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Reborn for the Crown
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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house where I'm not
00:00:29Mia? Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean us up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still run the school of pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah, details.
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:31You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually, I came here for someone very special.
00:01:46I came back for you.
00:01:48Mia, um, can I talk to you later?
00:01:51It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:58Heh, actually, I wanna-
00:02:00Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show, so let's give them one.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:34Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again.
00:03:02Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Things changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:20That's acidity.
00:05:21Don't!
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention.
00:06:11Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't.
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to me.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a list.
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering.
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen.
00:07:52Stop.
00:07:53Stop.
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:11Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Con Con.
00:10:04You already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this.
00:10:09Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:23Even our parents want us together.
00:10:25It's destiny.
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B.
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:53You're right.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:03Yes.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08Ouch.
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See ya later, Misty.
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:26Um.
00:11:29Hi, Nia.
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia.
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:51Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh god.
00:13:02It's okay. Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:07And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Come in. Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her own win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list, item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The hotel wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go over!
00:17:00Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
00:17:14go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21How about that kiss?
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College. Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:30You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:46Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake or win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jess a bitch straights again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:35Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef, ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins...
00:21:36Now!
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39Let's put this in.
00:21:42Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:00That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:30Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:33Oops.
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:50Okay.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:23:00Time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their Prom Queens campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do her.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:55High School Bucket List, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Food fight!
00:25:10Popular Kids versus Kids!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:15Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what? No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:10Hm?
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 and $36.
00:26:44You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's it on again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35Haha.
00:27:36Like us.
00:27:37Together.
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:46Yeah.
00:27:53Good boy.
00:28:00Uh...
00:28:01Good boy.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:04Bye.
00:28:04Bye.
00:28:07Bye.
00:28:09Bye.
00:28:12Bye.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:07Actors abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Bicep brecchii.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Prectus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Dave, forget about that part.
00:29:54That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusius, where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:40No!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:40Oh my god!
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave.
00:33:59Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I think everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But, you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through.
00:35:50And vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Here you go.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13Let's pass before he's eating.
00:36:14Wait.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31You're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32Concon.
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:01I'm sorry.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere
00:39:12until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come
00:39:15if you get on your knees
00:39:17and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27You might have a bro with us.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey,
00:39:33frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal
00:39:40and opposite
00:39:41reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47We'll go to a party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into
00:40:00Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away
00:40:03together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid
00:40:11is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:14who is?
00:40:19You're...
00:40:23You are...
00:40:25not gonna believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show
00:40:41in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress
00:41:00for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that,
00:41:05she more than was.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Or not.
00:41:09I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:46Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well,
00:41:58it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her
00:42:01to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs
00:42:03are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic
00:42:07or something?
00:42:08No,
00:42:08I'm future girl,
00:42:09remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also,
00:42:12you've got to enjoy
00:42:13the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s
00:42:15are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well,
00:42:19if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay,
00:42:34future girl,
00:42:35if you really know
00:42:36everything that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey,
00:42:47ConCon.
00:42:48You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here
00:42:51so your party
00:42:52is not the total bust.
00:42:53And
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you
00:42:58in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazier
00:43:28Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:30She's so cute.
00:43:32Oh,
00:43:32on page four,
00:43:33there's a great Polaroid
00:43:34that I took
00:43:34of Mia Wedding herself
00:43:35in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails
00:43:48and everybody
00:43:50had braces,
00:43:51Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed
00:44:03to hurt me?
00:44:04Um,
00:44:05yeah,
00:44:06that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want
00:44:08your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out
00:44:11with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly
00:44:19since birth
00:44:20and now everybody
00:44:21knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:23a year ago,
00:44:24this book
00:44:25would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know
00:44:28everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you,
00:44:40if you keep messing
00:44:41with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible
00:44:43things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing
00:44:45on me, poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade
00:44:49basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait
00:44:56till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay,
00:44:59English much?
00:45:00You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl
00:45:02act is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato
00:45:19cookie.
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your
00:45:22stressed out
00:45:22baby pain.
00:45:23That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her
00:45:27that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic
00:45:29on her.
00:45:29Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful,
00:45:33Mia,
00:45:33and you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:46okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Flum it while you got it.
00:46:03Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No,
00:46:07you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09So somebody
00:46:11doesn't get it.
00:46:12Holy shit,
00:46:13Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes,
00:46:16Mia!
00:46:16Okay,
00:46:17Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck
00:46:18having my 18-year-old
00:46:19body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you
00:46:22pretending to be
00:46:23hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI,
00:46:25you will never
00:46:26be like us.
00:46:27You will never
00:46:28live
00:46:28like us.
00:46:29No,
00:46:29I want a better
00:46:32How about a game
00:46:33of truth or dare.
00:46:34I dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list
00:46:42item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone
00:46:45who's just as crazy
00:46:46as you.
00:46:48Who cares
00:46:49if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet
00:46:53I can do it
00:46:54even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those
00:47:07mouth-weakers
00:47:08have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye,
00:47:10Jazz.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her
00:47:16alcohol
00:47:17tastes like
00:47:17trash.
00:47:19Shh.
00:47:21I love you, too.
00:47:23I love you, too.
00:47:25I love you, too.
00:47:27I love you, too.
00:47:43Ow!
00:47:44Ah, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not
00:47:51waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least
00:47:55get me some ice.
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me
00:47:58ask again,
00:47:59bitches!
00:48:00You can't quit
00:48:01on me right now,
00:48:02Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you
00:48:05that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:12Hey.
00:48:13Hey, Mia.
00:48:14You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Huh.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought
00:48:21attempted murder
00:48:22would be a fun
00:48:23party game.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24I was trying
00:48:25to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know
00:48:27her giant head
00:48:28would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see
00:48:32that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:53Come on.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total
00:49:09smoke show in that
00:49:09bathing suit.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse
00:49:24and worse.
00:49:25And somehow,
00:49:26she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously, I...
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises
00:49:39you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl
00:49:41I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades
00:49:47up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, Tommy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:46I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:50You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing
00:51:00when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:13Well,
00:51:15you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen
00:51:18gets gifts
00:51:19for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else
00:51:27would do this
00:51:27for their class.
00:51:31I've never
00:51:32met anyone
00:51:33like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So,
00:51:41hate ball girl,
00:51:44what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me
00:51:47I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:51You're
00:51:53You're
00:51:55actually
00:51:55super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty
00:52:06perfect.
00:52:11No wonder
00:52:12I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say
00:52:22you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I
00:52:26meant
00:52:27that I was
00:52:28in love
00:52:29with
00:52:30being from the future.
00:52:32Because now
00:52:33I
00:52:33know
00:52:34all of these
00:52:35is awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So,
00:52:39so who do I
00:52:40get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So,
00:52:45you gotta get over
00:52:45that Britney crash
00:52:46because things
00:52:46get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know,
00:52:52I can actually
00:52:53read the future
00:52:54also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see
00:52:57in our future?
00:53:02Will you come
00:53:03to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Are you gonna
00:53:10invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure
00:53:13he
00:53:15will come
00:53:15to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting
00:53:19for me to get
00:53:19into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough
00:53:27about my dad.
00:53:27Actually,
00:53:28come on.
00:53:29You don't
00:53:29want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna
00:53:46love these,
00:53:47Mia.
00:53:48This will win
00:53:48you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:51But,
00:53:54I also just
00:53:55wanted to do
00:53:56something nice
00:53:57because
00:53:57in a few months
00:53:59we will all
00:54:00go our separate
00:54:00ways
00:54:02and who
00:54:03knows what'll
00:54:03happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style,
00:54:11besties.
00:54:12Oh,
00:54:14you're too
00:54:14late,
00:54:15Butterface.
00:54:16The class
00:54:17loved my gifts
00:54:18so much
00:54:19I already
00:54:19got all their
00:54:20votes.
00:54:34So you're
00:54:35buying votes
00:54:36now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just
00:54:39giving my
00:54:40besties
00:54:41the gifts
00:54:42they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm
00:54:44sure
00:54:44they'll like
00:54:45your, uh,
00:54:46goodwill
00:54:47hand-me-downs
00:54:48too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't
00:54:53even know
00:54:53their names.
00:54:55Of course
00:54:56I do.
00:54:57Well,
00:54:58the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest
00:55:00are freaks,
00:55:01not people.
00:55:02But hey,
00:55:02money talks,
00:55:03right?
00:55:04Even to
00:55:04losers
00:55:05with social
00:55:06rabies.
00:55:08But come
00:55:09on now,
00:55:09let's see
00:55:09what you
00:55:09got.
00:55:18look,
00:55:19trailer trash Barbie
00:55:21got you all
00:55:22toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci
00:55:26earrings.
00:55:33at least my
00:55:34gifts mean
00:55:35something.
00:55:36Um,
00:55:37they mean
00:55:37that you're
00:55:39a peasant
00:55:39trying to take
00:55:40on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't
00:55:42because you're
00:55:43a nobody,
00:55:44Mia.
00:55:45Do you want
00:55:46to try saying
00:55:46that again?
00:55:47Relax,
00:55:48Jack Bauer.
00:55:49brutal honesty
00:55:51is an act
00:55:52of love
00:55:53and I
00:55:54love
00:55:54all my
00:55:55subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look.
00:56:17OMG,
00:56:17you're
00:56:18twin.
00:56:27Marge Simpson
00:56:28hair,
00:56:29pancake face,
00:56:30Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean,
00:56:31it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh,
00:56:34and con con,
00:56:34here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best
00:56:36for the basketball
00:56:37captain.
00:56:40I don't want
00:56:41anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a
00:56:44brand new
00:56:45limited edition
00:56:46PS2?
00:56:51No matter
00:56:52what I do,
00:56:53this always
00:56:54gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen,
00:56:56Connor,
00:56:56what am I
00:56:57even doing
00:56:57here?
00:57:01Bribes
00:57:01aren't my
00:57:01thing.
00:57:03Maybe you
00:57:04should ask
00:57:04Principal Davis
00:57:05though.
00:57:05He might
00:57:06be down.
00:57:08Hey,
00:57:09Mia,
00:57:09wait.
00:57:10Hand out
00:57:10the gifts
00:57:11that you
00:57:11brought.
00:57:12They're
00:57:13special.
00:57:14Not because
00:57:15they're expensive
00:57:15or fancy,
00:57:16but because
00:57:16they're from
00:57:17you.
00:57:17No,
00:57:18no,
00:57:18no,
00:57:18they're
00:57:19stupid.
00:57:20And she,
00:57:21she won
00:57:22this one,
00:57:22so let's
00:57:23just go.
00:57:23Just trust
00:57:24me.
00:57:26They're
00:57:26gonna love
00:57:26them.
00:57:27Hey,
00:57:27you guys,
00:57:29Mia has
00:57:29gifts for
00:57:29all of you,
00:57:30and you're
00:57:31gonna love
00:57:31them.
00:57:33Shh.
00:57:37Hey,
00:57:38hey.
00:57:59so I know
00:58:01these aren't
00:58:01coach bags
00:58:03or Tiffany
00:58:03bracelets,
00:58:04but I hope
00:58:07come under
00:58:08the real
00:58:08world.
00:58:09You'll
00:58:10remember
00:58:10them.
00:58:12Mia,
00:58:12what did
00:58:13you do?
00:58:18How'd you know
00:58:18I wanted to be
00:58:19an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told
00:58:22anybody I wanted
00:58:23to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented
00:58:28than you know.
00:58:30You just need
00:58:31a cool artist
00:58:32name,
00:58:33like
00:58:34Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be
00:58:47an amazing
00:58:47songwriter.
00:58:48Just write
00:58:50about that
00:58:50breakup,
00:58:51Taylor.
00:58:55That's just
00:58:56a little reminder
00:58:57to keep
00:58:58following your
00:58:59dreams.
00:58:59be
00:59:00Jordan.
00:59:03Mia,
00:59:04these are
00:59:05incredible,
00:59:06but I'm
00:59:08kind of
00:59:09confused
00:59:09by my
00:59:10gift.
00:59:11Just
00:59:12wait a few
00:59:12years.
00:59:13You're
00:59:14going to be
00:59:14filthy rich.
00:59:16And
00:59:17you deserve
00:59:18it.
00:59:23Everybody
00:59:24shut up!
00:59:25Why the
00:59:26hell are they
00:59:26all cheering
00:59:27for you?
00:59:28Why don't
00:59:29you open
00:59:30your gift
00:59:30and find
00:59:30out?
00:59:31I got
00:59:32one for
00:59:32you too.
00:59:38You trash,
00:59:39you
00:59:40primes.
00:59:40boo.
00:59:42All right.
00:59:42Stop.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:44All right.
00:59:45Fine.
00:59:45You're
00:59:45safe.
00:59:49Please.
00:59:52Hey,
00:59:53um,
00:59:56this one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:19A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27Do everything with your dad
01:00:30While you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:37Thank you
01:00:41Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50That's all I want
01:01:02For you, I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats, looks like you went over the class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey everyone
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36What?
01:02:36Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects
01:02:41Let's hear your voice
01:02:46Attention everyone
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:53Just volunteered
01:02:55To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:14Come on, Mia
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:19Hey
01:03:21Hey, yes you can
01:03:22Show them all what you can do
01:03:26All of them
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32Yes
01:03:33Just don't look at them
01:03:35Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia
01:03:38Get your can of water ready
01:03:40This is going to be legendary
01:03:44I believe in you
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:03:59Hi everyone
01:04:01Please rise
01:04:16Oh
01:04:24Just look at me
01:04:26Just look at me
01:04:34Oh say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:26The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:21See
01:06:23Everyone loves you more
01:06:41If you want to win you got to give them a show right
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh nothing that I um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:59Shit that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey
01:07:06Connor you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:11Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:20Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:31I trust you
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:16Has the ball
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three pointer
01:08:31He's going to risk it all on the three pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:38Yes he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249 to 48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A
01:08:59And now this
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry
01:09:10For missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pimply mouth breather isn't going to steal Con Con
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No no he won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for
01:10:17It's you Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:24Holy sick
01:11:13Good morning beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:23You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and
01:11:29Do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:36And you passed
01:11:37With flying colors
01:11:44Okay say we do
01:11:47Skip class
01:11:49And what about
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:00You're never going to let that go
01:12:04Stupid
01:12:05It's
01:12:06It's just that
01:12:07You're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out
01:12:11That I've liked you since
01:12:12Ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like
01:12:16Chewbacca back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:21And those
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25No you didn't
01:12:26Yeah
01:12:26So hot
01:12:31Okay so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me though
01:12:36Oh you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes please
01:12:38Oh well I gotta do it properly
01:12:44Mia Watkins
01:12:46Will you
01:12:53Will you officially
01:12:54Be my prom date
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes I will go with you
01:13:02And I will absolutely
01:13:04Be your girlfriend
01:13:11Come on
01:13:12Let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes
01:13:15You said
01:13:16No
01:13:16I am going to give you
01:13:22The perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight
01:13:29Maybe she's going to
01:13:31I don't know
01:13:34You want to beg at the game
01:13:36Maybe she's given up
01:13:40No
01:13:43She won't
01:13:47I know she won't
01:13:48Because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry
01:13:54Say it again
01:13:56Okay
01:13:58This is going to sound insane
01:13:59Chris but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:07I'm from the future
01:14:17Okay
01:14:19Yeah the future
01:14:20Cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:24Or the cops
01:14:25Or an exorcist?
01:14:28No
01:14:28No you're not
01:14:30Mia you're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:34If you say you're from the future
01:14:37I believe you
01:14:43Okay look
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop
01:14:45How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay um
01:14:50They get off the island
01:14:52Lance does come out
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:56The future's violent
01:14:58You have no idea
01:14:59But this dance could change my life
01:15:03Actually
01:15:05So will you help me
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth
01:15:13That is Jess
01:15:16Let's go
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:46Thanks
01:15:47Hopefully I'll look
01:16:03Welcome
01:16:04Students
01:16:05To this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:08Senior Prom
01:16:10You have one hour left
01:16:16To vote
01:16:17For this year's
01:16:18Prom King
01:16:18And Prom Queen
01:16:21Yay
01:16:24Ready to go back
01:16:26To being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy
01:16:28After I win
01:16:30We're going down
01:16:31Watkins
01:16:32Bring it on
01:16:34Jessica
01:16:38Okay
01:16:46You look so good
01:16:49Black is definitely
01:16:50Your color
01:16:50Oh thanks
01:16:51FYI
01:16:52This is your last chance
01:16:53To make the right choice
01:16:57Oh my god
01:16:58Give it up Jessica
01:17:00Jessica I don't
01:17:01I want Mia
01:17:03But I want you
01:17:05We are perfect together
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09When you can have an icon
01:17:11Oh shut up and look hot
01:17:13Con Con
01:17:14Think about your future
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing
01:17:21It could be
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25And stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28You can be better than this
01:17:30Jess
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before
01:17:37But open it
01:17:47Just
01:17:49Hey
01:17:50Don't
01:17:50Do what you're planning
01:17:52To do tonight
01:17:52Okay
01:17:55It could save your future
01:17:56If you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning
01:18:04On doing anything
01:18:05Other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20There are kids doing drugs
01:18:22In the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's cracking
01:18:27I don't know
01:18:27But just go get them
01:18:30Hurry
01:18:30They are dying
01:18:53Everyone
01:18:53It is time to count the votes
01:18:55For this year's prom queen
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02To the stage
01:19:03Mia Watkins
01:19:04Jessica Hart
01:19:08And as expected
01:19:10Give it up for your prom king
01:19:12Basketball all star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes
01:19:36Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:49Who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55And represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:06I shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself
01:20:12The past four years
01:20:14I wasn't good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29The misfits
01:20:31The outcasts
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34Alone
01:20:37You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:50Alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52And the votes are in
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner
01:21:01And
01:21:02Your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06Winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey
01:21:20It's okay
01:21:21This is your moment
01:21:22You earned it
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile king
01:21:36It's for the yearbook
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believed to me
01:21:51Out of the way freak
01:21:53This is for royalty only
01:21:55Oh shut it
01:21:579021 ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia
01:22:15And I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:17What?
01:22:19What?
01:22:19No
01:22:19These are fake
01:22:22Principal Davis
01:22:23This is a set up
01:22:24Mia
01:22:25Is this true?
01:22:27No
01:22:28No
01:22:28Actually
01:22:30Jessica lied
01:22:32Bribed
01:22:33Bribed
01:22:33And cheated her way to the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:36Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won
01:22:40Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it from me
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Show of hands
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59She actually voted for me
01:23:01I never doubted that
01:23:03Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot
01:23:24And I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:26What more do you people want?
01:23:46I'm skinny
01:23:47Jessica first you cheated
01:23:48Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:52Security
01:23:53No
01:23:54No
01:23:55It was Mia
01:23:56She knows things
01:23:58She's like a psychic
01:24:00Or a witch
01:24:00Or something
01:24:01I swear
01:24:01Bye bye
01:24:03Bimbo
01:24:04No
01:24:14She's so nasty
01:24:17That's nothing
01:24:17Mia
01:24:18Tell me
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years
01:24:19No
01:24:20No
01:24:20This isn't right
01:24:22You suck
01:24:25You're a cheater
01:24:28Curse on you
01:24:29Queen
01:24:29Bitch
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:36No I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:38I want you to
01:24:41Kalee no matter when
01:24:43Or where
01:24:43You are
01:24:44You can find me
01:24:47Time traveling nerd
01:24:50Right here
01:25:04You're
01:25:05Yeah
01:25:05Hey
01:25:06Yeah
01:25:09You okay
01:25:11I'm good
01:25:11What happened
01:25:13What happened
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You all right?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember, she got arrested at prom.
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happens in your year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:37Me a Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yeah.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess
01:27:13some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:35I was like, I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:36I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:36I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:37I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:37I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:37I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:40I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:43I'm not going to be the best.
01:27:46Like you
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