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Deseando al mejor amigo de mi hermano
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00:00:22You're the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me, but I don't care, you're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:49That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul,
00:00:54my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:03In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:07Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit, fucking dumbass.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24It could have been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut, starring him.
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:52I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:02Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:05I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:11I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:20Who is it?
00:02:37Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:44Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Allie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:56What?
00:02:56Allie.
00:02:57Sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:02I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:04And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:06And put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:13You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right, later, buddy.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:43I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:47It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you
00:03:58just don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:20I'm safe.
00:04:21Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:24Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:26Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, I'm going to be looking after you.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:37uh, tell me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:41Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm going to go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:51This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:54I'm going to make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:31Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:35You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:45But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50Um, if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Um, where is he?
00:06:00He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:04And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:09See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:22Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:47Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:49We lost, and we still lost her.
00:06:51See?
00:06:55Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:11I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:44Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:47Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making them.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:58The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:02Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:04I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it now.
00:08:14Come here, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, we're great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are going to be running laps and get plucked and puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:31What's that?
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:35It's okay.
00:08:35I can just come out.
00:08:36I can't even go!
00:08:47I finally did it, the thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old, I kissed my brother's
00:08:53best friend, and holy hell, it felt good, the captain just got sacked by the team version,
00:09:13you guys are benched, it's just a joke, seriously, Kevin got sacked by the team version, don't look,
00:09:23here's the kisser, in the men's shower, Alison, unenged, does he kiss as good as he looks, kill
00:09:30me, no, what are you doing here, I'm here to pick you up, obviously, didn't your practice
00:09:44end like four hours ago, yes it did, you've just been waiting, yeah, and whose fault is that,
00:09:51I messaged you, oh crap, I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut, I was dying of
00:09:57embarrassment,
00:09:59I must have missed your message, sorry, missed my message, you know, I don't think so, I think,
00:10:07I've been blocked for a month, why, okay, come on, what, just give it back, whatever, you, hold on,
00:10:15you're texting Chad, I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight,
00:10:21you know, Chad is a walking STD, he sleeps with everything that moves, are you, are you into
00:10:24that, we're doing a school project together, ah, school project, yes, you know, Chad is definitely
00:10:29known for his academic passions, well, it's the truth, so, can you just give me my phone
00:10:33back, please, hold on, let me just say, really quick, what are you doing, there you go, Chad
00:10:39is deleted, what, what, stop, it's already done, that's not cool, you can't do that, that's not
00:10:45fair, ah, yes it is, because, listen, you're my business now, so, right now, I want you to open
00:10:51your phone, I said take your phone out, cool, and do what, I want you to, uh, pay my contact
00:11:01to the top, keep it cool, Allison, act like you've been in a car before, this is literally
00:11:16my fanfic, the car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback, I'm gonna spontaneously
00:11:24combust, you feel me to take your attention, this is all I've ever wanted, my only, my only
00:11:35have ever wanted you, yes, but, harder, faster, I'm coming, you all right, yes, any a little
00:11:49bit of air, it's really hot in here, I shouldn't mess with her like this, Ron is gonna kill me,
00:11:55but, she's, too cute, no, I just, like, oh my god, even my stories didn't go that far,
00:12:11I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that, you have double XL condoms
00:12:17I'll tell you what else, it's for grown-ups, do you actually use those, yeah, they use
00:12:22your face, there's no way, that's like a sleeping bag, where did you want to know, yeah, well,
00:12:34you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so, yeah, you're the one who tackled me
00:12:38in the boys locker room, you kissed me back, you basically attacked me, I was just trying
00:12:42to crack my head against the floor, pathetic, I'm actually pathetic, I thought he kissed
00:12:53me back, I'm such an idiot, forget I said anything, you know what, why don't we talk about something
00:12:59that matters, now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules, excuse
00:13:04me, there's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew, no parties, no frat boys, me and you're gonna share your
00:13:11life vocation with me for the time, are you insane, who do you think you are, my father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend, so he does just see me as a liability,
00:13:30yeah, we're roommates, and that means we're equals, and that means you don't get to tell
00:13:37me what to do, so you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best
00:13:41friend, and Ron's already given me permission to boss you around, and do whatever I want
00:13:45you to do, to make sure that you're safe, why don't you consider me, your brother pro max,
00:13:52nope, definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large, no, pro max, not when he looks
00:13:59like that, yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous, first you delete my friend's number from my
00:14:10phone, now you're trying to talk to me about curfews, and what parties I can go to, you don't
00:14:15care, tell me about them, I'm not your prisoner, don't control what I do, yes I do.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe, fetish slash lingerie dress code, mandatory
00:14:41for all wannabe cheerleaders, lingerie, seriously, but if I don't go, it'll be social suicide,
00:14:49and I'll never make the squad, I'm not letting Rita win, I'm your roommate, and I'm also your
00:14:56brother's best friend, since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best
00:15:00friend, screw him, I don't take orders from those,
00:15:06are you ready to ride, come on, get it up, get it up, let's go, get your body on the
00:15:13dance
00:15:25Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Oh, look everyone, the strippers arrived, let's all give little miss hooker a round of applause
00:15:38for being tonight's entertainment, thanks, at least I don't look so ordinary, you spend
00:15:47so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita,
00:15:53now, are we gonna have some fun, or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me
00:15:58all night, turn the music up, let's play a game, I dare you to call a guy and get him
00:16:21to come
00:16:21here and make out with you right now, shit, I don't have any guy friends here, Chad is deleted
00:16:31and I can't call Brett, what's the matter, no guys want you, tick tock sweetie, she's stalling,
00:16:40she doesn't have anyone to help, you can't get a guy, you dress like a hooker, you flash your tits
00:16:45and not a single man wants to claim yours, just give me a second, yeah, listen, yeah, I, that is
00:17:08punishment
00:17:09for wasting your time, but you're so thirsty, lick it up, lick it up, lick it up, Brett, what's up,
00:17:31where are you?
00:17:32Matt Club Vibe, I, um, I lost a dare, yeah, what kind of dare, I need a man to claim
00:17:42me, in front of everyone,
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:48a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:50Come on, Brett, please, this is serious, can you just come get me?
00:17:54No, Allison, you know what, if you wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:58Brett, please!
00:18:02How dare you even think of Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:08You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:12I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:19Where do you think you're going?
00:18:21Grab her.
00:18:22Nope, get off of me!
00:18:24You lost the dare, you paid the price.
00:18:28You need to loosen up.
00:18:30You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:32We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:36No!
00:18:49What was that?
00:18:51Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:58Freeze!
00:18:59Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:01A dare is a dare!
00:19:02Stop fighting it!
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:07Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:17Please, please stop!
00:19:19Are you getting this?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:39Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:42Oh!
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:52Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:55I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:57She's practically begging for it.
00:20:09You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:14And that goes for everybody.
00:20:15I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:17Does everybody understand that?
00:20:21Great!
00:20:22We'll then delete them right now.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:28You okay?
00:20:30Come on.
00:20:31Let's go.
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:40Hey!
00:20:41What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:43Sneaking out?
00:20:45Going to a place like this?
00:20:46What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:50What did you mean back there?
00:20:55Back where?
00:20:57And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:02The literal meaning.
00:21:03I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:07I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:09And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:14I know.
00:21:15Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:17Always causing trouble.
00:21:19Please, just put this out.
00:21:21Happy?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:27Well, you know what?
00:21:28I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:30Like I'm desperate?
00:21:31No, that's not true.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:33Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:34Bullshit.
00:21:35You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:37These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:40I know!
00:21:40I know!
00:21:41Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:43And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:44And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:47That's not true.
00:21:50Fuck Rita.
00:21:51Fuck everybody.
00:21:53Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:55I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:57I want to be liked.
00:21:58I want to be wanted.
00:21:59And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:02I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:04I'll always be there.
00:22:06So what does that mean?
00:22:08What does that mean for us?
00:22:09What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:13I'm losing my mind.
00:22:14I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:18All I can think, just this once.
00:22:22What?
00:22:25Just say it!
00:22:26Just say it!
00:22:27I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:29Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:32No.
00:22:32That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34That is not true.
00:22:35Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:38Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:40I can't.
00:22:43And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:46So you know what?
00:22:47Just forget it.
00:22:49Forget I said anything!
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:54I'm done.
00:22:54No, Allison.
00:22:55Allison, stop it.
00:23:02Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:07Why?
00:23:08Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:14It says that you have to stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:40What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:42We're hurting everything.
00:23:46What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:50I'm coming.
00:23:55What's up, loser?
00:24:00Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:05I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:08I think it's time to run.
00:24:13What is he doing? Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:24What?
00:24:25Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:30So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:33your ass.
00:24:34It was an accident, okay? We just...
00:24:37I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:45And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight. Okay? Chill.
00:24:50Really?
00:24:51Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:25:00All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:04right now or something.
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:08I got it, man.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:18Hey, but, uh...
00:25:20What?
00:25:20You forgot something.
00:25:22No, Ellie.
00:25:23It's late.
00:25:23Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:25Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:42...is you.
00:25:46...is you.
00:25:47...is you.
00:25:48...is you.
00:25:50...is you.
00:25:50All right, ladies.
00:25:51Physical assessments today.
00:25:53Allison, you're up first.
00:26:27Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:31Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:33You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:44Hey, uh...
00:26:46Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:50Huh?
00:26:59Hey, partner up. Stretching drills.
00:27:05Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:10I'm okay.
00:27:12Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:16Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:19Uh, she's with me.
00:27:22I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:31Excuse me.
00:27:36Walk away, Chad.
00:27:38Right now.
00:27:40Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:49What?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:53What was that?
00:27:54I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You're first.
00:28:13Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:16You ready, Rookie?
00:28:17I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:22Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:25You want to play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:30Let's play.
00:28:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01I'm not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:05Stop where?
00:29:08Switch positions!
00:29:11You're turned.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:14Shh.
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:17Shh.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:27And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:36It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:39Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:46What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:55What the hell am I doing?
00:29:55You okay, Brett?
00:29:56I'm okay.
00:29:57And done!
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:01You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:06Wow, thank you.
00:30:09Congratulations.
00:30:11Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:18You're an orphan.
00:30:19Hope you were.
00:30:37Shit!
00:30:38Fuck!
00:30:39Hot!
00:30:39I am hot!
00:30:39You okay?
00:30:40You're ok?
00:30:42Yes!
00:30:44Um.
00:30:47Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:52Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:54It's fine.
00:30:55Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:59Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:31:01How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:05Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:06It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:08I'm doing laundry.
00:31:09I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:10I, um, didn't...
00:31:13You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:15And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:19You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:21And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:23Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:24Listen, I just...
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:32This is my morning routine.
00:31:33I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock?
00:31:37Do you like the hair and makeup thing?
00:31:39What?
00:31:39Nobody told me that, hadn't we?
00:31:42Oh, my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:44This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:46She's gonna...
00:31:46She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:49It's okay.
00:31:50Well, I'll...
00:31:51You're all right.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:05Get all your stuff?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:09Um...
00:32:09I'll have to go.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Thanks.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:20Did you just see that?
00:32:21That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:25And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:27Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:29Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:31Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:40Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:42I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:45Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:47Late is late.
00:32:48You're just too lazy.
00:32:57Hey.
00:32:59What's your problem?
00:33:00My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:03It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:04Like I said, nobody...
00:33:09No.
00:33:11Hey.
00:33:11Stop!
00:33:12Are you crazy?
00:33:14Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:20You want to fight?
00:33:22I'll give you a reason.
00:33:28Hey.
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:29What are you doing?
00:33:30What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:31Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:32This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:34Cool.
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:37Get out of here.
00:33:38All of you.
00:33:38Get out of here.
00:33:39Right now.
00:33:39Did you hear me?
00:33:40Get out.
00:33:40Get out.
00:33:40Get out.
00:33:41Get out.
00:33:42Get out.
00:33:45You okay?
00:33:47It's fine.
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:53or something.
00:33:54It's going to be okay.
00:33:54We have enough time.
00:33:56Trust me.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:00Hello.
00:34:01Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:03room.
00:34:04Right now.
00:34:09All right.
00:34:10Hey, listen.
00:34:11Use my jersey.
00:34:12Make it look better than the original.
00:34:14All right?
00:34:38Oh, shit.
00:34:40Is that even Allison?
00:34:51She looks...
00:34:53Stony.
00:34:55Look at you.
00:34:56You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:58You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever do.
00:35:01It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:03You know, that's true.
00:35:04That's true.
00:35:05I am.
00:35:05Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:11You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:15To you as your best friend's sister.
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:20As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:24All right.
00:35:25Time's ticking.
00:35:26Let's move.
00:35:28Allison.
00:35:29I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:33But it works.
00:35:35You take center.
00:35:37Let's go.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:43Hey, uh...
00:35:50Break a leg.
00:35:59Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:38Who is that girl?
00:36:39She's on fire.
00:36:41It's Allison Scott.
00:36:42You know she had moves.
00:36:48Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:51I mean, damn.
00:36:52I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:54Body in that uniform?
00:36:56Woo!
00:36:57You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:00Stay with me, man.
00:37:01I don't have to.
00:37:02See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:06I'm telling you right now.
00:37:07You don't fuck off.
00:37:08The only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:22The 20.
00:37:24The 10.
00:37:27Touchdown!
00:37:28Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:30State wins.
00:37:46Hey!
00:37:48Oh.
00:37:49Congrats.
00:37:49On the win, Captain.
00:37:50That was really good.
00:37:52You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:55Hey, shut up.
00:37:56No!
00:37:59You okay?
00:38:01Yes!
00:38:10Oh, my God.
00:38:12Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:14In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:17Kiss! Yes! Yes!
00:38:26Now we got ourselves a good old Kisscam standoff.
00:38:29I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:34Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:37I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:44But I want it.
00:38:47No! No! No!
00:38:59Wait!
00:39:01What?
00:39:06I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:09Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:20Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:25Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:28No problem.
00:39:36This is insane.
00:39:38I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:41But it feels so right.
00:39:43I never want it to end.
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:55Harrison!
00:39:58Oh, shit.
00:39:59What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:02Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:04You're making a scene.
00:40:05I'm making a scene?
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:06I'm making a scene.
00:40:07You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:10Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:12Are you serious right now?
00:40:14If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:18You're unbelievable.
00:40:21I hate you.
00:40:25Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:25No, no, no, no.
00:40:26You cut the crap.
00:40:27You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:29I promise.
00:40:30Do not bullshit me!
00:40:31Do not bullshit me!
00:40:32Absolutely nothing.
00:40:33I'm serious.
00:40:34Nothing.
00:40:35You're fucking lying.
00:40:36I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:37Okay?
00:40:38She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:40I know that.
00:40:40So you stay in your lane.
00:40:42Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:45You do not cross me.
00:40:46You do not!
00:40:47Dude, I promise.
00:40:48Dude.
00:40:49Fuck.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:56No!
00:40:57I sound like a mom!
00:40:59This is ridiculous.
00:41:01Why am I texting him?
00:41:02He's literally in the next room.
00:41:04You know what?
00:41:06Just go in there.
00:41:07Just ask him.
00:41:08Hey, Brett.
00:41:09What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:11He kissed me back.
00:41:12He can't deny it this time.
00:41:13It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:18Do or die.
00:41:25What are you doing?
00:41:26Getting groceries.
00:41:28What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:29I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:30Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:32I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:35She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:38Brett.
00:41:40What happened at the kiss can today?
00:41:43I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:44I can't talk about the kiss can.
00:41:47Hi.
00:41:48You can't talk about the kiss can.
00:41:50Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:52Oh, you know what?
00:41:53I'm not talking about the kiss can thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:57It was a kiss can at a game and we did it.
00:42:00Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:01The fun's over.
00:42:02It's finished.
00:42:03Do you understand?
00:42:07Don't you dare.
00:42:08No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:09I'm not doing it.
00:42:10No, no, no.
00:42:10That's not fair, okay?
00:42:11Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:13Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:16Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:17You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:19Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:21I'm not doing anything.
00:42:22Yes, you are.
00:42:24You know what?
00:42:24Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:27Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:29Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:32I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:39Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:42Chad's a predator.
00:42:43And a loser.
00:42:44And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:48I can't.
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:56Is he hard?
00:43:02Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:05You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:12Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:14You know, biology.
00:43:18Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:26Allie!
00:43:27Brett!
00:43:28You guys out here?
00:43:29Fucking shit!
00:43:30What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:31You have to get out.
00:43:32I can't get out.
00:43:33If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:35Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:37So I, I'm gonna get out.
00:43:39Okay, cool.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:43Allie, hey!
00:43:44Just get under.
00:43:45Sit on what?
00:43:46What?
00:43:51Allie.
00:43:52Hi!
00:43:53She doing alone?
00:43:55Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:56Run!
00:43:57I'm naked!
00:43:57Get out!
00:44:00You're, you're not though.
00:44:03Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:07I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:09I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:10You got it, so...
00:44:12I also wanted to say that...
00:44:15I think you did a great job today.
00:44:18I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:19And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:24Thanks.
00:44:30Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:33Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:38So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:41Run.
00:44:42I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:43It's a game.
00:44:44Everyone does it.
00:44:46A game?
00:44:47I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:50This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:52Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:56That's fair.
00:44:58Chad sucks.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:00Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:01He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:05They won't be.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:09Thanks.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15What was that?
00:45:18Sorry.
00:45:19I got water in my nose.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:21I'm okay.
00:45:22Don't drown.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Okay?
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:23And soak, I guess.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:34The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:37Good talk.
00:45:38Wait.
00:45:41I have to ask you something.
00:45:43What?
00:45:44I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:45On a date.
00:45:46Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:48Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:49There's this, like, stupid event.
00:45:52I think tomorrow I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:03You got plans, Allie.
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:08Yeah, whatever.
00:46:09I just...
00:46:23Rhett?
00:46:27I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:34Except his are with Rita.
00:46:36Not me.
00:46:45Look.
00:46:47Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:49Just finally getting back.
00:46:50Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:53It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:55I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:58I came by myself.
00:47:00Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:03Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:05Nothing major.
00:47:06Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:07Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:10Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:15How much are you asking for this?
00:47:17$15.
00:47:18I made it myself.
00:47:21$15?
00:47:22For some plastic and twine.
00:47:23You don't have to buy it.
00:47:25It's ambitious.
00:47:27You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:29I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:36You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:42You actually want this garbage.
00:47:43You know, I value the artist.
00:47:44That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:48What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:49She's nothing.
00:47:50No, you're nothing.
00:47:51Especially compared to her.
00:47:53How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:57Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious.
00:47:59Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:04You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:11And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:14You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:18I'm just trying to...
00:48:21Allison.
00:48:22Party at my place.
00:48:24Celebrating the big win.
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:27I don't know.
00:48:28I'm not interested.
00:48:30She's a grown woman.
00:48:32She can speak for herself.
00:48:35So, what do you say?
00:48:38You're not going anywhere.
00:48:40And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:43Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:46You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:50No, yeah.
00:48:51Sounds fun.
00:48:55I'll be there.
00:49:04There she is.
00:49:06My guest of honor.
00:49:08Damn, Allison.
00:49:10You look sexy.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:12Thanks.
00:49:16It's a cool party.
00:49:18Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:21Really?
00:49:22For me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single.
00:49:26I'm single.
00:49:27You need another reason?
00:49:30So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:33No deal.
00:49:34There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:36He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:40It's his loss.
00:49:42My gain.
00:49:45Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:49Let's fix that.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:58Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:00You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:02No.
00:50:02What's that?
00:50:03We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:22Damn it.
00:50:23Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:26Come on, Allison.
00:50:27You're already here.
00:50:39Fine.
00:50:40But I play to win.
00:50:46Aki, check it out.
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:53To see the election over here.
00:51:04Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:06Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:07Excuse me.
00:51:08What are you doing, huh?
00:51:09Get off of me.
00:51:10What do you think you're doing?
00:51:11You're ruining my night.
00:51:12Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:13What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:15Don't care.
00:51:16How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:17Come on.
00:51:18Okay?
00:51:18No more of these stupid games.
00:51:19You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:20Let's go. Let's go.
00:51:21I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:23I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:27Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:38Oh my god.
00:51:39Oh shit.
00:51:48And I'll be playing them.
00:51:51You okay?
00:51:53Hank!
00:51:53That's okay.
00:51:53Hey, hey!
00:51:54I got it, Hold on, hold on!
00:51:55I got it.
00:51:57I got you.
00:51:58I got you.
00:52:01Oh my god. Is she okay?
00:52:06Look at me.
00:52:07Look at me.
00:52:08Look at me.
00:52:08Hey, hey, you okay?
00:52:10I can't. I can't be awake.
00:52:13I can't be awake.
00:52:14Just try to breathe.
00:52:15Alright, hey.
00:52:19I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:20Alright.
00:52:22Let's get you in.
00:52:24Ready?
00:52:26Up. Okay.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:30Get out of my way.
00:52:31Move. Move.
00:52:34Just put me down, Fred!
00:52:37You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:40And Chad, I mean, my God,
00:52:42you have no business being around that guy,
00:52:43let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:45Anybody who's half a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:48That's not fair.
00:52:50What's not fair?
00:52:52What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:54Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:55That I don't know how this works!
00:52:57Okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:53:00I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:02You know what? That's fantastic.
00:53:03I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:06You're not any better than me.
00:53:07I'm not any better? What did I do?
00:53:09How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:12You're worse!
00:53:12I jumped in the pool. I saved your life.
00:53:14And now what? I'm an asshole?
00:53:16How am I worse?
00:53:17You're worse!
00:53:18Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:20Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:24Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:27Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:29Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:33You know, I don't understand.
00:53:37You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:42That's the worst thing.
00:53:43Don't say that.
00:53:44I did! I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:47Stop! Stop!
00:53:47And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:49I know that! I know!
00:53:50Susan, why do you keep swooping in
00:53:52and saving me like a hero
00:53:54and then pushing me away?
00:53:56Am I crazy?
00:53:58Do you not feel anything?
00:54:00Because you're playing with my feelings
00:54:02and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:05Okay?
00:54:06I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:10Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:11Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:13I'm gonna tell you to stop, Allison.
00:54:15I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:22Fuck it.
00:54:35Fuck it.
00:54:38I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:48Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:50Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:53I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:54that you've always been more to me
00:54:56than just my best friend and sister.
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:01I made a promise to run.
00:55:04But you know what?
00:55:11I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:23I think about you every day.
00:55:26Every morning.
00:55:28Every night.
00:55:31Every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:34It's you that I see.
00:55:37Every time.
00:55:50I want you to take me.
00:55:52Right here.
00:55:55Right now.
00:56:09So what do we know?
00:56:15What do you want us to be?
00:56:19What do you want me to be?
00:56:22I want you to be mine.
00:56:26I think I already am.
00:56:31But what about Ron?
00:56:33He's going to kill you.
00:56:35I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:37He's very protective older brother.
00:56:39But I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:43How much I love you.
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:51I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:57Just for now.
00:56:58I don't know.
00:56:59I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:01I know.
00:57:04But it's just for a little.
00:57:07Until we find the right moment.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:11I want to be your wife.
00:57:14I want to be your wife.
00:57:15We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:30You're right.
00:57:32I want to be your wife.
00:57:33You're right.
00:57:37You're right.
00:57:40You're right.
00:57:43You're right.
00:57:44to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now i'm two seconds
00:57:48away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you oh well as much as i'd love to see you
00:57:54running to me don't my legs are killing me and i really like your car oh i know you love
00:58:03my car
00:58:03he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car brett stop don't
00:58:09read
00:58:09my smut i'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart into
00:58:15my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting holy shit
00:58:23that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it i feel
00:58:30so hot
00:58:31right now palms my center slowly massaging my folds take away ali
00:58:47oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:11hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think
00:59:17just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help
00:59:24save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:30shoot late
00:59:51brett that's allison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:56girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:14see what you're up to
01:00:17hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:26attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:31someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:37forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:43well i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right
01:00:49i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes
01:00:52excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were retching
01:00:55and i asked you if you were a look at this this is perfection
01:00:59it's every girl's dream i don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little
01:01:03weight i mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:09search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:15your turn scott
01:01:17sure but i
01:01:19rita
01:01:21jackpot
01:01:23well well well
01:01:25look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:27i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:32allison performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:37coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those those aren't mine
01:01:41right a cheater and a liar
01:01:45coach please listen to me i've never seen those i don't know what they are i'm lying
01:01:50it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:53they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:58did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:02:01yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:03he's right they're just vitamins no they aren't
01:02:06uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:12i just
01:02:15they look suspicious
01:02:16well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:20yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:22that's enough all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:27rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:31what you can't do that
01:02:33championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:36i mean i know it
01:02:37yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:42you little bitch
01:02:43you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:46that's enough rita
01:02:47my decision is final
01:02:53listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:55you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:58you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt
01:03:00that's the point
01:03:03accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:04so tragic
01:03:05i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:08fine and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:11i know everything girls every dirty little secret
01:03:16do exactly as i say or you're gone
01:03:18your call
01:03:19and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:32what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:36i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:39so i swapped it out
01:03:42i knew it
01:03:43i knew she was up to something
01:03:44you know i heard her
01:03:45in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:48yeah she was throwing up
01:03:50it was when we were
01:03:53when we were
01:03:54having
01:03:58phone
01:03:59sex
01:04:00so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:03allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:07hey do you
01:04:09do you think i'm fat
01:04:11seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:13i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:15i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:16i'm being serious too
01:04:17allison
01:04:19perfect just who you are
01:04:20yeah
01:04:22i'll always be there
01:04:24to catch you on your phone
01:04:27always
01:04:30all right
01:04:31on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:35rita you're up first
01:04:36then allison
01:04:51okay great job you guys
01:04:53you killed it
01:05:17hey i told you to catch you
01:05:20brett
01:05:21you just saved my life
01:05:26i guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something huh
01:05:30are you serious scott
01:05:31you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:34are you kidding me
01:05:36they almost dropped me
01:05:37i could have been paralyzed
01:05:38i could have died
01:05:39that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:41rita
01:05:41that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:44leave the gym
01:05:45and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:50oh brett
01:05:51thank you
01:05:52oh my gosh
01:05:53i really appreciate that catch
01:05:55i almost had a heart attack
01:05:56all right everyone
01:05:57in light of performances and character
01:06:00i am so proud to announce
01:06:03allison scott as the new captain
01:06:06thank you
01:06:08wow
01:06:10congratulations captain scott
01:06:12i'm proud of you
01:06:13wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:18and that's game
01:06:19state loses 21 to 35
01:06:24allie
01:06:25look i know
01:06:26it's not what you wanted
01:06:26it's okay
01:06:27because you did good
01:06:28that's all that matters
01:06:29thanks bro
01:06:30i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:31i'll be right back
01:06:32ew
01:06:33don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:35yo
01:06:36allison
01:06:37she is
01:06:38looking good baby
01:06:39y'all do private shows
01:06:40you know
01:06:41something with a little extra
01:06:42bump and grind
01:06:43you're so gross
01:06:46yo what the hell
01:06:48are you serious
01:06:49what what's going on
01:06:50i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:51well don't play with me bitch
01:06:53you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:55i'm in your dreams
01:06:56how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:58so that what happens today
01:06:59never happens again
01:07:02you think you're so fucking special
01:07:04why
01:07:05you know everyone knows
01:07:06how you got the captain's position
01:07:08how
01:07:08by sucking your way to the top
01:07:10i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:12considering how much you suck
01:07:14while you play
01:07:15you shameless whore
01:07:17hey
01:07:18one more woman
01:07:20i do
01:07:21you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:23she's a public boss
01:07:24everybody gets a ride
01:07:26hey
01:07:28hey
01:07:29hey fuck face
01:07:31you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:38that's enough
01:07:40what's going on here
01:07:41i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:42chad was gonna hit her
01:07:44you're gonna hit her
01:07:45no
01:07:45get my office now
01:07:47you
01:07:48with me
01:07:49this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:51we should take you to the er okay
01:07:54all right
01:07:55you sure you're on it
01:08:01it's a really nasty cut brad
01:08:03you could have broken your hand
01:08:05yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:07never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:10shut up
01:08:16you know i could kind of get used to this
01:08:18having uh nurse allison around
01:08:21take care of me
01:08:22help me out
01:08:24hey guys 304
01:08:25i think it's this one
01:08:26let's go see the hero
01:08:27oh shit
01:08:28no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:30they can't see us like this
01:08:32i won't let him
01:08:34let's tell him
01:08:34let's tell him the truth
01:08:36in front of
01:08:37the entire team
01:08:39ron's gonna kill you
01:08:41what do you want to do
01:08:43let's hide
01:08:44yeah
01:08:44all right
01:08:46all right
01:08:47all right
01:08:51brad you in there
01:08:52yeah i'm just uh
01:08:53washing up man
01:08:54john you have no idea
01:08:57how crazy you drive me
01:08:59you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:06doing this
01:09:08you need a hand man
01:09:09no i got everything i need uh
01:09:12right here
01:09:18you gotta be quiet
01:09:22let's see what happens
01:09:25brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:27hey you know what it uh
01:09:28takes me a very long time
01:09:31assholes
01:09:41i feel what you did
01:09:42i feel what you did
01:09:45it's kind of hard to mess
01:09:47yeah
01:09:51right you gotta speed this up man
01:09:53we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:54you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:56i can help you
01:09:56hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:58i'm gonna be a little while
01:10:00all right let's just give him some space
01:10:01enjoy your blue balls
01:10:03yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:04you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:07i think i've earned some uh
01:10:11alison physical therapy time
01:10:12you know what i mean
01:10:13you know you could have just asked
01:10:16you didn't have to pick a fight
01:10:17to get lucky
01:10:37no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:57brad goes pro out did this guarantee
01:10:59i've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet
01:11:02captain scott's changed the whole game
01:11:03sick
01:11:04ladies and gentlemen
01:11:06let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:09led by captain alison scott
01:11:13i will thank you
01:11:15leave it
01:11:18save your applause everyone
01:11:19you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:21your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:24she bought it
01:11:25with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:27and her dealer
01:11:28look no further than your mvp
01:11:31brett harrison
01:11:36that's that's not true
01:11:38you know what
01:11:39i don't care
01:11:40rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:42okay she's got
01:11:43pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:45just ask them yourself
01:11:46oh really
01:11:48let's ask the squad then
01:11:52brett approached us
01:11:53about a month ago
01:11:55he said he had
01:11:57good stuff
01:11:57but only if we helped alison become captain
01:12:01you know that's bullshit
01:12:02i have proof
01:12:06i know real doctors
01:12:08i've got pills
01:12:09ally
01:12:10no more being blackmailed
01:12:13let alison take
01:12:14the captain position
01:12:17this is insane
01:12:18okay
01:12:19i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:21sweetie
01:12:22it's all coming out now
01:12:23i saw her taking pills
01:12:25for practice
01:12:26we trusted you
01:12:27cheater
01:12:30hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:32messes with me
01:12:33open your eyes brett
01:12:35she's using you
01:12:36for the clout
01:12:37for the status
01:12:38who was she before you slept with her
01:12:41nobody
01:12:41a total bottom feeder
01:12:43rita you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:44it's unbelievable
01:12:46how'd you get that video huh
01:12:47and what'd you do to it
01:12:48you have nothing to fear
01:12:48if you have nothing to hide
01:12:49boom
01:12:51boom
01:12:51listen just
01:12:52please listen to me
01:12:54hey everybody
01:12:55just shut up
01:12:55this is my sister okay
01:12:57she would never do something like this
01:12:59and here come the pretzels
01:13:02all right that's enough
01:13:03that's enough
01:13:04now in light of these significant allegations
01:13:07as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:10i have no choice
01:13:12alison scott
01:13:13you are hereby removed
01:13:15from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:17furthermore
01:13:17you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:20pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:22justice for the real athletes
01:13:24hold on
01:13:25hold it
01:13:26if you would please
01:13:27look to the jumbotron
01:13:30i know some real doctors
01:13:31that can help you guys
01:13:32get healthy
01:13:32in the right way
01:13:33no more pills
01:13:34no more purging
01:13:35no more blackmail
01:13:36you'd really help us
01:13:37absolutely
01:13:38listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:40take your spells ever again
01:13:41so what's the catch
01:13:43we're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:45this video
01:13:46this is the real conversation
01:13:48not the edited one
01:13:50that Rita just played
01:13:52now for the drugs
01:13:54these are the drugs that i gave the girls
01:13:56they're vitamins
01:13:56you can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:58in the world
01:13:59you wanna check these out principal?
01:14:04he's right
01:14:05these are common supplements
01:14:07everybody
01:14:08Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:10to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:13she's been threatening them
01:14:14if they wouldn't comply
01:14:15and she's been shaming them
01:14:16degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:18now every body is different
01:14:20but all bodies are beautiful
01:14:22Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:23for one reason
01:14:24one reason only
01:14:24because she was a threat
01:14:25she threatened the total control
01:14:27that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:29and it's horrible
01:14:30because Allison
01:14:32she's a beautiful person
01:14:33and she would never do anything like this
01:14:35and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:39that's not true
01:14:40he's lying
01:14:41she's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:43lock her up
01:14:45lock her up
01:14:46lock her up
01:14:47lock her up
01:14:48you fucking bitch
01:14:49you ruined my life
01:14:52you ruined it yourself
01:15:04look at you
01:15:05playing the victim
01:15:07you've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:09for weeks
01:15:10just when I give you a chance
01:15:12you run crying to Harrison
01:15:14nothing but a little
01:15:15shut up dude
01:15:16shut up
01:15:17what are you gonna do about it Harrison?
01:15:19I don't have to do anything
01:15:20you're gonna get exactly what you deserve
01:15:21right now
01:15:22Mr. Williams
01:15:26apparently we've
01:15:28had a number of
01:15:29allegations
01:15:29of sexual harassment
01:15:31against you
01:15:31from various female students
01:15:33as of now
01:15:34you are officially suspended
01:15:35from all school activities
01:15:36what?
01:15:37no
01:15:38my father
01:15:39your father
01:15:39may have his name
01:15:40on the library
01:15:41but I assure you
01:15:42his money will not
01:15:44buy you immunity
01:15:44you can take him away
01:15:46party's over
01:15:47let go
01:15:47no
01:15:48I'll throw you off
01:15:49this isn't over
01:15:52and as for you
01:15:53Miss Scott
01:15:54on behalf
01:15:55of the entire administration
01:15:58I would like to apologize
01:15:59to you
01:16:01for everything
01:16:02that you've had to endure
01:16:02and as of now
01:16:04you can consider yourself
01:16:05officially reinstated
01:16:06as captain
01:16:08you can consider yourself
01:16:10officially reinstated
01:16:11as captain
01:16:13thank you principal
01:16:14alright everyone
01:16:16sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:18I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:19but
01:16:20we have a game
01:16:21to get back to
01:16:22so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:23woo
01:16:24woo
01:16:25woo
01:16:25woo
01:16:26woo
01:16:26woo
01:16:26woo
01:16:27woo
01:16:27woo
01:16:28woo
01:16:29woo
01:16:30woo
01:16:31woo
01:16:32woo
01:16:32woo
01:16:43woo
01:16:43woo
01:16:44woo
01:16:44woo
01:16:45woo
01:16:46woo
01:17:02woo
01:17:09hey
01:17:09Allison
01:17:13the way I'm not even surprised
01:17:18hey you know what uh
01:17:21he's cool
01:17:21I think he knew before we did
01:17:25I love you kid
01:17:26Scott
01:17:27I love you too quarterback
01:17:28will be backよし
01:17:41t
01:17:43Iowa
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