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00:00:05you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:11happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:59and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19the most evil man in vegas you sure about this he's dangerous i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:34and who the hell are you get these out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know who i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test
00:02:00barry
00:02:03so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing what do you think you're doing we're going to make barry's casino
00:02:14disappear
00:02:24now i already broken and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way to
00:02:29arrest you
00:02:30i'll arrest you for the hell kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:01what are you looking at me for get him
00:03:11uh
00:03:17uh
00:03:19uh
00:03:21uh
00:03:35Cut! Cut! Cut!
00:03:57Eric! No! Relax, little brother. Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric! This is all my fault. God! I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What? I need you to find me. Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Albra. Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay? Just hang in there. You're gonna be okay.
00:04:37Eric. Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed. If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri. And help her. But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend. Gotta be prepared.
00:05:29Thank you. I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy
00:05:34the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:39All right. All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:52All right, darling. You know the deal. There it is. There's the queen of hearts, right? Just gonna follow the
00:05:56queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen. Follow the dream. There it is, sweetheart. What do you say?
00:06:01This one. That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too. But hey, what do I know? Look at that.
00:06:08Oh. You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still gotta come
00:06:14with the payment. What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry. I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:25Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch. You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right? I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:38Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it? Really? Yeah? Is it important enough to play again? Hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on. What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this. Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting. I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that. You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby? Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win, she gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go. These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:34I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:48Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:58Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:35This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Were you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:44Have a good night, Green.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Great.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:59What?
00:12:02What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove see this stuff this stuff
00:12:14is to not be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three-star magician are you no not not since i was 12 after becoming the
00:12:37world's first seven-star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right
00:12:44you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians
00:12:57okay
00:13:01what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my gold zephyr
00:13:09deck
00:13:10the master of magic himself use this type of deck actually i prefer the platinum deck well if they're
00:13:16so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like they're
00:13:20just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is funny you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie help
00:13:35right
00:13:36yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:49hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:04you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:14i've never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here
00:14:19sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true of course not sir who are
00:14:28you
00:14:28gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel i've seen his skills he would
00:14:35never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you
00:14:51can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:04but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't fair i
00:15:14know
00:15:15but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he re it's okay
00:15:2515 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this
00:15:43Daniel you really don't have to oh the little prop boy has a little trick section now if i win
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating brie with more respect around here
00:15:53it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:57brie look at that you got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance
00:16:04in hell anyway. 15 seconds. Here we go. What's he doing? What he's doing is making a complete
00:16:18ass out of himself. 10 seconds. Oh, wow. Giving up already? Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good. I thought he would at least try. Getting security on the phone to
00:16:34escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:17:02Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that? There's no way. I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:17:19No. No, no, no. You clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us. I knew
00:17:24it. Yeah, of course. Just some amateur trying something stupid. Nothing but a cheap, lazy
00:17:28trick from the hack. Now, we've got a show to print. Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those
00:17:37cards and let's get to work. Come on. Samuel, you believe he really did it, right? I don't
00:17:46know what to believe. Come on. The show opens in a few days. We need to prep. Oh, you don't
00:17:54have to worry about prepping. This is not going to be a show. Who is this? It's Richard Kim. He
00:18:12produces every other magic show in town. Samuel hates him. Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater. Oh, no, no, my little friend. This is now my theater. What the hell are you
00:18:27talking about? I have a three-year lease with the owner. Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:33I bought the theater. Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour
00:18:39to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater. I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be. You're past your prime. My new show will triple your numbers. The contract
00:18:54can't be canceled. I'll lose everything. If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I
00:18:59grew up in that saved my life as a child will be destroyed. Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out. Hey, hey, hey, doll face. How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10while being cut in half and let the adults talk. I'm this show's producer. And if you cancel
00:19:15the show, I'll sue you into oblivion. Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance. A head-to-head magical competition. Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:28You keep your contract. My team wins. Your contract is terminated. Then you go back to
00:19:33doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds. Deal. Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with
00:19:42whoever you put him up against. Great. The competition will be tonight.
00:19:46Tonight? His cast doesn't come off for another week. Not my problem. Hope you have a good
00:19:51backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will
00:20:05get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry. We have an ace of our sleeve. Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20Asbestrick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us. All right? Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:27He's got world-class, real magicians. Yeah, no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone
00:20:33that Kin sends to us. And now, the challengers. Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Von Bjerg.
00:20:55Oh, no. Oh, God, no. What? How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars. He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy? Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass. Yeah, bring him on. Now, for the first act,
00:21:21or should I say miracle, before each magician is a glass of water, the magicians must turn
00:21:28their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out. The magician to stump the most
00:21:36judges wins. Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year. This plays exactly
00:21:43to his strengths. He's way beyond Xavier's league. We're gonna lose.
00:21:53Maybe not. Showtime. Xavier! Xavier, not you. What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:24What? He's not even a magician. He's just the guy that cleans up dust shit. Yeah, Xavier's the best of
00:22:29all of us. Yeah. Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy, but leave
00:22:32this
00:22:33the real magician. Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this. I mean, that guy is gonna piss
00:22:38himself out there. And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now. Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God. You're prop boy. You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid. This will be over real quick. And then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:17belong. It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act. You'll get beat so bad, you'll never
00:23:23see my big showstopper. Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act? He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:28I say he might even get a six-star soon. There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over
00:23:33a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay? He knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses. When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack. He's gonna make a fool out of all of us. It's a two-out
00:23:48-of-three
00:23:48competition. We need to judge their strength. Oh, I get it. You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out
00:23:56to get slaughtered. And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Where's that? He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are? Daniel. Just Daniel. Nice coveralls, Daniel. I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel. This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician. He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:25It's sad. He really thought that he could hang with the pros. No.
00:24:30You're sure about this? Trust me.
00:24:36Don't feel too bad. You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready? I was born ready. What about you, buddy? You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be. Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God. He's frozen with fear. Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Daniel? Was it stupid to pick him? Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely. Oh my God. What a shit show. He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie. This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:18I'm good.
00:25:21No. I'm good. That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit. Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready? Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention. This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:16That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges? Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done. If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done. You're three for three.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges. Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick? Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad. I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do. Please, enlighten us. Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:14All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot. Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel, you're up.
00:27:30What's he doing? He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there. Looks like your fella's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft. You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay? You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:04Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here. Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this. Now!
00:28:21You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help.
00:28:59Brie, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me. This is just sad.
00:29:20You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink. You'll miss it.
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:15I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:21No, I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it! This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:30:50What's he doing?
00:30:52He's doing such a cake knife.
00:30:54He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:03He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:21Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:28You're so young man, that's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:06I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely sunk.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:20Daniel?
00:32:21You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's correct.
00:32:49Amazing.
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:58I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:05Oh, my God, Daniel, you did it.
00:33:14With your help.
00:33:17I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No, no, he didn't transform anything.
00:33:37He didn't even teleport.
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill.
00:33:44Exactly.
00:33:45Okay, he probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow.
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic and an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41All right, who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:49See, you had your little fun in the first round, but now watch an axle prep.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Yeah! Get him, Sophie.
00:35:09Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh, you think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny. I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he disappeared.
00:35:47That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what? I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:37It is all about quick change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:36:59There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:38One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my god, that's her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing right now?
00:37:48She's about to break the record?
00:37:49You're about to break the record?
00:37:50Oh my god.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:53This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:09The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:42No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:46There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:12I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:20Eugene, figure?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:33Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:37You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:43Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:44You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:49The theater is mine.
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:09We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:12Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Marie, if you trust me.
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:29The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel?
00:40:42You're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Yeah, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:36Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:47He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:53Hey, Brie, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:10Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:20Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:31stand still.
00:42:35Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's right now.
00:42:53I'm blank.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23I checked it, it's wrecked him, right?
00:43:2476.
00:43:25What was I saying?
00:43:27What the?
00:43:28What the fuck?
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:44:04What the fuck?
00:44:07What the fuck?
00:44:07What the fuck?
00:44:07He's a real master of magic.
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:18Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:31I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:36Call.
00:44:38I just made an ax of myself.
00:44:41In front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I see for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by our example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:45:13step of the way.
00:45:13How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:39Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:55Here.
00:45:57Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:06I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:12Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:17Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:21What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Ugh!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow!
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, no, we were just joking, right?
00:47:20Guys, you're going to stay with us, right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, giving him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:29The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:44First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:00I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What in the scheme of a ghost?
00:48:08Just go!
00:48:08We have to go here!
00:48:10Why?
00:48:14So...
00:48:15You're really him?
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If, um...
00:48:26If you want to stay,
00:48:28I'd gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh...
00:48:33Whether you stay or leave,
00:48:35it's...
00:48:35Well, it's completely...
00:48:37Your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:42If you knew how I'd let Eric die,
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:50That may be true,
00:48:53but nobody else
00:48:55could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:02Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:08Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet...
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey!
00:49:29All this time and I didn't recognize you.
00:49:31Daniel Angier.
00:49:33And you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:49:39he'd come running.
00:49:42I want him out of the most.
00:49:44I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:52And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:03In your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:07You're still the master of magic.
00:50:10You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We won an interview!
00:50:22In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn you went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:44You're friends.
00:50:46Ah, well that sounds...
00:50:49Waffle.
00:50:49Yeah.
00:51:26You know.
00:51:28Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:37So...
00:51:38Are you ready to call yourself
00:51:40the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse
00:51:57than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why
00:52:00I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:03Okay.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:30He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws.
00:52:40They're only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:44As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor
00:52:50to squeeze every dime out of it
00:52:53and funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Ah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster,
00:52:58why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't
00:53:02because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money
00:53:11for the orphanage
00:53:12where you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it
00:53:18to me by noon tomorrow
00:53:19because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart
00:53:23from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson,
00:53:32what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel
00:53:42for ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay you once millions
00:53:55for this place.
00:53:56I mean,
00:53:57how am I gonna get that kind of money
00:53:58by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:06Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight,
00:54:10the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:54:11will have its biggest influx
00:54:13of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds
00:54:15of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist
00:54:44and save the orphanage
00:54:45in your memory, Eric.
00:54:49Oh, I see Richard
00:54:51got the three links
00:54:52to try to steal the money
00:54:53of top burglars
00:54:54in the world.
00:54:56Lily,
00:54:57system logistics
00:54:58and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa,
00:55:03who cracked the Kremlin's
00:55:04most secure vault
00:55:06three times.
00:55:08And Evita,
00:55:09who can seduce
00:55:10anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13they're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately,
00:55:18I can use that
00:55:19to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three
00:55:30are here to rob
00:55:31the Diamond Nebula vault
00:55:32as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think
00:55:40you are,
00:55:40idiot man
00:55:41with a dead fish.
00:55:42And tell her why
00:55:43she shouldn't gut you
00:55:44right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play
00:55:47with this little man
00:55:47for a little bit
00:55:48and then
00:55:49snip his manhood off.
00:55:51We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of
00:55:54tweezers would be
00:55:55being up.
00:55:58Ladies,
00:55:59please,
00:56:01let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you,
00:56:08I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't,
00:56:11I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably
00:56:25just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be
00:56:34a full guy.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly
00:56:37in your reason.
00:56:38It's not like
00:56:38he's a pro
00:56:38and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross
00:56:40and ease it.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even
00:56:47let you in
00:56:48all the cash.
00:56:49But
00:56:50you have to
00:56:51prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that
00:56:59cart of a deader boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that
00:57:05and we will know
00:57:07that you can be a part
00:57:07of this heist.
00:57:08Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child
00:57:11doesn't know the first thing
00:57:12about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First,
00:57:14you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then
00:57:20my own two
00:57:20writing system.
00:57:22Honey,
00:57:23you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten
00:57:26dealing with
00:57:26apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider
00:57:36than I thought.
00:57:37He's going
00:57:37in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware
00:57:40of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing
00:57:42is a waste of time.
00:57:43Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink
00:57:49during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink
00:57:52with water.
00:57:53He's only going
00:57:54to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz
00:58:06and a half.
00:58:06I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just,
00:58:08let me help you
00:58:09just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:13Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump
00:58:17and snatch.
00:58:17He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:20I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot
00:58:28and you blew it
00:58:29like the same thief you are.
00:58:31Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance
00:58:34to work with the best
00:58:35in the world, guy.
00:58:36Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe
00:58:40you can tell me
00:58:41how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even
00:58:57opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be
00:59:00the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough
00:59:06proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not
00:59:11come from the cart.
00:59:12Nobody is that girl.
00:59:14He probably
00:59:15already had them
00:59:16on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this
00:59:19like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur,
00:59:22which is good.
00:59:23He wouldn't want
00:59:24a double-classic bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect
00:59:26dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:29We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back
00:59:39to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards
00:59:44at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries
00:59:48sworn to protect that vault
00:59:50with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope
00:59:54and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able
01:00:01to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize
01:00:12how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents,
01:00:16kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume
01:00:19that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone
01:00:21that completely
01:00:21takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it
01:00:31to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up
01:00:34and watch a professional look.
01:00:36Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55her last conquest
01:00:56was the richest man
01:00:58in South America.
01:00:59She took him
01:01:00for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then,
01:01:03the head of Monica.
01:01:04So how exactly
01:01:06is her plan broken?
01:01:07You'll see for yourself
01:01:08in three,
01:01:09two,
01:01:12Oh, my God.
01:01:14Do you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:20Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:32Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume
01:01:34does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them
01:01:37away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid
01:01:39Captain Louise,
01:01:40I will try again
01:01:40any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need
01:01:43a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes
01:01:50to destroy the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards
01:01:53with gunstone.
01:01:56Here we go.
01:01:59Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach
01:02:01can't even try
01:02:02to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at
01:02:04how he walked
01:02:04right up to us earlier.
01:02:05Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested
01:02:07and that will be
01:02:08the big distraction
01:02:09that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:11really thinks
01:02:12he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blonde
01:02:23as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking
01:02:24right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was
01:02:30too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to
01:02:35gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless
01:02:38one-of-a-kind
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans
01:02:44and do anything.
01:02:46He's not even
01:02:47using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling
01:02:49with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going
01:02:51to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even
01:02:57distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even
01:02:59smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guard.
01:03:00My perfume is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:08he will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:28On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:31How did he do that?
01:03:32All I can't do is he probably
01:03:34just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not a real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:03Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look right when we need him to take the fall he'll still easily do
01:04:20it he's going in the vault he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31same vault i broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:37trying to go in with us don't think i want that little smoky here to take a piece out of
01:04:42you
01:04:42if you try to double cross us did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things
01:04:49what blazes how did that happen
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that don't worry it'll wash out and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:06that's right we're too good we are professionals you are just some nobody who thinks a few magic
01:05:12that exploits him in our league oh whatever step aside we are wasting valuable time it's time for
01:05:18the professionals to work alisa is the best safe cracker in the world she's cracked into safes at
01:05:27the bank of london the new york federal reserve and fort knox all in one week can't do that with
01:05:32you a little coin trick just as i thought three lockers mechanical combination and a biometric
01:05:38id reader no wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe yeah me fortunately that
01:05:47one thief was me six years ago is she really trying to take credit for my heist
01:06:10intruder alert false entry detected notifying authorities in 20 seconds alisa you triggered the
01:06:16door alarm we have to make it stop just give me a minute we don't have a minute how did
01:06:21you disarm it
01:06:21last time because it was you who cracked the safe right somebody shoved him up 11 well i'm just
01:06:27saying you taught us before so no problem stop bothering her with your questions and just standing
01:06:32in the corner like a good little boy five four three two
01:06:45intruder alert canceled
01:06:48got it sure you did how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an
01:06:55ibv
01:06:55international vault you should have stolen vaults blueprints beforehand like i did uh give me another
01:07:02second ladies we don't have another second hold on i'll give it a shot you really think you can be
01:07:10faster than me i am the one who cracks the safe not you stop distracting her this is a job
01:07:16for the
01:07:16pros alisa you got this no she doesn't what are you talking about she won't get it open the place
01:07:22where she's drilling it won't work you do not know what you're talking about you are nothing and you
01:07:26are a nobody
01:07:33got it she won't get it open go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door look the guards are
01:07:52here i can help i'm fine idiot i almost found it alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot and if he can't open it then we will tackle him and then
01:08:04say that
01:08:04we've stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours try not to screw up what i already started
01:08:13don't worry we'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds
01:08:22what the hell are you doing is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault he's drunk
01:08:28he's been drunk the whole time we're just seeing it now well if he'd stop talking and listen you'd
01:08:33hear the magnets sliding around inside all security personnel we have a complete code nine at the vault
01:08:39time's up tickle him
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:08:59how the hell impossible
01:09:02who are you
01:09:04what do you know what i hit ladies i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20god damn there's got to be near a billion in here i am taking a decade-long spot trip i
01:09:26am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:47you think you are so smart
01:09:50did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from
01:10:07the recording
01:10:08all of us
01:10:10except for you
01:10:11except for you
01:10:11you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:13you were just our fault
01:10:15that is what happens when you try to run this city girls
01:10:19enjoy prison
01:10:20mr kim
01:10:21we got it
01:10:22it's safe for you to come in
01:10:28whoa
01:10:29this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around pack up
01:10:39who's this
01:10:39oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy
01:10:47almost a little too easy
01:10:48it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:10:51sorry buddy
01:10:52but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:55i'll remember that next time
01:10:59wait
01:11:00wait i know that voice
01:11:02who
01:11:04who are you
01:11:07you know exactly
01:11:09who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads
01:11:14do you have any idea who you messed with
01:11:15a wannabe petty thief
01:11:17hey uh calm down mr kim
01:11:19he is a nobody
01:11:20he's
01:11:20he's not a nobody
01:11:22he's
01:11:22richard tranquilo
01:11:24he's just our patsy
01:11:25we had him in our web the entire time
01:11:27he wasn't in your web
01:11:29you were in his
01:11:30you fools
01:11:32please
01:11:34please don't do this
01:11:35let us go
01:11:36relax richard
01:11:38i can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the air
01:11:41alarms
01:11:41oh thank you
01:11:43because i already have
01:11:48what
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you
01:11:58you all
01:11:59you think you can just waltz in here
01:12:00steal my stash
01:12:02no
01:12:03not here
01:12:04not on my turf
01:12:07oh
01:12:08jesus
01:12:09the three links
01:12:11huh
01:12:12kgb
01:12:13annie oakley
01:12:14and penelope
01:12:15cruz
01:12:15the world's best cat burglars
01:12:18my pink ass
01:12:20oh god
01:12:21and that's richard kim
01:12:22isn't it
01:12:23the geriatric
01:12:25the geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the cretaceous period
01:12:26trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you
01:12:34that mask
01:12:38i know you
01:12:39i know you
01:12:39you're the son of a bitch
01:12:40that got me put away
01:12:42for two years
01:12:43well too bad it didn't stick
01:12:45huh
01:12:46but as i recall
01:12:47i did kill your brother
01:12:50i put him down like a dog
01:12:52i should have put you down that night too
01:12:56tell you what
01:12:57we're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now
01:13:06well i knew it
01:13:07you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:15that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking
01:13:24i didn't see how he did that
01:13:26and you know why he didn't
01:13:29he blinked
01:13:30get him
01:13:34sweet
01:13:35you guys brought flowers
01:14:00that's enough
01:14:08what
01:14:09how did you do that
01:14:11that sounded like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15the hell happened
01:14:17why am i tied up
01:14:18because the real police are on their way and i want to make their job easier on them
01:14:21oh and
01:14:22don't worry it's just a flesh wound
01:14:24i'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison
01:14:27now why would i go to prison
01:14:29you're the thief
01:14:30you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united states
01:14:38not even your billions can get you out of this
01:14:42because who the hell are you
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:14:50no no
01:14:53it's out of here
01:15:06We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:12and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors
01:15:24of the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:35to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:41Hi.
01:15:42Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show.
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:47Read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you nicely.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you to the newest member
01:16:05of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:08The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity, Angier.
01:16:19Charity, Angier.
01:16:20Charity, Angier.
01:16:21Charity, Angier.
01:16:21Charity, Angier.
01:16:21Charity, Angier.
01:16:22Charity, Angier.
01:16:26Charity, Angier.
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