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ENG El regreso del Maestro de la Magia
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00:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:00:11Kill him!
00:00:16You just saved me.
00:00:19You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:23The Master of Magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:26I've seen his skills.
00:00:27Show them.
00:00:28Show them what you can do.
00:00:31I bought the theater.
00:00:33Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:40You look a little nervous.
00:00:41You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:44This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:47You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:49I swore off my old life.
00:00:51But I can't keep running forever.
00:00:54Who are you?
00:00:55I'm the Master of Magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:05You sure about this?
00:01:08I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:09Relax, little brother.
00:01:11We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:17It's showtime.
00:01:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:01:35Oh my god!
00:01:36It's him!
00:01:37It's the Master of Magic!
00:01:39The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:41You, young lady.
00:01:42Let's see your true self.
00:01:44Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:59And now my next volunteer.
00:02:02I don't care.
00:02:04I said short it.
00:02:05What the hell?
00:02:10Whoa!
00:02:12How are they doing that?
00:02:13And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:19The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:23You sure about this?
00:02:24He's dangerous.
00:02:26But I'm the Master of Freaking Magic.
00:02:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:35And who the hell are you?
00:02:36Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:53You insult me in public?
00:02:55You know who I am.
00:02:57I can make you disappear.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Well, we won't test, Barry.
00:03:03So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:10What do you think you're doing?
00:03:12We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:20Holy shit!
00:03:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:27The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:30You know.
00:03:31Kill him!
00:03:36Now for my final trick.
00:04:01What are you looking at me for?
00:04:04Get him!
00:04:08Oh my god!
00:04:09I'm and I'm and I'm so scared.
00:04:09Yeah!
00:04:17Oh.
00:04:18Huh?
00:04:20Oh.
00:04:22Oh.
00:04:23Oh.
00:04:23Oh.
00:04:24Oh.
00:04:27Oh.
00:04:28Oh, my God.
00:04:57Eric no relax little brother but never let anything happen here
00:05:05Eric this is all my fault
00:05:08I need you to do something for me
00:05:11what I need you to find me
00:05:13girl we grew up with in the orphanage
00:05:16she's working in magic
00:05:21Albra
00:05:23besides you she's the only family
00:05:25I've ever had
00:05:26you're staying with me okay
00:05:28just hang in there
00:05:30you're gonna be okay
00:05:35Eric
00:05:37Eric
00:05:38Eric
00:05:46my arrogance got you killed
00:05:50if I can't protect my family
00:05:53I'm not worthy of this
00:05:57I'll find Bri
00:05:58and help her
00:06:01but not as the master of magic
00:06:15hey what are you still doing here
00:06:23everyone else went home hours ago
00:06:25show opens this weekend
00:06:27gotta be prepared
00:06:28thank you
00:06:29I put every cent I own into this show
00:06:32but
00:06:32if it's a hit I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:06:36before it's destroyed
00:06:39alright well
00:06:40see ya
00:06:45a year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri
00:06:48and she still doesn't recognize me
00:06:52alright darling
00:06:53you know the deal
00:06:53there it is
00:06:54there's the queen of hearts right
00:06:55just gonna follow the queen okay
00:06:56pick the queen
00:06:57follow the dream
00:06:58there it is sweetheart
00:06:59what do you say
00:07:00hmm
00:07:00this one
00:07:02that's the queen of hearts for sure
00:07:03yeah I'm feeling good about it too
00:07:05but hey what do I know
00:07:06look at that
00:07:07oh
00:07:08you know this game isn't as easy as it looks baby doll
00:07:11but
00:07:12you know we still gotta come with the payment
00:07:14what do you say
00:07:18I'm sorry I was sure that I had cash on
00:07:25looks like trouble
00:07:27typical dumb bitch
00:07:28you wanna play you don't wanna pay right
00:07:29I'll tell you what
00:07:33I'm taking this bracelet here
00:07:36hey give it back
00:07:37hey
00:07:38that's important to me
00:07:39oh is it really yeah
00:07:41is it important enough to play again
00:07:43maybe you play for those
00:07:45cute little clothes you got on
00:07:46what do you say
00:07:47well I'm here for this
00:07:48let's go
00:07:49yeah we'd love to see that right
00:07:50you're disgusting
00:07:51I'm not doing that
00:07:53you're not doing that
00:07:54you sure about that sweetheart
00:07:58what do you say baby
00:08:00start with that pretty little coat you got
00:08:03take her
00:08:07ah shit
00:08:12why don't you let me try
00:08:15here's the deal
00:08:17I win
00:08:18she gets her bracelet back
00:08:20you win
00:08:22you get my two-headed silver dollar
00:08:27it's priceless
00:08:28Daniel you should just go
00:08:30these guys are dangerous
00:08:32I got this
00:08:35this idiot thinks he can beat me
00:08:37at three card money
00:08:38you got it hot shot
00:08:40let's play
00:08:42you know the deal
00:08:43follow the queen
00:08:44you get the win
00:08:45you pick the ten of spades
00:08:48well
00:08:48your girlfriend knows what to do then
00:08:52you pick
00:08:54you pick
00:08:55who's this guy
00:08:56what a loser
00:08:57should have kept walking bro
00:08:59instead of trying being a hero
00:09:01do you really want me to pick you
00:09:03absolutely
00:09:05you got it
00:09:23damn he got it
00:09:24that's impossible
00:09:28what the
00:09:32listen you son of a bitch
00:09:33I don't know who the hell you are
00:09:34this bracelet
00:09:35it's mine
00:09:36well then
00:09:39why is it in my hand
00:09:43you dirty thief
00:09:45are you
00:09:52looking for this
00:09:54why don't you scram
00:09:56before I take everything else you've got
00:09:58hey man
00:09:59it's all good
00:10:00I'm just messing around
00:10:09three card Monty
00:10:11it's always a scam
00:10:12I know
00:10:13I know
00:10:14I just
00:10:15I thought I could crack it
00:10:17but I was screwed
00:10:20until you came along
00:10:24this bracelet
00:10:26why is it so important to you
00:10:28I was my childhood best friends
00:10:31we grew up in an orphanage together
00:10:33and
00:10:34well he
00:10:36he died
00:10:38that's all I have left of him
00:10:43have a good night great
00:10:45hey wait
00:10:46you just saved me
00:10:48you're gonna let me walk home alone
00:10:53nice for dinner
00:10:56that was amazing
00:10:58uh
00:10:59I should
00:11:00probably get going
00:11:01hey where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today
00:11:05I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:11:08bullshit
00:11:09you have training
00:11:10you know maybe just a little
00:11:14just a light of hand
00:11:18what you're creating
00:11:23you know
00:11:25your hands saved me today
00:11:29you wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:11:32they uh
00:11:35say you're welcome
00:11:57do you want to see my magic check
00:12:18I'm not
00:12:19who you think I am
00:12:24then who are you
00:12:27I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric
00:12:30I think
00:12:32I think it's better if I left
00:12:56hey
00:12:57what did I tell you
00:13:02I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:13:04well I'm the prop assistant
00:13:05just doing my job
00:13:07no your job
00:13:08is to clean up
00:13:09dove shit
00:13:10see this stuff
00:13:11this stuff
00:13:12is to not be touched
00:13:13by anyone less
00:13:14than a three star magician
00:13:17correct me if I'm wrong
00:13:26but you're not a three star magician
00:13:28are you
00:13:30no
00:13:31not
00:13:32not since I was 12
00:13:34after becoming the world's first seven star magician
00:13:36the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:13:39damn right you're not
00:13:47you're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:13:49and to be in the same room as us
00:13:51real magicians
00:13:55okay
00:13:58what did you do to my deck
00:14:02nothing
00:14:03let's just put him away
00:14:04listen fool
00:14:05this is my gold zephyr deck
00:14:07the master of magic himself
00:14:09use this type of deck
00:14:11actually I prefer the platinum deck
00:14:13well if they're so priceless
00:14:15maybe you should put them away properly
00:14:16instead of throwing them on the table
00:14:17like they're just some two dollar deck
00:14:19from the gas station
00:14:19oh you think
00:14:20ruining my deck is funny
00:14:23you're fired
00:14:26if I lose this job
00:14:28I won't be able to watch over Bree
00:14:30I need you to find Bree
00:14:32help her
00:14:34yeah look
00:14:35I'm sorry
00:14:35no
00:14:36it's too late for that now
00:14:37because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:14:47hello Mr. Kensington
00:14:49you're looking better sir
00:14:50I'll be good to go
00:14:52for the opening of the show
00:14:55but let this be a reminder
00:14:57what we do is dangerous
00:14:59sir that is exactly
00:15:01what I wanted to tell you about
00:15:02I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:15:05what why
00:15:06he's careless and cocky
00:15:08he's a liability
00:15:08no matter how hot you think he is
00:15:11I never said that
00:15:13Mr. Kensington
00:15:14Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:15:16since he's worked here
00:15:17sir sir
00:15:18he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck
00:15:20Daniel
00:15:22is this true?
00:15:24of course not
00:15:25sir
00:15:25who are you going to believe
00:15:26a common worker
00:15:27or a three star magician
00:15:29look Samuel
00:15:31I've seen his skills
00:15:32he would never damage a deck
00:15:35show them
00:15:35show them what you can do
00:15:42yeah Daniel
00:15:43let's see it
00:15:43show us what you got
00:15:44do you even know
00:15:46a single trick?
00:15:47tell you what
00:15:48if you can rearrange my deck
00:15:49by rank and suit
00:15:51without damaging it
00:15:52in 15 seconds
00:15:55you can keep your job
00:15:5615 seconds
00:15:57that's impossible
00:15:58I don't even know
00:15:59if the master of magic
00:16:00could have done it that quick
00:16:01but
00:16:01if you can't
00:16:03I demand
00:16:04as a three star magician
00:16:06that you fire him
00:16:09Samuel this isn't fair
00:16:11I know
00:16:12but
00:16:13while I disagree with it
00:16:14Xander has the right
00:16:16to challenge Daniel
00:16:17but sir he
00:16:18Bree
00:16:19it's okay
00:16:2215 seconds
00:16:25you're on
00:16:34the idiot
00:16:35he's so dumb
00:16:36that he thinks
00:16:36he has a chance
00:16:38ready to do this?
00:16:40Daniel
00:16:40you really
00:16:41don't have to
00:16:42aww
00:16:43the little prop boy
00:16:44has a retreat section
00:16:45now if I win
00:16:46you're all gonna have to
00:16:48start treating Bree
00:16:48with more respect
00:16:49around here
00:16:50it's her money
00:16:51that's bankrolling
00:16:52this entire show
00:16:53Bree
00:16:54look at that
00:16:55you've got a knight
00:16:56in shining coveralls
00:16:58fine
00:16:59deal
00:16:59it's not like you have
00:17:01a chance in hell anyway
00:17:0215 seconds
00:17:04here
00:17:05we
00:17:06go
00:17:12what's he doing?
00:17:14what he's doing
00:17:14is making a complete
00:17:15ass out of himself
00:17:1610 seconds
00:17:20oh wow
00:17:21giving up already
00:17:23clearly can't hack
00:17:24the big leagues
00:17:24you said he was good
00:17:26I thought
00:17:27you would at least
00:17:28try
00:17:29getting security
00:17:30on the phone
00:17:31to escort you out
00:17:32in
00:17:325
00:17:344
00:17:353
00:17:372
00:17:58absolutely
00:18:00impossible
00:18:05how did you do that?
00:18:06there's no way
00:18:07I don't think
00:18:08I've ever seen
00:18:08anything like this
00:18:09nobody but the
00:18:10master of magic
00:18:10could have done this
00:18:15no
00:18:15no no no
00:18:17you
00:18:17you clearly
00:18:18switched out the deck
00:18:18while Bree was
00:18:19distracting us
00:18:20I knew it
00:18:21yeah of course
00:18:21just some amateur
00:18:22trying something stupid
00:18:23nothing but a cheap
00:18:25lazy trick from the hack
00:18:27now
00:18:29it's got a show
00:18:29to prep
00:18:32Sophie
00:18:32Eugene
00:18:33stop gobbling out
00:18:34those cards
00:18:34and let's get to work
00:18:35come on
00:18:38Samuel
00:18:39you believe
00:18:40you really did it
00:18:41right?
00:18:41I don't know
00:18:43what to believe
00:18:45come on
00:18:46the show opens
00:18:47in a few days
00:18:48we need to prep
00:18:49oh you don't have to worry
00:18:51about prepping
00:19:03this is not going to be a show
00:19:06who is this?
00:19:07it's Richard Kim
00:19:08he produces every other magic show in town
00:19:11Samuel hates him
00:19:13Richard get the hell
00:19:15out of my theater
00:19:16your theater
00:19:18oh no no
00:19:19my little friend
00:19:20this is now my theater
00:19:21what the hell
00:19:23are you talking about
00:19:24I have a three year lease
00:19:27with the owner
00:19:28which as of this morning
00:19:29is me
00:19:30I bought the theater
00:19:31which means you
00:19:32and your
00:19:33dirty pack of magical
00:19:34nobodies
00:19:35have one hour
00:19:36to get the hell out
00:19:40you can't just buy
00:19:41the theater
00:19:42I'm the biggest show in town
00:19:45used to be
00:19:45but you're past your prime
00:19:47my new show
00:19:48will triple your numbers
00:19:50the contract can't be cancelled
00:19:51I'll lose everything
00:19:53if Brie loses this show
00:19:55the orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:56that saved my life as a child
00:19:58will be destroyed
00:20:00hey we still have a contract
00:20:01you can't just kick us out
00:20:02hey hey doll face
00:20:04how about you focus
00:20:05on looking sexy
00:20:06while being cut in half
00:20:08and let the adults talk
00:20:09I'm this show's producer
00:20:11and if you cancel the show
00:20:12I'll sue you into oblivion
00:20:14not if I can prove
00:20:15you're not worthy
00:20:16of this theater
00:20:17I'll give you a chance
00:20:19a head-to-head
00:20:20magical competition
00:20:21your old man
00:20:23and his team wins
00:20:24you keep your contract
00:20:25my team wins
00:20:27your contract is terminated
00:20:28and you go back
00:20:29to doing birthday parties
00:20:31for eight year olds
00:20:34deal
00:20:36Mr. Kensington
00:20:37will wipe the floor
00:20:38with whoever you put him up against
00:20:39great
00:20:40the competition
00:20:41will be tonight
00:20:43tonight?
00:20:44his cast doesn't come off
00:20:45for another week
00:20:46not my problem
00:20:47hope you have a good
00:20:48backup team
00:20:54ladies and gentlemen
00:20:55are you ready
00:20:57for the epic
00:20:58no holds barred battle
00:20:59to see who will get
00:21:00this theater
00:21:01and who will be thrown
00:21:02out into the street
00:21:07don't worry
00:21:07we have an ace
00:21:09up our sleeve
00:21:11Daniel
00:21:12you gotta be kidding
00:21:13you're not seriously
00:21:14considering putting
00:21:15the prop boy out there
00:21:16his best trick is probably
00:21:17making a penny appear
00:21:18behind his ear
00:21:18it's all or nothing
00:21:20for us
00:21:20all right
00:21:21Richard Kim
00:21:21isn't sending lightweights
00:21:23to this brawl
00:21:23he's got world-class
00:21:25real
00:21:26magicians
00:21:27yeah no problem
00:21:27I'm good enough
00:21:28to take on anyone
00:21:29that Kim sends to us
00:21:30and now
00:21:31the challengers
00:21:33Richard Kim's
00:21:34latest sensation
00:21:36Matt Von Dier
00:22:00he's the youngest magician
00:22:02to have five stars
00:22:04he's one of the best
00:22:05in the world
00:22:10that guy
00:22:10Xavier will wipe
00:22:12the floor with his ass
00:22:13yeah
00:22:13bring him on
00:22:14now
00:22:14for the first act
00:22:16or should I say miracle
00:22:19before each magician
00:22:21is a glass of water
00:22:22the magicians must
00:22:23turn their water
00:22:24into wine
00:22:25in a way that
00:22:25our top judges
00:22:28can't figure out
00:22:29the magician
00:22:30to stump the most judges
00:22:32wins
00:22:33Matt Van Buren won
00:22:34the grand prix
00:22:35for close-up magic
00:22:36last year
00:22:37this plays exactly
00:22:38to his strengths
00:22:39he's way beyond
00:22:40Xavier's league
00:22:41we're gonna lose
00:22:50maybe not
00:22:52showtime
00:22:57Xavier
00:23:02not you
00:23:03what
00:23:14you should go out
00:23:15this round
00:23:18what
00:23:18he
00:23:19he's not even
00:23:20a magician
00:23:20he's just the guy
00:23:21that cleans up
00:23:22dumb shit
00:23:23yeah
00:23:23Xavier's the best
00:23:24of all of us
00:23:24yeah
00:23:24look girl
00:23:25I know you have
00:23:26a little crush
00:23:26and a little prop
00:23:27but leave this
00:23:28to the real magician
00:23:28Samuel
00:23:29you can't seriously
00:23:30be considering this
00:23:31I mean that guy
00:23:32is gonna piss himself
00:23:33out there
00:23:34and the magician
00:23:35from the Kensington team
00:23:46maybe he's just
00:23:47the prop assistant
00:23:49but I need a
00:23:50hail mary right now
00:23:51Daniel
00:23:59oh my god
00:24:01your prop boy
00:24:03you're really gonna
00:24:04put up the help
00:24:04against someone like
00:24:05Matt Van Buren
00:24:07don't worry kid
00:24:08this will be over
00:24:08real quick
00:24:09and then you can
00:24:10run back to the shadows
00:24:11where you belong
00:24:12it's a shame though
00:24:13cause Matt's just
00:24:14my warm up act
00:24:15he'll get beat so bad
00:24:17he'll never see
00:24:18my big showstopper
00:24:19Matt Van Buren's
00:24:20just the warm up act
00:24:22he's one of the best
00:24:22in the world
00:24:23they say he might even
00:24:24get a six star soon
00:24:25there hasn't been
00:24:26a new six star magician
00:24:27in over a decade
00:24:28no it's obvious
00:24:29what Samuel's doing
00:24:30okay he knows
00:24:31he doesn't have a chance
00:24:32so he's already
00:24:32looking for excuses
00:24:34when he loses
00:24:35he'll say it's because
00:24:35he gave a nobody a try
00:24:37boss
00:24:38this guy
00:24:39is a hack
00:24:40he's gonna make a fool
00:24:41out of all of us
00:24:42it's a two out of three
00:24:43competition
00:24:44we need to judge
00:24:46their strength
00:24:47oh I
00:24:47I get it
00:24:48you see
00:24:49Samuel sending Daniel out
00:24:51to get slaughtered
00:24:52and then I come in
00:24:53and save the day
00:24:53worth that
00:24:54he actually thinks
00:24:55he's out there
00:24:56cause he has a shot
00:24:56at being a real magician
00:25:00and you are
00:25:02Daniel
00:25:03just Daniel
00:25:05nice coveralls
00:25:06Daniel
00:25:07I give my servants
00:25:09the same ones
00:25:10enjoy your moment
00:25:11just Daniel
00:25:12this will be the biggest
00:25:13crowd you ever
00:25:14perform for
00:25:15I can't believe
00:25:16he actually went there
00:25:17as if he was
00:25:17a real magician
00:25:18he's trying to be
00:25:19embarrassed
00:25:20sad
00:25:21he really thought
00:25:21that he could hang
00:25:22with the pros
00:25:22no
00:25:24you're sure
00:25:25about this
00:25:26just trust me
00:25:31don't feel too bad
00:25:32you should be honored
00:25:33to be on the stage
00:25:34with me
00:25:36gentlemen
00:25:36are you ready
00:25:37I was born ready
00:25:38what about you
00:25:40buddy
00:25:40you look a little nervous
00:25:43maybe you should be
00:25:46because I'm about to
00:25:48embarrass
00:25:48the living
00:25:49shit
00:25:49out of you
00:25:53he's frozen
00:25:54with fear
00:25:55come on Daniel
00:25:56was it stupid
00:25:58to pick him
00:25:59Daniel
00:26:00are you okay
00:26:02absolutely
00:26:03oh my god
00:26:04what a shit show
00:26:06he's not even
00:26:07prepping you
00:26:08hey newbie
00:26:09this is when you're
00:26:10supposed to prepare
00:26:10your illusion
00:26:12I'm good
00:26:15no
00:26:17I'm good
00:26:18that's why I
00:26:19have a five
00:26:20star magician's
00:26:21amulet
00:26:22and you have
00:26:22what
00:26:24coveralls
00:26:24covered in dirt
00:26:25and dove
00:26:26shit
00:26:27tell you what
00:26:27it's not too soon
00:26:28to back out
00:26:30if you do
00:26:30I'll give you the honor
00:26:32of having my autograph
00:26:34are you ready
00:26:35or do you need
00:26:36more time to prepare
00:26:37no I don't need
00:26:38more time for this trick
00:26:42then first up
00:26:44is Matt
00:26:44von Buren
00:26:45pay attention
00:26:47this
00:26:48is where you learn
00:26:49to respect your betters
00:27:03it's finished
00:27:18it's finished
00:27:22what do you think
00:27:23what do you think judges
00:27:23did Matt
00:27:25Bob Buren's trick
00:27:25fool you
00:27:26I have no idea
00:27:28how that was done
00:27:29if I didn't know any better
00:27:30I'd say it's a miracle
00:27:31I'm stumped
00:27:32well done
00:27:33you're three for three
00:27:36you have stumped
00:27:38our judges
00:27:39does anyone here
00:27:41know how he accomplished
00:27:42his trick
00:27:43anyone
00:27:48you have something
00:27:49to say prop boy
00:27:50I mean your trick
00:27:51wasn't bad
00:27:53I just know
00:27:53exactly how you did it
00:28:01sure you do
00:28:02please
00:28:03enlighten us
00:28:05tell us all
00:28:06how I did my trick
00:28:07all in good time
00:28:09idiot
00:28:10everybody knows
00:28:10that he's lying
00:28:11pathetic
00:28:12Daniel
00:28:13you're up
00:28:23what's he doing
00:28:24he's making a fool
00:28:25out of all of us
00:28:26hey there
00:28:27looks like your fellow's
00:28:28got some stage fright
00:28:31this is what happens
00:28:33when you don't respect
00:28:33the craft
00:28:34you're making a fool
00:28:35out of all of us
00:28:37I think he can do it
00:28:38it doesn't matter
00:28:39what you think
00:28:40okay
00:28:41you're not one of us
00:28:43you're just some dumb girl
00:28:44who had a little bit
00:28:45of money to burn
00:28:46if it weren't for you
00:28:47we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:56looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:59here
00:29:00why don't you let me help you
00:29:03ooooh
00:29:04magic
00:29:07switch it now
00:29:08prop boy
00:29:10you need to end this
00:29:11now
00:29:13you're
00:29:16you're
00:29:17you're right
00:29:20I swore off
00:29:21my old life
00:29:31but I can't keep running forever
00:29:39ladies and gentlemen
00:29:41are you ready
00:29:42for something
00:29:43extraordinary
00:29:46now but first
00:29:47I'm gonna need
00:29:48some help
00:29:50Bri
00:29:51could you come here
00:29:58what is he doing
00:30:00you gotta be kidding me
00:30:01this is just sad
00:30:02this is just sad
00:30:12you all know magic
00:30:13is an illusion
00:30:15but still
00:30:16you hold out hope
00:30:17that one day
00:30:18you'll experience
00:30:18something so incredible
00:30:20you can never explain it
00:30:22in a million years
00:30:23well isn't this like life
00:30:24see every day
00:30:26you experience your reality
00:30:27through your senses
00:30:28but what if you couldn't trust
00:30:30your senses
00:30:37wouldn't your reality then
00:30:39just be an illusion
00:30:43don't blink
00:30:45you'll miss it
00:30:59that's it
00:31:01nothing happened
00:31:02you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:31:05hey Mr. Kensington
00:31:06I told you
00:31:07you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:31:09to take my place
00:31:10you should have
00:31:10respected my ranking
00:31:12no I think there's something else going on
00:31:15now I apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:31:17I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:31:20I knew it
00:31:21this theater is mine
00:31:24without one final piece of equipment
00:31:26which would be coming
00:31:27right about
00:31:29now
00:31:41what's he doing
00:31:42he's such a
00:31:43a cake knife
00:31:45he's gonna shatter that glass
00:31:46all over the floor
00:31:54ow
00:32:03unbelievable
00:32:03amazing
00:32:09wow
00:32:13that is fast
00:32:14there you go
00:32:16my judges
00:32:17my judge man
00:32:19that's incredible
00:32:24cake
00:32:25the lava is a chocolate wine
00:32:27reduction sauce
00:32:29I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:32:31the only person I've ever seen
00:32:32do a trick like this
00:32:33was
00:32:33the master of magic
00:32:44how is this possible
00:32:51now for the critical moment
00:32:52judges
00:32:53what do you think
00:32:54do you know how he did it
00:32:56I have no idea
00:32:57not a clue
00:32:59and you Jennifer
00:33:01I'm completely stumped
00:33:05well in the case of a tie
00:33:06we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:33:10Daniel
00:33:10you said earlier
00:33:12you know how Matthew did his trick
00:33:14tell us
00:33:15yeah
00:33:16tell us
00:33:19he dropped in edible iron filaments
00:33:23then a hidden magnetic fan
00:33:25spun the iron
00:33:26ironizing
00:33:28turning the water red
00:33:30giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:33:34that's
00:33:36correct
00:33:39amazing
00:33:40and Matthew
00:33:41how did Daniel do his trick
00:33:49I don't know
00:33:51and with that
00:33:52Daniel wins our first round
00:34:02with your help
00:34:06I need a knife
00:34:09let's give him cake
00:34:12well done young man
00:34:14the only other magician
00:34:17that could have accomplished
00:34:18that transformation
00:34:19was the master of magic
00:34:23no
00:34:24no
00:34:25he didn't transform anything
00:34:26he didn't even teleport
00:34:28he must have cheated
00:34:29there's no way
00:34:30an untrained worker
00:34:32has that much level of skill
00:34:33exactly
00:34:34he probably blackmailed the judges
00:34:35or something
00:34:38how could you let him beat you
00:34:40you embarrassed us
00:34:41with your performance
00:34:42how was I supposed to know
00:34:43he was going to do that
00:34:43with the cup
00:34:44and teleport to the judges
00:34:45who is that guy
00:34:50it doesn't matter
00:34:51get out of my face
00:34:53it's time for the real magicians
00:34:54to get to work
00:34:56you think you've won
00:34:59you haven't won shit
00:35:02it's time to bring out
00:35:03my A team
00:35:09Kate Barlow
00:35:18Miss Barlow
00:35:19thank you for joining us
00:35:21that's Kate Barlow
00:35:24he's the FISM world champion
00:35:25in parlor magic
00:35:26and an actual
00:35:28six star magician
00:35:29alright
00:35:30who's ready for the headliner
00:35:35second round is quick
00:35:36change magic
00:35:36that's Sophie's specialty
00:35:38you had your little fun
00:35:39in the first round
00:35:40but now
00:35:41watch an actual prep
00:35:43a real magician
00:35:44doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:35:45or cause some fake
00:35:47amateur distractions
00:35:48a real magician
00:35:50doesn't need to
00:35:50because she
00:35:51has hard earned skills
00:35:53now
00:35:55yeah
00:35:56get him Sophie
00:35:57always nice to see a fellow
00:35:59female on stage
00:36:00too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:36:02oh
00:36:02you think so
00:36:04your rank is impressive
00:36:06but it doesn't scare me
00:36:07oh
00:36:07you think I brought in
00:36:09Miss Barlow
00:36:09just for her rank
00:36:11you didn't
00:36:12I brought in Kate Barlow
00:36:15because she was the protege
00:36:16of the master of magic
00:36:20he taught me
00:36:21everything he knows
00:36:22funny
00:36:23I don't remember
00:36:25training her
00:36:26you were trained
00:36:28by the master of magic
00:36:29she wasn't just
00:36:30trained by him
00:36:31he realized
00:36:32that she was better
00:36:33than him
00:36:33that's why he
00:36:35disappeared
00:36:35that can't be true
00:36:37right
00:36:37Richard wouldn't dare
00:36:39make a claim like that
00:36:40if it wasn't true
00:36:41so what you're saying
00:36:42is that we have to compete
00:36:43against somebody
00:36:44who's better
00:36:45than the master of magic
00:36:46oh so what
00:36:47I'll still destroy you
00:36:49Sophie
00:36:49shut up
00:36:52Miss Barlow
00:36:53it is an honor
00:36:55to compete
00:36:56with a magician
00:36:57of your caliber
00:36:59I wish I could say the same
00:37:01but honestly
00:37:02it's an insult
00:37:04you're even trying to compete
00:37:07so why are you here
00:37:09to shatter my teacher's
00:37:11old records
00:37:11and publicly declare myself
00:37:14the new master of magic
00:37:20ladies and gentlemen
00:37:21this next act
00:37:23is even harder
00:37:24than our first
00:37:25it is all about
00:37:26quick change magic
00:37:27transforming outfits
00:37:29as many times as possible
00:37:30in 30 seconds
00:37:32the world record
00:37:33is 17 changes
00:37:36held by the master
00:37:37of magic
00:37:43do you think
00:37:44you can beat that
00:37:45that's a change
00:37:46every two seconds
00:37:46there's no way
00:37:47you can beat that
00:37:48I could beat that
00:37:49in my sleep
00:37:54hell
00:37:55there's not a magic
00:37:55technique in the world
00:37:56that would make that
00:37:57trick possible
00:37:57only the master of magic
00:37:59would be able to do that
00:38:00I know every one
00:38:01of his secrets
00:38:03are you saying
00:38:04you're going to break
00:38:05the master of magic's record
00:38:07who here would like
00:38:09to see me break the record
00:38:12then start the music
00:38:24one
00:38:25two
00:38:26three
00:38:27standard
00:38:29oh my god
00:38:30her pace
00:38:30how is she doing
00:38:34she about to break the record
00:38:35about to break the record
00:38:36oh my god
00:38:38this is unreal
00:38:40this is history
00:38:43that is 18 changes
00:38:45ladies and gentlemen
00:38:46we have a new world record
00:38:48and possibly
00:38:48a new master of magic
00:38:52I can't believe
00:38:53she just did that
00:38:54I've never seen anything like it
00:38:56the concentration
00:38:57the skill needed
00:38:58to do something like that
00:39:00she had to learn it
00:39:02from the master of magic
00:39:03I wouldn't believe it
00:39:04if I hadn't just seen it
00:39:05with my own eyes
00:39:06for a second there
00:39:07I thought she'd actually
00:39:08figure out my technique
00:39:09but no
00:39:10she's a fraud
00:39:11like the rest
00:39:12Sophie
00:39:12you can beat that
00:39:14right
00:39:14I can only manage
00:39:169 or 10 changes
00:39:17but not 18
00:39:21well
00:39:22are you even going to
00:39:23attempt to compete
00:39:24or do you just want to
00:39:26give me the theater now
00:39:28no one can do that
00:39:29we should just give up
00:39:31come on Sophie
00:39:32there has to be some chance
00:39:33okay you don't
00:39:34know what you're talking about
00:39:36I can't do that
00:39:37no one can do that
00:39:39you're just some dumb girl
00:39:40with money who tried
00:39:41to get into magic
00:39:42but you don't know
00:39:42anything about magic
00:39:44can you put that guy
00:39:45on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:46are you going to come out
00:39:47here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:49or can I get ready
00:39:50for my first photo shoot
00:39:52as the new master of magic
00:39:55come on
00:39:56one of you
00:39:56at least has to try
00:39:58I can't lose this contract
00:40:00I have children
00:40:00that are my responsibility
00:40:02and they will starve
00:40:04Sophie
00:40:06Eugene
00:40:07figure
00:40:08if I had my hand
00:40:10I would try
00:40:12but I don't even think
00:40:13I would stand a chance
00:40:14well well
00:40:16looks like I won
00:40:18sir
00:40:19are you hiring
00:40:22really
00:40:23you're going to betray
00:40:24your boss
00:40:25right in front of him
00:40:26might as well
00:40:26you can't go down
00:40:28with a sinking ship
00:40:29of losers
00:40:29sorry Samuel
00:40:30you should not put your faith
00:40:31in a stupid girl
00:40:32who doesn't understand
00:40:33the first thing about magic
00:40:34it's over
00:40:35the theater is mine
00:40:39I failed them
00:40:41I failed the orphanage
00:40:44might as well go with them
00:40:46Daniel
00:40:48hey watch
00:40:48where are you going
00:40:52what is he doing
00:40:55we still have a shot
00:40:57I'm going to take it
00:40:58Daniel stop
00:40:58you can't just go out there
00:41:00and embarrass yourself
00:41:00I won't let you
00:41:02do you trust me
00:41:07and with the Kensington team
00:41:09giving up
00:41:09the winners are
00:41:11wait
00:41:15the Kensington team
00:41:16sold us to do their
00:41:16quick change act
00:41:19that's adorable
00:41:20do you even know
00:41:21what a quick change act
00:41:22is prop boy
00:41:24I'll manage
00:41:25really Samuel
00:41:27you're sending out
00:41:28the help again
00:41:28this loser
00:41:30has no chance
00:41:30of beating Kate
00:41:31sir we tried to warn him
00:41:33but Samuel
00:41:33just wouldn't
00:41:34listen
00:41:35this worker
00:41:36conned him
00:41:36just like he conned
00:41:38the judges
00:41:38in the last round
00:41:39hey that's not true
00:41:40the only reason
00:41:40why he's here
00:41:41is because Bree
00:41:42has a little crush
00:41:43on him
00:41:43that's enough
00:41:43ooh
00:41:44is that what's going on
00:41:46the producer's
00:41:47amateur boyfriend
00:41:48is trying to save
00:41:49the show
00:41:50that's really cute
00:41:51I said that's enough
00:41:53Daniel
00:41:54are you ready
00:41:57your time starts
00:42:01now
00:42:11we're waiting
00:42:13look at all these
00:42:14quick changes
00:42:15he's going so fast
00:42:16I can't keep track of them
00:42:21hey honey
00:42:22it doesn't look like
00:42:23magic's your thing
00:42:24but I'm always hiring
00:42:26boys to do my laundry
00:42:28what are you doing
00:42:30boy
00:42:30just trust him
00:42:32he has it under control
00:42:33are you kidding me
00:42:34if he has it under control
00:42:36I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:42:38hey Bree
00:42:38you might want to
00:42:40turn around for this one
00:42:41okay
00:42:41your boyfriend
00:42:42is about to reveal himself
00:42:43for the fraud
00:42:44that he truly is
00:42:45seriously get off the stage
00:42:47you look like a fucking ass
00:42:50yo buddy
00:42:50you're not getting 18
00:42:51bro
00:42:52can I get out
00:42:53Daniel
00:42:54what are you doing
00:42:55are you happy
00:42:56you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:57and wasted
00:42:58my precious time
00:43:05time
00:43:06time is a funny thing
00:43:08isn't it
00:43:09see we always complain
00:43:10that time goes by
00:43:11too fast
00:43:12but in moments like
00:43:13these it's like time
00:43:16stand still
00:43:20your technique wasn't
00:43:21bad
00:43:22just wasn't the
00:43:23master of magic's
00:43:24technique
00:43:27this is
00:43:31what's he gonna do
00:43:32let's find out
00:43:37I'll blink
00:43:47congratulations
00:43:48one change in 30 seconds
00:43:50I win
00:43:52but you can't call that
00:43:53a competition
00:43:53what a waste of time
00:43:55Sophie at least
00:43:55would have had a chance
00:43:56well I think we know
00:43:57who won this contest
00:44:00you sure about that
00:44:19how'd he do that
00:44:2177
00:44:2478
00:44:33ladies and gentlemen
00:44:34we have 78 changes
00:44:37I can't believe it
00:44:38it's not possible
00:44:39it's impossible
00:44:42it's impossible
00:44:43for mere mortals
00:44:45but not
00:44:46for the master of magic
00:44:48wait
00:44:49is he the real
00:44:51master of magic
00:44:53the misdirect
00:44:54you used
00:44:56showmanship
00:44:57the transformation
00:44:58on a massive scale
00:45:01ladies and gentlemen
00:45:02you have just witnessed
00:45:03the return of a legend
00:45:04because this man
00:45:06is the master of magic
00:45:08oh my god
00:45:11oh my god
00:45:14I knew it
00:45:16I knew it
00:45:16oh
00:45:18cause
00:45:20I just made an axe
00:45:22of myself
00:45:23in front of the real
00:45:25master of magic
00:45:26with that question
00:45:27I believe I see
00:45:28for all three judges
00:45:29to declare that
00:45:31Daniel
00:45:31is the winner
00:45:32of this competition
00:45:33ladies and gentlemen
00:45:34you heard it
00:45:35Daniel wins the competition
00:45:39Daniel
00:45:40Daniel
00:45:41Daniel
00:45:42Daniel
00:45:44Daniel
00:45:45Daniel
00:45:46Daniel
00:45:46Daniel
00:45:47Daniel
00:45:47Daniel
00:45:48please
00:45:49please forgive me
00:45:50I was just so inspired
00:45:51by example growing up
00:45:52that I feel as if you've been with me
00:45:54every step of the way
00:45:55how dare you lie to me
00:45:57you swore to me
00:45:58you learned everything from him
00:45:59you're nothing but a fraud
00:46:00get out of here
00:46:06I spent the last six years
00:46:08looking for you
00:46:09I'd almost given up hope
00:46:10I'd ever find the master of magic
00:46:12cause I know that before
00:46:14you were the master of magic
00:46:15you were a world class cat burglar
00:46:21tonight
00:46:21the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:46:24will have its biggest influx of cash
00:46:25in over a year
00:46:26I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:46:29I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:46:32that you'd make more in one night
00:46:34than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:46:36here
00:46:39down payment
00:46:40to show you I'm serious
00:46:42so what do you say
00:46:44ready to make some real money
00:46:48I won both rounds of the competition
00:46:50didn't I
00:46:51well
00:46:52yes
00:46:53then Mr. Kensington
00:46:55gets to keep his theater
00:46:56that was the deal
00:46:58right
00:46:58of course
00:47:00but what do you think of my offer
00:47:03what do I think of your offer
00:47:10now why don't you get out of here
00:47:12before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:47:17that was so good
00:47:22wow
00:47:23everybody
00:47:24give it up for the master of magic
00:47:27wow
00:47:30you know Daniel
00:47:32when I first saw you
00:47:33I knew that you were special
00:47:34yeah of course
00:47:36I mean even an idiot could see
00:47:38he was the master of magic
00:47:40and honestly
00:47:41I just feel
00:47:43so honored
00:47:44to be standing in the same room as you
00:47:47right now
00:47:48wow
00:47:50you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:52after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:55oh no we were just joking
00:47:58right
00:47:59guys
00:48:01you're gonna stay with us
00:48:02right
00:48:03Daniel
00:48:04yeah
00:48:04of course he's gonna stay with us
00:48:06we're just
00:48:07you know
00:48:07showing him some love
00:48:09yeah
00:48:10the three of you
00:48:11your actions were a disgrace
00:48:14disrespecting the greatest
00:48:15magician of all time
00:48:18I think
00:48:19Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:48:21punishment
00:48:22punishment is a very strong word
00:48:24no we don't
00:48:25I don't like that
00:48:26you know
00:48:28I do think
00:48:30maybe a little public humiliation
00:48:33will do you three some good
00:48:40I know I see it
00:48:42that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:44disgusting
00:48:46what are you doing
00:48:47we have to go here
00:48:50so
00:48:53so
00:48:55you're really him
00:48:58master of magic
00:48:59I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:49:04if you want to stay
00:49:07I gladly open for you
00:49:09and give you the marquee performance
00:49:11but
00:49:12whether you stay or leave
00:49:14it's
00:49:15it's completely
00:49:17your decision
00:49:19so what do you say
00:49:22if you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:49:24you'd hate me
00:49:27I'm not the master of magic
00:49:30that may be true
00:49:31but
00:49:32but
00:49:33nobody else
00:49:34could ever do
00:49:35what you did up here
00:49:40Daniel
00:49:43Daniel
00:49:43Daniel
00:49:44Daniel
00:49:47Daniel
00:49:48Daniel
00:49:49Daniel
00:49:49Daniel
00:49:49Daniel
00:49:49Daniel
00:49:50Daniel
00:49:50Daniel
00:49:53Daniel
00:49:53if you're still the same
00:50:13the older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:50:16Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:50:21When it mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:29Eric knew what he was doing.
00:50:31And he was so proud of you.
00:50:33The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:39What?
00:50:40Eric believed in you.
00:50:42And your gifts.
00:50:44Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:46You're still the master of magic.
00:50:49You just have to claim it.
00:50:57Where'd he go?
00:50:58Daniel! Daniel, we won an interview!
00:51:00In here.
00:51:12I could have sworn you went this way.
00:51:13You just have to be here somewhere.
00:51:22You're films.
00:51:24Ah, well that sounds...
00:51:27awful.
00:51:27You're.
00:51:28Hmm.
00:51:29Hmm.
00:51:30Hmm.
00:51:31Hmm.
00:51:35Hmm.
00:51:35Hmm.
00:51:44Hmm.
00:51:46Hmm.
00:52:03You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:10Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:15So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:33This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:52:36Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:53What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:56Good business.
00:52:58That's what happened.
00:53:05This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:07He owns the orphanage.
00:53:09You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:10Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:13Silly boy.
00:53:14Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:18I was out in two years.
00:53:19And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:21As well as this place.
00:53:23It's mine.
00:53:24I bought it.
00:53:25And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:27To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:29And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:31You're a monster.
00:53:32Nah.
00:53:33If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:36Oh, you can't, because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:42See this watch?
00:53:43This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:46So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:51I'm gonna get it.
00:53:52Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:56Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:58Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:54:03But you can't be serious.
00:54:05What about the children?
00:54:07Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:54:10Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:12Yeah, you are.
00:54:14But, listen.
00:54:17You can stay at my hotel.
00:54:19Ten grand a night.
00:54:21You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:24I didn't think so.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:29Paying once millions for this place.
00:54:33I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:38You'll have your money.
00:54:40Oh, yeah.
00:54:43Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:45Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:51I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:54I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:18I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:24Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:55:31Lily.
00:55:32System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:37Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:43And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:48They're good.
00:55:50Almost as good as me.
00:55:52Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:56:03So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:13I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:16And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:19Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:22And then, snip his manhood off.
00:56:25We don't need a knife.
00:56:26I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be peeing up.
00:56:32Ladies, please.
00:56:34Let's make a deal.
00:56:40See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:44If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:54How did he do that?
00:56:56Well, this is Vapus.
00:56:58He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:57:00Give us a moment.
00:57:05There's nobody here.
00:57:07Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:08I like it.
00:57:09He's clearly in all of these ends.
00:57:11It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:57:13We could double cross him easy.
00:57:17All right.
00:57:18We'll let you help us.
00:57:20And we'll even let you in on the cash.
00:57:23But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:29I'm listening.
00:57:31You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:34Clear it out.
00:57:35Bring us the chips.
00:57:36You have five minutes.
00:57:38Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:41Look at him.
00:57:43This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:46First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:48You got that.
00:57:49A key.
00:57:51And then...
00:57:53Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:55Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:57You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:10He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:12Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:14Hopeless.
00:58:14This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:16Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:21Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:58:23Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:58:24I need a drink of water.
00:58:26He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:28Look at him.
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Are you serious?
00:58:35She's dying so nervous.
00:58:36I'm a whole soda walker and then you can't watch her step?
00:58:37I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:39I am so sorry.
00:58:40Here, let me just...
00:58:40Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:42No, no.
00:58:42Get off of me, man.
00:58:43This is garbage.
00:58:44Sorry.
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:45Garbage.
00:58:46Just...
00:58:48He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:50He could grab the case.
00:58:52He's a little bit of a failure.
00:58:53I've seen enough.
00:58:59You had your shot and you blew it.
00:59:02Like the same thief you are.
00:59:04Now you can go.
00:59:05You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:09Best in the world, huh?
00:59:12Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:26Impossible.
00:59:27He never even opens a chip cart.
00:59:30Who is this guy?
00:59:31Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:34How...
00:59:35How did he do that?
00:59:37Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:39Ladies?
00:59:41Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:43No one is that girl.
00:59:46He probably already hit him off his sleeve.
00:59:49That makes sense.
00:59:50He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:53If he's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:55We wouldn't want to double-class the bra.
00:59:56He's the perfect dumb taxi.
01:00:00All right.
01:00:01They'll let you help us.
01:00:03But don't get in our way.
01:00:07Deal.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:12Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:14I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:17All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:19Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:22This is child's play.
01:00:24Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:26It's time for a distraction.
01:00:29When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:34Your plan is broken.
01:00:38What did you just say?
01:00:40I said your plan is broken.
01:00:42Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:45Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:49And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:59That's what I thought.
01:01:00Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal schoolable.
01:01:04Now shut up and watch her professional work.
01:01:07Look, idiot.
01:01:09Watch her sway.
01:01:13It is already starting to work.
01:01:26Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:30She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:32And before then, the headless monocle.
01:01:35So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:38You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:43Oh, my God.
01:01:46Oh, my God.
01:01:53God.
01:01:54Oh, that scent.
01:01:55I can't resist.
01:01:56Halt!
01:01:58Halt!
01:01:59Get back to your post.
01:02:00What are you doing?
01:02:03Damn it.
01:02:04The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:02:06It's fine.
01:02:07I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:08And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:02:12They do not have time.
01:02:13We need a new distraction now.
01:02:19Let's see him.
01:02:20When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:02:23We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:27You go.
01:02:30Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:02:31These vortexes on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:33I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:36Exactly.
01:02:37He'll get arrested, and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:40This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:44I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:52Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:54He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:57Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:03:29Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:31I'm going back.
01:03:32No, babe.
01:03:35I want to see him fail.
01:03:38Then, we will cut.
01:03:51No way.
01:03:56Oh, my gosh.
01:03:57Amazing.
01:03:58On your first try?
01:04:00Jackpot?
01:04:01How did he do that?
01:04:02Oh, I can't.
01:04:03He probably just got lucky.
01:04:04That's not the real distraction.
01:04:18The slot machines are paying out.
01:04:29All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:32That's impossible.
01:04:33Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:35Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:36Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:44No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:46Right.
01:04:46When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:51He's going in the vault.
01:04:52He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:05:00Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:05:02to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:06Trying to go in without us?
01:05:08Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:05:10to take a piece out of you if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:13Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:05:18What places?
01:05:19How did that happen?
01:05:27You were going to pay for that.
01:05:29Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:30And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:35That's right.
01:05:36We're too good.
01:05:37We are professionals.
01:05:38You are just some nobody who thinks of you magic things
01:05:41who's in our league.
01:05:42Oh, whatever.
01:05:43Step aside.
01:05:44We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:46It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:52Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:55She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London,
01:05:57the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:06:00I can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:06:02Just as I thought.
01:06:04Three lockers, mechanical combination,
01:06:06and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:08No wonder only one thief
01:06:09has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:12Me.
01:06:14Fortunately, that one thief
01:06:16was me six years ago.
01:06:20Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:31One down.
01:06:32Three to go.
01:06:38Intruder alert.
01:06:39False entry detected.
01:06:41Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:43Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:45We have to make it stop.
01:06:46Just give me a minute.
01:06:47We don't have a minute.
01:06:48How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:50Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:52Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:54Eleven.
01:06:55Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:56you've done this before, so...
01:06:58You're not a problem.
01:06:58Stop bothering her with your questions
01:07:00and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:07:02Five.
01:07:04Four.
01:07:05Three.
01:07:06Two.
01:07:08Three.
01:07:09Two.
01:07:10Two.
01:07:12Intruder alert cancelled.
01:07:15Got it.
01:07:17Sure you did.
01:07:19How was I supposed to know?
01:07:20The interior had been modified to lock
01:07:22like an IBV international vault.
01:07:24You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:27Like I did.
01:07:28Uh, give me another second.
01:07:30Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:32Hold on.
01:07:34I'll give it a shot.
01:07:36You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:38I am the one who cracks the safe, not shoot.
01:07:41Stop distracting her.
01:07:42This is a job for the pros.
01:07:44Alisa, you got this.
01:07:45No, she doesn't.
01:07:46What are you talking about?
01:07:48She won't get it open.
01:07:49The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:51You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:52You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:08:00Got it.
01:08:02She won't get it open.
01:08:04Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:09What is it?
01:08:10What's wrong?
01:08:13It's hollow.
01:08:15The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:18Look, the guard's almost here.
01:08:19I can help.
01:08:19I'm fine.
01:08:20Idiot, I almost found it.
01:08:21Alisa.
01:08:26Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:28And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:30and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:36Hold yours.
01:08:37Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:40Don't worry.
01:08:41We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:49What the hell are you doing?
01:08:51Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:54He's drunk.
01:08:55He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:56We're just seeing it now.
01:08:58Well, if you'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:59you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:09:02All security personnel,
01:09:03we have a secret code 9 at the vault.
01:09:06Thumbs up.
01:09:07Tickle him.
01:09:11Now for the magic words.
01:09:16Open sesame.
01:09:26How the hell?
01:09:27Impossible.
01:09:28Who are you?
01:09:30Have you ever heard?
01:09:31Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:42What the fuck?
01:09:46God damn.
01:09:47There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:50I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:52I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kiski and see.
01:09:56Oh.
01:09:57Oh.
01:09:57Oh.
01:09:59Oh.
01:09:59Oh.
01:10:00Oh.
01:10:04Bingo.
01:10:08Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:11Just taking my share.
01:10:13You think you are so smart.
01:10:16Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:10:21We played you the entire time.
01:10:24And you didn't even notice.
01:10:25You see those cameras?
01:10:28They've been recording us the entire time,
01:10:30except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:34All of us.
01:10:35Except for you.
01:10:36You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:39You were just our fault.
01:10:41That is what happens when you try to run the city, girls.
01:10:44Enjoy prison.
01:10:46Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:48It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:53Whoa.
01:10:55This is more than I even thought.
01:10:58Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:11:01Come on, ladies.
01:11:02We can't stand around.
01:11:02Pack up.
01:11:04Who's this?
01:11:05Oh, no one.
01:11:07A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:10We had him take the fall.
01:11:12He was easy.
01:11:12Almost a little too easy.
01:11:14It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:11:17Sorry, buddy.
01:11:18But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:21I'll remember that next time.
01:11:25Hey.
01:11:26Wait, wait, I know that voice.
01:11:28Who?
01:11:30Who are you?
01:11:33You know exactly who I am.
01:11:37You stupid broads!
01:11:38Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:40A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:42Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:44He is a nobody.
01:11:45He's not a nobody, he's...
01:11:47Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:49He's just our patsy.
01:11:50We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:52He wasn't in your web.
01:11:54You are in his.
01:11:55You fools!
01:11:57Please.
01:11:58Please don't do this.
01:12:00Let us go.
01:12:01Relax, Richard.
01:12:02I can do anything crazy, like...
01:12:05Reactivate the alarms.
01:12:06Oh, thank you.
01:12:08Because I already have.
01:12:13What?
01:12:18What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:20And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:23You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:25Steal my stash?
01:12:26No.
01:12:28Not here.
01:12:29Not on my turf.
01:12:32Oh, Jesus.
01:12:34The three links, huh?
01:12:36KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:40The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:43My pink ass.
01:12:45Oh, God.
01:12:45And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:48The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:51Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:57And you.
01:12:59That mask.
01:13:02I know you.
01:13:03You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:08Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:13:10But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:14I put him down like a dog.
01:13:17I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:20Tell you what.
01:13:21We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:30Well, I knew it.
01:13:31You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:39That's not my blood.
01:13:46You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:50And you know why you didn't?
01:13:53He blinked.
01:13:54Get him!
01:13:58Sweet.
01:13:59You guys brought flowers.
01:14:16Freeze!
01:14:24That's enough.
01:14:31What?
01:14:33How did you do this?
01:14:34I sowed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:38What the hell happened?
01:14:40Why am I tied up?
01:14:41Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:45Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:47I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:50Why would I go to prison?
01:14:52You're the thief.
01:14:53You're stealing from me.
01:14:56It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:15:02Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:15:05Because who the hell are you?
01:15:10I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:14No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:15No!
01:15:16No!
01:15:17No!
01:15:17No!
01:15:18No!
01:15:20No!
01:15:20No!
01:15:21No!
01:15:22No!
01:15:23No!
01:15:24No!
01:15:25No!
01:15:26No!
01:15:27No!
01:15:27No!
01:15:29We did it, Erik.
01:15:31Untraceable bitcoin, cryptocurrency.
01:15:33Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:37We did it.
01:15:44and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows and the library
01:15:52we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:58to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:16:05mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:16:12magician okay i guess we'll see you nicely always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:24ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:30the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:40charity angier
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