00:00Every friendship has its ups and downs,
00:02but true friends stick around no matter what.
00:04Unless those downs are bright red flags.
00:07We're discussing what we're willing to tolerate
00:08from our friends and what's a hard no.
00:11This is red flag, green flag.
00:13Da-da-da-da-da-da!
00:15OK, your married friend is pushing you
00:16to hook up with the hottie you met on vacation.
00:19Woo!
00:20Let's see, I'm no man.
00:21Woo!
00:22Woo!
00:23I think it's that one hottie that got me.
00:26That's right, that's right.
00:26Oh, my wife's watching.
00:27Whoa!
00:29What?
00:30This is being filmed?
00:31This is Jack's friend, the handsome Mark Britt.
00:34Hi.
00:35I was guilty of this once I had a friend who was single.
00:38I was trying to, like, nudge her toward this other famous person.
00:41We're at, like, an awards show, and I was like, hey,
00:43I think he's down to come, whatever.
00:45I was getting more drunk myself, and I realized
00:47over the course of the night, I was going to this famous actor
00:49being like, you should keep hanging out with us.
00:52You were that girl?
00:53Unsolicited on my friend's behalf, but as the night wore on,
00:56I was like, oh, he thought it was me.
00:58No.
00:59And I was like, embarrassed.
01:03Sorry, James Marsden.
01:04Oh!
01:06It was not on my behalf.
01:08Your friend really, really wants to go on a long hike
01:11on vacation two days in a row.
01:12That's me, so that's a good one.
01:14Oh, that's OK.
01:15No.
01:15Let's just go.
01:16You would hate vacation with me.
01:17Not two days in a row.
01:18I hate hiking.
01:19Your friend is too active in the group chat.
01:23Oh.
01:24I, for me, just, uh, no, I can't keep up.
01:26I'm on a few group chats right now where I'm like,
01:27you guys are wearing me out.
01:28What are you talking about?
01:29You never text back.
01:30I know, because it's like, if people are active,
01:33it's like, hey, I'm just going to.
01:35You don't get in there that often.
01:36Wait, what do you do if you want a group chat to end?
01:39Do you do the really awful thing and say,
01:42Coleman Domingo has left the chat.
01:43That's the worst thing.
01:44I think that's the worst thing.
01:46If you ever leave a chat, it feels so violent.
01:49It feels violent.
01:50It's violent.
01:51Their preferred communication method is the voice memo.
01:55I don't like it.
01:56Oh, I love it.
01:57I don't like it.
01:58I'm a voice memo.
01:59I'm going to send you one right after this, Tina.
02:00We do it all the time.
02:01They cold call FaceTime you.
02:03Yeah.
02:04I love doing that.
02:05I love cold calling.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Will, Will, no.
02:07You're on the fence, Will?
02:08It doesn't, but it doesn't pick up.
02:10Oh, I'm going to do it to you more.
02:11I mean, it takes a long time to put this together.
02:15Your friend is big into crypto.
02:17That's the mark of the moron.
02:19Yep.
02:19Your friend shares your secrets with their partner.
02:23Whoa.
02:25But I think that's the thing that we all do.
02:26I think we all do that.
02:27Yeah, that's true.
02:28Yeah, we all do that.
02:30Your friend wants to get matching tattoos.
02:33That's very nice.
02:33Yeah, I think it depends on the friends.
02:35It depends on the friends.
02:36It depends on the friends.
02:38Do you have any tattoos?
02:38No, I have no tattoos.
02:40Your friend brings their partner to every hang,
02:43invited or not.
02:44Sorry.
02:45That's tough.
02:46Sometimes you've got to read the vibe of it.
02:47Yeah, so if it's not invited, sometimes there's a reason.
02:50Like, maybe your friend needs to tell you something.
02:52Your friend has an annoying pet.
02:55You don't like that pet.
02:56You do have a friend like that.
02:57It's OK.
02:58Your friend is consistently 30 minutes late to everything.
03:02Oh, fuck that.
03:03But listen, I have a couple of best friends that are always,
03:06always late, and you just go.
03:0730 minutes?
03:08Yeah.
03:09And you just know that that's them,
03:10and you let it go, or what are you going to do?
03:13Your friend wants to go on vacation to New Jersey.
03:17Oh, yes.
03:18I love New Jersey.
03:19I like New Jersey.
03:20Honestly, it's a vibe.
03:22We had a really good time in New Jersey.
03:24We did.
03:24It's a beautiful state.
03:26Wait, what are you guys talking about?
03:27Marco and I are going to Mikado's.
03:29What are you doing in New Jersey?
03:30Do you think anybody is going to judge me for drinking with a baby?
03:34On the Jersey Shore boardwalk.
03:37You find out they listen to music and podcasts in public with no headphones.
03:42Oh, I hate it.
03:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
03:43Who does that?
03:44Your friend really, really wants to name their child something interesting,
03:48like Cove.
03:49Cove.
03:50Now do the gender reveal.
03:52All my friend's kids have, like, old lady names.
03:54That's their business.
03:55It's their business.
03:56Your friend is keeping secrets from their spouse, like, say, lying about training for
04:02a marathon or that they smoke weed.
04:03I just hate running.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:07Please don't be mad.
04:09Whatever.
04:09It's not my...
04:10I mean, it's not my...
04:11That's their business.
04:13They haven't watched the four seasons on Netflix yet.
04:16What?
04:18What are you waiting on?
04:20I mean, it's not my...
04:20I mean, it's not my...
04:20It's not my...
04:20It's not my...
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