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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:04He can't.
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:30Come on!
00:02:34Come on!
00:02:47IMMORTAL MASTER, IMMORTAL MASTER, SOMETHING'S WRONG!
00:02:51IMMORTAL MASTER, TANG ZAN ZANG AND HIS DISCIPLES ARE ALMOST AT MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:02:59YOU MUST NOT GO THERE!
00:03:10IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:03:10MASTER HASN'T EATEN OR DRUNK THESE PAST DAYS AND HE BARELY SAYS A WORD.
00:03:15COULD IT BE HE'S STILL PINING FOR THE QUEEN OF ZI LIANG?
00:03:20SECOND BROTHER, WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
00:03:23HOLY MONKBOUND FOR THE WEST, PLEASE STOP RIGHT HERE!
00:03:27DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP FORWARD!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32OUTSIDERS WOULDN'T KNOW, THERE'S A BAND OF DEMONS UP AHEAD, THEY'VE EATEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS!
00:03:37YOU MUSTN'T GO ANY FARTHER!
00:03:40WHAT?
00:03:42DON'T BE AFRAID, MASTER!
00:03:44I'M HERE!
00:03:49WUKONG, DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SAID UP THERE?
00:03:51DEMONS ARE CAUSING TROUBLE AHEAD.
00:03:53WE MUST ASK WHAT'S GOING ON SO I CAN SET MY MIND AT EASE.
00:03:56LET ME GO!
00:03:57MAYBE I CAN BEG FOR SOME ALMS TOO!
00:04:00BAJI!
00:04:01LOOK AT YOU!
00:04:03YOU'LL SCARE THEM OFF!
00:04:04LET WUKONG GO INSTEAD!
00:04:06HIM!
00:04:07HE'S UGLIER THAN I AM!
00:04:08BAJI FINALLY VOLUNTEERED!
00:04:13LET HIM CHANGE INTO SOMETHING HANDSOME THEN!
00:04:21WELL MASTER?
00:04:24FINE, GO AND COME BACK QUICK!
00:04:26ALRIGHT!
00:04:32SIR, PLEASE WAIT!
00:04:36YOU ARE...
00:04:38SIR!
00:04:40WE'RE MONKS FROM THE EASTERN TANG EMPIRE, HEADED TO THE WESTERN HEAVENS TO SEEK THE SUTRAS.
00:04:45I HEARD YOU SAY THERE ARE DEMONS AHEAD.
00:04:47WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON?
00:04:49UH...
00:04:50THOSE MOUNTAINS ARE CALLED MOUNTAINS OF LION AND CAMEL.
00:04:53THEY STRETCH FOR EIGHT HUNDRED LI.
00:04:55WEST OF THERE LIES A HUMAN KINGDOM CALLED LION-CAMEL KINGDOM.
00:05:00THE RAINS CAME IN SEASON, AND THE PEOPLE LIVED IN PEACE.
00:05:04IT WAS ONCE A LAND OF HARMONY.
00:05:07WHAT?
00:05:10HUNDRED YEARS AGO, THREE DEMONS CAME FROM THE WEST.
00:05:13THEY SEIZED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL AND AID AN ENTIRE CITY'S PEOPLE.
00:05:17OH, SO THAT'S IT.
00:05:18JUST THREE DEMONS, HUH?
00:05:20I'LL RAKE ONE TO DEATH MYSELF.
00:05:22MY BROTHER CAN CLUB ONE DEAD.
00:05:23WE'LL LEAVE THE LAST FOR SHA WU JING, AND HE'LL FINISH IT IN ONE SWING.
00:05:27IF IT WERE ONLY THREE, WHY WOULD I STOP YOU?
00:05:29AFTER THEY ATE THE PEOPLE, THEY DIDN'T LEAVE.
00:05:32THEY TOOK THE LAND AND FOUNDED A KINGDOM.
00:05:35GATHERING DEMONS FROM EVERYWHERE AS THEIR CITIZENS.
00:05:39KEEPING HUMANS AS LIVESTOP, AND EVEN SETTING UP A FULL COURT.
00:05:43THEY MADE TIGERS THEIR GENERALS AND WOLVES THEIR CAPTAINS.
00:05:46AS FOR THEIR LESSER DEMONS, 5,000 ARE ON THE SOUTHERN RIDGE, 5,000 ON THE NORTHERN RIDGE,
00:05:5310,000 AT THE EASTERN PASS, AND 10,000 AT THE WESTERN PASS.
00:05:58ANOTHER 4 OR 5,000 PATROL AND KEEP WATCH, AND 10,000 MORE GUARD THE GATES.
00:06:05THERE ARE COUNTLESS FIRE TENDERS AND COUNTLESS WOODCUTTERS TOO.
00:06:09ALL TOLD, THAT'S 47 OR 48,000.
00:06:13AND THOSE ARE THE ONES WITH NAMES, WITH BADGES AT THEIR WAISTS.
00:06:18STATIONED HERE JUST TO EAT PEOPLE.
00:06:21THAT MANY? 40,000? THAT'S IT?
00:06:24THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT THE UNREGISTERED ONES.
00:06:28ADD THOSE IN, AND YOU'RE TALKING ONE OR 200,000.
00:06:31THEY EAT PEOPLE EVERY DAY, BOILING THEM, SKEWING THEM,
00:06:35BREWING BLOOD INTO WINE.
00:06:37FOR 500 YEARS NOW, THEY'VE DEVOURED THE PEOPLE OF CONTINENT OF XINYU.
00:06:41GOOD HEAVENS.
00:06:44I'D BETTER GET BACK, FAST.
00:06:45AND REPORT TO M-MASTER.
00:06:55MASTER, WE CAN'T GO ON.
00:06:56THIS IS CALLED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL.
00:06:59IT'S A REALM OF DEMONS.
00:07:0040-50,000 ARE WAITING TO EAT PEOPLE.
00:07:04WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
00:07:06YOU IDIOT!
00:07:07WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
00:07:08I'VE FOUGHT A HUNDRED THOUSAND HEAVENLY SOLDIERS.
00:07:11WHAT'S 40 OR 50,000 DEMONS TO ME?
00:07:13BIG BROTHER, YOU'RE SO CAPABLE.
00:07:15BUT I, OLD JEW, DON'T HAVE THE NERVE.
00:07:17IF YOU ASK ME, WE SHOULD SPLIT THE LUGGAGE NOW AND RUN FOR OUR LIVES.
00:07:21THE LOCALS ARE TERRIFIED OF DEMONS, AND YOU BELIEVE THEIR EXAGGERATIONS?
00:07:26EVEN IF THERE REALLY ARE THAT MANY,
00:07:28I'D SWING MY STAFF ALL NIGHT AND WIPE THEM OUT TO THE LAST.
00:07:32TALK IS CHEAP.
00:07:33BESIDES THAT FUNERAL ROD OF YOURS, WHAT WEAPON DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT MANY FIENDS?
00:07:38DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME.
00:07:40I, OLD SON, CAN CARVE A PATH THROUGH THE EASTERN SEA,
00:07:43EVEN A MOUNTAIN OF IRON AND SILVER.
00:07:45I CAN SMASH STRAIGHT THROUGH.
00:07:46THEN IF YOU CAN, GO DO IT.
00:07:49WUKONG, WHAT YOU HEAR MAY BE FALSE.
00:07:51WHAT YOU SEE IS THE TRUTH.
00:07:52BAJI IS SCARED OUT OF HIS WITS.
00:07:54GO TAKE A LOOK, SEE FOR YOURSELF.
00:07:56AND WHETHER IT'S AS THAT OLD MAN SAID.
00:07:58YES, MASTER.
00:08:15STAY INSIDE THE CIRCLE.
00:08:17DON'T COME OUT.
00:08:17I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
00:08:29THIRD GREAT KING, IT'S TIME TO EAT.
00:08:33REPORT, THIRD GREAT KING, WORD HAS COME FROM THE KINGDOM OF XILIANG.
00:08:36CENTIPEDE TAOIST WAS KILLED BY TANG SAN ZANG AND HIS DISCIPLES.
00:08:41TANG SAN ZANG HAS PASSED XILIANG.
00:08:44FIVE HUNDRED YEARS.
00:08:46AT LAST TANG SAN ZANG'S FLESH.
00:09:05BIG BROTHER, SECOND BROTHER, COME ON.
00:09:07LET'S DRINK TO TANG SAN ZANG'S ARRIVAL.
00:09:09LET'S HAVE A TOAST.
00:09:10CHEERS.
00:09:16BIG BROTHER, WHY THE LONG FACE?
00:09:19BIG BROTHER, WE'RE ABOUT TO EAT TANG SAN ZANG'S FLESH.
00:09:22CHEER UP.
00:09:24YOU'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO LIGHTLY.
00:09:26THAT TANG SAN ZANG MAY BE A MORTAL NOW, BUT HIS ELDEST DISCIPLE IS NO ORDINARY FIGURE.
00:09:32THAT MONKEY, BORN OF STONE WHEN LUA MENDED THE SKY.
00:09:35A STONE MONKEY MADE FLESH.
00:09:37HE LEARNED MAGIC FROM ANCIENT POWERS.
00:09:39ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND SOLDIERS COULDN'T STOP HIM.
00:09:41HE'S NOT SOMEONE WE CAN HANDLE EASILY.
00:09:45WHAT'S A HUNDRED THOUSAND HEAVENLY SOLDIERS?
00:09:47BIG BROTHER, YOU FORGOT.
00:09:49WHEN THE HEAVENLY COURT CAME TO WIPE US OUT,
00:09:51ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND HEAVENLY SOLDIERS.
00:09:53YOU SWALLOWED THEM ALL IN ONE BITE.
00:09:55SOME STINKING MONKEY.
00:09:57WHAT IS HE REALLY?
00:09:58DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM.
00:09:59WHO KNOWS?
00:10:00HOW MANY HEROES HAVE DIED UNDER THAT MONKEY'S IRON STAFF?
00:10:04SO IN THE END, YOU'RE SCARED OF SUN WUKONG, AREN'T YOU?
00:10:07THEN WE JUST TAKE DOWN SUN WUKONG, AND THAT'S THAT.
00:10:11THIRD BROTHER, YOU HAVE A PLAN?
00:10:15OF COURSE I DO. GUARDS, BRING IT UP.
00:10:29WHAT'S THIS?
00:10:32I TOOK IT BEFORE I LEFT THE SACRED BUDDHIST MONASTERY.
00:10:34JUST SOMETHING I GRABED FROM THE TREASURY.
00:10:36THEY CALL IT THE YIN-YANG ENERGY VAS.
00:10:40YOU DARED STEAL FROM THE SACRED BUDDHIST MONASTERY?
00:10:43AREN'T YOU AFRAID THE BUDDHA WILL PUNISH YOU?
00:10:46UNCLE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING MY NEPPIE'S STUFF?
00:10:50BUDDHA TATHAGATA OWES ME THAT MUCH.
00:10:52ALL RIGHT. THIRD BROTHER, HOW DOES THIS VASE DEAL WITH SUN WUKONG?
00:10:55Inside are 7 gems, 8 trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:00If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:04The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, 3 fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:15Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power, and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zong will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zong.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zong and here he comes.
00:11:50Big Brother, Sun Wukong is gone.
00:11:52Perfect timing.
00:11:53But Tang San Zong is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:02So what?
00:12:03I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big Brother, we'll each take one.
00:12:06Second Brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zong away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well, now this is interesting.
00:12:30Huh?
00:12:31Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid.
00:12:37I'll hold them off.
00:13:03Master, don't be afraid.
00:13:06Master, don't be afraid.
00:13:10That damn monkey.
00:13:11He had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going!
00:13:23And there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zong will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee!
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell.
00:14:06Break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished! If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move! Third King's orders! Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Zang Zang Zang up! And hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols! Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass. If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel too?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first. Who are you?
00:15:50I... I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it! My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:07Your boss!
00:16:09Hmm! Chief Wind Scout! How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave!
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job! So he promoted me for training!
00:16:22Don't believe me? Look!
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:31Hello, sir!
00:16:32We're co-workers! No need to be formal!
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing. Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me!
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace
00:16:52and the Eleven Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends.
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers.
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing!
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage Equal to Heaven!
00:17:22The Great Sage Equal to Heaven?
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:30None! None!
00:17:30The Great Sage Equal!
00:17:32I Geschäft Esp站!
00:17:42I nuggets in the family Natomiast!
00:17:42The Great Sage Equal to Heaven!
00:17:43And the Great Vault especial!
00:17:43The Great Sage Equal to Heaven kinetic При in the car
00:17:43Maybe we see people looking ahead that way!
00:17:50The Giver edge on the star's shift is pre- accomplice!
00:18:12Blood vermicelli soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Can the sacred Buddhist monastery not see this?
00:18:22The king gave orders, fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:27What did you just say? Wash Tang San Zang?
00:18:30You didn't know? The king just captured Tang San Zang?
00:18:34What? Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:18:49Hehehe.
00:18:58Reporting to the three kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big brother! Let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers. Catching Tang San Zang was too easy this time. But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang. You're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today. Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk. It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you. And so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops. What is there to
00:20:06fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops? All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow. My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men! Slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:43That's all.
00:20:44That's all.
00:20:47influencer, cool shocking.
00:20:53Not in the world, we destroyed the Hell-Obs, no aliens.
00:20:55What?!
00:20:57Sometimes this is where their grandk metro went away.
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master!
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late!
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons!
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out!
00:21:28Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout
00:21:31and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh
00:21:34so he too may live forever!
00:21:58Hack him to pieces!
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Wukong!
00:22:28Wukong!
00:22:29Wukong!
00:22:30Master!
00:22:44Let my Master go!
00:22:45Let's go!
00:22:51He's already dead and eat the gold!
00:22:54He's already dead!
00:22:56Let me come!
00:23:00Father!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head.
00:23:18I don't care who you are.
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same.
00:23:27Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:44Hive!
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong.
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange.
00:24:24This is weird.
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are.
00:24:27Don't panic, boss.
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones.
00:24:31He's messing with you.
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects.
00:24:37Next time you see your master,
00:24:39I'll spare you the humiliation.
00:24:40You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:05Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:21Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands.
00:25:34He can't get far.
00:25:37Those demons are something else.
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone.
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements.
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine.
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours.
00:25:50The rations are mine.
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks.
00:25:56Second brother,
00:25:57master's fate is still unknown,
00:25:58and you're splitting up the luggage?
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious.
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't.
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it.
00:26:07I'm going back to Gal Village.
00:26:10You...
00:26:16Eldest brother,
00:26:17you're finally back.
00:26:18Master was taken by demons.
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew,
00:26:21why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master,
00:26:27and you let him get taken.
00:26:29I'll beat you.
00:26:30Hey, Monkey King.
00:26:31There were too many of them.
00:26:32What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother,
00:26:36saving master comes first.
00:26:37You think I don't know their many?
00:26:39I've already fought them.
00:26:40I was outnumbered.
00:26:41I couldn't save master.
00:26:42You two come with me now.
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master.
00:26:46All right.
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender.
00:26:56Monster,
00:26:57your grandpa pig is here.
00:26:59Monster,
00:26:59let my master go.
00:27:03Kill them.
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05Monkey!
00:27:06You lost to me,
00:27:07and you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before.
00:27:10This time,
00:27:11my brother scanned as one.
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground.
00:27:14The monkey even brought
00:27:15three more helpers.
00:27:16What a pity.
00:27:17They're all losers
00:27:18we've beaten before.
00:27:19Shut it,
00:27:20long-nosed elephant.
00:27:21Or else,
00:27:22I'll knock your teeth out
00:27:23with my rake.
00:27:24You wouldn't dare.
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:39Just kill them!
00:27:58Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:13Ta-da!
00:28:15Oh!
00:28:15Ah!
00:28:16Yeah!
00:28:25Oh!
00:28:33Ah!
00:28:41Take this, my staff!
00:29:12Take this, my staff!
00:29:39Take this, my staff!
00:30:29Take this, my staff!
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll swallow you home!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down!
00:31:32That monster's here to eat you!
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite and you're in his belly!
00:31:36Today you're still a monk!
00:31:38Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung!
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:45Wipe out Teng San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wujing!
00:31:53Bai Longma!
00:31:54Run for your lives!
00:32:01I've been at that!
00:32:04I was gonna die!
00:32:04I was gonna die!
00:32:05He's gonna die!
00:32:07He's gonna die!
00:32:12He's gonna die!
00:32:30Third brother!
00:32:41big brother what's wrong that sun wukong is all iron and steel he's hard to digest
00:32:49my stomach's so bloated it hurts it's okay big brother let's get back to the cave quick have
00:32:55the boys boil a big pot of salt water then take a few baskets of hawthorn to aid digestion it'll
00:33:00digest anything iron head or steel arms all right this is that old demon stomach good since you let
00:33:15old son in I'll make you pay for it brother have a seat quick bring in the brine soaked fruit
00:33:36trying to drown old son are you transform you flood me out I'll just take a little boat
00:33:50how is it brother his belly's bloated with water wonder if that monkey drowned my boy you filled
00:33:58your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath nice and warm real comfortable
00:34:04what that monkey's still alive in my belly if Brian won't kill him use our fruit good
00:34:17my boy your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful it's nowhere near as good as my
00:34:23mount huago mountain of flowers and fruit you little monkey tapeworm the fruit I eat all ends
00:34:30up in your belly good grandson toss me some more bananas your grandpa loves bananas
00:34:39son wukong get your ass out here not coming out autumn's turned cold and I'm still in thin clothes
00:34:45but it's warm in this belly and there's no wind I'll come out after I've wintered here
00:34:50big brother that monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut
00:34:58if he wants to winter there I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell
00:35:02I won't eat all winter I'll starve this stable boy to death
00:35:06good grandson you don't know the half of it I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures
00:35:10and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me if you won't feed me I'll take your liver guts and
00:35:15lungs in
00:35:16here and boil them up in one pot make myself a nice awful soup and stay full till chingming festival
00:35:22uh brother that crazy monkey would actually do this don't panic brother there's no room for a stove in
00:35:29your belly he can't even get a fire going who says I can't set up a stove that forked bones
00:35:35the perfect
00:35:35spot oh no if he really sets up a stove and lights it the thick smoke will choke you up
00:35:40and
00:35:40you'll suffocate brother then what do we do relax leave it to old son I'll jab the golden cudgel
00:35:49right into your belly button and poke a hole through it it'll be a vent for fresh air and as
00:35:53a chimney too you're gonna jab my belly button that's it I'm done someone bring me the poison
00:36:00that bottle our hot Bodhisattva even an immortal would drop from one sip mix it into the wine I'll drink
00:36:06it all yes brother don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse I'm going to the death with that monkey
00:36:16500 years ago when I wrecked the heavenly court I ate liosi's elixirs and drank the jade emperor's
00:36:22wine queen mother's peaches phoenix marrow dragon liver what haven't I tasted poison you think you can poison me
00:36:46now that's good wine I haven't had wine in over 500 years not a single drop
00:36:59how is he brother how does it feel that's strange normally after one whole jar even if I'm not wasted
00:37:07I'd be flushed and stumbling but today it feels like I didn't drink at all unless that damn monkey
00:37:12drank it all good wine damn good wine perfect brother that monkey drank all the poisoned wine he's as
00:37:23good as dead my stomach
00:38:03my boy well are you begging yet son wukong if you've got the guts kill me fine then I'll beat
00:38:13you right in the
00:38:14gallbladder
00:38:20mercy mercy great sage equal to heaven please spare him I'm begging for my big brother
00:38:26my boy don't waste words just call him grandpa's son
00:38:30grandpa it's our fault your grandsons we swallowed you by mistake great sage have mercy pity us like
00:38:38ants clinging to life spare my big brother's life the three of us will release your master and see you
00:38:43through the mountains
00:38:46you dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death my master is delicate he can't
00:38:52take this abuse you'll pay for this great sage I don't have any gold or jewels on me no amber
00:38:59agate
00:38:59or other treasures how can I pay you pay you how I want the three of you brothers to fetch
00:39:05a fragrant
00:39:05vine palanquin let my master ride in it carry it yourselves get my master across the 800 lie mountain
00:39:11of lion and camel what I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years third brother saving our eldest
00:39:19comes first
00:39:21as you say great sage the three of us agree just come out and quickly fine open your mouth wide
00:39:30I'll fly out myself hey big brother when he comes out bite down hard crush that monkey swallow him whole
00:39:36then
00:39:36he can't torment you anymore trying to play tricks on me huh I'll hold the golden cudgel go on fight
00:39:46it
00:39:56big brother bite it now
00:40:01my bangs
00:40:04what a slippery demon you dare fool your grandpa son I spared your life and you tried to bite me
00:40:10to death
00:40:10I'm not coming out today I'm not coming out
00:40:12you went back in again good brother what kind of rotten idea was that we didn't even bite the monkey
00:40:19and I chipped my teeth instead son Wukong I've heard your name for a long time it's thunder in the
00:40:26ears
00:40:26they say you made a show outside the southern heavenly gate and showed off at the palace of grand mysteries
00:40:32now you're on the road to the western heavens slaying demons so you're just some upstart monkey
00:40:38if you've got the guts come out and fight fair if you'd said that 500 years ago I might have
00:40:44taken the
00:40:44bait but now nothing you say matters let my master go
00:40:50fine fine I'll release him right now
00:41:10master
00:41:14bocce
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:50Toss that steely, great sage son, and you're outside the Lion-Camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out, we won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little white dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great sage son, your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine, open your mouth.
00:42:27Bajisha Jr. brother, let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave true Dharma form?
00:42:40Monkey King, they broke their promise.
00:42:43I saw it coming, since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Bajisha Jr. brother, Shaq.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:25Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:28Kill them!
00:43:37Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:40Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:52Senior brother!
00:43:55Senior brother!
00:43:56And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:58Go on!
00:44:05Damn them!
00:44:09See you!
00:44:10Come on, Saul!
00:44:20Your master!
00:44:26Savage…
00:44:27Следicwiya…
00:44:28End on!
00:44:34Crash him to death!
00:44:45Monkey King!
00:44:46Seen your brother!
00:44:47Monkey King got sobbed into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore!
00:45:10Let me go!
00:45:12Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out!
00:45:23You little punk!
00:45:24Taste this!
00:45:25This!
00:45:38Big Brother!
00:45:40Big Brother!
00:46:08Son Wukong, you're as good as dead.
00:46:15All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave!
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate!
00:46:21We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:46:25Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Son Wukong?
00:46:49Don't worry big brother!
00:46:50In no time at all, Son Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this?
00:47:05How did it trap me in here?
00:47:07I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:16That's some serious force!
00:47:18Don't waste your breath!
00:47:20You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it?
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:24Crow!
00:47:26Crowing won't help!
00:47:29Shrink!
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless!
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase!
00:47:46Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:48Oh no!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Son Wukong!
00:48:02Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a meaning!
00:48:14Hm!
00:48:14My boy!
00:48:15That vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah?
00:48:18Take a closer look!
00:48:25Samadhi true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:31In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:42Senior brother!
00:48:47Wukong!
00:48:50Master!
00:48:55I, San Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:58I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:09Master Baji and Sha Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here!
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:25Wukong!
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs!
00:49:30In dire straits, they can save your life!
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin!
00:49:36The life-saving hair she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill!
00:49:52Don't take the job!
00:49:53I'll drill through your vase!
00:50:05Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Now we can get out!
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry!
00:50:24Relax, big brother!
00:50:25It's been ages!
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone!
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here!
00:50:31Let me see!
00:50:33Gods!
00:50:34Carry it before the great king!
00:50:52Third king, something's wrong!
00:50:54The vase is lighter!
00:50:57Nonsense!
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure!
00:51:00It contains Yin Yang dual energy!
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king, look!
00:51:07It really is lighter!
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:25This vase is empty!
00:51:27Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:29Who did this?
00:51:33My sweet grandkids, who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong!
00:51:46He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:51Kill that fly!
00:51:53Kill it!
00:51:56Now!
00:51:57Spread the order!
00:51:58Shut the gates!
00:51:59Shut them!
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out!
00:52:03Run!
00:52:04We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords!
00:52:23Aren't you here to eat Tong Zanzang's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year!
00:52:29My meat reeks!
00:52:31If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course!
00:52:37You're the appetizer!
00:52:38The king said so!
00:52:39Wash Jubaji clean first!
00:52:41Scald him, shave him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine!
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:54Alright!
00:52:55Move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help!
00:53:00Someone help!
00:53:05What a coward!
00:53:07And he used to be Marshal Tian Peng, yet he's that scared of dying!
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson!
00:53:1324!
00:53:14What a coward!
00:53:21Juvuneng!
00:53:24Juvuneng!
00:53:25Who?
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wuneng is my name!
00:53:28Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name!
00:53:30After I joined Master, they all call me Bhajie!
00:53:33Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Who ever called my Dharma name, show yourself!
00:53:45It was me!
00:53:48Who are you?
00:53:49Hiding in the shadows!
00:53:52Show yourself!
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives!
00:54:00By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul!
00:54:05Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first!
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama!
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong!
00:54:12Ask him to cut me some slack!
00:54:14Let me live one more day!
00:54:16Come take me tomorrow!
00:54:17Nonsense!
00:54:19If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck!
00:54:31Please sir, have mercy!
00:54:33One look at me and you know I'm done for!
00:54:35I'm going to die!
00:54:36No question!
00:54:37I just want one more day!
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing!
00:54:41All of them!
00:54:42Let me see them one last time!
00:54:44Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau!
00:54:47At least I'll have honored our bond!
00:54:49Then I can die with no regrets!
00:54:52Fine!
00:54:53I've got thirty names on my warrant!
00:54:55They're all nearby!
00:54:56Let me round them up, then I'll take you!
00:55:00That buys you this one day!
00:55:01But running errands is hard work!
00:55:03Got any silver on you?
00:55:06Handsome over!
00:55:07Call it travel money!
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji, a monk!
00:55:17The four elements are empty!
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:19If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping!
00:55:24Let me slip the rope on you and come with me!
00:55:27Please don't take me!
00:55:28Don't arrest me!
00:55:29I know what that is!
00:55:30That's a rope of fate!
00:55:32Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away!
00:55:34I have money!
00:55:35I'll pay you!
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over!
00:55:38Quit stalling!
00:55:39Or I'll take you straight to Underworld!
00:55:43What a pity!
00:55:44What a pity!
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk, some devout families would feed the monks and seeing what an appetite
00:55:50I had, they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns!
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit, until I scraped together five kyen of silver!
00:55:57A few days ago, I went to the women's kingdom and begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece!
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience!
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fenn off me!
00:56:08In the end, I had one horse hoof silver worth four kyen and six fenn!
00:56:12Take it then!
00:56:14This idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants!
00:56:17Yet he can hide silver!
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear!
00:56:25My hands are tied!
00:56:27I can't get it!
00:56:28Reach in and feel for it yourself!
00:56:44You idiot!
00:56:45It really is four chen and six fenn!
00:56:51Damn that bimowen!
00:56:53So it was you!
00:56:55It's him monkey!
00:56:56Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:58And you still mess with me, even scamming me out of my silver!
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures!
00:57:08You have no idea what we've been through!
00:57:11We hacked through thorns and fought off demons!
00:57:13Well you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off and you even stash away private money!
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit.
00:57:22I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit.
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason!
00:57:27Then you stole my silver!
00:57:28Give it back!
00:57:29Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin!
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money!
00:57:34It's mine now!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom!
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here!
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing!
00:57:44Easy!
00:57:45Since I took your silver, I'll get you out!
00:58:10And you call yourself Marshal Tien Ping reborn?
00:58:13What a spineless coward!
00:58:15Not today!
00:58:15I'm not running!
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out!
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move!
00:58:22Split top!
00:58:33Move!
00:58:37Move!
00:58:43spoiled Simpson!
00:58:43Sir Wu Jing reverted to his true form, dipping raw slices in minced human flesh!
00:59:09Brother Shah!
00:59:13Senior brother!
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:20Boss, we finally get to eat dragon!
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The King said we can't eat this dragon.
00:59:30We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace.
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:45Boss, where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:57Boss, where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:59Boss, I'm not dead!
01:00:08Boss, I'm not dead!
01:00:11Boss, I'm not dead!
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with Senior Brother!
01:00:20We have to save Master!
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:25Report!
01:00:26Your Majesties!
01:00:27Chang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave!
01:00:31We don't have enough men!
01:00:32We can't hold them off!
01:00:34What?!
01:00:36They all broke free!
01:00:38Oh no!
01:00:38What do we do now?
01:00:39Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother!
01:00:42We're badly weakened!
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again!
01:00:48The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore!
01:00:50Don't panic!
01:00:51Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
01:00:54Bring Tang San Zhang!
01:00:59Third brother, Tang San Zhang won't help!
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel, but even the grunts can't hold it!
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold, I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom!
01:01:11You mean-
01:01:12Big brother, second brother, in Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons!
01:01:17We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City, we'll swarm him to death!
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers!
01:01:25Exactly!
01:01:26Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom!
01:01:31Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City!
01:01:36Demons, let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message!
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you wanna save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:53lion and Camel City?
01:01:55f-
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