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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:13And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:22Now she would know the truth.
00:00:25She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:45The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:50Resets the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:10The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:36His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And lower.
00:01:44And.
00:01:47Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:49So.
00:01:50How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:53Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling.
00:01:56Right?
00:01:57Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:59Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth.
00:02:03Right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:08We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:12Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29What?
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:35Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:43What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:47Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:50Well, why don't you just chat GBT?
00:02:53Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:02I should be writing.
00:03:03Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:25Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:30You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Miss Longcliffe still has some time before 3 p.m.
00:03:49Hurry.
00:03:50Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:56I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:59Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:03Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth, the biggest name in fiction.
00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel.
00:04:33I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:37I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:42I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:46That hair.
00:04:47The face of a generation.
00:04:49Exactly.
00:04:51Normally, I can get any guy I want.
00:04:53Anytime I want.
00:04:55Just look at me.
00:04:56But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:01What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire?
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:36It's all just fiction.
00:05:38Made up.
00:05:39Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:43I'll double your next advance.
00:05:46How's 50K sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:58You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:09Showtime.
00:06:23So we meet again.
00:06:26Guess I wasn't dreaming.
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:38Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking.
00:06:44Who's her friend?
00:06:47Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:54Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:07:00What were you saying about a party?
00:07:02My people will explain everything.
00:07:04Open.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer.
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13Okay.
00:07:13I'm the stylist.
00:07:15I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:28Lisa, hurry up.
00:07:32I need a little flicker right here.
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:35Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:44You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:55Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:03Ah, no.
00:08:04I hate parties.
00:08:05You know this.
00:08:06Oh, come on.
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen.
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:13Come on.
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:24What?
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is somebody here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what to say.
00:08:34Ryan.
00:08:35I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:38No!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:42Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:48Ah!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:51Ah!
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:53I am so sorry.
00:08:55I didn't mean to.
00:08:56The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:03Lisa.
00:09:04A word!
00:09:07Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job!
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:13All will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:18Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29Mmm.
00:09:29She's quiet.
00:09:30She speaks in riddles.
00:09:32She has an ethereal eroticism to her.
00:09:35Like a sexy alien.
00:09:38That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring.
00:09:40He'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus, I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:49You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:53I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa.
00:10:08What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16That was a bad joke.
00:10:18I feel like I'm falling on my face here too, even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:23So.
00:10:25Max.
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:35Oh no.
00:10:36You know.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles, I didn't mean literally.
00:10:40Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:53It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:02No.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:07Just.
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle, for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here.
00:11:19But.
00:11:20And please.
00:11:22Respect the personal space.
00:11:24Okay?
00:11:27Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet.
00:11:30Giselle.
00:11:31Just fucking stop.
00:11:32Okay?
00:11:32You're ruining everything.
00:11:36I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana.
00:11:39Right.
00:11:40Now.
00:11:40Now.
00:11:41Ah.
00:11:42Yes dad.
00:11:43Ah.
00:11:43Ah.
00:11:45Ah.
00:11:45Ah.
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:50Ah.
00:11:50Ah.
00:11:51Ah.
00:11:53Ah.
00:11:55Ah.
00:11:55Ah.
00:11:55Ah.
00:11:56Ah.
00:11:58Ah.
00:11:58Ah.
00:11:58Ah.
00:11:59Ah.
00:12:00Ah.
00:12:00You're not even fit to be a romance author.
00:12:03Not at my company.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05I I'm begging you miss van Cleft I can't lose my publishing deal.
00:12:08I'm supporting my mom.
00:12:09She needs me.
00:12:13Look.
00:12:14You're on thin…fucking ice, Lisa.
00:12:18Thank you, miss van Cleft.
00:12:19Don't since me!
00:12:21Go get me, my man.
00:12:30nice pool tell me all about la i should be home with you mom i can roll around on my
00:12:36own for a
00:12:36few days so what's the hubbub i actually can't talk about it because i signed an nda but the
00:12:42good news is i might be getting a big bonus if i don't screw things up when have you messed
00:12:47anything up except your dating life mom speaking of i made you a tinder profile you already have
00:12:53matches remember billy from high school he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you maybe too sexy
00:13:00could you please not butt into my love life i know i haven't dated in a while but that doesn't
00:13:05mean i
00:13:06want my mom playing matchmaker wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer heidi brushfire
00:13:11was really a spinster in training from rural indiana hopefully miss von klemp doesn't find out
00:13:18i have to get to work
00:13:45this is hopeless i've been reading dating books
00:13:48all day and i haven't learned anything that could help miss von klemp i'm screwed
00:14:03i'm so sorry
00:14:09please don't recognize me please don't recognize me
00:14:13you're giselle's friend right
00:14:16the clumsy one
00:14:18a week ago i would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:22now i wish i was dead
00:14:23hey
00:14:25why are you crying
00:14:27okay
00:14:39i was just um reading a sad book
00:14:48and what were you reading
00:14:51think lisa you're a writer you know about books
00:14:55wait i know withering heights
00:14:58not a lie it does make me cry
00:15:01withering heights well that's one of my favorites
00:15:04it makes me cry too
00:15:06it's so beautiful
00:15:08and tragic
00:15:10you like romance
00:15:11yeah i used to
00:15:13hey let me help you
00:15:15i got it really
00:15:26is this yours
00:15:28i'm not stalking you i promise
00:15:31you can admit you like me
00:15:38okay
00:15:39i'm a fan
00:15:41i read your books
00:15:42because i know you have a new one coming out
00:15:44so i was just re-reading your last one for
00:15:47about the tenth time
00:15:50you read my book ten times
00:15:52i'm a writer too
00:15:53miss von clint's my publisher
00:15:55so i've heard
00:16:02funny seeing you here
00:16:03aren't you supposed to be reckless
00:16:04whoever said that
00:16:05obviously spends no time in the library
00:16:08because i'm here all the time
00:16:11i love the smell of old books
00:16:13what are you checking out
00:16:16that's actually this new author
00:16:17um
00:16:19have you heard of heidi brushfire
00:16:22but
00:16:24how
00:16:25i googled it
00:16:26i'm not stalking you
00:16:28i promise
00:16:31and here is the romance section
00:16:37here we go
00:16:40oh yes
00:16:41i can't wait to read this
00:16:43oh could you take a picture of us
00:16:46i'm a big fan of yours
00:16:47miss brushfire
00:16:48oh
00:16:49okay
00:16:50thank you
00:16:51thank you
00:16:56okay
00:16:57looking forward to your next book
00:17:01that never happens in indiana
00:17:04back to wuthering heights
00:17:07not to brag
00:17:09but i happen to own a first edition
00:17:11come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13your place
00:17:15oh
00:17:17um
00:17:17how about tomorrow
00:17:33hi miss von klimt
00:17:37hi boo boo boo
00:17:41so cute
00:17:42where have you been
00:17:44and why am i not mrs mk roth yet
00:17:48funnily enough i
00:17:49just ran into max at the library
00:17:56did he say anything about the other night
00:17:58tell me everything
00:17:59it actually didn't come up
00:18:02that could be good
00:18:04actually he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06you
00:18:07what did i tell you about snaking my man
00:18:11pack your bags
00:18:13you're out of here
00:18:15oh wait wait
00:18:16let me explain
00:18:19you're right
00:18:20max is a special case
00:18:23my usual advice won't work
00:18:25i need to get to know him better
00:18:28i'll tell you everything
00:18:29so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31i just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan
00:18:38what do you think
00:18:39poo poo
00:18:41should we trust her
00:18:44i leave for new york this week
00:18:46if you don't have results
00:18:48by the time that i'm back
00:18:50you're out of a job
00:18:51and a publishing deal
00:18:53got it
00:19:01since the divorce
00:19:02every moment was pain
00:19:04james felt like prometheus
00:19:06tortured by the gods
00:19:08but instead of eagles
00:19:10eating his liver
00:19:11they picked at his heart
00:19:13then again
00:19:14maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:27who would read this self-pitying garbage
00:19:30i've got to snap out of it
00:19:34lisa
00:19:36i almost forgot
00:19:37just the writing break i needed
00:19:47hi max
00:19:50it's so good to see you
00:19:55same here
00:19:59come in
00:20:00do you want some wine
00:20:01um
00:20:02water's fine
00:20:07don't lose your mind
00:20:08over a man lisa
00:20:09you have a job to do
00:20:18hard to believe people have been falling in love with katherine and heath clip for almost 200 years
00:20:24well they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:32i leave for new york this week
00:20:34if you don't have results
00:20:36by the time that i'm back
00:20:37you're out of a job
00:20:39and a publishing deal
00:20:41got it
00:20:44so max
00:20:46seeing anyone lately
00:20:48i'm seeing you
00:20:50right now
00:20:51i mean
00:20:53romantically
00:20:54what do you want in a woman
00:21:01just look in the mirror
00:21:05you joker
00:21:10is it me or is max coming on stronger than pepe lepu
00:21:14he's supposed to want giselle
00:21:15i've got to get his mind off me
00:21:21forgive me emily bronte
00:21:30lisa
00:21:32it's a fifty thousand dollar book
00:21:34fifty thousand dollars
00:21:37oh no
00:21:38i went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:47there's no damage
00:21:50luckily
00:21:50i'm so sorry
00:21:52let me clean up
00:22:01so when's the new book coming out
00:22:04soon as i finished writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet i thought
00:22:07the subject matter is proven quite difficult
00:22:10it's about a divorce
00:22:13my divorce
00:22:15i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures i don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:21anyway i'll finish the book
00:22:22anyway i'll finish the book i just can't find the ending
00:22:23when i have writer's block i usually try to chalk it out with someone
00:22:27usually my mom
00:22:28she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:31thanks lisa but i don't think
00:22:32my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:36i don't know
00:22:37stupid
00:22:38thanks for the advice
00:22:40i can write an ending
00:22:42i just don't know what it should be
00:22:45which reminds me i should probably get back to work
00:22:58thanks for coming by
00:23:00and
00:23:02getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:05anytime
00:23:17later dude
00:23:26as i left the house max continued his battle with the blank page
00:23:32i couldn't help wondering if i'd ever see him again
00:23:36well
00:23:37i guess i could maybe do something about that
00:23:49i need more info to work with before miss von klempt gets back
00:23:52but how do i ask max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her not me
00:24:03reading by the pool
00:24:05oh that's platonic
00:24:07thanks for having me over today
00:24:09i'd love to return the favor
00:24:10come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:17what am i thinking max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion
00:24:21why did i ask him to do the most boring thing on earth
00:24:27no no no no no no no he's responding
00:24:29please let me down gently max
00:24:31my fragile heart can't take it
00:24:39i really needed this
00:24:43i got the big house you know but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome anytime
00:24:47i mean i'm sure it's cool with miss von klempt it's her house
00:25:04oh
00:25:04still at it i see
00:25:09sorry
00:25:11creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy together
00:25:20you're actually reading it
00:25:22are you joking i can't put it down
00:25:25it's like the sexiest book i've ever read
00:25:27hey where do you get your ideas
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:32my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent actually
00:25:37i find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:41i was an ugly duckling
00:25:44it was easier making my characters fall in love than
00:25:47actually risking it myself
00:25:51well lisa
00:25:53you're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:56i think you should come out of your shell
00:26:01so any other thoughts about the book
00:26:04yeah one more
00:26:06the next book you release
00:26:08make it under your name
00:26:10you are too good
00:26:12i'll think about it
00:26:15hey can you get my bag for me
00:26:27be cool lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back
00:26:32think of miss von klempt
00:26:50so max i was wondering
00:26:54the love interest in your last novel
00:26:57is she based on your ex
00:27:04shoot
00:27:05i said the wrong thing
00:27:07jesus lisa you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14yeah i guess what i don't post online
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22she's uh
00:27:24she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:27very different time
00:27:29it's
00:27:31it's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:34romantic bone in my body
00:27:35because all i do is write
00:27:39and avoid
00:27:40writing
00:27:42can i ask what happened
00:27:44i thought she was my
00:27:46pixie
00:27:49manic
00:27:50dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:53she was just manic
00:27:55she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type a
00:27:59workaholic
00:27:59obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:02and money
00:28:03sounds like miss von klempt
00:28:05is that your type
00:28:08it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:13but
00:28:15i'm an introvert
00:28:17you know
00:28:18i would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:22than
00:28:22some random
00:28:23l.a. party
00:28:25if i decide to remarry
00:28:28it's gonna be someone who's
00:28:29like me
00:28:33maybe even a writer
00:28:40oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be platonic
00:28:43abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:45what's wrong lisa
00:28:46i'm getting hot
00:28:47are you thirsty
00:28:47i am so thirsty
00:28:48ah
00:28:49ah
00:29:11you okay
00:29:12worry about that
00:29:13that was an answer
00:29:15hey
00:29:17that's so mean
00:29:38i'm pruning
00:29:39you look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune
00:29:50my phone
00:30:00jeez
00:30:01is she psychic
00:30:02or something
00:30:04miss von klempt
00:30:06hi
00:30:07any updates
00:30:08on max
00:30:11um
00:30:16who are you waiting to
00:30:18i just invited a friend
00:30:19over to swim
00:30:20a fuck party
00:30:21show me
00:30:22no
00:30:23of course not
00:30:27me likey
00:30:28just don't bang in my pool
00:30:30i had it cleaned last week
00:30:31so
00:30:32what's happening with max
00:30:34i'm getting plenty of material
00:30:37music to my ears
00:30:38poopoo's too
00:30:40i have good news as well
00:30:42got the contract all settled with tony
00:30:45and we are signing max to emu publishing
00:30:48that's amazing
00:30:50i'll talk to you about it more when i see you
00:30:52poopoo's got a poopoo
00:31:01how about some dinner tonight
00:31:03no little spot by the beach
00:31:05i don't normally go out but
00:31:07tonight feels special
00:31:09if you ruin this for miss von klempt
00:31:11your writing career is done for
00:31:14what do you say
00:31:20gizelle's contract just came in
00:31:22looks good
00:31:23all's in our court
00:31:24yeah maybe i should read it myself
00:31:26come on
00:31:27you don't trust me
00:31:28okay
00:31:30but
00:31:31make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some hollywood cash grab franchise
00:31:35okay
00:31:36hey
00:31:37you're the boss boss
00:31:43max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day
00:31:49if i didn't know better
00:31:50i'd swear he wanted to kiss me
00:31:54lisa
00:31:56sorry about that i had a business call
00:32:00what are you writing
00:32:04max stop
00:32:04is this your diary
00:32:06oh no max has my journal
00:32:08how could it be so stupid
00:32:19on second thought
00:32:21i would not want anybody reading my diary
00:32:28you never know when inspiration will strike
00:32:37have you felt inspired lately
00:32:39yes i have
00:32:40maybe you're my muse
00:32:42in all seriousness though
00:32:44it's nice spending time with another writer
00:32:47makes me feel like less of a weirdo
00:32:50weirdo
00:32:50max you're one of the most famous authors in the world
00:32:54it gets lonely
00:33:01thank you
00:33:07what's wrong
00:33:09that feels amazing
00:33:10can i ask you a favor
00:33:13would you be willing to read my manuscript
00:33:17maybe you can help me write the ending
00:33:21me
00:33:24i'm signing to emu publishing
00:33:26so we're basically co-workers
00:33:27and you're a fantastic writer
00:33:30and you know my work
00:33:31and you know that i'm struggling with this
00:33:36i trust you lisa
00:33:38you
00:33:40trust me
00:33:42yeah
00:33:45should i not
00:33:46you may not trust me if you know that i'm an undercover date doctor
00:33:53i'd be honored to read it max
00:33:56thanks
00:34:01it would mean a lot to me
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:11we can print it at the library
00:34:16stop by my place to read it
00:34:18in your place
00:34:19that's okay
00:34:20isn't it
00:34:21he can't really be trying to sleep with me right
00:34:24he just wants to give me his manuscript
00:34:27because if he does have other ideas
00:34:29i'm not sure i'll be able to control myself
00:34:35check please
00:34:36check please
00:34:59careful
00:35:01clumsy girl
00:35:03i'm only clumsy around you
00:35:05is that right
00:35:07please
00:35:07do not share this with anyone
00:35:10the only people i want reading it are you and me
00:35:14okay
00:35:15thank you for trusting me
00:35:22you make it easy
00:35:24you make it easy
00:35:39max
00:35:43quick
00:36:03i would love you
00:36:07you
00:36:10just
00:36:22Wow, Lisa, I want you, you're in the cell.
00:37:08Wow, Lisa, I want you, you're in the cell.
00:37:37Oh, Lisa, I want you, you're in the cell.
00:37:41I slept with Max.
00:37:43Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:52Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:57No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:02Lisa, what are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:11I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:14Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:19It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:42Me too.
00:38:47What's that?
00:39:00Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:15When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:25Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:43Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:46Max!
00:39:47Go!
00:39:55Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:01Lisa?
00:40:04Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:29You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:42Ma...
00:40:43Er...
00:40:43Jerry!
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:52That's funny.
00:40:55What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:04Everything's in my journal.
00:41:05Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:12Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:14I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson!
00:41:29Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:55Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15Oh, you know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29Hmm.
00:42:30I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ha-ha!
00:42:41Hey!
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree.
00:42:56Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:59I'm dying to read it.
00:43:00Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:03Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, that should get going.
00:43:11So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:16We'll be in touch.
00:43:21We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:24And if everything else goes according to plan,
00:43:25you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:27And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:30You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:33Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:38How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:53Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:06But...
00:44:08I...
00:44:08Uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:24At least I'll die happy.
00:44:32What?
00:44:33Oh, she fails.
00:44:42Father himself.
00:44:42I am falling.
00:44:42Oh, she stays.
00:44:49I'm kidding.
00:44:50Jazz Vanguard's Highwire
00:44:51Oh, my God.
00:44:52I was wrong.
00:44:52Come into the arts and work.
00:44:55May I come in?
00:44:55We articles down in my valley,
00:45:21Max's car? What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript. It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:34That means a lot's coming from you. What do I do about the ending?
00:45:43The main character goes through so much heartbreak. He has a choice at the end. To live in pain or
00:45:49to move on. To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again? Or not?
00:46:00I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me. But now, I'm seeing some light
00:46:11shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you. I mean, James. You should get a happy ending. Give the readers some hope.
00:46:24Max! Max!
00:46:28Oh my god! Oh my god! Giselle's home!
00:46:32Aren't you guys friends?
00:46:34We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:38Why not?
00:46:39Because...
00:46:41You're a private person. It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa! Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max! What are you doing here?
00:47:03Uh...
00:47:05Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:09Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here. Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight. Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong!
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:23Actually...
00:47:24Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:48You sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean...
00:47:51You know, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but...
00:47:54I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:57Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and...
00:47:59Curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know. You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05You know, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but...
00:48:11Didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights.
00:48:21What? You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:25It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:26Oh.
00:48:27Makes me cry.
00:48:31It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:33Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:36Um...
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:51I can't watch.
00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:48:59Well...
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:04I...
00:49:04I misread the situation too.
00:49:06I like you too.
00:49:08I'm...
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:17I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:24Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:34If it's that mousy little Lisa,
00:49:36I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:39That homewrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:42Big time.
00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:48So what?
00:49:49That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:56Can we talk?
00:50:00Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:03It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go last night?
00:50:06Let's just say,
00:50:07I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:23What?
00:50:23Did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:25I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:32I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:35Overrated.
00:50:36Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:56Don't go.
00:50:57No.
00:50:59No.
00:51:02No.
00:51:08No.
00:51:11No.
00:51:12No.
00:51:14No!
00:51:19No!
00:51:20No!
00:51:21No, no, no!
00:51:25Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max. Be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:50What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:55I...
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:03Just breathe. Calm down.
00:52:06You're with me now. Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:11I...
00:52:38That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime. Wait. I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:58She's dead.
00:53:09I should go. Or I'll miss my flight. I... I just came to say goodbye. I didn't expect all of
00:53:15this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa. But I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me. As long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:34And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here. She can stay here. There's plenty of space.
00:53:41I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:44What about you and Miss Von Klimt? I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well then you must have missed me letting her down easy. Because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it. Alright?
00:54:01Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit I'm curious what she's working on next. One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:39Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us. About me.
00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary. I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it. You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Ms. Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:43Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max!
00:55:45We're done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:51And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:08I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:19Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:34But no.
00:56:35You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:41I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:47I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:57Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:06You can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:10But I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it!
00:57:26Damn it, Lisa. I said to get out of here.
00:57:29We're through.
00:57:30Uh, Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:01Here.
00:58:06So...
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:14Hmm.
00:58:16I found her journal.
00:58:19I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:22She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:28No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:31She's a succubus.
00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but...
00:58:50I do know something that might distract you.
00:59:17I have just returned from a visit to my landlord, the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:24This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the
00:59:41stir of society.
00:59:43But anyway, I will never be happy.
00:59:44No, I am sorry.
00:59:50No, I am sorry.
00:59:59No, I am sorry.
01:00:00No, I am sorry.
01:00:01No, I am sorry.
01:00:03No, I am sorry.
01:00:04No, I am sorry.
01:00:07That is really good.
01:00:07I'm sorry.
01:00:11I am sorry.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:29I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone, please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks, comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller list.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:13We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it!
01:01:20Now, you might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:30Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:47You're pregnant?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:52Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:58I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:26I want this to work.
01:02:27I don't know.
01:02:32She-Hara never loved anyone like the werewolf king.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks,
01:02:39reading, strolls around the castle,
01:02:42their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44She-Hara had never been so happy.
01:02:49i can't write romance with a broken heart this is torture
01:02:55hello mom i thought a little gift might improve your mood
01:03:01thanks mom you didn't have to your favorite author everyone's talking about the new book
01:03:06it's an oprah's book club surprised i haven't seen you reading it
01:03:13i just didn't have the time thanks mom
01:03:40as james perused the library you saw a young woman in glasses crying over wuthering heights
01:03:47she felt his presence
01:03:51wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:56james had lost the game of love but that didn't mean he never went again
01:04:03a happy ending he took my note
01:04:09maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:12billionaire author mk roth to wed ceo of emu publishing
01:04:18they're getting married
01:04:26yes
01:04:27yes yes
01:04:30yes
01:04:30oh the scheming around
01:04:45got me so horny for you
01:04:54by this time next week we're gonna be rich because of that brilliant contract you made
01:05:09once you guys get married the book rights transfer to you the royalties alone are gonna solve your company's bankruptcy
01:05:16then we'll take max to hollywood whether he likes it or not
01:05:20the studios are dying for a movie version of the thorn tree
01:05:24or not a trilogy
01:05:25a tv show crypto video games
01:05:28the possibilities are endless
01:05:30we just have to keep our secret a little longer
01:05:33i'll get rid of max as soon as possible
01:05:36good
01:05:37i hate sneaking around
01:05:38it would have been easier if that bitch lisa didn't almost fuck it up
01:05:43i guess you get what you pay for
01:05:45what do you mean
01:05:46oh i didn't tell you
01:05:48i've been paying her with her own money
01:05:51i've withheld her royalties for years
01:05:55you are so bad
01:06:07what is it honey bunch
01:06:09mom i think i have to tell you about what happened in la
01:06:19i couldn't tell max why i was really writing about him now he's marrying miss von klimt and he probably
01:06:23doesn't even know
01:06:24that she hired me to help her seduce him
01:06:27sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:29miss von klimt said if i ever go back to la she'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33we'll lose your nerves
01:06:35maybe a lot more
01:06:36look miss von bitch was born rich
01:06:40she doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company
01:06:42you were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:44with a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45and somehow you still became a big author
01:06:49you could take that barbie any day of the week
01:06:52but max dumped me
01:06:55what if he really does love miss von klimt
01:06:57you'll never know unless you talk to him
01:07:00brave
01:07:01like shihara the elf princess
01:07:04you're not that nerdy girl you were in high school
01:07:08you're a badass bitch
01:07:10you're right
01:07:12but can i really break up a wedding
01:07:14hell yes you can
01:07:26hey
01:07:27you look great pal
01:07:30i can't believe i'm getting married again
01:07:33don't you think it's too soon
01:07:34not with the right lady
01:07:38i'm not so sure about that
01:07:44don't tell me you're getting cold feet
01:07:47what is this about
01:07:50max do not tell me it was about that english smut writer
01:07:54hey men would kill to be with jazam
01:07:58you know that
01:08:11elvin lust
01:08:13why are you reading this crap
01:08:16isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day
01:08:20netflix call
01:08:22they want to adapt the thorn tree as a dating show
01:08:26the ultimatum meets vanderpump rules
01:08:29what do you think
01:08:34i'm not whoring out my work
01:08:37stop asking me about hollywood deals
01:08:39i'm sorry i i just got excited
01:08:42we'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:52i made it thank god for booktop
01:08:58lisa no she ruined everything
01:09:03tony hi yeah hey i know this sounds crazy but i really need to talk to max do you know
01:09:07where i
01:09:07could find him he's about to get married lisa so yeah that's kind of why i'm here okay he doesn't
01:09:13want to see you he and giselle are very happy no but he doesn't know the truth giselle hired me
01:09:18to help i seduce him you're talking like a crazy person all right go back to the loony bin now
01:09:24aren't you max's friend don't you want to hear me out nope come on let's go wait
01:09:33you're in on this too what are you two planning to do to max you stupid little
01:09:39bitch you're gonna ruin this entire plan for me what plan i want you
01:09:48what the hell's happening here tony i'm so sorry lisa hey
01:09:55what is happening i told you to keep your man stealing ass out of l.a
01:10:01miss von klimt think very clearly about what you say next you know what i can do to you
01:10:09giselle what happened between you two don't talk to her max she is just looking to use you for
01:10:16more material for her books isn't that right lisa this is that true come on lisa stand up for
01:10:24yourself it's now or never
01:10:38giselle hired me to help her seduce you what you read in my journal wasn't a book at least
01:10:42not one i planned on they were notes to share with miss von klimt so what happened between us was
01:10:50fake no
01:10:51i just wanted to be a good date doctor i was as shocked as anyone when i was the one
01:10:56who started
01:10:56to fall in love with you oh you fell in love with me of course max and i don't know
01:11:03what miss von klimt
01:11:03has told you but i don't think she's marrying you for the right reasons because tony seems to be a
01:11:08part
01:11:08of her plan she is babbling like a psycho somebody call the police i mean to ruin our wedding day
01:11:15max please believe me i love you don't marry her lapd there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin
01:11:26my wedding and you know what i'm gonna bring her right over here right answer me this is that baby
01:11:33mine
01:11:46it's mine giselle and i had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden
01:11:51clauses in the contract she marries you she controls everything tony we have known each other
01:11:59for years why would you betray me emu publishing was going bankrupt giselle needed money she and she
01:12:08convinced me that i needed some too but honestly i didn't care about that all i wanted was her oh
01:12:16you
01:12:16sappy piece of shit you fucked us i love you and the baby yeah we hate you hey it's safe
01:12:26to say
01:12:26this wedding is over i'll see you two lovebirds in court
01:12:36can you ever forgive me for doubting you i don't know what came over me i was a mess after
01:12:42our fight
01:12:44we can talk about it over dinner i know a little spot by the beach
01:12:52you are finished lisa i am cancelling our contract and i am keeping the heidi brushfire name yeah i'll
01:13:00all the next books myself a monkey could write that trash
01:13:09oh
01:13:11oh
01:13:11oh
01:13:11oh
01:13:11oh
01:13:12yeah
01:13:13baby baby
01:13:14baby
01:13:15baby
01:13:22don't worry about yourself i will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:26you just have to trust me
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa.
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs, writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess.
01:14:17When the phone rang, little did I know my life was about to change forever.
01:14:31I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:35My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:37Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:42Max started his own publishing company after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:53So you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks.
01:14:58The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher.
01:15:01I heard the CEO writes the books herself now.
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt.
01:15:08I have a question.
01:15:10When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:21Actually, I can answer that.
01:15:31I've never really been a public person, but Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which...
01:15:48Lisa Brown, will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:56Yes.
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