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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:05It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, he's totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is your goddamn pop?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done, we're done, we're done, we're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23The winner is the Thunder Hawk!
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam, Adam, over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary
00:01:50Adam
00:01:55Oh my god
00:01:59You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex
00:02:06You just looked like you wanted it to be over
00:02:07But Emma, she can go all night
00:02:12We had sex in your bed
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nap
00:02:19Adam's right
00:02:20The truth is, I never really enjoyed it
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed
00:02:25So that's why you're cheating on me
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend
00:02:46I mean, look at you
00:02:47You're even dressed like a grandma
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties
00:03:04Oh my god
00:03:06What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy
00:03:13Very
00:03:13You guys
00:03:15Oh my god
00:03:25Oh my god
00:03:28Idiot
00:03:30Fucking stupid
00:03:32Fucking
00:03:33Believe this
00:03:34Cheater
00:03:34I'm just gonna break
00:03:36Fucking already
00:03:37Move schools for him
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view
00:03:52Blake Ashburn
00:03:54Blake Ashburn
00:03:55Blake Ashburn
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time
00:04:05Yeah, I have
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that
00:04:09Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here
00:04:16Lucy
00:04:17This is my spot
00:04:19It's not your spot
00:04:20You can't just claim a building
00:04:22I did
00:04:23You just lost
00:04:24Jess, why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care
00:04:30I don't care
00:04:31I'm just
00:04:31Hold on
00:04:31Hold on
00:04:34Let me guess
00:04:35You're crying right now
00:04:37Because of Adam
00:04:38It's none of your business
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears
00:04:45So don't
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy
00:04:48He told me that my best friend is better in bed than me
00:04:51Jesus
00:04:52It's pretty low
00:04:53Even for fucking Adam
00:04:56You're like
00:04:57Like the biggest man whore
00:04:58So I don't care what you think
00:05:00I don't want to hear it
00:05:02Let me see that
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back
00:05:05Hey, what's this?
00:05:06I'm looking
00:05:06Man whore came to Joy Smart?
00:05:10Wow, you know
00:05:11You are pretty good
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player
00:05:13Stop
00:05:14That's amazing
00:05:14Stop
00:05:15Hold on
00:05:15I'm still looking
00:05:17Right there
00:05:18You got a picture of me
00:05:20Look at that
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera
00:05:23You're so full of yourself
00:05:25I'm not full of myself
00:05:26Listen to me
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29That there are more players on the ice
00:05:31Alright, don't give Adam all your attention
00:05:34He was my first love
00:05:36And we actually thought we were going to have like a future together
00:05:39So it's more important
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit
00:05:43Hey, hey, it's alright
00:05:45Listen
00:05:47Just relax
00:05:47I'll take my shirt off
00:05:48It'll cheer you up
00:05:49Nah, come on
00:05:50Huh, no
00:05:52Alright
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy
00:06:06That's not mine
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine
00:06:12Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place
00:06:19Relax, everything's cool
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys
00:06:22Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya
00:06:26Hit your head
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around with this puddle of beer, so
00:06:32I gave you my shirt
00:06:34Don't worry
00:06:35Don't worry
00:06:36I wasn't peeking
00:06:38I mean, all that much
00:06:39But
00:06:39Ew
00:06:40Oh my god
00:06:41Ugh
00:06:45God, this
00:06:45This is such a nightmare
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate
00:06:50And now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn
00:06:54Of all people
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car
00:07:05My bad
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car
00:07:10And he deserved it
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:14Ah
00:07:15Let me have some mystery
00:07:16Oh my god
00:07:17I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now
00:07:20You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence
00:07:26What if he's right? Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex
00:07:30That's what guys like him do
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself
00:07:34It's pathetic
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to catch him
00:07:38So what, is she just
00:07:41She pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know
00:07:44You should get back, Adam
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe, I don't know
00:07:54You do
00:07:56And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:08I'll take you sleep with me
00:08:16What? No!
00:08:18Not for real
00:08:19Pretend sex
00:08:22No, absolutely not
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me
00:08:25Just to get under Adam's skin
00:08:27And mess him up before the game
00:08:28But it's not real
00:08:29It's fake
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off
00:08:34It's fake
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest manwhore at the school
00:08:36I don't trust you at all
00:08:38That manwhore stuff is a total ruin
00:08:39It's bullshit
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together
00:08:42He's going to be totally jealous
00:08:43And he's going to regret
00:08:45That he ever hooked up with somebody else
00:08:46Okay?
00:08:48I promise
00:08:48You're like the enemy
00:08:50I would never do that to my team
00:08:52What's your heart?
00:08:54Alright
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:01Give it!
00:09:04Yes!
00:09:07Honestly
00:09:07I couldn't have done it without my girl
00:09:10She keeps me grounded
00:09:11And she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world
00:09:15That's my hot
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him
00:09:18So yeah
00:09:18This one's for you, babe
00:09:22Oh my fucking god
00:09:23Oh my god
00:09:26It's not your team
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win
00:09:31And you broke your heart
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you
00:09:34We get some revenge
00:09:38Okay
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself
00:10:06I mean, seriously
00:10:07That outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here
00:10:13Let me fix it
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me
00:10:20Sorry, sir
00:10:21She made this for me
00:10:25Mmm
00:10:26Damn, that's good
00:10:28Thank you, baby
00:10:28Yeah
00:10:35Of course
00:10:38Baby
00:10:40What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:44We're hooking up
00:10:46There's no way
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Thank you
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger
00:10:53Like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake
00:10:57If you're trying to make me believe
00:10:59That you and Lucy had sex
00:11:01You're wasting your time
00:11:19Mmm
00:11:21Yummy
00:11:23Mmm
00:11:25Yummy
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough
00:11:28If you know what I mean
00:11:30I love dairy
00:11:32She does
00:11:34Monkey
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter, me boy?
00:11:39Huh?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:42I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck?
00:11:45I don't care
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man
00:11:49And your girl on the same night
00:11:51My girl's right here
00:11:54I upgraded
00:11:57Yeah, sure
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys
00:12:00But, uh, I can't keep my hands off of her
00:12:04Jesus Christ
00:12:05Watch
00:12:10Oh, shit
00:12:10I have to go alone with this
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah, yeah, baby
00:12:26Later, fucker
00:12:34Come on, Adam, forget about them
00:12:37We're just losers
00:12:39Yeah
00:12:41This better work
00:12:44It's going to work, trust me
00:12:45It's going to take the bait
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah
00:12:51Let's go
00:12:52Let's move
00:13:11God, she looks incredible
00:13:17What, what, do I look okay?
00:13:21Perfect
00:13:23Let's do this
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:49Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:52See, he's going to come in here, trust me
00:13:55All right
00:13:55I'm ready when you are
00:14:03Okay
00:14:05It's kind of like kissing a mannequin
00:14:06But
00:14:08You can do better than that
00:14:09I'm just nervous
00:14:11Okay
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is
00:14:19Eye contact
00:14:22A little bit you
00:14:23It's confidence
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move
00:14:27Trust yourself
00:14:29And one of the three
00:14:31Physical touch
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you
00:14:36Take every moment
00:14:38Every second
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret
00:14:44Okay
00:14:47Your turn
00:14:49Your turn
00:15:02Just trust me
00:15:03Just trust me
00:15:24She wouldn't
00:15:25And perfect
00:15:27Let's roll
00:15:28And now for a little surprise
00:15:29We're going behind the scenes
00:15:31To catch star player Blake Ashburn
00:15:33Before the game
00:15:38Oh
00:15:41Hey Adam
00:15:43Oh my god
00:15:55All right
00:15:56You're good
00:15:56Come on
00:15:57Get the fuck out
00:16:00Fucking vultures
00:16:01What the fuck
00:16:03You okay
00:16:04Oh my god
00:16:05Look at the camera
00:16:07I'll handle it
00:16:08I'm professional
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit
00:16:17About what we just saw in there
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The fling?
00:16:23Nah
00:16:23I'm too fling
00:16:24Oh come on
00:16:25A young athlete of you
00:16:27Has got to have a rotating roster of girls
00:16:30No you see
00:16:30That girl was
00:16:34She was my girlfriend
00:16:47Actually I'm going to win the game for it
00:16:50So if you'll excuse me
00:16:51Mr. Blake please
00:16:52Can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more
00:16:54Please Mr. Blake
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the jungle tron?
00:17:11Oh god
00:17:12I am so humiliated
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky
00:17:17Huh?
00:17:21Let's go Blake
00:17:24You think you can just steal my girl
00:17:26I already did
00:17:28Good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:30You know I had her screaming my name last night
00:17:38What the fuck is that?
00:17:39What the fuck is that?
00:17:40We're done
00:17:41We're done
00:17:42We started it
00:17:43Let's go
00:17:43Let's go to the box
00:17:44Tell me what you want
00:17:46Tell me what you want
00:18:14Because I know I'm your position
00:18:14now that I've won do I get a kiss okay it's just for show and I'm gonna kill
00:18:30him later a couple hours ago I wanted to kill you but you're playing
00:18:44it worked so I'm sorry that I told everybody to my girlfriend I said we
00:18:52didn't talk about that why did you I just don't want the reporters to skew it so
00:18:58it looked like you were just some random groupie I think you deserve a lot more
00:19:01than that thanks well Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was you know what I was
00:19:06thinking my plan worked so well and Adam got so mad why don't keep this going
00:19:14you know to the end of the season you know I'll win the playoffs and you'll get your revenge
00:19:26rules rules lover good okay number one we only do what's necessary a random touching
00:19:36well what about not hear me no
00:19:47you can look but you can't touch unless it's necessary okay all right rule number two is
00:20:00no hooking up with other other people no hooking up why because you're jealous
00:20:11what no it's not why okay I just uh I think that we need to make the story believable
00:20:18story yep okay fine three okay we have to go to events together so games the dining hall for lunch
00:20:29um the charity gala what about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight it's tonight
00:20:36mm-hmm I don't I don't I don't have anything to wear so what are you talking about you're in
00:20:43the
00:20:43perfect outfit right now
00:20:46trust me welcome to the team Lucy
00:20:53no touching
00:21:00okay breathe it's just a party a very loud party of Blake's teammates who
00:21:06might actually hate me
00:21:09oh look who it is
00:21:11yes Blake
00:21:12what up boys you guys doing a fucking job today
00:21:17boys this is Lucy
00:21:19hi
00:21:20Lucy our lucky term
00:21:22oh god
00:21:25you guys all saw that
00:21:26hey and we appreciate what you did for the team
00:21:29he must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend
00:21:33it's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before
00:21:38oh uh he's had girls before
00:21:41lots of them
00:21:42all right
00:21:43take it to you
00:21:45he's just he's never brought one to a party before
00:21:47huh so he'll sleep with them but he won't even invite them out
00:21:51just like I thought a man more
00:21:54well I had to bring her out I mean my god look how good she looks in my jersey
00:22:02you're wearing his jersey now
00:22:05seriously
00:22:08you're wearing his jersey now
00:22:09honestly Lucy this is getting pathetic
00:22:11you embrace this open front of thousands of people
00:22:13and now what
00:22:14surely think you're his girlfriend or something
00:22:16yes
00:22:17you know what's pretty fucking pathetic
00:22:19is you harassing me at a party
00:22:21why don't you get a light
00:22:22burn
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up
00:22:29I have to offer you my sympathies Blake
00:22:32what is that supposed to mean
00:22:34it means
00:22:34you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet
00:22:37you got this right
00:22:38she just lays there dead like a starfish
00:22:40doesn't even move a muscle
00:22:43it's honestly weird
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands
00:22:49you know I haven't noticed anything like that
00:22:51not from my very thorough experience
00:22:54maybe the problem is you bro
00:22:55I mean Adam are you sure everything is working down there
00:23:02watch yourself Ashburn
00:23:04I'll fucking touch it
00:23:10you're gonna regret
00:23:11just being like that again
00:23:12oh don't act like he didn't fucking love it
00:23:21alright you know what guys
00:23:23we're gonna go find a room
00:23:26what?
00:23:27later Fonzie
00:23:33what the fuck was that?
00:23:35nothing
00:23:35I mean you totally showed him up didn't it?
00:23:37oh my god
00:23:40this is all for show
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing in there
00:23:43alright
00:23:43it's time to celebrate
00:23:45sell what?
00:23:47some sex
00:23:50oh yeah Lucy
00:23:51right there
00:23:51oh my god
00:23:52I'm not having fake sex with you
00:23:54you have to
00:23:55do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56now's your chance
00:23:57to get some revenge
00:23:58alright?
00:23:59oh my god
00:23:59this is so humiliating
00:24:02it's quiet in there
00:24:04that Lucy chickened out
00:24:06come on
00:24:07come on
00:24:08I'm chicken
00:24:08okay
00:24:10oh my god
00:24:11yeah
00:24:11Blake
00:24:13yeah
00:24:14jump up and down
00:24:17jump up and down
00:24:18okay
00:24:18wow Lucy you are so close with him
00:24:21oh yeah
00:24:23I've been stretching baby
00:24:25bend you little sluts
00:24:26oh what's that Lucy?
00:24:29I'm the biggest you've ever seen
00:24:30so much bigger than Adam
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ
00:24:37what are they doing in there?
00:24:41oh my god
00:24:42Blake
00:24:43oh yeah
00:24:43right there Lucy
00:24:44don't stop
00:24:45don't stop
00:24:51take it home Lucy
00:24:54Blake
00:24:56Blake
00:24:56Blake
00:24:59did she just finish?
00:25:01that's it
00:25:02I'm going in
00:25:03go get him
00:25:06come on
00:25:09take your shirt off
00:25:10what?
00:25:12no I'm not taking my shirt off
00:25:14you have to take your shirt off
00:25:14we're gonna get caught
00:25:15come on
00:25:33you've got some nerve Lucy
00:25:34god you're such a fucking pervert
00:25:36what you just couldn't pass up the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39this is stupid
00:25:40I'm out of here
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:42I ain't a fucking cuck
00:25:47oh my god
00:25:50wow
00:25:51that was uh
00:25:52too much?
00:25:54no no
00:25:54I'm uh
00:25:55you're impressed
00:25:56it's very convincing
00:25:58you get so good at fake orgasm
00:26:00huh?
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice
00:26:04at baking it
00:26:09Lucy have you
00:26:11ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13no
00:26:15never
00:26:15never in your whole life
00:26:17no like
00:26:18when me and Adam would do it
00:26:19it's just like
00:26:20he finished and then that was it
00:26:21wow
00:26:22like pathetic human meaning
00:26:26yeah
00:26:32I could help you with that
00:26:35if you want me to
00:26:37if you want me to
00:26:39is he serious?
00:26:42is this happening?
00:26:44don't
00:26:45do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47wait I can't trust Blake
00:26:49he's a total playboy
00:26:50well we have
00:26:53rules
00:26:53yeah I know
00:26:54I'm just saying
00:26:56well I don't know
00:26:57do you think we like
00:26:57took it too far?
00:26:59did we do too much?
00:27:00no I mean listen
00:27:02you didn't get turned on
00:27:03by us having fake sex
00:27:04it was
00:27:05it was fake
00:27:06keyword fake
00:27:07it's not real
00:27:07it's just um
00:27:08you had to get revenge
00:27:10yes I know that
00:27:11then don't say stuff like that
00:27:12okay
00:27:13I got it
00:27:13strictly professional
00:27:14sound like I have feelings
00:27:16for you anyways
00:27:16good
00:27:17good
00:27:20alright
00:27:21I'm walking you home
00:27:22wait what?
00:27:23we're leaving?
00:27:24yeah
00:27:25did I say something
00:27:26to upset him?
00:27:27let's get the fuck
00:27:28out of this place
00:27:31why do I feel like
00:27:32I just messed everything up?
00:27:38okay
00:27:39this one's me
00:27:40thank you for
00:27:42you know
00:27:42walking me home
00:27:43no problem
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow?
00:27:46for fake dating purposes only
00:27:48right?
00:27:48obviously
00:27:50obviously
00:27:54alright well
00:27:57goodnight
00:27:58goodnight
00:28:03good
00:28:03this is good
00:28:05definitely doesn't
00:28:07sting at all
00:28:14what are you doing?
00:28:16why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out
00:28:19what?
00:28:20you can't just kick me out
00:28:21this is literally my room too
00:28:22yes I can
00:28:23I talked to housing
00:28:24Adam's dad made a call
00:28:26no that is not fair
00:28:27what am I supposed to do?
00:28:28where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29this is my bed
00:28:30you slept with the enemy
00:28:32and cost Adam his game
00:28:33what did you think was gonna happen?
00:28:35you slept with my boyfriend
00:28:36you should be the one to go
00:28:38you can tell your sob story
00:28:39to your fellow homeless friends
00:28:41what?
00:28:42no stop
00:28:44these are my clothes
00:28:45what are you doing?
00:28:47get out of my room
00:28:51where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56what's up Lucy?
00:28:58you know if you wanted me to stay so bad
00:28:59you could have just asked
00:29:00I need to do a whole strip tease
00:29:03well my roommate
00:29:05Emma just kicked me out
00:29:10yep
00:29:12well you need a place to stay
00:29:14what?
00:29:16you could stay with me
00:29:18no
00:29:19I got two bedrooms
00:29:20you have my own space
00:29:21but no
00:29:22that's a terrible idea
00:29:24we're fake data
00:29:26nobody would think anything of it
00:29:37it's a bad idea
00:29:47so your room is going to be downstairs
00:29:50mine's upstairs
00:29:51feel free to use the fridge
00:29:54kitchen
00:29:55TV's all yours
00:29:56alright
00:29:57you want some more?
00:29:59sure
00:29:59yeah
00:30:05thank you
00:30:16I have a question
00:30:18what's your question?
00:30:20why are you helping me?
00:30:22because I like you
00:30:23Lucy
00:30:25because we have a quest for revenge
00:30:27a common enemy
00:30:29I feel like
00:30:31there's something else
00:30:32and it's not just this
00:30:34rivalry you have with Adam
00:30:36why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40my dad died when I was 16
00:30:44I'm sorry
00:30:45hey
00:30:48me and Adam
00:30:49we were on the same team
00:30:50now he was one of the first people
00:30:51that I told
00:30:52and then he
00:30:53takes it upon himself
00:30:55to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not
00:30:57in the right space
00:30:58that I'm distracted
00:31:00and I get kicked off the team
00:31:02that's ridiculous
00:31:04I was just me and my mom
00:31:06all we had was hockey
00:31:08hockey is the only thing
00:31:09that makes our life feel normal again
00:31:12do you think she
00:31:13puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15yeah
00:31:15absolutely
00:31:17but I think that's okay
00:31:19that's my job
00:31:27I think you're a lot more
00:31:29than just a hockey player
00:31:39it's been a long day
00:31:41get some sleep
00:31:46goodnight
00:31:55Lucy have you
00:31:56ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58no
00:32:00never had an orgasm
00:32:14strictly professional
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26yes
00:32:26sign up for me please
00:32:30thank you very much
00:32:32I'm Roman
00:32:33this was a bad idea
00:32:35a very thoughtful
00:32:36well-intentioned
00:32:37incredibly bad idea
00:32:46god
00:32:46why do I have to be
00:32:48fake dating
00:32:48the hottest man alive?
00:32:50good morning
00:32:51good morning
00:32:54what is that?
00:32:57what is that?
00:33:00whoo
00:33:00sorry
00:33:02you're so jumpy
00:33:03this morning
00:33:04um
00:33:05I think it's just because
00:33:06I'm so excited about life
00:33:07right now
00:33:08um
00:33:09but I got practice
00:33:10I got practice
00:33:10at like 745
00:33:11so I gotta go
00:33:11bye-bye
00:33:15hey little sis
00:33:17I heard what happened
00:33:18with Emma
00:33:18the worst
00:33:21I gotta go
00:33:22bye-bye
00:33:25bye
00:33:29I sent you a care package
00:33:30it should have arrived by now
00:33:32love you
00:33:42love you
00:33:43I just got it
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now
00:33:45I'm gonna open it now
00:33:51whoa
00:33:53why did my sister get me
00:33:54a fucking vibrator
00:33:57I'm not using that
00:33:59she's so funny
00:34:20oh my god
00:34:36oh my god
00:34:37I wanna taste you
00:34:44sweet delight
00:34:46and I'll trace you
00:34:49skin on mine
00:34:51you fall in my lead
00:34:56like the sheets up on fire
00:35:03let's make it physical
00:35:06Blake
00:35:11oh my god
00:35:13Blake
00:35:13you're so hot
00:35:21for Lucy
00:35:22love your big sis
00:35:24Grace
00:35:25how sweet
00:35:33oh shit
00:35:36she found it
00:35:39and she's liking it
00:35:46dude
00:35:47don't listen to Lucy
00:35:48getting freaky right now
00:35:49respect
00:35:50her privacy
00:35:52Blake
00:35:52you're so hot
00:35:53huh
00:35:54she's thinking about me
00:35:57this is
00:35:58really good
00:35:59phew
00:36:00he's not home yet
00:36:02that vibrator was a lot louder
00:36:04than I thought it was gonna be
00:36:10how was your morning
00:36:12fine
00:36:14your sister got you this
00:36:17oh
00:36:19my god
00:36:20my sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22but then who
00:36:27so um
00:36:28there was a package
00:36:30by the door
00:36:31that wasn't
00:36:32from my sister
00:36:32um
00:36:33no
00:36:34that
00:36:35crosses the line
00:36:36so much
00:36:37you cannot just
00:36:38relax
00:36:39listen
00:36:39you know
00:36:40I was gonna return it
00:36:41but then
00:36:41it seemed like you were
00:36:42enjoying it so much
00:36:46so you
00:36:47you
00:36:47you heard me
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman
00:36:50about the whole thing
00:36:51but then uh
00:36:51I heard you
00:36:52say my name
00:36:53can you just stop talking
00:36:55okay
00:36:55hey come on
00:36:56what
00:36:58you know I really liked it
00:36:59this is getting way too real
00:37:01what if he's just like Adam
00:37:03and I get my heart broken again
00:37:04no okay okay
00:37:05all right
00:37:05stop
00:37:06no we're not doing this
00:37:07let's let's just end the contract
00:37:09oh you want to end the contract
00:37:10um after the gala
00:37:12we're
00:37:12we're gonna be done
00:37:13that's what you want
00:37:14yeah
00:37:22that has to be what I want
00:37:24you can't trust him
00:37:26Lucy
00:37:26clearly you can
00:37:31Lucy
00:37:31come on
00:37:32open the door
00:37:33look
00:37:34it was my bad
00:37:35all right
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37it was totally crossing the line
00:37:39but just
00:37:40open the door
00:37:41I'll make it up to you
00:37:41I promise
00:37:43how
00:37:43I'll take you shopping
00:37:45shopping
00:37:45I think all of your clothes
00:37:46are in the bushes
00:37:47underneath MS Windows
00:37:48come on
00:37:49I'll get you a new dress
00:37:50for the charity gala
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall
00:37:54you can get a mall pretzel
00:37:59did you see a mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did
00:38:03fine
00:38:03all right well
00:38:04then your gowns
00:38:05and your pretzels will reach
00:38:06why does he have to be so
00:38:08god damn charming
00:38:10come on
00:38:21come here
00:38:29what are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes
00:38:32since I was a little kid
00:38:33put your arms up
00:38:39god look at his hands
00:39:05do it
00:39:08kiss me
00:39:09just do it
00:39:12hi welcome
00:39:13can I help you?
00:39:14hi
00:39:14um yes
00:39:16we are looking for
00:39:17a very beautiful dress
00:39:19I've got the perfect one
00:39:22thank you
00:39:33what do you think?
00:39:39Blake
00:39:42I think it's
00:39:44amazing
00:39:44I think it's totally you
00:39:46and
00:39:47you're beautiful
00:39:49you two are adorable
00:39:51such a lovely couple
00:39:53oh
00:39:54thank you
00:39:55you know
00:39:56I think so too
00:39:57so what do we think?
00:39:59we taking this dress home?
00:40:00yes
00:40:04wait
00:40:05Blake
00:40:05it's
00:40:05it's $8,000
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09seems like a steal to me
00:40:12here you go
00:40:19hi
00:40:25why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26because if I was your boyfriend
00:40:27I'd buy a lingerie
00:40:28but you're not
00:40:31hi
00:40:32hi
00:40:32what size bra?
00:40:34she's a 34b
00:40:37what the hell?
00:40:38well
00:40:38I don't know
00:40:38how do you know my bra size?
00:40:40I eyeballed
00:40:41you can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:42I can and I will
00:40:46thank you
00:40:48you're impossible
00:40:49and you love it
00:40:52since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00since I have someone
00:41:01that I actually want to wear it for
00:41:03you forget that I know you Lucy
00:41:04I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be
00:41:11without you
00:41:12can I help you?
00:41:14we're shopping
00:41:15hey babe I like that one
00:41:17oh yeah that's the red one?
00:41:18yeah
00:41:18so sexy
00:41:21cute right?
00:41:22I like it
00:41:23what do you think Adam?
00:41:25think you look good in this?
00:41:27actually you know what?
00:41:27don't answer that
00:41:28it's really none of your business
00:41:28because I'm the one who's going to be seeing right now
00:41:30not you
00:41:31sure
00:41:32you're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:34oh no it's definitely an added bonus
00:41:36but I'm really just doing it because
00:41:37my girlfriend is super hot
00:41:42and you're not so bad yourself baby
00:41:46you need to stay away from Blake okay?
00:41:48he's just using you
00:41:49get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:51you're going to get your heart broken Lucy
00:41:52he's just using you to get back with your supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58hey Adam
00:41:59watch her
00:42:01look her up
00:42:03you're not his type
00:42:05I don't trust you
00:42:06and we're over
00:42:07so can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:10I think we both know that's a lie
00:42:11it's not
00:42:12shut the fuck up
00:42:17Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:21oh my god, seriously?
00:42:23oh my god, seriously?
00:42:25you know it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:27come on, let's go baby
00:42:34hold up
00:42:34hold up
00:42:35did that feel good?
00:42:38yeah
00:42:39it felt pretty good
00:42:41you look good
00:42:43thank you
00:42:45so uh
00:42:46how about we go get those bristles?
00:42:48yes, I'm actually so hungry
00:42:50let's go
00:42:52let's go
00:42:52okay
00:42:54Blake makes me feel so safe
00:42:56but this is fake
00:42:58this is all fake
00:42:59maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:03why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06oh my god
00:43:06can we please not start with this?
00:43:09you're not obsessed with them
00:43:11you're obsessed with her
00:43:12at least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:15Jesus Christ
00:43:17can you just give it a break?
00:43:18you have been obsessed with her
00:43:19ever since she started hooking up with Blake
00:43:21okay?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now
00:43:24remember?
00:43:25yeah
00:43:25and this isn't working anymore
00:43:29Adam?
00:43:35why do I care so much that I'm not his type
00:43:38when tonight is the last night of our fake relationship?
00:43:41god, get a grip, Lucy
00:43:43so we got my suit
00:43:45we got your beautiful dress
00:43:47and we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:48together we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00so you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:04why are you doing that?
00:44:06I'm sure not
00:44:08you still want to go to the Cala with me
00:44:11because it's fine if you don't
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel
00:44:17if Adam ever said anything like that
00:44:19it's because he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:23alright?
00:44:23don't let him
00:44:24I'm serious
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her
00:44:28I don't like measure up to her at all
00:44:30you're a million times better than me
00:44:32in every single fucking way
00:44:35okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40she's mean
00:44:41she's not nice
00:44:42she's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you
00:44:46she's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:48believe that
00:44:50and I do take pretty good photos
00:44:52you do
00:44:54you're an amazing photographer
00:44:55you're an amazing artist
00:44:57you're beautiful, Lucy
00:45:01and you know
00:45:02you're an amazing photographer
00:45:03who's never taken a picture of yours truly
00:45:05so
00:45:06I should be the one who's upset
00:45:07oh yeah?
00:45:08yeah
00:45:10that's what you think
00:45:11what do you mean?
00:45:14what are you doing?
00:45:16what is that?
00:45:19I don't know
00:45:20what is that?
00:45:22I have a surprise for you
00:45:25ta-da!
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:32it's so sick
00:45:33take a look
00:45:34let me see
00:45:35yes!
00:45:37it's awesome
00:45:38it's super awesome
00:45:40you really didn't have to do that
00:45:42of course I did
00:45:43consider it like my thank you
00:45:45for you know
00:45:45letting me stay here
00:45:46and buying me all these
00:45:48clothes and stuff
00:45:49yeah we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:51and all those fake kisses too
00:45:53come on
00:45:54okay
00:45:55whoa
00:45:57I guess that too
00:45:59sure
00:45:59thank you for that
00:46:01you know what?
00:46:02it was my pleasure
00:46:03stop
00:46:05I'm serious
00:46:08you know you act like
00:46:09a cocky asshole
00:46:11but
00:46:12I think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:15don't tell anybody
00:46:15or I ruin my reputation
00:46:18don't worry
00:46:18I won't
00:46:20seriously
00:46:29thank you
00:46:31that was the coolest thing
00:46:32that anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35I'm glad you like it
00:46:36I do
00:46:38you know I think it's better
00:46:39than any photo
00:46:39I've ever taken of Adam
00:46:42if I had more to ask you
00:46:43to get back together
00:46:44with him tonight
00:46:46what would you say?
00:46:48I don't
00:46:50you know what
00:46:53don't answer that
00:46:58I'm sorry
00:46:58I didn't ask
00:46:59no
00:47:00it's fine
00:47:01well why don't we
00:47:04get dressed
00:47:06you know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight
00:47:08so
00:47:09I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:14thank you
00:47:15thank you
00:47:29oh
00:47:30they're all staring
00:47:32don't trip
00:47:33don't emotionally implode
00:47:34hey
00:47:35you look nice
00:47:38thanks
00:47:40not as nice as Sophia
00:47:42Blake's
00:47:43ex
00:47:44hi boys
00:47:46um what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48oh she was just the last girl
00:47:50that
00:47:50Blake brought to one of these things
00:47:52she's a model
00:47:53you're
00:47:54nowhere near her league
00:47:59Emma
00:48:00why don't you fly out of here
00:48:01on the broomstick
00:48:01you came in on
00:48:03leave my girl alone
00:48:05come with me
00:48:15god don't listen to her
00:48:17you look beautiful
00:48:19he's just saying that
00:48:20how could he ever think
00:48:21I'm beautiful
00:48:22after being with someone
00:48:23like Sophia
00:48:24so this is it
00:48:25huh?
00:48:30yep
00:48:32the charity gala
00:48:34the end of our professional agreement
00:48:39clean ending
00:48:40you know just like we talked about
00:48:43yeah
00:48:44clean
00:48:51well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53fake dating?
00:48:56I knew it
00:49:00you too
00:49:02it's been fun
00:49:09you know it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:14yeah but after this
00:49:15we go back to real life
00:49:18yeah
00:49:19but you got what you wanted right?
00:49:21you showed him
00:49:21that you are so worth choosing
00:49:24I mean you are
00:49:30ladies and gentlemen
00:49:31we'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34well
00:49:35Blake
00:49:36can I see you for just a second
00:49:37we got a few things we need to verify
00:49:40um
00:49:41yeah
00:49:42sure
00:49:43we'll be right back
00:49:51Lucy
00:49:51can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam
00:49:54right now is not the time
00:49:55okay
00:49:55please
00:49:56just for five minutes
00:50:00okay
00:50:01sure
00:50:09I screwed up
00:50:10I know
00:50:11you cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:14Emma isn't you
00:50:15she never supported me like you did
00:50:18she never believed in me
00:50:19and I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22I just
00:50:23I was jealous
00:50:26I've actually missed you
00:50:27a lot
00:50:28breaking out with you
00:50:30was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:35God
00:50:36you're so beautiful
00:50:42really?
00:50:43yeah
00:51:00well I guess she got what she wanted
00:51:03maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:09this should feel better
00:51:12what's wrong?
00:51:13I don't know
00:51:13it doesn't feel right
00:51:17what are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake
00:51:21was to get back at me
00:51:22and make me jealous
00:51:23you
00:51:23you know that?
00:51:26congratulations
00:51:27you made me jealous
00:51:28okay
00:51:29so
00:51:29I want you back now
00:51:31okay?
00:51:31no
00:51:32no
00:51:32no
00:51:33I did
00:51:34I did want you back
00:51:36but
00:51:37great
00:51:38I know
00:51:38I don't want
00:51:39I don't want that anymore
00:51:41that kiss
00:51:42it didn't feel right
00:51:45and I'm sick and tired
00:51:46of chasing you
00:51:47okay
00:51:48so this is it
00:51:49this is it
00:51:50we're done
00:51:52goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:52:01give it a rest
00:52:03you only want Lucy
00:52:05because Blake
00:52:06wants her
00:52:06you don't know
00:52:07what you're talking about
00:52:13if he broke up with her
00:52:14you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18I have to break up
00:52:19like Lucy
00:52:26Blake
00:52:27Blake
00:52:28Blake
00:52:28where are you
00:52:28where did you go?
00:52:35hey
00:52:36where
00:52:37did you go?
00:52:42all right
00:52:43ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44the moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:47this year's youth sports
00:52:49impact award goes to
00:52:54Blake Ashford
00:53:01that's a fucking bullshit
00:53:05shut up
00:53:06don't touch me
00:53:07okay it's over
00:53:13Blake are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18well
00:53:18I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:20practicing his slap shots
00:53:36here you are
00:53:41you know if you want to pack your stuff
00:53:43go ahead
00:53:43don't mind me
00:53:46what?
00:53:47you literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50really huh?
00:53:51yeah
00:53:51you know I'm surprised you noticed if I was there
00:53:54and uh
00:53:54you seem pretty occupied
00:53:55you're all cozy
00:53:56it's your boy Adam
00:53:57oh
00:53:58oh yeah you saw that
00:54:00okay
00:54:00yeah I saw everything
00:54:02you know I thought that we were on a
00:54:04a quest for revenge
00:54:05but turns out you were just uh
00:54:07just trying to get back with him
00:54:08all right
00:54:08I'll admit it okay
00:54:10it was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11and
00:54:12it felt good
00:54:13okay
00:54:13but I
00:54:14listen you were playing games with me
00:54:16let's be honest
00:54:17and that's okay
00:54:19but if you're playing games
00:54:21you know what
00:54:21that's fine
00:54:23we're gonna play my game
00:54:24let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:26no
00:54:26Blake
00:54:27I'm
00:54:28I'm not
00:54:33catch up
00:54:33no I'm not
00:54:35I'm not drinking that
00:54:36it's fucking disgusting
00:54:36Lucy I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:38kissing another man
00:54:39so why don't you just please
00:54:40drink it
00:54:42come on
00:54:44okay
00:54:46fine
00:54:57that is so strong
00:54:59I'm gonna
00:54:59it's like burning
00:55:05okay
00:55:06truth or dare
00:55:08uh
00:55:10truth
00:55:12you getting back together with Adam
00:55:15no
00:55:16Blake
00:55:17we are not back together
00:55:18what do you mean you're not back together
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21are you lying to me
00:55:22what
00:55:22Lucy please
00:55:23I can't take it
00:55:24do not lie to me right now
00:55:25no
00:55:26I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27if you would have let me finish
00:55:28that
00:55:28yeah okay
00:55:29you might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30but I hated it
00:55:31it was disgusting
00:55:32and
00:55:34I don't like him
00:55:35okay
00:55:36I
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44tell me who you like Lucy
00:55:46and please be very specific
00:55:49mm-mm
00:55:51no
00:55:52what
00:55:52it's your turn
00:55:54truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:56:06you have to kiss me
00:56:08and then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10oh my wish you had
00:56:12cause I got a thirst that can't be set inside
00:56:17you play with my heart
00:56:20like a terrible past
00:56:22you in my face in your hand
00:56:25so when I fall down
00:56:29I know that I love coming out
00:56:34I'm for the love of you forever
00:56:45You weren't the ones who I didn't bought you.
00:56:48Oh, I know.
00:56:50Truth or dare.
00:56:52Truth.
00:56:53Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57Do you know when?
00:57:00Of course I thought of it.
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:04Hmm?
00:57:05You see, I think about you every night.
00:57:11See that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14It didn't work.
00:57:15It was good.
00:57:18But I don't know.
00:57:19Let's fix it.
00:57:21Right now.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:33Yes, I don't want to be fake.
00:57:36It's not going to be fake, baby.
00:57:37I don't want to do this.
00:57:38I want it to be real.
00:57:43So, I have a question.
00:57:47Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal.
00:57:52It's always been real to me.
00:57:54If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me.
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:21But I'm here now.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23And it's just me and you.
00:58:26There's nothing to fear.
00:58:27I know.
00:58:27And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:30I really feel faking it.
00:58:32If we're so honest, I want it to be good.
00:58:37We're going to take it slow.
00:58:38We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:47But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:50Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you.
00:58:57Like, I like you, and I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:02Me too.
00:59:05Always.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:14It was right.
00:59:17All right.
00:59:19All right.
00:59:20All right.
00:59:30All right.
00:59:32On second.
00:59:35All right.
00:59:58What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:10I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very unthoughtful.
01:00:23I'm not leaving you spot until the job is done.
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do it.
01:00:33I would.
01:01:13I'm not leaving you.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm not serious.
01:01:42You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:45Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Get up the noise.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day, but I think I have to
01:01:57get to practice.
01:02:01Are you sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have made my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah?
01:02:16I'm going to talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20Is it the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:22Well, maybe after practice, we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:37What are we?
01:02:40A full boyfriend.
01:02:43Maybe.
01:02:44A boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:52All right.
01:02:54I'm going to go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:58Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14You're calling forward to automatic voice message.
01:03:21Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look.
01:03:31I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:37We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:50What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay, just give me 10 minutes, okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:02How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's going to be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:15So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20It's a go.
01:04:21Oh.
01:04:23Oh.
01:04:25Oh.
01:04:26Oh.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:38I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:41What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:45You look good.
01:04:46Oh my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:16You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:25You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Please don't give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:28All right?
01:05:29That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about?
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:48Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma, but she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:01Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:06I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Oh no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:14Oh, it's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:17Or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm an ever-tating hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:51See you later.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy!
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:18Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:22God, where the hell are you?
01:07:40It was fun, well-lasted.
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:45I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What in this?
01:07:50Sophia?
01:07:51Oh my God.
01:07:53Oh my God.
01:07:56Oh, fuck.
01:08:07You've been, uh, quiet for like ten minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally.
01:08:26But it turns out they're all the same.
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They'll fucking suck.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:44I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:55What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:21Please?
01:09:24Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:30You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm going to give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:45So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But, I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:53It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:04You are a man whore.
01:10:07And you're always going to be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:10Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:12Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through,
01:10:30I don't know, then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:43I do so you know.
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:52Sorry.
01:10:56Hey, Lucy.
01:10:59You and me are running away.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game, where the Leopard Shield take on the Thunderhawks.
01:11:11Why don't they doubt me, Kenan?
01:11:13I'm about to move them all wrong, Kenan.
01:11:15I got enough time to raise, cause they don't even know where they're proud.
01:11:18Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23Your Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:29Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here.
01:11:41I got it.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:49Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54I'm just doing my job.
01:11:56I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:00I don't.
01:12:02That's why you're crying.
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:12Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:29Cool.
01:12:29I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:35That's my job.
01:12:36I take photos.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:54You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy!
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand, guy.
01:13:19You don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:21You're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What?
01:13:31How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:46How are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:50Let's just say that he skates a sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam, it's time to hit the ice.
01:13:59Let's go.
01:13:59Got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:06I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted me.
01:14:19You're not mad at Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Ashburn.
01:14:26Bring it on, Charles.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam.
01:14:31You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake, stop.
01:14:35You're scared.
01:14:36They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've got to save him.
01:14:41Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:44Nothing.
01:14:52Blake, stop.
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rounded man seems to have run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:10Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:12Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15Save me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17All right, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:30Now the Rev fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the Jumbotron.
01:15:36This is bullshit.
01:15:37She's lying.
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:45Whoa.
01:15:46That's the best fight.
01:15:48Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me?
01:15:53And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:57Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02Watch out.
01:16:08You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:14Or so I thought it was like that, but, you know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy, but
01:16:21that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:27He does everything I could ever ask for, and it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not, and I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw, can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have, like, no proof, so can you just...
01:17:03Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates a sabotage, and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No.
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:24This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:31My nose!
01:17:39Hey, you're perfect.
01:17:42It's...
01:17:42How do you still lose?
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretending.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretend for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:04Woo!
01:18:05I'm on!
01:18:08Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say, I've never seen a more exciting start
01:18:18to a hockey game.
01:18:24You're doing great.
01:18:25So you won today.
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:29Yeah, it feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not, you know.
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm gonna go pro.
01:18:36Oh, yeah, maybe you can do the fuck.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:39What the fuck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good.
01:18:43I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:47What?
01:18:53Really good at it.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:03You know, there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:10We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33But all I really wanted to.
01:19:35I'm so sorry.
01:19:38And so do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:45Sure.
01:19:47I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:00Where'd it go?
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02That's good.
01:20:03Yeah.
01:20:09I don't know.
01:20:10I don't think so.
01:20:12I don't think so.
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