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My Lazy Ex-Husband Is the Supreme Mage HD
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Protect the gang
00:30Protect everyone
00:31No one falls
00:44We'll handle this
00:55Seal?
00:57What's Seal?
00:57Go back
00:59Help!
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now!
01:24Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Varada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one, sacred seal, find the demon
01:57Caroline, don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17Master Caroline, the king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25Just an avatar and we still can't stop it
02:28Then tell me there's another way
02:30There is
02:32We bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Oi!
02:42ROBERT
02:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm over
03:14Go fuck him.
03:26This presence... impossible.
03:29Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:40Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The legendary Spirit Raven?
04:01To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:05Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage.
04:08The kingdom is saved!
04:11Quickly, after them!
04:25Screw off!
04:31Halt!
04:36Wait... a black panther?
04:39A unicorn?
04:40A divine crow?
04:41And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds?
04:44Could he be?
04:45Heh.
04:47Hey, what's this look for?
04:48Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair!
05:01Are you well?
05:02You lowlife!
05:03What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistair Ashford.
05:09It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:12Ashford?
05:13Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes.
05:16Hence I bear her name.
05:17Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:24Oh.
05:24You did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:26You are... a mentor!
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This... this is the fruit of the gods!
05:33It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me?
05:39How did she know I was here?
05:41No.
05:41His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
05:44I passed by by chance.
05:46Mentor, please come with me to the royal city.
05:49A spring banquet invitation?
05:50I'm not interested.
05:51Please, I beg you.
06:00Cairn!
06:01How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:03Stop, Knight Elwyn!
06:05Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My lord.
06:10I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
06:13Please don't let trash like Cairn waste your time.
06:16Trash?
06:17Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairn!
06:28Drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once!
06:36Drop that straw at once!
06:43My lord Duke, are you well?
06:45This countryside is dusty.
06:47Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:48Please, take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit.
06:52Yes, right away.
06:57Cairn!
06:58Show some respect.
06:59A duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
07:08Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop!
07:13I just love eating these.
07:18Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:28Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked.
07:31We need to return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
07:39us.
07:41No time, I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it!
07:44The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level seven mage exam, totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only seven?
07:56You still need to try harder.
08:02Elivan, I'm ahead.
08:03Get stoned to the city.
08:04No excuses.
08:15Cairn!
08:16Coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:25He won't listen?
08:27Tie him up to Royal City.
08:28Now!
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir, we're just doing our duty.
08:33We hope you...
08:40This urgent?
08:41Guess I gotta go myself.
08:53Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant!
09:02This barrier checks magic and wealth!
09:04You're nothing but dirt!
09:06Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:12If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:18Ex-wife!
09:20High Knight Elwyn!
09:23If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall!
09:27Get back to your pig pet!
09:29The entry tax is 100 gold!
09:32You'll never scrape that up!
09:34Not in a lifetime!
09:54My money!
09:55Catch it!
09:57My gold!
09:59My gold!
10:05Halt!
10:06Pay your gold here!
10:07And show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit.
10:11No papers either.
10:17That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:24What's going on here?
10:26Sir!
10:27This peasant's got no gold!
10:28No papers either!
10:36This...
10:37will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:48The barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital, mobilize the army, access
10:52the royal treasury.
10:54Valid.
10:54Valid for 100 years.
10:57Solon the First.
11:00How is this possible?
11:01Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:03This letter's full of holes!
11:05Idiot!
11:06This is the late king's edict.
11:07Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:19Just doodled this years ago.
11:21And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:24Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Commoner!
11:29Lay a hand on the holy pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:38Vedantes Ely!
11:39A arctic ice wolves pulling her carriage!
11:42Truly a level 6 ice make!
11:53Good heavens!
11:54Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
11:56Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
12:00It's been too long.
12:01You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ely.
12:03What's that revolting stench here?
12:05Guards!
12:06Throw this fleet out!
12:07I came at Alistair's invitation and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:12Look.
12:13She's here.
12:14Ex-wife?
12:15Him?
12:16The High Knight of the Empire?
12:17This beggar's completely insane!
12:20Cairn!
12:21How dare you set foot in the sanctuary!
12:23Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath!
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving.
12:28I have an invitation.
12:31You forged this invite!
12:33Rot in the dungeon!
12:35My fire magic!
12:36Gone!
12:37Devoured!
12:37How dare you!
12:38Using dark magic to mock the Vectrapt!
12:44Enough!
12:45You have an invite?
12:47Then follow the rules!
12:49Step through the judgment porch!
12:51Live or die!
12:52You take the risk!
12:53This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
12:56Cairn!
12:56You can still back out!
12:58Before it's too late!
13:10Impossible!
13:11He has no magic era!
13:12None at all!
13:13Seize him!
13:14Uncover his dark magic!
13:15Last chance to save you!
13:17Confess!
13:17And I'll let you walk free!
13:19Just a servant's invite!
13:21Farmer!
13:22This is your limit!
13:24Step closer!
13:26Blast for me!
13:28The Duke's invite won't do!
13:30How about this?
13:33This strange power!
13:35Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation!
13:42It's the Grand Mentor's scroll!
13:44Only three exist in the world!
13:46Who exactly are you?
13:53The Grand Master's scroll!
13:55Where did you get it?
13:57Cairn!
13:57Cairn!
13:58Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's relic is a felony?
14:00Beg the Earl's mercy!
14:01Say you found it!
14:02Found it?
14:03I've got dozens of these at home!
14:05Old man, can I go in now?
14:08Attendance!
14:09Escort this gentleman in at once!
14:11Elevin, come with me!
14:22Elevin, tell me the truth!
14:25Who exactly is Cairn?
14:27He's just a peasant from the countryside!
14:29No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's scroll!
14:32My lord!
14:33Shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:35No, Elevin!
14:36Your ex-husband is no ordinary man!
14:38You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
14:41I'd be grateful to him?
14:43Enough!
14:43Go keep him company!
14:46Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
14:49Introduce you?
14:49He's just a-
14:50Elaine!
14:51Is this how you treat a guest?
14:53Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
14:55No, my lord.
15:01Find out.
15:02Where did this scroll come from?
15:20Did the high night order cut pay?
15:22Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:25Lady Ellie, when has a bumplin' like his ever seen such delicaties?
15:29Don't throw out the leftovers, pack them for Mr. Cairn.
15:31It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
15:36Cairn!
15:36Stop eating!
15:37Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
15:40Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
15:41This turkey's good, bit undercooked though, wanna bite?
15:43You!
15:50Lady Liliana!
15:51This little mage looks mighty familiar.
16:02Is that Countess Liliana?
16:04I'd die just for one look from her!
16:06Wipe that drool off your face.
16:08She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
16:10You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
16:20So, you like Liliana?
16:33Shut up, you peasant!
16:35That's the Countess!
16:36How dare you speak her name!
16:39Cairn, stop this madness.
16:41She's a level eight mage, knighted by the King himself.
16:44Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee?
16:46Right, I remember her now.
16:48All these years and only level eight.
16:51Her talent is mediocre at best.
16:54Level eight is mediocre?
16:55You're a magicless loser, how dare you!
17:00Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her.
17:03Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy.
17:06Even Kamis feels unworthy.
17:08Who do you think you are?
17:09Listen closely, farmer.
17:13A sage's disciple is royalty.
17:17Even Count Dexter bows to her.
17:19Being in her presence is the greatest honor of your pathetic life.
17:23No.
17:24You've got it all wrong.
17:26I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
17:30I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
17:34No!
17:44Could it be...
17:45Lady Liliana?
17:50Lilz!
17:50Look at me!
17:55Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
17:58Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast eases the King's burden tremendously.
18:02Lylee.
18:04Cairn, are you fever-y?
18:05The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last ten years combined.
18:08He's been stuck in the sticks way too long.
18:10Gone plain crazy.
18:11If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded by now.
18:15Relax.
18:16I'm just gonna go say hi to Lilz.
18:18Wait here.
18:19Alone?
18:19And Lilz?
18:20Are you insane?
18:22Don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
18:27Lilz!
18:28Hey!
18:31Over here!
18:33Is that slob insane?
18:35Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
18:37He's swaggering just cause his ex-wife's the High Knight.
18:40Total lack of decency.
18:42Knight Paramount so promising.
18:44How's she married to someone like him?
18:45With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
18:50Stop!
19:01Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
19:03Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
19:06What a farce!
19:08The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair!
19:15The scroll.
19:16Now...
19:17Throw him out!
19:25My lady.
19:26This peasant knows nothing of decorum.
19:29I'll remove him at once.
19:34Mr. Kane, it really is you
19:43Look at the little crybaby all grown up
19:45You've even learned how to put on airs
19:50Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana
19:55Just here for the show
19:57Oh, there's someone you should meet
19:59My ex-wife, Elwhan
20:06So it's you
20:07I thank you for the care you showed my mentor
20:10Liliana, listen
20:11This is not what you think, I
20:13Look at you
20:15Where's that supreme night pride?
20:17Cat got your tongue?
20:18Come, little Lylee
20:19Let's talk in private
20:23What the hell is this?
20:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
20:27I want answers too
20:32Master, I know her
20:34The High Knight is a legend
20:38So, what's your take on her?
20:40Impressive
20:40Level 6 mage ed, supreme knight
20:43He has a bright future ahead
20:45I meant as a woman
20:48Is she wife material?
20:50Does she have the...
20:51She's striking
20:51But her arrogance is...
20:54Unbearable
20:56But I trust your judgment
20:57Perfect
20:58Help me win my ex-wife back
21:03Sorry, that's her
21:05She won't
21:14How?
21:15Why would she do this?
21:17For a mere farmer
21:24Mentor, just tell me
21:25What do you need me to do?
21:27Just sing my praises a little
21:28Tell her about my good qualities
21:30I'll take care of the rest
21:32Elwhan, darling
21:33Little Lylee here
21:34She would love to have a word with you
21:41I'll let you two ladies chat
21:42There are some fine wines in the foightware
21:44I'll get some
21:56Lord, is there something you needed?
21:59Elwhan, please
22:00It's just us here
22:02I just wanted to say
22:03Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface
22:07My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes
22:10I once held out hope for him myself
22:11Even married him
22:12But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent
22:16Perhaps
22:17What he's been guarding isn't potatoes
22:20But all of us
22:21The entire kingdom
22:22Entire kingdom?
22:23You cannot be serious
22:24He's just a deadbeat
22:26I take my eyes off him for one second
22:28He finds a new way to embarrass me
22:30No, Elwhan, listen to me
22:31You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable
22:35Caring
22:42The inscriptions are wrong
22:43No wonder something's felt off here
22:52Cain, get back
22:53Have you lost your mind?
22:58Elwhan, put a leash on your stupid mongrel
23:00How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy
23:03He broke the sacred inscription
23:05It's over
23:06The gods are going to punish us
23:08Broke what?
23:08I just fixed it for you
23:09Don't mention it
23:13We're doomed
23:14This time he's not just being stupid
23:16He might get us all killed
23:18Mr. Stone was right after all
23:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago
23:23It was Lord Silamus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact
23:28Lady Liliana
23:29You have my word
23:30I'll take good care of Mr. Stone
23:33Kid
23:34I like you
23:36Mr. Stone, if I may
23:37Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that
23:40Just who are you, really?
23:42Oh, you could say I'm her mentor
23:44Mentor?
23:45I get now
23:46Oh, you get it, do you?
23:48Keep it down just between us
23:49Keep what down?
23:50Lady Liliana's an orphan
23:51She grew up in a small village
23:52You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
23:55Well, if you want to look at it that way
23:57I suppose you're not wrong
23:59You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky
24:03Now get out of my sight
24:04What a complete waste of my time
24:08The Bumpkin
24:11That's the one, the Bumpkin
24:12Throw him out
24:13Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
24:16Go, get the hell out of here
24:17Or we'll do it for you
24:18Going where, exactly?
24:24Going where, exactly?
24:26Out of the Sanctum, where else?
24:28Out of respect for Commander Elevin
24:29I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own
24:33Trust me
24:34You don't want to be carried
24:39Carried out, I was invited here
24:44You mean this scroll you stole?
24:47Stole?
24:48I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day
24:51Still lying?
24:52Fine
24:52I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge, you filthy shit
25:14Mentor?
25:16Mentor?
25:31Is that really you?
25:32Mentor?
25:33Is that really you?
26:02That resonance?
26:04I knew it
26:05That's Mentor
26:20That's the Oracle Mentor's power
26:22He's summoning us
26:23Get my horse
26:24Now
26:25I'm going to the Sanctum
26:26Move
26:35You filth
26:36What evil trick was that?
26:39Was that...
26:40Elemental collapse?
26:41Don't tell me this peggant has been hiding his true power for the whole time
26:45My apologies everyone
26:46I went a little heavier than intended
26:48Didn't mean to give anyone a fright
26:51Son of a bitch, I'll have your head!
26:56How dare you!
27:00So it was Liliana striking from the shadows all along
27:02Who could have imagined her magic would be this overwhelming?
27:05Cairn!
27:05What have you done?
27:06Meddling with the Mentor Scrolls could get us all killed!
27:09Honey, I really didn't...
27:10Wait!
27:11Elwyn, he's...
27:12My lord!
27:13The man can't even cast a basic formation
27:15There is no way he has the ability to use dark magic
27:17Lady Liliana
27:18Please quell your anger
27:20Might I ask what exactly this guard did to offend your guests?
27:23Were it not for the occasion
27:24I assure you he would not be walking out of here
27:27You idiot!
27:29Apologize!
27:29But my lord, you were the one who told me to
27:31I said enough
27:32My orders were to invite Mr. Cannes Stone to the auction
27:34Who told you to put your hands on him?
27:36Auction?
27:37That's right
27:38The Diablo Legion's invasion is imminent
27:40All those attending the banquet must donate treasures for auction
27:43To serve as military funds
27:44That's right
27:44I donated a log sword and sunk in Rongristol
27:46What about you?
27:48Mr. Stone
27:48As Lady Liliana's honored guest
27:50You're not going to enjoy this charming banquet without bringing anything on you
27:54A treasure auction?
27:56Your folk really have some weird tricks
27:58Cairn, shut up!
28:00This isn't some stupid market that you go to
28:02Everyone has to present a treasure engraved with a magic signal
28:05You came here with nothing
28:06Do you want to be punished in front of everyone?
28:08A treasure?
28:09We can barely keep the mice fed back home
28:12Where would I get something like that?
28:14Every coin from tonight's auction goes straight to the army
28:17Your behavior now isn't just embarrassing
28:19It's an insult to the crown
28:21So loyalty is measured in gold now?
28:23By that logic, every one of these spoiled lords is a more devoted patriot than you'll ever be
28:27I am begging you!
28:29I spent three years clawing my way up to this rank
28:31You have no idea how many people in this room are just waiting for me to crash
28:35Just go, for my sake, if nothing else
28:41Look, take my sword, that's your donation
28:43But this is the token of our bond, the gift I gave you on the day you became my wife
28:47You will donate it now, then leave
28:50No!
28:50I refuse
28:51Commander Elavian, no need for the scene
28:54If your ex-husband wishes to participate, we welcome any contribution, however modest
29:08Here, take this flower to the auction
29:10I promise you it'll go for the price of ten cities
29:15Cairn!
29:16A dead flower?
29:18You're trying to pass off a dead flower?
29:20Do you have any idea how much worse you're making this?
29:25Wait, is that the blessing of eternal life?
29:27A single petal from that flower can cure any illness, even reverse total mana collapse
29:32And she just ground it into the floor?
29:34Do everyone a favor and see yourself out
29:37You're bringing the whole room down, and Lady Liliander with it
29:40My lords, I deeply apologize
29:42He has a... condition
29:44I'm taking him out right now
29:48What condition?
29:50I feel fantastic
29:53The body's in great shape, too bad about the brain
29:56Oh, let it go
29:57We can give Elin that much, at least
29:59Think of it as a learning experience for men
30:02Enough!
30:03If he insists on staying, then sit down, all of you
30:15Lord Alistair!
30:16Your arrival is an absolute blessing upon the Sanctum, my lord
30:19My lord, the auction is about to begin
30:21The other guests will be absolutely thrilled to see you
30:27No, absolutely not
30:29I cannot let the Oracle Mentor see me looking like this
30:31My lord?
30:33Find me a room, immediately
30:34I need to wash up and change
30:36Go!
30:42Look, that's the Supreme Knight's ex-husband
30:44Mud still clings to his feet
30:45A peasant like him could never afford a proper treasure
30:48Not even in hundreds of years
30:55This core's quality is off
30:56Don't touch it!
30:59Lady Elowen, all seats are taken
31:01You'll have to sit there at the far edge
31:05Look!
31:06A seat custom made for our special guests
31:12We stand to protect our kingdom
31:15While others only come here to freeload
31:24Good heavens!
31:26Lady Liliana sitting in such a shabby spot
31:31She lowers her status
31:33Just to enlighten this hopeless commoner
31:40We have special guests today
31:42So I shall restate the rules
31:44Lest our distinguished outsider remain ignorant
31:48Excuse me!
31:49This is not the time for snacking
31:51Sir, please conduct yourself accordingly
31:57Oh, that is appalling
31:59How dare he disrespect Lady Liliana
32:03Sorry, couldn't help myself
32:05It's very delicious
32:06Sir, listen carefully
32:08The rule of this auction
32:09Donors and their relatives
32:11Are for bidding on the original items
32:13If no objection
32:15By the gods
32:16The bidding begins!
32:22All right, everyone
32:23You are given me
32:23What am I gonna do?
32:23I will make you
32:23What am I doing?
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