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Chained to My Nemesis EPISODE MEGA
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00:00:06Get me another drink, nerd?
00:00:08I'm the gardener, not your servant.
00:00:14Hey chat, I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes' most eligible heir, Shane DeVere.
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit $7 billion.
00:00:24How does that make you feel, Shane?
00:00:30Shane DeVere!
00:00:32Hold my beer.
00:00:40You knucklehead!
00:00:41This textbook cost me $150.
00:00:44Don't call me that, I'm your boss.
00:00:46Okay, well maybe don't act like one.
00:00:50No, come on!
00:00:54Oh my God!
00:01:03This is a $150 book!
00:01:06I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books.
00:01:15Shane.
00:01:18You and Master Shane used to be so close.
00:01:28But I didn't get you anything.
00:01:37For you.
00:01:38For being my friend.
00:01:42Always.
00:01:45Yeah, that was before when he had a heart.
00:01:50You know, I'd quit if I didn't need the money for call.
00:01:53What if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full?
00:02:06To Conrad, my oldest and worst son.
00:02:11The yacht is yours.
00:02:13Go, take it somewhere that tolerates you.
00:02:17That's it?
00:02:18A boat?
00:02:21And to Shane, my only grandchild.
00:02:24You get everything else.
00:02:27If you can pass this simple test.
00:02:31Test!
00:02:32From the day your parents died in that accident,
00:02:36you've squandered your potential on parties' hearts.
00:02:40You need humbling.
00:02:41If you can survive one week,
00:02:43handcuffed to someone with more responsibility,
00:02:47I'll leave you everything.
00:02:49If not, your Uncle Conrad gets it all.
00:02:53Handcuffed?
00:02:53Is that even legal?
00:02:55If you don't like it,
00:02:56I'll happily take the inheritance off your handcuffs.
00:02:58Who am I handcuffed to for a week?
00:03:00Do I get to choose?
00:03:01I mean, is she at least hot?
00:03:03Miss Devere chose the candidate.
00:03:04She agreed to participate on the condition
00:03:06that some of the money goes toward her...
00:03:09biology degree.
00:03:10You don't mean...
00:03:26Don't be such a baby.
00:03:28Why are you always the worst?
00:03:36from this point on you'll have one hour of alone time per day that's one hour total so time your
00:03:42bathroom breaks accordingly and if the timer runs out you lose and i get everything
00:03:52don't mess this up for me yeah i wouldn't hold my breath there garden girl the challenge begins
00:04:03hey no no you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me
00:04:08do you want to watch me change look unlike you i have a life and i planned on partying tonight
00:04:16five minutes to change six tops don't follow me bye-bye
00:04:35privacy
00:04:38you're still not dressed we're only down to 15 minutes of free time
00:04:43a good fit takes some time look this challenge is bullshit anyway okay i'm gonna hire my own lawyer
00:04:49and fight this lawyer with what inheritance listen you privileged troglodyte i can't think of anything
00:04:57worse than being chained to you but my tuition my dreams are on the line no you listen dirt girl
00:05:06i'm going out so either you can come with me or
00:05:14seems you don't have a choice
00:05:18come on tessie deep down in that cold cage of a heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to
00:05:24be free
00:05:27fine but don't call me tessie yes oh my god i could kiss you right now unless you want me
00:05:33going
00:05:33tits out we're gonna have to uncut for a second okay
00:05:39fine but i'm giving you one minute one and your fly is down
00:05:55cheney baby you made it here we're taking shots
00:06:02hey man thanks
00:06:05ew what's your gardener doing here she smells like manure believe me it wasn't my choice
00:06:14oh my god you kinky boy is that a present for later or
00:06:23what the shit shane
00:06:26that's not what this is okay gram gram's will had this dumb stipulation
00:06:32what you got tired of dry humping trees you had to go and steal my boyfriend
00:06:36rachel i'm not interested in him oh really you used to be what changed
00:06:45i have no idea what you're talking about don't play dumb i've seen you get jealous when i kiss him
00:06:52no i oh boyfriend you know since when i said i wanted to keep things flexible remember
00:07:01oh guess being chained to his gardener is better than being rachel wexler's netflix and chill
00:07:11rachel stop oh shit
00:07:18did you just break up with her for me you didn't have to do that
00:07:22now rachel had her chance to make it official with me but
00:07:25she didn't don't worry she'll get bored hit me up for a quickie she always does
00:07:29you want to talk about that i want to dance let's dance
00:07:35with me am i chained to anyone else here drink this it'll help bottoms up
00:07:45come on go go go go go go go go go go go go oh my god oh my god
00:07:53what is that motor oil
00:07:54fine more for me oh god oh now let's dance oh you're not having fun come on come on
00:08:07wait you gotta move in there
00:08:11can you move mok no oh oh gets him every time what am i giving you the ick
00:08:21ah ah ah there it is you know what i miss that smile it seems your cage tired opens to
00:08:26the power of dance
00:08:27the dance well i'm laughing because you're actually being redanciless
00:08:32get it like ridiculous you are embarrassing yourself
00:08:39take my hands cuffs and all come on now you gotta do just move your feet left to right
00:08:47there you go uh-huh feel the music is it just me or did they look like they're a couple
00:08:52what are you doing
00:09:04you're not afraid watch out
00:09:12whoa
00:09:24was too necessary you want to slum it with the help that's fine by me
00:09:30but let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket
00:09:37let's go
00:09:41let's freaking party
00:09:48did you see that shane she was pissed shane i think we should go
00:09:52all my friends are here i want you to take me home come on let's stay shane let's go i
00:09:57want to go
00:09:58come on you're having so much
00:10:03okay come on
00:10:06tessie you're so messy but not as much as me because i saved you
00:10:12yeah so funny okay uh stop you need to take a shower you're all sticky
00:10:16i would but um
00:10:21shit okay come on bathroom
00:10:24hungry oh bathroom
00:10:30keep your eye on the wall
00:10:34yeah i'm going
00:10:44thank you
00:10:45yeah
00:10:49yeah
00:10:50yeah
00:10:53turn around
00:11:02i need to grab the soap
00:11:03i need to grab the soap
00:11:05jeez
00:11:05i need to grab it too
00:11:07get it can you get it
00:11:09yeah
00:11:17are you looking
00:11:18no no no no no no i mean yeah i would never do that
00:11:23i would never do that um hey uh tessa do you mind getting my back i mean i would do
00:11:29it
00:11:29myself but uh the thing is like way on your side so
00:11:35yeah for sure i can
00:11:37yeah for sure i can
00:11:37it's fucked i have uh sensitive skin
00:11:41okay princess
00:11:42okay princess
00:11:42thank you
00:11:43nice nice
00:11:45can you go uh just a little lower for me
00:11:49low
00:11:51uh-huh
00:11:52a little bit lower
00:11:56uh don't be shy
00:11:57a little lower
00:12:00you know you're enjoying this a bit too
00:12:06much
00:12:12uh
00:12:16seems like the timer reset him at night
00:12:18these things are really starting to get on my nerves
00:12:19i'm gonna go
00:12:20here you go
00:12:21for you
00:12:22yeah
00:12:22okay see you out there
00:12:23oh no
00:12:25oh
00:12:26now i'll kill you
00:12:28perhaps in the shower
00:12:29yeah just
00:12:31mm-hmm
00:12:32oh my god
00:12:46what
00:12:49um
00:12:49i was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds so
00:12:53you should probably ask edmund for a spare cot
00:12:55it's midnight
00:12:56he's definitely sleeping
00:13:00uh
00:13:01what are you doing
00:13:02making sure nothing untoward happens
00:13:04untoward
00:13:05yeah
00:13:05your virginity's safe
00:13:11don't you have pajamas
00:13:14you're lucky i'm even covering up
00:13:15here
00:13:31there you go
00:13:33ow
00:13:36shane
00:13:37you only try to kiss me because you're drunk right
00:13:46yeah
00:13:47yeah
00:13:47i thought so
00:14:17you're still
00:14:22Jake!
00:14:24Look, I'm hung over, okay?
00:14:26Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Jesus.
00:14:28Sorry, some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great.
00:14:35Now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:48Okay, don't go near that tree.
00:14:49I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:54Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay.
00:14:57They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:59I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Ooh, am I dreaming?
00:15:11Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm going to knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:37Shane?
00:15:38Shane?
00:15:40Shane!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, dream babe?
00:15:51Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tesla like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus.
00:16:19We are going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:33Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:36We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first, separate beds.
00:16:44You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:46I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:03Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:09Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:28Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:31What the hell is wrong with you?
00:17:33I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:35You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:39Okay.
00:17:41You seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:48I mean...
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:54Please.
00:17:54It's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:57Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:01See?
00:18:02Edmund gets it.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:10To do my job, gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:29I'm just enjoying your demise.
00:18:30And this smooth, 40-year-old Macallan scotch.
00:18:37You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:42You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a suit?
00:18:46Try, it's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:55Get lost!
00:18:56Get out of here!
00:18:57Stop!
00:18:58I'm sorry, move!
00:18:59Hey!
00:19:00Get out of here!
00:19:01Fuck!
00:19:05Yeah!
00:19:06Yeah!
00:19:07Yeah!
00:19:10That's right!
00:19:11Leave, assholes!
00:19:13Oh, shit!
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:27Tessa!
00:19:33Tessa!
00:19:35I've been in an entree bathroom!
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:39I got you.
00:19:40I got you.
00:19:49What the shit, man?
00:19:51Out now!
00:19:53Shane?
00:19:55It's okay.
00:19:58Ew!
00:19:59Get out!
00:20:06Oh no, did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out!
00:20:10Wait, Shane!
00:20:11Shane, open the door!
00:20:14Stay with me, okay?
00:20:17Shane!
00:20:42Shane?
00:21:08Did you just kiss me?
00:21:12Yes, I mean, with an accent.
00:21:21Ten-seven.
00:21:25Get off of me!
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine?
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:56How could I forget?
00:22:23I don't care.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:56Did you write this?
00:22:57Write what?
00:23:01Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:11That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't break that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:19Oh, my God.
00:23:23Jeez.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:37I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:44So...
00:23:44Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends?
00:23:47All of them?
00:23:48You have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:51Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:23:56There's so many bugs out here.
00:24:08You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh shit, you drew in here too?
00:24:16Hey!
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:19Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:20I think it's really good.
00:24:21Give it back, please.
00:24:22No, no, no, no.
00:24:22You gotta tell me more.
00:24:23Shane!
00:24:24No!
00:24:24Shane!
00:24:25No!
00:24:28Easy!
00:24:29Easy!
00:24:30Easy!
00:24:30Easy!
00:24:30Easy!
00:24:30Easy!
00:24:34Easy!
00:24:35Easy!
00:24:35Something like that, right?
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:45Rachel!
00:24:46What are you doing here?
00:24:48Shaney baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:51Come out of the pool and greet mama properly.
00:24:53properly. Hmm. Still attached at the hip, I see. Garden girl, give us some space. Whatever
00:25:09you have to say in front of Tessa, you can say in front of me. Since when do you even
00:25:14know her name? Come on, Shane. Forget her. If you don't leave now, I'm going to call
00:25:20the butler. Edmund! Not so fast. What's this? Sir Shanice the brawny. I'm going to love
00:25:32this. Stop, that's mine. Rachel, give it back. Hey, chat. Look at what I just found. Turns
00:25:39out Shane's gardener keeps a diary. Oh my god. Is it just me? Or does Sir Shanice look a bit
00:25:49familiar? Is that me? It's nobody. Are you okay? Give you five minutes. Tessa, what are you
00:26:11two? Wait. I just want to talk. Why'd you do that? She's clearly hurt. I'm hurt. I miss
00:26:27you. You know, that's rich. You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed. I was just trying
00:26:34to make you jealous. I mean, come on. Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking, I want to be something more serious with you. I know that's something
00:26:47you've always wanted. Shane.
00:27:00I mean. It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her. He'd never like me. I'm just
00:27:29Mrs. Gardner.
00:27:40I'm just a stupid boy. What am I doing?
00:27:58What? Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there? Hello? Please.
00:28:07Please. Please. Someone let me out. I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship? And don't tell me it's despite Tessa. Of course
00:28:17not, Shane. I've always loved you. I've always been so caught up on your ex. Hey, do not bring
00:28:22Natalie into this. Have you been distracting me?
00:28:30No, no, no. Oh, shit. Oh, that looked like it hurt. Bye.
00:29:01can i ask you something how long ago did you write that story
00:29:10oh god you must think i'm such a freak
00:29:16i started writing that back when we were kids and back when you were nicer but can we just like
00:29:23forget it okay i'm gonna show you something but you have to promise not to laugh
00:29:45okay i cannot believe i'm doing this
00:29:54one time when we were kids you uh gave me a flower okay i wanted to hold on to it
00:30:00i don't know why
00:30:01so i smashed it in these pages and i left this like really cool impression
00:30:05then anytime i saw a cool plant i would just
00:30:11anyway i don't know if you're gonna rewrite the adventures of sir shanius and princess
00:30:16but i don't know maybe we could do it in here
00:30:29i love you
00:30:33i'm sorry i no stop i used to but not anymore it was just back when we were kids it's
00:30:40just you
00:30:41showed me that really cute book and i we almost lost the challenge and then i kind of just got
00:30:44lost in the moment you know what i should go
00:30:47no really uh just please shut it
00:30:51yep look at the time gotta go i gotta get ready
00:30:54for what you're not even wearing a watch
00:30:56yep let's go
00:31:05so you take classes at night
00:31:09yeah i work during the day
00:31:11every day
00:31:13why are you so shocked i literally work in your family's garden
00:31:17as you can see here the male anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females
00:31:23merging its bodies with her until they become one
00:31:28see
00:31:33is that heading a little too close to home
00:31:36no
00:31:37i have to go to the bathroom
00:31:38now
00:31:39yeah
00:31:54are you done
00:31:55this is so gross
00:31:57yeah well it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed
00:32:00just keep an eye out while i zip up
00:32:03oh trust my eyes are anywhere else
00:32:07hey
00:32:08no
00:32:10look i don't care what kind of kinks you're into
00:32:12but this campus is a place of learning
00:32:15i'm calling this in
00:32:16tessa
00:32:16tell me your pants are almost up
00:32:18they're up
00:32:19okay
00:32:19hey look uh homeless
00:32:21oh no
00:32:30stop stop
00:32:31i don't run this much
00:32:33oh yeah
00:32:35i guess i don't either
00:32:39hey um
00:32:41i'm sorry about how i reacted earlier when you said that you
00:32:44please
00:32:45please don't
00:32:46no i'm sorry i was just being dumb
00:32:47i
00:32:48you're not dumb
00:32:49stop saying that
00:32:50it's obvious to anyone who's met you that you're really smart
00:32:52why has no one ever told me that
00:32:55because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes
00:33:00true
00:33:02look i'm really sorry i said i loved you
00:33:05tessa
00:33:06i used to
00:33:08back when we were kids
00:33:11i miss that
00:33:12i miss us
00:33:18just
00:33:20you be honest and tell me
00:33:21do you um
00:33:25think there's a chance we could ever have that again
00:33:29do we really have to hate each other shane
00:33:32for you
00:33:33for being my friend
00:33:37always
00:33:40shane
00:33:40arthur de vere
00:33:41inside
00:33:42now
00:33:47what did i tell you about fraternizing with that girl
00:33:50that's the gardener's daughter for christ's sakes
00:33:52she's my friend dad
00:33:53i like her
00:33:56your mother and i have arranged for you to marry someone more becoming of your station
00:34:00who
00:34:01natalie prescott
00:34:24so do i do i drink too much
00:34:26is that it
00:34:28my parents just died natalie
00:34:31between all the parties
00:34:33and drugs
00:34:34are you even ready for a real relationship
00:34:37shane please say something
00:34:41look i
00:34:44i think we're friends
00:34:46and
00:34:47we're always gonna be
00:34:49friends
00:34:50okay
00:34:53yeah
00:34:54right
00:34:57there they are
00:34:58stop
00:34:59police
00:35:00we need to run
00:35:01oh i can't i'm so tired
00:35:03hold my back lady to sondra
00:35:04let's ride
00:35:05go go go go
00:35:06run
00:35:07run
00:35:18hey it is not done silly
00:35:20taste it fine to me
00:35:21uh-huh
00:35:24open up
00:35:27you're warming up to me
00:35:28i can tell
00:35:30well
00:35:32aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty
00:35:35literally how do you keep getting in here
00:35:37you can forget about trying to sabotage us again
00:35:40we're not uncuffing okay
00:35:41tessa's tuition is on the line
00:35:43and shane's inheritance
00:35:45okay relax
00:35:46i'm here to apologize
00:35:48wait apologize to me
00:35:52i am so sorry tessa
00:35:54again you're apologizing to me
00:35:57it's true
00:35:58i've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small bank account
00:36:04okay if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing
00:36:08let me finish
00:36:11but now
00:36:13i see you as a hard worker
00:36:14with an infectious spirit
00:36:17i mean
00:36:18look at how you've domesticated shane
00:36:22let me uncuff
00:36:24i want to talk to her alone
00:36:25just trust me
00:36:31what are you doing the cuffs are set to my biometrics
00:36:34the clock is still ticking
00:36:35that just means i have a whole hour to get her hair wet
00:36:37oh very funny
00:36:39i came here prepared this time
00:36:41my hairspray is waterproof
00:36:43oh yeah
00:36:43well
00:36:44is it flower proof
00:36:45don't you dare
00:36:47who told you to sabotage us
00:36:49i'll tell you
00:36:51please don't
00:36:51get her baby
00:36:56conrad offered rachel half my inheritance to mess with us
00:37:00i heard it straight from her mouth
00:37:04is that true
00:37:06no
00:37:07no
00:37:07give her half my fucking money
00:37:11no way
00:37:20conrad
00:37:22you may have fooled the lawyer
00:37:23but you and i both know
00:37:24you're out to steal my inheritance
00:37:27rachel told me you'd give her half the money
00:37:28if she got us to fail
00:37:30you know what i think
00:37:33i think you don't deserve mother's fortune
00:37:35you're impulsive
00:37:38you're impulsive self-destructive
00:37:40you barely be trusted to wipe your own ass
00:37:43screw you
00:37:45you're a disappointment shane
00:37:48you're a disappointment to your grandmother
00:37:50your parents
00:37:52even your fiance
00:37:53say
00:37:55everyone knows that's why natalie left you
00:37:59by the looks of it seems you've gone and disappointed her too
00:38:18shane
00:38:19who is natalie
00:38:23who is natalie shane
00:38:25conrad said something about a fiance
00:38:27shane
00:38:30just leave me alone
00:38:33okay
00:38:35you want space
00:38:37give you space
00:38:41shit
00:38:43we have to recover
00:39:03what's the point
00:39:05what's the point
00:39:05conrad's right
00:39:06okay i'm a fuck up
00:39:08that's not true
00:39:19was that natalie's
00:39:21who is she to you shane
00:39:23she's proof
00:39:25that i can't love you how you want me to
00:39:29i loved natalie
00:39:31i didn't at first
00:39:32but then
00:39:32we got engaged
00:39:33and she got pregnant
00:39:37and then my parents died
00:39:39and i started drinking too much
00:39:42she aborted the baby
00:39:44told me
00:39:45i wasn't ready for a kid
00:39:47a real relationship
00:39:50and she left
00:40:00no she was right
00:40:02i'm so sorry
00:40:05just leave
00:40:06okay everyone does anyway
00:40:08i'm not going anywhere
00:40:11can i show you something
00:40:15hi
00:40:20come on
00:40:29mom
00:40:30mom
00:40:30that's
00:40:31not a real plant
00:40:33you're getting the floor wet
00:40:35it's dying
00:40:36they want to throw it away
00:40:40all it needs is some love
00:40:42and care
00:40:43last time i saw your mom
00:40:45she seemed fine
00:40:46what happened
00:40:48early onset alzheimer's
00:40:50she doesn't remember who i am most of the time
00:40:52but
00:40:54half my paycheck goes towards her care
00:40:58responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn shane
00:41:00it's
00:41:01a choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on
00:41:04you're the de vere's boy
00:41:06right
00:41:10my tessa has such a crush on you
00:41:15mom
00:41:18tessa
00:41:21mom
00:41:22you remember me
00:41:24of course i remember my own daughter
00:41:28come here
00:41:31oh
00:41:33are you in trouble
00:41:34no no mom
00:41:36we're
00:41:36these uh
00:41:37they're a prop for our engagement photos today
00:41:40you know tessa just the old
00:41:42ball and chain
00:41:44tessa
00:41:45are you engaged
00:41:48oh that's wonderful
00:41:50i always believed in you too
00:41:54let's see a kiss
00:41:59yeah
00:41:59yeah
00:42:00yeah
00:42:06yay
00:42:16that fake kiss earlier was really nice of you
00:42:21i promise i won't be weird again
00:42:29you said i was faking it
00:42:39what are you doing
00:42:41well we have about
00:42:4232 minutes left to free time so i
00:42:46wonder how many rounds you could get in
00:42:471
00:42:48on
00:42:493
00:42:492
00:43:022
00:43:032
00:43:043
00:43:073
00:43:123
00:43:133
00:43:162
00:43:174
00:43:176
00:43:17Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:37Oh, my God.
00:44:08Oh, wait, wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:13Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that, and I don't care.
00:44:20No, yeah.
00:44:23I just...
00:44:25I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:28No, it's not that I want to know the person that I crossed that line with is committed to me.
00:44:37Baby, um...
00:44:38I'm sorry, are you...
00:44:40Are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:44Well, are you?
00:44:47Shane, before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me.
00:44:52About us.
00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:14Tessa!
00:45:16I'm fine.
00:45:17I just, uh...
00:45:18I need to step out.
00:45:19What about the challenge?
00:45:22Five minutes, please.
00:45:27Tessa!
00:45:29Tessa!
00:45:29Leave me alone!
00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:46And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:12When this is over, we can go our separate ways.
00:46:15And we never have to see each other ever again.
00:46:19Is that what you really want?
00:46:23So that's it?
00:46:26After this challenge, we just...
00:46:29Go our separate ways?
00:46:32No!
00:46:33What the fuck was that?
00:46:35Is your shirt?
00:46:41Edmund, Edmund, we heard you scream.
00:46:43Your parents' gala?
00:46:44We canceled it!
00:46:46After your grandmother passed, but...
00:46:48Somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:50What are you guys talking about?
00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident,
00:46:55Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:58I guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us?
00:47:02Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:05That's not all.
00:47:06He names the two of you as the guests of honor.
00:47:09And the invitation frames the event as if it's your...
00:47:14unveiling.
00:47:17As a couple?
00:47:19No, no, Shane, you have to cancel this right now.
00:47:22Impossible.
00:47:23People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:26We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:29We can't...
00:47:29No, no, you know what?
00:47:30I am not going.
00:47:31It is black tie.
00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:34Tessa, you...
00:47:35No, you know what?
00:47:36You're the one who decided we're done after this.
00:47:38Okay, so what?
00:47:39The whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:42I'm not doing this.
00:47:50Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:53For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:57I always liked her.
00:47:59She's got grit.
00:48:00And she brings out the best in him.
00:48:03It needs to be her.
00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:07It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:11All your gram gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:28Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:31Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:34Tessa Birch.
00:48:35I don't know what we are.
00:48:36But I do know that I care about you.
00:48:39And right now, your future is on the line.
00:48:42And we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:46So will you be my date to my dead parents, Gala?
00:48:50So deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:55I do.
00:48:59Always.
00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so get anything you want.
00:49:22I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:25Not these specifically, but...
00:49:28Have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:36Now I have arthritis.
00:49:36So, why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:42Why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:46Can you go look for her?
00:49:47She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:56She is touchy.
00:49:59All right.
00:50:00You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:04Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:24How did I do?
00:50:27Is that bad?
00:50:29No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:37And...
00:50:39There.
00:50:42Lady Tassandra.
00:50:45Ready?
00:50:47Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:59Announcing Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:14Gardner cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:17Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:19Clock the shoes.
00:51:29Let's do this.
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:39Certainly.
00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:45My hands on your waist.
00:51:46We're going to do a spin.
00:51:47Are you ready?
00:51:47Yep.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:49Two.
00:51:49One, two, three.
00:51:52Cool.
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:07About that.
00:52:09I was thinking...
00:52:12What if you came with me?
00:52:14To college?
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:19Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's like rats there.
00:52:27There's rats?
00:52:28Do I drink beer?
00:52:29Want a drink?
00:52:30Mind if I cut in?
00:52:32Natalie!
00:52:36Oh, my God.
00:52:39Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:43You're Grim Grim.
00:52:44I heard she died.
00:52:46I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:53No, it's okay.
00:52:54She went peacefully.
00:52:57Oh, Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:00Tessa, she's, uh, my, my, uh, we're cuffed.
00:53:04That's what we are.
00:53:04We're just cuffed.
00:53:05That's what we are.
00:53:06I can see that.
00:53:08Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:12Not really.
00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:15I've heard such great things.
00:53:17Well, hopefully the stories weren't too bad.
00:53:19You look familiar.
00:53:21Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:24Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:26Oh, family profession.
00:53:28That's cute.
00:53:29It's been a fun week.
00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:34Oh, night classes?
00:53:36Shane, that's...
00:53:37Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:56Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:59It's time to hear you shine, babe.
00:54:01I'll do what I do best.
00:54:03Mm-hmm.
00:54:15You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:19Go away, Rachel.
00:54:21I can't stand you.
00:54:23Look at them.
00:54:26Shane's an heir.
00:54:28You're a gardener.
00:54:30He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:32Wake up.
00:54:34No, you're lying.
00:54:36Shane loves me.
00:54:38Tessie said that.
00:54:39Face it, honey.
00:54:41You were just his passing interest.
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:46You're tough.
00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree either way eventually.
00:54:51He's the one who needs you.
00:54:55It's him.
00:55:00He was playing you, girl.
00:55:02But you're in control.
00:55:04You can still make him hurt.
00:55:06All you have to do is leave.
00:55:12Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:17Natalie, is this...
00:55:20He's in mind, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not Daddy.
00:55:23Where's Daddy?
00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now, go get something to eat.
00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:35So he's not mine.
00:55:36He's my husband.
00:55:38Matthews, we met after we broke up.
00:55:41If he was, would it change things?
00:55:45I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:47You and the baby.
00:55:49I mean, we almost...
00:55:49Oh, Shane.
00:55:53You'll find your person.
00:55:55I know I did.
00:55:58I think I already have.
00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:08Hey, Shane.
00:56:11Um...
00:56:11I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:14But it seems you're gonna be just fine.
00:56:16And for what it's worth,
00:56:18I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:31Settle down, nephew.
00:56:34We're celebrating.
00:56:36You are about to lose everything.
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:45You can still make him hurt.
00:56:48All you have to do is leave.
00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:05I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:10You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:20I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it.
00:57:26Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:28You know, you're knock-off Barbie doll self-afraid to break a nail.
00:57:33So, you wanna fight?
00:57:35Let's fight!
00:57:36Uh-huh, let's go!
00:57:37You wanna fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's...
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:51What? Take her away.
00:57:56Bye-bye.
00:57:57She left you, Shane.
00:58:00And you're a liar.
00:58:02She wouldn't.
00:58:06The only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes, I'm gonna win everything.
00:58:16The family fortune is mine.
00:58:21Ours.
00:58:23Oh, yeah, right.
00:58:24Yeah, ours.
00:58:27You bastard!
00:58:28Where is she?
00:58:29Now!
00:58:38Get off me!
00:58:40Fuck!
00:58:41You were supposed to give him the whole dumps!
00:58:43I did!
00:58:44He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:46God damn it!
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Are you all right, sir?
00:58:56I haven't seen her.
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:59Tessa!
00:59:00Sir?
00:59:01Tessa!
00:59:02Sir!
00:59:05Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:11Girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:13That's up!
00:59:14Don't you dare!
00:59:16Give me!
00:59:17Give me!
00:59:18Whoa!
00:59:24Oh, shit!
00:59:25Don't touch my man!
00:59:29I want to make babies with you.
00:59:31Same.
00:59:35Oh, shit!
00:59:37Oh, shit!
00:59:41Oh, shit!
00:59:42Other hands!
00:59:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:45Time.
00:59:46Oh, sick!
00:59:49That was so bad.
00:59:50It was so sick.
00:59:53Not so fast.
00:59:57You're not calling anyone.
01:00:05Easy there, Conrad.
01:00:09Easy is what it's just supposed to be.
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh.
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt.
01:00:24You'll never get away with this.
01:00:27Aw.
01:00:28I think I will.
01:00:28So this is your plan.
01:00:30To force us to separate at gunpoint,
01:00:32there are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:33You'll get caught.
01:00:36No, we won't.
01:00:38Conrad is a genius.
01:00:40I hacked cameras and wiped all record of my meddling
01:00:43and then I just turned them off.
01:00:45No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:47You'll have to kill us.
01:00:48I'm not gonna kill you.
01:00:53Tessa!
01:00:54Tessa!
01:00:56Fuck you.
01:00:59Fuck you.
01:01:00Fuck you.
01:01:01Fuck you.
01:01:03Fuck you.
01:01:03Fuck you.
01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:19Shane?
01:01:24Shane!
01:01:25Shane!
01:01:26Ow!
01:01:27Oh, my God.
01:01:28God.
01:01:30What's going on?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh, shit.
01:01:41Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:45Hey.
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:56No, no, I need to go.
01:01:57Quick.
01:01:59Quick.
01:02:00Quick.
01:02:01Quick.
01:02:01Quick.
01:02:02Quick.
01:02:03Quick.
01:02:10I'm glad you're finally awake.
01:02:13Just in time, too.
01:02:17We have much to discuss.
01:02:20So what?
01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...
01:02:24Well, you could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle.
01:02:33We really bonded over hating you.
01:02:37Ugh.
01:02:38Kidnapping?
01:02:39Unc?
01:02:40What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:42About to be a billionaire?
01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:02:49Or bury you if he refuses.
01:02:52Never.
01:02:53We'll just wait this out.
01:02:56Too long.
01:02:57That rash is moving fast.
01:03:01Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:04How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:08What did you do?
01:03:10Well, it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain beef venom.
01:03:16Isn't that neat?
01:03:19What?
01:03:21You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:24You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:26Wouldn't be the first time.
01:03:28Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:03:32Shanie.
01:03:34I only wanted you for your money.
01:03:36This way, I get half.
01:03:38Here's the deal.
01:03:39By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor,
01:03:42but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her throat closes up
01:03:48and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:03:54So, if you separate her right now,
01:03:57there might be time to save her.
01:03:59So it's the money or the girl?
01:04:05Your choice.
01:04:08Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:10You really don't know?
01:04:14Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:17I'm the eldest son.
01:04:19Arthur was always mother's favorite.
01:04:22It was all supposed to be mine.
01:04:25But then for some unknown reason,
01:04:28she decides to give you this chance.
01:04:33My mother decides to give you a chance
01:04:36to steal what's rightfully mine!
01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason!
01:04:41Mark my words,
01:04:43you will pay for this!
01:04:46Looks like time's running out.
01:04:49You'd better hurry.
01:04:51Hey, you know what?
01:04:53After she's dead,
01:04:56let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:04:59I think she'd like that.
01:05:03Would she like that?
01:05:18Are you crazy?
01:05:21You could die!
01:05:22Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:05:28I'm not going to let them get away with this.
01:05:31We are going to make it out of here.
01:05:34Together.
01:05:35Help me!
01:05:42It won't barch!
01:05:49I need you to break my glasses!
01:05:53What?
01:05:53What?
01:05:54But I love your glasses!
01:05:56You can't see without them!
01:05:57Breathing kind of takes precedent!
01:05:59You could use the wire to pick the lock!
01:06:01Here, here, here.
01:06:06Got it, got it, got it.
01:06:12We're almost there.
01:06:18We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:20No, we can't make it.
01:06:24It'll be alright.
01:06:25We have about three minutes left, okay?
01:06:27If I run,
01:06:28I can grab the EpiPen
01:06:29and get back here, okay?
01:06:30No, Shane.
01:06:31Don't, please.
01:06:32We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:35I'm sorry.
01:06:38That's why I have to do this.
01:06:40No.
01:06:42Don't.
01:06:42Shane!
01:06:43Shane!
01:06:44Shane!
01:06:47Edmund!
01:06:48Edmund!
01:06:49What is it?
01:06:50Call the family doctor.
01:07:02Shit.
01:07:03I love you.
01:07:24Tessa!
01:07:25Tessa, stay with me!
01:07:27I'm coming!
01:07:29I'm coming!
01:07:30I'm coming!
01:07:36I'm coming!
01:07:38Shane!
01:07:40What happened with the challenge?
01:07:41Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay.
01:07:47Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this.
01:07:50They tried to kill me.
01:07:51Listen to me, Tessa.
01:07:52You're gonna be fine.
01:07:53Okay?
01:07:54I'm gonna get a job.
01:07:55I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for.
01:07:57I'm gonna work.
01:08:00You hate work.
01:08:01I don't give a shit
01:08:02if I have to work with my two hands
01:08:04for the rest of my life, okay?
01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it.
01:08:19Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:21I thought you wanted to wait.
01:08:22I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:25I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:27I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:28I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:33What?
01:08:34Something like you haven't seen all this before.
01:08:36Yeah, well,
01:08:37that was before it.
01:08:38This was mine.
01:08:39Oh!
01:08:49Whoa.
01:08:51Well, it's not as big as a centaur.
01:08:53I mean,
01:08:55kinda.
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius.
01:09:01I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:08So,
01:09:10how did I compare to the book?
01:09:12Hmm.
01:09:14I'd say it was a faithful adaptation.
01:09:16Hmm.
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad.
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending.
01:09:23The police searched the barn.
01:09:25Conrad wiped it clean.
01:09:26The cameras, too.
01:09:29It's his word
01:09:30against ours.
01:09:32That's the shade.
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:35We're covered.
01:09:36We're covered.
01:09:37What is it?
01:09:39Ah.
01:09:40I
01:09:40noticed something odd
01:09:42while poking around
01:09:43our security database.
01:09:45Conrad
01:09:46not only wiped the last six days,
01:09:48he wiped the last
01:09:48six years.
01:09:50Dating back to the day
01:09:51your parents died.
01:09:53However,
01:09:53he was sloppy.
01:09:55and I managed to
01:09:57recover
01:09:58this.
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:05It is.
01:10:07Oh, my God.
01:10:09Conrad killed
01:10:10your parents.
01:10:18He killed
01:10:19my parents,
01:10:21Tessa.
01:10:21Get away with it!
01:10:24We can figure it out,
01:10:26Shane.
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel
01:10:27think you're too dumb
01:10:28or too lazy
01:10:29to figure it out,
01:10:29but you're neither.
01:10:31That's our advantage.
01:10:33You know,
01:10:34you're right.
01:10:35Yeah,
01:10:35we're gonna beat him.
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together.
01:10:38Yeah,
01:10:38that's good.
01:10:42Hey,
01:10:43chat,
01:10:43we are celebrating.
01:10:45Guess who just won
01:10:46three billion dollars?
01:10:50is Tessa sad
01:10:51she lost?
01:10:52How does it feel
01:10:54knowing you're going
01:10:54to die poor?
01:10:56Feels like.
01:10:57What the?
01:10:58Revenge!
01:10:59What?
01:11:00Hey!
01:11:06Hey, chat,
01:11:07check this out.
01:11:09Say cheese.
01:11:10Ah!
01:11:23Taking my inheritance
01:11:24out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29Speaking of,
01:11:30you really should
01:11:31start packing your things
01:11:32because I won't abide
01:11:34trespassers in my home.
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere.
01:11:38You see this SD card?
01:11:40I have proof
01:11:42you killed my parents.
01:11:51I've murdered no one.
01:11:54That's not what
01:11:55you said at the barn.
01:11:56I had Edmund
01:11:57look through
01:11:58some old security footage
01:11:59and he found
01:12:00a weird video
01:12:01of you cutting
01:12:02the brakes
01:12:02in my parents' car.
01:12:03Now I wonder
01:12:05what the lawyers
01:12:06will think about that.
01:12:07Huh.
01:12:08Huh.
01:12:16It doesn't matter
01:12:16what the fucking
01:12:17lawyer thinks.
01:12:28You bitch.
01:12:30You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep.
01:12:32And I got my
01:12:33marksmanship badge
01:12:34in the Girl Scout,
01:12:35so you'll stay quiet
01:12:37until I say so.
01:12:41Huh.
01:12:46Hey, Lawman.
01:12:47I got something
01:12:48for you.
01:12:50Looks like
01:12:51he went home
01:12:52for the night.
01:12:53It's just me
01:12:54and you.
01:13:01No.
01:13:02No.
01:13:03You're just
01:13:04his passing
01:13:05interests.
01:13:10He's just
01:13:11using you,
01:13:12but
01:13:12you can make
01:13:14him hurt.
01:13:17Okay?
01:13:20Give me the
01:13:21card.
01:13:23He wouldn't.
01:13:26Shit.
01:13:28Don't fucking
01:13:29move.
01:13:39Why are you
01:13:40so
01:13:40going to do it?
01:13:43Don't tell me
01:13:44this is the
01:13:44only copy.
01:13:48You really
01:13:49are dumb
01:13:50as disco,
01:13:51aren't you?
01:13:56I can't
01:13:57believe you
01:13:58didn't make
01:13:58another copy.
01:13:59I was so
01:14:00right about you.
01:14:01You are
01:14:02a complete
01:14:03and total
01:14:05imbecile,
01:14:06just like
01:14:07your father.
01:14:09you know
01:14:10that's why
01:14:10I had to
01:14:10cut his
01:14:11brakes,
01:14:11right?
01:14:12And steal
01:14:12your
01:14:12inheritance.
01:14:14It's not
01:14:14personal,
01:14:15buddy.
01:14:17It's nature.
01:14:19Survival of the
01:14:19fittest.
01:14:21And you two
01:14:22idiots who are
01:14:23standing in the
01:14:23way of my
01:14:24evolution.
01:14:25So you betray
01:14:26anyone, huh?
01:14:28Even your own
01:14:28family?
01:14:30What happens
01:14:31when Rachel
01:14:32gets in the
01:14:32way?
01:14:34Who?
01:14:37She already
01:14:38has.
01:14:40You think
01:14:40I'm gonna
01:14:41give that
01:14:41bimbo
01:14:42half my
01:14:42money,
01:14:43dummy?
01:14:44She's
01:14:45next.
01:14:49You're
01:14:50plotting to
01:14:51kill me?
01:14:52No,
01:14:54baby,
01:14:55I would
01:14:55never.
01:14:56You idiot.
01:14:57Didn't you
01:14:58notice I took
01:14:59all of those
01:14:59selfies?
01:15:00If I go
01:15:01down,
01:15:02you go
01:15:02down.
01:15:11Okay,
01:15:13this is how
01:15:13this is all
01:15:14gonna go
01:15:14down.
01:15:15I'm gonna
01:15:15walk out
01:15:16of here
01:15:16with my
01:15:17inheritance.
01:15:19You hear me?
01:15:19My
01:15:19inheritance.
01:15:21And none
01:15:22of you
01:15:22are gonna
01:15:23get shot.
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:29The fuck
01:15:29are you
01:15:29laughing at?
01:15:31Oh,
01:15:32you've
01:15:32already lost,
01:15:33Conrad.
01:15:34That phone
01:15:35right there?
01:15:36Yeah,
01:15:36it was
01:15:36streaming in
01:15:36the background.
01:15:37Rachel's
01:15:3810 million
01:15:38followers just
01:15:39heard you
01:15:39confess to a
01:15:40shit ton of
01:15:41crimes.
01:15:43And just in
01:15:43case one
01:15:44recording wasn't
01:15:45enough,
01:15:46I made a copy,
01:15:48dumbass.
01:15:53guess you
01:15:53better get used
01:15:54to wearing
01:15:55these.
01:15:59Fucking
01:16:00influencer.
01:16:14Well, that's a
01:16:16conundrum.
01:16:17You two failed
01:16:18the challenge.
01:16:20But clearly
01:16:20Conrad played a
01:16:21part.
01:16:23Shelly's will to
01:16:23not account for
01:16:24this.
01:16:24Surely it's worth
01:16:26a second attempt.
01:16:29that might work.
01:16:31You want us to
01:16:31run the challenge
01:16:32back?
01:16:33Tessa,
01:16:34Tessa say
01:16:35something.
01:16:37Sure,
01:16:38why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me
01:16:40half as much this
01:16:41time around.
01:16:42What, are you
01:16:42scared?
01:16:43Mm-mm.
01:16:45Okay.
01:16:46That said,
01:16:48Mr. Shane
01:16:49Arthur
01:16:51Devere,
01:16:53what do you say?
01:16:55Will you be
01:16:56cuffed to me one
01:16:56more time till
01:16:57death do us part?
01:16:58I do.
01:17:05Huzzah!
01:17:08Here we go again.
01:17:14Just got all my
01:17:14books for this
01:17:15semester.
01:17:16I'm so excited
01:17:17for this course
01:17:18on migration
01:17:19patterns of
01:17:19butterflies.
01:17:21What about you?
01:17:22Did you get your
01:17:22classes figured out?
01:17:23Early childhood
01:17:24education,
01:17:25bio 101,
01:17:26and art class.
01:17:28I don't know.
01:17:28I'm still figuring
01:17:29out my
01:17:29extracurriculars.
01:17:31Well, speaking
01:17:32of extracurriculars,
01:17:36look what else
01:17:37I picked up.
01:17:46I love you.
01:17:48I love you too.
01:17:55Let me see
01:17:56these.
01:17:57Mm!
01:18:01Oh!
01:18:08I'm not here.
01:18:14It feels familiar.
01:18:20Hi.
01:18:21Hi.
01:18:26I met a boy.
01:18:30I met a boy.
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