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00:00:08I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shits the hackers trying
00:00:13to bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:16company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:20is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:00:27way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:37fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:40large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:58oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch
00:01:05Adidas scrape all the personal data
00:01:09Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them dude that was
00:01:13sick I was telling you just some sort of network maintenance lag but turns out
00:01:17you're a better programmer than I am how the hell did you get so good what you did
00:01:21it just now was legendary wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley
00:01:26tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net was that you
00:01:31all right look I have to tell you later my botnet just traced these hackers IP
00:01:37addresses say we're gonna have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect
00:01:40server which is gonna take some time I you guys can all head out I'll take it from
00:01:49here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:26go finally go finally oh slide out great hold on later
00:02:44you did it
00:02:47you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:03:00uh
00:03:11so who's this here a guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts I'm not sure yet I
00:03:17thought he was a network maintenance
00:03:18trash who knew he could ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss
00:03:22would put him in a more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your
00:03:29job
00:03:29description Brenda who the hell is this guy this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just completed his MBA
00:03:38at Stanford
00:03:40Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues
00:03:45am I looking at two employees from Dorsey tech or a couple eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:49honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team
00:03:55so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:00you're fired get out
00:04:03I just did that
00:04:05you know what they say about new management
00:04:08there's gonna be some layoffs
00:04:10time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:18okay listen up listen up
00:04:21I'm gonna need 150% every single day
00:04:24none of this half-assed bullshit anymore
00:04:26all right
00:04:30who does he think he is
00:04:32Elon Musk
00:04:35what the hell is this crap
00:04:37okay I need zero distractions in this office
00:04:40leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:45no
00:04:48that was limited edition
00:04:51oh boohoo
00:04:52it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working
00:04:56you're fired
00:04:58excuse me
00:04:59uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs
00:05:02and buy her a new one
00:05:03Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money
00:05:07right
00:05:07yes sir
00:05:14and what do we have here
00:05:15sleeping on the job
00:05:17good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you
00:05:22who am I
00:05:23doesn't matter
00:05:24uh you're fired
00:05:28me you're you're firing me
00:05:30yeah
00:05:30well you're firing me
00:05:31did I did I stutter
00:05:32I
00:05:33no
00:05:33um
00:05:34that's not uh
00:05:37that's uh that's not what I meant
00:05:38Fernando what does he do
00:05:40um he works in network maintenance
00:05:42what's his salary
00:05:44just about 500k a year
00:05:46oh 500k a year
00:05:48all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride
00:05:53no uh look I was
00:05:55I was working all night
00:05:56can't I just
00:05:57take a rest
00:05:58you trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime
00:06:00I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft
00:06:05are you HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam
00:06:11Eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this
00:06:14I need to break up with this loser
00:06:17um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary
00:06:20other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:25Fernando
00:06:29Eric Martin
00:06:32you are so fucking fired
00:06:33get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:42all right then
00:06:45Eric
00:06:45sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack
00:06:47you want to follow him out
00:06:50hey look
00:06:52Jersey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley
00:06:55don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:09okay
00:07:09yeah
00:07:12boss's orders
00:07:13I won't hold it against you
00:07:15uh
00:07:15it's also our one year anniversary
00:07:18right
00:07:19um
00:07:20see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about
00:07:31mr. Dorsey
00:07:32yeah
00:07:32are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO
00:07:39it's better to be feared than loved
00:07:41I mean what
00:07:42you want me to show some mercy to your
00:07:44crook boyfriend
00:07:46is that it
00:07:47uh no
00:07:48he's not
00:07:49you know
00:07:49you deserve so much better
00:07:51I mean what would you prefer
00:07:53an unemployed loser
00:07:56or a
00:07:57great CEO
00:08:05just
00:08:06sack
00:08:07busy guy
00:08:08oh
00:08:10what's up dad
00:08:11my heart's acting up again
00:08:14you'll have to take over the company for now
00:08:16also
00:08:17there's an important matter you need to know about
00:08:20yeah
00:08:21um
00:08:21what's the important matter
00:08:22we have an employee
00:08:24Eric
00:08:25whatever you do
00:08:26make sure to be good to him
00:08:29Eric
00:08:32Eric
00:08:36isn't that the guy I just laid off
00:08:37William
00:08:38you there
00:08:40yep
00:08:41uh
00:08:41just a second
00:08:43do we have any other people you need
00:08:45Eric
00:08:50this is the employee list
00:08:51yep
00:08:52I was trying to get him to work for us for years
00:08:54and finally poached
00:08:56he's in charge of our next gen AI development
00:08:59the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01ah yes
00:09:02Eric Martin
00:09:03AI development
00:09:04I see him
00:09:04Eric Martin
00:09:06AI development
00:09:07one of the top tech visionaries
00:09:10in Silicon Valley
00:09:11this the guy
00:09:11yeah that's him
00:09:13Eric Martin
00:09:14there's another employee with a similar name
00:09:16who's always slacking on the job
00:09:18fire him when you get the chance
00:09:20don't worry dad
00:09:21I already did
00:09:22huh
00:09:23guess that sucker I fired
00:09:24wasn't the big shot tech genius after all
00:09:26attaboy
00:09:27keep it up
00:09:28once I'm feeling better
00:09:29I'll come around and see how things are going
00:09:31yeah just focus on getting better dad
00:09:33I got this
00:09:38no I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser
00:09:44so who's it gonna be
00:09:46him or me
00:09:51what the fuck do you want
00:09:53uh
00:09:53mrs. Dorsey
00:09:54um
00:09:54you
00:09:57just spit it out man
00:09:58what's up
00:09:58the company's over just grass
00:10:03you talk to me
00:10:04it's bad sir
00:10:05the customer complaints are getting out of control
00:10:07what should we do sir
00:10:07Eric saved us during the last cyber attack
00:10:10so if we can just get him here
00:10:11then boom
00:10:12problem solved
00:10:13Fernanda you got his number right
00:10:14why don't you give him a call
00:10:22Eric
00:10:23what a dick
00:10:25forgets his tablet
00:10:28amelioration algorithm
00:10:29wait
00:10:30is this the code
00:10:33that fixes the server loophole
00:10:35oh damn
00:10:37this is good
00:10:41hello
00:10:42Eric
00:10:43the company's server crashed
00:10:44get over here and help us
00:10:46Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it
00:10:48you'll be generously rewarded
00:10:49on my way
00:10:52with Eric's codes
00:10:53I can plug the loophole
00:10:56everyone will think I'm a hero
00:11:02so
00:11:02he said he's got it
00:11:03thank god
00:11:10well
00:11:11you still don't hear some questions
00:11:13him or me
00:11:16Eric and I weren't a thing
00:11:18I was just leading him on
00:11:21I choose you of course
00:11:22Smith
00:11:23it's mine
00:11:31god
00:11:31Fernanda was supposed to be off a half hour ago
00:11:33where is she
00:11:36screw it
00:11:37I'm going up
00:11:46you fucking asshole
00:11:51fucking asshole
00:11:54stop it
00:11:56you're acting like a child
00:11:57as if you never saw this coming
00:12:00what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth
00:12:03I can do whatever I want
00:12:06with whoever I want
00:12:08the bastard
00:12:11Jesus
00:12:22Eric
00:12:24you and me
00:12:26are over
00:12:30Fernanda
00:12:30are you serious
00:12:32that pathetic piece of crap
00:12:34had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:37Eric
00:12:38I told you we're done
00:12:39why would I waste my time
00:12:42with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:59keep it
00:13:00at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh
00:13:03damn
00:13:05yeah so
00:13:06I'm rich
00:13:07I'm handsome
00:13:09and you
00:13:10you're an unemployed loser
00:13:12let's go home and beat your meat
00:13:14man
00:13:18Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at Dorzax
00:13:21shut up
00:13:21who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:25we're done
00:13:31you're gonna pay for this
00:13:32hold it
00:13:33you're in trouble now
00:13:35bitch
00:13:46and you are
00:13:49it's an honor to meet you
00:13:50Mr. Dorsey
00:13:51I'm here to report that under my guidance
00:13:53our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're Eric Martin
00:13:57I am
00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots
00:14:03do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work
00:14:06whatever
00:14:06as long as boss's son likes me
00:14:09I can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11Mr. Dorsey
00:14:12I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:17right after you were fired
00:14:19the system crashed
00:14:21there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:14:35boss
00:14:36good news
00:14:37Eric Martin
00:14:38that tech Liz you had on your radar
00:14:40he just left Dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm
00:14:43it happened 10 minutes ago
00:14:44he was fired by the CEO's son William
00:14:49that's hilarious
00:14:50I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52Asher Dorsey's face
00:14:54when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited
00:14:56just got sacked by his idiot son
00:14:58but boss Hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:15:01will someone as talented as him really want to join us?
00:15:05we have to get him on our side
00:15:07by any means necessary
00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is
00:15:16get the car ready
00:15:18I'm going to the Dorsey office
00:15:20and Eric
00:15:22he's mine
00:15:28revenge
00:15:30what the hell are you talking about?
00:15:32don't play dumb
00:15:33the systems crashed right after you got fired
00:15:36this couldn't have been a coincidence
00:15:38yet you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit
00:15:42you guys have always looked down at me
00:15:43as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:46now you're going to blame me
00:15:47when the server gets hacked
00:15:49none of you idiots
00:15:50have any shred of common sense
00:15:52if you had a common sense
00:15:53you'd have a job
00:15:55I'm not going to argue with you
00:15:56in front of Mr. Dorsey
00:16:00what the hell are you trying to do?
00:16:01you either tell them the truth
00:16:02or they're going to take you to the police station
00:16:04Eric
00:16:05I had no idea
00:16:06you were such a vengeful person
00:16:08what other tricks do you have of your sleep?
00:16:11better come clean now
00:16:12or you're going to jail
00:16:15all right
00:16:18what are you waiting for?
00:16:20arrest me
00:16:22let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:28what are you doing man?
00:16:29we don't got handcuffs
00:16:32really?
00:16:32without a shred of remorse?
00:16:35don't you know that Mr. Dorsey's going to make your life a living hell?
00:16:38Mr. Dorsey
00:16:39the way I see it
00:16:41you should teach this asshole a lesson
00:16:43yeah William
00:16:44a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:48no
00:16:50from this day on
00:16:52Eric Martin
00:16:53is now blacklisted from Dorsey Tech
00:16:56and all of its industry partners
00:17:01you know what this means there?
00:17:03you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro
00:17:09I just have one question
00:17:12does Asher
00:17:13the CEO
00:17:14know that I've been fired?
00:17:17why should the CEO
00:17:18be bothered with firing
00:17:19a loser like you?
00:17:21you thought you were real hot shit
00:17:23didn't you?
00:17:25boys
00:17:25take me to the police
00:17:27yes sir
00:17:28stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away
00:17:41he's joining Hendrix Tech
00:17:48he's joining Hendrix Tech
00:17:50I'll recommend you
00:17:52you're Evelyn Hendrix
00:17:54CEO of Hendrix Tech
00:17:57Evelyn
00:17:59what are you doing here?
00:18:01I'm here for you
00:18:02of course
00:18:03I haven't seen you since college
00:18:04what?
00:18:06a dummy like you
00:18:07went to college with her?
00:18:09so is this how Dorsey Tech
00:18:10treats its former employees?
00:18:12I would have expected better
00:18:13from you
00:18:15Ms. Hendrix
00:18:16these are high level conversations
00:18:17between company CEOs
00:18:19someone of your rank
00:18:21should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:22Ms. Hendrix
00:18:24this prick
00:18:25Eric
00:18:26has severely
00:18:28sorry
00:18:28who are you?
00:18:29I
00:18:31I'm
00:18:31I don't really have time
00:18:32to listen to your jabbering
00:18:34oh my god
00:18:35okay
00:18:35look
00:18:35right after I fired
00:18:36this imbecile
00:18:37our company server crashed
00:18:38he clearly hacked
00:18:39into our system
00:18:40his actions
00:18:41have had serious
00:18:42consequences
00:18:43for our company
00:18:44so yeah man
00:18:45I don't understand
00:18:45why you're challenging me
00:18:46for exposing
00:18:47a cyber criminal
00:18:48I don't know
00:18:50did you really not ask your father
00:18:52about who Eric is?
00:18:56of course I asked my father
00:18:58he said that Eric's some kind of slacker
00:19:01who cheated his way into the company
00:19:06slacker
00:19:08is that really what Asher said?
00:19:10where's the word?
00:19:12he said
00:19:12fire this loser
00:19:14as soon as you get the chance
00:19:18Asher met with me multiple times
00:19:20and begged
00:19:21for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense
00:19:25that he would change his mind like this
00:19:26you took me a break Eric
00:19:27the boss wouldn't waste
00:19:29his precious time
00:19:30recruiting someone like you
00:19:33fine
00:19:34if that's how it's gonna be
00:19:35then there's nothing left
00:19:37to say to you
00:19:39or Dorsey Tech
00:19:42Eric
00:19:43how would you feel
00:19:44about coming over
00:19:45to Hendrix Tech?
00:19:48oh
00:19:48uh
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder
00:19:52and you'll also have a salary
00:19:53of 4 million per year
00:19:55I want to make you
00:19:56our lead software engineer
00:20:02thank you
00:20:08I'm sorry
00:20:09a principal shareholder
00:20:114 million dollar salary?
00:20:14Miss Hendrix
00:20:14you're giving him a lot
00:20:16I mean
00:20:16you're out of your damn mind
00:20:17this woman's got a screw loose
00:20:19you know he was just
00:20:20a maintenance worker
00:20:21at Dorsey Tech
00:20:22right?
00:20:22and now you want to
00:20:23make him a millionaire?
00:20:27uh
00:20:28Evelyn
00:20:28I know you're trying to help
00:20:30but
00:20:30like I don't want the money
00:20:32then
00:20:34would this
00:20:35meet in the day?
00:20:38are you kidding me?
00:20:39this is insane
00:20:40if you join Hendrix Tech
00:20:43you can have
00:20:44anything you want
00:20:47including me
00:20:50okay
00:20:51uh look
00:20:52miss Hendrix
00:20:53you're a self-made woman
00:20:54which I respect
00:20:55so for your own good
00:20:56let me remind you
00:20:57that this loser
00:20:58that you set your mind on
00:20:59is some dick
00:21:01who loves to slack on the job
00:21:02my father said it himself
00:21:04okay
00:21:06alright
00:21:18what what's all that
00:21:20what what's all that
00:21:21that
00:21:22would be all the things
00:21:24your father gave me
00:21:25the car
00:21:26the money
00:21:28my relationship
00:21:29see they're all yours now
00:21:32you can tell Asher
00:21:33that from this day forward
00:21:34I
00:21:35Eric Martin
00:21:36will formally be severing my ties
00:21:38with Dorsey Tech
00:21:40quit it with the self-pity
00:21:42you didn't deserve those things
00:21:44to begin with
00:21:44it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless
00:21:49you don't even see
00:21:50your employees
00:21:51as human beings
00:21:54miss Hendrix
00:21:55I know that you
00:21:57and Dorsey Tech
00:21:57are competitors
00:21:58yes but
00:21:59to be honest
00:22:00right now
00:22:01we're actually struggling
00:22:02to compete with them
00:22:04don't worry
00:22:07I can help change that
00:22:11I can help change that
00:22:12look at yourself
00:22:14Eric
00:22:14offering to work
00:22:16for a smaller company
00:22:18what a joke
00:22:21I'm sorry
00:22:21a traitor like you
00:22:22doesn't have the right
00:22:23to judge others
00:22:24how dare you
00:22:26the breach of the company
00:22:27server has caused
00:22:28major damage
00:22:29as the perpetrator
00:22:31of this attack
00:22:31I demand you
00:22:32to issue an apology
00:22:33to Dorsey Tech
00:22:34and all of its customers
00:22:35and if you don't
00:22:38I'll have to arrest you
00:22:40okay
00:22:40good luck with that
00:22:42what are you gonna do
00:22:43about it
00:22:45you have no choice
00:22:46but issue that apology
00:22:48stop threatening
00:22:49my employee
00:22:50if you insist
00:22:51on escalating this
00:22:52then send a demand letter
00:22:53to Hendrix Tech
00:22:54and we'll see it
00:22:55as a declaration
00:22:55of war
00:22:58well if war is what you want
00:23:00that's what you'll get
00:23:03you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:15let's go
00:23:16I'd be sick
00:23:17if I stay another second
00:23:18in this shithole
00:23:27Mr. Dorsey
00:23:28don't waste time
00:23:29with those people
00:23:30Eric
00:23:31you've done well
00:23:33I'm gonna sign you
00:23:35the role
00:23:35of lead engineer
00:23:38that's amazing sir
00:23:39thank you
00:23:40uh
00:23:42what about
00:23:43me
00:23:44darling
00:23:44oh don't worry
00:23:45my dear
00:23:46I'll make sure
00:23:47that you're satisfied
00:23:50ew gross
00:23:52I won't let you down
00:23:53good
00:23:54tell me
00:23:55how did you resolve
00:23:56the systems crash
00:23:57um
00:23:58uh
00:23:59fuck
00:23:59the tablet's in the office
00:24:01what should I say
00:24:03I used a one of a kind
00:24:04code
00:24:05that I developed myself
00:24:06to get the server
00:24:07back up and running
00:24:08I can explain it to you
00:24:09in detail later
00:24:11spoken like a true visionary
00:24:13man's even got his own code
00:24:15you know what
00:24:16don't even bother
00:24:17showing it to me
00:24:17I'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:20keep working your magic buddy
00:24:22with you on my team
00:24:23I can relax
00:24:24thank you sir
00:24:32say hello to Dorsey Tech's
00:24:34new lead engineer
00:24:35let's see if anyone
00:24:37looks down on me now
00:24:47hello
00:24:47hi
00:24:48mr. Dorsey
00:24:49it's Evelyn Hendricks
00:24:50I'm just going to inform you
00:24:53that as of today
00:24:54Hendricks Tech has a force
00:24:55in the AI development race
00:25:00AI development is the crown jewel
00:25:02of Dorsey Tech
00:25:03are you sure you want
00:25:05to challenge us?
00:25:07as I said
00:25:07I'm just going to inform you
00:25:09not to have a discussion
00:25:11hang on a minute
00:25:14let's go
00:25:22what's that Sly Fox
00:25:23up to
00:25:25she knows I have
00:25:26my lethal weapon
00:25:27Eric
00:25:28so why would she
00:25:28want to go to war
00:25:29with me
00:25:32unless
00:25:45dad
00:25:45what's up
00:25:46tell me you didn't fire
00:25:48Eric
00:25:51okay
00:25:52just
00:25:53just calm down
00:25:54just for a second
00:25:55I only fired the slacker
00:25:56you told me about
00:25:57okay
00:25:58then explain to me
00:25:59why Hendricks Tech
00:26:00is suddenly
00:26:01wanting to go to war
00:26:01with us
00:26:04well I
00:26:04I just tricked her
00:26:06into thinking
00:26:06that she had a chance
00:26:07I mean
00:26:08I'm not an idiot
00:26:09there's no way
00:26:10I would let
00:26:11some lousy slacker
00:26:12bring down
00:26:13our entire server
00:26:14single-handedly
00:26:16but I got Evelyn
00:26:16to believe
00:26:17that Eric really did it
00:26:18she thinks
00:26:19she hit the jackpot
00:26:20but
00:26:21really she's just
00:26:22picking up our trash
00:26:23so you intentionally
00:26:24misled Evelyn
00:26:27she's under the impression
00:26:28that the loser
00:26:29she poached from us
00:26:30is the mastermind
00:26:32behind Dorsey Tech's
00:26:33AI modeling
00:26:33that's why she had the guts
00:26:35to declare war
00:26:35nice job son
00:26:37that shows real initiative
00:26:40I think it's time
00:26:41you take full control
00:26:42of our next-gen
00:26:43AI modeling project
00:26:46r-really
00:26:49dad
00:26:50thank you
00:26:52thank you so much
00:26:53now get to work
00:26:55we are going to make
00:26:56Hendrix Tech
00:26:57the laughing stock
00:26:58of the whole industry
00:27:01alright
00:27:02alright bye
00:27:03I love
00:27:08sir
00:27:09AI modeling
00:27:10is the future
00:27:11of Dorsey Tech
00:27:12William just graduated
00:27:15you sure you want
00:27:15to hand the reins
00:27:16over to him this soon
00:27:17I'd not have given it
00:27:18to him if he was
00:27:18the only one
00:27:19we were counting on
00:27:19don't forget
00:27:20but we still have
00:27:22our ace in the hole
00:27:26you mean Eric Martin
00:27:28that's right
00:27:30all I have to do
00:27:31is stay hands off
00:27:32and let him do
00:27:33what he does best
00:27:34as long as we have
00:27:35Eric
00:27:36Hendrix
00:27:36has a snowball's
00:27:38chance in hell
00:27:40plus Evelyn fell for
00:27:42Williams Bluff
00:27:43and hired that
00:27:43clown Eric
00:27:45now all we have
00:27:46to do is sit back
00:27:48and watch
00:27:48her self-destruct
00:28:03so now that you've seen
00:28:04the engineering department
00:28:06what are your thoughts
00:28:07it's not bad
00:28:09small group
00:28:10but they're talented
00:28:11all we need is
00:28:12a few programmers
00:28:14with specialized knowledge
00:28:15in the field of AI
00:28:17precisely
00:28:18so
00:28:20is there any chance
00:28:21that our lead engineer
00:28:22Mr. Martin
00:28:23could put together a team
00:28:26I heard that you
00:28:27weren't the only one
00:28:28that William Dorsey fired
00:28:31you've got it all
00:28:32figured out
00:28:32don't you
00:28:34alright
00:28:35give me a minute
00:28:37I'll call the guys
00:28:40welcome
00:28:47come in
00:28:48Mr. Dorsey
00:28:49you wanted to see me
00:28:50yes
00:28:53my father
00:28:54has just put me
00:28:55in charge
00:28:56of our AI
00:28:57modeling projects
00:28:58seeing as your lead engineer
00:28:59I'm putting you
00:29:00in charge of development
00:29:02I
00:29:03heard
00:29:06is there a problem
00:29:09no
00:29:10not at all
00:29:12don't worry
00:29:13I'm the right man
00:29:14for the job
00:29:18yes
00:29:20William
00:29:21there's been
00:29:22another crisis
00:29:22several key employees
00:29:24from the tech department
00:29:25have resigned
00:29:25the department
00:29:26can't function like this
00:29:27what
00:29:28they just left
00:29:29why
00:29:30they wouldn't say
00:29:31but rumor has it
00:29:32they were poached
00:29:33by a former employee
00:29:35poached by a former
00:29:36fucking Eric Martin
00:29:38William
00:29:39what should we do
00:29:40there's hardly any
00:29:41tech workers left
00:29:42if anyone else resigns
00:29:43we're done for
00:29:43there's no need to freak out
00:29:45you still have me
00:29:46I can fix this
00:29:49yes
00:29:49no
00:29:49with you here
00:29:51we're gonna be alright
00:29:52what's your solution
00:29:53look
00:29:54we lost a few
00:29:55expendable employees
00:29:56that's it
00:29:57let them walk
00:29:59we'll get better ones
00:30:00I'll make a few calls
00:30:07like that
00:30:08I like that
00:30:10I like that
00:30:10yes
00:30:12oh
00:30:12fucking Eric Martin
00:30:13oh
00:30:14oh
00:30:16this is all going
00:30:17swimmingly
00:30:17now I can put my own
00:30:19people in key positions
00:30:20soon
00:30:20I'll have the whole
00:30:21company under my thumb
00:30:26Johnny
00:30:26is an excellent programmer
00:30:28he'll be assuming the role
00:30:29of department head
00:30:30and this is Ruby
00:30:32Leon
00:30:32and Mateo
00:30:33they're professional
00:30:35and reliable
00:30:35former co-workers of mine
00:30:36with this team
00:30:38Hendrix Tech's AI work
00:30:40will be in good hands
00:30:41we're all
00:30:41pleased to meet you
00:30:42have a look
00:30:44welcome everyone
00:30:45it's great to have you
00:30:46all on board
00:30:46but I do want to warn you
00:30:48that there is
00:30:49lots of work to do
00:30:50we have a ways to go
00:30:52if we want to compete
00:30:53with Dorsey Tech
00:30:53with Eric at the helm
00:30:56we'll always be
00:30:56one step ahead
00:30:57but Dorsey Tech
00:30:59has already developed
00:31:00their own AI program
00:31:02that
00:31:04it's a trial version
00:31:05if they keep
00:31:06developing based
00:31:07on that model
00:31:08then
00:31:08then
00:31:09what
00:31:12then we won't have
00:31:13to lift a finger
00:31:23we used our experience
00:31:24on the trial version
00:31:25to build a next-gen
00:31:26AI neural net
00:31:27patching up the previous
00:31:29loopholes and weaknesses
00:31:30even if Dorsey Tech
00:31:32analyzes the trial version
00:31:33framework
00:31:33and builds a brand new
00:31:35platform
00:31:35we'll still have
00:31:36the upper hand
00:31:37and if they keep building
00:31:38based on the old trial version
00:31:40then we can just sit back
00:31:41and watch them fail
00:31:42mark my words
00:31:43in this battle for dominance
00:31:45Hendrix Tech
00:31:46is destined for victory
00:31:583 a.m. again
00:31:593 a.m. again
00:32:02okay
00:32:05uh
00:32:09this is Hendrix
00:32:11hey
00:32:11come on
00:32:12we're
00:32:13all alone here
00:32:14call me Evelyn
00:32:17are you always this way
00:32:18towards people
00:32:19who are crushing on you
00:32:23crushing on me
00:32:25you still can't tell
00:32:27Eric
00:32:29I like you
00:32:31I felt this way
00:32:32since college
00:32:38you're the
00:32:39prettiest girl
00:32:40on campus
00:32:40I
00:32:42I didn't think
00:32:43you'd go for a guy
00:32:43like me
00:32:45I've never had
00:32:46my sight set
00:32:47on anyone else
00:32:48only you
00:32:50but you were
00:32:51so oblivious
00:32:52and when I
00:32:53finally got the courage
00:32:54to tell you
00:32:55how I felt
00:32:56you disappeared
00:32:57I
00:32:58I want to prod
00:32:59to work on a
00:33:00top secret
00:33:01trading
00:33:01project
00:33:02I know
00:33:04you've always been
00:33:05so brilliant
00:33:07back then
00:33:08I
00:33:09I made up my mind
00:33:10I was gonna be
00:33:11with you
00:33:12one day
00:33:15Evelyn
00:33:16and when I
00:33:17founded Hendrix
00:33:18Tech
00:33:18I wanted to
00:33:20recruit you
00:33:20but
00:33:21that sneaky
00:33:22bastard
00:33:22Asher Dorsey
00:33:23he
00:33:23already had
00:33:25snatched you up
00:33:27I
00:33:27I
00:33:28see
00:33:29um
00:33:31so
00:33:33if I came
00:33:34closer to you
00:33:35now
00:33:37would you
00:33:37mind
00:33:40I
00:33:43should
00:33:44uh
00:33:44uh
00:33:47it's
00:33:47late
00:33:48I should
00:33:48probably
00:33:49uh
00:33:49be going
00:33:51where are you
00:33:52gonna go
00:33:54you lost
00:33:54everything
00:33:55when you
00:33:55left
00:33:55Dorsey
00:33:56Tech
00:33:57you kind
00:33:58of have
00:33:58nowhere
00:33:59to go
00:33:59now
00:34:05I
00:34:06want
00:34:06to hide
00:34:08let's go
00:34:11go where
00:34:13I'm
00:34:14taking you
00:34:14home
00:34:22this is it
00:34:26from now
00:34:26until the AI
00:34:27project is
00:34:28finished
00:34:28you'll be
00:34:28staying with
00:34:29me
00:34:30for that
00:34:31long
00:34:32you sure
00:34:33that's a
00:34:33good idea
00:34:34I'm your
00:34:34boss
00:34:35remember
00:34:36it'll make
00:34:37it easier
00:34:37for me
00:34:37to
00:34:38um
00:34:39supervise
00:34:39you
00:34:44where am I
00:34:45gonna sleep
00:34:47well I only
00:34:48have one
00:34:49bedroom so
00:34:50you're gonna
00:34:51have to
00:34:51share a bed
00:34:52with me
00:34:53oh
00:34:53uh
00:34:55no
00:34:55that's
00:34:56maybe we
00:34:57we probably
00:34:57shouldn't
00:34:58um
00:34:59I'm messing
00:35:00with you
00:35:00my place
00:35:01is huge
00:35:02at least
00:35:02as big
00:35:03as wherever
00:35:03Dorsey had
00:35:04you
00:35:04come on
00:35:05I'll show
00:35:05you your
00:35:06room
00:35:08okay
00:35:11this is
00:35:12what you've
00:35:13got
00:35:13you're
00:35:14fucking
00:35:15useless
00:35:15sir
00:35:16the modeling
00:35:17framework
00:35:17we're working
00:35:18with is
00:35:18extremely
00:35:19complex
00:35:20we'll need
00:35:20at least
00:35:21another
00:35:21month
00:35:21to
00:35:22fully
00:35:23understand
00:35:24it
00:35:27a month
00:35:28not a chance
00:35:29I'm gonna
00:35:31give you
00:35:31three days
00:35:32and I want
00:35:33consistent
00:35:34progress reports
00:35:35sir if we have
00:35:35to rush things
00:35:36there'll be an
00:35:36increased risk
00:35:37for error
00:35:37then you have
00:35:38to work faster
00:35:39and smarter
00:35:40I'm giving you
00:35:41three days
00:35:43Eric
00:35:44Mr. Dorsey
00:35:45how are things
00:35:47you dropped
00:35:48your keyboard
00:35:49oh
00:35:50get back to work
00:35:53Mr. Dorsey
00:35:54things are going
00:35:55great
00:35:56we'll be on
00:35:57stage two
00:35:57in three more
00:35:58days
00:35:59that's good
00:35:59to hear
00:36:00you know
00:36:01I knew I
00:36:01could trust
00:36:01you with
00:36:02this
00:36:08William
00:36:08update me
00:36:09on the AI
00:36:09project
00:36:10don't sweat it
00:36:11dad
00:36:12everything's
00:36:12going
00:36:12according
00:36:13to plan
00:36:14wonderful
00:36:14when our new
00:36:15platform hits
00:36:16the market
00:36:16I'll stop
00:36:17by to
00:36:17congratulate
00:36:18you
00:36:20your father
00:36:21must be
00:36:22so proud
00:36:22of you
00:36:23keep it up
00:36:24once we hit
00:36:25the market
00:36:25I'll be sure
00:36:26to let my father
00:36:26know how valuable
00:36:27you've been to us
00:36:28that's exactly
00:36:29what I need
00:36:29who wants
00:36:30to be
00:36:31just
00:36:31department head
00:36:32if I can
00:36:33keep rising
00:36:33the ranks
00:36:33I'll be the
00:36:34next vice
00:36:35president
00:36:35of Dorsey
00:36:36Tech
00:36:36Mr. Dorsey
00:36:38my job
00:36:39is to put
00:36:40the plans
00:36:40of expert
00:36:41strategists
00:36:41like yourself
00:36:42into action
00:36:43I believe
00:36:44that if I
00:36:44were the
00:36:45vice president
00:36:45of this company
00:36:46I could do
00:36:47that even
00:36:47more effectively
00:36:49if this project
00:36:50does well
00:36:50I'll see
00:36:51what I can
00:36:51do for you
00:36:52really
00:36:52that's great
00:36:53thank you
00:36:54so much
00:36:54sir
00:37:11you're up
00:37:18come on
00:37:20you can keep
00:37:21staring at me
00:37:22over breakfast
00:37:26right
00:37:27breakfast
00:37:31that looks
00:37:33amazing
00:37:39when you're
00:37:40done with
00:37:41breakfast
00:37:41it's
00:37:41straight to
00:37:42work
00:37:42got it
00:37:44yeah
00:37:45of course
00:37:47good
00:37:49and
00:37:49when you're
00:37:50finished
00:37:50with your
00:37:51project
00:37:53I have a
00:37:54reward
00:37:55waiting
00:38:08all right
00:38:08team
00:38:11we have an
00:38:12important sprint
00:38:12coming up
00:38:13we have a lot
00:38:14to do
00:38:14and not a lot
00:38:15of time
00:38:16so let's get
00:38:17to business
00:38:19and some good
00:38:20news for you
00:38:21guys
00:38:21I've been in
00:38:22touch with the
00:38:22financing department
00:38:23and you will be
00:38:24receiving paid
00:38:25trips to an
00:38:26all-inclusive resort
00:38:27in Cancun
00:38:28once we wrap
00:38:32on top of that
00:38:34when we go
00:38:34public
00:38:35you will be
00:38:35receiving a
00:38:36bonus as well
00:38:37as a share
00:38:37in our product
00:38:38revenue
00:38:40here at
00:38:40Hendrix
00:38:41our employees
00:38:42are instrumental
00:38:43in our success
00:38:44and you will be
00:38:45treated as such
00:38:48we're ready to
00:38:49make it happen
00:38:49Miss Hendrix
00:38:50oh amen
00:38:51Miss Hendrix
00:38:52we will have
00:38:53good news for you
00:38:53Mason
00:38:54yeah the news
00:38:55that we beat
00:38:55Dorsey Tech
00:38:56and with Eric
00:38:57on our side
00:38:58we can't lose
00:38:59beat Dorsey
00:39:01beat Dorsey
00:39:03beat Dorsey
00:39:04beat Dorsey
00:39:06beat Dorsey
00:39:07beat Dorsey
00:39:08beat Dorsey
00:39:09beat Dorsey
00:39:10beat Dorsey
00:39:26beat Dorsey
00:39:27beat Dorsey
00:39:27beat Dorsey
00:39:28beat Dorsey
00:39:58You're hopeless, both of you!
00:40:03Sir?
00:40:04I...
00:40:04Don't speak without my permission.
00:40:07I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up.
00:40:12How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:40:17We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:40:24Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:40:28Is that clear?
00:40:30Yes, sir.
00:40:32Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.
00:40:35And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?
00:40:38Was I wrong to trust him?
00:40:47Mr. Dorsey!
00:40:49What are you doing here?
00:40:50Tell me the truth.
00:40:52Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:40:53I can assure you, we're doing fine.
00:40:56We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.
00:41:00Hmm.
00:41:01Good.
00:41:02Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:41:04Don't want any slip-ups.
00:41:06Got it?
00:41:09All right.
00:41:11Darling.
00:41:13No, no, not now.
00:41:14Get me the reports, yes.
00:41:23Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:41:27The fuck are you looking at?
00:41:29Get back to work!
00:41:30And this time, I want results!
00:41:40Miss Hendricks, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:41:46It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:41:48Really?
00:41:49That fast?
00:41:50Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:41:53Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:41:57They're taking things to the next level.
00:41:59That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:42:03If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.
00:42:06Well, that much is obvious, but I don't even...
00:42:08Good thing we're finished, too.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12Really?
00:42:13Why would I lie?
00:42:15We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:42:17Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:42:21Why would it be better for us?
00:42:26Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:42:30Like Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:42:34That?
00:42:36It's a trial version.
00:42:38If they keep developing based on that model, then...
00:42:41Then what?
00:42:44Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:42:54Hmm, so what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:43:01It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:43:03It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:43:08Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:43:10That does make sense.
00:43:12Well then, good.
00:43:15I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:43:18Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:43:21They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:43:24Yes, Ms. Hendrix.
00:43:28This is a big day for us.
00:43:33Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:43:38Aren't you a lightweight?
00:43:41Who said that?
00:43:43I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:43:59I knew you could be fun.
00:44:01I knew it.
00:44:02I told you.
00:44:04See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:44:08It was a good idea and I could have had other means two more.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:14Yeah, no, you absolutely could.
00:44:17Definitely.
00:44:17You think that you are wild.
00:44:21Okay.
00:44:21No, no.
00:44:23No, we do.
00:44:23We do.
00:44:24See, how are we picking?
00:44:27Super easy.
00:44:32Eric, now do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:44:40Um, maybe you just want to, uh, sober up a lot.
00:44:50I'm sober enough.
00:44:54And what I want is you.
00:44:58Oh, God.
00:45:10William, we've been together for some time now, and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:45:16Let's get married!
00:45:22Hey, where are you?
00:45:25Everyone's out here celebrating and, uh, you're a no-show.
00:45:29What a buzzkill.
00:45:30Uh, I'm coming.
00:45:34Nah, that's all right.
00:45:35You know, everyone's, everyone's leaving.
00:45:38Don't bother.
00:45:41Bye.
00:45:45Hey.
00:45:46Hey.
00:45:47Where'd you go?
00:45:49I missed you.
00:45:52It's fine.
00:45:54He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:45:57You know, there's a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:46:01Oh.
00:46:02I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.
00:46:04I'd like that.
00:46:05What?
00:46:06Mm-hmm.
00:46:07Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:46:10You're just a climber who hops from her absolute ravine.
00:46:13Hey, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:46:17That's who she is.
00:46:18William, how could you do this to me?
00:46:24You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:46:28I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:46:32She's delusional.
00:46:34Ugh, how pathetic.
00:46:37Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:46:43Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:46:46You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:46:48And I'll be waiting for you, Daddy.
00:46:53Oh, Shaq.
00:46:57God damn it!
00:47:00What have I done?
00:47:03It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:47:06And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:47:12God damn it!
00:47:13What have I done?
00:47:16Eric!
00:47:20It's so cold.
00:47:24Eric!
00:47:42It's fine.
00:47:44I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:47:51How do I look?
00:47:53Um, beautiful.
00:48:00Come on, get up.
00:48:01I have your suit ready, too.
00:48:04Where, where are we going?
00:48:06Where else?
00:48:07We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:48:34What are you doing hiding over here?
00:48:37I told you, you're here as my girlfriend.
00:48:40We have to look the part.
00:48:43Mr. Dorsey.
00:48:44With money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:50What's gotten with you?
00:48:52You want me to cut your salary or something?
00:48:54Because I can do that.
00:48:55Whatever.
00:48:56Just wait until I'm wasted.
00:48:59Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:49:01Okay.
00:49:02Mr. Dorsey.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:04Let's have a toast.
00:49:07It's winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:49:13Cheers.
00:49:14Cheers.
00:49:30Oh, fuck.
00:49:33There.
00:49:36Cheers.
00:49:40Cheers.
00:49:42Cheers.
00:49:43Cheers.
00:49:44Cheers.
00:49:48well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:49:55miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't i
00:50:03like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss
00:50:16okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now
00:50:22reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:50:29so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform
00:50:40oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use
00:50:48to make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly
00:50:55on the tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train
00:51:01straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like
00:51:10just break up look at you i already head over heels for another woman excuse me what's up talk
00:51:22to me um do you have any idea where i am what uh the server crashed okay yep okay yep
00:51:34um what the
00:51:35fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um
00:51:43wow he's got it yeah yeah you got it use the amelioration algorithm yes do it amelioration
00:51:52algorithm that's what i call the code i saved on my tablet but it's only for emergencies
00:51:56it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash huh if your
00:52:03systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product uh yeah this doesn't
00:52:10concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal no big
00:52:18deal
00:52:21wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal affair
00:52:28sure and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for
00:52:36emergencies only it won't address the core issues so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data
00:52:42corruption and more system crashes such a new mistake if you understood code you'd know that
00:52:48oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself
00:52:53what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know
00:53:02i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:53:10i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the
00:53:15mysterious tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what
00:53:22mr dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want
00:53:31what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey
00:53:40yeah so back when i recruited eric i made the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever
00:53:47he
00:53:47wanted including me i'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:53:54i have an image to maintain yes of course
00:54:13so what you're saying is it's not that it won't
00:54:17respect hendrix tech dorsey is less an investment risk and they have greater potential
00:54:23i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown we're a risk worth taking
00:54:28once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider bravo bravo
00:54:36he's quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:54:45miss hendrix and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey
00:54:50tech right yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up
00:54:55and go home with us here you won't get a ransom from these guys that's right over 90 percent of
00:55:01the
00:55:02guests here i've already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still can
00:55:09i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new ai
00:55:15platform so and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will
00:55:22be paid back in tenfold at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing
00:55:27business with you if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also
00:55:37want to
00:55:37invest in dorsey tech hey let the jerks out they're fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:56sounds like a plan
00:56:05miss hendrix
00:56:08didn't you just tell us to get lost
00:56:10i didn't want to finn mr dorsey back there it was all an act
00:56:13well that sounds professional then what do you want
00:56:17miss hendrix investors know how to hedge their bets
00:56:21what hendrix tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help
00:56:27i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that
00:56:31but you need to sign a contract first
00:56:34no way am i signing a contract with you
00:56:37at least hear the terms if your ai product tops dorsey techs
00:56:42you pay nothing
00:56:43if they win
00:56:45you pay everything back
00:56:47what do you say
00:56:49that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:56:51hmm well it's definitely risky
00:56:53but
00:56:54i trust eric
00:56:58mr brown
00:56:59we accept your offer
00:57:07today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform
00:57:11ai plus was released in the united states
00:57:13on its first day
00:57:15ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:57:18completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor
00:57:21hendrix tech
00:57:22which also launched their new platform
00:57:24ai king on the same day
00:57:28edwin hendrix has guts i'll give her that
00:57:30but dropping her new product on the same day as us
00:57:33that is career suicide
00:57:37let's get to the office griffin
00:57:39yes sir
00:57:49relax mr dorsey
00:57:51hendrix tech is no threat
00:57:53yeah i i know
00:57:54remember when you said that if this project went well
00:57:57you'd promote me to vice president
00:57:59yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the market
00:58:03we can't even call it a success yet
00:58:05right true
00:58:07yeah
00:58:11i have news
00:58:12talk to me
00:58:16the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:58:21the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:58:25okay uh
00:58:27all right i'll take it
00:58:28i'll take it
00:58:29like i said
00:58:30we're unbeatable
00:58:32come on
00:58:33let's celebrate
00:58:34no no not yet
00:58:36how did hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline
00:58:39i mean they got started much later than we did
00:58:41i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
00:58:47lead engineer
00:58:50i thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:58:54right
00:59:01dad what's up
00:59:03i'm on my way to the office
00:59:05congratulate you and eric
00:59:07oh uh got it
00:59:10the boss is coming
00:59:12we can talk to him about my promotion
00:59:14shit
00:59:14guys this isn't good
00:59:16what what is it now
00:59:18our ai platform and company server have both crashed
00:59:21what the fuck
00:59:22right
00:59:23every time
00:59:27seriously
00:59:29god damn dude
00:59:33what the fuck is going on
00:59:35mr martin
00:59:35the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it
00:59:40then don't just sit around like an idiot
00:59:41fix it
00:59:42sir this is an issue with the system's core framework
00:59:45we didn't build that
00:59:46what do you mean you didn't build it
00:59:48we're using the same framework that eric built before he left
00:59:50eric the guy i fired
00:59:52yeah eric with the k e-r-i-k
00:59:56you took credit for someone else's work
00:59:58lie to me
01:00:00mr dorsey
01:00:01let me explain
01:00:02no there is no time for explanation
01:00:04why didn't you rebuild the core framework
01:00:06mr dorsey
01:00:07we need to focus on getting the company's server up and running
01:00:09our user's trust depends on it
01:00:11speak
01:00:11what happened to the company's server
01:00:13sir he was the one
01:00:15i didn't do shit
01:00:16shut your mouth go
01:00:17uh the solution he used the amelioration algorithm
01:00:21after the last two crashes
01:00:22it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code
01:00:26every time that bug is reproduced
01:00:28it leads to more serious corruption
01:00:29it's been a ticking time bomb ever since
01:00:32this time the ai platform went down
01:00:34brought the whole server down along with it
01:00:37it's completely unfixable
01:00:41this was all your fault
01:00:44william all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform
01:00:47what should we do
01:00:48how the fuck am i supposed to know
01:00:56mr dorsey what on earth is going on
01:00:58i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this
01:01:00look sir i i can explain i'm sorry
01:01:02okay it's gotta be fixed
01:01:04i have billions of dollars invested in you damn it
01:01:06i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal
01:01:09hendrix tech is finished
01:01:17five hundred thousand
01:01:18we just passed five hundred thousand
01:01:20you guys
01:01:21ninety-eight
01:01:22ninety-nine
01:01:24one million
01:01:25oh my god
01:01:36hey it's still going up
01:01:38it's still going up
01:01:38fuck fuck fuck
01:01:41this is all your fault
01:01:43this is all your fault
01:01:44mr dorsey
01:01:46fuck
01:01:47i wanted to help you
01:01:49i was trying to help the company
01:01:51i've had enough of your bullshit
01:01:53you fired half the bloody tech departments
01:01:55what was i supposed to do
01:01:57and you gave us impossible deadlines
01:01:59no no no don't make this about me
01:02:00i get it now
01:02:01you're using my promotion as bait
01:02:04you are never gonna make me vp
01:02:05you want your job or not
01:02:07is that a threat
01:02:08fire me
01:02:10do it
01:02:11you think i won't
01:02:12if eric leaves
01:02:14so do i
01:02:15me too
01:02:18see
01:02:19when you fired everyone
01:02:20i replaced them
01:02:21with my
01:02:22people
01:02:23go ahead fire me
01:02:25you'll clear out your whole tech department
01:02:27you
01:02:28will sink
01:02:29dorsey tech
01:02:30you were never the prize tech genius at dorsey tech
01:02:33you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:02:37william
01:02:41william
01:02:45i'm ashamed to call you my son
01:02:49what the hell have you done to my company
01:02:52dad
01:02:53uh
01:02:54i'm sorry
01:02:55i'm not here
01:02:57for apologies
01:03:01what the hell is this idiot doing here
01:03:03i thought you fired him
01:03:05where's eric
01:03:06uh
01:03:07dad
01:03:09i fired eric
01:03:10you
01:03:12fired him
01:03:13um
01:03:14what was that
01:03:16was that a mistake
01:03:18dad
01:03:19are you okay
01:03:20are you okay
01:03:23i busted my fucking balls
01:03:27to get eric to dorsey tech
01:03:29he was the backbone
01:03:31behind this company
01:03:32and what did you do
01:03:35you
01:03:36fired him
01:03:37so um
01:03:39it was eric with a k
01:03:41all along
01:03:42oh i fucked up
01:03:44god i fucked up
01:03:46where is eric now
01:03:47i will get down on my knees
01:03:50and beg him
01:03:51to come back
01:03:52um
01:03:54eric is that
01:03:55uh
01:03:56hendrix tech
01:03:59you are a sorry excuse
01:04:02for a son
01:04:04you are destroying my company
01:04:11sir
01:04:11bad news
01:04:13it appears that the server crash
01:04:15was just the beginning
01:04:16what's going on
01:04:17the crash also affected
01:04:19our automobile software
01:04:20there have been at least
01:04:2230 car accidents
01:04:23across the u.s
01:04:24oh
01:04:25fuck
01:04:26six people have died
01:04:34no
01:04:34no
01:04:35this
01:04:35isn't my fault
01:04:37it was eric's fault
01:04:37eric with the k
01:04:38it was his code
01:04:40that was faulty
01:04:41no that's fucking bullshit
01:04:42i fired him before that happened
01:04:44but i stumbled upon his tablet
01:04:45and the code that he wrote
01:04:48i'm only guilty of using his work
01:04:50everything else
01:04:51was his fault
01:04:53i wrote the amelioration algorithm
01:04:56god it mistook the genius for the loser
01:04:59i'm not going down like this
01:05:01i'm not going down like this
01:05:02dorsey tech ain't finished yet
01:05:04it's not finished yet
01:05:06griffin
01:05:08take this man to the police
01:05:10if dorsey tech goes under
01:05:12he'll have to pay for this
01:05:14yes sir
01:05:15yes sir
01:05:24yes sir
01:05:29yes sir
01:05:38brown looks like your contract worked in our favor
01:05:40so we will not be returning the five billion dollars you invested
01:05:44and again thank you for your generosity
01:05:47wait
01:05:48do i at least deserve some dividends
01:05:50i'm sorry mr brown
01:05:51but the terms you insisted on were very clear
01:05:55we beat dorsey tech so we owe you nothing
01:05:58which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received
01:06:01but
01:06:02no
01:06:02no more buts
01:06:04goodbye mr brown
01:06:13tonight
01:06:14i'll give you that reward i was telling you
01:06:19i'm sure it'll be very special
01:06:22you have no idea
01:06:25eric
01:06:28i know i messed up before
01:06:31it's all over for dorsey tech now
01:06:34is there anything you can do to help me
01:06:37what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend
01:06:42boyfriend
01:06:43that's right
01:06:45i'm his girlfriend now
01:06:47we're living together and we're getting married soon too
01:06:50but
01:06:51you
01:06:52you
01:06:53you can't
01:06:54no it's not possible
01:06:56he was mine first
01:06:59you dumped him and you treated him like trash
01:07:03it's a little late for you to come crawling back
01:07:08guys
01:07:08three
01:07:12eric
01:07:12no
01:07:25eric
01:07:31eric
01:07:32what is it now
01:07:42eric
01:07:43you know how much i've done for you
01:07:46dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:07:51we need your help
01:07:52mr dorsey
01:07:53all those things you gave me
01:07:56i returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation
01:08:03oh has he not told you
01:08:05no that is not how it went down at all
01:08:08it was that dirtbag eric with the c
01:08:11who went behind my back and got me all mixed up
01:08:14oh yeah
01:08:15well your little mix-up made me lose everything i had including my career
01:08:21did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake
01:08:25eric
01:08:26i
01:08:26am really sorry
01:08:28i don't want your fake apology
01:08:30and
01:08:31i'm not coming back to you
01:08:34so
01:08:35would you please leave our office
01:08:41now
01:08:41would you please leave our office
01:08:45we wish dorsey tech
01:08:47the very best
01:09:06you fucking doomed us son
01:09:08you doomed dorsey tech
01:09:13dad dad dad dad
01:09:16dad
01:09:16dad
01:09:17dad
01:09:17dad
01:09:24so
01:09:25you're really not gonna help them
01:09:28they're the ones who fired me
01:09:30now they have to live with the outcome
01:09:33not to the sweet taste of victory
01:09:36to the sweet taste of victory
01:10:00god i fucked up
01:10:02god i fucked up
01:10:04Where is Eric now?
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