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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It EP
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer, I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public, you know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:01Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11Do it. We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:21Holy shit!
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know
00:02:31Kill him!
00:02:34Kill him!
00:02:37And now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:36Kill him!
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Derek, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bree.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the Queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the Queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the Queen of Hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those
00:06:46cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, Hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:58What a loser.
00:07:58Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:35This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:50Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he, he died.
00:09:39It's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Pree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:09:59Uh, I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh, just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know, your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh, say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:58Hey!
00:12:02what did i tell you i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff well i'm the prop assistant
00:12:07just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to
00:12:15not
00:12:15be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three star magician are you no i'm not not since i was 12 after becoming the
00:12:37world's first seven star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right
00:12:42you're not you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us
00:12:53real
00:12:53musicians okay what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my
00:13:09gold zephyr deck the master of magic himself used this type of deck actually i prefer the platen
00:13:15deck well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on
00:13:19the table like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck
00:13:24is funny you're fired if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you
00:13:33to find brie
00:13:34help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:49hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:11how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not sir who are you gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:14:33i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep
00:14:59your job 15 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it
00:15:03that quick but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't
00:15:14fair
00:15:14i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:15:21brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:15:45have to oh the little prop boy has a treat section now if i win you're all gonna have to
00:15:51start treating
00:15:51brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show brie look at
00:15:58that got a knight and shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:23oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought
00:16:30he would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:02absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:13master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:25course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:32now it's got a show to print
00:17:36sophie eugene stop goggling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49oh come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend
00:18:23this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the
00:18:31owner which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of
00:18:38magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:43you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out
00:19:06hey hey doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults
00:19:12talk i'm this show's producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can
00:19:18prove you're not worthy of this theater i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition
00:19:25your old man and his team wins you keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated
00:19:32then you go back to doing uh birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37deal
00:19:40mr kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come out for another week
00:19:49not my problem hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the epic no holds barred battle to see who will get this
00:20:05feeder and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace of our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20his vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:27he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone that kin sends to
00:20:34us
00:20:35and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt von bierd
00:20:54oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into
00:21:29wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins
00:21:38matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43he's way beyond xavier's league we're gonna lose
00:21:53maybe not showtime
00:22:01xavier
00:22:05xavier not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff shit yeah xavier's the best
00:22:29of
00:22:29all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush and a little prop boy but leave
00:22:33this to the
00:22:33a lot of shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss
00:22:38himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god
00:23:07your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:17belong
00:23:17it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21you'll get beat so bad you'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:24matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the world
00:23:28they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in over
00:23:33a decade
00:23:33uh no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out
00:23:48of three competition
00:23:49we need to judge their strength oh i i get it
00:23:53okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i come in and save the day
00:23:59we're sad he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment
00:24:17just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever performed for i can't believe he actually
00:24:22went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really thought
00:24:27that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:08absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:16supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good
00:25:22no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what
00:25:30coveralls covered in dirt and dove
00:25:32shit tell you what it's not too soon to back out if you do i'll give you the honor of
00:25:38having my
00:25:38autograph are you ready or do you need more time to prepare no i don't need more time for this
00:25:45trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:28what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick
00:26:32fool you i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a
00:26:37miracle
00:26:37i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick all in good time idiot everybody
00:27:17knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fella's got some
00:27:35stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:54wouldn't be in
00:28:03this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:39but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help
00:29:00brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life see every
00:29:34day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kentington i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:30:19you should have respected my ranking no i think there's something else going on now i apologize
00:30:26ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment which will be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:51what's he doing he's such a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:02how
00:31:04how
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14That's amazing.
00:31:22Whoa, that is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:25Great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:34Cake, the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master
00:31:45of magic.
00:31:53How is this possible?
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Tell us.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's correct.
00:32:50Amazing.
00:32:50And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:05Oh, no.
00:33:10Oh, no.
00:33:11Oh, no.
00:33:11Oh, no.
00:33:12You did it!
00:33:13Oh, no.
00:33:14Look at your health.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Ms. Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's... that's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41Alright.
00:34:41Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had a little fun in the first round.
00:34:52But now, watch an actual pro.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:34:57Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:06Now...
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh!
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Ms. Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, Ray.
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?!
00:36:00I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Ms. Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:18So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my god, her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49They're about to break the record.
00:37:50Oh my god.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:53This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:22But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage 9 or 10 changes, but not 18.
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:42No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie, there has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:33Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:37You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:49The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:40Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What's he doing?
00:41:34What's he doing?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:53Hey, Bree, uh, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass!
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:31Stand still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48I'm trying now.
00:42:53I'm blank.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:11Sophie at least would've had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:2476.
00:43:2576.
00:43:26What the?
00:43:28What the?
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:3977.
00:43:4178.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:54I don't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:36Karl.
00:44:38I just made an ass of myself.
00:44:41In front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges.
00:44:48To declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:07Daniel!
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:10that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here.
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic,
00:45:34you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:42will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night
00:45:53than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money.
00:46:06I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here
00:46:31before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Ugh!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow!
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel,
00:46:51when I first saw you,
00:46:53I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see
00:46:57that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly,
00:47:01I just feel so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, no, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know,
00:47:28showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you,
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide
00:47:40what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:45I don't like that, you know.
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:10Why?
00:48:13So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:19I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay,
00:48:28I'd gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave,
00:48:35it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die,
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true,
00:48:53but nobody else
00:48:55could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:00Daniel!
00:49:02Daniel!
00:49:10That bracelet.
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28hey all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same
00:49:34the older brother looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42what mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic what eric believed in you and your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt take that away you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn he went this way you have to be here somewhere
00:50:44your fans
00:50:46ah well that sounds awful
00:50:53so
00:51:00so
00:51:06so
00:51:26you know eric told me to find you
00:51:32well you knew we'd be good together
00:51:36so
00:51:38are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again
00:51:55this looks way worse than when we were kids
00:51:59now you see why i was so desperate to get the money
00:52:16what happened to this orphanage
00:52:19good business that's what happened
00:52:29this is barry carnegay he owns the orphanage
00:52:32you're supposed to be in jail
00:52:34ah so you recognize me silly boy jail and laws are only for the poor i was out in two
00:52:42years
00:52:42and i've already taken back my casino as well as this place it's mine i bought it
00:52:49and i've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino
00:52:54you're a monster
00:52:55you're a monster
00:52:56if i'm such a monster why don't you buy the orphanage from me huh
00:53:00oh you can't because you're poor and pathetic
00:53:06see this watch this is worth more than the whole place
00:53:09so you either give me the money for the orphanage
00:53:12or you get the fuck out
00:53:15i'm gonna get it
00:53:16well babe you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow
00:53:20because that's when the dozers start up
00:53:21who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino
00:53:26but you can't be serious
00:53:29what about the children
00:53:30miss anderson what's he talking about
00:53:34are we gonna lose our home
00:53:35yeah you are
00:53:38but listen
00:53:41you can stay at my hotel
00:53:43for ten grand a night
00:53:44you got that kind of money kid
00:53:48i didn't think so
00:53:51let's go
00:53:53pay your funds
00:53:55millions for this place
00:53:56i mean how am i gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon
00:54:02you'll have your money
00:54:04oh yeah
00:54:07where are you gonna get it
00:54:09tonight
00:54:09the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:54:14i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:54:17i'm gonna rob your casino
00:54:43i'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory eric
00:54:50oh i see richard got the three links to try to steal the money
00:54:53of top burglars in the world
00:54:55lilly
00:54:56system logistics and camera espionage
00:55:02alisa
00:55:03who cracked the kremlin's most secure vault
00:55:05three times
00:55:07anna vita
00:55:09who can seduce anyone with a pulse
00:55:13they're good
00:55:15they're good
00:55:16almost as good as me
00:55:17fortunately
00:55:18i can use that to my advantage
00:55:29so i gather you three are here to rob the diamond nebula vault as well
00:55:39i'm just who you think you are idiot man with a dead fish
00:55:42and tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer
00:55:45maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit
00:55:49and then snip his manhood off
00:55:52we don't need a knife
00:55:53i'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up
00:55:58ladies please
00:56:01let's make a deal
00:56:07see if i can help you i take a share of it
00:56:10if i can't i take nothing
00:56:20how did he do that well this is vegas
00:56:24he's probably just some lucky trickster
00:56:27give us a moment
00:56:31there's nobody here
00:56:33maybe he could be our fogger
00:56:35i like it
00:56:36he's clearly in all the reasons
00:56:38it's not like he's a clone we'd see it come in
00:56:40we keep double crossing easy
00:56:43all right
00:56:45we'll let you help us
00:56:46and we'll even let you in all the cash
00:56:49but you have to prove yourself first
00:56:55i'm listening
00:56:58you see the cart over there boy
00:57:01clear it out bring us the chips you have five minutes
00:57:05do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist
00:57:08look at him this man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket
00:57:13first you're going to need a key
00:57:15you got that a key
00:57:18and then
00:57:20why aren't you writing system
00:57:22honey you should give up now you're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators
00:57:32okay
00:57:35he is stupider than i thought he's going in the wrong direction
00:57:39completely unaware of his environment hopeless
00:57:41this whole thing is a waste of time let's just get rid of him
00:57:48is he getting a drink during a haste oh i am so nervous i need a drink with water
00:57:53he's only going to slow us down look at him
00:58:01oh are you serious jeez
00:58:03i am a class and a half i am so sorry here let me just let me help you just
00:58:09wipe
00:58:09no no get off of me man piece of garbage sorry yeah garbage just
00:58:15he tried a little bump and smash he could grab the key he's edible failure i've seen enough
00:58:27you had your shot and you blew it like the same thief you are
00:58:31now you can go you blew your chance to work with the best in the world guy
00:58:37best in the world huh
00:58:40well then maybe you can tell me how i did this
00:58:45oh
00:58:46oh
00:58:46oh
00:58:54impossible he never even opens a chip
00:58:57card who is this guy could he be the one playing us how how did he do that is this
00:59:06enough proof for
00:59:06you ladies those chips did not come from the card no one is that girl he probably already had them
00:59:16on his sleeve that makes sense he's treating this like some little magic show if he's clearly an
00:59:22amateur which is good you wouldn't want the double classic bro he's the perfect dumb taxi
00:59:28all right we'll let you help us but don't get in our way
00:59:37deal okay let's get back to the plan shall we cuatro cinco seis i count six cars at the vault
00:59:45all six slovakian mercenaries sworn to protect that vault with their lives
00:59:52child's place easier than roping a legless mule it's time for a distraction
00:59:58when i walk past those guards they won't be able to take their eyes off your plan is broken
01:00:07what did you just say i said your plan is broken do you realize how ignorant you sound evita seduced
01:00:15presidents kings ceos bishops and that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely
01:00:22takes over the male brain
01:00:28that's what i thought finally something makes it to that neanderthal school of you now shut up and watch
01:00:34your professional work look idiot watch her sway
01:00:55her last conquest was the richest man in south america she took him for all he was worth and before
01:01:02this is a hit look monocle so how exactly is her plan broken you'll see for yourself in three two
01:01:12oh my god you smell that oh my god
01:01:23i get the disease
01:01:25halt get back to your post what are you doing
01:01:32damn it the perfume does not work on women it's fine i almost got them away from the vault
01:01:38and that stupid captain means i will try again any real work they do not have time we need a
01:01:43new
01:01:44destruction now
01:01:49what's in him when he goes to destroy the guards they will catch
01:01:52we'll kill two parts with one stone
01:01:56you go
01:02:00aye aye aye these vortexes on our beach can even try to be sneaky
01:02:03i mean just look at how he walked right up to us earlier exactly
01:02:06he'll get arrested and that will be the biggest disruption that we need
01:02:10this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight i almost feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid he's walking right past the guards
01:02:27maybe he's leaving realizing it was too good for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now is he serious my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:40it's hard to let go but to save the orphans i'd do anything he's not even using zindu slot machines
01:02:49he's gambling with the old ones how is this going to be a distraction huh how
01:02:55this is really good we have to go in he can't even distract the guards he's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a foul guy my bedroom is ready i'm going back no way
01:03:06i want to see him fail then
01:03:21oh no way
01:03:26oh my gosh amazing on your first try jackpot how did he do that oh my goodness he probably just
01:03:34got
01:03:34the lucky that's that's not the real illustration
01:03:49the slot machines are paid out
01:03:59code 11 all security personnel to the floor
01:04:02that's impossible why did sam hill just happen is he more than an amateur
01:04:07ladies are we getting played by kim
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look
01:04:17right when we need him to take the fall he'll still easily do it
01:04:22he's going in the vault he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31same vault i broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in with us don't think i want that little smoky here take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double cross us
01:04:44didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things
01:04:50what blazes how did that happen
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that don't worry it'll wash out and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:07that's right we're too good we are professionals you are just some nobody who thinks a few magic to
01:05:12excuse you in our league oh whatever step aside we are wasting valuable time it's time for the professionals to
01:05:19work
01:05:23alisa is the best safe cracker in the world she's cracked into safes at the bank of london
01:05:28the new york federal reserve and fort knox all in one week can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:33just as i thought three lockers mechanical combination and the biometric id reader
01:05:39no wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe yeah me fortunately that one thief was
01:05:48me six years ago is she really trying to take credit for my heist
01:06:03one down three to go
01:06:10intruder alert false entry detected notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15me alisa you triggered the door alarm we have to make it stop just give me a minute we don't
01:06:20have
01:06:20a minute how did you disarm it last time because it was you who cracked the safe right somebody shuts
01:06:25him off well i'm just saying you thought this before so no problem stop bothering her with your
01:06:32questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy five four three two
01:06:42three two
01:06:45intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it sure you did how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an
01:06:55ibv
01:06:56international vault you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand like i did uh give me
01:07:02another second ladies we don't have another second hold on i'll give it a shot you really think you can
01:07:10be faster than me i am the one who cracks the safe not you stop distracting her this is a
01:07:16job for the
01:07:16pros alisa you got this no she doesn't what are you talking about she won't get it open the place
01:07:22where she's drilling it won't work you do not know what you're talking about you are nothing and you
01:07:26are a nobody
01:07:33got it she won't get it open go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door look the guards
01:07:52almost here i can help i can help my idiot i almost found it alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot and if he can't open it then we will tackle him and then
01:08:04say that
01:08:04we stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours try not to screw up but i already started
01:08:13don't worry we'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds
01:08:22what the hell are you doing is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault he's
01:08:28drunk he's been drunk the whole time we're just seeing it now well if you'd stop talking and listen
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside all security personnel we have code nine at the vault
01:08:40time's up tackle him
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:08:59oh the hell impossible who are you are we in overhead ladies i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the
01:09:16fuck
01:09:20god damn there's got to be near a billion in here i am taking a decade-long spot dream
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here
01:09:53with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from
01:10:07the
01:10:07recording all of us except for you you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:13you were just our fault that is what happens when you try to run this city girls enjoy prison
01:10:21mr kim we got it it's safe for you to come in
01:10:29whoa this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around pack up
01:10:39who's this
01:10:39oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy almost a little too easy it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:10:51sorry buddy but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56i'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait wait i know that voice who
01:11:05who are you
01:11:07you know exactly who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads do you have any idea who you messed with i want to be petty thief
01:11:17yeah calm down mr kim he is a nobody he's he's not a nobody he's richard tranquilo he's just our
01:11:25patsy we had him in our web the entire time he wasn't in your web you were in his you
01:11:31fools please
01:11:34please don't do this let us go relax richard i can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms oh thank you because i already have
01:11:48what
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you all you think you can just waltz in here steal my stash
01:12:02no not here not on my turf oh jesus the three links huh kgb annie oakley and penelope cruz
01:12:16the world's best cat burglars my pink ass oh god and that's richard kim isn't it the geriatric
01:12:25huckster from the cretaceous period trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic
01:12:30competition
01:12:33and you that mask
01:12:38i know you you're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years well too bad
01:12:44it didn't
01:12:45stick but as i recall i did kill your brother i put him down like a dog i should have
01:12:54put you down
01:12:54that night too tell you what we're gonna finish that job right now
01:13:06well i knew it you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23i'm probably thinking i didn't see how he did that and you know why you didn't
01:13:29it blinked get him sweet you guys brought flowers
01:13:59that's enough
01:14:09what how did you do that i sell like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want
01:14:20to
01:14:20make their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to
01:14:25live many years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united
01:14:38states not even your billions can get you out of this just who the hell are you
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:15:06you did it eric untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you
01:15:35found the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:42hey mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you nicely always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:09the one the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:18charity angia
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