:46charming as
28:47a tax audit.
28:49Poor girl
28:49probably thought
28:50he was just
28:50a dick with ears.
28:53Shh.
28:54I've tried
28:55to listen.
28:56Shh.
28:57Why don't
28:58you want them?
28:59The kids.
29:00Because look
29:01at me.
29:02I'm a nobody.
29:04I have nothing.
29:05These children
29:06are going to
29:06grow up to be
29:07ashamed of me.
29:08You think
29:09I'd let the
29:09babies go back
29:10to that house
29:10of vultures?
29:12Right.
29:13Because you've
29:13been so
29:14considerate so far.
29:15What was that
29:16you said about
29:16protection again?
29:18Okay, you're
29:18right.
29:18I'm sorry.
29:20Alright?
29:20The babies,
29:21they mean a lot
29:22to me.
29:23My great-grandfather
29:24is nine years old
29:25and he's always
29:26been talking about
29:27marriage and
29:28errors and
29:30if I do
29:31this I can
29:31take over
29:31the company.
29:32Of course.
29:33It's all
29:34about business.
29:35Babies is
29:36bargaining chips.
29:37You can have
29:38whatever you want.
29:38The family
29:39will give it to
29:39you.
29:39Just name it.
29:40Anything?
29:42Here it comes.
29:43The gold digging.
29:44Hey, but don't
29:45think that you
29:46can use my kids
29:46as leverage.
29:47I want an education.
29:48I'll go through
29:49with the pregnancy
29:49but I really
29:50want to finish
29:51school.
29:52That's it.
29:53Oh, that and
29:54I want rights.
29:57I want to be
29:58able to see
29:58them grow up.
30:00Education!
30:02That's all
30:02she's asking
30:03for.
30:04You're giving
30:05her all this
30:06grief.
30:07What the fuck
30:08you're negotiating?
30:10What's next,
30:10cheap ass?
30:11The triplets
30:11get one doll
30:12and they got a
30:13share?
30:13You know,
30:13you're lucky.
30:14I don't have a
30:14cane.
30:14I'd get the shit
30:15out of it.
30:15I'd get to Jenny.
30:16Sweetheart,
30:17we're on your
30:17side.
30:18Albert is just
30:20difficult.
30:21Don't take it
30:22personally.
30:23Do I really
30:24come off as
30:24that much of
30:25an asshole?
30:26Well, you did
30:27nearly be the
30:28man to death
30:28in front of her
30:29last month.
30:31Did I?
30:32To be fair,
30:33you showed
30:34remarkable restraint
30:35and I was not
30:36actually doing it.
30:38I believe Miss
30:39Jenny found that
30:40to break out.
30:48deadbeat father,
30:50manipulative stepmother,
30:52vindictive stepsister.
30:53She had all the
30:54reason in the world
30:54to just give up.
30:55Perfect excuse
30:56to go bitter.
30:59What does she want?
31:01She wants
31:02an education.
31:03You ever see
31:04her phone?
31:05Yes.
31:06I swiped it
31:06from a room
31:07just to spy on her
31:08a little bit.
31:09Look at this bag.
31:10Shit,
31:10it's a paperweight.
31:11What am I not
31:11surprised?
31:12Here's the thing,
31:13it's all bound
31:14together with tape
31:15and prayer.
31:17As soon as she
31:17feels better,
31:18we're going to
31:18take her out
31:19and look at the
31:19show or some
31:20radio show.
31:21She's going to be
31:21a part of the
31:22family now,
31:23Helper.
31:24It's time that
31:25you want to
31:26start acting like
31:27it.
31:37The world
31:38is your oyster,
31:39my dear.
31:40Have fun.
31:50Mr. Austin,
31:51I can't afford it.
31:52I already had a phone.
31:54Here, let me share a little
31:55magic trick.
31:55You ready?
31:58Magic.
32:00We'll take that one.
32:01I don't know.
32:02They're a little big.
32:03She's got these itty-bitty
32:03teenager hands.
32:04Yeah, well,
32:05she'll grow into this one.
32:06That one.
32:08And, uh...
32:08No, listen,
32:09I don't...
32:09Enough.
32:11Give us a whole collection.
32:15Now, the fun part.
32:17What a...
32:26This just screams
32:28sophistication.
32:30Oh, my God,
32:31Bob, stop.
32:32Your fashion sense
32:33ended in the 70s.
32:35Oh, this.
32:36Okay, this.
32:37This is more style.
32:38This one.
32:39What do you think?
32:41So, um,
32:43what's the price range here?
32:45Oh, it ranges from
32:46$30,000 to $300,000.
32:48Yes.
32:50Try this, Valentino.
32:52Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
32:53Don't listen to my son
32:53about anything regarding
32:54fashion-y dressers
32:55like a waiter half the time.
32:56Trust me,
32:58Chanel is timeless.
32:59Don't listen to these two.
33:01All right, it's...
33:02Dior is perfecto mundo.
33:04All right, all right, all right.
33:05Don't worry.
33:06Okay, we own the place.
33:07I think it's just like
33:08a fancy dress-up.
33:13Ah.
33:28It wasn't me.
33:40That's the one.
33:42Yes, yes, yes.
33:43It's beautiful, but really,
33:44this is too much.
33:45Come on.
33:48Is this what having a family
33:50feels like?
33:51People who want to spoil you
33:52just because they can't.
33:54Don't forget about accessories.
33:56She needs a proper bag.
33:58No, this is way too much, okay?
34:00I could never really afford
34:01to repay you.
34:11I actually prefer red
34:12if you're gonna choose anything.
34:14Oh, my goodness.
34:15I'm so sorry.
34:16I had no idea that I...
34:23Is...
34:24Is this all?
34:26For me?
34:27Just for me?
34:30Every dismiss not.
34:31Our nutritionist designed it
34:33especially for expectant mothers.
34:36I prepared it all myself.
34:38You're far too thin.
34:40I would need a week
34:41to finish all this food.
34:43Please, you're spoiling me.
34:45You know, Mr. Austin
34:47has never brought a single woman
34:48into this house.
34:49Not one.
34:51The staff is, uh...
34:52Well, we're thrilled.
34:55Never?
34:56Can I help you take
34:56these things upstairs?
34:57Get organized?
34:58Perhaps.
34:59Oh, no, no, no.
35:00Please, please don't trouble
35:01yourself.
35:02That would all cost
35:03more than most people
35:04make in a year.
35:05I think first,
35:05I really need to...
35:06As you wish.
35:08Everyone here treats me
35:09like I matter.
35:10Like I belong.
35:13How do I ever
35:14repay this kind of kindness?
35:15New house rules.
35:17Miss Mott gets the same
35:18treatment as Mr. Austin,
35:20who food gets checked twice.
35:22Her comfort comes first.
35:24Understood?
35:27It's strange.
35:28I swear we left dishes here,
35:29but everything's spotless.
35:30Ha!
35:31Miss Mott!
35:33What in the name of God?
35:34Somebody get her down from there!
35:36She's pregnant!
35:38Oh!
35:42Dear God,
35:43Mr. Austin
35:43is going to have
35:44my head for this.
36:00Emergency!
36:01Miss Mott
36:02is on the ladder
36:02cleaning the cabinet!
36:04Repeat!
36:05Pregnant woman
36:05on ladder!
36:12What?
36:20This is
36:21too clean.
36:28Oh!
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