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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do?
01:13Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you...
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a rhythm.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:04it's kind of genius.
03:11So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:43I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:45I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pausing in hockey.
03:50Bullshit.
03:50You get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you.
04:02I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on now.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Well Z.
04:24Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:45No, come on.
04:49Semi-nunity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please.
04:52Don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55D.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:00Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and
05:27how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:06individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th.
06:58Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, that's all.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:02Okay.
09:04What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on.
09:09It's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go. Thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, I really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:24What?
10:25Pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:32How can it be used to disrupt very quickly.
10:35Which could you break the door's gate?
10:36These disruptions.
10:37Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell?
10:41No.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:52Well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to
10:57And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:21He's looking now
11:37It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:42And then fell down the stairs
11:44Loudly
11:50Hear me, hear me
11:51We have a proclamation
11:53Stand by for the proclamation
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities
11:58Will take place this year
12:00At the Maxwell Summer Home in
12:02Cape Cod
12:03Thank you
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth
12:07The theme shall be twofers
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo
12:12After us, of course
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus
12:16Which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning
12:19So be there
12:20Or be there
12:22There is no other option
12:23Drum roll please
12:24Yes
12:38That is all
12:38That is all
12:39Thank you
12:41That was a lot
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year
12:49Wait
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret
12:59I got it
13:01Gonna need more words
13:03I'll give you two
13:05Hard launch
13:14I would just like to say
13:15This is the most absolutely unhinged plan
13:17And I'm obsessed with it
13:18And you
13:19None of the hockey people know
13:20Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know
13:23This has to seem real
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department
13:32We could be Beetlejuice
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving
13:46Well, I'm just saying
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do
13:56Okay, enough
13:57Listen, hockey man
13:58Let's just get one thing straight
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything
14:02Always now until the end of time
14:03Thank you
14:04But in this case
14:05You do gotta whip them thighs out
14:07Jules
14:07Sorry
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention
14:09We have to be boy hot, not girl hot
14:11Wait
14:11We?
14:13Oh, yeah
14:13Sean and I are coming
14:14I just decided
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need
14:18To shake us out of our funk
14:19You're already in the funk again
14:21You just got back together
14:22Even soulmates have ruts
14:24Or a series of ruts
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun
14:28To drive out to the party with you anyway
14:29So
14:29Yeah, no, you're coming to the game
14:32That wasn't part of the deal
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey
14:35It's got a point
14:36And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons
14:40Yeah, fake sex
14:41So much fake sex
14:42Ugh
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex
14:45You're having real sex
14:46Whatever
14:47My point is, fake is fun
14:48Um
14:50Okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny
14:55You're not
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one
15:03Come on
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year
15:07And the year before that
15:08And the year before that
15:08Well, all the cocky sons of bitches out there
15:10Think they can beat us
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%
15:14Brackets out of 110
15:15Read each other's minds
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%
15:20And then, um, give 10
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Breyer's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me
15:33And, uh, that's not a problem
15:34Because I expect the best of myself
15:35Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular
15:40You know, I need my locker to be in my locker
16:09Hey!
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett
16:15Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor
16:23Well, then you can stay
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir
16:30Good
16:31Do your best
16:32We need him out there
16:34I'm sorry
16:35Can't you just speak to his professor
16:37Or dean
16:39Or whatever
16:39If it's so important that he play
16:41I mean
16:42He didn't want me to
16:43What?
16:44Why?
16:46Yeah, you know, uh
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:49Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place
17:10Hey, thought we had a session
17:13Weight room
17:18Better hurry
17:19Garrett's tutor
17:20All right
17:25Yeah
17:28I must admit
17:30I can't explain
17:32Any of these thoughts
17:33Racing through my brain
17:35It's true
17:37Baby, I'm howling for you
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes
17:42I'm sorry
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining
17:46We'll reschedule
17:47Okay, wait
17:48Hold on, hold on
17:49I can multitask
17:51I'll just be, uh
17:52Locking out while studying lock
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover
17:58And I've never met a guy
17:58Who can genuinely do two things at once
18:02Well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson
18:08That was a joke
18:11Jesus
18:11You know, if we're gonna convince anyone
18:13That we're hooking up
18:14You can't freak out when I tease you
18:17We need to practice
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products
18:23Forget your oat milk
18:24This is serious
18:26You blush
18:28Whenever I come near you
18:29Get over yourself
18:30I don't blush
18:31Oh yeah?
18:46Oh yeah?
18:49Oh yeah?
18:50Oh yeah?
18:51Nothing
18:53Not bad.
18:56But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:04No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:27Don't blush.
19:52So this is tutoring?
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De Laurentiis' birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind is already on the after party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by jewels.
21:28I mean, their play-by-play was a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, here we go.
21:37You got this, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:47Hey, hey, jeez.
21:49Come on.
21:49Come on.
21:50Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the puck.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55Move it, move it, move it.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Plamidia during the welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Nine.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chatter tries to get the puck the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:13Graham's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, jeez.
22:15Pass it up.
22:17Yeah, right here.
22:17Come on.
22:18Good.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Take it up.
22:19Graham takes the load in.
22:22Yes.
22:23Goal.
22:27Pops absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Problem is, he knows it.
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23:07Come right here.
23:11Come on!
23:15You fucking dude.
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Damnony!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Damnony!
23:27Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:29Damnony!
23:31Damnony!
23:34Damnony!
23:36Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:39Damnony!
23:40Damnony!
23:40Come on!
23:41Moose!
23:42Maverick!
23:43Come on!
23:44Come on, baby!
23:45Oh, boy!
23:46Come on!
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you now.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:03Come on, baby!
24:04Oh, shit!
24:07Oh, shit!
24:09Well, I heard...
24:11You might have found something bad in you
24:13I still can't swallow.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good, because I feel like an absolute cliché.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sigtile takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You'll care.
24:31Oh, hey, thanks, man.
24:33No, thanks. I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game, no exceptions.
24:42Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots.
25:02Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh,
25:08you're cute, but we need you. Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chatham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on. Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:20It's okay.
25:28Hockey shots!
25:32Hockey shots!
25:32Fuck your heart!
25:34Fuck your heart!
25:36Fuck your heart!
25:38Fuck your heart!
25:39Fuck your heart!
25:39Fuck your heart!
25:40Thank you!
25:41Thank you!
25:42Woo!
25:44Woo!
25:45Woo!
25:46Hey!
25:47Hey!
25:49Jesus!
25:50Relax!
25:51Hey!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett.
26:13We all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:24There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering.
27:24But, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:26I mean, he's John's best friend.
27:28So, not really.
27:30John...
27:30My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34But, I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive looking human being.
27:38And sparks flu, as they do when people, um...
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
27:55All right.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man. I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:35Here, uh...
28:37Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that I took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42Good work.
29:43It's real.
29:45Mmm.
29:46There's getting right here.
29:47Yeah.
29:48There's getting over here.
29:48There's getting over here.
29:49The fire's getting dry.
29:51And we're staring at the sunrise.
29:53Put your thirsty over there.
29:55Put your thirsty over there.
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal.
30:01And you're closing in on me.
30:05Yeah.
30:06Yeah, you're an animal, an animal.
30:09I know that it just can't be this way
30:13I can't see you straight and my hands are tied
30:17I could be a type from your zombie bites
30:20I can't see you straight but the feeling's not
30:24Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:38I don't know her personally but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:42That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assist, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04I'm speechless to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:14If you're a party freak, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:21Break the sweat on the floor
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:24Don't stop, keep it moving
31:27Put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:33Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:36You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco
31:41London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:46You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:48Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I say no time
32:02I say no time
32:04I say no time
32:05I say no time
32:05I say no time
32:06I say no time
32:07I say no time
32:12I say no time
32:16I say no time
32:18I say no time
32:20I say no time
32:20I say no time
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:32Oh my god
32:34Justin's here
32:35Okay, be cool
32:36You're with me
32:39Hey
32:40He's just another guy
32:41Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh yeah
33:06Come here
33:07What?
33:17Okay
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us
33:22And he has
33:23You got him interested
33:24Now we gotta go
33:28Nobody's talking to someone
33:32Hey
33:33Watch the player
33:34Not the puck, Wellsey
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means
33:39It means
33:39Trust me
33:52This is the part
33:54Where I tell you all the things I wanna do to you
33:58When we're alone
33:59And I feel so blue
34:01I feel so blue
34:03I feel so blue
34:03I feel so blue
34:06I feel so blue
34:07You can wash
34:11You can wash
34:12My baby don't look for me
34:15When I get lost in off these trees
34:17See my soul but it's not me
34:19I'm with the crowd
34:21I cannot breathe
34:22My baby's no good for me
34:24Good for me
34:25You don't
34:35Oh thank god I'm exhausted
34:38Oh!
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:49Apology accepted
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:55Well
34:56That really sounds like a pickle
34:57You can't just decide
34:59Seems funny
34:59Seems like I just did
35:01Oh my god
35:01You're so stubborn
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two
35:08Absolutely not
35:09Okay, your loss
35:14Whoa
35:15You're pizza shit
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed
35:22No, okay
35:23You're right
35:24You should take the bed
35:28Wait, no
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed
35:31Because you feel bad for me
35:33Get back on the bed
35:34I'm taking the floor
35:35I don't need your pity
35:37It's all yours, see you in the morning
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago
35:39Take it
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor
35:42So am I
35:56What?
35:59Eh, nothing
36:00Can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods
36:22Impressive
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing
36:37Hmm
36:40Well, I don't know
36:40As soon as I could walk
36:41My dad put skates on me
36:43Was a lot of pressure on a kid
36:48Skating was the fun part
36:52Pressure was
36:56Getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough
37:01Of
37:02Chugging protein shakes and
37:05Lifting weights
37:08Missing birthday parties
37:10Because my dad
37:12Wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15In his fucking
37:17Whistle
37:19Whenever I
37:20Made a mistake
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:24Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it
37:37Spent my whole life
37:39Training for a dream
37:40And now I'm so close to it
37:41If I stopped I
37:44I don't know
37:46It makes sense
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice
37:53Yeah, right
37:56Fuck that
37:59Yeah
38:00Yeah, fuck that
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:10They let me run a drill for fun
38:13It wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker
38:23Oh my god, no, turn that off
38:25That's so embarrassing
38:28Oh my god
38:31Oh my god
38:52Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible
38:56In high school
38:58In high school
39:07They're really good
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage
39:30Octopage
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game
39:38I was...
39:40struggling
39:43And then...
39:45I heard someone singing
39:47I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:50Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized that sounds creepy, but...
40:08You were so...
40:11Like, genuine, you know?
40:16Free...
40:20You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on
40:35Let me see
40:42We...
40:43We did it!
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't just say that?
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13Not like the one on your Instagram?
41:16Uh, no
41:17I-I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know
41:33Uh, but I-I am working on something at the moment for the Pop Showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win?
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself? Like, can you collaborate?
42:13Yeah, sure as long as it's still mine
42:39Yeah, sure as long as it's still mine
42:43I love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay, yeah, whatever you say
42:55Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set will change your life
43:06Ha
43:07Ha
43:07Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
43:09Ha
43:09Ha
43:10Ha
43:37Ha
43:48Ha
43:49Hmm
44:08Ha
44:12I'm sorry.
44:14I'm sorry.
44:16I'm sorry.
44:45Anna.
44:47Hi. Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No. No.
44:55Cool.
45:23She's a fire sign.
45:25And I don't really know what that means.
45:28I'm a cold light.
45:30And I wanna be close to the heat.
45:32I don't want to get burned.
45:34I don't want love like that.
45:36But I can't go any further.
45:39Till I start coming back.
45:41I'm a rock star.
45:43And I'm never around when you need.
45:45Like a race car.
45:48Driving away from the scene.
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further.
45:57Till I start coming back.
46:00Turn me.
46:01All around.
46:02Right up. Side down.
46:04Spin me like a bird.
46:06And drop your finger on me.
46:09I feel so far.
46:11You're all I want.
46:13Spin me like a bird.
46:16And drop your finger on me.
46:18You push me in circles.
46:20To the edge of the earth.
46:21Where I can't go any further.
46:24Till I start coming back to you.
46:27I'm an addict.
46:29I'm addicted to her and to me.
46:31She's a magnet.
46:34Pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If I hold you too close.
46:38We'll do good things to go.
46:41Don't matter what happens.
46:42Wherever we end up, we'll come right back.
46:45Turn me all around.
46:48Right up.
46:49Side down.
46:50Spin me like a bird.
46:52And drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far.
46:57You're all I want.
46:59Spin me like a bird.
47:01And drop your finger on me.
47:03You push me in circles.
47:05To the edge of the earth.
47:07Where I can't go any further.
47:09Till I start coming back to you.
47:30Turn me all around.
47:33Right up.
47:34Side down.
47:35Spin me like a bird.
47:37And drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far.
47:42You're all I want.
47:44Spin me like a bird.
47:46And drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me all around.
47:51Right up.
47:52Side down.
47:53Spin me like a bird.
47:55And drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far.
48:00You're all I want.
48:02Spin me like a bird.
48:04And drop your finger on me.
48:06You push me in circles.
48:07Spin me like a bird.
48:33Spin me like a bird.
48:38всеLE líп.
48:41So that we can just.
48:41Those right this way.
48:42Three.
48:42Step on.
48:42Step on.
48:44Go into.
48:56The便.ину.
48:57Truths.
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