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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:59and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23you sure about this he's dangerous but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38now barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test barry
00:02:03so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:35kill him
00:02:35kill him
00:02:37kill him
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00:02:49kill him
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00:02:53kill him
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00:03:00kill him
00:03:01kill him
00:03:01kill him
00:03:01kill him
00:03:02What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:03:59Eric!
00:04:00Eric!
00:04:01I'm the house little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family...
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Brie.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show but...
00:05:33If it's a hit I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40Alright.
00:05:40Alright well.
00:05:41See ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Brie and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53Alright darling you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen.
00:05:58Follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah I'm feeling good about it too.
00:06:05But hey what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know this game isn't as easy as it looks baby doll but...
00:06:12You know we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play you don't wanna pay right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh is it?
00:06:41Really yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say huh?
00:06:48Well I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah we'd love to see that right?
00:06:52Disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:20She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel.
00:07:30You should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three card Monty.
00:07:39You got it hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking bro instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn.
00:08:25He got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Were you looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:57Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11I know.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13That's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night great.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should...
00:10:02Probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just a light of hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21You're crazy.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Great.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not...
00:11:22Do you think I am?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric
00:11:32I think
00:11:34I think it's better if I left
00:12:02What did I tell you I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:06Well I'm the prop assistant just doing my job
00:12:09No your job is to clean up dove shit
00:12:13See this stuff
00:12:13This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three star magician
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:28But you're not a three star magician
00:12:30Are you
00:12:32No
00:12:33Not
00:12:35Not since I was 12
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven star magician
00:12:39The society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:41Damn right you're not
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us
00:12:53Real magicians
00:12:58Okay
00:13:01What did you do to my deck
00:13:04Nothing
00:13:05Let's just put them away
00:13:07Listen fool
00:13:07This is my gold zephyr deck
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck
00:13:13Actually I prefer the platen deck
00:13:15Well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19Instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station
00:13:22Oh you think ruining my deck is funny
00:13:25You're fired
00:13:29If I lose this job
00:13:30I won't be able to watch over Brie
00:13:32I need you to find Brie
00:13:35Alper
00:13:36Yeah look I'm sorry
00:13:38No it's too late for that now
00:13:39Because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:13:50Hello Mr. Kensington
00:13:52You're looking better sir
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57But let this be a reminder
00:14:00What we do is dangerous
00:14:02Sir that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:07What why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky
00:14:10He's a liability
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is
00:14:14I never said that
00:14:16Mr. Kensington
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here
00:14:20Sir sir he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck
00:14:24Daniel
00:14:25Is this true?
00:14:26Of course not
00:14:27Sir who are you going to believe
00:14:29A common worker
00:14:30Or a three star magician
00:14:32Look Samuel
00:14:33I've seen his skills
00:14:35He would never damage a deck
00:14:37Show them
00:14:38Show them what you can do
00:14:45Yeah Daniel
00:14:46Let's see it
00:14:47Show us what you got
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54Without damaging it
00:14:55In 15 seconds
00:14:58You can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds that's impossible
00:15:01I don't even know if the master of magic
00:15:03Could have done it that quick
00:15:04But if you can't
00:15:06I demand as a three star magician
00:15:10That you fire him
00:15:13Samuel this isn't fair
00:15:14I know but while I disagree with it
00:15:17Xander has the right to challenge Daniel
00:15:20But sir he
00:15:21Bree
00:15:23It's okay
00:15:2515 seconds
00:15:28You're on
00:15:37The idiot
00:15:38He's so dumb
00:15:39That he thinks he has a chance
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel
00:15:44You really
00:15:44Don't have to
00:15:45Aw
00:15:46The little prop boy
00:15:47Has a little trick section
00:15:49Now if I win
00:15:50You're all gonna have to start
00:15:51Treating Bree
00:15:52With more respect around here
00:15:53It's her money
00:15:54That's bankrolling
00:15:55This entire show
00:15:57Bree
00:15:57Look at that
00:15:58Got a knight in shining coveralls
00:16:02Fine
00:16:02Deal
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds
00:16:07Here
00:16:08We
00:16:09Go
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:1910 seconds
00:16:24Oh wow
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28You said he was good
00:16:30I thought you would at least try
00:16:32Getting security on the phone
00:16:34Getting security on the phone to escort you out in
00:16:355
00:16:364
00:16:383
00:16:392
00:17:02Absolutely
00:17:04Impossible
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13Nobody but the master of magic could have done this
00:17:19No
00:17:19No, no, no
00:17:20You
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck
00:17:22While Bree was distracting us
00:17:23I knew it
00:17:24Yeah, of course
00:17:25Just some amateur
00:17:26Trying something stupid
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap
00:17:28Lazy trick from the hack
00:17:31Now
00:17:32He's got a show to print
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene
00:17:37Stop gobbling at those cards
00:17:38And let's get to work
00:17:39Come on
00:17:42Samuel
00:17:43You believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe
00:17:49Well, come on
00:17:50The show opens in a few days
00:17:52We need to prep
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping
00:18:06This is not going to be a show
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend
00:18:23This is now my theater
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:31Which, as of this morning, is me
00:18:33I bought the theater
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39Have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:48Used to be
00:18:49You're past your prime
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled
00:18:55I'll lose everything
00:18:57If Brie loses this show
00:18:59The orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:00That saved my life as a child
00:19:02Will be destroyed
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract
00:19:05You can't just kick us out
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10While being cut in half
00:19:11And let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm this show's producer
00:19:15And if you cancel the show
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21I'll give you a chance
00:19:22A head-to-head magical competition
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins
00:19:28You keep your contract
00:19:29My team wins
00:19:31Your contract is terminated
00:19:32And you go back to doing
00:19:34Birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37Deal
00:19:40Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor
00:19:42With whoever you put him up against
00:19:43Great
00:19:44The competition will be tonight
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48But his cast doesn't come off
00:19:49For another week
00:19:49Not my problem
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen
00:20:00Are you ready for the epic
00:20:02No-holds-barred battle
00:20:04To see who will get this theater
00:20:06And who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry
00:20:12We have an ace at first leave
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:16You gotta be kidding
00:20:17You're not seriously considering
00:20:19Putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20His vestric is probably making a penny
00:20:22Up here behind his ear
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us
00:20:25All right?
00:20:26Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights
00:20:27To this brawl
00:20:28He's got world-class
00:20:29Real
00:20:30Magicians
00:20:31Yeah, no problem
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on
00:20:33Anyone that Kin sends to us
00:20:35And now
00:20:36The challengers
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation
00:20:40Matt Von Buren
00:20:54Oh, no
00:20:56Oh, God, no
00:20:58What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician
00:21:06To have five stars
00:21:08He's one of the best in the world
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:17Yeah
00:21:18Bring him on
00:21:18Now
00:21:19For the first act
00:21:21Or
00:21:21Should I say miracle
00:21:24Before each magician
00:21:25Is a glass of water
00:21:27The magicians must turn their water
00:21:29Into wine
00:21:30In a way that our top judges
00:21:33Can't figure out
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37Wins
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:40For close-up magic last year
00:21:41This plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43He's way beyond Xavier's league
00:21:46We're gonna lose
00:21:54Maybe not
00:21:56Showtime
00:22:02Xavier
00:22:06Xavier
00:22:06Xavier
00:22:06Xavier
00:22:07Not you
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He
00:22:24He's not even a magician
00:22:26He's just the guy
00:22:27That cleans up
00:22:27Dove shit
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:29Yeah
00:22:30Look, girl
00:22:30I know you have a little crush on the prop
00:22:32But leave this to the real magicians
00:22:34Samuel
00:22:34You can't seriously be considering this
00:22:36I mean, that guy
00:22:37Is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39And the magician
00:22:40From the Kensington team
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:54But I need a Hail Mary right now
00:22:57Daniel
00:23:05Oh my god
00:23:07You're prop boy
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help
00:23:10Against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:23:12Don't worry, kid
00:23:13This'll be over real quick
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows
00:23:17Where you belong
00:23:18It's a shame, though
00:23:19Because Matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad
00:23:23You'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:23:33In over a decade
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:37So he's already looking for excuses
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say
00:23:41It's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:47It's a two-out-of-three competition
00:23:50We need to judge their strength
00:23:52Oh, I get it
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out
00:23:56To get slaughtered
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01Because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06And you are
00:24:08Daniel
00:24:09Just Daniel
00:24:11Nice coveralls
00:24:12Daniel
00:24:13I give my servants the same ones
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26It's sad
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:29No
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Trust me
00:24:37Don't feel too bad
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous
00:24:49Maybe you should be
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59God
00:25:00He's frozen with fear
00:25:02Come on, Daniel
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel
00:25:06Are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely
00:25:09Oh my God
00:25:11What a shit show
00:25:12He's not even prepping it
00:25:14Hey, newbie
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:18I'm good
00:25:22No
00:25:23I'm good
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28And you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls
00:25:31Covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:33Tell you what
00:25:34It's not too soon to back out
00:25:36If you do
00:25:37I'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren
00:25:52Pay attention
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:10He's finished
00:26:17That was seamless
00:26:19Unbelievable
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38I'm stumped
00:26:39Well done
00:26:40You're three for three
00:26:43You have stumped our judges
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08Sure you do
00:27:10Please, enlighten us
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick
00:27:15All in good time
00:27:16Idiot
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18Pathetic
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:32He's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33Hey there
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44I think he can do it
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think
00:27:47Okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07Here
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:11Ooh
00:28:13Magic
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy
00:28:18You need to end this
00:28:20Now
00:28:20You're
00:28:25You're right
00:28:28I swore off my old life
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now but first
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help
00:28:59Bree
00:29:00Could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me
00:29:10This is just sad
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion
00:29:23But still
00:29:25You hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29You can never explain it in a million years
00:29:31Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:38But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48Just be an illusion
00:29:52Don't blink
00:29:53You'll miss it
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington
00:30:15I told you
00:30:16You shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking
00:30:50No
00:30:51Excuse me
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:52He's such a cake knife?
00:30:55He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable
00:31:14Baby
00:31:27My judges
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this
00:31:43Was the master of magic
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:07Not a clue
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie
00:32:17We turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:20Daniel
00:32:21You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25Tell us
00:32:26Yeah
00:32:27Tell us
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37Ionizing
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:40Giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:44That's
00:32:46That's
00:32:46Correct
00:32:49Amazing
00:32:50And Matthew
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02And with that
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round
00:33:10Oh
00:33:11No
00:33:11You did it
00:33:13Oh
00:33:14Thank you
00:33:17I need a knife
00:33:20Let's give him cake
00:33:23Well done, young man
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28That could have accomplished
00:33:29That transformation
00:33:30Was the master of magic
00:33:35No
00:33:35No
00:33:36He didn't transform anything
00:33:37He didn't even teleport
00:33:39He must have cheated
00:33:40There's no way
00:33:42An untrained worker
00:33:43Has that much level of skill
00:33:44Exactly
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:50How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53How was I supposed to know
00:33:54He was going to do that with the cop
00:33:55And teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter
00:34:03Get out of my face
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A team
00:34:20Kate
00:34:21Farlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:31Thank you for joining us
00:34:33That's
00:34:34That's Kate Barlow
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician
00:34:40All right
00:34:41Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round
00:34:52But now
00:34:52Watch an actual prep
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57Or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02Because she has hard-earned skills
00:35:05Now
00:35:07Yeah
00:35:08Get him, Sophie
00:35:09Always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13Oh
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive
00:35:17But it doesn't scare me
00:35:19Oh
00:35:19You think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21Just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26Because she was the protege
00:35:28Of the master of magic
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows
00:35:34Funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41She wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him
00:35:45That's why he disappeared
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:50Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51Make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53So what you're saying
00:35:54Is that we have to compete against somebody
00:35:56Who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02Shut up
00:36:04Miss Barlow
00:36:06It is an honor to compete
00:36:08With a magician of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13But honestly
00:36:15It's an insult
00:36:16You're even trying to compete
00:36:18So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24And publicly declare myself
00:36:26The new master of magic
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34This next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic
00:36:40Transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43In 30 seconds
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes
00:36:48Held by the master of magic
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds
00:36:59There's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07Hell
00:37:07There's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09That would make that trick possible
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets
00:37:16Are you saying you're going to break
00:37:17The master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music
00:37:39One, two, three
00:37:40Standard
00:37:43Oh my god
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49Is she about to break the record?
00:37:51Oh my god
00:37:52This is unreal
00:37:54This is history
00:37:56That is 18 changes
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00We have a new world record
00:38:02And possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:10The concentration
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20For a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23But no
00:38:24She's a fraud like the rest
00:38:26Sophie
00:38:26You can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage 9 or 10 changes
00:38:31But not 18
00:38:35Well
00:38:36Are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that
00:38:44We should just give up
00:38:46Come on, Sophie
00:38:47There has to be some chance
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52No one can do that
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money
00:38:55Who tried to get into magic
00:38:56But you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:07As the new master of magic
00:39:09Come on
00:39:10One of you at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility
00:39:16And they will starve
00:39:18Sophie
00:39:20Eugene
00:39:22Xavier
00:39:23If I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26But I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29Well, well
00:39:30Looks like I won
00:39:33Sir
00:39:34Are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40Might as well
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43Sorry, Samuel
00:39:44You should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:47Who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48It's over
00:39:49The theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the originate
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel
00:40:02Hey, where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel, stop
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16Bree
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:24The winners are
00:40:26Wait
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34That's adorable
00:40:35Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40Really, Samuel?
00:40:42You're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him
00:40:48But Samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:52Just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54Hey, that's not true
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56Is because Bree has a little crush on him
00:40:58That's enough
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03Is trying to save the show
00:41:05That's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel
00:41:09Are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts
00:41:16Now
00:41:27We're waiting
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes
00:41:31He's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track of them
00:41:37Hey, honey
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him
00:41:48He has it under control
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53Hey, Bree
00:41:54You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:41:59For the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01Seriously, get off the stage
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass
00:42:05Yo, buddy
00:42:06You're not getting 18, bro
00:42:07Knock it off
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:11You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13And wasted my precious time
00:42:21Time
00:42:21Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time
00:42:32Stand still
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:44This is
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48I'm trying not
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04Congratulations
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition
00:43:10What a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:35How did he do that?
00:43:41I don't know who I am
00:43:42I think we've guys
00:43:45Whoa!
00:43:47Hey!
00:43:48How are you?
00:43:49How are you?
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes!
00:43:55I can't believe it. It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The Mr. Wreck you used. Showmanship. The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:18Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic!
00:44:36Oh, God. I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I seek for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:06Please. Please forgive me. I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic.
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:52You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here. Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:17Right. Of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:08Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking! Right? Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us. Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us. We were just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think, maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:07What are you doing here for? Go! Just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:14So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:10That bracelet, could Daniel be Erik's brother?
00:49:28hey all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42but when i mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic what eric believed in you and your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt take that away you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn he went this way you have to be here somewhere
00:50:44your friends
00:50:46ah well that sounds awful
00:50:54so
00:51:00so
00:51:26you know eric told me to find you
00:51:33well you knew we could get together
00:51:37so
00:51:38are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again
00:51:56this looks way worse than when we were kids
00:51:59now you see why i was so desperate to get the money
00:52:16what happened to this orphanage
00:52:19good business that's what happened
00:52:29this is barry carnegay he owns the orphanage
00:52:32you're supposed to be in jail
00:52:34ah so you recognize me silly boy jail and laws are only for the poor i was out in two
00:52:42years and i've already taken back my casino as well as this place it's mine i bought it
00:52:49and i've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino
00:52:55you're a monster
00:52:56nah
00:52:57if i'm such a monster why don't you buy the orphanage from me huh
00:53:00oh you can't because you're poor and pathetic
00:53:06see this watch
00:53:07this is worth more than the whole place
00:53:09so
00:53:10you either give me the money for the orphanage
00:53:12or you get the fuck out
00:53:15i'm gonna get it
00:53:16well babe you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow
00:53:20because that's when the dozers start up
00:53:22who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino
00:53:27you can't be serious
00:53:29what about the children
00:53:31miss anderson what's he talking about
00:53:34are we gonna lose our home
00:53:36yeah you are
00:53:38but listen
00:53:41you can stay at my hotel
00:53:43ten grand a night
00:53:44you got that kind of money kid
00:53:48i didn't think so
00:53:51let's go
00:53:53pay your funds
00:53:54millions for this place
00:53:56i mean how am i gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon
00:54:02you'll have your money
00:54:04oh yeah
00:54:07where are you gonna get it
00:54:09tonight
00:54:09the diamond nebula casino
00:54:12will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:54:14i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:54:18i'm gonna rob your casino
00:54:43i'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory eric
00:54:50oh i see richard got the three links to try to steal the money
00:54:53top burglars in the world
00:54:56lily
00:54:57system logistics and camera espionage
00:55:02alisa
00:55:03who cracked the kremlin's most secure vault
00:55:06three times
00:55:08anna vita
00:55:09who can seduce anyone with a pulse
00:55:13they're good
00:55:15almost as good as me
00:55:17fortunately
00:55:18i can use that to my advantage
00:55:30so i gather you three are here to rob the diamond nebula vault as well
00:55:39i'm just who you think you are
00:55:41idiot man with a dead fish
00:55:43and tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer
00:55:46maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit
00:55:48and then snip his manhood off
00:55:52we don't need a knife
00:55:53i'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough
00:55:58ladies
00:55:59please
00:56:01let's make a deal
00:56:07see if i can help you i take a share of it
00:56:10if i can't i take nothing
00:56:20how did he do that
00:56:22well this is vegas
00:56:24he's probably just some lucky trickster
00:56:27give us a moment
00:56:31is nobody here
00:56:33maybe he could be our father
00:56:35mmm i like it
00:56:36he's clearly in all reasons
00:56:38it's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming
00:56:40we keep double crossing easy
00:56:44all right
00:56:44we'll let you help us
00:56:46and we'll even let you in all the cash
00:56:49but
00:56:50you have to prove yourself first
00:56:55i'm listening
00:56:58you see that cart of a deader boy
00:57:01clear it out
00:57:02bring us the chips
00:57:03you have five minutes
00:57:05do that
00:57:06and we will know that you can be a part of this heist
00:57:08look at him
00:57:10this man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket
00:57:13first you're going to need a key
00:57:15you got that
00:57:16a key
00:57:17and then
00:57:20why aren't you writing this down
00:57:22honey
00:57:22you should give up now
00:57:24you're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators
00:57:32okay
00:57:35he is stupider than i thought
00:57:37he's going in the wrong direction
00:57:39completely unaware of his environment
00:57:41hopeless
00:57:41this whole thing is a waste of time
00:57:44let's just get rid of him
00:57:48is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50oh i am so nervous i need a drink of water
00:57:53he's only going to slow a spell
00:57:55look at him
00:58:01oh
00:58:01are you serious?
00:58:03jeez
00:58:03i am a klutz and a half
00:58:07i am so sorry
00:58:07here let me just
00:58:08let me help you just wipe
00:58:09no no get off of me man
00:58:11this is garbage
00:58:12sorry
00:58:12yeah garbage
00:58:13just
00:58:15he tried a little bump and snatch
00:58:17he could grab the key
00:58:19he's a bit of a failure
00:58:20i've seen enough
00:58:27you had your shot and you blew it
00:58:29like the sad thief you are
00:58:32now you can go
00:58:33you blew your chance to work with the best in the world guy
00:58:37best in the world huh
00:58:40well then maybe you can tell me how i did this
00:58:54impossible
00:58:55he never even opens a chip card
00:58:58who is this guy?
00:59:00could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02how
00:59:03how did he do that?
00:59:05is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08ladies
00:59:10those chips did not come from the card
00:59:12no one is that girl
00:59:14he probably already had them off his sleeve
00:59:17that makes sense
00:59:18he's treating this like some little magic show
00:59:21if he's clearly an amateur which is good
00:59:23we wouldn't want to double-class the girl
00:59:25he's the perfect dumb taxi
00:59:28alright
00:59:30we'll let you help us
00:59:31but don't get in our way
00:59:35deal
00:59:38okay
00:59:39let's get back to the plan
00:59:40shall we?
00:59:41cuatro
00:59:42cinco
00:59:42seis
00:59:43i count six guards at the vault
00:59:45all six
00:59:46slovakian mercenaries
00:59:48sworn to protect that vault with their lives
00:59:51this is child's play
00:59:53easier than roping a legless mule
00:59:55it's time for epistraction
00:59:58when i walk past those guards
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me
01:00:03your plan is broken
01:00:07what did you just say?
01:00:09i said your plan is broken
01:00:11do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14evita seduced presidents
01:00:16kings
01:00:17ceos
01:00:17bishops
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain
01:00:28that's what i thought
01:00:29finally something makes it look like neanderthal school of you
01:00:33now shut up and watch your professional work
01:00:37look idiot
01:00:38watch your swag
01:00:42it is already starting so hard
01:00:55her last conquest was the richest man in south america
01:00:59she took him for all he was worth
01:01:01and before then
01:01:03is a hitbook monocle
01:01:05so how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08you'll see for yourself
01:01:09in three
01:01:09two
01:01:12oh my god
01:01:14you smell that?
01:01:16oh my god
01:01:16oh my god
01:01:22god
01:01:23i got that scent
01:01:24i got the disease
01:01:25HALT
01:01:28HALT
01:01:28HALT
01:01:29get back to your post
01:01:30what are you doing?
01:01:33dammit
01:01:33the perfume does not work on dimmit
01:01:35it's fine
01:01:36i almost got them away from the vault
01:01:38and that stupid captain means i will try again any real work
01:01:42they do not have time
01:01:43we need a new destruction now
01:01:49what's in him?
01:01:50when he goes to distract the guards they will catch
01:01:52we'll kill two birds with one stomp
01:01:57you go
01:02:00aye aye aye
01:02:01these vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky
01:02:03just look at how he walked right up to us earlier
01:02:05exactly
01:02:07he'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need
01:02:10this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight
01:02:14i almost feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24he's walking right past the guards
01:02:28maybe he's leaving
01:02:29realizing it looks too bad for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36is he serious?
01:02:38my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:40it's hard to let go
01:02:42but to save the orphans
01:02:45i'd do anything
01:02:46he's not even using zinder slot machines
01:02:49he's gambling with the old ones
01:02:51how is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52huh? how?
01:02:55this is ridiculous
01:02:56we have to go in
01:02:56he can't even distract the guards
01:02:58he's not even smart enough to be a foul guy
01:03:00my bedroom is ready
01:03:01i'm going back
01:03:02no wait
01:03:06i want to see him fail
01:03:08then
01:03:08he will cut
01:03:22no way
01:03:26oh my gosh amazing on your first try
01:03:31jackpot? how did he do that?
01:03:33oh my goodness he probably just got lucky
01:03:35that's not a real distraction
01:03:48the slot machines are paying out!
01:03:59code 11 all security personnel to the floor
01:04:02that's impossible
01:04:03why ain't sam held this habit?
01:04:05is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07ladies
01:04:08are we getting played by him?
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look
01:04:17right
01:04:18when we need him to take the fall
01:04:19he'll still easily do it
01:04:22he's going in the vault
01:04:23he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31the same vault i broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in without us?
01:04:39don't think i want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double cross us
01:04:44did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50hot blazes how did that happen?
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that
01:05:00don't worry it'll wash out
01:05:02and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:07that's right
01:05:07that's right
01:05:08we're too good
01:05:09we are professionals
01:05:10you are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:13with you in our league
01:05:13oh whatever
01:05:14step aside
01:05:15we are wasting valuable time
01:05:17it's time for the professionals to work
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world
01:05:26she's cracked into safes at the bank of london
01:05:29the new york federal reserve and fort knox
01:05:30all in one week
01:05:31can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:34just as i thought
01:05:35three lockers
01:05:36mechanical combination
01:05:38and the biometric id reader
01:05:39no wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe
01:05:43yeah
01:05:43me
01:05:45fortunately
01:05:46that one thief
01:05:48that's me
01:05:48six years ago
01:05:52is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03one down
01:06:04three to go
01:06:10intruder alert
01:06:11false entry detected
01:06:13notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15Alisa you triggered the door alarm
01:06:17we have to make it stop
01:06:18just give me a minute
01:06:19we don't have a minute
01:06:20how did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22because it was you who cracked the safe right?
01:06:24somebody shoved him up
01:06:26eleven
01:06:27well i'm just saying you've taught us before so
01:06:29no problem
01:06:30stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner like a good little boy
01:06:34five
01:06:36four
01:06:37three
01:06:38two
01:06:41three
01:06:42two
01:06:45intruder alert
01:06:46intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it
01:06:50sure you did
01:06:52how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an ibv international vault
01:06:57you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand
01:06:59like i did
01:07:02give me another second
01:07:03ladies we don't have another second
01:07:05hold on
01:07:07i'll give it a shot
01:07:09you really think you can be faster than me
01:07:11i am the one who cracks the safe not to
01:07:14stop distracting her
01:07:15this is a job for the pros
01:07:17Alisa you got this
01:07:18no
01:07:18she doesn't
01:07:19what are you talking about
01:07:20she won't get it open
01:07:21the place where she's drilling it won't work
01:07:23you do not know what you're talking about
01:07:25you are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody
01:07:32hmm
01:07:33got it
01:07:35she won't get it open
01:07:37go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it
01:07:43what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow
01:07:48the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door
01:07:51look the guards almost here i can help
01:07:53quiet idiot i've almost found it
01:07:55Alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot
01:08:01and if he can't open it
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours
01:08:11try not to screw up what i already started
01:08:13don't worry
01:08:15we'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds
01:08:23what the hell are you doing?
01:08:24is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27he's drunk
01:08:28he's been drunk the whole time
01:08:30we're just seeing it now
01:08:31well if he'd stop talking and listen
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside
01:08:35all security personnel
01:08:37we have a complete code 9 at the vault
01:08:40thumbs up!
01:08:41tickle him!
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00how the hell impossible
01:09:02who are you?
01:09:04are we in over our heads?
01:09:06ladies
01:09:06i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck?
01:09:20god damn
01:09:21there's gotta be near a billion in here
01:09:24i am taking a decade long spot trip
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart
01:09:50did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56we played you the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice
01:10:00you see those cameras?
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time
01:10:05except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording
01:10:08all of us
01:10:10except for you
01:10:11you really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14you were just our fault
01:10:15that is what happens when you try to run the city girls
01:10:19enjoy prison
01:10:21mr kim
01:10:22we got it
01:10:23it's safe for you to come in
01:10:28whoa
01:10:29this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around
01:10:37pack up
01:10:39who's this?
01:10:40oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy
01:10:47almost a little too easy
01:10:48it's like he wanted us to set them up
01:10:52sorry buddy
01:10:53but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56i'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait
01:11:01wait i know that voice
01:11:02who
01:11:05who are you?
01:11:08you know exactly
01:11:09who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads
01:11:14do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:15i wanna be petty
01:11:17i wanna be petty safe
01:11:17yeah calm down mr kim
01:11:19he is a nobody
01:11:20he's
01:11:21he's not a nobody
01:11:22he's
01:11:23richard tranquilo
01:11:24he's just our patsy
01:11:25we had him in our web the entire time
01:11:28he wasn't in your web
01:11:29you were in his
01:11:30you fools
01:11:33please
01:11:34please don't do this
01:11:35let us go
01:11:36relax richard
01:11:38i can do anything crazy like
01:11:41reactivate the alarms
01:11:41oh thank you
01:11:44because i already have
01:11:49what?
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56and what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59you think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01steal my stash?
01:12:02no
01:12:03not here
01:12:04not on my turf
01:12:08oh
01:12:08jesus
01:12:10the three links huh?
01:12:12KGB
01:12:13Annie Oakley
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz
01:12:16the world's best cat burglars
01:12:18my pink ass
01:12:20oh god
01:12:21and that's richard kim
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24the geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the cretaceous period
01:12:27trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you
01:12:35that mask
01:12:38i know you
01:12:39you're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years
01:12:44well too bad it didn't stick
01:12:45huh?
01:12:47but as i recall
01:12:48i did
01:12:49to kill your brother
01:12:51i put him down
01:12:52like a dog
01:12:52i should've put you down
01:12:54that night too
01:12:56tell you what
01:12:57we're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now
01:13:06well i knew it
01:13:08you never did quite perfect that trick
01:13:10did you?
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking
01:13:25i didn't see how he did that
01:13:27and you know why he didn't?
01:13:30he blinked
01:13:31get him!
01:13:35sweet!
01:13:35you guys brought flowers
01:13:52freeze!
01:14:00that's enough
01:14:08what?
01:14:10how did you do that?
01:14:12blast out like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast!
01:14:15what the hell happened?
01:14:17why am i tied up?
01:14:18because the real police are on their way
01:14:20and i want to make their job easier on them
01:14:21oh and
01:14:22don't worry it's just a flesh wound
01:14:24i'm sure you'll go on to live many years
01:14:26in prison
01:14:27why would i go to prison?
01:14:29you're the thief
01:14:30you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring in the united states
01:14:38not even your billions can get you out of this
01:14:42guess who the hell are you?
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:14:51no!"
01:14:51no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:14:54no, no, no!
01:14:54no, it's out of here!
01:14:55hold on!
01:15:07we did it eric
01:15:09untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency
01:15:11enough to pay off the loan door for the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college
01:15:15we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows and the library
01:15:30we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the
01:15:35money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:43mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that
01:15:54ice cream ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier
01:16:07magic team the only mistress of magic herself charity angia
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