00:11Weeeeeell, started out smashin' the prior woods
00:14I think they were werewolves or mummies
00:17We punched a chroma conclave in the face
00:20There were like fifteen of those dummies
00:23And it was me, a bike, but mostly me
00:26We spilled blood like them heroes
00:29We saved the realm a whole bunch of times
00:32Cause now Tal'Dore knows
00:34We fuck shit up!
00:36Bob Smock and Ellie's what we do
00:38Cause everyone loves us too
00:41Now Percy and Bex are royals in it, mom
00:44Kiki and Vax are on a jar of money
00:47Or a mente
00:47Stanley and Kaylee are definitely dead
00:50Just haven't heard from them
00:51But me and Pike are ready for a melee
00:53Cause we fuck shit up!
00:56Fucking shit up is what we do
00:58Oh, the ladies love me too
01:01Even when Pike is feelin' kinda blue
01:04If you don't believe me, then
01:06Fuck you!
01:09Oh man, this singing thing is way easier than Skadlin let on
01:15Wow, you're Grog!
01:17Big fan since forever!
01:19Sign my stein?
01:20Oh, anything for my fans
01:26Grog!
01:27Yeah
01:29Oh, maybe the rest of Vox Machina can sign too
01:34My kids love Vax
01:36Yeah
01:37You see, um, we haven't like, uh, talked in a bit
01:40I'm all the Vox Machina you need!
01:43You wanna make out with a legend?
01:56Another round of drinks on us!
01:59The gods damned heroes of Chaldori!
02:32Uh, Pike, don't get me wrong
02:32Well, right now, it's-
02:33Adventure!
02:33Nooo!
02:35Nooo!
02:38Nooo!
02:41Nooo!
10:37I had a feeling your primal instincts would one day return.
10:42Primal huh?
10:45Oh Percy.
10:49My love, what about your hunt?
10:52Sundown's not for another hour.yymm
11:00assisted Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahє
11:01Toλε. No!
11:03No, no! What are you doing?
11:05What I was born to!
11:07Carry!
11:08Seize at once! This is no mechanized miscreant! It's Doty!
11:13You say, Doty?
11:14Yes, my clockwork companion and personal biographer who records all of my daring exploits.
11:20Observe. Doty, take this down.
11:25Though we had only just met, the two members of Vox Machina, Jumbo and Lady Everlight...
11:30We have names.
11:31We're chomping at the bit for our first mission.
11:34What happened next?
11:36What mission? We didn't agree to any...
11:38My father, Howard Darrington, owns an incredibly profitable gem concern, but his deliveries have been recently ransacked along the trade
11:46routes, so I...
11:47Darion Darrington?
11:49Yes, shall protect his shipment, defeat the brigands, and expose their nefarious network.
11:55Channeth.
11:56That's the only word he can speak.
12:04Why not? This can't get any dumber.
12:08Oh, brigands!
12:10I pray there no ruffians about!
12:13Oh, I hope we aren't waylaid by bandits. Our cargo is so precious!
12:20It got dumber.
12:27Whoa. What happened there?
12:29The Chroma Conclave happened. And we weren't fast enough to stop it.
12:35Um, are you okay?
12:37I don't know, buddies. I mean, sure, we beat the bad guys, but...
12:42So many suffered. And now the rest of the team moved on with their lives like nothing happened.
12:47Well, I'm still here.
12:49I know, but...
12:51It's like we're stuck.
12:53Or I'm stuck.
12:54And I don't know how to get unstuck.
12:56Well, there's a simple solution to most problems.
12:59I'm not reaching out to the Everlight.
13:01Hey, hey, I was gonna say, most problems can be solved by punching.
13:07And when they can't...
13:08You kick.
13:10Where are my weapons? I haven't any.
13:13Hey!
13:14Whoa there!
13:15Terry!
13:16They're in the road ahead! State your business!
13:19What is going on, Terry?
13:21A real-life robbery, I hope.
13:23Great! Let us out.
13:24No, no! This is my chance!
13:30Fear not! I shall conceal us with smoke!
13:32No, no, no! Wait till we're out of the...
13:35Die!
13:37I'm gone!
13:38Ow! That was me, you idiot!
13:40Oh, terribly sorry.
13:42Let me...
13:44Clear the air!
13:49That's her?
13:50That's her.
13:51Oh, she's so small!
13:55Smaller still, once I cut her down to...
13:58Ow! No!
13:59No, fine!
14:01Finally!
14:02A fight!
14:16Could maybe use some help, Pai-Kin?
14:21Don't eat!
14:22Take this down!
14:23But stand in front of me while you do it!
14:25Huh?
14:26Huh?
14:27Ah!
14:28Huh?
14:29Huh?
14:29Huh?
14:30Doge kicking worked!
14:33Huh?
14:33Huh?
14:34Egads!
14:35My family jewels!
14:37Wait!
14:37Why didn't you use a decoy?
14:39Because a Darrington is always authentic!
14:44Ugh!
14:44Ugh!
14:53Keep up, Trinket!
14:54A year of canapes has made you soft!
15:04Huh!
15:09Huh?
15:10What'd you find?
15:23No panther did this.
15:27Good work, Trinket.
15:29Extra treats tonight.
15:37Tracks appear mammalian, but also...
15:40Athean.
15:41Like it's two creatures in one.
15:52Ugh!
15:57Right.
15:57Let's see what twice the power does.
16:15Oh, fuck you.
16:25How do you work these blasted things again?
16:40A reading was changed.
16:43A word closed.
16:47I don't know.
16:47Ugh!
16:52Oh!
16:54Irish, your fifth边 are cornered items.
16:59AAAA areas hail usually об $10.
17:02If you want to get any plans for chilli, go ahead and shoot for Song-o.
17:02Time to go ahead help someone who breaks up your wallet!
17:02Like it.
17:03What if he is?
17:03Yeah!
17:03Yeah!
17:08Ever what if you're serious.
17:08It's ridiculous.
17:20Poor thing. Was that your mother?
17:27Easy. You're going to be fine.
17:54You're going to be fine.
18:31Oh, I'm too round to draw this fast. Moneybags! Use one of your dumbass gems!
18:36Ah, capital idea. But which one? The amethyst of flight to soar overhead? The sapphire of sight to predict her
18:47next move?
18:54Ah-ha! Thunderstone! Well chosen!
18:58What the...
18:59Mike!
19:14No way out, lady. This has been way more trouble than it's worth. So just give back the idiot's gem
19:21sack and we'll drop the whole...
19:23What the fuck?!
19:27Please, don't!
19:30Stop it! You're gonna kill yourself!
19:36My child. Is something troubling you?
19:42Priestess Talia?
19:44Hello, Pike.
19:45You're gonna kill yourself!
19:51What?!
19:52What?!
19:53What?!
20:01What?!
20:11Damn it!
20:17What the hell's is that thing?!
20:21Ah! No! Tricket!
20:34Shit...
20:48Time to venture outside your comfort zone, Derulo.
20:55Wait! Then I can come back!
20:58Stop!
21:00Gotcha!
21:03How's that feel?
21:05That's Priestess Talia! Don't hurt her!
21:07Oh, I... um...
21:15Um... friends?
21:20Priestess!
21:24Terry...
21:26Just stop!
21:30Let's just... let's just calm down and talk. Whatever's wrong, I can help.
21:35Like you helped this town? Or those who died on your watch?
21:39What? The path of the Everlight...
21:42I've lied to you, Trickfoot! The gods deceive all!
21:46Dodie, take this now!
21:48Especially this sanctimonious raven bitch!
21:51But a new day is coming. And the old order will crumble.
21:57Thunderstones, run!
22:19Ugggh!
22:24Uh!
22:24Ugh!
22:26Ah!
22:50I don't suppose you want to dig around its stomach for my bow, buddy?
22:57Ah, I don't blame you.
23:11All right, you whirling nightmare. Tell me what you are.
23:27It's not anti-magic. It's consuming magic.
23:53I will never complain about canapes again.
23:58No!
24:02No!
24:03No!
24:19No!
24:20No!
24:30No!
24:32No!
24:49What the fuck?
25:00Thanks, buddies.
25:11No.
25:13Maybe she's okay?
25:16I don't think anything is okay.
25:19We need to head to the Everlight Temple.
25:21Oh.
25:22I thought you didn't consult the Everlight on every little thing.
25:27I got a feeling this is big.
25:29More adventure!
25:30I'll go with you!
25:32Solve a mystery is on my list!
25:34No!
25:38Tarion!
25:46Look, Tarion, was it?
25:48I don't know if we are your speed, but if you're still hot to trot, I think I know the
25:54members of Vox Machina you want. How do you feel about fancy palaces?
26:00Ooh!
26:03Terry Van!
26:04Away!
26:06Terry!
26:06Buh-bye!
26:10Oh, yeah.
26:12Bet we'll never see him again.
26:14A version...
26:16...
26:16...
26:30...
26:57I don't know.
27:01Calm, child. There is nothing to fear if you answer true. Are you prepared to see for him?
27:10I am.
27:11To fight for him?
27:13I am.
27:15To die for him?
27:18I am. For we are his blood.
27:33We are his blood.
27:39We are his blood.
28:10We are his blood.
28:36We are his blood.
29:06We are his blood.
29:36We are his blood.
30:06We are his blood.
30:09We are his blood.
30:10We are his blood.
30:11We are his blood.
30:11We are his blood.
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