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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:05It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup. Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:22Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart. I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn, and I become the best sports
00:00:32photographer.
00:00:34Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn. He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart. My enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:57She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:11Hey! Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, no, what the fuck, your goddamn pop!
00:01:20Hey, hey! We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done.
00:01:23We're done.
00:01:23And the winner is the Thunderhawks!
00:01:29Adam! Adam! Adam, over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh, my God! Adam, you're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, it just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:08But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nun.
00:02:20Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight.
00:02:25But that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:32She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06What is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:11Adam's going to keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:24Oh, my God.
00:03:28Idiot.
00:03:29I'm fucking stupid.
00:03:32I fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just going to break fucking R.A. Blue schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying.
00:03:44I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:03:55Blake Ashford.
00:04:03You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:17Lucy, this is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31I'm just saying.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:40Well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy, you told me that my best friend is better in bed than
00:04:51me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low, even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like the biggest man whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:03Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back.
00:05:06Hey, what's this?
00:05:06I'm looking.
00:05:07Man whore, Sam and Joy Smart?
00:05:10Wow.
00:05:11You know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:15Stop.
00:05:15No, no, no.
00:05:15Hold on.
00:05:15I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:19You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:27Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right?
00:05:32Don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we could have, like, a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, it's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:48I'll take my shirt off and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:50Now, come on.
00:05:50Huh.
00:05:51No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:11And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:19You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:21Everything's cool.
00:06:22I had to steal your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on you.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of, like, swimming around with this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42Ew!
00:06:45God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:48My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate, and now I've been abducted by
00:06:53Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct-taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05Come on, man.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:10I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15Let me have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:26What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35It is pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get to him.
00:07:39So what, I should just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:50Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:56And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:59What are you thinking?
00:08:08That you sleep with me.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No, no, no.
00:08:22No, absolutely not!
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before
00:08:28the game, but it's not real.
00:08:30It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off.
00:08:34It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest manwhore at the school.
00:08:37I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That manwhore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:40It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous, and he's going to regret
00:08:45that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:48I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:53Put your mouth.
00:08:54All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:02Give it!
00:09:02Just, just.
00:09:03You want to see?
00:09:04Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded, and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah, this one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking God!
00:09:24Oh my God!
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:38Okay.
00:09:39What, what, what do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:10You could start for me.
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13Let me fix it.
00:10:15What?
00:10:18Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:25Mmm, damn that's good, thank you baby, yeah
00:10:35Of course
00:10:38Baby
00:10:40What the hell's going on here? Oh you haven't heard the news we're hooking up
00:10:46There's no way oh you don't believe me cute
00:10:51Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Like if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex you're wasting your time
00:11:20Mmm
00:11:21Yummy
00:11:23Mmm
00:11:25Yummy
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough
00:11:29Do you know what I mean?
00:11:30Yes, I love Derry
00:11:32She does
00:11:35Monkey
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter big boy?
00:11:39Well, you can move on but Lucy can't? I think that's called what toxic masculinity? You fuck
00:11:45I don't care
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true because you're gonna lose the gay man your girl in the same night
00:11:51My girl's right here
00:11:54I upgraded
00:11:57Yeah, sure
00:11:59Well, I don't know about you guys, but uh, I can't keep my hands off of her
00:12:04Jesus Christ
00:12:05What?
00:12:10Oh shit
00:12:11I have to go along with this
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18Hey, I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah
00:12:26Yeah, baby
00:12:27Later fucker
00:12:34Come on Adam, forget about them, they're just losers
00:12:39Yeah
00:12:41Okay, this better work
00:12:44It's gonna work, trust me
00:12:45It's gonna take the bait
00:12:48Alright, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah, let's go
00:12:52Let's move
00:13:08Alright
00:13:12God, she looks incredible
00:13:17What, what, do I look okay?
00:13:20I look perfect
00:13:23Let's do this
00:13:25Woo!
00:13:44You ready?
00:13:47What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:49Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's gonna come in here, trust me
00:13:55Alright, I'm ready when you are
00:14:03Okay
00:14:04Okay
00:14:04You guys kinda like kissing a mannequin
00:14:06But
00:14:08You can do better than that
00:14:09I'm just nervous
00:14:11Okay?
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact
00:14:22The only two is confidence
00:14:25Move the way that you wanna move
00:14:27Trust yourself
00:14:29And rule three
00:14:31Physical touch
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you
00:14:36Take it
00:14:37Take it every moment
00:14:38Every second
00:14:41And lean in like you wanna tell me a secret
00:14:44Okay?
00:14:48Your turn
00:15:01Just trust me
00:15:03Just trust me
00:15:04Just trust me
00:15:19I'll prove myself again
00:15:24She wouldn't
00:15:26And perfect
00:15:27Let's roll
00:15:28And now for a little surprise
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes
00:15:31To catch star player Blake Ashburn
00:15:33Before the game
00:15:39Oh
00:15:41Oh
00:15:43Hey Adam
00:15:44Oh my god
00:15:46Oh my god
00:15:52Oh fuck
00:15:55Come on
00:15:55Alright you're gonna change
00:15:56Come on get the fuck out
00:16:01Fucking vultures
00:16:02What the fuck?
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh my god
00:16:05Put the camera
00:16:07I'll head to it
00:16:08You're professional
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:21The point?
00:16:23No I'm too plain for her
00:16:24Oh come on
00:16:26A young athlete of you has gotta have a rotating roster of girls
00:16:30No you see that girl was uh
00:16:34She was my girlfriend
00:16:47Man actually I'm gonna win the game for this man
00:16:51Sophie excuse me
00:16:51Sophie excuse me
00:16:52Mr. Blake please
00:16:53Can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more
00:16:54Please Mr. Blake
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the Jumbotron?
00:17:11Oh god I am so humiliated
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend
00:17:16She's so lucky
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Woo!
00:17:21Let's go Blake!
00:17:24Woo!
00:17:25You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:27I already did
00:17:29Good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:30You know I had her screaming my name last night
00:17:33We're coming
00:17:33We're coming
00:17:35I'm so glad you got your confidence
00:17:37What the fuck is that?
00:17:40Hey hey
00:17:41We started it
00:17:43Let's go let's play the box
00:17:51No
00:17:55No
00:17:56No
00:17:56No
00:17:59No
00:18:00No
00:18:03Go play!
00:18:05Play, play, play, play!
00:18:07Come on, guys!
00:18:08Play, play, play, play, play, play!
00:18:11What do they get, huh?
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:13So tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show.
00:18:28So, and I'm gonna kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:46I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just don't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:04Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:06You know what I was thinking?
00:19:07My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, till the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, well, number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:36No random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about, now hear me now.
00:19:39What?
00:19:47you can look but you can't touch unless it's necessary
00:19:53okay all right rule number two is uh
00:20:00no hooking up with uh other other people no hooking up why because you're jealous
00:20:11what no it's not why okay i just uh i think that we need to make the story believable
00:20:19story okay fine three okay we have to go to events together so games the dining hall for lunch um
00:20:30the charity gala what about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight it's tonight
00:20:36mm-hmm i don't i don't have anything to wear so what are you talking about you're wearing the
00:20:43perfect outfit right now
00:20:46they're trusting welcome to the team you're losing
00:20:53no touching
00:21:00okay brief it's just a party a very loud party of blake's teammates who
00:21:06might actually hate me
00:21:09oh look who it is
00:21:11holy shit
00:21:12blake
00:21:13what a bunch of you guys doing a fucking job today
00:21:17boys this is lucy
00:21:20hi
00:21:20lucy our looky's arm
00:21:22oh god you guys all saw that
00:21:26hey and we appreciate what you did for the team
00:21:30he must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend
00:21:34it's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before
00:21:39oh uh he's had girls before
00:21:41lots of them
00:21:42all right
00:21:43take it easy
00:21:45he's just he's never brought one to a party before
00:21:48huh so he'll sleep with them but he won't even invite them out
00:21:51just like i thought a man more
00:21:54well i had to bring her out i mean my god look how good she looks in my jersey
00:22:03you're wearing his jersey now seriously
00:22:08you're wearing his jersey now honestly lucy this is getting pathetic
00:22:11you embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people
00:22:13and now what you really think you're his girlfriend or something
00:22:17yes
00:22:17you know what's pretty fucking pathetic is you harassing me at a party
00:22:22why don't you get a light
00:22:23burn
00:22:25damn
00:22:26get him
00:22:28i guess if you two are hooking up i have to offer you my sympathies blake
00:22:32what is that supposed to mean
00:22:34it means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet
00:22:37get this right
00:22:38she just lays there dead like a starfish
00:22:41doesn't even move a muscle
00:22:43it's honestly weird
00:22:45i'm gonna murder him with my bare hands
00:22:49you know i haven't noticed anything like that
00:22:51not from my very thorough experience
00:22:54maybe the problem is you bro
00:22:55i mean adam are you sure everything is working down there
00:23:02watch yourself ashburn
00:23:04don't fucking touch it
00:23:10you're gonna regret you speaking like that again
00:23:13oh don't act like you didn't fucking love it
00:23:21all right you know what guys uh we're gonna go find a room
00:23:26what
00:23:27later fancy
00:23:33like what what the fuck was that
00:23:35nothing
00:23:35i mean it totally showed him up didn't it
00:23:37oh my god
00:23:40this is all for show
00:23:41i bet they're doing nothing in there
00:23:43all right
00:23:44it's time to celebrate
00:23:45so what
00:23:47some sex
00:23:50oh yeah lucy
00:23:51right there
00:23:51oh my god
00:23:52we're having fake sex with you
00:23:54you have to
00:23:55did you hear what he just said about you
00:23:56now's your chance to get some revenge
00:23:58all right
00:23:58oh my god this is so humiliating
00:24:02it's quiet in there
00:24:03that lucy chickened out
00:24:05come on
00:24:07i'm chicken
00:24:08okay
00:24:10oh my god
00:24:11yeah
00:24:11blake
00:24:12oh yeah
00:24:16jump up and down
00:24:17jump up and down
00:24:18okay
00:24:19wow lucy you are so focused in
00:24:21oh yeah
00:24:23i've been stretching baby
00:24:25bend your little sluts
00:24:26oh what's that lucy
00:24:28i'm the biggest you've ever seen
00:24:30so much bigger than adam
00:24:32yeah yeah
00:24:32you're getting a little
00:24:36jesus fucking christ
00:24:37what are they doing in there
00:24:39oh my god
00:24:42blake
00:24:43oh yeah right there lucy
00:24:44don't stop
00:24:45don't stop
00:24:51take it home lucy
00:24:54blake
00:24:55blake
00:24:56blake
00:24:59did she just finish
00:25:01that's it
00:25:02i'm going
00:25:03i'm going
00:25:03go get him
00:25:12i'm not taking my shirt off
00:25:14you have to take your shirt off
00:25:14we're gonna get caught
00:25:15come on
00:25:33you've got some nerve lucy
00:25:35god you're such a fucking pervert
00:25:36wait you're just gonna pass you the opportunity for another show
00:25:38this is stupid
00:25:40i'm out of here
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:42i'm a fucking cook
00:25:47oh my god
00:25:50wow
00:25:51that was uh
00:25:52too much
00:25:53no no
00:25:54i'm uh
00:25:55you're impressed
00:25:57it was very convincing
00:25:58it was very convincing
00:25:59you get so good at fake orgasm
00:26:00huh
00:26:00i don't know i guess i've had a lot of practice
00:26:05at faking it
00:26:09lucy have you ever had a real orgasm
00:26:14no
00:26:15never never in your whole life
00:26:17no like when me and adam would do it it's just like he finished and then that was it
00:26:21wow
00:26:22like pathetic human meaning
00:26:26yeah
00:26:32i could help you with that
00:26:38if you want me to
00:26:40is he serious
00:26:42is this happening
00:26:43do i want this to be happening
00:26:47wait i can't trust blake he's a total playboy
00:26:50um well
00:26:51we have
00:26:53rules
00:26:54yeah i know
00:26:55i'm just saying
00:26:56well i don't know
00:26:57do you think we like took it too far
00:26:59do we do too much
00:27:00no i mean listen
00:27:02you didn't get turned on by us having fake sex
00:27:04it was
00:27:05it was fake
00:27:06keyword fake
00:27:07it's not real
00:27:08it's just um
00:27:08you had to get revenge
00:27:10yes i know that
00:27:11then don't say stuff like that
00:27:12okay
00:27:13i got it
00:27:14strictly professional
00:27:15sound like i have feelings for you anyways
00:27:16good
00:27:17good
00:27:20all right
00:27:21i'm walking around
00:27:22wait what
00:27:23we're leaving
00:27:24yeah
00:27:25did i say something to upset him
00:27:27let's get the fuck out of this place
00:27:31why do i feel like i just messed everything up
00:27:38okay
00:27:39this one's me
00:27:41thank you for you know walking me home
00:27:43no problem
00:27:44i'll see you tomorrow
00:27:46for fake dating purposes only right
00:27:48obviously
00:27:50obviously
00:27:57good night
00:27:58good night
00:27:59good night
00:28:03good
00:28:04this is good
00:28:06definitely doesn't sting at all
00:28:15what are you doing
00:28:16why are you throwing my clothes on the floor
00:28:18i am kicking you out
00:28:19what you can't you can't just kick me out
00:28:21this is literally my room too
00:28:23yes i can
00:28:23i talked to housing
00:28:24adam's dad made a call
00:28:26no that is not fair
00:28:27what am i supposed to do
00:28:28where am i supposed to go
00:28:29this is my bed
00:28:30you slept with the enemy
00:28:32and cost adam his game
00:28:33what did you think was gonna happen
00:28:35you slept with my boyfriend
00:28:37you should be the one to go
00:28:38you can tell your sob story
00:28:39to your fellow homeless friends
00:28:41what
00:28:42no stop
00:28:44these are my clothes
00:28:45fuck
00:28:46what are you doing
00:28:47get out of my room
00:28:51where the hell am i supposed to go now
00:28:56what's up lucy
00:28:57you know if you wanted me to stay so bad
00:28:59you could have just asked
00:29:00i need to do a whole uh
00:29:02strip tease
00:29:03well my roommate um
00:29:05emma just kicked me out
00:29:07huh
00:29:10yep
00:29:12what do you need a place to stay
00:29:14what
00:29:15you stay with me
00:29:18no
00:29:19i got two bedrooms
00:29:20you have your own space
00:29:21but no
00:29:22that is
00:29:23that's a terrible idea
00:29:24we're fake dating
00:29:26nobody would think anything of it
00:29:37that's a bad idea
00:29:40so uh your room is gonna be downstairs
00:29:50mine's upstairs
00:29:52feel free to use the fridge
00:29:54kitchen
00:29:55tv's all yours
00:29:56alright
00:29:57you uh want some wine
00:29:59sure yeah
00:30:05thank you
00:30:06thank you
00:30:16i have a question
00:30:18what's your question
00:30:19what's your question
00:30:20why are you helping me
00:30:22because i like you
00:30:23lucy
00:30:25because we have a quest for revenge
00:30:27a common enemy
00:30:28i feel like
00:30:31there's something else
00:30:32and it's not just this
00:30:34rivalry you have with adam
00:30:36why do you hate him so much
00:30:40my dad died when i was 16
00:30:44i'm sorry
00:30:45okay
00:30:48me and adam we were on the same team
00:30:50now he was one of the first people that i told
00:30:52and then he takes it upon himself
00:30:55to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not in the right space
00:30:59that i'm distracted
00:31:00and i get kicked off the team
00:31:02that's ridiculous
00:31:04it was just me and my mom
00:31:06all we had was hockey
00:31:08hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again
00:31:12do you think she puts too much pressure on you
00:31:15yeah
00:31:15absolutely
00:31:17but i think that's okay
00:31:19that's my job
00:31:27i think you're a lot more than just a hockey player
00:31:39it's been a long day
00:31:41get some sleep
00:31:46good night
00:31:55lucy have you ever had a real orgasm
00:31:58no
00:31:59never had an orgasm
00:32:13strictly professional
00:32:24blake ashburn
00:32:26yes
00:32:27stand for me please
00:32:30awesome
00:32:31thank you very much
00:32:32and i'm roman
00:32:33this was a bad idea
00:32:35a very thoughtful well-intentioned
00:32:37incredibly bad idea
00:32:47god why do i have to be fake dating the hottest man alive
00:32:49good morning
00:32:51good morning
00:32:54what is that
00:33:02you're so jumpy this morning
00:33:04um i think it's just because i'm so excited about life right now
00:33:08um but uh i got practice at like 745 so i gotta go
00:33:12bye
00:33:15hey little sis i heard what happened with emma
00:33:19worse
00:33:21i gotta go
00:33:26bye
00:33:26bye
00:33:29i sent you a care package it should have arrived by now
00:33:32love you
00:33:42love you
00:33:43i just got it
00:33:44i'm gonna open it now
00:33:51whoa
00:33:52whoa
00:33:53how did my sister get me a fucking vibrator
00:33:57i'm not using that
00:34:20oh my god
00:34:36oh my god
00:34:41i wanna taste you sweet delight
00:34:46and i'll trace you skin on my
00:34:51oh my god
00:34:54you follow in my lead
00:34:56like the shame you said on fire
00:35:01oh
00:35:02open it up to me
00:35:04let's make it physical
00:35:06like
00:35:11oh my god
00:35:13oh my god
00:35:14like your side
00:35:14you're so hot
00:35:21for lucy
00:35:22love your big sis
00:35:24grace
00:35:25how sweet
00:35:30oh
00:35:35oh shit
00:35:36she found it
00:35:39and she's liking it
00:35:46dude
00:35:47don't listen to lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:49respect her privacy
00:35:52i care so hot
00:35:53huh
00:35:54she's thinking about me
00:35:57this is
00:35:58really good
00:36:00phew
00:36:01he's not home yet
00:36:02that vibrator was a lot louder than i thought it was gonna be
00:36:10how was your morning
00:36:12fine
00:36:14your sister
00:36:15your sister got you this
00:36:18oh my god
00:36:20my sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22but then who
00:36:27so um
00:36:28there was a package by the door that wasn't for my sister
00:36:33um no
00:36:34that crosses the line
00:36:36so much
00:36:37you cannot just
00:36:38come on relax
00:36:39listen
00:36:40you know
00:36:40i was gonna return it
00:36:41but then
00:36:41it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:46so you
00:36:47you heard me
00:36:49i was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:51but then uh
00:36:51i heard you
00:36:53say my name
00:36:54can you just stop talking
00:36:55okay
00:36:55hey come on
00:36:56what
00:36:58you know i really like
00:36:59this is getting way too real
00:37:01what if he's just like adam
00:37:03and i get my heart broken again
00:37:04no okay okay
00:37:05all right
00:37:06stop
00:37:06no we're not doing this
00:37:08let's let's just end the contract
00:37:09oh you want to end the contract
00:37:11um after the gala
00:37:12we're
00:37:12we're gonna be done
00:37:13that's what you want
00:37:14yeah
00:37:23that has to be what i want
00:37:24you can't trust him
00:37:26lucy
00:37:27clearly you can
00:37:31lucy
00:37:32come on open the door
00:37:34look
00:37:35it was my bad
00:37:36all right
00:37:36i shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37it was totally crossing the line
00:37:39but just
00:37:40open the door
00:37:41i'll make it up to you
00:37:41i promise
00:37:43how
00:37:43i'll take you shopping
00:37:45shopping
00:37:46i think all of your clothes are in the bushes
00:37:47underneath emma's windows
00:37:49come on
00:37:49i'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:52i'll take you to the mall
00:37:54you can get a mall pretzel
00:37:59did you see mall pretzel
00:38:01i did
00:38:03fine
00:38:03all right well then your gowns and your pretzels will meet you
00:38:07why does he have to be so god damn charming
00:38:10come on
00:38:29what are you doing
00:38:31i've been getting tailored clothes since i was a little kid
00:38:33put your arms up
00:38:38god look at his hands
00:38:43i'm falling into you
00:38:46no one loves me like you do
00:38:50thought that you and i went through
00:38:53but i'm falling into you
00:38:56i'm falling into you
00:38:58i'm falling into you
00:38:59there's nothing left to lose
00:39:07do it
00:39:08kiss me
00:39:09just do it
00:39:12hi welcome
00:39:13can i help you
00:39:14hi
00:39:15um yes
00:39:17we are looking for
00:39:18a very beautiful dress
00:39:20i've got the perfect one
00:39:22thank you
00:39:34what do you think
00:39:40blake
00:39:42i think it's uh
00:39:44amazing
00:39:45i think it's totally you
00:39:47and
00:39:48you're beautiful
00:39:50you two are adorable
00:39:51such a lovely couple
00:39:53oh uh
00:39:54thank you
00:39:56you know i think so too
00:39:57so what do we think
00:39:59we taking this dress home
00:40:00yes
00:40:04wait blake it's
00:40:06it's eight thousand dollars
00:40:07eight thousand dollars to see you in that dress
00:40:10seems like a skill to me
00:40:13here you go
00:40:19hi
00:40:21um
00:40:25why are we in a lingerie shop
00:40:26because if i was your boyfriend i'd buy a lingerie
00:40:28but you're not
00:40:31hi
00:40:32hi
00:40:33what size bra
00:40:34she's a 34 b
00:40:37what the hell
00:40:38i don't know
00:40:38how do you know my bra size
00:40:40i eyeballed
00:40:41you can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:42i can and i will
00:40:46thank you
00:40:48you're impossible
00:40:49and you love it
00:40:52since when do you buy lingerie
00:40:58since when do you buy lingerie
00:41:00since i have someone that i actually want to wear it for
00:41:03you forget that i know you lucy
00:41:05i can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07i don't think i actually am trying to become the person that i've always wanted to be
00:41:11without you
00:41:12can i help you
00:41:14we're shopping
00:41:15hey babe i like that one
00:41:17oh yeah that's the red one
00:41:18yeah
00:41:18so sexy
00:41:21cute right
00:41:22i like it
00:41:24what do you think adam
00:41:25think you look good in this
00:41:27actually you know what don't answer that
00:41:28it's really none of your business
00:41:29because i'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it
00:41:30not you
00:41:31sure
00:41:32you're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:34oh no it's definitely an added bonus
00:41:36but i'm really just doing it because
00:41:37my girlfriend is super hot
00:41:43and you're not so bad yourself baby
00:41:47you need to stay away from blake okay
00:41:48he's just using you
00:41:50get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:51you're gonna get your heart broken lucy
00:41:52he's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58hey adam
00:42:00watch it
00:42:01look her up
00:42:03you're not his type
00:42:05no i don't trust you
00:42:06and we're over
00:42:07so can you just get the fuck out of my face
00:42:09i think we both know that's a lie
00:42:11it's not
00:42:13shut the fuck up
00:42:17adam what is going on here
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:20oh my god seriously
00:42:23oh my god seriously
00:42:26you know it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:27come on let's go baby
00:42:34hold up
00:42:36did that feel good
00:42:38yeah
00:42:39that felt pretty good
00:42:41you look good
00:42:43thank you
00:42:45so uh
00:42:47have we go get those bristles
00:42:49yes
00:42:49i'm actually so hungry
00:42:50let's go
00:42:55plague makes me feel so safe
00:42:57but this is fake
00:42:58this is all fake
00:42:59maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:04why are you so obsessed with them
00:43:06oh my god
00:43:07can we please not start with this
00:43:09you're not obsessed with them
00:43:11you're obsessed with her
00:43:13at least she doesn't yap
00:43:14non-stop like you
00:43:15jesus christ
00:43:17can you just give it a break
00:43:18you have been obsessed with her
00:43:19ever since she started hooking up with blake
00:43:22okay
00:43:22i am your girlfriend now
00:43:24remember
00:43:24yeah
00:43:25and this isn't working
00:43:27anymore
00:43:36why do i care so much
00:43:37that i'm not his type
00:43:38when tonight is the last night of our fake relationship
00:43:40god get a grip lucy
00:43:43so we got my suit
00:43:46we got your beautiful dress
00:43:47and we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:48together we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00so you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend huh
00:44:04why are you doing that
00:44:07i'm sure you
00:44:09you still want to go to the calla with me
00:44:12because it's fine if you don't
00:44:13i know i'm not
00:44:16some supermodel
00:44:17if adam ever said anything like that
00:44:19it's because
00:44:20he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:23all right
00:44:23don't let them
00:44:24i'm serious
00:44:26i know i'm nothing like her
00:44:28i don't like measure up to her
00:44:30at all
00:44:31a million times better than her
00:44:32in every single fucking way
00:44:36okay well then why did you guys break up
00:44:37uh we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40she's mean
00:44:42she's not nice
00:44:42she's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you
00:44:46she's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:48believe that
00:44:51and i do take pretty good photos
00:44:52you do
00:44:54you're an amazing photographer
00:44:55you're an amazing artist
00:44:57you're beautiful lucy
00:45:01and you know
00:45:02you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly so
00:45:06i should be the one who's upset
00:45:07oh yeah
00:45:08yeah
00:45:10that's what you think
00:45:11what do you mean
00:45:14what are you doing
00:45:16what is that
00:45:19i don't know
00:45:20what is that
00:45:50i have a surprise for you
00:45:51and all those fake kisses too
00:45:53bye
00:45:54okay
00:45:55whoa
00:45:57i guess that too
00:45:59sure
00:46:00thank you for that
00:46:01you know what it was my pleasure
00:46:03stop
00:46:05i'm serious
00:46:06i'm serious
00:46:08you know you act like a cocky asshole but
00:46:13i think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:14don't tell anybody i don't ruin my reputation
00:46:18don't worry i won't
00:46:21seriously
00:46:29i think that was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35i'm glad you like it
00:46:36i do
00:46:38you know i think it's better than any photo i've ever taken of adam
00:46:42if i had more to ask you to get back together with him tonight
00:46:46what would you say
00:46:49um
00:46:53you know what don't answer that
00:46:58i'm sorry i asked
00:47:02well why don't we
00:47:04get dressed
00:47:06you know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight so
00:47:10i'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:12yeah
00:47:14thank you
00:47:29oh
00:47:30they're all staring
00:47:32don't trip
00:47:33don't emotionally implode
00:47:34hey
00:47:35you look nice
00:47:37thanks
00:47:40not as nice as sofia
00:47:43blake's
00:47:44ex
00:47:45hi boys
00:47:46um what is that supposed to mean
00:47:48oh she was just the last girl that
00:47:50blake brought to one of these things
00:47:52she's a model
00:47:54you're nowhere near her league
00:48:00emma why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on
00:48:03leave my girl alone
00:48:05come with me
00:48:15god don't listen to her
00:48:17you look beautiful
00:48:19he's just saying that
00:48:20how could he ever think i'm beautiful after being with someone like sofia
00:48:24so this is it huh
00:48:30yep
00:48:32the charity gala
00:48:34the end of our professional agreement
00:48:39clean ending
00:48:40you know just like we talked about
00:48:43yeah
00:48:44clean
00:48:51well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53fake dating
00:48:56i knew it
00:49:02you know it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:15yeah but after this we go back to real life
00:49:18yeah
00:49:19but you got what you wanted right
00:49:21you showed him
00:49:22yeah you are so worth choosing
00:49:24i mean you are
00:49:30ladies and gentlemen
00:49:31we'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34well
00:49:35blake can i say if you're just a second
00:49:38we got a few things we need to verify
00:49:40um
00:49:42yeah
00:49:42sure
00:49:44we're back
00:49:51lucy
00:49:52can i talk to you for a minute
00:49:53adam right now is not the time
00:49:55okay
00:49:56please just for five minutes
00:50:01okay
00:50:01sure
00:50:09i screwed up
00:50:10i know
00:50:11you cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:14emma isn't you
00:50:15she never supported me like you did
00:50:18she never believed in me
00:50:19and i'm sorry about what i said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22i just
00:50:23i was jealous
00:50:26i've actually missed you
00:50:27a lot
00:50:29breaking out with you
00:50:30was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:36god
00:50:36you're so beautiful
00:50:42really
00:50:44yeah
00:51:00well i guess she got what she wants
00:51:04maybe she should be with adam
00:51:09this should feel better
00:51:12what's wrong
00:51:13i don't know
00:51:14it doesn't feel right
00:51:17what are you talking about
00:51:18i know the only reason you dated blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:23you
00:51:24you know that
00:51:26congratulations
00:51:27you made me jealous
00:51:28okay so
00:51:30i want you back now
00:51:31okay
00:51:32thank you
00:51:32no
00:51:32no
00:51:33no
00:51:33i did
00:51:34i did want you back
00:51:36but
00:51:38great
00:51:38i know
00:51:39i don't want
00:51:39i don't want that anymore
00:51:41that that kiss
00:51:42it didn't feel right
00:51:45and i'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:47okay so
00:51:49so this is it
00:51:49this is it
00:51:50we're done
00:51:52goodbye
00:51:57lucy
00:52:02adam give it a rest
00:52:03you only want lucy
00:52:05because blake wants her
00:52:07you don't know what you're talking about
00:52:13if he broke up with her
00:52:14you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18i have to break up blake and lucy
00:52:26blake
00:52:28blake where are you
00:52:29where did you go
00:52:36hey
00:52:37where did you go
00:52:42all right
00:52:43ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44the moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:47this year's youth sports
00:52:49impact award goes to
00:52:55blake ashford
00:53:02that's a good bullshit
00:53:06shut up
00:53:06don't touch me
00:53:07okay it's over
00:53:14blake are you here
00:53:16blake
00:53:18well
00:53:19i'm sure he's just out there
00:53:21practicing his slap shots
00:53:36here you are
00:53:41you know if you want to package yourself
00:53:43go ahead
00:53:43don't mind me
00:53:46what
00:53:47you literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50really huh
00:53:51yeah
00:53:52you know i'm surprised you noticed if i was there and uh
00:53:54you seem pretty occupied
00:53:55you're all cozy
00:53:57that's your boy adam
00:53:58oh
00:53:58oh yeah you saw that
00:54:00okay
00:54:01yeah i saw everything
00:54:03you know i thought that we were on a
00:54:04a quest for revenge
00:54:05but turns out you were just uh
00:54:07just trying to get back with it
00:54:08all right
00:54:09i'll admit it okay
00:54:10it was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11and
00:54:12it felt good
00:54:13okay
00:54:14but i'm
00:54:14lucy you were playing games with me
00:54:16let's be honest
00:54:17yeah it's okay
00:54:20but if you're playing games
00:54:21you know what that's fine
00:54:23i'm gonna play my game
00:54:24let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:26no
00:54:27like
00:54:27i'm
00:54:28i'm not
00:54:33ketchup
00:54:34no i'm not
00:54:35i'm not drinking that
00:54:36it's fucking disgusting
00:54:37lucy i just saw the woman that i love
00:54:39kissing another man
00:54:40so why don't you just please
00:54:41drink it
00:54:42come on
00:54:45okay
00:54:46fine
00:54:58that is so strong
00:54:59oh my god
00:54:59it's like burning
00:55:05okay
00:55:07truth or dare
00:55:09uh
00:55:11truth
00:55:12you getting back together with adam
00:55:15no
00:55:17blake
00:55:17we are not back together
00:55:18what do you mean you're not back together
00:55:19i just saw you guys
00:55:21are you lying to me
00:55:22what
00:55:22lucy please
00:55:23i can't take it
00:55:24do not lie to me right now
00:55:25no i was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27if you would have let me finish
00:55:28that
00:55:29yeah okay
00:55:29you might have seen me kiss him
00:55:31but i hated it
00:55:31it was disgusting
00:55:32and
00:55:34i don't like him
00:55:36okay
00:55:36i
00:55:36i like someone else
00:55:40i like someone else
00:55:44tell me who you like lucy
00:55:47and please be very specific
00:55:50no
00:55:52it's your turn
00:55:55truth or dare
00:55:56i choose dare
00:56:07you have to kiss me
00:56:09and then i'll tell you who i like
00:56:10i'm gonna wish you well
00:56:13cause i got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17you play with my heart
00:56:20like you tell parts
00:56:23who am i fading your hand
00:56:26so when i fall down
00:56:30i know that i'm not coming out
00:56:34i'm gonna love you forever
00:56:53do you think about me
00:56:56when
00:56:57you know when
00:57:00of course i love
00:57:01and you did you think about me
00:57:06you see i think about you
00:57:07every night
00:57:11see that gift i got you
00:57:13yeah
00:57:13didn't work
00:57:15it was good
00:57:18i don't know
00:57:19well let's fix it
00:57:21right now
00:57:30wow
00:57:33i don't want it to be fake
00:57:36it's not gonna be fake baby
00:57:37i don't want it to be
00:57:38i want it to be real
00:57:43so
00:57:44i have a question
00:57:47does this mean our deal's over
00:57:50fuck that deal
00:57:52it's always been real to me
00:57:54if this is real then
00:57:56there's always a chance my heart could get broken again
00:58:00what
00:58:02lucy what are you doing
00:58:03talk to me
00:58:06adam said i was really bad
00:58:07so i don't want to
00:58:09i don't want to disappoint you
00:58:11lucy that would be impossible
00:58:13you are the most beautiful person that i have ever met
00:58:15and you care
00:58:16and you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe
00:58:19that made you feel loved
00:58:21but i'm here now
00:58:23and it's just me and you
00:58:26there's nothing to fear
00:58:28and there's nothing to prove
00:58:30i really love it
00:58:31faking it for so long
00:58:32i want it to be good
00:58:37we're gonna take it slow
00:58:38we don't have to do anything that you don't want to do
00:58:47but you did say that you liked somebody
00:58:51is it me
00:58:54yes it's you
00:58:57like i like you
00:59:00i've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02me too
00:59:05always
00:59:23give me
00:59:26give me
00:59:27give me
00:59:28give me
00:59:45you know i'll treat your body right
00:59:50you move like you were chosen
00:59:57what are you doing?
01:00:00i make you feel good
01:00:01yeah
01:00:06holy shit
01:00:08look at him
01:00:09i'm a hockey player baby
01:00:12which means i'm very determined
01:00:15and my work ethic is very very unthoughtable
01:00:24i'm not leaving your spot until the job is done
01:00:29it's putting a lot of pressure on yourself
01:00:32you don't have to do that
01:00:35i won't do it
01:00:49i won't do it
01:00:57but it's so important
01:01:05you're so uncomfortable
01:01:06and if you could do it
01:01:06Hi.
01:01:08Here you go.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:26Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:32You know, you were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40If I'm serious.
01:01:42You know, Adam was who had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:45Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't do not resist.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day, but
01:01:56I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:06I don't know.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11meet my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Yeah?
01:02:17Gotta talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:21See the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:27What do you think?
01:02:28Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Okay.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:37Where are we?
01:02:40For a boyfriend?
01:02:43I mean,
01:02:44boyfriend?
01:02:47I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:53all right i gotta go oh kick ass miss me
01:03:00this feels too easy and that's what makes it dangerous
01:03:21please pick up i want to apologize
01:03:28what what do you want lucy hey look i feel really bad about how things ended with us
01:03:34you do yes of course we used to have so much fun as roommates why don't we catch up for
01:03:40coffee
01:03:41at that place on third why would i ever want to be friends again look i have information about
01:03:47sophia that you might want to hear what do you know what is it i'd rather tell you in person
01:03:52okay uh just give me 10 minutes okay good i'll see you soon
01:04:02how do you know this is gonna work i mean we don't even know if he's gonna be here
01:04:06oh trust me i know he's gonna be here he comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day
01:04:13between 9 30 and 10 so he should be here any oh look there he is it's a go
01:04:26sofia oh my god blake what are you doing here huh
01:04:32i heard your team made the final round of playoffs congrats thank you you're always a very big fan of
01:04:37me winning i wanted you to be the best you could be we all do what could emma possibly have
01:04:42to tell me about sophia you look good oh my god is that blake's ex i've been thinking about
01:04:50you a lot lately sophia we were so good together blake don't you ever miss that
01:04:57we could go back to right where we left off i knew it i knew i shouldn't address him
01:05:03i only liked him because that was a hockey player that's not true you're also so hot
01:05:09oh god i can't watch any more of this stay away from me you know i know you and i
01:05:17see through all
01:05:17this bullshit all right you liked me for two reasons one because you like to party so much
01:05:22and two because it helped raise your status you know i'm with somebody yeah somebody knew
01:05:27who doesn't give a shit about that stuff all right that little poor girl i've been hearing so
01:05:32much about i'm done yeah goodbye i can't believe i fell for a cheater again
01:05:48lucy i am so sorry that you had to see that i just knew that if i told you over
01:05:52the phone you
01:05:53weren't gonna believe me i don't trust emma but she did show me the truth about blake
01:06:01look i know you can't trust me but you shouldn't trust blake i see him with sophia all the time
01:06:08i feel so stupid i you know i really thought that he was different well no don't blame yourself
01:06:14it's hard to see bass bleak's charm or those biceps
01:06:21i just have terrible taste in it well if you want any advice don't date hockey players okay
01:06:29they're not worth the heartbreak yeah no i'm never dating a hockey player ever again
01:06:36i guess i should i guess i should say thanks you know for looking out for me anytime
01:07:02it didn't work he's not interested
01:07:07oh it's going to work they'll be broken up by the end of the day
01:07:14hey lucy i got parcels where you at lucy
01:07:40it was fun while it lasted but i guess all good things have to come to an end
01:07:44i hope you and sophia are happy together
01:07:48what in this sophia oh my god oh my god
01:08:08you've been uh quiet for like 10 minutes it's really weird for you
01:08:15it's sober between me and blake okay what's the bill well i thought i might have
01:08:22you know picked a good guy finally but turns out they're all the same sorry lucy
01:08:32you seem so happy with him you know at this point can we just like swear off all men seriously
01:08:38i know they'll fucking suck yeah well you do say that every time you get your heart broken
01:08:44i know i'm serious like i mean it you know you can't let one bad experience
01:08:49stop you from trying again i don't want to get hurt again i know
01:08:54but what if you don't what if this next time it works out you know
01:09:03who's eating is that yep should i no no no i'll get it it's fine
01:09:19hey can i explain something to you please be my guest
01:09:27um so this is my sister grace you're supposed to meet her the other day remember yeah hi grace
01:09:34blake hey nice to meet you yeah well i'm gonna give you two some privacy thank you
01:09:44hey so i got totally ambushed by my ex today but i mean i just told her that i'm not
01:09:52interested
01:09:52it's not what it looked like what do you mean it's not what it looks like what were you there
01:09:58yeah yeah i was there i saw everything my suspicions were right you are a man whore
01:10:07and you're always going to be one that's not true please don't say things like that right now
01:10:12listen i'm trying to explain something to you nothing was happening nothing was going to happen i
01:10:16i promise you i promise you i'm not your type okay just just admit it not my type lucy what
01:10:25are you
01:10:26saying if you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through i don't know then
01:10:31maybe we should go our separate ways don't do that come on lucy okay
01:10:43but just so you know i'm not adam i never will be sorry
01:11:06welcome to the championship game where the leopard shield take on the thunderhawks
01:11:18um photographer hi could you get a photo of me and my blake
01:11:23you're with blake yeah i think it would look good for the papers
01:11:29blake
01:11:32blake come here
01:11:41got it good luck out there today remember you're a winner blake thanks
01:11:50lucy what are you doing here huh
01:11:54just doing my job oh i thought you said you didn't care
01:12:02i don't
01:12:03so why are you crying
01:12:10lucy
01:12:13lucy
01:12:15lucy
01:12:21lucy
01:12:21i just wanted to introduce myself i know who you are
01:12:24then you know blake and i are back together
01:12:28okay okay cool i don't care stop embarrassing yourself it's pathetic how you follow him around
01:12:34all the time i'm a photographer that's my job i take photos
01:12:39yeah he did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him he said that
01:12:45how did you ever think a guy like blake could choose a nobody like you well i don't care about
01:12:52blake
01:12:52so go ahead go ahead you can have him lucy
01:13:00he did say you were sweet but not somebody you would ever take seriously
01:13:13get it together
01:13:17i just don't understand why you don't want to be with me oh my god you're so needy
01:13:23if i would do anything for you i broke up blake and lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game
01:13:29tonight for you what how did you do that convince sofia to try and win him back like doesn't want
01:13:35her
01:13:35but lucy doesn't need that he's not back together with sofia i don't need you meddling with my life
01:13:41okay i can destroy blake all on my own destroy blake how are you gonna do that already done let's
01:13:50just
01:13:50say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:13:57adam it's time to hit the ice let's go we've got it coach
01:14:02blake's gonna break his ankle that'll destroy his whole career i gotta save him before the puck drop
01:14:14let's go blakey
01:14:15come on adam can't believe lucy wanted me you're not mad that lucy wanted me but you're mad that she
01:14:22didn't want you i'm gonna destroy you asperger bring it out let's go blakey you're the best come on adam
01:14:31you're so hot on the hike blake saw me you're scared they've been sabotaged don't drop the puck
01:14:38i've got to save him well here goes nothing
01:14:53blake stop what's this a rabid man who says run out onto the ice hey lucy what are you doing
01:15:11lucy what are you doing like i had to save you gee what all right miss
01:15:18you know the ladies love blake but you can't be pummeling him on the ice
01:15:22no no no no he tried to sabotage him you did huh
01:15:30now the real fan seems to be accusing star player adam johnson cheating somebody get her on
01:15:35the tumultron this is bullshit she's lying this is my ex-girlfriend she's been so hell-bent
01:15:41on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating blake
01:15:46wow it's the best fight
01:15:49yeah that's right she pretended to date blake just to get back at me and now she accuses me of
01:15:54cheating
01:15:55she's pathetic hey why don't you watch your fucking mouth
01:15:58hey why don't you watch your fucking mouth
01:16:08you got this lucy maybe i pretended to date blake or so i thought it was like that but
01:16:17you know i thought he was this big notorious playboy but that's actually you he is nothing like that
01:16:23he takes care of me he supports me he does everything i could ever ask for and it doesn't even
01:16:32feel like pretend anymore
01:16:34i've realized it's not and and i've realized that i actually love him
01:16:45well this is taking quite a turn
01:16:51aww can we get back to hockey now no we cannot get back to hockey you try to break his
01:16:56fucking ankle
01:16:57you're jealous of his career well you literally have like no proof so can you just
01:17:03oh you don't have proof okay let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's gonna break
01:17:10as soon as the puck drops you fucking asshole who's your proof you gotta go you're done what no you
01:17:22gotta go
01:17:23this is this is this is bullshit this is bullshit
01:17:32my nose
01:17:39hey you're perfect
01:17:42oh i'm still loose
01:17:45Lucy did you mean what you just said back there did you really mean that
01:17:48i did
01:17:51i love you and it didn't always just feel like pretending
01:17:54you know it was never pretend for me ever
01:18:07are you freaking kidding me
01:18:14well in my 30 years of announcing i have to say i've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:19hockey game
01:18:24you're doing great
01:18:25so you won today how does it feel
01:18:30it feels pretty good you know i'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle right i'm not
01:18:34you
01:18:34after all this practice i'm gonna go pro yeah maybe you could do the puck okay what the
01:18:39fuck
01:18:41i know i'm not that good i'll get better okay you know i know something else you're pretty good at
01:18:52really good
01:18:54yeah
01:18:55yeah it's all down
01:19:05wow
01:19:07You know, when there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:10We can do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:29You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:35We'll see.
01:19:39And so do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know it.
01:19:46Sarah, I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:00Where'd it go?
01:20:02Yeah, that's good.
01:20:03You give me the bad, bad, bad, bad.
01:20:06I'm a friend, I'm a moon, I'm a villain.
01:20:09I can do, I'm a tongue, can't do.
01:20:12Just one foot, I'm a dick, you do.
01:20:15You give me the bad, bad, bad.
01:20:18I'm a dick.
01:20:18I'm a dick.
01:20:18I'm a dick, I'm a dick.
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