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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:05It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:22Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:25I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:34Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:50He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:55Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:57She hates my guts, but unfortunately, he's totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is your goddamn pop?
00:01:16Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:01:20Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23The winner is the Thunder Hawks!
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:31Adam over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god!
00:01:57Adam!
00:01:59You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, it looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:08But Emma?
00:02:09She can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nap.
00:02:20Adam is right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:24Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me?
00:02:28Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:32She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:40Why are you doing that?
00:02:40Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42You see, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:47I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:05Oh my god!
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh my god.
00:03:25Oh my god!
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:29Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna break fucking heartache.
00:03:38Blue schools for him.
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying.
00:03:44I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:06Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:16Lucy.
00:04:18This is my spot.
00:04:19It's not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just, you can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care, I don't care.
00:04:31I'm sorry.
00:04:31I'm sorry.
00:04:32I'm sorry.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:40Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:43That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low, even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore,
00:04:59so I don't care what you think.
00:05:01I don't want to hear it.
00:05:03Let me see that.
00:05:04You're a photographer, right?
00:05:05No, give that back.
00:05:06Hey, what's this? I'm looking.
00:05:07Man whore, Santa Joy Smart?
00:05:09What?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:15No, no, no, hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:19You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:22I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:27Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:32All right?
00:05:32Don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love,
00:05:37and we actually thought we could have, like, a future together.
00:05:40So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, it's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:48I'll take my shirt off.
00:05:49It'll cheer you up.
00:05:50Now, come on.
00:05:50Uh-huh.
00:05:51No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Push you, okay?
00:05:58Push you.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:11And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:19You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:21Everything's cool.
00:06:22I didn't steal your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:25Did you change my clothes?
00:06:25You, uh, fell on you.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:06:46This is such a nightmare.
00:06:48My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate, and now I've been abducted by Blake
00:06:54Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:58You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:10I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:12Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:14Ah.
00:07:16Let me have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel...
00:07:18I feel so...
00:07:19so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what?
00:07:21I think it's fucked up.
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:26What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe...
00:07:28Maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get you.
00:07:39So what?
00:07:39I should just...
00:07:41Just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:50Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurt you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:56And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:59What are you thinking?
00:08:07That you sleep with me?
00:08:15What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No.
00:08:22No.
00:08:23No.
00:08:23Absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up
00:08:28before the game, but it's not real.
00:08:30It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off to fake.
00:08:35Well, you're like the biggest manwhore at the school.
00:08:37I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That manwhore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:40It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's gonna be totally jealous, and he's gonna regret that
00:08:45he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:48I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:53Go to your apartment.
00:08:54Alright.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:02Give it!
00:09:03You want to see?
00:09:03You want to see?
00:09:04Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded, and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him.
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking god.
00:09:24Oh my god.
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you see me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:38Okay.
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could stop by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:13Here.
00:10:13You fix it.
00:10:15What?
00:10:18Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:25Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:38Baby.
00:10:40What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:44We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Cute.
00:10:51Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Like, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex, you're wasting your time.
00:11:20Mmm.
00:11:22Yummy.
00:11:26Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:35Monkey.
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:42I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck.
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:47Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:54I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:59Well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh, I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:10Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:19I think we got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:21Hmm?
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam.
00:12:36Forget about them.
00:12:37Just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:44It's going to work, trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:51Yeah.
00:12:51Let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18What?
00:13:18Do I look okay?
00:13:20I look perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:25Woo!
00:13:44You ready?
00:13:47What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:49Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy.
00:13:52You see?
00:13:53You're going to come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right.
00:13:56Remain when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:05It's kind of like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:08You can do better than that.
00:14:10I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:18The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:22A little bit you.
00:14:23It's confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three.
00:14:31Physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take me every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:02Just trust me.
00:15:25She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:28Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes to catch star player Blake Ashburn before the game.
00:15:42Hey Adam.
00:15:45Oh my god!
00:15:46Stop!
00:15:55All right you get to the shoot.
00:15:57Come on.
00:15:57Get the fuck out of here.
00:16:01Fucking vultures.
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh my god.
00:16:05It's a camera.
00:16:07I'll head to it.
00:16:09I'm a professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The one?
00:16:23No, I'm too fling for her.
00:16:25Oh, come on.
00:16:26A young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She was my girlfriend.
00:16:47And actually, I'm going to win the game for his back.
00:16:51Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:52Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:54We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the Jungle Train?
00:17:12Oh, God, I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake co-host's girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:25You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:27I already did.
00:17:29Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:31You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck is that?
00:17:39Come on, what the fuck is that?
00:17:40Hey, we're done, we're done.
00:17:42Hey, we started it.
00:17:43Let's go.
00:17:44Let's go to the box.
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52Can you get it?
00:17:53Yes.
00:17:54Yes.
00:17:54Yes.
00:17:55No!
00:17:55No, Blake!
00:17:57No, Blake!
00:17:59Hey, no, no, no!
00:18:00Let's do it!
00:18:03Go, Blake!
00:18:05Blake!
00:18:05Blake!
00:18:06Blake!
00:18:06Blake!
00:18:06Blake!
00:18:07Blake!
00:18:07Come on, guys!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:09Blake!
00:18:09Blake!
00:18:11What do they get, huh?
00:18:12Good job!
00:18:13So tell me, now that I've won, um, do I get a kiss?
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show, and I'm gonna kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:46I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:51I just said we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random
00:18:59groupie.
00:19:00You know, I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:04Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:06You know what I was thinking?
00:19:07My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, till the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26The rules, rules.
00:19:28Love it.
00:19:30Good.
00:19:31Okay, well, number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:36A random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about, now hear me now?
00:19:45No, no, no, no.
00:19:46You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:54All right.
00:19:56Rule number two is, uh, no hooking up with, uh, other, other people.
00:20:04No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:07Because you don't?
00:20:10What?
00:20:12No.
00:20:13It's not why, okay?
00:20:14I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19The story?
00:20:20Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:26So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:36It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Um, I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43We're in the perf down for right now.
00:20:46They're trusting.
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:54No touching.
00:20:56Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, man, man.
00:21:00Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:03A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh, look who it is.
00:21:12Yes, Blake.
00:21:13What a voice you guys doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:20Hi.
00:21:21Hi.
00:21:21Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:34It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:39Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:49So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:53A man more.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:03You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:09You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:12You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14You really think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:18You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:22Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:34It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:38You got this right?
00:22:39She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm going to murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:49You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:56I mean, Adam, are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:58I'm crying.
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch it.
00:23:10You're going to regret seeing me like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't act like you didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21All right.
00:23:22You know what, guys?
00:23:23We're going to go find the room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Look.
00:23:33Look, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:36I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41But they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:44All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:53We're having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:59Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:13Oh, yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy, you are so focused in.
00:24:22Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:26I've been your little sluts.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:29I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam?
00:24:32Yeah, yeah, you're getting a little punch.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:38What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah, right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:57Blake!
00:24:58Blake!
00:25:00Did she just finish?
00:25:02That's it.
00:25:02I'm going in.
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:06Stop.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:08Shut up.
00:25:09All right.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:14You have to take your shirt off.
00:25:14We're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:22Come on.
00:25:26Come on.
00:25:27Come on.
00:25:28Come on.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:35God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:37What, you just couldn't pass the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:53Too much?
00:25:54No, no.
00:25:55I'm, uh...
00:25:56You're impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:59You could feel good at fake orgasms, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:04At, uh...
00:26:05At faking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you...
00:26:11Ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:14No.
00:26:15Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No.
00:26:18Like, when me and Adam would do it, it's just, like, he'd finish, and then that was it.
00:26:22Wow.
00:26:22Look, this is a human being.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:38If you want me to.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:45Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Uh, well, we have rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:55I'm just saying, you know.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex.
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Key word, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:08It's just, um, you had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay, I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sound like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:18Good.
00:27:20All right.
00:27:21I'm walking home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:28Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:31Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Hey, this one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:44No problem.
00:27:45I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:54All right, well.
00:27:57Good night.
00:27:59Good night.
00:28:03Good.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:15What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:20What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:23Yes, I can.
00:28:24I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:29Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:30This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy
00:28:32and cost Adam his game.
00:28:34What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:37You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your self-story
00:28:39to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:46Stop.
00:28:47What are you doing?
00:28:48Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56So, Lucy.
00:28:58You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad,
00:28:59you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole, uh, strip tease.
00:29:04Well, my roommate, um, Emma,
00:29:06just kicked me out.
00:29:08Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12What, you need a place to stay?
00:29:15What?
00:29:16You stay with me?
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:21You have your own space.
00:29:22No, that is, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:25We're fake dating.
00:29:25Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:37It's a bad idea.
00:29:40Let's go.
00:29:41Oh.
00:29:48So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:51Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But feel free to use the fridge,
00:29:54kitchen, TV, it's all yours.
00:29:57All right.
00:29:58You, uh, want some more?
00:29:59Sure, yeah.
00:30:16I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like
00:30:31there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this
00:30:34rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:48Me and Adam,
00:30:49we were on the same team.
00:30:50Now, he was one of the first people
00:30:51that I told.
00:30:52And then he
00:30:53takes it upon himself
00:30:55to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's
00:30:57not in the right space.
00:30:59That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04I was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey's the only thing
00:31:09that makes our life
00:31:10feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she
00:31:13puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more
00:31:29than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:56Lucy, have you
00:31:57ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:15Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Stand up for me, please.
00:32:31Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:34This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful,
00:32:36well-intentioned,
00:32:37incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God,
00:32:47why do I have to be
00:32:48fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy
00:33:04this morning.
00:33:05I think it's just because
00:33:06I'm so excited
00:33:07about life right now.
00:33:09But I got practice
00:33:10at like 7.45,
00:33:11so I gotta go.
00:33:12Bye-bye.
00:33:16Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened
00:33:18with Emma.
00:33:19Worse.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:23All right.
00:33:23Bye.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:31It should have arrived
00:33:31by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:52Whoa!
00:33:54How did my sister
00:33:54get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59It's so funny.
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:22Oh, my God.
00:34:36Oh, my God.
00:34:41I wanna taste you
00:34:44sweet delight
00:34:46and I'll trace you
00:34:49skin on my
00:34:51and I'll trace you
00:34:53I'm gonna slip it up
00:34:53on your knee
00:34:54and you'll follow
00:34:55your body
00:34:56like the
00:34:58she
00:34:59you said
00:34:59on fire.
00:35:01Oh!
00:35:03Open it up to me
00:35:04and let's make it
00:35:06visible
00:35:06and I'm gonna
00:35:08give me
00:35:09your fucking spirit
00:35:11and I'm gonna
00:35:12Oh, my God.
00:35:14Blake, you're shy.
00:35:15You're so hot.
00:35:21for lucy love your big sis grace how sweet
00:35:35oh shit she found it and she's liking
00:35:47dude don't listen to lucy getting freaky right now respect her privacy
00:35:52i care so hot
00:35:54huh she's thinking about me this is really good
00:36:01he's not home yet that vibrator was a lot louder than i thought it was gonna be
00:36:11how was your morning fine
00:36:14your uh sister got you this oh my god my sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22but then who
00:36:27so um there was a package by the door that wasn't for my sister
00:36:33um no that crosses the line so much you you cannot just relax listen you know i was
00:36:41returning but then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:46so you you heard me i was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing but then uh
00:36:52i heard you say my name can you just stop talking okay hey come on
00:36:56what you know i really like this is getting way too real what if he's just like adam and i
00:37:03get my
00:37:03heart broken again no okay okay all right stop no we're not doing this we're let's let's just end
00:37:09the contract oh you want to end the contract um after the gala we're we're gonna be done that's
00:37:14what you want that has to be what i want you can't trust him lucy clearly you can
00:37:32lucy come on open the door look it's my bad all right i shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37it was totally crossing the line but just open the door i'll make it up to you i promise
00:37:43how i'll take you shopping shopping i think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath emma's
00:37:48windows come on i'll get you a new dress for the charity gala i'll take you to the mall
00:37:54you can get a mall pretzel
00:37:59do you see mall pretzel i did fine all right well then your gowns and your pretzels await you
00:38:07why does they have to be so goddamn charming
00:38:30what are you doing i've been getting tailored clothes since i was a little kid put your arms up
00:38:39god look at his hands
00:38:58you got a fist for me
00:39:07do it kiss me just just do it hi welcome can i help you hi um yes we are looking
00:39:17for
00:39:19a very beautiful dress i've got the perfect one thank you
00:39:29do you take me up to the sky baby can we stop time
00:39:34what do you think
00:39:40blake
00:39:42uh i think it's uh amazing i think it's totally you and you're beautiful
00:39:50you two are adorable such a lovely couple
00:39:54oh um thank you you know i think so too so what do we think we taking this dress home
00:40:00yes
00:40:04wait blake blake it's it's eight thousand dollars eight thousand dollars to see you in that dress
00:40:10seems like a steal to me
00:40:13here you go
00:40:20uh
00:40:25why are we in a lingerie shop
00:40:27because if i was your boyfriend i'd buy a lingerie but you're not
00:40:32i don't know what's your boyfriend i don't know what's your boyfriend i don't know how do you know my
00:40:40bra size
00:40:40i eyeballed it
00:40:41you can't eyeball my boobs i can and i will thank you you're impossible and you love it
00:40:52since when do you buy lingerie
00:40:58since when do you buy lingerie
00:41:00since i have someone that i actually want to wear it for you forget that i know you lucy
00:41:05i can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07i don't think i actually am trying to become the person that i've always wanted to be
00:41:11without you can i help you we're shopping hey babe i like that one oh yeah that's a red one
00:41:18yeah
00:41:21cute right i like it what do you think adam think you look good in this
00:41:27actually don't answer that it's really none of your business because i'm the one who's gonna be
00:41:30seeing right now not you sure you're just doing this to piss me off oh no it's definitely an added
00:41:36bonus but i'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot
00:41:43and you're not so bad yourself baby
00:41:47you need to stay away from blake okay he's just using you
00:41:50get your hand off of me you're gonna get your heart broken lucy
00:41:53he's just using you to get back with the supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58hey adam watch it look her up you're not his type
00:42:05i don't trust you and we're over so can you just get the
00:42:09out of my face i think we both know that's a lie it's not shut the up
00:42:17i don't know what is going on here oh my god oh my god seriously oh my god seriously
00:42:26you know it's starting to smell like
00:42:27there's a lot of shit in here come on let's go baby
00:42:34hold up
00:42:36did that feel good yeah
00:42:40felt pretty good
00:42:41you look good
00:42:44thank you
00:42:45so uh how about we go get those bristles
00:42:49yes i'm actually so hungry let's go
00:42:55blake makes me feel so safe but this is fake this is all fake maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:04why are you so obsessed with them oh my god can we please not start with this
00:43:09you're not obsessed with them you're obsessed with her at least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:16jesus christ can you just give it a break you have been obsessed with her ever since she
00:43:20started hooking up with blake okay i am your girlfriend now remember yeah and this isn't working
00:43:27anymore
00:43:29adam
00:43:36why do i care so much that i'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:40relationship
00:43:41god get a grip lucy
00:43:43so we got my suit we got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes together we make
00:43:49the beauty and the beast
00:44:00so you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend huh why are you doing that
00:44:07i'm sure you you still want to go to the calla with me because it's fine if you don't i
00:44:14i know i'm
00:44:15not some supermodel if adam ever said anything like that it's because he's an insecure little
00:44:21bitch who's just trying to destroy your confidence all right don't let him i'm serious i know i'm
00:44:27nothing like her i i don't like measure up to her at all a million times in every single way
00:44:36okay well then why did you guys break up uh we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40she's me she's not nice she's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you
00:44:46she's the one that doesn't compare to you i believe that
00:44:51and i do take pretty good photos you do you're an amazing photographer you're an amazing artist
00:44:57you're beautiful lucy
00:45:01and you know you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly so
00:45:06i should be the one who's upset oh yeah yeah that's what you think what do you mean
00:45:14what are you doing what is that i don't know what is it i have a surprise for you
00:45:31oh my god it's so sick take a look let me see yes it's awesome super awesome you really didn't
00:45:42have to do that of course i did consider it like my thank you for you know letting me stay
00:45:47here and
00:45:47find me all these clothes and stuff yeah we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses too
00:45:55okay whoa i guess that too sure thank you for that you know what it was my pleasure stop
00:46:05i'm serious you know you act like a cocky asshole but i think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:15don't tell anybody i don't ruin my reputation don't worry i won't seriously
00:46:30thank you thank you that's the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35i'm glad you like it i do you know i think it's better than any photo i've ever taken of
00:46:41adam
00:46:43i don't want to ask you to get back together with him tonight what would you say
00:46:53i don't want to answer that i'm sorry i'm sorry i asked
00:47:02well why don't we get dressed you know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight so i'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:29oh they're all staring don't trip don't emotionally implode hey you look nice thanks
00:47:39sick not as nice as sophia blake's ex hi boys um what is that supposed to mean oh she was
00:47:49just the
00:47:49last girl that blake brought to one of these things she's a model you're nowhere near her league
00:48:00emma why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on leave my girl alone come
00:48:06with me
00:48:16don't listen to her you look beautiful he's just saying that how could he ever think i'm beautiful
00:48:22after being with someone like sophia so this is it huh
00:48:32yep the charity gala the end of our professional agreement
00:48:39clean ending you know just like we talked about yeah clean
00:48:51well you know it's been fun fake dating fake dating i knew it
00:49:00you too it's been fun
00:49:10you know it's it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous yeah but after this we go
00:49:16back to real
00:49:16life yeah you got what you wanted right you showed him that you are so worth choosing i mean you
00:49:25are
00:49:30ladies and gentlemen we'll be getting our presentation shortly
00:49:35well blake can i see you for just a second we've got a few things we need to verify
00:49:41um yeah sure we're back
00:49:52lucy can i talk to you for a minute adam right now is not the time okay please just for
00:49:57five minutes
00:50:01okay sure
00:50:09i screwed up i know you cheated on me with my roommate emma isn't you she never supported me like
00:50:17you did she never believed in me and i'm sorry about what i said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22i just
00:50:23i was jealous i was jealous i've actually missed you a lot breaking out with you was the biggest mistake
00:50:31of my life
00:50:36god you're so beautiful
00:50:43really
00:51:00well i guess she got what she wants maybe she should be with adam
00:51:10this should feel better what's wrong i don't know it doesn't feel right what are you talking
00:51:18about i know the only reason you dated blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:24you you know that congratulations you made me jealous okay so i want you back now okay no no i
00:51:34did
00:51:35i did i did want you back but great i know i don't want i don't want that anymore that
00:51:42that kiss it didn't feel
00:51:43right and i'm sick and tired of chasing you okay so so this is it this is it we're done
00:51:50goodbye
00:52:01i don't want you to get back at me and i don't want you to get back at me i
00:52:07don't know what you're talking about
00:52:10you don't know what you're talking about
00:52:13if he broke up with her you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18i have to break up blake and lucy
00:52:27blake blake where are you where did you go
00:52:36hey where did you go
00:52:42all right ladies and gentlemen the moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:47this year's youth sports impact award goes to
00:52:55blake ashburn
00:53:02that's a bullshit
00:53:06don't touch me okay it's over
00:53:14blake are you here blake
00:53:18well i'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots
00:53:36here you are
00:53:41you know if you want to package yourself go ahead don't mind me
00:53:46what
00:53:48you literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:51really huh yeah
00:53:52you know i'm surprised you noticed if i was there and uh you seem pretty occupied
00:53:55you're all cozy it's your boy adam oh
00:53:59oh yeah you saw that okay yeah i saw everything
00:54:03you know i thought that we were on a quest for revenge but turns out you were just
00:54:07just trying to get back with him all right i'll admit it okay it was nice to see him jealous
00:54:12and
00:54:12it felt good okay but i was thinking you were playing games with me let's be honest and that's okay
00:54:20but if you're playing games you know what that's fine
00:54:23we're playing my game let's make this more interesting no blake i'm i'm not
00:54:34i'm not i'm not drinking that it's disgusting lucy i just saw the woman that i love kissing another
00:54:39man so why don't you just please drink it come on okay fine
00:54:58it's so strong oh my god it's like burning
00:55:06good truth or dare uh truth you get back together with adam
00:55:16no blake we are not back together what do you mean you're not back together i just saw you guys
00:55:21are you lying to me what lucy please i can't take it do do not lie to me right now
00:55:25no no i was trying to tell you earlier if you would have let me finish that
00:55:29yeah okay you might have seen me kiss him but i hated it it was disgusting and
00:55:34i don't like him okay i i like someone else
00:55:41i like someone else
00:55:44tell me who you like lucy and please be very specific
00:55:52no it's your turn truth or dare i choose dare
00:56:07you have to kiss me and then i'll tell you who i like
00:56:10oh my wish you have cause i got a thirst that can't be sad it's like you play with my
00:56:19heart
00:56:20like you tell parts you and my fate in your head so where i fall down
00:56:31i know
00:56:31i fucking love this camera
00:56:46you went the most right about you i don't bring over
00:56:50truth or dare
00:56:52truth
00:56:54did you think about me
00:56:56when
00:56:57you know when
00:57:00of course i love
00:57:01and you did you think about me
00:57:06lucy i think about you every night
00:57:11i feel like you think i got you
00:57:13yeah
00:57:14it didn't work
00:57:15it was good
00:57:18i don't know
00:57:19well let's fix it
00:57:21right now
00:57:33i don't want it to be fake
00:57:36it's not going to be fake baby
00:57:37i don't want it to be real
00:57:43so i have a question
00:57:45i don't want it to be real
00:58:07i don't want it to disappoint you
00:58:11lucy that would be impossible
00:58:13you are the most beautiful person that i have ever met and you care
00:58:16and you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe that made you feel loved
00:58:21but i'm here now
00:58:23and it's just me and you
00:58:26there's nothing to fear
00:58:28and there's nothing to prove
00:58:30i don't know if i keep it for so long
00:58:32it will happen to be good
00:58:37we're gonna take it slow
00:58:38we don't have to do anything that you don't want to do
00:58:47but you did say that you like somebody
00:58:51is it me
00:58:54yes it's you
00:58:57like i like you and i've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02me too
00:59:05always
00:59:11i
00:59:17i
00:59:18i
00:59:24i
00:59:26i
00:59:26i
00:59:26i
00:59:26i
00:59:27i
00:59:28i
00:59:33i
00:59:45i
00:59:47i
00:59:58i
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:10I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very unthoughtable.
01:00:24I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do it.
01:00:35I want to.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:26Good morning.
01:01:29What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:32You know, you were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm not serious.
01:01:42You know, Animus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:45Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't open the house.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stand there with you all day, but I think I have to get
01:01:57to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have made my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:17Gotta talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20You can do it.
01:02:21Say the next thing.
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:27What do you think?
01:02:28Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:37What happened?
01:02:41For a boyfriend.
01:02:43Me.
01:02:44Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:53Alright, I gotta go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:57Kick ass.
01:02:58Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02In that place.
01:03:03That's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14Your call is forwarded to an automatic voice message.
01:03:21Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:29What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look.
01:03:31I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:35You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:37We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:40Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:43Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:50What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:52Just give me 10 minutes, okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:02How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:07Oh, trust me.
01:04:08I know he's going to be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:15So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20Good to go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:35Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:38I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:41What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:45You look good.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:58We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:01I knew it.
01:05:02I knew I should address him.
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:10Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:14Stay away from me.
01:05:16You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, alright?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:21One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:24You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:29Alright?
01:05:30That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about?
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:48Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone you weren't gonna believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma.
01:05:58But she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:01Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:06I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:09I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:13Well, no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:14It's hard to see Bas Bleak's charm.
01:06:18Or those biceps.
01:06:22I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:30They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm an ever-tating hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:52See you later.
01:07:05It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:08Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:10They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy!
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:18Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:23God, where the hell are you?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted.
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:45I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:48What in this?
01:07:50Sophia?
01:07:52Oh, my God.
01:07:53Oh, my God.
01:07:57Oh, fuck.
01:08:08You've been, uh, quiet for, like, ten minutes.
01:08:13It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally, but...
01:08:28Turns out they're all the same.
01:08:30Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just, like, swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They'll fucking suck.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:42Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know, I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:53I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:06Is that...
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:10Should I?
01:09:11No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:13It's fine.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:24Be my guest.
01:09:27Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:30You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:35Hi.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Hey.
01:09:38Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:45So...
01:09:47I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:50But I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:53It's not what it looked like.
01:09:55What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:01I saw everything.
01:10:03My suspicions were right.
01:10:05You are a man whore.
01:10:07And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:10Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:12Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:14Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:18I'm not your type.
01:10:20Okay?
01:10:21Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:25Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:28If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know,
01:10:31that maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:38Come on, Lucy.
01:10:40Okay?
01:10:43We do so you know.
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:53Sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game where the leopard shield take on the Thunderhawks!
01:11:18Um, photographer?
01:11:21Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:24You're Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:29Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here!
01:11:42Robin.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:48Thanks.
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job.
01:11:57Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:01I don't.
01:12:03So why are you crying?
01:12:10Lucy!
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:15Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:28Okay.
01:12:29Cool, I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:35I'm a photographer.
01:12:36That's my job.
01:12:37I take photos.
01:12:39Yeah.
01:12:40You did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:43You said that?
01:12:46How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:53So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:55You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy.
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but...
01:13:03Not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:21Oh my God, you're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game tonight for you.
01:13:31What? How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sofia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't do that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sofia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:46How are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:50Let's just say that he skates the sabotage.
01:13:52And his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:57Adam, it's time to hit the ice. Let's go.
01:14:00Got it, Coach.
01:14:03Blake's going to break his ankle. That'll destroy his whole career. I gotta save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:18I can't believe Lucy wanted me.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:26Bring it on, Charles.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo. You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam. You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake, stop it. You're scared. They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck!
01:14:39I've got to save him.
01:14:41Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:53Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rabid bitch who said run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Like, I had to save you.
01:15:15Gee, what?
01:15:17All right, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:23No.
01:15:23No, no, no, no, no, no. He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:26You did, huh?
01:15:30Now the Rev fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johnson of cheating.
01:15:34Hey, somebody get her in the tumble tribe.
01:15:36This is bullshit!
01:15:37She's lying!
01:15:39This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hell-bent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:46Whoa.
01:15:46It's the best fight.
01:15:49Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:53And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:57Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:59Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:08You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:14Or so I thought it was like that, but...
01:16:17You know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy.
01:16:20But that's actually you.
01:16:22He is nothing like that.
01:16:24He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:35I've realized it's not.
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:46Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw.
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have like no proof.
01:17:02So can you just...
01:17:03Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates the sabotage.
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:14You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:17Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:22What? No!
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:24This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:28I see you.
01:17:32My nose!
01:17:35Oh!
01:17:39Hey!
01:17:40Hey, careful.
01:17:41She looks so close.
01:17:42So.
01:17:43While I'm so loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:53And it doesn't always just feel like you pretended.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretending for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:08Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:19hockey game.
01:18:24You doing great.
01:18:25So you won today.
01:18:28How does it feel?
01:18:30It feels pretty good.
01:18:32You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not, you know.
01:18:35After all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you could be the puck.
01:18:39Okay, what the puck?
01:18:42I know I'm not that good.
01:18:43I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:53Really good.
01:19:03You know, there's a will, there's a woman.
01:19:09We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:24So I'm wondering, did you know that you wanted it?
01:19:29You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33No, I really wanted it.
01:19:35No, I really wanted it.
01:19:35You'll see.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just ain't no way.
01:19:45Sure.
01:19:47I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:54Where you going?
01:20:02Yeah, that's good.
01:20:15I have no problem waiting for you.
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