00:00:00I'm a black man.
00:00:02I'm a black man.
00:00:04I'm a black man.
00:00:07I'm a black man.
00:00:07This is a big mess.
00:00:09What are you doing?
00:00:14You're welcome.
00:00:17You will have a beautiful woman.
00:00:19You're welcome.
00:00:20This is the story of the鲤鱼精?
00:00:27You're welcome.
00:00:29I'm going to send you back home.
00:00:30I'm going to send you back to the鲤鱼.
00:00:34It's so weird.
00:00:36It's not a鲤鱼精.
00:00:53Mother, you don't die.
00:01:05You're not.
00:01:07You're welcome.
00:01:13Chancellor, you're a female.
00:01:20I don't know.
00:01:47我乃当今皇上,微服出游的时候出了意外,掉进了江里,漂了一夜,幸好被你这丫头捞起来。姑娘
00:01:55,你救驾有功,只要你把朕送回去,想要什么赏赐都行,朕甚至可以封你一个郡主当的。这人不会是被水泡坏了脑子吧?
00:02:11爷爷临去世那几年,脑子就是这样糊里糊涂,一会儿说自己是太上老君下凡,一会儿又说自己是条鱼。
00:02:19对付这样的老人家,我有经验,就是哄着他。是
00:02:29,皇帝陛下,您这一身都湿透了,要不要先换身衣服?
00:02:40对,先伺候朕更衣,再寻御医前来。真的
00:02:50,脸怎么这么疼?
00:03:06三叔,这老丈落水了,你帮他换身干衣服吧,顺便借你一套粗布衣裳。
00:03:22这老头是什么人?连衣服都不会穿,我想帮他一把,还嫌我手粗。
00:03:45让他进来伺候朕更衣。你个老不休
00:03:51,让一个黄花大闺女给你穿衣服,看老子怎么教训你。三叔息怒
00:03:54,他脑子有点不正常。
00:04:00朕更衣一向是宫女伺候的,怎么就成老不休?算了
00:04:05,算了,朕不跟你一般见识。姑娘
00:04:23,你何时送朕回去?你家住哪里
00:04:26?住京城。
00:04:26啥?大爷
00:04:32,你知不知道京城离这里有多远?那你送朕回城里的行宫
00:04:35?行宫咋走?这,朕也不知
00:04:42,从前都是乘车外出。这老头病得可真不轻。
00:04:48大爷,大爷,先吃饭吧,吃完饭再商量如何送你回去。除了打鱼
00:04:58,我烧鱼也是一把好手。
00:05:11好香啊,二娘许久不做鱼汤了,今日倒是有兴致。
00:05:17今天捞上来一个落水的老头,受了寒给他熬的,他糊涂了,连自己是谁,家住哪儿都不记得。
00:05:31大胆,谁让你直视朕的龙眼?
00:05:55听说了吗?二娘这儿收留了个自称是皇帝的糊涂老头。确实糊涂得不清。
00:06:05各位大哥,这几日可有听说谁家走失了老人的消息。他不是装糊涂吧
00:06:12,天天在你这儿蹭吃蹭喝的。随他去吧,一口吃的还能把咱们吃穷了
00:06:20?这船板太硬,搁得真腰疼。
00:06:26这葫芦声,比打雷还响,还让不让人睡了?这道豆腐烧鱼
00:06:37,连御厨都做不出这滋味。等朕回宫后,定封你为御膳房总管。说的跟真的似的
00:06:40,回宫回宫,我看你是回去见你祖宗。他都糊涂成那样了
00:06:44,你就别跟他较真了。大胆,敢对朕无礼。
00:06:56我渐渐发觉,老头可能并没糊涂。他说的
00:07:02,也许是真的。
00:07:13两位客官,吃点什么?听说
00:07:27,你这儿有个几日前落水的老头。你们找他?
00:07:39老爷子,小的来接您回去,外面人多眼砸,回去老爷子别生长。这两个人
00:07:55,有问题。
00:08:04免礼。儿娘
00:08:05,你瞧见了吧?朕
00:08:12!我可没说大话。他们真是你家人
00:08:14,你怎么好像不认识他们的样子
00:08:19?我手下精兵,不,家丁千千万,哪能个个都认识。这肯定是我哪个儿子手下的
00:08:25,总之不会有错。
00:08:36他真是皇上。我们家老爷子
00:08:37,这有问题,我们都得哄着他。我就说嘛,他要是皇帝
00:08:46,我就是天王老子。老爷子,时候不早了,我们这就启程吧。
00:08:50天都黑了,两位想必也赶了很久的路,先吃了饭再走吧。我可告诉你们
00:09:02,错过了这口,你们满天下都找不到这么好吃的鱼。
00:09:18我就说好吃。姑娘
00:09:19,你把我家老爷子伺候得这么周到,我家主子肯定会感谢你的。请姑娘一定与在下捅我。
00:09:27正好乘我的船,我送你们回家。
00:09:53你们干什么?
00:09:54对不住了,老爷子,那日坠船还以为您死了,没想到你命这么大。你们这是弑君
00:10:04,是铸九族的大罪,谁指使的你们?小五,别听他的。今夜
00:10:11,咱们把所有知情的人都杀了
00:10:13,谁会知道。
00:10:20两位英雄别乱来,我就是个打鱼的,这事和我没关系,帮我放了吧。谁让你多管闲事收留他
00:10:32,现在凡是掺和这事的人,都别想轻易脱身。可惜了你做的那艘好鱼
00:10:34,要是识相点,就别蹚这浑水。放开他,你们休要为难无辜之人。
00:10:45不好,被人发现了,快动手。该死
00:10:55,刚才的饭在里,动了手脚。好,你
00:10:59,你是开黑店的。
00:11:20你才是开黑店的,本姑娘可是正经的生意人。
00:11:23我们这样无权无视的小民,总是要有些自保的手段。二娘
00:11:32,你是如何发现这两人有问题的?
00:11:37我在江边摆摊多年,这里鱼龙混杂,三教九流的人见过无数。他们见到你是不是惊喜
00:11:48,而是第一时间隔着包袱握紧了刀兵,眼中杀意一闪而过。我和乔三哥当时就看出来端倪。韭菜做好后
00:11:53,我们暗中在他俩的碗边和筷子头抹上了迷药。
00:11:54这样,大家一起坐下吃菜后,他们便没有起疑,之后我便自高奋勇送他们回家,实则是放心不下。若是我们误会了他俩
00:12:06,便一起到主人家赔个不是,若没误会。怎么样,我们可又救了你一命,这回你不赏我个王爷当的。他们居然盼着朕死
00:12:17,还三反五次地害朕,这真是瞎了眼。
00:12:23你别哭,别哭啊,都这么大岁数了,我刚才说笑的,不用你封我当王爷。当
00:12:29,怎么不当,等朕杀了那几个逆贼,不仅封你当王爷,还要封你当铁帽子王。你先能回去再说吧
00:12:45,又来了。我看你们怎么跑,等他们醒了
00:12:47,好好审问。
00:12:48没用的,他们敢刺杀朕,一定是死士,等醒过来若不能逃走,就会自杀。那咋办
00:12:57,好不容易抓活的,总不能干瞪眼吧。首先,朕要先回行宫
00:13:01,见到我的御林军统领,此人对朕忠心耿耿,一定不会叛变。拉倒吧,你在他眼皮子底下都被推进江里
00:13:09,他还可靠。
00:13:10还有啊,你别老振振的,生怕引不来追兵杀你。大爷
00:13:13,你还是改个名字吧,现在敌暗我名,小心为上。那就叫我龙大爷吧
00:13:34,还不如直接叫皇上呢,这老头真是没救了。死了?
00:13:39龙大爷说的没错吧,见行动失败又无法逃脱,只能死。除了知道其中一人叫长久化
00:13:49,我们根本不知道想要杀你的人是谁。不用查,越有可能做皇上的人越有嫌疑
00:13:55,肯定是朕的哪个好儿子干的。大皇子和二皇子都在京城做王爷,势力盘根错节
00:14:01,只有三皇子早早被发配到了偏远的封地,反倒是最安全的。老夫决定了,先去投奔三儿子。
00:14:06走水路快些,正好三叔撑船带我们一起南下。
00:14:28龙老头,你怎么确定不是你的小儿子心怀怨恨,想找人杀了你呢?
00:14:38毕竟你把他扔那么远。这你就不懂了吧
00:14:40,朕身边守卫森严,若想把手伸到朕的禁军侍卫中,肯定是有权势的人。老三已赴封地多年
00:14:49,他早就没这个能力了。
00:14:52况且我这小儿子自小就心思单纯,号称一根筋,不识变通,让他造反比登天还难。
00:14:58原来是欺负老师人,荣华富贵没他份,落了难倒想起人家来了。
00:15:19都说此地穷山恶水,民智未开,多穷凶的恶民,如今看来,根本不是那么回事啊。
00:15:26这老头子,自己儿子的封地都不了解。老张打扰了
00:15:37,请问荣王府如何走?姑娘是来深渊
00:15:40,还是求米求粮?这有何分别?若是深渊
00:15:47,荣王他老人家每日在县衙座堂一个时辰
00:15:48,专收壮职。若是求米求粮,就去护正登记。凡是辖区内的,都可按家中人口零米零粮。
00:15:56还可以领种子耕种。听老张的口气
00:16:03,这位荣王殿下还真是个大善人呢。姑娘,你们几位是外地人吧
00:16:06?居然不知道荣王殿下的大名
00:16:08,他老人家,可是当今圣上的亲儿子,是我们的大恩人。对对对,现在家家户户都给他老人家供长生牌位
00:16:16,希望他健健康康,长命百岁,才能保佑我们方圆周氏的百姓平安。
00:16:21他老人家,朕还没称老人家呢?这逆子倒先被叫上了
00:16:27,还供长生牌位。
00:16:57几位外乡人,可是来投亲的。这位大哥
00:17:00,我们是来找荣王的,这位老人家是荣王的远房亲戚,特来投奔。找咱们荣王殿下
00:17:08,那可是个大好人。这些年,兴修水利
00:17:10,广州农田,咱们这穷山恶水的地方,硬是被他治理成了鱼米之乡。
00:17:15可不是吗?严明励志,讲乏分明,老百姓日子好过了,全念着荣王和他老子当今皇上的恩典。老三
00:17:28?那个最不受宠的老三?你们要是直接去荣王府
00:17:31,肯定铺个空,这个时辰,荣王一定在田间查看呢。顺着这条路往前走
00:17:39,那片最大的稻田就是。多谢大哥。
00:18:05哪位是荣王殿下?这哪是老人家?
00:18:23分明是个大好青年啊。父皇?
00:18:36简直岂有此理,乱臣贼子,人人得而诸致。
00:18:48姑娘和大叔高义,三番五次救我父皇性命,感激之情,难以言表。先受本王一拜。殿下客气了
00:18:57,今天既然已经把人送到
00:18:59,我和三叔的任务也完成了,明日我们必要告辞。
00:19:11不能走,朕还要带你回京,封你做郡主呢。
00:19:29舒坦啊,想我江上跑了大半辈子船的泥腿子,风里来,雨里去,没成想也有一天能过上这有钱人被人伺候的日子。
00:19:45皇上现在是惊强之鸟,谁也不信,就信咱们俩。荣王当然得伺候好我们。这是臣新引进的品种。今年收成
00:20:00,定能翻上一番。产量高
00:20:01,米质也好。
00:20:03好啊,能让百姓吃饱饭,才是真本事。欠债还钱
00:20:11,天经地义,见你三日内,归还农户两款,为者重罚。王爷英明,清天大老爷啊。这小子
00:20:20,断案倒是公正有度,有张法。
00:20:28朕这个向来不显山不漏水的荣王,竟在这偏远之地,做出了一番脚踏实地的大事业。朕
00:20:38,以前看走眼了呀。
00:20:45二娘啊,多放点辣子。朕
00:20:51,老夫就爱吃你这口重味的。民间美食
00:20:54,果然远胜宫廷玉业啊。得嘞,您老就瞧好吧
00:21:01,保准辣得您直冒汗。
00:21:03哦,王爷和那位主,这是在干嘛?别看
00:21:12,都没看见。二娘
00:21:15,你看这画面。老子拨蒜
00:21:17,儿子劈柴,媳妇掌勺。看上去,你们倒像一家三口。三叔不要胡说
00:21:30,荣王殿下是皇亲国戚。
00:21:32我只不过是个普普通通的打鱼女,如何能相提并论
00:21:38?这要是传出去,可是要掉脑袋的。
00:22:08这接驾的队伍怎么还不来?这几天刺客一波接一波的。朕正把老骨头迟早要交代在这里。这几天刺客一波接一波的。这几天刺客一波接一波的。朕正把老骨头迟早要交代在这里。这几天刺客一波接一波的。
00:22:17这几天刺客一波的。一波的。再几天刺客一波好。杀。一个不留
00:22:30!休enth,我负。剥掉一波、秋
00:22:39talkin。
00:22:44父皇,快走。
00:22:47找死!
00:22:58这儿。
00:23:06荣王,我的好儿子,你怎么样了?
00:23:11儿臣没事,只要父皇安好。
00:23:34我儿千金之体,怎么能以身犯险呢?
00:23:39赶紧派别的人来保护朕。
00:23:48父皇才是千金之体,儿子为父为君,万死不辞。
00:23:52佩佩!
00:23:53什么万死不辞?
00:23:55将来你要肩负社稷,怎么能死呢?
00:24:05儿臣,儿臣告退。
00:24:17真是个呆子,这个时候不该表表忠心推辞一下吗?
00:24:21怪不得在这穷乡聘壤这些年,无人问惊。
00:24:30儿娘,这些日子,朕一直想问你,你是想做郡主,还是想做朕的儿媳妇呢?
00:24:40原来那日乔三叔的话,皇上也听见了。
00:24:47皇上莫怪,我可不想过这样整日提心吊胆的日子。
00:24:50你要是有心,不如赐我米面钱财,我乐得逍遥自在。
00:25:04说得也在理,若你真成了儿媳妇,倒不好整日让你烧鱼给朕吃了。
00:25:17天天惦记着吃,真是个馋醉的老头。
00:25:20天天惦记着吃,真是个馋醉的老头。
00:25:29天天惦记着吃,真是个馋醉的老头。
00:25:32对。
00:25:33保护王爷,保护皇上。
00:25:52这。
00:25:53这铮杖,连这苍蝇也飞不进来了。
00:25:56。
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00:26:12大张旗鼓地闹了半个月,来接皇上回宫的队伍,终于到了。
00:26:19。
00:26:26皇上,看到您安然无恙,臣就算死也瞑目了。
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00:27:52诸位乡亲,莫要悲伤,朕自会派清廉秦政,爱民如此的好官来接替。
00:28:06至于你们爱戴的荣王,一块封地如何能施展报复?
00:28:16朕还要对他为以重任,希望他不要辜负朕的期望。
00:28:27看来荣王殿下要一飞冲天了。
00:28:55想起刚入荣王府那几日,这呆子天天向我请教如何和他爹相处。
00:29:07她是你亲爹,你不知道她的脾气喜好?
00:29:19她是高高在上的皇上,而本王只是不受宠的皇子。
00:29:22从小到大,都没见过父皇起面。
00:29:27不过,看晚姑娘和父皇相处,嬉笑怒骂全凭自己心意。
00:29:33就是最得宠的大皇哥和二皇哥,当年在父皇面前也不敢如此随意。
00:29:40不知姑娘有何秘诀。
00:29:42哪有什么秘诀,我不过是把皇上当成普通的老人家。
00:29:51你看平常人家如何对待自家老人,你便如何对待皇上就行了。
00:29:56原来如此。
00:30:04老三,你这是作甚。
00:30:07自己爹有危险,当儿子的自然是要贴身保护。
00:30:22得到现任和未来皇上的感激和信任!
00:30:27以后的荣华富贵是跑不了了,到时还不得封为一个御刺捕鱼。
00:30:39得到现任和未来皇上的感激和信任,
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00:31:42白日做梦,几个如羞未干的逆子,以为朕的江山是如此轻易就能颠覆的吗?
00:31:53皇上,陈来时留了个心眼,将虎夫带了出京,只要能平安逃离此地,便可调动兵马,迅速评判。
00:32:02好,好,最近的兵马在何处?
00:32:07山城军,据此有三天的路程。
00:32:11父皇,大皇子叛军已将封地陆陆为死,我们根本出不去,唯一的突破口,就是走水路。
00:32:20可是,可是什么?
00:32:23玉林军都是京城来的汉鸭子,只善陆战,不善成船。若是在江上遇到追兵,恐怕……
00:32:37你们看着我干嘛? 不会是想指望我一个小小的打鱼女,来力挽狂澜吧?
00:32:43唉,你们皇家的银子还真是难赚啊。
00:32:52儿子怎能眼睁睁看着父皇置身危险,我愿意护着父皇一起闯出去。
00:32:56荣王,我的好儿子!
00:33:03臣誓死护陛下和荣王殿下,一同前往山城军。
00:33:05唉,二娘啊,你看,这……
00:33:19行了,行了,帮人帮到底,送佛送到西,我我二娘做事有始有终,这次都带上。
00:33:27唉,多谢二娘,多谢二娘。
00:33:37二娘,有劳了。
00:33:52真是便宜了那小子。
00:33:53堂堂皇子,难道还配不上碗姑娘?
00:33:57二娘的手艺和人品,谁能娶到她,是福气。
00:34:04二娘。
00:34:05姑娘添麻烦了……
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00:34:10不麻烦,当时委屈殿下要和我做一对渔工渔婆了。
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