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💞HOT SHORT 💞 My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36The Wipey- też jest w porównaniu!
00:37I-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
00:39-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B!
01:03filthy scavengers when lord poseidon ruled the deep you sky rats swore never to breach the
01:10surface poseidon fish food ages ago
01:40sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier I'm retired don't bring
01:45that crap to my door
01:50sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12sire you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king even poseidon self would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do turn me back right now
03:06sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against olympus we beg you
03:11Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by clamadia for years I'm retired I don't waste
03:16breath on crazy people
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:41get your hands off me creep sorry I didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here
03:59he's just a regular human a total nerd damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured
04:19I was drugged I was drugged this whole thing is dylan's sick setup if I don't mate someone
04:25before the timer runs out I die I really need this guy
04:33god damn you really know how to flip my switch
04:45i need more a lot more
04:56don't stop harder squeeze me tighter
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:12hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:15leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run damn it he tracked me
05:35leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:51why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:53you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything you actually
06:18fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now
06:30but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:20those assholes are back already
07:21what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's sea folk give him a wide burr
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
08:25you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about nothing it's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:43molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02mommy is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time
09:22find lily's real father leave her with him
09:26i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:45there it is
09:48i don't have much time to see me
09:50i don't have much time to see me
09:52i don't have much time to see me
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan
09:58lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter we need you now
10:22so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura she's got my blood
10:35who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:44mommy mommy
11:02it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property you filthy whore
12:11spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:38i
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:57boss soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have she's all we have left she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack
13:24you
13:27ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:37more
13:38more try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:27What a lively little snack. Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more? I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:45This guy's luck is insane. A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria. We've got a kid together now. I'm not letting anything touch. You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I- Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I- I'm not tasty. My mommy and daddy are super strong. Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl. Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha!
15:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:10I'd probably not try to make him happy since I lost it and rebelled over before I got into the
16:12Dark Secrets.
16:12You saw Incredible�� versus Abby Tam is beyond the
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:28you
18:31you
18:33Oh, my God!
19:00My liege!
19:02Have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it
19:04Please, spare my life
19:06No problem
19:07Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy
19:09Try to remember that in your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear
19:39Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight
19:49Yes, my leash
20:02My love, since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:20But Poseidon, guy's long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history
20:28Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore
20:42The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this
21:31I'm not wasting it on you
21:32I need a background check
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace
21:42You crash my spot, you die here
22:07Little fish
22:16Headed staff?
22:17One shot
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30One
22:31Two
22:36Thank the fates
22:37The boss is here
22:43Boss, this bum
22:51You idiot
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54You're done
22:55Get out
22:57In front of Poseidon
22:58Your ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now
23:21You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:27Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:32Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes, boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:58If she's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid
24:53Stay away from my daughter
24:54Don't you dare touch her
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:16Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:22Let my daughter go
25:23No, mommy
25:25I'm not leaving you
25:37Kids mine
25:38You die
25:43You poisoned me
25:47My poison fog
25:48The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you from the inside
25:53Give up
25:53You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:58I'm not letting you win
26:02You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kids coming with me
26:11Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:14Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:19I'm gonna have some fun
26:27Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:34Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:45Lily
26:45Run
26:46Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:23You touch my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:32Jack
27:34What the hell just happened
27:39You okay babe
27:40So you're the boyfriend
27:42Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone in your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:06You don't lose
28:07Shut up
28:07And go
28:08Now
28:21If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:23Goes with us demon
28:26Run all you want
28:27My pack tears you both apart
28:41Stepми
28:44No
28:45No
28:46I
29:02Oh, my God.
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily.
29:48Turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:44I'll oblige.
34:13You're half dead already.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra.
34:50The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing.
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:27We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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