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00:00:02Good night's rivalry matchup is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks
00:00:06versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam
00:00:26when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis Blake Ashburn
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14You got this, huh?
00:01:15What the fuck?
00:01:17What the fuck?
00:01:19Hey, hey! We're done!
00:01:21We're done! We're done! We're done!
00:01:22We're done! We're done!
00:01:23And there is the Thunder Hawks!
00:01:29Adam! Adam! Adam over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god! Adam!
00:01:58You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:07But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:25So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:41Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god!
00:03:06What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14You guys.
00:03:15Oh my god.
00:03:25Oh my god!
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:28I'm fucking stupid.
00:03:32I can fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna break my fucking heartache.
00:03:37Blue schools for him.
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashburn.
00:03:54Blake Ashburn.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:15Lucy.
00:04:17This is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:22I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:40Well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy, you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low, even if you're looking at him.
00:04:56You're like the biggest man-whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back!
00:05:05Hey, what's this? I'm looking.
00:05:06Man-whore?
00:05:07Can't enjoy some art?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop.
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:14No, no, no. Hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not fooling myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31Alright, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we were going to have like a future together.
00:05:39So, it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey, it's alright. Listen.
00:05:47Just relax, I'll take my shirt off and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Nah, come on.
00:05:50Huh, no.
00:05:52Alright.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed, everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around with this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:40Oh my God.
00:06:44Oh my God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn of all
00:06:54people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02No.
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My man.
00:07:06I mean, you gotta admit that it was pretty funny, right?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car.
00:07:10And he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15Let me have some mystery.
00:07:16Oh my God, I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:20You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get you.
00:07:38So what?
00:07:39I should just...
00:07:41Just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurt you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:07I think you sleep with me.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:17Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No.
00:08:23Absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen.
00:08:24You pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the game.
00:08:28But it's not real.
00:08:29It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off.
00:08:34It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest manwhore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That manwhore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:39It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous and he's going to regret that he ever
00:08:45hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:47I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52Don't cheat, bro.
00:08:54Alright.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:01Give it!
00:09:02Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:21Oh my fucking god.
00:09:23Oh my god.
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:27Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What...
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously.
00:10:07That outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:24Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:27Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Like, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex, you're wasting your time.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:25Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:37Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck.
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:54I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:03Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:09Oh shit.
00:12:11I have to go alone with this.
00:12:16Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:21Hmm?
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam, forget about them.
00:12:37They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's going to work, trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:49Yeah.
00:12:51Let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:12:54Let's move.
00:13:11God.
00:13:13She looks incredible.
00:13:17What what do I look okay perfect let's do this
00:13:44you ready what if he doesn't even come in here did you see that look on his face
00:13:50the look of pure jealousy he's gonna come in here trust me all right I'm ready when you are
00:14:04okay you guys kind of like kissing a mannequin but you can do better than that I'm just nervous
00:14:10okay why don't we take a deep breath the first rule is eye contact what limits you is confidence
00:14:25move the way that you want to move trust yourself and number three physical touch touch me like you
00:14:34want me to feel you take every moment every second and lean in like you want to tell me a
00:14:43secret okay
00:14:48your turn
00:15:02just trust me
00:15:24she wouldn't and perfect let's roll and now for a little surprise we're going behind the scenes
00:15:31catch star player blake ashburn before the game
00:15:39oh
00:15:55all right you guys come on get the fuck out
00:16:00fucking vultures
00:16:02fuck you okay oh my god it's the camera
00:16:07I'll handle it be professional
00:16:16can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there who was that
00:16:20is she one of your latest flings
00:16:21fine no I'm too funny man oh come on a young athlete you has got to have a rotating roster
00:16:28of girls
00:16:29no you see that girl was uh
00:16:34she's my girlfriend
00:16:47and actually I'm going to win the game for instance
00:16:50so if you'll excuse me
00:16:51Mr. Blake please can you tell us more we'd love to know more please Mr. Blake
00:16:59what have I done
00:17:09isn't that the girl from the jungle
00:17:10oh god I am so humiliated
00:17:14the one Blake called his girlfriend
00:17:16she's so lucky
00:17:18huh
00:17:24you think you can just steal my girl
00:17:26I already did
00:17:28good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:30you know I had her screaming my name last night
00:17:38what the fuck is that
00:17:39hey we're done we're done
00:17:41he started it
00:17:43let's go let's go to the box
00:17:44tell me what you want because I know I'm your obsession
00:17:51Blake
00:17:51you gotta hold this
00:17:54no
00:17:54stop Blake
00:17:58and the number two
00:18:00don't do that
00:18:03go Blake
00:18:04Blake
00:18:05Blake
00:18:06Blake
00:18:06Blake
00:18:06Blake
00:18:07Blake
00:18:08Blake
00:18:10what do they got huh
00:18:12good job
00:18:13so tell me
00:18:15now that I've won
00:18:17do I get a kiss
00:18:18do I get a kiss
00:18:25okay
00:18:26it's just for show
00:18:29and I'm gonna kill him later
00:18:38a couple hours ago I wanted to kill you
00:18:41but
00:18:43your plan worked
00:18:44so
00:18:45sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend
00:18:49ugh
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that
00:18:53why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to
00:18:57skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that
00:19:01thanks
00:19:02wow
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was
00:19:05you know what I was thinking?
00:19:07my plan worked so well
00:19:08and Adam got so mad
00:19:11why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14you know
00:19:14till the end of the season
00:19:15you know I'll win the playoffs and you'll get your revenge
00:19:26okay
00:19:26rules
00:19:27rules
00:19:28love her
00:19:29good
00:19:31okay
00:19:31rule number one
00:19:33we only do what's necessary
00:19:35no random touching
00:19:36well what about
00:19:37now hear me now
00:19:38what
00:19:44oh
00:19:45oh
00:19:45no no no no
00:19:46sit
00:19:46hey
00:19:47you can look but you can't touch
00:19:49unless it's necessary
00:19:52okay
00:19:53alright
00:19:54mmhmm
00:19:55rule number two
00:19:57is
00:19:57uh
00:19:59no hooking up with
00:20:01uh
00:20:01other
00:20:02other people
00:20:03no hooking up?
00:20:05why?
00:20:06cause you're jealous?
00:20:09what?
00:20:11no
00:20:12it's not why
00:20:13okay
00:20:13I just
00:20:15uh
00:20:15I think that we need to make the story believable
00:20:18story
00:20:19yep
00:20:20okay fine
00:20:21three
00:20:22okay
00:20:23we
00:20:24have to go to events together
00:20:25so
00:20:26games
00:20:27the dining hall
00:20:28for lunch
00:20:29um
00:20:29the charity gala
00:20:31what about the post game victory party that's happening
00:20:34tonight
00:20:35it's tonight?
00:20:37mmhmm
00:20:38mmm
00:20:38mmm
00:20:39I don't
00:20:39I don't have anything to wear
00:20:41so
00:20:42what are you talking about?
00:20:43you're wearing the perfect outfit right now
00:20:46they're trusting
00:20:48welcome to the team Lucy
00:20:53no touching
00:20:54no touching
00:20:55shut
00:20:56shut
00:20:56shut
00:20:57shut
00:20:57shut
00:20:57shut
00:20:59okay
00:21:00breathe
00:21:01it's just a party
00:21:02a very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me
00:21:09oh
00:21:09oh
00:21:10look who it is
00:21:11yes
00:21:12Blake
00:21:13boys you guys doing a fucking job today
00:21:16boys
00:21:18this is Lucy
00:21:19hi
00:21:20Lucy
00:21:21our lucky charm
00:21:22oh
00:21:23god
00:21:25you guys all saw that
00:21:26hey and we appreciate what you did for the team
00:21:29he must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend
00:21:33it's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before
00:21:38oh
00:21:39uh
00:21:39he's had girls before
00:21:40lots of them
00:21:42alright
00:21:43take it in
00:21:45he's just
00:21:45he's never brought one to a party before
00:21:47huh
00:21:48so he'll sleep with them but he won't even invite them out
00:21:51just like I thought
00:21:52a man whore
00:21:54well I had to bring her out I mean
00:21:55my god look how good she looks in my jersey
00:22:02you're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05seriously?
00:22:08you're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10honestly Lucy this is getting pathetic
00:22:11you embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people
00:22:13and now what?
00:22:14surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16like this
00:22:17you know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19is you harassing me at a party
00:22:21why don't you get a light?
00:22:23burn
00:22:25damn
00:22:26get him
00:22:28i guess if you two are hooking up
00:22:29i have to offer you my sympathies Blake
00:22:31what is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33it means
00:22:34you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet
00:22:37get this right
00:22:38she just lays there dead like a starfish
00:22:40doesn't even move a muscle
00:22:42it's honestly weird
00:22:45i'm gonna murder him with my bare hands
00:22:48you know i haven't noticed anything like that
00:22:51not from my very thorough experience
00:22:54maybe the problem is you bro
00:22:55i mean Adam are you sure everything is working down there?
00:22:58i'm crying
00:23:02watch yourself Ashburn
00:23:04don't fucking touch her
00:23:06don't fucking touch her
00:23:10you're gonna regret you speaking like that again
00:23:12oh don't act like he didn't fucking love it
00:23:21alright you know what guys uh
00:23:22we're gonna go find the room
00:23:26what?
00:23:27later Fonzie
00:23:32like
00:23:33like what the fuck was that?
00:23:35nothing
00:23:35i mean it totally showed him up didn't it?
00:23:37oh my god
00:23:40this is all of a show
00:23:41but they're doing nothing in there
00:23:42alright
00:23:43it's time to celebrate
00:23:46sell what?
00:23:47some sex
00:23:49oh yeah Lucy
00:23:50right there
00:23:51oh my god
00:23:52we're not having fake sex with you
00:23:54you have to
00:23:55did you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56now's your chance to get some revenge alright?
00:23:58oh my god
00:23:59this is so humiliating
00:24:02it's quiet in there
00:24:04that Lucy chickened out
00:24:06come on
00:24:07I'm chicken
00:24:08okay
00:24:10oh my god
00:24:11yeah Blake
00:24:12mmm
00:24:13yeah
00:24:16jump up and down
00:24:17jump up and down
00:24:18okay
00:24:19wow Lucy you are so fucking bent
00:24:21oh
00:24:22yeah
00:24:23i've been stretching baby
00:24:25bend your little sluts
00:24:27oh
00:24:27oh what's that Lucy?
00:24:29i'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30so much bigger than Adam?
00:24:32yeah yeah
00:24:32you're getting a little slump
00:24:36jesus fucking christ
00:24:37what are they doing in there?
00:24:41oh my god
00:24:42Blake
00:24:43oh yeah right there Lucy
00:24:44don't stop don't stop
00:24:45right there
00:24:50take it home Lucy
00:24:52take it home Lucy
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:58Blake!
00:24:59did she just finish?
00:25:01that's it i'm going and
00:25:02go get him
00:25:06come on
00:25:07come on
00:25:08take your shirt off
00:25:10what?
00:25:12no i'm not taking my shirt off
00:25:13you have to take your shirt off or we're gonna get caught
00:25:15come on
00:25:26go get him
00:25:33you've got some nerve Lucy
00:25:34god you're such a fucking pervert
00:25:36what you just couldn't pass you the opportunity for another show?
00:25:38this is stupid
00:25:39i'm out of here
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:42i'm a fucking cuck
00:25:47oh my god
00:25:50wow
00:25:51that was uh
00:25:52too much?
00:25:53no no
00:25:54i'm uh
00:25:55very impressed
00:25:56it was very convincing
00:25:58you get so good at fake orgasm huh?
00:26:00i don't know i guess i've had a lot of practice
00:26:04at faking it?
00:26:09Lucy have you
00:26:11ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13no
00:26:15never
00:26:15never in your whole life?
00:26:17no
00:26:17like
00:26:17when me and adam would do it
00:26:19it was just like
00:26:20he'd finish and then that was it
00:26:21wow
00:26:22like pathetic human being
00:26:26yeah
00:26:32i could help you with that
00:26:37if you want me to
00:26:39is he serious?
00:26:41is this happening?
00:26:44do i want this to be happening?
00:26:47wait i can't trust blake
00:26:49he's a total playboy
00:26:50um
00:26:50well
00:26:51we have
00:26:53rules
00:26:53yeah i know
00:26:54i was
00:26:54i'm just saying
00:26:55well i don't know
00:26:57do you think we like took it too far?
00:26:59did we
00:26:59did we do too much?
00:27:00no i mean listen
00:27:02you didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04it was
00:27:05it was fake
00:27:06keyword fake
00:27:06it's not real it's just um
00:27:08you had to get revenge
00:27:10yes i know that
00:27:10then don't say stuff like that
00:27:12okay
00:27:12i got it
00:27:13strictly professional
00:27:14sound like i have feelings for you anyways
00:27:16good
00:27:17good
00:27:19alright
00:27:21i'm walking you home
00:27:21wait what we're leaving?
00:27:23yeah
00:27:25did i say something to upset him?
00:27:27let's get the fuck out of this place
00:27:30why do i feel like i just messed everything up?
00:27:38okay
00:27:39this one's me
00:27:41thank you for you know walking me home
00:27:43no problem
00:27:44i'll see you tomorrow?
00:27:45for fake dating purposes only right?
00:27:48obviously
00:27:50obviously
00:27:51obviously
00:27:54alright well
00:27:56good night
00:27:57good night
00:28:00good night
00:28:02good
00:28:03this is good
00:28:05definitely doesn't sting at all
00:28:14what are you doing?
00:28:15what are you doing?
00:28:16why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18i am kicking you out
00:28:19what?
00:28:20you can't just kick me out this is literally my room too
00:28:22yes i can
00:28:23i talked to housing
00:28:24adam's dad made a call
00:28:26no that is not fair
00:28:27what am i supposed to do?
00:28:28where am i supposed to go?
00:28:29this is my bed
00:28:30you slept with the enemy
00:28:32and cost adam his game
00:28:33what did you think was gonna happen?
00:28:35you slept with my boyfriend
00:28:36you should be the one to go
00:28:37you can tell your sob story
00:28:39to your fellow homeless friends
00:28:41what?
00:28:42no stop
00:28:44these are my clothes
00:28:45stop
00:28:46what are you doing?
00:28:47get out of my room
00:28:51where the hell am i supposed to go now?
00:28:56what's up lucy?
00:28:57you know if you wanted me to stay so bad
00:28:59you could have just asked
00:29:00i need to do a whole uh... strip tease
00:29:03well my roommate um... emma just kicked me out
00:29:07huh
00:29:10yep
00:29:12what do you need a place to stay?
00:29:14what?
00:29:15you can stay with me
00:29:18no
00:29:19i got two bedrooms
00:29:20and their own space
00:29:21but no
00:29:22that is
00:29:23that's a terrible idea
00:29:24we're fake data
00:29:25nobody would think anything of it
00:29:37it's a bad idea
00:29:39let's go
00:29:41oh
00:29:47so uh... your room is gonna be downstairs
00:29:50mine's upstairs
00:29:51but feel free to use the fridge, kitchen
00:29:55tv, it's all yours
00:29:56alright?
00:29:58you uh... want some wine?
00:29:59sure, yeah
00:30:05thank you
00:30:15i have a question
00:30:18what's your question?
00:30:20why are you helping me?
00:30:22because i like you
00:30:24lucy
00:30:25because we have a quest for revenge
00:30:27a common enemy
00:30:29i feel like
00:30:31there's something else
00:30:32and it's not just this
00:30:34rivalry you have with adam
00:30:36why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40my dad died when i was 16
00:30:44i'm sorry
00:30:45okay
00:30:48me and adam we were on the same team
00:30:49now he was one of the first people that i told
00:30:51and then he takes upon himself
00:30:54to go to the coach
00:30:55and tell him that my head's not in the right space
00:30:58that i'm distracted
00:30:59and i get kicked off the team
00:31:02that's ridiculous
00:31:03it was just me and my mom
00:31:06all we had was hockey
00:31:08hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again
00:31:12do you think she
00:31:12puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15yeah, absolutely
00:31:17but i think that's okay
00:31:19that's my job
00:31:27i think you're a lot more than just a hockey player
00:31:39it's been a long day
00:31:40get some sleep
00:31:46good night
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58no
00:32:00never had an orgasm
00:32:02no
00:32:14never had an orgasm
00:32:15strictly professional
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26yes
00:32:26stand for me please
00:32:30awesome
00:32:31thank you very much
00:32:32this was a bad idea
00:32:34a very thoughtful, well-intentioned
00:32:36incredibly bad idea
00:32:46god
00:32:46why do i have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50good morning
00:32:51good morning
00:32:54what is that?
00:32:59woo! sorry
00:33:02you're so jumpy this morning
00:33:04um
00:33:05i think it's just because i'm so excited about life right now
00:33:08um
00:33:09but uh
00:33:10i got practice at like 7.45 so i gotta go
00:33:11bye-bye
00:33:15hey little sis
00:33:16i heard what happened with emma
00:33:18the worst
00:33:21i gotta go
00:33:22bye
00:33:23bye
00:33:29i sent you a care package
00:33:30it should have arrived by now
00:33:32love you
00:33:42love you
00:33:42i just got it
00:33:43i'm gonna open it now
00:33:44love you
00:33:46i'm gonna open it now
00:33:51whoa
00:33:53how did my sister get me a fucking vibrator
00:33:57i'm not using that
00:33:59she's so funny
00:34:04i'm gonna open it
00:34:18i'm gonna open it up
00:34:21oh my god
00:34:23thank god
00:34:28in here
00:34:29i am gonna open it up
00:34:30oh my god
00:34:35Oh my god.
00:35:11Oh my god, Blake, you're so hot.
00:35:21For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace.
00:35:25How sweet.
00:35:34Oh shit, she found it.
00:35:39And she's liking it.
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now.
00:35:49Respect her privacy.
00:35:52I care so hot.
00:35:54Huh?
00:35:54She's thinking about me?
00:35:56This is really good.
00:36:00Phew, he's not home yet.
00:36:02That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was going to be.
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine.
00:36:14Your sister got you this.
00:36:18Oh my god.
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator.
00:36:22But then who?
00:36:27So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't for my sister?
00:36:33Um, no.
00:36:35That crosses the line so much, you cannot just...
00:36:39Come on, relax.
00:36:39Listen, you know, I was going to return it, but it seemed like you were enjoying it so much.
00:36:46So, you heard me?
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing, but then, uh, I heard you say my name.
00:36:54Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked it.
00:37:00This is getting way too real.
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay.
00:37:05All right.
00:37:06Stop.
00:37:06No, we're not doing this.
00:37:07Let's just end the contract.
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:11Um, after the gala, we're gonna be done.
00:37:13That's what you want?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:22That has to be what I want.
00:37:24You can't trust him, Lucy.
00:37:27Clearly, you can.
00:37:31Lucy, come on.
00:37:32Open the door.
00:37:33Look.
00:37:35It was my bad, all right?
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift.
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line.
00:37:39But just open the door.
00:37:41I'll make it up to you.
00:37:41I promise.
00:37:43How?
00:37:43I'll take you shopping.
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath MS Windows.
00:37:49Come on.
00:37:49I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala.
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall.
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel.
00:37:56Whoa.
00:37:59Did you say mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did.
00:38:03Fine.
00:38:03All right.
00:38:04Well, then your gowns and your pretzels will reach you.
00:38:06Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:21Come here.
00:38:22Come here.
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid.
00:38:33Put your arms up.
00:38:39God, look at his hands.
00:38:43I'm falling into you.
00:38:46No one loves me like you do.
00:38:50Thought that you and I were through.
00:38:53But I'm falling into you.
00:38:56I'm falling into you.
00:38:57I'm falling into you.
00:38:58I'm falling into you.
00:38:59I'm falling into you.
00:39:02I'm falling into you.
00:39:07Do it.
00:39:08Kiss me.
00:39:09Just do it.
00:39:12Hi.
00:39:13Welcome.
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi.
00:39:15Hmm.
00:39:15Um, yes.
00:39:16We are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:20I've got the perfect one.
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:39Blake.
00:39:41Uh, I think it's, uh, amazing.
00:39:45I think it's totally you.
00:39:47You're beautiful.
00:39:49You two are adorable.
00:39:51Such a lovely couple.
00:39:53Oh, uh, thank you.
00:39:55You know, I think so too.
00:39:57So what do we think?
00:39:59We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:04Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09Seems like a steal to me.
00:40:12Here you go.
00:40:19Hi.
00:40:21Oh.
00:40:25Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend, I'd buy you a lingerie.
00:40:28But you're not.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:32Hi.
00:40:33What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B.
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:38How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40I eyeballed my boobs.
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:42I can and I will.
00:40:48You're impossible.
00:40:49And you love it.
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:05I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:07I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be without you.
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping.
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one.
00:41:17Oh, yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18So sexy.
00:41:21Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:24What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think she'll look good in this?
00:41:27Actually, no, don't answer that.
00:41:27It's really none of your business.
00:41:29Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it.
00:41:30Not you.
00:41:31Sure.
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus.
00:41:36But I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot.
00:41:40Oh, my God.
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you.
00:41:49Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:51You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:53He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:41:58Hey, Adam.
00:41:59Watch her.
00:42:01Look her up.
00:42:02You're not his type.
00:42:05No, I don't trust you.
00:42:06And we're over.
00:42:07So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:10I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:12It's not like...
00:42:12Shut the fuck up.
00:42:17Adam?
00:42:17What is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:22Seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:27Come on.
00:42:28Let's go, baby.
00:42:34Hold up.
00:42:36Did that feel good?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It felt pretty good.
00:42:41You look good.
00:42:45So, uh, have we go get those bristles?
00:42:48Yes.
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:42:52Okay.
00:42:54Blake makes me feel so safe.
00:42:57But this is fake.
00:42:58This is all fake.
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07Can we please not start with this?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:11You're obsessed with her.
00:43:12At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:16Jesus Christ.
00:43:17Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:22Okay?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:36Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:40relationship?
00:43:41God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:43So, we got my suit.
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:48Together, we make the beauty and the beast.
00:44:00So, you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:04Why are you doing that?
00:44:06I'm sure you still want to go to the call with me.
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch who's just trying to destroy your
00:44:22confidence.
00:44:23All right?
00:44:23Don't let him.
00:44:24I'm serious.
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:30No, no.
00:44:31A million times better than her.
00:44:33In every single fucking way.
00:44:35Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:40She's mean.
00:44:41She's not nice.
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:48Believe that.
00:44:50And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:53You do?
00:44:54You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:55You're an amazing artist.
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:01And you know, you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly, so.
00:45:06I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:08Oh yeah?
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:10That's what you think.
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:13What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20What is that?
00:45:21I have a surprise for you.
00:45:24What do you do?
00:45:25Ta-da!
00:45:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:45:27Ha-ha-ha!
00:45:30Oh.
00:45:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:45:31Oh my God.
00:45:32It's so thick.
00:45:34Take a look.
00:45:34Let me see.
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37it's awesome super awesome you really didn't have to do that of course I did consider it like my
00:45:44thank you for you know letting me stay here and find me all these clothes and stuff yeah we did
00:45:50all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses too okay whoa I guess that too sure thank you for
00:46:01that you know it was my pleasure stop I'm serious you know you act like a cocky asshole but I
00:46:13think
00:46:13you're a pretty decent guy don't tell anybody I don't ruin my reputation don't worry I won't seriously
00:46:30thank you that's the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me I'm glad you like it I do
00:46:38you know I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam
00:46:42if Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight what would you say
00:46:53you know what don't answer that
00:46:58I'm sorry I asked
00:47:02well why don't we get dressed you know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight so I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:29oh they're all staring don't trip don't emotionally implode hey you look nice
00:47:38thanks egg not as nice as Sophia Blake's ex hi boys um what is that supposed to mean oh she
00:47:48was
00:47:49just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things she's a model you're nowhere near her league
00:48:00Emma why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on leave my girl alone come
00:48:05with me
00:48:15God don't listen to her you look beautiful he's just saying that how could he ever think I'm beautiful
00:48:22after being with someone like Sophia so this is it huh
00:48:30yep
00:48:32the charity gala
00:48:34the end of our professional agreement
00:48:39clean ending
00:48:39you know just like we talked about
00:48:43yeah
00:48:44clean
00:48:51well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53fake dating
00:48:55I knew it
00:49:00you too
00:49:02it's been fun
00:49:09you know it's crazy how
00:49:11easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:14yeah but after this we go back to real life
00:49:18yeah
00:49:19you got what you wanted right
00:49:20you showed him
00:49:21that you are so worth choosing
00:49:24I mean you are
00:49:30ladies and gentlemen
00:49:31we'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34well
00:49:35Blake can I say for just a second we got a few things we need to verify
00:49:41um yeah sure
00:49:43we're back
00:49:51Lucy
00:49:51can I talk to you for a minute
00:49:53Adam right now is not the time
00:49:55okay
00:49:55please just for five minutes
00:50:00okay
00:50:01sure
00:50:09I screwed up
00:50:10I know
00:50:11you cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:14Emma isn't you
00:50:15she never supported me like you did
00:50:18she never believed in me
00:50:19and I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22I just
00:50:23I was jealous
00:50:26I've actually missed you
00:50:27a lot
00:50:28breaking out with you
00:50:30was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:35God
00:50:36you're so beautiful
00:50:42really?
00:50:43yeah
00:51:00well I guess she got what she wants
00:51:03maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:09this should feel better
00:51:12what's wrong
00:51:13I
00:51:13you don't know
00:51:14this doesn't feel right
00:51:17what are you talking about
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me
00:51:22and make me jealous
00:51:23you
00:51:24you know that
00:51:26congratulations
00:51:27you made me jealous
00:51:28okay
00:51:29so
00:51:30I want you back now
00:51:31okay
00:51:31no
00:51:32no
00:51:33I did
00:51:35I did want you back
00:51:36but
00:51:37great
00:51:38I know I don't want
00:51:39I don't want that anymore
00:51:41that
00:51:42that kiss
00:51:42it didn't feel right
00:51:44and I'm sick and tired
00:51:46of chasing you
00:51:47okay
00:51:48so
00:51:48so this is it
00:51:49this is it
00:51:50we're done
00:51:52goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:52:01Adam
00:52:02give it a rest
00:52:03you only want Lucy
00:52:05because Blake
00:52:06wants her
00:52:06you don't know what you're talking about
00:52:13if he broke up with her
00:52:14you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy
00:52:26Blake
00:52:28where are you
00:52:28where did you go
00:52:35hey
00:52:36where did you go
00:52:41all right
00:52:43ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44the moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:46this year's youth sports
00:52:49impact award goes to
00:52:54Blake Ashford
00:53:01that's a good bullshit
00:53:06don't touch me
00:53:07okay it's over
00:53:14Blake are you here
00:53:16Blake
00:53:18well I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:20practicing his slap shots
00:53:36here you are
00:53:40you know if you want to package stuff
00:53:43go ahead
00:53:43don't mind me
00:53:46what
00:53:47you literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50really huh
00:53:51yeah
00:53:52you know I'm surprised you noticed if I was there
00:53:54and uh
00:53:54you seem pretty occupied
00:53:56you're all cozy
00:53:56it's your boy Adam
00:53:57oh
00:53:58oh
00:53:59hell yeah you saw that
00:54:00okay
00:54:00yeah I saw everything
00:54:02you know I thought that we were on a
00:54:04a quest for revenge
00:54:05but turns out you were just uh
00:54:07just trying to get back with it
00:54:08all right
00:54:08I'll admit it okay
00:54:10it was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11and it felt good
00:54:13okay but
00:54:14Lucy you were playing games with me
00:54:16let's be honest
00:54:17and that's okay
00:54:19but if you're playing games
00:54:21you know what that's fine
00:54:23we're gonna play my game
00:54:24let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:26no
00:54:26Blake
00:54:27I'm
00:54:28I'm not
00:54:33catch up
00:54:34no I'm not
00:54:35I'm not drinking that
00:54:36it's fucking disgusting
00:54:36Lucy I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:38kissing another man
00:54:39so why don't you just please
00:54:40drink it
00:54:42come on
00:54:44okay
00:54:46fine
00:54:57that is so strong
00:54:59oh my god
00:54:59it's like burning
00:55:01okay
00:55:06truth or dare
00:55:10truth
00:55:12you getting back together with Adam
00:55:15no
00:55:16Blake
00:55:17we are not back together
00:55:18what do you mean you're not back together
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21are you lying to me
00:55:22what
00:55:22Lucy please I can't take it
00:55:24do not lie to me right now
00:55:25no I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27if you would have let me finish
00:55:28that
00:55:28yeah okay
00:55:29you might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30but I hated it
00:55:31it was disgusting
00:55:32and
00:55:34I don't like him
00:55:35okay
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44tell me who you like Lucy
00:55:46and please be very specific
00:55:49mm-mm
00:55:51no
00:55:52it's your turn
00:55:54truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:55:57you have to kiss me
00:56:08and I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10oh my wish you will
00:56:12cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17you play with my heart
00:56:20like a tarot cards
00:56:22who am I fading your hand
00:56:25so when I fall down
00:56:33I fucking love this game
00:56:35remember
00:56:40what do you know
00:56:45you win the most right in about you
00:56:47oh I know
00:56:49truth or dare
00:56:52truth
00:56:53did you think about me
00:56:56when
00:56:57you know when
00:56:58of course I love
00:57:01and you
00:57:02did you think about me
00:57:04hmm
00:57:06Lucy
00:57:06I think about you
00:57:07every night
00:57:11I feel like you've taken at you
00:57:12yeah
00:57:13didn't work
00:57:15it was good
00:57:18but I don't know
00:57:19well let's fix it
00:57:21right now
00:57:32I don't want it to be fake
00:57:35it's not gonna be fake baby
00:57:37I don't want it to be real
00:57:42so
00:57:43I have a question
00:57:44okay
00:57:46just mean our deal's over
00:57:50fuck that deal
00:57:52it's always been real to me
00:57:54if this is real
00:57:55then
00:57:56there's always a chance
00:57:57my heart could get broken again
00:58:00what
00:58:01Lucy what are you doing
00:58:03talk to me
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad
00:58:07so
00:58:07I don't want to
00:58:09I don't want to disappoint you
00:58:11Lucy
00:58:11that would be impossible
00:58:13you are the most beautiful person
00:58:14that I have ever met
00:58:15and you care
00:58:16and you've never been with anybody
00:58:18that made you feel safe
00:58:19that made you feel loved
00:58:21but I'm here now
00:58:23it's just me and you
00:58:25there's nothing to fear
00:58:26I know
00:58:27and there's nothing to prove
00:58:30I'm really not
00:58:30I've been faking it for so long
00:58:32I want it to be good
00:58:36we're gonna take it slow
00:58:38we don't have to do anything
00:58:39that you don't want to do
00:58:47but you did say that you like somebody
00:58:50is it me
00:58:54yes it's you
00:58:56like I like you
00:59:00I've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02me too
00:59:05always
00:59:14I'm just kidding
00:59:15it's just kidding
00:59:24Give me one, give me one, give me one, one, second.
00:59:35Give me one, one, one.
00:59:57What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:01Yeah?
01:00:05Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very unthoughtable.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29Spending a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:33I would.
01:00:37I would.
01:00:41I would.
01:00:50I would.
01:00:52I would.
01:00:54I would.
01:01:06I would.
01:01:09I would.
01:01:27I would.
01:01:35I would.
01:01:39I would.
01:01:47I would.
01:01:52I would.
01:01:54I would.
01:02:07I would.
01:02:10I would.
01:02:22I would.
01:02:24Maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:38I would.
01:02:45I would.
01:02:48I would.
01:02:51I would.
01:02:54I would.
01:02:57I would.
01:02:57It's my boss.
01:02:57Yes, I would.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14Your call is forwarded to automatic voice message.
01:03:20Please pick up.
01:03:21I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look, I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:36We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay, just give me ten minutes, okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:01How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's going to be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:14So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20It's a go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Oh, my God.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:03You only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:10I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:15You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, alright?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:24You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff?
01:05:28Alright?
01:05:30That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about?
01:05:33I'm dumb.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't gonna believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma.
01:05:57But she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:01Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:05I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Oh no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:15It's hard to see Bas Bleak's charm.
01:06:17Or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:51See you later.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy!
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:17Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:21What?
01:07:22God, where the hell are you?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted, but I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:44I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:46I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What in this?
01:07:49Sophia?
01:07:51Oh my God.
01:07:53Oh my God.
01:07:55Oh my God.
01:07:56Oh, fuck.
01:08:07You've been quiet for like 10 minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:16Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy finally, but turns out they're
01:08:28all the same.
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They all fucking suck.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:44I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:24Be my guest.
01:09:26Um.
01:09:27So this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:29You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hey.
01:09:33Hey, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:45So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:52It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean?
01:09:55It's not what it looks like.
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:05You are a man whore.
01:10:06And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:09Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:11Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know,
01:10:31that maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:43But just so you know,
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:53Sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game, where the Leopard Seals take on the Thunderhawks!
01:11:18Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23Your Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here!
01:11:41Got it.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job.
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:00I don't.
01:12:02So why are you crying?
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:12Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy!
01:12:20I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:28Cool, I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:35That's my job.
01:12:36I take photos.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:54You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy.
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh my God, you're so needy.
01:13:22If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What? How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sofia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't do that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sofia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:46How are you gonna do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage, and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam.
01:13:57Time to hit the ice.
01:13:59Let's go.
01:13:59Got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's gonna break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:05I gotta save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted you.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm gonna destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:26Bring it on, John.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo! You're the best!
01:14:30Come on, Adam. You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake saw me!
01:14:35You're skates! They've been sabotaged!
01:14:37Don't drop the puck!
01:14:38I've gotta save him.
01:14:42Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:52Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rabid man seems to have run out onto the ice!
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Like, I had to save you.
01:15:15You're saving me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17Sorry, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No!
01:15:23No, no, no, no, no!
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him!
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:26You did, huh?
01:15:28I have to wait for a person.
01:15:30Now, the round cam seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating!
01:15:34Somebody get her on the TumbleTron!
01:15:36This is bullshit!
01:15:37She's lying!
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hell-bent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake
01:15:47Yeah, that's right, she pretended to date Blake just to get back at me and now she accuses me of
01:15:54cheating
01:15:55She's pathetic. Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:59Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:16:01Oh
01:16:08You got this Lucy
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake
01:16:13or so I thought it was like that but
01:16:17You know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy
01:16:20But that's actually you he is nothing like that. He takes care of me
01:16:26He supports me
01:16:28He he does everything I could ever ask for and it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore
01:16:34I've realized it's not and and I've realized that I actually love him
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn
01:16:51Oh
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now? No, we cannot get back to hockey. You try to break his fucking
01:16:56ankle
01:16:56You're jealous of his career. Well, you literally have like no proof. So can you just? Oh, you don't have
01:17:04proof
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates a sabotage and his ankles gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:17:13You fucking asshole. Here's your proof
01:17:16Asshole
01:17:20You gotta go. You're done. What? No, you're not gonna go go. This is
01:17:24Bullshit
01:17:24This is bullshit
01:17:27It's gonna be my nose
01:17:34Oh
01:17:39Hey, you're perfect
01:17:42Luz, did you mean what you just said back there? Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I do.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretending to be a bitch.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretend for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:03Woo!
01:18:05Come on!
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:11Give me another one.
01:18:13Well, in my 30 years of announcing,
01:18:16I have to say, I've never seen a more exciting start to a hockey game.
01:18:23You're doing great.
01:18:25So you won today.
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:30It feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not, you know.
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you can do the puck.
01:18:38Okay, what the puck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good.
01:18:42I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:46Yeah.
01:18:52Really good.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:02Yeah, calm down.
01:19:05Wow.
01:19:07You know, when there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:09We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole big dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33But I really wanted to.
01:19:35We'll see.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:41I just didn't know you.
01:19:45Sarah.
01:19:46I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:49I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:50I'm a dragon.
01:19:51I'm a moon.
01:19:52I'm a thorn I'm talking to.
01:19:54I'm a tongue.
01:19:56Can't do.
01:19:56Just one sip.
01:19:57I'm a t-t-t-t-t.
01:19:58You give me the butterfly.
01:20:00Are you going?
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02That's good.
01:20:03You give me the butterfly.
01:20:06I'm a brain.
01:20:07I'm a moon.
01:20:08I'm a thorn I'm talking to.
01:20:10I'm a tongue.
01:20:11Can't do.
01:20:12Just one sip.
01:20:13I'm a t-t-t-t-t.
01:20:14You give me the butterfly.
01:20:17I'm a man.
01:20:17I'm a man.
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