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Head Witch in Charge ENG Fantasy Romance
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00:00:23Jesus!
00:00:24Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that, please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah.
00:00:55And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:09The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona. Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because
00:01:17of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona. And you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:29and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:44Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:26Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:34Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:11Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:29Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:52We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Svenson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:08I know exactly who you are.
00:06:24You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always vote, you know.
00:06:46I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:52I'm here to win.
00:06:54You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:09You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:50Eric.
00:07:51Everyone can see.
00:07:52Do you want me to stop?
00:08:09I'll let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a shower.
00:08:25Please don't stop use your words tell me what you want. I want your tongue inside me, please. That's a
00:08:35good girl
00:08:45Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna... Was that some kind of vision? No, that was from him
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch. Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand. No can do
00:09:12I have a date with a very pretty lady
00:09:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas. Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:49It's very distracting
00:09:53Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:05Eric, there are people
00:10:11And if you're quiet, they won't see you
00:10:17I should stop
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:20You know, you were right before
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:28But I am...
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:32For once in my life, I...
00:10:35I just want to forget about everything
00:10:38Just live in the moment
00:10:40And I think you...
00:10:43Can help me do that
00:10:51Remove the camouflage
00:10:53I want you to see you
00:10:55The real you
00:10:58But then you'll know who I am
00:11:00I already know who you are
00:11:03The real you
00:11:05Wants to let go
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:13He really wants me
00:11:16The real me
00:11:17Fuck
00:11:20You are gorgeous
00:11:23I want you, Eric
00:11:26I need you
00:11:31Spread your legs for me
00:11:36Keep your eyes open
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:43All over my fingers
00:11:48Keep your eyes open
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:11:57They can if you stay quiet
00:11:59Keep your eyes open
00:12:01Or I'll stop
00:12:06That's a good girl
00:12:08Look down at my hand
00:12:13Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:16I can't
00:12:17Just relax
00:12:20I can't, Eric
00:12:22It's okay
00:12:24Don't think
00:12:26Just kill
00:12:28Tell me anything
00:12:30So good
00:12:32But I need more, Eric
00:12:34Eric
00:12:37You feel so good
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:44So I'm gonna make you come
00:12:46I'll get you there
00:12:48I'm gonna go down
00:12:50And I want you to scream my name when you come
00:12:53Five
00:12:55Four
00:12:55One
00:12:57One
00:12:58Two
00:13:02One
00:13:03Two
00:13:04One
00:13:04Two
00:13:05One
00:13:07One
00:13:09Two
00:13:09One
00:13:21One
00:13:22Two
00:13:23I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:28I think this is your floor.
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:40If you decide that you want more.
00:13:42See you there.
00:13:53How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:05What about you?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:12The boring one, if you will.
00:14:15And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:17All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:20I don't believe you.
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:24Oh, come on.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28It's Vegas.
00:14:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:32Just for tonight.
00:14:36So, any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one.
00:14:49What are you doing?
00:15:06No games.
00:15:07Just fuck me already.
00:15:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:11Consider me wooed.
00:15:12Then we could take it slow?
00:15:13Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:16But your body says something else.
00:15:29Wait.
00:15:31Shit.
00:15:33I almost lost my cool.
00:15:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:38Oh, my God.
00:15:40I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:41That was so embarrassing.
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:44That was way too much.
00:15:46Hey.
00:15:46You're never too much.
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:50Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:15:55Tonight's about you.
00:15:56Remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:00Do something that you want to do.
00:16:02Something no one would expect.
00:16:04Maybe he's right.
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:16She spotted the chapel.
00:16:19Just like I planned.
00:16:23So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary.
00:16:28Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:33So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:39Come on.
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:49You nervous?
00:16:52Just, never been married before.
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:02I need to take this.
00:17:03Oh, yeah.
00:17:04Take your time.
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:07Hey, mama.
00:17:08Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:09Come on.
00:17:09Let's do it.
00:17:11You need to come home.
00:17:12Now.
00:17:13I can't.
00:17:14Secret.
00:17:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:19He looks at me weird.
00:17:21It really freaks me out.
00:17:22You were my big brother, E.
00:17:24I need you here.
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:27But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:48It's only temporary.
00:17:50Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:17:56Let's go.
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:11Right.
00:18:12Only temporary.
00:18:14Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:19But she doesn't know that.
00:18:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:25Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:30Nothing's wrong.
00:18:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:37All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started.
00:18:43Woo!
00:18:43Woo!
00:18:44Woo!
00:18:44Woo!
00:18:45Woo!
00:18:45Woo!
00:18:48Woo!
00:18:48Woo!
00:18:48Woo!
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:19:10This is it.
00:19:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:14The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:21Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:29But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:12Off to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:15Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:32Hmm.
00:20:33That's weird.
00:20:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:49No, it's complicated.
00:20:53Complicated or distracted.
00:20:56You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:03You're a Svensson.
00:21:04Act like one.
00:21:05Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:09I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:12I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:14Then stop hesitating.
00:21:15If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me!
00:21:35He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:49You didn't want me.
00:21:50You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:54I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay, I did, but that was before we did all...
00:22:04Why before?
00:22:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:11I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:12I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:25The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:31The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:32Not that part.
00:22:34Not with you.
00:22:35It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:37Eric, you will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:41Lily, what?
00:22:44When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:01So, that didn't happen.
00:23:05My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by.
00:23:13Then, well...
00:23:17See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:23Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:30Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:50Nothing.
00:23:50Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:14No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:17I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:48What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing.
00:24:52I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:57Payday?
00:24:58Someone sent you!
00:24:59Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:03Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:09Oh!
00:25:12Oh!
00:25:15Oh!
00:25:16Oh!
00:25:17Oh!
00:25:18Oh!
00:25:18Oh!
00:25:18Oh!
00:25:18Oh!
00:25:19Oh!
00:25:19Oh!
00:25:20Oh!
00:25:20Oh!
00:25:20Oh!
00:25:21Oh!
00:25:21Oh!
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:24You're in over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:31Suit yourself.
00:25:36Suit yourself.
00:25:45What the fuck?
00:26:00Get off me!
00:26:01Get off me!
00:26:01She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand.
00:26:04I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:14Who are you?
00:26:21The hand fast mark.
00:26:25Hello, wife.
00:26:27Miss me?
00:26:30What are you doing here?
00:26:32Oh, well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but
00:26:36it looks like you're more into bondage.
00:26:38I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:40Shut up!
00:26:44You should be thanking me.
00:26:46I did just save your life.
00:26:47Thanking you?
00:26:48You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone!
00:26:51How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute.
00:26:56You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:01Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now
00:27:10you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:15Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:17Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spentance schemes?
00:27:20I-I just-I need it, okay, it's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:26No!
00:27:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage, not yet, but he knows about the wand.
00:27:32If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world, or worse.
00:27:39No!
00:27:40Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:42I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:44It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:46She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever!
00:27:49And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back!
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:27:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:02the
00:28:02divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:06Please.
00:28:07I can't trust him.
00:28:09I shouldn't.
00:28:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:20No.
00:28:22No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:25It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:30the
00:28:30wrong hands.
00:28:32And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical
00:28:36object in the entire world?
00:28:39Fair.
00:28:40Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45Alright, I'll call you wife.
00:28:47And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:53Shut up!
00:28:54Don't call me wife either.
00:28:55After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:28:58Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart.
00:29:00I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:18That's a 10-mile radius.
00:29:19We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:25It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:26We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:39Aja, this, we're done.
00:29:40You got it?
00:29:41Don't go back on your words, Venson.
00:29:43We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:45Cross my heart.
00:29:46Hope to die.
00:30:04You magicked a car here?
00:30:07This isn't just any car.
00:30:15This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:22In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:35Hmm.
00:30:36I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:45Wife.
00:31:04We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson.
00:31:21You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:22Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:24We don't have any time.
00:31:25We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:28That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:30Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:32We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:36Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:40What is with guys and cars?
00:31:41Jesus.
00:31:42No.
00:31:43I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:46My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:31:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:55Your family has issues.
00:31:57Finally.
00:31:58Something we can agree on.
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:02Make me feel bad for you because your family is evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget
00:32:06about the divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you
00:32:29do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:36I promise.
00:32:38No funny business.
00:32:40Peaky promise.
00:33:00I promise.
00:33:01Good night to you two.
00:33:17In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:22Seagrid?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Seagrid.
00:33:27She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:32Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:39But you already know that.
00:33:40You never know that I'm going to have a snack.
00:33:44I'm saying you never know that if you don't have any, you don't have to go.
00:33:53You never know if you're never.
00:33:57You never know.
00:34:00You never know, you never know.
00:34:01You never know.
00:34:05It's a very nice thing, even if you're in Vegas.
00:34:05Ooh, baby.
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to call me.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:06Look, I'm so close.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:13That's it, Lele.
00:36:15Be a good girl and come for me.
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:49I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:57Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:10You came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:46You still haven't even told me what you won't go on for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:55I am your wife after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:11Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See? There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:45Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:06I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:07It's getting dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:22You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:40What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:45What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:49I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:02So you just want to use her?
00:40:04Like you use mom?
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:06This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:14Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes!
00:40:30This isn't right, the trail should still be here.
00:40:34Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:36Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:40You.
00:40:44But the map said that...
00:40:46That's cute.
00:40:47You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:55That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:06No!
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:09This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop!
00:41:11Stop!
00:41:13No!
00:41:15No!
00:41:17No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:20Get away from her!
00:41:25Eric, the wand!
00:41:38My magic!
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:48You're okay.
00:41:49Just breathe.
00:41:50The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:58She can have gone far.
00:41:59We'll find her.
00:42:00Lay load for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car.
00:42:02I can't breathe!
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:15Look at me.
00:42:16Look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen. Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything. It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand and we do the divorce spell, now we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lily? You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:21Eric...
00:43:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:31We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us. We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric. Let's get the wand. That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:45You know what happens after, Eric. We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:43:51It's fine.
00:43:52It's fine.
00:43:54It's fine.
00:43:56It's fine.
00:44:16It's fine.
00:44:22Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:32I should have known.
00:44:34It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:36That's spelled.
00:44:38A nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies.
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:44:52It lowers any fear.
00:44:54Doubt, shame.
00:44:57Grants of your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11You don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:47Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:52And go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:45:58Tell me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:02Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:05Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:09Is this just the magic?
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:12No.
00:46:12No.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:18Oh.
00:46:24No.
00:46:27No.
00:46:29No.
00:46:29No.
00:46:30No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:40No.
00:46:48No.
00:46:50No.
00:47:00No.
00:47:02No.
00:47:05No.
00:47:11No.
00:47:13No.
00:47:15No.
00:47:16Volisor.
00:47:18No.
00:47:26No.
00:47:26No.
00:47:26No.
00:47:26No.
00:47:32What is this?
00:47:42this doesn't change anything
00:47:44i know
00:47:46we can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside
00:47:51sure
00:47:52i'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:47:56witch
00:47:58excuse me
00:47:58don't deny lily share what's been saying i know i'm kind of dork naughty thoughts you
00:48:05i don't
00:48:09it's okay to be bad
00:48:12you don't have to pretend
00:48:15i don't huh
00:48:20you know just because i have half my magic doesn't mean i can't play with you for tonight
00:48:28i don't know what you're gonna sit there like a good little witch
00:48:47and i'm
00:48:48and until
00:48:50ever
00:48:51i
00:48:53want
00:48:55to you
00:48:59i don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:02close your eyes
00:49:06eric you're so good for being such a bad boy
00:49:10i am
00:49:12being properly motivated
00:49:16not to move
00:49:19see how long it takes you to break
00:49:21for you i could stay here forever
00:49:23pretty to think so
00:49:25why don't we test that little theory
00:49:28we're playing a dangerous game
00:49:31all you have to do
00:49:35is admit that i win
00:49:36i'll let you fuck me
00:49:39i'll even
00:49:41let you come wherever you want
00:49:46you can come here
00:49:50or here
00:49:53i'll even
00:49:54let you come in here
00:49:58god
00:49:58come on
00:50:00i know you wanna
00:50:02just admit
00:50:04i'm right
00:50:07fine
00:50:09you win
00:50:10oh what was that
00:50:12you hurt me
00:50:22so what's my prize
00:50:27i could
00:50:28torture you
00:50:29like you did me
00:50:32but i want to be inside you
00:50:35i want to feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:38and take me to bed husband
00:50:43call me that again
00:50:47you want me to fuck you husband
00:50:50yeah
00:50:51fuck me
00:50:59tell me a story
00:51:03like the ones you did in vegas
00:51:06i've got a story about
00:51:08my pet goat gilmore
00:51:10and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:13or this story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:18using only redimus
00:51:19i know
00:51:22i already know about your family
00:51:26i want to know about you
00:51:29what's it like to be a svensson heir
00:51:31you want the insider info
00:51:35you tell me yours i'll tell you mine
00:51:37you're gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed sherwood
00:51:46is that what you think being a show what is like
00:51:50is that what you think being a show what is like
00:51:52all fun and rainbows
00:51:54yeah everybody loves your family
00:51:56that's not true eric
00:51:58there are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:02my mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:06and next year i will be the head witch in charge
00:52:10everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:12like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:14like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:20like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:24because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before i was even born
00:52:29i'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:31i was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:35i couldn't be tired
00:52:36i couldn't be scared
00:52:37i couldn't be angry
00:52:38one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:52:43if this whole world fades to black
00:52:45it's because i messed up
00:52:47it's because i didn't do a good job
00:52:52i don't think i've ever said that out loud before
00:52:55i'm glad you did
00:52:58your turn
00:53:00growing up with svincent was
00:53:03a little different
00:53:04the old man likes to say i was
00:53:07the first of his disappointments
00:53:09i guess it's good
00:53:12at least i was first in something
00:53:14i didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:16i just wanted to get away from him
00:53:19i had it all planned out when
00:53:21i turned 16
00:53:23i'd leave
00:53:23change my name
00:53:24and the svincent bloodline would die with me
00:53:26my mom died when secret was born
00:53:32my dad used her against me
00:53:35every day since
00:53:41i'm so sorry eric
00:53:43i shouldn't have asked
00:53:47it's okay
00:53:48the svincent's have always lived in the sherwood shadows
00:53:53we are the shadows
00:53:57all you do is shine
00:54:08he always asks me what i want
00:54:12what do you want eric
00:54:17you'd hate me if i told you
00:54:20i mean more than you already do
00:54:24i don't hate you
00:54:27i never did
00:54:51i don't know
00:54:51i don't care
00:54:56i don't care
00:55:03Eric something's wrong dad's got visitors a bunch of old guys I don't know who they are
00:55:09he made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll it's like freaking me out
00:55:20Eric are you safe
00:55:26Eric are you safe now all those weird old men left last night and and I hexed my door so
00:55:35no one
00:55:35could get in don't let anyone in dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old
00:55:39men just
00:55:39I know I'll just do what he says I always do I'm so sick of this E what if he
00:55:48actually does make
00:55:49me marry one of those guys I'm never gonna let that happen all right look I'm close to getting
00:55:55the wand of light the wand of light like the one from the fairy tales you can't tell dad secret
00:56:04when I get the wand you're ready for my call I have a plan I barely know basic spells I
00:56:13don't know
00:56:13you can't I know you can the time is right you'll be ready
00:56:45filling up Bessie meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:56:57oh my god why do you and mom always do that a bit high strung aren't you sis
00:57:03I was just in the middle of thinking yeah and going by your aura I can guess about who
00:57:10very much giving post orgasmic afterglow oh yeah well you and your little aura reading
00:57:16can go jump in a lake oh aren't we feisty this morning your super hot hubby isn't around I'm
00:57:22guessing or have you already murdered him after catching his dick I know all the best places
00:57:27tied a body by the way I'm calling Effie I know all about Eric Spenson I'm not stupid
00:57:35and when we get the wand back you mean if you get the wand back we will and when we
00:57:41do we'll do the
00:57:43divorce spell this mark will be gone I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family
00:57:49alliance it's not fair you know I know I'm the last person who should be saying that because it's not
00:57:58like I could change it but it's not it's just the way it goes right there has to be a
00:58:06way for you to
00:58:06be with you actually want and be a good heir Effie what I want has nothing to do with anything
00:58:14in my
00:58:14life that's fine it's what it means to be a Sherwood just remember repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:25all right whatever you say sis you know best I know give everyone a hug for me tell them I'll
00:58:35be back home soon
00:58:45last night was the last time after today we're done if I say that enough times maybe I'll find it
00:58:53I'll finally believe it
00:59:02I'll tell you about my plan with the wand my family's magic is dying my father's been catching in on
00:59:10broken
00:59:10promises for years but he holds most of the power and me and see we just get the scraps that's
00:59:16how he
00:59:16controls us if I could use the wand just once I can take his power away from it
00:59:24I'm not trying to ruin your family I'm trying to save mine it's the only way that we can be
00:59:28free
00:59:30that's what you meant by trying to save your family I was going to tell you the night before
00:59:36I was going to tell you the truth and then I was just going to ask if I could use
00:59:39the wand
00:59:41just once and then I would do whatever you want get a divorce leave you alone forever
00:59:48why didn't you tell me why didn't you tell me that morning maybe things could have been different
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay it's a nice idea but our families have been at war since the
01:00:04beginning
01:00:04of time maybe if we were different people we have different lives this would have worked
01:00:14maybe we can maybe the wand has a spell for that Eric a witch can hope
01:00:29what do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head why are you looking at me like
01:00:33that
01:00:44wait I'm driving
01:00:46pull over
01:01:06you have got to be kidding me
01:01:14end of the line witches
01:01:25no
01:01:26no
01:01:28no
01:01:28no
01:01:29no
01:01:30no
01:01:31no
01:01:41no
01:01:46no
01:01:49no
01:01:50no
01:02:03now's not a good time old man well it sounds like my insurance policy worked you you sit
01:02:11the shadow thief of course i sit her do you think i would trust you to finish the job
01:02:28demons are very expensive you know
01:02:31but i thought that the sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough
01:02:38bargain souls of magic users apparently taste better
01:02:53you said you needed her alive the sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir
01:02:58i've reconsidered once i have that wand i will be the most powerful witch alive
01:03:04debts won't matter the stupid sherwoods won't matter and as for the girl well i don't need her
01:03:11breathing to use her power i can always marry secret off to form new alliances
01:03:17guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all son you're welcome
01:03:25go to hell home man
01:03:37take it
01:03:42your soul will be delicious
01:03:50i can take dad's magic
01:03:53into him finally be free
01:03:59get off my wife
01:04:08you'll pay for that witch
01:04:21this isn't the last you'll see of me
01:04:29hey i got you
01:04:31you didn't run
01:04:32you're kidding
01:04:33i'd be a pretty shitty husband if i let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:04:41eric
01:04:41you can't get rid of me that usually
01:04:44no no no no stay with me
01:04:46eric
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:48eric no no no no stay with me
01:04:50oh my god
01:04:53i can't save you i don't have my powers
01:04:55why didn't you run
01:04:58you could have saved yourself
01:05:01i've been saving myself
01:05:04my whole life
01:05:05i thought i'd try something new
01:05:09you idiot
01:05:10you stupid stupid idiot
01:05:12yeah
01:05:15but i'm your idiot
01:05:23you took a divorce spell
01:05:25i had a promise
01:05:28now you're free
01:05:29i don't want to be free
01:05:35i don't want to be free
01:05:38i want to be with you
01:05:39just keep secrets safe
01:05:42safe from my father
01:05:44safe from all of it
01:05:48you know
01:05:48those days in vegas
01:05:52we're the best three days of my life
01:05:54all right let's get this show started okay
01:06:00i love you
01:06:02i love you too
01:06:05i love you i love you
01:06:08eric
01:06:11no
01:06:32the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:06:42please
01:06:44please please please
01:06:53eric
01:06:54please
01:07:09you absolute moron
01:07:16be gentle
01:07:17i was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:19you're alive
01:07:23that is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed you asshole
01:07:27i thought i was doing something noble
01:07:29something cool
01:07:31the wand gave you your power back
01:07:34my mom used to say that
01:07:36the wands user grants it its deepest desire
01:07:39i guess it knew what i really wanted
01:07:42what did you want
01:07:45you
01:07:49don't scare me like that again
01:07:50okay
01:07:52you know
01:07:52i thought
01:07:54i heard something
01:07:56when i was bleeding out
01:08:01maybe you could say it again
01:08:06maybe you could say it again
01:08:09maybe you could say it again
01:08:10i love you eric's vincent
01:08:14that's my girl
01:08:21let's go
01:08:22let's go
01:08:35you ready for one last stop
01:08:36yeah
01:08:39yeah
01:08:39yeah
01:08:56ah
01:08:58there you are
01:09:01i knew i could always trust a demon
01:09:03to get the job done
01:09:05now
01:09:06where is my wand
01:09:08wait
01:09:10you're supposed to be dead
01:09:11wow
01:09:12you weren't kidding
01:09:13he really is evil
01:09:15i put a barrier
01:09:17around this whole house
01:09:18it's impossible
01:09:19there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:21there's always a loophole
01:09:22old man
01:09:26secret
01:09:27you ungrateful brat
01:09:29how dare you betray me like this
01:09:31really dad
01:09:32playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage
01:09:36you ungrateful little pests
01:09:45you're powerless now old man
01:09:47your magic's gone
01:09:48forever
01:10:02eric
01:10:02odys
01:10:03svenson
01:10:04release me this instant
01:10:06that is an order
01:10:09you can handle it from here right
01:10:11his powers are gone
01:10:13it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:16you ungrateful little brats
01:10:18both of you will pay for this
01:10:19you will both pay for this
01:10:25yeah yeah
01:10:26talk soon pups
01:10:28we're gonna hit the road
01:10:29i said get back here
01:10:30i said get back here
01:10:32get back here
01:10:33please don't do this
01:10:35you little
01:10:52so
01:10:53where to now
01:10:54should we go and drop off the wand of light
01:10:57yeah
01:10:59but there's something i want to do first
01:11:02that sounds ominous
01:11:04just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:09leona sherwood
01:11:10are you asking me to hand fast marry you
01:11:15yeah
01:11:17i think i am eric spencer
01:11:20well we better hurry
01:11:21if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:23and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:27i wonder if they have the same office
01:11:28i sure hope so
01:11:30but
01:11:31if we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:11:33no more secrets this time
01:11:36so is there anything you want to come clean about now
01:11:39soon to be again husband
01:11:42there is one thing
01:11:45you might want to buckle up
01:11:48we're about to go super speed
01:11:50bestie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:11:53you didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:11:55didn't you
01:11:56you know me so well
01:11:58soon to be again wife
01:12:02leona sherwood
01:12:04will you marry me
01:12:06and not because of some spell
01:12:08or because it's your duty
01:12:11but because you want to
01:12:15yes i will
01:12:27ready
01:12:27hell yeah
01:12:36you
01:13:02you
01:13:04you
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