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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:05There is no limit on their job!
00:01:10Hold on!
00:01:15A deep down!
00:01:28Once again, we got it!
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:47IMMORTAL MASTER, IMMORTAL MASTER, SOMETHING'S WRONG!
00:02:51IMMORTAL MASTER, TANG SUN ZANG AND HIS DISCIPLES ARE ALMOST AT MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:02:58YOU MUST NOT GO THERE!
00:03:10IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:03:10MASTER HASN'T EATEN OR DRUNK THESE PAST DAYS AND HE BARELY SAYS A WORD.
00:03:15COULD IT BE HE'S STILL PINING FOR THE QUEEN OF ZI LIANG?
00:03:20SECOND BROTHER, WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
00:03:23HOLY MONKBOUND FOR THE WEST, PLEASE STOP RIGHT HERE!
00:03:27DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP FORWARD!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32OUTSIDERS WOULDN'T KNOW!
00:03:33THERE'S A BAND OF DEMONS UP AHEAD!
00:03:35THEY'VE EATEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS!
00:03:37YOU MUSTN'T GO ANY FARTHER!
00:03:40WHAT?
00:03:42DON'T BE AFRAID, MASTER!
00:03:44I'M HERE!
00:03:49WUKONG, DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SAID UP THERE?
00:03:51DEMONS ARE CAUSING TROUBLE AHEAD!
00:03:53WE MUST ASK WHAT'S GOING ON SO I CAN SET MY MIND AT EASE!
00:03:56LET ME GO!
00:03:57MAYBE I CAN BEG FOR SOME ALMS TOO!
00:04:00BAJI!
00:04:01LOOK AT YOU!
00:04:03YOU'LL SCARE THEM OFF!
00:04:04LET WUKONG GO INSTEAD!
00:04:06HIM!
00:04:07HE'S UGLIER THAN I AM!
00:04:08BAJI FINALLY VOLUNTEERED!
00:04:13LET HIM CHANGE INTO SOMETHING HANDSOME THEN!
00:04:21WELL MASTER?
00:04:24FINE, GO AND COME BACK QUICK!
00:04:26ALRIGHT!
00:04:32SIR, PLEASE WAIT!
00:04:36YOU ARE?
00:04:38SIR!
00:04:40WE'RE MONKS FROM THE EASTERN TANG EMPIRE, HEADED TO THE WESTERN HEAVENS TO SEEK THE SUTRAS!
00:04:44I HEARD YOU SAY THERE ARE DEMONS AHEAD!
00:04:47WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON?
00:04:49UH!
00:04:49WHAT?
00:04:50THOSE MOUNTAINS ARE CALLED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:04:53THEY STRETCH FOR EIGHT HUNDRED LIE!
00:04:56WEST OF THERE LIES A HUMAN KINGDOM, CALLED LION CAMEL KINGDOM!
00:05:00THE RAINES CAME IN SEASON, AND THE PEOPLE LIVED IN PEACE!
00:05:04IT WAS ONCE A LAND OF HARMONY!
00:05:08BUT, 500 YEARS AGO, THREE DEMONS CAME FROM THE WEST!
00:05:13THEY SEIZED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL AND MADE AN ENTIRE CITY'S PEOPLE!
00:05:17OH!
00:05:17SO THAT'S IT!
00:05:18JUST THREE DEMONS, HUH?
00:05:20I'LL RAKE ONE TO DEATH MYSELF!
00:05:22MY BROTHER CAN CLUB ONE DEAD!
00:05:23WE'LL LEAVE THE LAST FOR SHA WU JING, AND HE'LL FINISH IT IN ONE SWING!
00:05:27IF IT WERE ONLY THREE, WHY WOULD I STOP YOU?
00:05:29AFTER THEY AATE THE PEOPLE, THEY DIDN'T LEAVE!
00:05:32THEY TOOK THE LAND AND FOUNDED A KINGDOM!
00:05:35GATHERING DEMONS FROM EVERYWHERE AS THEIR CITIZENS!
00:05:39KEEPING HUMANS AS LIVESTOP, AND EVEN SETTING UP A FULL COURT!
00:05:43THEY MADE TIGERS THEIR GENERALS AND WOLVES THEIR CAPTAINS!
00:05:46AS FOR THEIR LESSER DEMONS, 5,000 ARE ON THE SOUTHERN RIDGE, 5,000 ON THE NORTHERN RIDGE,
00:05:5310,000 AT THE EASTERN PASS, AND 10,000 AT THE WESTERN PASS!
00:05:58ANOTHER 4 OR 5,000 PATROL AND KEEP WATCH, AND 10,000 MORE GUARD THE GATES!
00:06:04THERE ARE COUNTLESS FIRE TENDERS, AND COUNTLESS WOODCUTTERS TOO!
00:06:09ALL TOLD, THAT'S 47 OR 48,000!
00:06:13AND THOSE ARE THE ONES WITH NAMES, WITH BADGES AT THEIR WAISTS, STATIONED HERE JUST TO EAT PEOPLE!
00:06:21THAT MANY? 40,000?
00:06:24THAT'S IT! THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT THE UNREGISTERED ONES!
00:06:28ADD THOSE IN, AND YOU'RE TALKING ONE OR TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND!
00:06:31THEY EAT PEOPLE EVERY DAY, BOILING THEM, SKUING THEM, BREWING BLOOD INTO WINE!
00:06:37FOR 500 YEARS NOW, THEY'VE DEVOURED THE PEOPLE OF CONTINENT OF XINYU!
00:06:41GOOD HEAVENS!
00:06:44I'D BETTER GET BACK, FAST!
00:06:45AND REPORT TO M-MASTER!
00:06:55MASTER, WE CAN'T GO ON!
00:06:56THIS IS CALLED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:06:59IT'S A REALM OF DEMONS!
00:07:0040-50,000 ARE WAITING TO EAT PEOPLE!
00:07:04WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
00:07:06YOU IDIOT!
00:07:07WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
00:07:08I'VE FOUGHT A HUNDRED THOUSAND HEAVENLY SOLDIERS!
00:07:11WHAT'S 40 OR 50,000 DEMONS TO ME?
00:07:13BIG BROTHER, YOU'RE SO CAPABLE!
00:07:15BUT I, OLD JEW, DON'T HAVE THE NERVE!
00:07:17IF YOU ASK ME, WE SHOULD SPLIT THE LUGGAGE NOW AND RUN FOR OUR LIVES!
00:07:21THE LOCALS ARE TERRIFIED OF DEMONS, AND YOU BELIEVE THEIR EXAGGERATIONS?
00:07:26EVEN IF THERE REALLY ARE THAT MANY, I'D SWING MY STAFF ALL NIGHT AND WIPE THEM OUT TO THE LAST!
00:07:32TALK IS CHEAP!
00:07:33BESIDES THAT FUNERAL ROD OF YOURS, WHAT WEAPON DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT MANY FIENDS?
00:07:38DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME!
00:07:40I, OLD SON, CAN CARVE A PATH THROUGH THE EASTERN SEA, EVEN A MOUNTAIN OF IRON AND SILVER!
00:07:45I CAN SMASH STRAIGHT THROUGH!
00:07:46THEN IF YOU CAN, GO DO IT!
00:07:49WUKONG, WHAT YOU HEAR MAY BE FALSE, WHAT YOU SEE IS THE TRUTH!
00:07:52BAJI IS SCARED OUT OF HIS WITS!
00:07:54GO TAKE A LOOK, SEE FOR YOURSELF!
00:07:56AND WHETHER IT'S AS THAT OLD MAN SAID...
00:07:58YES, MASTER!
00:08:15MASTER!
00:08:15STAY INSIDE THE CIRCLE!
00:08:17DON'T COME OUT!
00:08:17I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
00:08:29THIRD GREAT KING!
00:08:30IT'S TIME TO EAT!
00:08:33REPORT!
00:08:33THIRD GREAT KING!
00:08:34WORD HAS COME FROM THE KINGDOM OF XI LIANG!
00:08:37CENTIPEDE TAOIST WAS KILLED BY TANG SAN ZANG AND HIS DISCIPLES!
00:08:41TANG SAN ZANG HAS PASSED XI LIANG!
00:08:44500 YEARS!
00:08:46AT LAST TANG SAN ZANG'S FLESH!
00:09:05BIG BROTHER!
00:09:06SECOND BROTHER!
00:09:07COME ON!
00:09:07LET'S DRINK TO TANG SAN ZANG'S ARRIVAL!
00:09:09LET'S HAVE A TOAST!
00:09:10CHEERS!
00:09:16BIG BROTHER!
00:09:17WHY THE LONG FACE?
00:09:19BIG BROTHER!
00:09:20WE'RE ABOUT TO EAT TANG SAN ZANG'S FLESH!
00:09:24YOU'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO LIGHTLY!
00:09:26THAT TANG SAN ZANG MAY BE A MORTAL NOW!
00:09:29BUT HIS ELDEST DISCIPLE IS NO ORDINARY FIGURE!
00:09:32THAT MONKEY!
00:09:33BORN OF STONE WHEN LUA MENDED THE SKY!
00:09:35A STONE MONKEY MADE FLESH!
00:09:37HE LEARNED MAGIC FROM ANCIENT POWERS!
00:09:39100,000 SOLDIERS COULDN'T STOP HIM!
00:09:41HE'S NOT SOMEONE WE CAN HANDLE EASILY!
00:09:45WHAT'S A HUNDRED THOUSAND HEAVENLY SOLDIERS?
00:09:47BIG BROTHER!
00:09:48YOU FORGOT!
00:09:49WHEN THE HEAVENLY COURT CAME TO WIPE US OUT!
00:09:51100,000 HEAVENLY SOLDIERS!
00:09:53YOU SWALLOWED THEM ALL IN ONE BITE!
00:09:55SOME STINKING MONKEY!
00:09:57WHAT IS HE REALLY?
00:09:58DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM!
00:09:59WHO KNOWS?
00:10:00HOW MANY HEROES HAVE DIED UNDER THAT MONKEY'S IRON STAFF?
00:10:04SO IN THE END, YOU'RE SCARED OF SUN WUKONG AREN'T YOU?
00:10:07THEN WE JUST TAKE DOWN SUN WUKONG AND THAT'S THAT!
00:10:11THIRD BROTHER!
00:10:12YOU HAVE A PLAN?
00:10:14OF COURSE I DO!
00:10:16GUARDS!
00:10:17BRING IT UP!
00:10:29WHAT IS THIS?
00:10:32I TOOK IT BEFORE I LEFT THE SACRED BUDDHIST MONASTRY.
00:10:34JUST SOMETHING I GRABED FROM THE TREASURY.
00:10:36THEY CALL IT THE YIN-YANG ENERGY VAS.
00:10:40You dared steal from the sacred Buddhist monastery? Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff? Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52Alright, third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras. It holds a world of its own. If someone
00:11:01gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet. The moment they speak,
00:11:05raging fire burns them. If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous
00:11:10snakes will bite them. If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come
00:11:14and devour them, over and over, without end. A hundred years pass inside the vase,
00:11:20while outside it's only a short while. No matter how powerful, once inside they'll
00:11:25eventually drain their power and melt into pus. It's that deadly? With a treasure
00:11:31like this, catching Tang San Zong will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zong.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zong and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone. Perfect timing!
00:11:53But Tang San Zong is guarded by two disciples. I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded
00:11:59guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's side.
00:12:02So what? I'd still fight him. Big brother. We'll each take one. Second brother, use that
00:12:07long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zong away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well. Now this is interesting. Huh? Demons! Oh my god.
00:12:30Well, well. Now this is interesting. Huh? Demons! Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:12:38We can see.
00:13:05We can see.
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold
00:13:36and made a marquee!
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell, break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:35Second brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished!
00:14:39If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:52Third King's orders, scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:56White Tang San Zhang up, and hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders, step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass!
00:15:12If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:33I've got it!
00:15:41Who are you?
00:15:42Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50I...
00:15:50I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out!
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:07Your boss.
00:16:09Chief Wind Scout, how come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave.
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job, so he promoted me for training.
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look.
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:32We're co-workers.
00:16:34No need to be formal.
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing.
00:16:37Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me.
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace
00:16:52and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends.
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers.
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing.
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:29Turn!
00:17:30Turn, Wukong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let old son take a look inside your lair.
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back.
00:18:12Slug Vermitelli soup.
00:18:14It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:20Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:22Move!
00:18:23The King gave orders.
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:27What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang.
00:18:30You didn't know?
00:18:31The King just captured Tang San Zang.
00:18:34What?
00:18:34Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall.
00:18:36They're about to eat him.
00:18:58Reporting to the Three Kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big Brother, let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers.
00:19:14Catching Tang San Zang was too easy this time.
00:19:16But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry, Brother.
00:19:19That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang.
00:19:26You're not reaching the Sacred Buddhist Monastery today.
00:19:29Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk.
00:19:34It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the Western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way.
00:19:41You eat people.
00:19:42Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it.
00:19:47Heaven will punish you.
00:19:48And so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law?
00:19:51The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here.
00:19:57See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zang, open your eyes.
00:20:02Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops.
00:20:05What is there to fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops?
00:20:10All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow.
00:20:18My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk.
00:20:24Get him into my belly.
00:20:26Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces.
00:20:31We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:20:39Ha ha ha ha!
00:20:41Ha ha ha ha!
00:20:55What?
00:20:56What?
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master!
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late!
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons!
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out!
00:21:27Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout
00:21:31and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh
00:21:34so he too may live forever!
00:21:58Hack him to pieces!
00:22:26Wukong!
00:22:29Master!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are, I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:27Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:44Hime!
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you've finished Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:37Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in two!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:13Die!
00:25:16Die!
00:25:17Die!
00:25:17Die!
00:25:17Die!
00:25:19Die!
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:21Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao Village!
00:26:09You!
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master!
00:26:27And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey monkey king!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:32What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:35Saving master comes first!
00:26:37You think I don't know there are many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save master!
00:26:42You two come with me now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:26:59Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me and you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:19Shut it, long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:24You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:49I'll knock your teeth out!
00:27:58Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:41Take this, my staff!
00:28:56Take this, my staff!
00:29:02Take this, my staff!
00:29:04Take this, my staff!
00:29:11Take this, my staff!
00:29:27Take this, my staff!
00:29:49Senior brother!
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll swallow you whole!
00:31:25Eldest brother!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down, that monster's here to eat you, why aren't you running, why
00:31:34go meet him, one bite and you're in his belly, today you're still a monk, tomorrow you'll
00:31:38be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off, wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wu Jing, Bai Long Ma, run for your lives!
00:32:17This scene is incredible!
00:32:19How do you know this scene made you feel?
00:32:30Third brother!
00:32:41Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:47He's hard to digest. My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother. Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorne to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright.
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:13Good. Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat. Quick, bring in the brine-soaked fruit.
00:33:36Brine? Trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform.
00:33:43You flood me out.
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:52His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:54Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:56My boy!
00:33:57You filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath.
00:34:01Nice and warm. Real comfortable.
00:34:04What?
00:34:04That monkey's still alive in my belly!
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit!
00:34:10Good!
00:34:17My boy, your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful.
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago.
00:34:24Mountain of flowers and fruit.
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm, the fruit I eat all ends up in your belly.
00:34:32Good grandson. Toss me some more bananas. Your grandpa loves bananas.
00:34:39Sun Wukong, get your ass out here!
00:34:42Not coming out! Autumn's turned cold, and I'm still in thin clothes.
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly, and there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother! That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:58If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter.
00:35:03I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:06Good grandson, you don't know the half of it.
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures, and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me.
00:35:13If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in one
00:35:17pot,
00:35:18make myself a nice awful soup, and stay full till Qingming Festival.
00:35:22Uh, brother, that crazy monkey would actually do this.
00:35:26Don't panic, brother. There's no room for a stove in your belly.
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going.
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot.
00:35:36Oh no, if he really sets up a stove and lights it,
00:35:39the thick smoke will choke you up and you'll suffocate, brother!
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:45Relax! Leave it to old sun!
00:35:47I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button and poke a hole through it!
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air, and as a chimney too!
00:35:54Ha ha ha!
00:35:55You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it! I'm done! Someone, bring me the poison!
00:36:00That bottle! Our hot bodhisattva!
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip!
00:36:04Mix it into the wine! I'll drink it all!
00:36:07Yes!
00:36:08Brother, don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:16Five hundred years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court,
00:36:19I ate Liozzi's elixirs and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver!
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison? You think you can poison me?
00:36:46Now that's good wine!
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years!
00:36:50Not a single drop!
00:36:59How is he, brother? How does it feel?
00:37:02That's strange!
00:37:04Normally, after one whole jar, even if I'm not wasted,
00:37:07I'd be flushed and stumbling,
00:37:08but today it feels like I didn't drink at all!
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank it all!
00:37:16Good wine! Damn good wine!
00:37:18Perfect, brother!
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine!
00:37:22He's as good as dead!
00:37:39My stomach!
00:37:41My stomach!
00:37:56Oh, big brother!
00:38:04My boy, well, are you begging yet?
00:38:08Son Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me!
00:38:11Fine!
00:38:12Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder!
00:38:20Mercy, mercy!
00:38:21Great sage equal to heaven!
00:38:23Please spare him!
00:38:24I'm begging for my big brother!
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words!
00:38:28Just call him Grandpa's son!
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault!
00:38:32Your grandson's!
00:38:33We swallowed you by mistake!
00:38:35Great sage, have mercy!
00:38:37Pity us like ants clinging to life!
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life!
00:38:41The three of us will release your master
00:38:43and see you through the mountains!
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer!
00:38:48And scared him half to death!
00:38:50My master is delicate!
00:38:52He can't take this abuse!
00:38:53You'll pay for this!
00:38:54Great sage,
00:38:55I don't have any gold or jewels on me!
00:38:58No amber, agate, or other treasures!
00:39:00How can I pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:03I want the three of you brothers
00:39:04to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin!
00:39:06Let my master ride in it!
00:39:08Carry it yourselves!
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain
00:39:11of lion and camel!
00:39:12What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation
00:39:16in 800 years!
00:39:17Third brother,
00:39:18saving our eldest comes first!
00:39:21As you say, great sage,
00:39:23the three of us agree.
00:39:25Just come out and quickly!
00:39:27Fine!
00:39:28Open your mouth wide!
00:39:30I'll fly out myself!
00:39:32Hey, big brother!
00:39:33When he comes out,
00:39:33bite down hard!
00:39:34Crush that monkey!
00:39:35Swallow him whole!
00:39:36Then he can't torment you anymore!
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel!
00:39:46Go on, bite it!
00:39:56Big brother, bite it!
00:39:57Now!
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon!
00:40:06You dare fool your grandpa's son?
00:40:08I spared your life
00:40:09and you tried to bite me to death!
00:40:10I'm not coming out today!
00:40:11I'm not coming out!
00:40:12You went back in again!
00:40:15Third brother!
00:40:16What kind of rotten idea was that?
00:40:18We didn't even bite the monkey
00:40:19and I chipped my teeth instead!
00:40:22Son Wukong,
00:40:23I've heard your name for a long time!
00:40:25It's thunder in the ears!
00:40:26They say you made a show
00:40:28outside the southern heavenly gate
00:40:30and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries!
00:40:32Now you're on the road
00:40:34to the western heavens
00:40:35slaying demons!
00:40:36So you're just some upstart monkey!
00:40:38If you've got the guts,
00:40:40come out and fight fair!
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago,
00:40:43I might have taken the bait!
00:40:45But now,
00:40:45nothing you say matters!
00:40:47Let my master go!
00:40:50Fine!
00:40:51Fine!
00:40:51I'll release him right now!
00:41:11Master!
00:41:14Bachi!
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:45This lion's belly. Once we're past mountain of lion and camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely, great sage son, and you're outside the lion-camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out. We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little white dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great sage son, your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine, open your mouth.
00:42:27Bajisha Jr. brother, let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave true Dharma form?
00:42:40Monkey King, they broke their promise.
00:42:43I saw it coming. Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Bajisha Jr. brother, Sha.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:16Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:36Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:39Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:52Senior brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:09Senior brother!
00:44:16Bajisha Jr. brother!
00:44:18Son Wukong, surrender now!
00:44:22Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:26Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:33Crush him to death!
00:44:41Master!
00:44:44Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:47Monkey King got soft into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore.
00:45:10Let me go!
00:45:12Master!
00:45:14Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out!
00:45:23You little punk! Taste this!
00:45:25This!
00:45:38Big brother!
00:46:08Son Wukong! You're as good as dead!
00:46:15All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave! Let's feast and celebrate!
00:46:21We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:46:24Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong?
00:46:49Don't worry, big brother! In no time at all, Sun Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this? How did it trap me in here? I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:15Huh! That's some serious force!
00:47:18Don't waste your breath! You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it? Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:24Grow!
00:47:26Growing won't help!
00:47:29Shrink!
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless! Get ready for torture in the vase! Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:48Oh no!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong!
00:48:02Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a meaning!
00:48:14My boy, that vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah? Take a closer look!
00:48:25Samadhi true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:30In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:42Senior brother!
00:48:47Wukong!
00:48:50Master!
00:48:55I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:58I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:08Master, Baji, and Sha Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here!
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata, and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:25Wukong!
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs!
00:49:30In dire straits, they can save your life!
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin!
00:49:36The life-saving hairs she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill, don't take the job!
00:49:52I'll drill through your vase!
00:50:05Lucky! Lucky! Now we can get out!
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry!
00:50:24Relax, big brother!
00:50:25It's been ages!
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone!
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here! Let me see!
00:50:33Gods! Carry it before the great king!
00:50:52Third king!
00:50:53Third king! Something's wrong! The vase is lighter!
00:50:55Third king! Something's wrong! The vase is lighter!
00:50:57Nonsense! This is a sacred Buddhist treasure! It contains Yin Yang dual energy! How could it be lighter?
00:51:053rd King, look! It really is lighter!
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:25This vase is empty.
00:51:28Why is there a hole in the bottom? Who did this?
00:51:33My sweet grandkids, who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong! He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:51Kill that fly! Kill it!
00:51:56Now, spread the order! Shut the gates! Shut them! Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out! Run!
00:52:04We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong Zanzang's flesh? Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year. My meat reeks! If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course! You're the appetizer! The king said so! Wash Drupaji clean first! Scald him, shave
00:52:42him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine!
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me! Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:54All right! Move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go! Help! Someone help!
00:53:05What a coward! And he used to be Marshal Tian Peng, yet he's that scared of dying!
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson!
00:53:14He's so is he!
00:53:19You're the only one who's called me!
00:53:21Chuguneng! Chuguneng!
00:53:26Who...who's calling me? Wuneng is my name. Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me that dharma name. After I joined Master, they all
00:53:32call me Bajie. Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42whoever called my dharma name show yourself it was me
00:53:48who are you hiding in the shadows show yourself
00:53:56i'm an officer of the netherworld bureau here to claim lives by order of king yama i've come to
00:54:02take your soul grandpa soul reaper please head back first put in a good word with king yama he's
00:54:10close with my senior brother's son wukong ask him to cut me some slack let me live one more day
00:54:15come take me tomorrow nonsense if king yama says you die at the third watch who dare keep you till
00:54:23the fourth come with me now or i'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck
00:54:31please sir have mercy one look at me and you know i'm done for i'm going to die no question
00:54:37i just want one more day that demon took my master and sha wu jing all of them let me
00:54:42see them one last
00:54:43time then i'll go with you to the netherworld bureau at least i'll have honored our bond
00:54:48then i can die with no regrets fine i've got 30 names on my warrant they're all nearby let me
00:54:57round
00:54:57them up and i'll take you that buys you this one day but running errands is hard work got any
00:55:04silver
00:55:04on you and some over call it travel money money i'm jubaji a monk the four elements are empty
00:55:18what money could i have if you don't have any silver then stop yapping
00:55:24let me slip the rope on you and come with me please don't take me don't arrest me i know
00:55:30what
00:55:30that is that's a rope of fate once it's around your neck it hooks your soul away i have money
00:55:35i'll pay you where is it hand it over quit stalling or i'll take you straight to underworld
00:55:43what a pity what a pity ever since i became a monk some devout families would feed the monks and
00:55:49seeing what an appetite i had they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns so i saved it
00:55:54bit by
00:55:55bit until i scraped together five kian of silver a few days ago i went to the women's kingdom and
00:56:00begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece that silversmith had no conscience he even skimmed
00:56:06a few fen off me in the end i had one horse hoof silver worth four kian and six fen
00:56:12take it then
00:56:13uh this idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants yet he can hide silver where did you hide it
00:56:21talk now i stuffed it in my left ear my hands are tied i can't get it reach in and
00:56:28feel for it
00:56:44you idiot it really is four chan and six fen
00:56:51damn that bimauan so it was you
00:56:55it's him monkey look at the state i'm in and you still mess with me even scamming me out of
00:57:00my
00:57:00silver have you got no conscience
00:57:05you idiot i escorted master west for the scriptures you have no idea what we've been
00:57:10through we hacked through thorns and fought off demons well you you hide off to the side and slack
00:57:16off and you even stash away private money so what if i saved up i went without food and scraped
00:57:21it
00:57:21together bit by bit i was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit and you scared
00:57:26me for
00:57:26no reason then you stole my silver give it back now not a single coin this silver is your punishment
00:57:32for hoarding money it's mine now fine fine take it all as my ransom but you still have to get
00:57:39me out
00:57:39of here or i paid you for nothing
00:57:44easy since i took your silver i'll get you out
00:58:02monkey king while those imps aren't looking let's make a run for it don't rush in
00:58:06those three demons are too strong we can't beat them
00:58:10and you call yourself marshal tian ping reborn what a spineless coward not today i'm not running
00:58:16we're getting master and sha wu jing out you're really going head on move split up
00:58:33and wu kong
00:58:43sha wu jing reverted to his true form dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:58:51sha wu jing reverted to his true form
00:59:09brother sha
00:59:13senior brother i knew you weren't dead
00:59:20boss we finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26what are you talking about the king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:30we're keeping it to trade with western sea dragon palace
00:59:36what are you staring at you really think someone's coming to save you
00:59:46boss where's that black smoke coming from
00:59:56jubachi
01:00:17jubachi
01:00:19come on let's meet up with senior brother we have to save master
01:00:22okay
01:00:25report your majesty's tang san zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave
01:00:31we don't have enough men we can't hold them off
01:00:34what
01:00:36they all broke free
01:00:38oh no what do we do now sun wukong wounded me and our eldest brother we're badly weakened
01:00:43now the only one who can stop sun wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again
01:00:47the three of us can't beat the four of them anymore
01:00:50don't panic tang san zhang is still in our hands
01:00:54bring tang san zhang
01:00:59third brother tang san zhang won't help
01:01:01we've got over 40 000 on mountain of lion and camel
01:01:04but even the grunts can't hold it
01:01:06if mountain of lion and camel won't hold
01:01:09i've still got the lion and camel kingdom
01:01:11you mean
01:01:12big brother second brother
01:01:14in lion and camel city we've got a million demons
01:01:17we take tang san zhang and fall back to lion and camel city
01:01:20we'll swarm him to death
01:01:21no matter how capable sun wukong is
01:01:23he can't take on a million demon soldiers
01:01:25exactly
01:01:26let sun wukong see what real terror looks like in my lion and camel kingdom
01:01:31tell the whole army
01:01:32fall back to lion and camel city
01:01:36demons let my master go
01:01:40monkey king
01:01:42why'd all the demons run off
01:01:44eldest brother
01:01:44they left a message
01:01:46sun wukong
01:01:47if you want to save his master
01:01:48come to lion and camel city if you dare
01:01:53lion and camel city
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